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Americas Funniest Home Videos - Season 36 - Episode 07: Senior-itis, Tooth Pulls, and That's an Unusual Problem
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00:01If you like this AFV appetizer, you'll love the main course.
00:26Welcome to America's Funniest Home Videos.
00:30And now, here he is, the host of our show, Alfonso Ribeiro!
00:39Let's do this, y'all!
00:48Hello, and welcome to America's Funniest Videos,
00:51a show that the title spells out exactly what you're gonna get.
00:55We're like one of those restaurants that has a type of food in the name.
00:58And just as you wouldn't go to a place called Pasta Paradise for Sushi,
01:03you wouldn't tune into America's Funniest Videos for photos
01:06of the most depressing skateboard crashes in Switzerland.
01:09Anyway, uh, here are today's specials.
01:14On rare occasions, the hitter makes an error.
01:30This guy's a nut.
01:32Or at least a squirrel thinks so.
01:43I like cookies, blank milk.
01:47I like cookies, at milk.
01:50I like cookies, and milk.
01:53I like cookies, butt milk.
01:55Or I like cookies...
01:56Butt milk!
01:58They're being recorded.
02:01Butt milk!
02:03Butt milk!
02:07What is butt milk?
02:13I'm going to scare the guy out of Steve,
02:17so I just heard the garage open.
02:19He's just arriving.
02:23They moved to a two-story house
02:25just so she could pull this prank on him.
02:32Hey, Ellen?
02:33Oh!
02:37Oh, my God, are you okay?
02:40How do you know when you've overstuffed your trash bag?
03:02T-Rexes look a lot bigger in the movies.
03:04Roar, roar, roar, a bunch of roar.
03:07Roar!
03:10Roar!
03:11Roar!
03:14Oh, my gosh, I'm scared.
03:18Okay, one, two, three.
03:28It's a girl!
03:31That is...
03:32That is pink.
03:34Did it burn right there?
03:36Did it burn right there?
03:37This gender reveal reveals that this little boy
03:40is in a state of denial.
03:44Wait a minute, is there, I think that's
03:48That's not a really good toy again
03:51Oh, we could try to get him on the line, but I don't think it's going to change
04:00One of our most popular segments is dog park
04:03I mean, we could switch it up and call it pooch palace or the barking lot
04:07And it would be just as great, but then we'd have to change the graphic
04:11And it would be a whole to-do, because as great as our graphic designer Patrick is
04:15He has enough on his plate, so
04:18Release the hounds
04:22It's time to go to the dog park
04:25Did you do this? Huh?
04:29Did you open the window and let the chicken in?
04:33What's the problem? He heard you wanted chicken for dinner and was trying to help
04:45Talk about creative differences
04:47The lead singer insists on singing from the next room
05:07If you won't give him a bath, he'll just give himself a bath
05:23This explains last month's water build
05:26Hope he knows how to turn it off
05:33Well, I'd do the same thing if an Alfonso statue took my toy
05:40I don't know if he's scared of that sculpture
05:42Or if he just thinks it's tech
05:48Look at this horse
05:49When this dog runs out of water
05:51Horse living in it
05:53He takes matters into his own paws
05:55He does this so he doesn't have to hear you tell the story about the one that got away
06:03Oh, God
06:05Oh, God
06:08Oh, this poor fish
06:12Spoiler up
06:13Got the spoiler up
06:17Spoiler's up
06:18Fat dog
06:26This next montage is dedicated to work
06:29Okay, I know a bunch of you just shuddered at the thought of going back to work tomorrow
06:33Well, as bad as your work date might be
06:36Here's some people to remind you
06:38It could always be worse
06:40And if it is, please send me the video
06:44Wake up at the crack of dawn
06:46Slip my old work boost
06:49Copy and I'm ready to roll
06:53Grab my keys and out the door
06:56I do what I got to do
06:59To just maintain
07:03Tomorrow I'll do it again
07:05And I don't complete
07:09But I ain't no workin' still
07:12Cause I get my old phone ship to ship
07:15And I do my best each and every day
07:18Cause I gotta push, gotta make that pay
07:22I ain't no workin' still
07:25Cause I love it all
07:26Do you catch my breath?
07:28Cause I always know it is what it is
07:31Gotta make my way
07:33But I ain't no workin' still
07:39I ain't no workin' still
07:45Get my old phone ship to ship
07:52I ain't no workin' still
07:58I ain't no workin' still
08:05Hey, wanna see your funny video on TV?
