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Celebrity Sabotage - Season 1 - Episode 03: Episode 3
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00:01Welcome to the Manor House.
00:03The ultimate setting for a reality game show like no other.
00:08This sprawling estate is the home of six brand new TV shows.
00:13Welcome to the perfect pooch.
00:15This is SOS, survive or surrender.
00:19Welcome to the backstabber.
00:20Each with its own set of real contestants.
00:22Oh my word.
00:24Do you all understand?
00:25Yes sir.
00:26He's ready to play a little game.
00:27But what none of them know is that all of these shows are totally fake.
00:33No!
00:34Oh my god are you joking mate?
00:38That's because hidden in the basement is Mission HQ.
00:42Home to an elite team of celebrity saboteurs.
00:45I'm done with you on the saboteur.
00:49Ah!
00:50Yeah!
00:52Oh my god!
00:54Oh!
00:54Oh!
00:56Each week they are joined by a brand new celebrity guest saboteur.
01:01And a different fake show host.
01:05Together, their mission is to sabotage the fake show and build up a secret prize fund for the contestants to
01:11share worth up to £30,000.
01:15And there's only one rule.
01:17Don't get more!
01:19Celebrity captured.
01:21Tonight, the celebrities are joined by legendary lioness, Jill Scott.
01:27I feel so bad.
01:29As the celebrities take on totally fake TV show, The Great Kitchen Cook Off.
01:35Hosted by renowned TV chef, Monica Galletti.
01:38How are you?
01:39You having a good day?
01:40It's about to get even better.
01:42She's walking in now.
01:42She's walking in now.
01:43Get ready for madness.
01:45No!
01:45Whoa, whoa, whoa!
01:46Mind games.
01:47Someone play with me?
01:48I'm not sure.
01:49And mayhem.
01:52Yes!
01:53It's celebrity sabotage.
02:01It's a brand new day at the manor house.
02:03And the celebrities are back to cause chaos.
02:06Let's go!
02:10We are back in the house!
02:12Come on!
02:13We're back.
02:14We're back.
02:15We're back.
02:16We're back.
02:16We're back.
02:17We're back.
02:18You like that?
02:19Come on!
02:20Do you know what it is about missions?
02:22You get really excited, now's my time to shine.
02:24And then when it gets to it, you get really nervous.
02:26Yes.
02:27We get like a new special guest and we get a new host.
02:54We're back.
02:57We know that there is a new duo to sabotage that can have this little bit of...
02:59I am competitive.
03:01Yeah.
03:01Well, to sabotage, I am a bit scared.
03:04But we're doing it for the greater good, aren't we?
03:06Exactly.
03:07Yeah.
03:07Yes, we're mashing up their life for the day,
03:09but for the future, it's for the best.
03:12And their reaction is always worth it.
03:14So where we're starting, what we're doing?
03:17HQ alert.
03:18Oh, I've got HQ alert!
03:20Celebrities.
03:21Now Jill Scott is here, your team is complete.
03:24Come on, Jill!
03:27Six contestants are on their way to the Manor House,
03:29and they think they're here to take part
03:31in a brand-new cooking competition
03:33called the Great Kitchen Cook-Off.
03:35Oh!
03:39Wow, there's so much we can do with that!
03:41The pressure!
03:42Oh, no, no, no, no, look!
03:47I've always had a very strong interest in cooking.
03:50I definitely think I would give Gordon Ramsay a run for his money
03:53with my beef while he's sitting.
03:55Oh, I feel so bad.
03:58They're going to put so much effort into this.
04:00There's something about just making sure that, you know,
04:02everyone's fed a bit like Jesus feeding the 5,000...
04:05I'm not Jesus, by the way.
04:08Why does Will literally look like my child?
04:11I love cooking, because it makes me happy to make others happy.
04:15Hopefully, I could win.
04:16I would say I'm not competitive, but I am.
04:20I'm in it to win it.
04:23When people taste my food, I just want to get that, oh, my God.
04:27I know this is all about fun.
04:29I've got to be honest, I really want to win this.
04:32They get all the game faces on.
04:33You look at Casey.
04:34It would be exciting to cook for a celebrity.
04:36I've never done it before.
04:38Well, I have, actually.
04:38I made a sandwich for Sean Ryder.
04:40I can't believe there's a whole tent.
04:44Hello, and welcome to the Great Kitchen Cook-Off.
04:48Six of Britain's best home cooks stand in front of me.
04:51And over the next two days, you'll be cooking up a storm,
04:54testing your culinary talents.
04:56She's going to smash this.
04:57Because once the two days are up, I will crown one of you
05:00the Great Kitchen Cook-Off champion.
05:03But before all of that, it's time for me to introduce my co-host.
05:07Who's the co-host?
05:08So please welcome the delightful Judy Love.
05:11Oh!
05:12Whoa, whoa, whoa!
05:13Whoa, whoa, whoa!
05:14What the hell is going on?
05:15Well, you're not up there, mate.
05:16You're not up there.
05:16You're not up there.
05:24It's one thing being a sabotage and hiding,
05:26but actually acting the whole time.
05:30Judy, you got this.
05:31You can do this.
05:32You're going to be like a person in the field.
