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00:18Es ist schwierig, das ist wirklich I know.
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00:24I know.
00:25Es ist hart zu glauben, ich glaube, I am even real.
00:29Good evening, everyone.
00:30So, police say a woman posed as a New York City high school student
00:35when she was actually 28 years old.
00:39Authorities almost missed it, as most New York City high school students
00:43Sie sind 28 Jahre alt.
00:46Sie sind 28 Jahre alt.
00:47Aber evidently, die Schüler
00:49became suspicious when they
00:50didn't find her sexually
00:51attraktiv.
00:55Ja!
00:59Jeffrey Epstein's Suicide Note
01:01has been released.
01:02On one side, it says, not worth
01:05it.
01:06On the other side, there's a
01:08to-do list that says, one, buy
01:11a pantsuit, two, kill Jeffrey
01:13Epstein.
01:18A POWERFUL 5.7 MAGNITUDE
01:21EARTHQUAKE STRUCK MEXICO.
01:23IT WAS SO STRONG THE COUNTRY
01:25SPLIT OPEN AND CANDY SPILLED
01:27OUT.
01:35ACTOR MARK HAMILLE
01:36APPEARED IN A STAR WARS THEMED
01:38PROMO FOR OBAMA'S PRESIDENTIAL
01:41LIBRARY.
01:43NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.
01:45MAKES SENSE.
01:46NEITHER LUKE NOR BARACK KNEW
01:47THEIR FATHERS.
01:56THREE PEOPLE ARE DEAD AND MANY
01:58OTHERS ARE SICK AFTER A SUSPECTED
02:00HANTAVIRUS OUTBREAK ABOARD A
02:02CRUISE SHIP.
02:03I HAVE NO IDEA WHY SO MANY
02:05PEOPLE ARE GETTING SICK, SAID
02:07THE CAPTAIN.
02:09THAT'S J.O.
02:09SON IN HGAN BRACE.
02:12OTHER SERVICE więED IN.
02:14SCIENTISTS HAVE
02:15UNCOVERED A 2000- YEAR-OLD
02:17COMPUTER.
02:17IT WAS FOUND WITH THE
02:19SPECTRICULT Але OF THE MAN
02:20SEL würde pada YEARS AND IT
02:21CLOSED WITH THE SPECTRICULT
02:23GOVERNING.
02:24Das ist ein bisschen schwierig.
02:29Das ist eine Waffe.
02:30Das ist eine Waffe.
02:31Das ist eine Waffe.
02:32They selbst ermögliche.
02:34Das ist ein Körper.
02:35Das kann man nicht mehr für ein
02:37Das ist ein Micker.
02:42Ich habe dich so aus.
02:47Und finally, eine Native
02:49American is suing James Cameron
02:51für stehling her facial features
02:53für eine Avatar Charakter.
02:56In a related story, Jessie
02:58Waters is suing my dog's butt.
03:14So a massive study published this week found that nearly four in 10 Americans have lost a relationship with a
03:20friend, family member, or romantic partner due to political differences.
03:25For example, Geraldo stopped speaking to me after I supported a bill that levied a tax on porn moustaches.
03:35But the not so shocking part, Democrats were way more likely to end things.
03:4066% said they were the ones who bolted.
03:43Republicans, 27%, probably after they were called Nazis.
03:49But why are libs so intolerant when they always claim they're the open-minded ones?
03:55Well, the left sees human relationships as conditional on ideological compliance, and they attach moral value to your political preferences.
04:04It's why righties are more willing to stay with friends, stay friends with a Kamala supporter, but Democrats will dump
04:10you for owning a Dukes of Hazzard collectible dinner plate.
04:13It's happened.
04:15Now, we've done stories like this before, how relationships end over opinions on Trump.
04:20But Trump being capable of generating such hate overshadows the key question.
04:25If I don't care that you don't like Trump, why do you care if I do?
04:28You know, it sounds like the same argument I had with my wife about Jesse.
04:36But I'm still friends with people who vote left because I think they're mistaken, not malicious.
04:42Meanwhile, Dems get really angry if I don't like what they like.
04:45Instead of simply accepting me for who I am, an extremely good dancer who's banned from the Planet Fitness Steam
04:52Room.
04:55Thank you.
04:57But if someone finds out you voted for Trump, it's a tidal wave of disbelief, then confusion, then resentment,
05:03and then you're going to hear, sorry, I have to go.
05:06I have to drive my wife's boyfriend to work.
05:14But it's a one-way street.
05:15We don't force you to agree with us.
05:17We only ask that you don't go into the women's locker room if you have a dong.
05:21Very low bar, people.
05:24That's all we ask.
05:25Not much.
05:29So why this gap in reactions to preferences?