08:08Just upload it to AFB.com
08:22My father once told me
08:24It's better to work smart than to work hard
08:26Good advice
08:27But the boneheads in these next videos
08:29Must have had dads who gave them the advice
08:31Work hard at not being smart
08:34Yeah, I should have my dad talk to their dads
08:38It's a slip and slide
08:42And a slip and high
08:47This is the closest they'll ever come
08:49To front row seats to a bowl game
08:53You okay?
08:55Yep, I am
08:56It's holiday
08:56Oh
09:01Is it a snack?
09:03This
09:05You gotta come out this
09:06Yeah
09:10You're lying
09:12You're lying
09:13Yeah, what is it?
09:16What?
09:17What?
09:19What?
09:20What?
09:21What?
09:21What?
09:21What?
09:21It's not a snack
09:22It's not a snack
09:23It's not a snack
09:23What is it?
09:24What is it?
09:25They should call animal control
09:27What is it?
09:28Or their hairdresser
09:29What is it?
09:30Somebody's ponytail
09:31What's somebody's ponytail?
09:33What?
09:35What?
09:35It's your hair
09:36I am sending this to AFB
09:42This dance team needs a new choreographer
09:54Hey, they're not gonna get you
09:56You're okay
09:58They're not gonna get you
09:59Says the lady a good 30 feet away
10:01You can't be scared
10:04They can sense it
10:05What?
10:06They can sense it?
10:07Yeah
10:07They're not attacking me
10:11They're angry
10:13Oh my gosh
10:14They're all swarming out
10:17They're all over you, Dad
10:19There's like 200 on you
10:20There's probably
10:21Like 300
10:22300?
10:28Oh my God
10:29They're all out
10:29Oh my God
10:30I'm gonna start running
10:35They're learning that bee removal
10:37Isn't just some hobby
10:38You pursue on the weekends
10:40Don't be closer to me
10:42Ah!
10:44Get off me
10:44Get off me
10:46Get off
10:46Get off
10:47Get off
10:48It's so old
10:50Don't swing the rope
10:51No!
10:53I lost you
10:54No you
10:55Ah!
10:55With three golfers
10:56The chance of a slice
11:00Is thrice
11:00Is thrice
11:06I videotaped the ball coming right at you
11:08He's not good on his feet
11:13But he's good with the ad-libs
11:16Mom
11:17You gotta watch your camera footage
11:26It's time for Spoke Too Soon
11:28Where we show videos of people who say stuff
11:31And are immediately proven wrong
11:32I would love to elaborate
11:34But I'm afraid to accidentally say something incorrect
11:37And then I'll end up in the next Spoke Too Soon package
11:40And we don't want that
11:42Or at least
11:43I don't want that
11:46So what are we having for lunch today?
11:48Um, the new thing
11:54Cancel that
11:57Aw, baby
11:59Aw, what's that?
12:04Ew!
12:07What was it?
12:09Ah!
12:12Ha ha ha
12:15Is it going to rain tonight?
12:18No rain is expected tonight
12:24Yep, easy
12:27Get out of here
12:30Easy
12:31Easy
12:35No, it's okay
12:39It's okay
12:43Luckily, Dad can spot a Spoke Too Soon from a mile away
12:47I can't believe it
12:49Can't believe it
12:50Oh my goodness
12:51I got it
12:52Oh no
13:01Oh no
13:02He can't fly
13:03Good.
13:07Putting the final ones on.
13:20The last one!
13:29Many restaurants have a senior citizen discount,
13:33so that older folks can save a few bucks.
13:35Well, I'm proud to say that AFE now offers a senior citizen discount,
13:39so that anyone 65 and up can upload their video to our show for free!
13:45Okay, yes, it was always free,
13:48but when seniors hear the word discount,
13:50they'll be on it like gravy on a biscuit.
13:53Which they can also get a discount on depending on the restaurant.
13:56Behind every clumsy man...
14:00...is an overly critical wife.
14:03What are you doing?
14:09Are you okay?
14:11It's in shoes!
14:13Look what shoes he's wearing!
14:16Hey!
14:19Two, one, three...
14:22Baffoon!
14:24A monkey!
14:24Don't say the words, mother, please!
14:27You don't say the words!