05:33Yeah, it's going to be on the field.
05:35Mission alert.
05:38Judy, you must become the co-host of the Great Kitchen Cook-Off.
05:43And when called upon, sabotage in plain sight.
05:46It's amazing.
05:47So you've got to host a show whilst pretending you're on another show.
05:50That's a lot, man.
05:52Just to let you know, I've got an earpiece in telling me what's going on.
05:55Judy is actually stuck in hair and makeup, believe it or not.
05:59Ah, so Judy gets hair and makeup and not me.
06:01Yeah.
06:02Yeah, I see.
06:04Come on!
06:06Oh!
06:08That is very cool, Lord.
06:11Very cool.
06:14I'm so excited and I'm nervous at the same time,
06:16but listen, I've got to go.
06:17I can't keep Monica waiting.
06:19Oh, my God, good luck.
06:20You got this.
06:21I am a host.
06:22I'm a host.
06:24In a cooking show.
06:30Oh, my God, I'm so nervous.
06:32I can't believe I've got to do this.
06:34Oh, oh, Monica's got her little fake watch out.
06:37Guys, I am so sorry.
06:41Go for the top.
06:42It's just who's bringing.
06:43Oh, let's go.
06:47Judy, touch your nose if you can hear us.
06:50Yes!
06:53It's real, baby.
06:55It's real.
06:55It's happening.
06:57Judy love, everybody.
07:00Come on, Judy.
07:01Hello, home cooks.
07:03So, I'm here to tell you about your great kitchen cook-off challenge.
07:08We're after mini Yorkshire puddings,
07:10Victoria sponge cakes,
07:12and sausage rolls.
07:13Everyone, you have three hours.
07:16It's time to cook off.
07:18Oh, I love a catchphrase.
07:21So good, Judy.
07:22No rehearsals.
07:23Not if you're enjoying yourself.
07:24Are you enjoying yourself?
07:25If you could tell your face,
07:26that'd be absolutely fantastic.
07:30Mission alert.
07:31Oh, yeah!
07:33Celebrities,
07:34it's time for your first sabotage mission.
07:37GK,
07:37you must sabotage Toomey
07:39by swapping her sugar for salt in the larder
07:41so it ruins her Victoria sponge batter.
07:43Oh, no.
07:45So, sugar for salt?
07:47Yeah, sugar for salt.
07:47But you can't be seen.
07:48I don't know the difference between sugar and salt.
07:51This mission is worth £2,000.
07:54That's a good chunk of change.
07:55Remember, there's only one rule.
07:58Don't get caught.
07:59Otherwise, there will be serious consequences.
08:02Oh, my God.
08:04Right.
08:05Really happy that I've spent four hours in glam.
08:08Maybe you could pretend to be like a chef.
08:11Crew.
08:11No crew has makeup done so impeccably.
08:15Well, guess what?
08:16Today, someone's actually tried.
08:18All right.
08:19Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:22Oh, my God, no way.
08:24Oh, my God.
08:26Don't do it.
08:26OK.
08:26You got this.
08:28Do you think they're going to recognize her?
08:29Yeah, 100%.
08:30OK, so we're going to lose GK.
08:33Carefully, Grant.
08:33Go on.
08:34GK is out.
08:35Yeah.
08:36Just like it's just us three, guys.
08:38To pull off this sabotage, GK will have to get from HQ to the larder without blowing her cover.
08:50Should I do a light jog?
08:51I'm going to jog.
08:53GK, you need to crew walk.
08:55Oh.
08:57Why is she walking so weird?
08:59Walk normal, GK.
09:01Oh, my God.
09:01I'm so on edge.
09:02My heart is beating out my bum.
09:04Hi, Jimmy.
09:05Hello.
09:06How do you feel cooking against the other five in here?
09:09I feel good.
09:10This is my safe space.
09:12I'm in control here, and the Tara sponge cake.
09:14My aim is to really wow you with the flavor.
09:17She's now telling her really lovely story, and we're about to ruin her cooking.
09:21All right, Tumi.
09:21Good luck.
09:23I'm going.
09:23Oh, my God.
09:24I'm so on edge.
09:26So what do I need to do?
09:27You're going to swap the sugar and the salt to me.
09:33I just...
09:35Oh, she's doing it.
09:36She's doing it.
09:37You like that?
09:39Oh, no.
09:39Oh, my God.
09:40No.
09:41You got to tidy that up, GK.
09:42You can't just leave it like that.
09:46It's all over the floor.
09:47She needs to hurry up.
09:48Yeah, I need to get some ingredients.
09:54GK, GK, not to scare you, but Tumi's now on the loose.
09:57Really?
09:57You want to clear up the floor first?
09:59Why did I pour it everywhere?
10:01You need to get out there pretty soon.
10:05Tumi's coming.
10:06You need to go.
10:07No!
10:10She's walking in now.
10:11She's walking in now.
10:12Oh, my God.
10:26Tumi's coming.
10:27You need to go.
10:27Tumi's coming.
10:29She's walking in now.
10:35Tumi is in the larder with you.
10:42I feel like I can't even breathe.
10:45She's about to get your sugary salt.