05:33Well, the left will say, would you remain friends with someone who likes Hitler?
05:38Well, only if he lets me use his helicopter.
05:41But that's the problem.
05:42Viewing Trump as Hitler, which immediately insults me, who is your friend who likes Trump.
05:48So when you call Trump Hitler, you make the assumption that I am supporting a Hitler figure.
05:53But if that's true, then why have you been friends with me for years?
05:57How did you just figure out now that I'm evil?
06:01You loved grilling burgers with me.
06:03You hung out with me at my house, and we even skinny dipped at the McDonald's ball pit.
06:10Yet now I'm a fascist, a Hitler groupie.
06:14But if I like Trump and you like me, wouldn't you at the very least question your
06:18assumptions about Trump?
06:20If you're my friend, you realize your Hitlerism, it can't be real.
06:24And that maybe you are terrible at deciding who's like Hitler
06:27because you said that about every Republican president in my lifetime.
06:32And this explains the revulsion to your Trump support.
06:36Underneath it is a partial recognition that they may be wrong.
06:40And they wonder to themselves, if I love Uncle Jerry, and Uncle Jerry loves Trump,
06:45then what am I missing?
06:47So I would suggest to you, feverish Trump haters,
06:50maybe your overreaction is there to protect an opinion you know is vulnerable.
06:56It's like when I used to drink, I would mock people who didn't
06:59because I didn't understand it, and it bothered me a little.
07:02Plus, it's the only way I knew how to make working with Dana tolerable.
07:08But I would wonder, what did they know that I didn't?
07:12And what do I know about drinking that I won't admit?
07:15It calls into question my own filter on life.
07:18And it's that way with Trump.
07:20They can't admit that they have a problem.
07:22And it's a lot easier to avoid the problem
07:25by avoiding the people who remind you it's there.
07:29And it's a lot easier to avoid the people who remind you it's there.
07:29Let's welcome to you it's guests.
07:38He used to work for Bush, the politician.
07:42Host of the Guy Benson Show, Guy Benson.
07:50As a teen, he often played Spin the Lazy Susan.
07:54Chef and restaurant owner, Andrew Gruen.
08:00Her baby told her he wanted to see other mothers.
08:04New York Times best-selling author and Fox News contributor, Kat Tipps.
08:12And he's flipped more men than me during Fleet Week.
08:16Former NWA World Champion, host of Planet Tired Podcast.
08:19Planet Tired Podcast.
08:20Planet Tired Podcast.
08:21Planet Tired Podcast.
08:22Planet Tired Podcast.
08:24Planet Tired Podcast.
08:26Guy, has politics affected your relationships
08:30and friendships when you're on Grindr?
08:34Never been on Grindr.
08:36But I do prefer to destroy my relationships
08:38through non-political means.
08:40For other reasons.
08:41For example, Greg, you haven't made eye contact
08:44with me since the Planet Fitness steam room incident.
08:48What I'll refer to it as.
08:49And you told me that if I mentioned it to anyone,
08:52breathe one word, our friendship, as you call it, would be over.
08:56Yes.
08:56And here we are.
08:57Yeah.
08:58Friendship over.
08:59And see, that had nothing to do with politics.
09:00So much healthier than it could have been.
09:03I will say this.
09:04I was thinking today on this topic,
09:06at my wedding, six people stood up,
09:09including me, on my side.
09:10And they were split three-three on politics.
09:14And I am still very close with all of them.
09:18All the other five, friends and family,
09:20because we make a decision to remain friends
09:24and loving family members,
09:25because other things shouldn't get in the way of that.
09:28And that sounds simple, but I think it has to be a two-way street.
09:31But you can just make a choice to continue to love someone
09:35despite these differences.
09:36And I feel like if you can't do that,
09:38then maybe the friendship wasn't real in the first place.
09:43Interesting.
09:43So there are three that were okay with your homosexuality
09:47and three that weren't?
09:49There was more left versus right.
09:51Oh, okay.
09:51I think most people, it'd be really funny
09:53if someone showed up, like, wait a second,
09:55this is a gay wedding?
09:57You signed up, you stand there.
10:00Andrew, okay.
10:01Hey, so I was thinking about this, you're a chef.
10:05Do you ever, like, judge people by their food preferences?
10:09Like, I'll be sitting next to somebody,
10:11and they're ordering, I don't eat sushi,
10:13and they think, like, I'm some kind of, like, prehistoric animal.
10:16You don't eat sushi?
10:17What's wrong with you?
10:18It's kind of like that, but worse.
10:21That's a great question.
10:22And remind me not to go to Planet Fitness
10:23with either of you.
10:26I'm fine.
10:27So, well, you know, I looped you in once again.