14:28It's an animal!
14:29It's a...
14:30It's a cow!
14:32This game has one rule.
14:33Don't say the word!
14:35Bobcat!
14:35Yeah!
14:36What?
14:37Is that the real thing?
14:38Bobcat?
14:39Yeah!
14:39My mom don't say it!
14:41But grandma never plays by the rules.
14:43Water!
14:44In the water?
14:46In the water?
14:46Alligator?
14:47Don't say the words!
14:49Don't say the words!
14:50Is it in the water?
14:52Well, I think it's in the water.
14:54Crocodile!
14:59Correct!
15:00Chippenzee!
15:01Mother, you don't say the words we told you!
15:03Well, at least she can still read without her glasses!
15:06Well, I got no one else to say!
15:08Here, here!
15:10Well, don't say nothing!
15:13Weasel!
15:15Don't say the words!
15:18Correct!
15:18Look at him!
15:20Don't say nothing!
15:23I can't say nothing!
15:33Wait!
15:41That's my call!
15:46He called shotgun!
15:48He didn't care which car!
15:53Sure!
15:54Let me get my version!
15:56I found my version!
15:58Your version!
16:01I don't know what the age limit for Leapfrog is!
16:07But they're past it!
16:08Oh, my God!
16:10Are you okay?
16:11Yes!
16:12Oh, my God!
16:20What happened?
16:21Hello!
16:22I'm going to show you the rocket!
16:25Where?
16:26Where?
16:28Oh!
16:29Oh, my God!
16:33That's a pretty impressive rocket!
16:35Wow!
16:36But check out this turbo booster!
16:38I never shoot him up there!
16:40Is that a rocket?
16:42Oof!
16:56When you have a problem, it's good to seek advice from someone who's had the same problem.
17:02But what if you have a problem that's so unusual, no one's ever had it before?
17:06well I'm afraid you're on your own but it's pretty cool that you have a problem
17:11so weird that nobody else has ever had it before right right it's hard to lose
17:20the baby weight when the baby won't let you exercise
17:32he may be a house mouse but he still likes to go outside and explore
17:53there are downsides to being the cool neighbor
18:13she's spreading the ashes of someone who wanted to pull one last prank
18:32she's tossing him his keys after borrowing his car
18:35now she can borrow his ladder
18:46this dog is crazy he has to hold someone's hand or else he freaks out in the car
19:00give him a break he was born to pull a sled not sit in the backseat of a sedan
19:09they think there are mice behind those shutters but compared to what's really there mice would be nice
19:21all right she's got done hanging a mirror perfect height she told me to hang it where no
19:27in the middle in the middle so I hung it in the middle and I forgot
19:32you're 6'8
19:36lower it
19:44join me as I view life through the prism of unbridled optimism
19:51don't be such a gloomy gust it's time to look on the bright side
19:58look on the bright side now maybe you'll finally get those overtime hours you've been asking for
20:13here's the good news you may live near scary forest creatures but at least they respect your privacy
20:21hey mr. bear can you close the door for me
20:38think of it this way not having to comb your hair gives you more time to hang out with your
20:43kids
20:50cheer up at least no one will ever ask to borrow your phone
20:55all right
21:04hope we've set you right by showing you that things can be bright
21:12it's time for afv's winner's circle where we salute winners from years past
21:17proving that the best part of winning isn't the money
21:20is being able to brag about the money for many years to come
21:24it's time to have a blast with some big winners from afv's past
21:34hey baby come here
21:38i got that thing stuck in my finger
21:40oh my gosh
21:41done
21:45what the
21:47you're gonna have to go
21:48is it in your bowl
21:50pull it out baby
21:53here wait a minute wait a minute
21:55cut it right here
22:08some owls say who who this one says you too
22:21i'm trying to simulate labor i'm so nervous right now
22:25oh oh oh oh stop oh my gosh oh my gosh
22:29they're simulating labor pains
22:30oh my gosh
22:31oh my god
22:34no no
22:35oh stop
22:36i don't know who gave birth to this idea but oh baby i like it
22:41can i have the girl i might pay my pants
22:44oh
22:47he's starting to understand that they call it labor because it's a heck of a lot of work
22:56it just wasn't like that
22:58after he's done with this he's going to call his mom and apologize for 35 years of mediocre
23:04mother's day gifts
23:12i think i put my pants
23:17it's a boy
23:18it is
23:19we did it
23:21let's circle back next week for another inner circle
23:36tv is so weird these days there's a bazillion shows on a million streaming services
23:41but when you find a show you like it's only like six episodes and then you have no idea when
23:46the next season's coming out
23:47if there even is one
23:49that's what's so great about afv we're here every week and there's no cliffhangers