10:47GK, I don't mean to freak you out, but she is literally about half a centimetre away from where you're
10:53lying.
10:56She's got the sugar.
10:57She's got the sugar.
11:00Oh, look at GK.
11:02You little face.
11:05She's left.
11:07Right, GK, go.
11:08Get out of there.
11:09Go, go, go, go, go, go.
11:12Don't run.
11:13You're going to look suspicious.
11:14You're going to walk.
11:20Guys.
11:21Yay!
11:23We've got to talk about your walking.
11:24This is an impression of you walking across the field trying to look like an old crew member.
11:31Well, I thought if I did a jog...
11:33There's nothing that says less like I'm crew.
11:42Right, 12 minutes left, guys.
11:47And it's okay, and...
11:50Judy, you're so cruel.
11:53So, what's the sausage roll?
11:55So, it's kind of like a Mediterranean spiced sausage.
11:58Judy, at some point while you're there, can you just touch his moustache?
12:03What about gravy?
12:04And then I'm doing a red wine shoe where it sits on it.
12:07A red wine shoe?
12:07Come in.
12:08Come in.
12:09Come in.
12:10Come in.
12:11Oh, yeah.
12:15Monica.
12:16Yes, Judy.
12:17Come here, you.
12:18Let's just get on this.
12:19Monica's taken her away.
12:24So, I'm making my batter for my Victoria sponge cake.
12:27So, I just have butter and sugar.
12:30Oh, sugar and salt.
12:32Oh, sugar and salt.
12:32Oh, sugar and salt.
12:33It's so salty.
12:34It's happening.
12:35It's happening.
12:36Oh, my God.
12:37She hasn't noticed.
12:38I need to make sure that the flavour is really good.
12:45Oh, my God.
12:50Oh, my God.
12:51Oh, my God.
12:51What is this, then?master
12:52for Victoria sponge cake. Can
12:54I have a look? Yeah.
12:57Oh,
12:57it looks a bit split. Yeah.
12:59Oh.
12:59Have a
13:00taste of that. Oh,
13:00my God. It's
13:02like salt instead of sugar. Oh,
13:04my God. It's
13:06gone. Oh,
13:06gone. It's
13:06gone. It's
13:06a way.
13:09oh my god this is not caster sugar this is not caster sugar this is
13:23mission alert here are your next sabotage missions jill you must hide in the vegetable patch
13:30and lock casey in the larder he's so tall as well you are so tall no vegetables are that big
13:35meanwhile sam you must ruin hands yorkshire puddings by turning off her oven to do so
13:41joe must smuggle sam into the tent hidden inside a cleaning trolley wait a minute they get that and
13:47i'm a cabbage patch doll each mission is worth two thousand pounds yeah but jill what are you gonna
13:57wear oh my god no one's ever gonna know jill you look like mud i think you need to get
14:06your
14:06serious heads on now let me just remind you of what you're doing right okay yes joe and sam yeah
14:11you
14:12need to walk in there hide in the cleaning trolley and you turn an oven off jill hide in the
14:17veggie
14:17patch okay four thousand pounds on the line bigger money bigger reveal maybe we should just use the
14:24garage door let's go let's go let's go there are only 30 minutes left on the home cooks challenge
14:32so the pressure is on for joel sam and jill to create the kitchen catastrophes before time runs out
14:39duty the celebs are nearly at the tent two of the celebs are coming to the tent
14:50oh my god
14:55so what are you making so i'm making onion bhaja you love a bhaji not professional i'm just a little
15:02home
15:02cook some of the best cooking i get from the home cooks jill are you able to show me where
15:08you are
15:09oh my god it's jill jill if it is any consolation you look like a vegetable patch i've currently
15:16got a cupboard up me ass jill a lot of people would pay to have that
15:22right jill casey's on the move to the larder okay keep being a vegetable
15:32stay hidden there's going to be a tight window here so be ready okay just inside the larder just
15:39wait go go go now go now now you're a lioness quick crawl crawl crawl go go go
15:49get down get back into the store
15:51that was so ungraceful stay there she hasn't realized yet don't move huh
16:01oh she's locked in jill give me a thumbs up
16:05i'm going to hold lovely guys casey is stuck in the larder yes yes
16:14jill can you hear her trying to get out someone let me out please you can come and run back
16:21now
16:21run chill go on be quick though because it does look weird that a tree's running
16:28if my cake burns i'm going to be mighty upset
16:31jill
16:34oh my god
16:36jill
16:36jill
16:39it's not
17:01just to let everyone know casey is coming back to the tent she broke out oh
17:11so you've got all your ingredients i think so yeah i mean i just got trapped in the larder
17:16is that like sabotage
17:18someone oh my god did she just say sabotage no trapped in there i was in there and the door
17:26the door went slam and i stood there like that monica you're smashing it with jill's mission
17:30complete now joel must prove that he can stand the heat as he smuggled sam into the kitchen to
17:36sabotage ann's oven joel have you got a plan let's get things clean i do feel like this is the
17:45most
17:45high risk one i'm not used to using a fan oven so it's all going to be a little bit
17:51of trial and
17:52error so we'll see what happens good luck guys you've got this remember two grand for some soggy
17:58octopods judy get ready they're coming in how are they going to turn this oven off though oh we're
