00:01oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy we got a good one for you today people feel good friday
00:07pistons up 2-0 and playing nona's way i'll explain what it means but first i do want to
00:14shout out for anyone watching rico in a lovely not usually in his color palette hoodie today
00:20kind of almost a navy light blue it's beautiful normally it's black or green with that cursed
00:28spartan on it i really like how much you pay attention to me because i've worn this for
00:32over a year well i generally just try to ignore everything on that side of the console you look
00:37great today thank you that was the most backhanded comment i've ever well you're about you're about
00:41to hear the biggest one of the day you know david considers himself a man of faith or he used
00:47to
00:48now he's nothing more than a charlatan i i want to i want to throw this out there
00:53hearken and this has to do with last night and i mentioned the pistons playing known as way
00:59i do laugh sometimes because people get so butthurt about things i say but yet they end up being right
01:06the way you won in the regular season was fake it's not playoff basketball the way you're winning now
01:13is playoff basketball 14 of 28 from deep period 44 in the playoffs from deep oh wait taking and
01:25making threes matters yes do i believe it's totally sustainable not at 50 it's not but boy howdy was
01:32last night fun because that was the only reason you won everything else in that box score even or
01:40you didn't measure up cleveland stopped turning it over you turned it over more cleveland had more
01:47second chance points the difference is the three-point line and is this roster wacky do i think the
01:54construction of it is almost ignorant to a point yeah guess what if you're gonna have duncan robinson
02:00hitting five threes a game you can win the whole effing thing and that brings me
02:06to this thing over here now i don't purport myself i'm born and bred you know david says the
02:14spirit of detroit was modeled after his image this whole idea of david's a big pistons guy
02:19and david gave up on him against the magic i didn't i'm the jackass who sat here at 3-1
02:26and said
02:26here are the five reasons you're going to win the series we got into the cleveland series i didn't pick
02:31against you i just said look i gotta see what the first game looks like oh now now we've seen
02:36enough
02:37sign james harden so i want to harken rico do you remember a time where i didn't have any faith
02:46i didn't believe the league would let us have the number one pick so we could get my guy kade
02:52cunning
02:52right yep i remember that and do you remember that was back when david had faith yes when david
02:57said he would lay his hands upon kade and pray in order for us to land that pick that's that's
03:04why
03:04i've always been upset that down at lca there's not sponsorship for greater life greater life church
03:10on tireman is the only reason the pistons have kade cunningham but i want to bring it full circle
03:15because now david has no faith and i mean every word of what i'm saying look i don't think you
03:22can
03:22sustain shooting this way you were bottom four from three taking and making three pointers
03:27for basically 90 games you're now one of the four best teams in the playoffs and including this
03:35series no one shooting the ball better from deep last night 14 to 28 so here's what i'm willing to
03:42do
03:42but it's going to require david to rediscover his faith okay i would like to do what we joked about
03:50a few
03:50weeks ago i want to place a bet in the name of greater life church for the pistons not to
03:57win
03:57the series not to win the east to win the whole damn thing if this team is going to play
04:03that defense
04:03and shoot that way from three because 30 threes is good volume they're averaging 29.7 threes a game
04:13taken and they're making 44 in the aggregate 50 last night if you do that and it's a mighty if
04:23oh you're
04:25going belt to ass on the knicks and then if you play the d you play and if you can
04:31drag okc into the mud
04:32and shoot great from three one more game then you don't shoot great i would like to place this bet
04:41and
04:41here's the key i'm not going to take any of the money i will donate the winnings to greater life
04:50now we can negotiate what i want personally i think you should replace jesus's head with mine
04:57in the building but we can negotiate that later or it could be greater mike church on tire line
05:03but i mean i can see the replacing jesus's head because giving a donation is a lot more than what
05:08jesus's done so unbelievable that's terrible i just thought it would be fun one mass just to
05:15see the parishioners be like why does jesus look extra italian today so david here's what i'd like
05:20to do it's no secret i had golden tempo as one of my picks in the derby i did crack
05:26the double for a
05:27very nice sum of money and i'm embarrassed to say this but i gave kenny a winning double to start
05:33his day at aqueduct and he's alive in another so please tell me it's not harness racing i can't