23:53i mean there might be some guy named cliff slipping on a plastic hanger
23:57but that's about it
23:58nanny i'm the best at rock paper scissors shoot no doubt i could be the machine look
24:03rock paper scissors shoot
24:06dang it he won
24:08hello there friend
24:09look at you all pretty
24:11she gets the snake to move
24:13just not where she wants it to go
24:16there you go
24:17go snake goo
24:18oh no no no not in the house
24:20really seriously
24:29she can't see mommy
24:30you know who else she can't see
24:41love a boards are hard enough when your eyes aren't covered
24:58taking out the recycling helps recycle an old back injury
25:06time for the talk
25:15baby
25:18squat down
25:18you gotta squat down real far
25:20and then just back up
25:22and then jump up into it
25:25when your dad's a fireman
25:26you make your own water park
25:38saved by the tv tray
25:43the spinning teacups ride isn't for everyone
25:55this chicken's checking
25:56this chicken's checking on her seed delivery
26:15this chicken's checking on her seed delivery
26:22cats are finicky they're finicky about their food about who they let pet them and what show they appear on
26:28luckily afe is one of them which has me feline pretty good
26:35that's a pretty expensive cat toy
26:42some cats are afraid you'll run out of catnip
26:44these two are afraid you'll run out of ink
26:56curiosity didn't kill the cat
26:57but it did almost ruin dinner
27:06bro
27:07what
27:08bro
27:10what did you do
27:11that was served
27:18I can't tell if he's thankful you found his happy spot
27:22or angry about it
27:32the good thing about having outdoor cats
27:39they can scare away outdoor bears
27:42bruiser
27:42get back here
27:44give me my corn dog
27:48bruiser
27:48give me my corn dog
27:50you could have avoided this
27:52if you had just taken bruiser to the state fair
27:54and let him buy his own corn dog
27:56give me my corn dog back
28:00at this point
28:02do you really want it back
28:12finally
28:13a way to get kittens to walk slower
28:19I love the New York Giants
28:22yes I do
28:23you know there's a few people around here that don't like
28:26his pet's clearly a fan of the Panthers or the Bengals
28:29you know cause both teams are named after cats
28:31if anybody
28:32don't like the Giants
28:34you just let me know
28:44for kids
28:45losing their baby teeth
28:47is a rite of passage
28:48some people
28:49let nature take its course
28:50while others like to give their teeth pulling
28:53a little pizzazz
28:54so here's some creative yanks
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31:26he dads in his sleep it's hard to tell twin babies apart especially when you're practically a baby
31:47yourself baby's first steps so what
32:01but baby's first trust fall now that's impressive
32:10a baby's belly doesn't hold that much but it holds way more than you want it happened
32:16oh god let me see what you're switching oh no
32:31you know what the world needs now a guy who's been meaning to put a lock on the bathroom door
32:44i hope you've enjoyed a guy who's been meaning to put a lock on the bathroom door
32:51why is nobody happy with what they have case in point products that make straight hair curly
32:57are a billion dollar business and products that make curly hair straight are also a billion dollar
33:03business i think the only people who are truly happy in life are the ones who watch funny videos
33:08regardless of whether the people in the videos have curly hair straight hair or no hair at all that's a
33:15truck carrying a truck that's carrying a truck that's pulling a truck that wait for you
33:21has a pickup truck coming out of the back is this where baby trucks come from
33:33you don't see this every day and you're not gonna see it any day in my house
33:38you don't feel like some of the funniest videos i've heard of australian rules football i didn't
33:44know they had australian rules basketball
33:49this is insane how is nobody calling double dribble on that kid
34:02most guys his age give up bike riding for pickleball and now you see why
34:08this is insane how is nobody calling double dribble on that kid
34:17okay there's two bucks outside my tree stand they're fighting
34:37he turns the turtle around because he doesn't want it to see him pee the whole cul-de-sac's free
34:41to watch but he draws the line and stuffed reptiles
34:50a much-needed break interrupted by a much unneeded break
35:05i can't believe he's doing this you know without putting down a coat of primer first
35:29do you know a silly senior citizen someone from the greatest generation who's as funny as they are
35:35old great because seniors aren't just our respected elders they're also tonight's assignment america yes
35:41we want to see overactive octogenarians on the air again just tell them more seniors come out of