10:30Sorry, I'm the subject of the story then, I guess.
10:32The, uh, that's a wonderful question because, yes, I do.
10:35And I try not to, though.
10:36I really try not to, right?
10:37The overcooked steak doesn't bother me in so much
10:40as the candy corn does, right?
10:41And I have really weird food preferences.
10:43But I will say, of all the debates I've seen online
10:46and the people hating each other over Trump and politics,
10:49it's actually food that's worse in many cases.
10:51Like, bring up pineapple on pizza, how, you know, well done steak.
10:55I have more people hate me about posting Trump's preference
10:58for well done steak than the fact that Trump is the subject of that post or tweet.
11:03Yeah, you know what kills me is that I love steak
11:06and I order it medium well to well done and the chefs ignore me.
11:10And it comes and they go, oh, well, we'll bring it out
11:12and then you can throw it back in.
11:14And I'm like, no, I just want it the way I want it.
11:17And it always comes out and then I just never eat it.
11:19But just so you know, that's because they don't understand English.
11:22Oh, okay.
11:23Oh, okay.
11:26Kat.
11:27Yes.
11:28Politics has become so divisive that it will ruin friendships.
11:32Yes.
11:32And the intensity of politics will often ruin, like, marriages.
11:38Yes.
11:38Have you seen this in your own life?
11:41Yes.
11:41Well, this was the topic of my second book about how politics makes us fight with
11:45people we know in real life on behalf of politicians who don't even know we exist and how sad that
11:49is.
11:50Yeah.
11:50And I also do have a lot of personal experience as an independent to know what it's like to get
11:55it from
11:55both sides.
11:56It's not surprising to me to see that the study shows that it's far more often liberals who cut off
12:02other people for their political views than the other way around.
12:06And I didn't just say conservatives because I have had one of my best friends cut me off because I
12:12work here.
12:12Yeah.
12:13The fact that I'm an independent didn't even matter.
12:15The fact that I work here was enough for this was a friendship of over a decade.
12:19And that was what destroyed our relationship.
12:22I know people who have cut off immediate family members, liberals, to conservatives.
12:28Of course, it's not to say that conservatives are perfect.
12:31I've got a lot of hate online from conservatives will take horrible things.
12:36Yeah, that's mostly for great humans.
12:38No, but to be real, it's like, you know, like, I hope your cancer comes back.
12:42You don't deserve to be a mother.
12:43You're a bitch.
12:43You're a whore.
12:44You're a slut.
12:45I get, and it does suck.
12:47Like, as a human and also one who's been open about going through a rough time, it does suck.
12:50But it is the minority.
12:52And when I had the New York Times piece come out about me, they focused so much on that.
12:57They said it was the minority, but they ignored the fact.
13:01They still made it the framework of the piece.
13:03And you know what a lot of New York Times readers said?
13:05They said, well, she deserves it because she works there.
13:08And in real life, in real life, I have, I'm on tour.
13:12I am meeting people.
13:14Five out of the seven cities, not including presale, I have shows that are almost sold out in all those
13:20cities.
13:20And it is conservatives.
13:21It's fans of this show that watch.
13:23And they might have disagreed with me on something, but they're not such that they're not going to be like,
13:27oh, I can't go to the show with this person that said a thing that I disagree with.
13:32And that's what it looks like in real life.
13:33And I think that when it comes to liberals, and in my whole book, I go into a lot of
13:39the reasons for a lot of this stuff.
13:40But when it comes to liberals specifically, I do think it's a bit of a social contagion.
13:43Mm-hmm.
13:43I think that because it's not enough to not just not even be conservative.
13:48If you're associating with conservatives, that is enough of a reason for people to want to cut you off because
13:54you are normalizing it.
13:57Yeah.
13:58Or, you know, and that kind of thing.
13:59So it's, you know, in the real world, in real life, that's absolutely what I see.
14:03And it's gross and it's pathetic.
14:05And you are depriving yourselves of relationships with really wonderful people.
14:09I have a lot of friends who are very conservative.
14:11And those are some of the most important relationships in my life that I'm very grateful for.
14:14All right.
14:15There you go.
14:16Tyrus!
14:21You've lost friends, but you have gained friends.
14:25Yeah.
14:26Not really.
14:28Let me be honest with you.
14:29I'm not friends with a lot of women.
14:31So I don't do a lot of emotional .
14:32Yeah.
14:33Because that's what it is.
14:35All my buddies and stuff, we played, we were athletes and we had other to worry about.
14:40I've never had one of my homies call me up like, yo, cuz, is this true that you voted
14:44for, did you vote conservative the last election?
14:47I'm like, are you still paying your child support?
14:48Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:49You know what I'm saying?
14:50Like we have other more importance.