18:07going we're going me and jill came out joe and sam are coming in well mom doesn't know
18:23i'm so nervous i'm feeling anxious for them we need to get ann away judy get ann away from her
18:33oven
18:34she's already squeezed through there squeeze through there please oh he's getting locked up
18:42so i'm going to walk in where are we guys you need to move what have we got here
18:52can we cut your hand okay i think you've just nipped yourself i think we're just gonna have to get
18:58you
18:58just blue yeah just blue plaster go go go go go go go yeah let me just take that yeah
19:07can i just get a plaster for her hand please for ann's hand before she carries on cooking
19:13go on
19:17what am i doing what am i doing what am i doing put it the wrong way around what do
19:22i do
19:24wow no
19:27judy keep her distracted they have the trolley the wrong way around
19:32it doesn't hurt i think it's off i think it's off get us out of it get us out of
19:42it
19:42get out of there get out of there i think we've done it joel don't over do it just get
19:50out
19:51yeah stop cleaning now get out of the room get out of the room you should look in the door
20:05you're quite enjoying getting up to mr yeah are you this is a bit me
20:20we are elite to this
20:24yay well done
20:28with ann's oven now off the big question is are her yorkies ruined
20:35home cooks there is 10 minutes remaining
20:43right a little bit of a mistake here oh my um yorkshire didn't rise as much as i wanted to
20:51dip to do ah yes but you know what fingers crossed fingers aren't gonna help you no fosters are
21:00gonna be helping that one tune is a little bit stressed yes i'm definitely running out of time
21:11and i'm going to do my best
21:17home cooks 10 9 8 7
21:226 5 4 3 2 1
21:28can you smell the burning
21:30i want to smell the burning
21:31home cooks your time is up please step away from your stations
21:37monica will now be assessing your dishes in the taste test
21:42mission alert oh another one judy inside a mug on the tasting table is a human hair
21:49during the taste test you must pretend to discover the hair when you take a bite of will's dish
21:55oh my god oh he's going to be so gutted and it's going to be great this mission is worth
22:02four thousand pounds here we go
22:07okay she looks very nervous i do feel a bit bad that you lost that time in the lard though
22:12yeah yeah yeah yeah
22:13casey it smells lovely the the pastry's got it's crisp it has caught on on the sides here
22:18which you want to be careful if she's had a bit longer it might be better
22:23and you're up next come on
22:31did you intentionally want them to be this flat oh
22:38um as i said it's more about the flavor oh she's flagging away on this beautifully i love
22:44did she love her when you were turning off her oven to me would you like to bring your plate
22:50to
22:51the taste table please oh she's at the tough day wow look at that wonderful the fact that you had
22:58to
22:58remake your sponge cake very happy thank you so much this means a lot to me to me to me
23:04to me as
23:05you can see i'm scooping up the gravies and bits with the last bit of yorkshire pudding so i think
23:10that
23:10says it all all right judy will's next if you have the hair just itchy nose
23:17yeah okay will you're up next oh will doesn't know what's coming it's gonna be so embarrassing
23:24and everyone's gonna look and be like yeah it's from his mustache all right shall we how is she gonna
23:30do this i'll come back to that one yeah let's start with this oh my god oh my god oh
23:45god sorry
23:55let's start with this oh god
24:00okay will you're up next oh will doesn't know what's coming shall we oh god sorry
24:14Oh, God!
24:20Look how long it is! Look how long it is!
24:23Is this hair?
24:24I'm not sure if that's the mark.
24:26I don't know.
24:29Oh, my God!
24:31I don't believe I'm blonde.
24:33Oh, she's doing it. Here we are. Here we are.
24:35I can't handle this.
24:37I can't handle it.
24:38Are you all right?
24:39Oh, my God.
24:39Oh, she's doing it. Here we are.
24:40I can't handle this.
24:40Judy looks like she's about to cop up a third ball.
24:44Don't worry.
24:44Don't worry, Will. Don't worry.
24:46Look at him. He wants to be swallowed up.
24:49That's 10 grand.
24:50Judy, you've let it.
24:53Look, we can surpass
24:54a hair or whatever this... Yeah, I'm so confused.
24:57This is
24:58delicious. Thank you.
25:00Thank you, Will. Thanks, Will.
25:02Judy, you've absolutely
25:04smashed that. Congratulations,
25:06everyone, on completing your
25:08first task. Go and get some
25:10rest, because if you thought
25:12it was hot in the kitchen today...
25:15Whoo!
25:16It's gonna get even hotter
25:18tomorrow.
25:24Somehow, in the vegetarian
25:26sausage mix, there was a long blonde hair.
25:28Oh, no. The worst thing that could happen.
25:31Oh, I had a problem
25:32with my Yorkshire pennies, but then everybody
25:34had a problem. Well, well, I think
25:36he'd probably have one of my hairs in his boot.
25:40The minute I saw the
25:42jar saying sugar,
25:44but there was salt in it, I thought
25:46it was a sign to go home.
25:49I'm so happy that it all
25:50turned out okay, and it tastes
25:55good.
26:00HQ alert.