35:48retirement we want to see grannies falling on their fannies and pawpaws dropping the coleslaw
35:53the video of your golden age or who acts like a teenager might even win 20 or 100 grand just
35:58upload
35:58the video to afv.com for full contest rules log on to afv.com nothing excites us more than our
36:04version
36:05of senioritis we've seen lots of videos the show's almost done but hey there's a contest let's find
36:18out who's won time to meet our finalists first up brother or sister let's ask the cake but when the
36:23cake's the wrong color it must be a mistake it's gender reveal redo sent in by alicia neubauer
36:29from birth hole north dakota it's a girl that is that is pink
36:41this gender reveal reveals that this little boy is in a state of denial
36:55joining us are alicia shelby jackson nelly and travis now first of all we want to wish jackson a
37:01very happy ninth birthday and we appreciate you letting us be a part of it now jackson you didn't
37:08get the brother you were hoping for but what do you think of your new baby sister nelly
37:14great great great okay all right great well you know listen family is all that matters okay well
37:21family and cake of course gotta love some cake all right good luck y'all thank you
37:30next up there's something slithering but don't be afraid it's less of a reptile and more of a braid
37:36it's hairy snake mistake sent in by chelsea malvo from houston texas
37:43is it a snake
37:46what is it what is it they should call animal control
37:50or their hairdresser what is it somebody's ponytail
38:04joining us are chelsea aaliyah and daryl now aaliyah you discovered this snake in your garage now on a
38:11scale from one to indiana jones how afraid of snakes are you ten you're ten you know i'm afraid of
38:19snakes
38:20too so i'm with you and daryl when you were recruited to help what made you realize what the snake
38:25really was
38:27i had to get a little closer to just zoom in on it before i can see
38:32the curl pattern was not a snake well listen if i ever have a snake in my garage i know
38:39who to call
38:40playa all right all right good luck y'all thank you and finally when it's time for bed and mom
38:48won't
38:49come when you call maybe there's a pro wrestler just down the hall it's clamoring for a champion
38:55sent in by jen wicker from arlington heights illinois
39:00mommy she can't see mommy you know who else she can't see
39:14joining us are jen sloan gary grayson and declan so sloan you are a little older now do you remember
39:20why you chose john cena to come get you out of your crib well basically my brother's um my brother
39:33said that john cena's really strong so i thought he could come and get me out of my crib all
39:39right
39:39well listen john cena's pretty cool right yeah yeah i like that well good luck y'all all right we're
39:46gonna find out who takes home the cash in just a minute but first let's take a look at some
39:50of the
39:50clips that didn't make our top three in tonight's honorable mention
40:30okay it's time to hand out tonight's prizes 20 000 for first six thousand for second and four
40:35thousand for third here we go our third place four thousand dollar winner is
40:41gender reveal redo sent in by alicia neubauer from birth hole north dakota
40:47thank you and the winner of the 20 000 and tonight's funniest home video is
40:54clamoring for a champion sent in by jen wickham from all of the heights illinois we have sloan jen
40:59gary grayson and declan all right listen congratulations now jen the video was shot three years ago but you
41:09just recently sent it in even though sloan had been asking to send it in for quite some time what
41:16took
41:16you so long good question i thought the process was going to be more difficult but it was super easy
41:23so
41:23we really should have listened to sloan and done it a long time ago i mean okay did you hear
41:28that america
41:28the submission process was easy even if trying to get john cena to come to your room isn't quite as
41:34simple
41:35okay well listen congratulations you got twenty thousand dollars and a shot at a hundred thousand
41:42dollars congratulations y'all yeah well that's our show or as we say in the biz that's a wrap but
41:50a
41:51rap with a w not rap rap i mean i mean i mean i i could bust out some rhymes
41:55i mean i got some rhymes
41:56oh uh we're out of show we're out of time oh shoot next time all right we'll see you next
42:03time and
42:04don't forget if you upload a video and it airs on the show we'll send you an afb t-shirt
42:08so good
42:08night everybody and remember send your video to me you might win 20 g's good night y'all
42:37you
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