14:51I've never, and I have friends like Kevin Nash, someone who I admire quite a bit.
14:55He's about as Democrat as it gets, you know, but it just doesn't come up because we just,
15:00there's no point.
15:01I'm not, we're friends.
15:02I trust you with my life.
15:04You trust me with yours.
15:05So I'm trusting that you disagree with me on something for a good reason.
15:08Yes.
15:08You don't need to get into it.
15:09It's not important.
15:10We have so much other stuff going on, like making fun of smaller guys who can't lift good
15:14in the gym.
15:15You know what I'm saying?
15:15Like there's more, it's just, I had never, I don't have any, I was lucky where I had no
15:21friends because here's the deal.
15:22If someone calls you up and says, hey, you work here.
15:24I'm not your friend anymore.
15:25They just did you a favor.
15:27They were never your friend to begin with and people who like to judge and
15:31and I think a lot of it is the virtue signaling and the arrogance of where I'm the victim
15:37and I'm trying to save you from yourself.
15:40And you're just like, but yet they never pick up the check.
15:42Yeah, that is true.
15:44All right.
15:45Well, that was fun.
15:46Up next, Pratt embarrasses his Democrat opponents.
15:53If you'll be in the New York area and would like tickets to see gut belt, go to foxnews.com
15:57slash gut belt and click on the link to join our studio audience.
16:02Ones who get it done.
16:15He stayed composed while the Dems got exposed.
16:19Our video of the day comes from the L.A. mayoral debate where Republican Spencer Pratt mopped the floor
16:24with a Democrat dumbasses as they desperately evaded simple questions. Brace yourselves.
16:30Non-citizens, should they be allowed to vote in local elections? Is this a yes or no? Mr. Pratt?
16:36No.
16:37Mayor Bass?
16:38It depends. It's not a yes or no.
16:40It depends on what?
16:41Well, first of all, when you say non-citizens, it doesn't mean they're here illegal.
16:45It doesn't mean they're undocumented. They could have green cards.
16:48They could be here perfectly legal. And there's a lot of states and cities that do that on very,
16:53very local elections.
16:54Council member Bremen.
16:56Yeah, I would say, again, it does depend. In other places, school boards have non-citizens.
17:03It was a yes or no question.
17:04It was a yes or no question. Like when I asked my assistant,
17:07are you cool or are you going to call the cops again?
17:12But in the wake of the devastating L.A. fires and the spiraling homeless problem,
17:16it was Pratt who turned up the heat on those responsible.
17:19She's an incredible liar. I have to interrupt you. Um, um, no name calling.
17:26The reality is no matter how many beds you give these people, they are on super meth. They are on
17:32fentanyl. The councilman Robbins' plan for treatment first, I will go below the harbor freeway tomorrow
17:37with her and we can find some of these people she's going to offer treatment for. She's going to get
17:41stabbed in the neck. These people do not want a bed. They want fentanyl or super meth.
17:47This is a MAGA Republicans idea of what Los Angeles looks like. This is, this is really not.
17:53Both of these people have been the reason why there's no more Hollywood. You know,
17:57I talked to producers, they have to pay gang members right now to keep the streets safe to go
18:02film anything on the streets of L.A. Wow. You know, it's bad when gang members are the ones keeping
18:08the streets safe. What's next? Hookers paying you for sex?
18:14So just how bad is it? Well, how unsafe is downtown, Spencer?
18:19Downtown is so unsafe now that they have to serve the food. All the employees have to eat inside.
18:26They, they can't risk going out. That's why all these beautiful restaurants are closing because it's so
18:30unsafe. So before we require city workers to go back into any buildings, we need to enforce the
18:37laws on the street. Councilwoman Rahman is talking about safety yet when animal rescue activist Rebecca
18:42Corey came in and said the dogs are being tortured and abused on the streets of Dunning. She walked out
18:48of the hearing. She doesn't care about safety. She doesn't care about anything she's talking about.
18:53At least Mayor Bass pretends to care.
18:55Well, leave it to a former reality star to bring a dose of reality to California's delusional
19:05Democrats. But what is up with reality TV stars? First Trump and now Pratt? I'm thinking 2028 is looking
19:13really good for Snooki.
19:19Quote me on that. All right, Andrew, you, you live in L.A.
19:25He is clearly speaking from the heart. He, he doesn't have to keep track of lies.
19:32He killed in that debate. Does he have a chance? He has the best chance that we've seen from anybody
19:37outside of this communist thought process because he's speaking from the heart as you say. No notes.