26:03Celebrities, you completed all
26:05of your missions successfully, which means
26:07you have added £10,000
26:08to the prize pot.
26:12Get some rest, because there's more sabotaging
26:15to come tomorrow.
26:16One, two, three, sabotage!
26:24It's day two of fake show, The Great Kitchen
26:27cook-off, and the celebs are hungry
26:29for more mischief.
26:30Here we are. Day two.
26:32Oh, I see Judy Love.
26:34Judy! She's got her cards in her hand.
26:37Judy loves this job.
26:39Good morning, Judy Love. Touch your nose
26:40if you can hear us.
26:41There she goes.
26:44Good morning, Monica. Touch Judy's
26:46nose if you can hear us.
26:49Yay!
26:53After an eventful first day,
26:55the home cooks arrive to be set their
26:57second challenge from Chef Monica.
26:59Here they come!
27:03Good morning, home cooks.
27:05Today, I will be assessing
27:07how you cope in the high-pressure
27:09world of hospitality.
27:11as the manor opens its doors
27:13to 60 hungry guests.
27:17Wow!
27:1960! That's a lot!
27:21For this, you'll be split into teams
27:24and open two
27:25pop-up restaurants.
27:27And Toomey and Casey,
27:29you'll be running the pizzeria.
27:32And Steve, Sarah, and Will,
27:34you'll be running the barbecue grill.
27:37I'm in charge of jerking.
27:39Boy!
27:42It's time
27:43to cook up!
27:45Woo!
27:46We need to be on our game today.
27:48Do you know we've got to avoid 60 diners as well?
27:51And what do we not want to do?
27:51Get caught!
27:54Located at different stations around the manor grounds,
27:57each team member has a different role to fulfil.
27:59Anne and Steve are on prep,
28:01Toomey and Sarah are chefs,
28:03and Casey and Will are running their respective fronts of house.
28:07First of all, I'm going to start my coleslaw.
28:11So...
28:11If I could...
28:13Cut into that.
28:15Anne's come back firing.
28:16She's taken yesterday,
28:18and she's been like,
28:18Do you know what? I'm not going out without a fire.
28:20Yeah.
28:20First time, don't tell anyone else.
28:22Using a gas barbecue.
28:23Are they alpacas or llamas?
28:26I think they're llamas.
28:31Mission alert.
28:34Sam and GK.
28:35Yeah!
28:36You must get the manor's pet alpacas
28:38to eat food from Anne's pizza prep station.
28:40We love going for Anne.
28:42This mission is worth £5,000.
28:45No!
28:46Fine!
28:47That is so much money!
28:49Oh, GK, we've got this, man.
28:51I feel quite confident because it's us two.
28:53Yeah, we're legends.
28:54We're like the...
28:55Yes.
28:56Yes.
28:56That was the answer.
28:57With the mission set,
28:59all they need to do is get there.
29:02I'll just start it.
29:03There we go.
29:04Because your hand puts on the brake, mate.
29:06It's...
29:12Hello.
29:14Good afternoon.
29:16Home cooks, your diners have arrived.
29:20Please make your way to the front of the manor to welcome them.
29:24I am going.
29:27Come on, Steve!
29:29All right, that casual.
29:30It's like Ronald Safari.
29:31All right.
29:32Do you know where we're going?
29:33Yeah.
29:34Whee!
29:34Oh, my God!
29:35What are you doing?
29:36What are you doing?
29:38I need to remind you that there is 60 diners out there.
29:41You're gonna drive right past them, so keep it down.
29:45.
29:56All of the cooks are at the front of the house.
30:00Go get them alpacas, girl.
30:02Can't open the gate.
30:03Let's get started.
30:06Oh, my God.
30:08It's not an item.
30:10Oh, wait! Oh, that's...
30:11Oh, my God. Jesus.
30:13We're starting to regret sending you and GK out.
30:16I'll be honest. You can't drive.
30:18You can't do gates.
30:19Is this electric? Hello.
30:21No! No!
30:22You two are the worst farmers I've ever seen in my life.
30:25Go in and see if you can leave them out.
30:27Sam, not to be disrespectful, but that one looks a bit like
30:29Claudia Winkleman. It's double the one on the right?
30:31Yeah. It's the fringe.
30:32Get them to the pizza table.
30:34Is that coleslaw?
30:36Hello, look! What's this?
30:38What's that? He hates coleslaw.
30:40Try putting the alpaca food on the table,
30:43and then give them a little tug.
30:47Courgette?
30:48For the lady? Start a relationship
30:50with them, you know? Would you like to be off the lead?
30:53Oh, God.
30:54There we go. He's off.
30:57Uh-oh. Sam?
30:58Okay. Sam, slowly walk away.
31:01Oh, no!
31:02No!
31:04Do you know how to get back, Anne?
31:05I will find my way.
31:07Anne's on her way back.
31:08We can't fail this. We failed it.
31:11It's not our fault they've got an attitude,
31:13do you know what I mean?
31:14Anne's on her way back. Anne's on her way back.
31:17Get your clipboard. Don't run,
31:19because they're going to run after me.
31:22Anne is literally on her way back. Get back in the bargain.
31:24You are the worst team.