19:43I guarantee you he did not rehearse at all for that. But more importantly,
19:46every single thing he's saying is not hyperbole. That's real. And actually,
19:51I think he understated a lot of the situation. He's right. When you go down through the streets of Los
19:55Angeles, it feels like a zombie town. And he is also right about the gang members. I got a parking
19:59ticket the other day from a gang member. Unbelievable. I mean, that's, that's how bad
20:07it is right now. But the more, the other thing is, is that you have two candidates right now who
20:11are arguing about who can actually make the city worse. And he's sitting there. He's just the normal
20:16everyday guy who sits in 405 traffic and gets mad and looks around and says, you know, I could probably
20:21fix this. And now he's telling us how he's going to do it without actually rehearsing any of that
20:26political jargon. Yeah, it's incredible. It's like, Kat, it's not left versus right,
20:31it's outsider versus the system. Yeah. I was watching that. It had kind of like the Adam Sandler
20:37effect in his movies where it's like the underdog and you're rooting for him because he just, he talks
20:41like a human being. And also you, you can see that they're so pissed off, right? Yeah. Because they,
20:48they were accusing him or Karen Bass is accusing him of exploiting his grief when really what she's mad about
20:53is that she can't exploit it because he actually is someone who is experiencing this. So she, she's not
21:00talking about hypotheticals when she's talking to this person, his house burned down. He's upset
21:05that his house burned down and he wants to run to change things so people's houses aren't burning down
21:09and then nobody gives a shit. Yeah. You know, it's funny when we put it that way, Tyrus, it's like,
21:14this is like a movie. The guy whose house burns down runs for mayor. He should win if this were
21:21a movie,
21:22if Hollywood made this movie. He, he, he, he, but in reality, they won't support him. But if it were
21:30a
21:30movie, he would win. Well, they would have switched roles. He would have been the evil
21:33incumbent who let the, the. Yes. Palisades burned down. Yes. You know, and. It'd be a young,
21:40black, disabled woman. Yes. Running for mayor. Who survived him trying to run her over when he was
21:46driving the bus back in the day. And it was only at the debate when they made eye contact as
21:51the
21:51crowd shifted in her favor that he realized that's the one I should have backed up on.
21:56Yeah.
21:59No, you know what? But what's, what's sad is that really the debate was over with the answer.
22:07He said, no. And they said, it depends. Well, there's nothing sexy about the pens, ladies and
22:13gentlemen. Because there's one thing, and this is for Greg, the one thing about the pens,
22:19it usually ends up some point sooner or later full of .
22:26There was an opportunity for her to show that she was a human being when he said,
22:30he said, we'll go under Harper. He's telling you exactly where to go. If she believed in anything
22:38she stood for other than her ridiculous suicidal empathy, it would have been fine. Let's go.
22:43I'll show you how my plan works because she knows there is not a chance in hell. You're going to
22:48catch her ass down there. Yeah, because that's how bad it is. I, I, I grew up there. I don't
22:54go out
22:54there to visit anymore. It's just not, I won't bring my kids to it because seeing zombies walk through the
22:59streets, it doesn't make the news, but it's everywhere. There's bubonic plague in California.
23:03I mean, it's bad. So you would think it would be a good choice to bring in someone who gives
23:08a damn,
23:08but I'm not sure California is ready yet. Yeah, you know,
23:11uh,
23:16guy, I said this in the green room. I don't know if you were listening. Who knows that if they
23:21do,
23:21if L.A. does elect one of those two women, then they, then the citizens deserve it. It's like,
23:28you've been through hell. You've, your places burned down. You got home and you still elect the same
23:34people. You know, I don't care anymore. Done with you. Well, we've seen in a couple major cities in
23:40this country. New York. Yeah. New York, Seattle, Chicago, where lefty mayors do a terrible job and
23:48people are angry and the voters decide, let's make it worse and go further left. Yeah. And they might do
23:54that in Los Angeles. I mean, Spencer Pratt was clearly the only non-politician there,
23:58because it was a yes or no question on non-citizens being allowed to vote. Yeah.
24:04And he said no, and they had word salads that meant yes. Yeah.
24:09And so there is a very stark contrast. They're the ones, this is his advantage. They're the ones who
24:13have done this to the city. This is not happening to Los Angeles. It is being done to Los Angeles
24:19by them.
24:20And so for him to come out sort of guns blazing the way that he did, making all the points,
24:25they can't defend the status quo that they've created. So do you notice the comeback was this
24:30is a MAGA Republican. This is a MAGA, that's the last thing they have left. And it might work.
24:35Yeah. With the voters of L.A., but it's not really an argument. Yeah. I mean, to my, I never
24:41give
24:41messages to any specific group, but if you're a voter in L.A., what do you have to lose? You
24:47know,
24:48why not twice? Your friends. Your friends, that's true. That's why.
24:52But if, but if you vote for those other people, we don't care about you anymore. This is like,
24:57you're going back to the bottle, fine, but maybe take this as a chance to change things for once.
25:03Up next, Epstein's barely legible suicide note.
25:14It's the Gutfeld Debate, live from the Gutfeld Debate Center, hosted by five-time Nobel Peace
25:20Prize winner, Bray Gutfeld. Jeffrey Epstein's chicken scratch suicide note has been released,
25:31but the big question is, did he write it? Tyrus, he scribbled this note before his failed suicide
25:38attempt in 2019, but he was found dead a month later in August. Wow, it's like seven years ago?
25:44That is crazy. So what was that, his rough draft? Yes, I guess so. But it said, it wrote,
25:50they investigated for a month, found nothing, 16-year-old charge results. It's a treat to be able
25:55to choose one's time to say goodbye. What you want me to do? Bust out crying, no fun, not worth
26:01it.
26:01You think he wrote that? No. I would think if you were writing your
26:07Swan song, you would have a lot more to say. And I would think he would, even the most evilest
26:13person
26:14would have some moment of clarity, you know, something to the effect, like, I'm sorry,
26:18the people I hurt, or I'm not sorry, or it wasn't me, I'm innocent. It would be something,
26:22this was about as vague as all, not fun at all. That's not a reason why you off yourself.
26:28That's the reason why you don't have a marriage anymore. This isn't fun anymore.
26:32You don't end your life because life's not fun anymore. It seems like they just came up with
26:37something vague, and without, he seemed too arrogant to go out without perfect penmanship and
26:43a list of grievances and throwing people under the bus. I think if he actually actually wrote it,
26:48we wouldn't have needed to see the Epstein files. Yeah. You know, it is a good point,
26:54guy, that, like, if you're being wronged, if he believes he's being wronged, he may know that he's
27:01not being wronged, and that you would not, you would fight, right? You would fight, you would see it to
27:07the end, because what do you got to lose at that point? You know, you're in jail,
27:11unless it's like, but unless he knows he's wrong. So I'm going to debate myself on this one,
27:16because I've gone back and forth. On one hand, I'm not convinced that he killed himself because
27:20he was an arrogant, evil person who always got away with everything and was probably convinced
27:26that powerful people would help him. And to end it all, even when there was still a chance that
27:30someone would intervene, that doesn't make sense to me. But if he did kill himself, he would
27:36definitely have written a suicide note because he's so full of himself and would want the world to know
27:41all these dramatic things. However, he would not have written that note.
27:45Yes. It is too short, too easy breezy, too flippant, and I don't buy that for the reasons that
27:50Tyrus said, which brings me back to my first point. I don't think he wrote this because I
27:55am not convinced he did it. Yeah, and also, it was found by his fellow cellmate. His cellmate could have
28:02written it. The other thing, Andrew, is this Epstein story is just like the JFK files. It's like the UFO
28:09files.
28:09There's all T's and no payoff. Yeah, and I feel like it's like, is this just like distracting stuff?
28:16Yeah, it's very weird. It's a choose your own adventure at this stage. And so many books have
28:20been written on it. Everybody knows it's a moneymaker. But I also look at this and I say to myself,
28:24if he truly did write this note, then I'm taking my kids out of school right now because if you
28:29can be a
28:29billionaire and write this way, there's no point in elementary education.
28:34His penmanship, his penmanship is terrible. And then the other thing, there's two other
28:40thoughts that came to my mind. Number one, you give a pen or a pencil and a pad to somebody
28:43who's
28:44suicidal. Like, I mean, I've watched enough born identities to know you can kill 11 people with a pen.
28:49Yes. And lastly, I mean, the diction and the syntax in this note, this note reads like a drunk,
28:55divorced dad sitting in the parking lot of a Buffalo Wild Wings who just had two fuzzy navels.
29:01Okay, that's too close to home.
29:02Where to go.
29:04Well, I don't drink fuzzy navels, only fuzzy nipples.
29:09Disgusting.
29:10How'd they get the Polaroid on the thing like we didn't need to know it was him, Greg?
29:14This whole thing looks manufactured.
29:16Kat, last word to you. Where do you fall on this?
29:19I just think it's going to be impossible for anybody to believe anything that anyone says
29:23about this at all going forward. They've messed that up already.
29:28You know, I think you can say that.
29:30About a lot of things.
29:32You know what? 100 years from now, people are still going to be arguing over COVID.
29:36Yes, absolutely.
29:36It's like we will never, we will never have the story. It's mind boggling. And it makes you think
29:44about all the stories in history books. What is real? Like maybe the Spanish flu is entirely different
29:51story. Who knows? What am I talking about? And why are you so quiet? Do I have something on my
29:59face?
30:00Coming up, weddings for the uninvited.