31:25I've ever seen my life!
31:28Run, run, run, run!
31:30God!
31:30It's better to fail than get caught, so just run.
31:35Gutted.
31:35It was the alpacas!
31:37Who but them?
31:39Oh, no!
31:41There's an alpaca on the nose.
31:43Oh, my God, there's two of them.
31:46Um, we've left the gate open by mistake,
31:49so the alpacas have got loose.
31:51They're just roaming free now.
31:52Look at Anne.
31:53She doesn't even know anything's happened.
31:55Three minutes ago, there was alpacas sniffing at our coleslaw.
32:01That couldn't have gone any worse if we had tried.
32:07The alpacas are free.
32:08The alpacas are free now.
32:09They're just loose.
32:14That's so bad.
32:15Oh, don't you say that.
32:17You're like Dad.
32:17If you say that, it's really bad.
32:19Guys, I'm really disappointed at you.
32:20No!
32:24So, on the menu, we have a herbal burger.
32:27It's got salad or coleslaw.
32:28So, your order's all put down and all on the way for you.
32:30So, I'll keep you up there, so I'll bring it up to you.
32:32Now, this is a trial pizza for you.
32:36Do you like that? Vegetarian or vegan?
32:37Vegetarian.
32:38Vegetarian. Perfect.
32:42Mission alert.
32:44This is it. This is it.
32:45This is redemption.
32:46Send the adults.
32:47Jo.
32:48Jo.
32:49You must hide inside the barbecue service counter
32:51and steal sausages.
32:52Love it.
32:53Lovely.
32:54Jo.
32:55Dressed as a pile of bin bags...
32:57Every time.
32:57Yes!
32:58You must sabotage the pizza on the pizza service counter.
33:01Every sausage you steal and pizza you sabotage is worth £1,000.
33:07And there is up to a maximum of £5,000 up for grabs.
33:12However, this is a timed mission and you only have 15 minutes to complete it.
33:17What?
33:18Fifteen minutes.
33:23Are you guys ready to see Jill?
33:25Yeah, we are.
33:26Jill, are you ready?
33:27Yeah.
33:28You're ready.
33:29Sounds miserable.
33:31Yes!
33:32That's amazing!
33:33That is not Jill.
33:35That is incredible!
33:37Wow!
33:38Wait, Jill.
33:38Someone's coming.
33:40Someone's coming.
33:40Someone's coming.
33:41Oh my God, you're so rubbish.
33:45Where the hell am I going?
33:47To the left.
33:47To the left, Jill.
33:48Okay, keep going up on that grass bank.
33:50There you go.
33:51You are now right in everybody's eye lines.
33:54Just be careful.
33:55Okay, yeah, yeah.
33:56Crouch down now.
33:56This is it.
33:57That's it.
33:58Well done, Jill.
33:58Sam, just talk slowly.
34:03Okay.
34:04My God, it feels so mad.
34:06Run, run, run, run.
34:07You can jog.
34:10No!
34:12Go now.
34:14Make sure no one sees you.
34:18Get quick, Sarah might see.
34:21Amazing.
34:24Hello, Jill.
34:25Oh, stop it, sorry.
34:28Pizzas are on their way.
34:29Pizzas are on their way.
34:30Stay where you are.
34:31Stay where you are.
34:31Two meat pizzas.
34:32Two meat pizzas.
34:33Is there another two that's going to go with it?
34:35There you go.
34:36Is there any kind of oil you're supposed to throw on this?
34:39No, I've got a bit of olive oil on the side.
34:42Joel, Sarah is coming over now.
34:44As soon as he goes, I'm going to tell you, and you must swoop.
34:48I'm not sure why I said swoop.
34:54Just get out, Joel, just get out.
34:55It's all on your head.
34:57Five minutes is gone.
34:58You've only got ten minutes left.
35:00Start stealing some sausages.
35:01Go on, go on.
35:03Get that sausage.
35:04Stop it.
35:05Now take it out the bun and put the empty bun back so no one notices.
35:10And do it quickly because she's wrapping up more boxes.
35:14You know what?
35:15I'd be safe.
35:15Shove it back on and get your head down.
35:19You're not in fully.
35:21You're not in fully.
35:25I'm in.
35:26Jill, there are two pizzas on the pass.
35:28When I say go, run up and take two bites of both pizzas.
35:33I really love you.
35:38I said I really love you.
35:44She's walking away.
35:45She's walking away.
35:46Jill, go, go, go, go, Jill.
35:47Go, go, go.
35:52So get down, get down, get down, get down, get down, get down.
35:57Do not do hell.
36:00Oh, my God, the stress.
36:02Don't move.
36:03Don't move.
36:04It's so weird because there's no trash in the middle of the thing.
36:10Well done, Jill.
36:12Will is on his way.
36:13He's here.
36:14Okay.
36:14Be quiet.
36:15Not in a disrespectful way.
36:18He's going over to Sarah.
36:20Everyone stay calm.
36:22On this table one order, there is no vegetarian sausage in the bun.
36:25So it's just the bun.
36:28I'm not sure whether someone's taking that out.
36:30That's table one.
36:31That can't be rice.
36:31I'm not taking it out yet.