30:06All right, sell it.
30:15Strangers pay to crash weddings. All right, guy, you'll love this.
30:21New website called not a wedding
30:22crasher lets people pay to attend strangers' weddings.
30:26People apply to attend and the couple chooses who gets approved and sets the price they pay.
30:33What is wrong with this world?
30:36It's very strange. It's also wrong to be calling this wedding crashing because it ceases to be
30:43crashing a wedding when you have paid to get in with approval. That's the opposite of crashing a
30:48wedding actually. And is this a financial thing for the couples? Because if you want strangers
30:52to pay for your wedding, you should do it the old-fashioned way and start an OnlyFans.
30:57Yes.
30:57Which I know is what you did.
30:59Yes, that's how I paid for my whole
31:02reconstructive surgery that makes me look like George Clooney.
31:05Didn't work. Well, some say it did. Well, anyway, shut up, guy.
31:12Who wants to go to some stranger's wedding and pay for it?
31:16Right. Andrew?
31:17A lot of people like this. I mean, there are movies that have been written about it,
31:19but I actually love this idea and I support it 100%, especially if I was the one getting married.
31:24Number one, they show up on time. Number two, they don't have to make speeches. And number three,
31:28you know that they're going to be really good guests and they're not going to interrupt anything.
31:31And they paid. They want to be there. A lot of people go to weddings and they're like,
31:35oh, God, we got to go to, you know, Cheryl and Mike's wedding. These people want to be there.
31:39They're paying to be there. Those are your best guests. That is quite the, what?
31:44I don't know there, Chef. I think your recipe is off.
31:47You know, apparently you don't realize the group that does this are the ones who sit on the phone all
31:52day and do this. Now they're going to pay so they can troll you at your wedding.
31:56Speak.
31:56And if you say something, I paid for this seat and I stand by that this ain't last in six
32:01months.
32:01You know, we're like, I Google searched her. Do you know she's on Tinder?
32:05You know, like you're getting heckled and booed. You know what I'm saying?
32:08Like there's a lot of, I don't know. I don't go to them as a rule. I'm allergic to them.
32:12But I should have told my daughter that about horses.
32:15But what cracks me up about this is like, this is what the problem is with the narcissism in this.
32:21Everyone on social media thinks they're a star. And now like I'm selling tickets to my wedding.
32:25So like you think bridezilla was bad before. Now they'll just come out and say bitchzilla.
32:30You know what I'm saying? Because I've got, I've got 500. You're going to see seats available.
32:34People, people want to get married just for the party. You know, I think this could go dark real quick.
32:39Could be hilarious to watch though. But think about it. Someone pays a ticket.
32:43They have a right to say something or complain about like if Greg and I bought a ticket to a
32:46wedding
32:47and they didn't give us well done steak, they'd be held to pass.
32:49I would be very upset if they fed me sushi. I would be just crazy.
32:53Kat, imagine you were having your wedding again.
32:56Would you entertain the idea of taking money in exchange for strangers to come watch?
33:02Absolutely not. No, there's no amount of money worth strangers coming to watch.
33:08Yeah.
33:13All right.
33:27You know what I would do? I would like to pay to go to people's divorces.
33:37You can do that. You can do that. You just turn on Bravo.
33:40Yes. Sell tickets to a divorce. That's an idea.
33:46Call me Shark Tank. All right.
33:50Sharks. I have a great idea.
33:53Up next, a crappy situation.
34:03When Brown comes to town, you need a man who won't blush at the sound of a flush.
34:12You need a man who won't blush at the sound of a flush.
34:15You need a Pooh Detective.
34:24Thank you. Thank you.
34:26You know, we just won an Emmy for Pooh Detective.
34:29What a free time of human feces.
34:32So I typically call the Pooh-Nommy.
34:36Oh, you laugh.
34:38It's flowing north from Tijuana, polluting the ocean waters off California and threatening
34:43the beautiful Pooh-free Coronado Beach in San Diego.
34:47Das ist das Wichtigste.
34:47Andrew, you're basically like our
34:49reporter on the scene.
34:50You live right around there.
34:52It could end up closing the top
34:54beach right in the middle of the
34:56spring and summer.
34:58It's like a horror movie.
35:00What can be done?
35:01Consider me the Bill Malusian of
35:03poo.
35:05Coming at you live from the
35:07streets of San Diego, the Poonami is
35:09everywhere.
35:09And the only reason we're talking
35:11about it, by the way, because this
35:12has actually been around now for
35:13probably five or 10 years, bet you
35:15didn't know that, is because it's
35:17in front of a wealthy hotel.
35:19So that's something that's very
35:20important to mention.
35:21You just broke news.
35:22Breaking news right there.
35:23Also, isn't Poonami the name of a
35:25Japanese game show, like a late
35:27night game show where they feed
35:28everybody laxatives and then
35:29whomever holds it in the longest
35:30gets like a million dollars.
35:33No, but you just, you just, you
35:35just described Larry Kudlow's 4th of
35:37July party.
35:40Well, that'll be our next shark tank.
35:43Yes.
35:43He always wins, by the way.
35:45Always on your chest.
35:47Tyrus.
35:48Huh?
35:48What?
35:49So.
35:50No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
35:52no, no, no, no, no.
35:55You're going to like this question.
35:56So in the ocean, who is deadlier than
36:00sharks?
36:01And yet there's a movie called
36:03Jaws.
36:04I'm sorry.
36:04There's no movie called poo.
36:06Did you say poo is deadlier than
36:07sharks?
36:08Yeah, because you get bacteria.
36:10Sharks or sharks?
36:11Yes.
36:16Listen.
36:18You know what I mean?
36:19There should be a movie called poo.
36:20Yeah.
36:21Well, I know who would direct it,
36:22star in it, and produce it.
36:25Why don't they just be like the
36:26rest of California and just shit on
36:28the ground?
36:29Why do you have to go in the
36:29water?
36:31But it is sad because if we're
36:33finding out about it now, which
36:35means it's been there for a really
36:36long time.
36:37And this is another thing when you
36:39look at the state of California, how
36:41bad it is.
36:41is that where there are so many
36:44horrible things going on all at
36:45once, that nothing is ever going
36:48to be done.
36:49Like you just, well, the hotel is
36:50going to keep business open.
36:51They got to keep people going
36:52there.
36:53So they have no problem with you
36:54and your family spending a small
36:55fortune and then go basically
36:56swimming in to Greg's credit, poo
36:59soup.
37:00And it's not good for your skin.
37:02Let's just put it that way.
37:03And the wildlife in the area,
37:04that type of pollution.
37:05And not to mention that
37:06wonderful fragrance is not going
37:08away anytime soon when you're
37:10sitting in literally your own
37:12and at the same time you're
37:14paying for over undercooked
37:16steaks at your hotel.
37:17Like it's, it's sad.
37:18This is, it's a terrible idea to
37:20think about what California used
37:22to be.
37:22Kat, you know, this is really
37:24going to tarnish Tijuana's
37:25incredible reputation.
37:29I know someone who was found
37:31dead there.
37:32Do you want it?
37:33Nothing good happens in Tijuana.
37:36It makes me want to go.
37:37No.
37:38I've never been to Tijuana.
37:40A lot of people don't know this
37:42about you, but you are actually
37:43like how some people watch birds,
37:44they go on bird watching trips.
37:46You're like that, but with
37:47.
37:47Yes, I am.
37:49I can identify 500 different
37:51types of excrement.
37:53And you're proud of it.
37:54I am.
37:55I'm waiting for that applause.
38:01You saw Jaws, right, guy?
38:04I actually have not seen Jaws.
38:05Oh, and I saved this question.
38:07There's one guy who's
38:07disgusted with me in the audience.
38:09Well, in Jaws, it's this big
38:11holiday weekend.
38:12Yes.
38:12And the mayor, they're having
38:14shark attacks.
38:16And the mayor asked him, like, I
38:17don't want to talk about it
38:18because we have all these
38:19tourists coming.
38:19this is a movie.
38:21Poo!
38:21And it's like, we have this huge
38:23tidal wave of poo coming.
38:25I can't believe that this isn't
38:26being done.
38:27And it's like he's lying about the
38:28poo.
38:29And then all of a sudden, he has
38:314th of July and then all of a
38:32sudden this tidal wave of poo
38:34comes down.
38:35I feel like Tara Reid should be
38:37in this.
38:37Tara Reid should definitely.
38:39Gary Busey.
38:44Poo-NATO.
38:45Poo-NATO.
38:46Yes.
38:46How about this?
38:48Shart tank.
38:49Yeah.
38:50Shart tank?
38:51Shart tank.
38:53It's a callback.
38:55I thought that was good.
38:56Everyone clap for my friend's eye.
38:58Thank you.
38:59Thank you.
38:59That's a friend.
39:02I would just say.
39:03That was beautiful.
39:04They tell you not to drink the
39:06water in Mexico.
39:07And now you can't go in the water
39:09because of Mexico.
39:10Yeah.
39:11There we go.
39:12Yeah.
39:13My kids are going to love this
39:14episode.
39:15Yes.
39:15Well, kids love poo stories.
39:18That's how I get them.
39:19Don't go away.
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40:24Take care!
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40:27Go to Pakistan.
40:28Your ride!
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40:37Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020
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