36:33Okay.
36:35Oh, my God.
36:38Every time.
36:41Do you not move?
36:42She's literally walking right past you.
36:43She's walking right past you.
36:46Go, Jill, you need to go.
36:47Get over there.
36:48Get over there.
36:50Get into those boxes.
36:52Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, there we go.
36:54Get in, get in there.
36:56We've only got five minutes left, Jill.
37:02Jill, this is risky business, but I think we've got it.
37:06Hurry up.
37:07Sam.
37:08Sorry.
37:10Well.
37:11We've got time for another one.
37:12This is incredible.
37:13Joel, when you come up, the boxes are right in front of your face.
37:18Go now.
37:20Now, now, now, now.
37:21Go, go.
37:23Joel, hurry up.
37:28Sarah's boxing up again, so you need to be quick.
37:30Just eat it.
37:32Go on, Joel.
37:35Double sausage, Joel Dominic.
37:37That was weird, sorry.
37:39Our time is nearly up.
37:40We've got four out of five.
37:41Let's get out of there.
37:42Back to HQ, Jill.
37:43Back to HQ, baby.
37:45You run.
37:45You run.
37:49Yes!
37:52Quick, Joel.
37:53The wheel's coming.
37:55Go on.
37:55The wheel's coming.
37:56Run.
37:56Go through the kitchen.
37:57Run.
37:58Run.
37:58Go on.
38:03Sarah, I'm not sure what's happening, but there is no sausage in the bun again.
38:06Is someone playing with me?
38:07I'm not sure, but I just double-check every box.
38:10Everything else is fine.
38:11She's about to deliver a half-eaten pizza that's been ripped to shreds.
38:16Let's go.
38:17Yes.
38:17Here you go.
38:18Enjoy.
38:20Oh, my God.
38:22Look, look, look, look.
38:24Oh, no, she's showing her!
38:25Yes!
38:36Here you go.
38:37Enjoy.
38:39Oh, my God.
38:41Look, look, look.
38:42No, no, you're up.
38:43Oh, no, she's showing her!
38:45Yes!
38:45Yes!
38:46Someone's bit left.
38:48We're not sure if anyone had a bite out of it.
38:52I hope no-one's had a bite out of it.
38:55I hope no-one's had a bite out of it.
38:57I don't know why that's like that.
39:01The ladies on that table there just showed me their pizzas
39:03and a couple of them look like they've already had bites taken out of them.
39:07You didn't get hungry delivering the pizzas, did you?
39:09I have not bitten any pizzas today.
39:12Not bad!
39:14That is good!
39:17Well done, Summon G. Kim.
39:25She still hasn't had her vegetarian sausage.
39:27Oh, no, don't. I don't want it. Don't worry.
39:29I could drink as well while you're waiting.
39:31If someone was to bite something, it's normally Judy,
39:34but I've got to say she was nowhere near that.
39:37She was nowhere near.
39:38Mission alert.
39:40Celebrities, it's time for your final sabotage mission.
39:44Sam and Joel, disguised as crew,
39:46you must help Judy set fire to Sarah's cooking station.
39:50Fire?
39:50We love it!
39:51Causing the great kitchen cook-off to be shut down.
39:54What?
39:55Can we make sure the alpacas are far away?
39:57Because they look flammable.
39:58As this is the final mission, this is worth £10,000.
40:02What?
40:03£10,000.
40:03£10,000.
40:04£10,000.
40:05I've got to go and, um, yeah, finish up some bits.
40:08We'll see you in a bit.
40:09All right.
40:10Good luck.
40:12Thank you so much.
40:12I'll check that you're put on the way.
40:13Judy, love.
40:14Did you just hear that mission?
40:16They're looking at me.
40:17Meet you around the back of the house.
40:18Let's go, baby.
40:21Here we go.
40:22Look at that.
40:23I'm recording everything.
40:24I'm recording everything.
40:25It's not going all good.
40:26And I've got this for Judy.
40:28Oh.
40:29Oh.
40:30Wait, is that real?
40:31Yeah, it's a real flame.
40:32That is not pretend.
40:34That's insane.
40:34As soon as you step out, you knock Joel and Sam.
40:37Oh, God.
40:39Oh.
40:40He's still Sam.
40:42So I'm just acting like I'm doing a VT.
40:45Judy.
40:46Judy.
40:47It's us.
40:47Hi, crew.
40:48I know, I know.
40:48It's your high crew.
40:49How are you?
40:49That's in VT.
40:51So...
40:51Can we just check?
40:52I'm pretty sure that boom's in shot.
40:54Right, guys?
40:55Yep.
40:56Boom in shot?
40:56That's all right.
40:57Don't worry.
40:58Yeah, that's good.
40:59It's tough on the arms, man.
41:01Guys, Sarah has stepped away from the barbecue.
41:06Right.
41:07We are recording.
41:08Sarah.
41:09Right.
41:09Tell me about the sausage.
41:12Walk.
41:13Now.
41:14Now.
41:17I'm not going to blame anyone.
41:19At the end of the day, I'm in charge of this station.
41:21Just...
41:21It's OK.
41:21It's OK.
41:24Yeah, light the box sometimes.
41:25Get out.
41:27Are you...
41:28Are you pleased?
41:29Just light whatever you can.
41:31Just make me chuck...
41:32There we go.
41:33There we go.
41:34Light the curtain.
41:36Judy, get out.
41:37Get out.
41:37Get out.
41:38Get out.
41:38Get out.
41:40Go, go, go, go.
41:41Everyone out.
41:42Everyone out.
41:43Well done, guys.
41:44Woo!
41:46Do you think the diners are enjoying their food?
41:50I haven't had...
41:51Sorry.
41:51I haven't had...
41:53Oh, .
41:55What do we do?
41:57Oh.
41:58My.
41:59God.
42:00It is...
42:01a flame.
42:02She's like the mum that looks after everybody.
42:04She's fantastic.
42:05Uh, Steve.
42:06Steve.
42:07Let's go to fire evacuation, please.
42:09Prepare to be, please.
42:10Oh, .
42:11Lighting quick, please, buddy.
42:12No, Steve.
42:13Get away.
42:16I'm so sorry.
42:18Guys, everyone to fire evacuation.
42:21To the marquee, please.
42:22Everyone's running.
42:23Oh, .
42:25Do me.
42:26To the marquee, please.
42:28Oh, my God.
42:29Look at this.
42:30She's gone to a fire evacuation.
42:32Will, look at Will's reaction.
42:35Oh, my God.
42:40Oh, my God.
42:41My God.
42:44We've shut the show down, Jill.
42:46I mean, we didn't do anything, actually, but they've shut the show down.
43:06Everyone, thank you for your patience.
43:09Thankfully, we've managed to get the blaze under control and no one was hurt.
43:14However, the fire team have made a decision that we can't continue filming.
43:22Unfortunately, we have to shut the show down.
43:24We suspect that foul play might be involved.
43:28Take a quick look at this, guys.
43:32Oh, my God.
43:34You're gonna swap the sugar and the salt of two weeks.
43:41I don't mean to freak you out, but she is literally about half a second to get away from where
43:46you're lying.
43:48They're coming in.
43:50How was I gonna turn this oven off the floor?
43:53Oh, I love him.
43:55Jess, see this and sausages.
43:57Oh, my word.
43:59Jill, run up and take two bites of both pieces.
44:02I love him.
44:03Oh, my God.
44:07Oh, my God.
44:17Oh, my God.
44:23I knew that thing outside.
44:25Oh, wow.
44:27You guys think for the past two days that you've been taking part in the Great Kitchen cook-off, when
44:33in fact you've been part of a brand-new secret game show.
44:39Celebrity Sabotage!
44:40It wasn't just us, though, of course.
44:43It was your now friend, Judy Love, sabotaging you right under your noses as well.
44:48I can't believe it.
44:50But for every sabotage mission we successfully completed, we were building up a secret prize pot.
44:57Not just for one of you, but for all of you to share.
45:03Boom.
45:03And I can reveal that the prize money is £24,000.
45:10Oh, my God.
45:11You see this?
45:11Oh, my God.
45:12Which means that you will each take away £4,000, and thank you from the bottom of our hearts for
45:19being such good sport.
45:22Thank you so much.
45:23Yeah.
45:23Amazing.
45:24Do we still get our allowance in the hotel?
45:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
45:30Can I come and hug you?
45:32I hug you!
45:33And I love you!
45:34I love you, too!
45:37I mean, she's like, yeah.
45:39That's not what we're supposed to say.
45:40Kind of still taking it all in, really, yeah.
45:43You're great!
45:44Am I?
45:45You're amazing!
45:46I have always adored Sam Thompson.
45:49You took everything in your stride.
45:51And I can't believe he sabotaged my Yorkshire pudding.
45:57What happened?
45:58This has blown my mind.
46:01I'm still in disbelief.
46:03To walk away with £4,000, it's incredible, and I'm grateful so much.
46:10That's a lot of money for me right now.
46:12It's like I'm working a few jobs.
46:14I am, like, training to be, and wanting to be an architect.
46:18So that's going to allow me to really pursue that.
46:20Well, well done, man.
46:22I'm so happy.
46:23Do you know what I mean?
46:24I've had such a good time, yeah.
46:27Yeah.
46:29I don't know about you guys, but I am absolutely knackered.
46:33I'm exhilarated.
46:35Of course you are.
46:35Of course you are.
46:36I want to do another one now.
46:38Next time on Celebrity Sabotage.
46:43Celebrity Sabotage.
46:44This is SOS Survive or Surrender.
46:46Pop the bookie.
46:48We're sinking.
46:50We've torn the team apart.
46:52And that's at ten.
46:53Correct.
46:54Like a cruise rate.
46:59Celebrity Sabotage returns next Saturday at eight.
47:03But on Monday at nine, campmates meet for the first time in a new jungle to compete against each other
47:09in I'm a Celebrity South Africa.
47:11And tomorrow night at seven, watch the latest episodes of Emmerdale and Coronation Street.
47:26And another minute about the following is rockets.
47:27I'm glad you're at the start.
47:27I need a check on your beaches.
47:28After Mondation, sorry.
47:28Hey.
47:28You
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