05:38speak to what kenny does before i get here okay i choose not to answer that question i gave him
05:43a
05:43real horse double thank you um and he's alive to another one so the the bed is more than paid
05:50for
05:50but i want to do something substantial david because i feel like you're lacking i don't think
05:55you have faith and this is your team not mine yours i need you to step to that microphone and
06:01answer this question fill in the blank if the pistons continue to shoot the three the way they are
06:08the pistons will blank they will go to the nba finals if they continue to shoot the three like that
06:18but i can't get you to say they will win it because i have two offerings and i know how
06:22big your
06:23church is on offerings can i offer you something sure we can do this two ways and i'd like the
06:29people's help on this because what this is going to require is david's prayer much like the day you
06:34brought cade to this town and prayed live on the air you're welcome detroit well then you need to nut
06:40up because the pistons are playing a different brand of ball than they played in the regular season
06:45there ain't no six for 33 from deep in this humpty bumpty you're right they're actually playing
06:50championship caliber ball from three now yeah should they be home yeah if ogner doesn't get
06:57hurt they're home but they're not home they're here they're winning this series mainly because
07:03philip banks is the point guard for the cleveland cavaliers shout out fresh prince of bel-air the point
07:09is david we can go pistons to win it all plus 1500 or we can get extra extra extra highly
07:19anointed
07:21pistons over thunder plus 2200 oh boy see and i'd like to donate five thousand dollars to the church
07:29so you need to pick your flavor you can call upon your friends you can call upon the listeners
07:35mainly you need to look in the mirror and find the guy who used to believe in faith david your
07:41team
07:42that right here find that guy i want that guy david you can't tell me the pistons playing the way
07:52they're playing now not that junk in the regular season now they can do this this is a do we
08:01all
08:01agree this is a terrible year in the nba yes do we all agree it's a terrible eastern conference
08:06yes and what's the most vulnerable type of champion one that's trying to repeat
08:15i david they are okc man i know they are they are mom but you know you know about let
08:21me tell you let
08:21me tell you what bothers me more than you turning from a man of faith to a heathen what bothers
08:27me
08:30okc playing slap and tickle out there all giggling like school girls last night as the lakers are
08:36getting after the refs okc thinks they're too cool for school might remind you of a lakers team that
08:43this pistons franchise beat in 04 hold on that's because they are a little too cool for school
08:48that that lakers team at the pistons beat was shack kobe and a retirement home and they hated each
08:55other don't worry about the details but i'm just saying this okc team they had the right to
09:03it wasn't the 04 team on the brink at one point when the nets with the half court shot the
09:08whole
09:08bit and they had to win the game in overtime yes oh and how about that 04 team got the
09:13benefit of
09:13like jamal tinsley on a peg leg etc pistons got a benefit here with wagner the defense is real i
09:20don't
09:20doubt their defense oh no no if they play okc it's the shooting their shooting goes down and gets
09:25injured throw okc so here's my point i'd like to sponsor the new audio video room i will place the
09:32bet but david you got to believe in it people can you get david to believe look i told you
09:39if this team could shoot three pointers it would change my opinion on what they are you're never
09:44winning an nba championship without shooting threes not in today's world they're taking almost 30 a game
09:50last night 14 to 28 you only won that game because of that right cleveland rebounded cleveland
09:57didn't turn the ball over like cleveland played now what did cleveland not do they didn't shoot the
10:03three well even wide open ones you lose you win that's how games are decided now duncan robinson was
10:11the illegitimate splash brother i it's hot dude we bang it's nba jam the ball is on fire when he
10:20shoots this is a guy that couldn't even cut the rotation for the heat last year you just go with
10:26it sometimes end of the end of the quarter give it to dennis give it to somebody they'll hit a
10:32buzzer
10:32beater so david i mean maybe the man upstairs trying to tell you something now i'm i'm willing to do
10:39this
10:39for the church and as bill o'reilly once said we'll do it live i'm not effing around i'm ready
10:46to donate the proceeds now i could sprinkle some anointed prophets to rico and kenny but the church
10:54is going to be the donation unless you don't care about your parishioners anymore hey kenny okay
10:59speaker see i mean all the people you lie to every sunday stop it stop talking about how they should
11:08have faith stop where's yours
11:14248-539-9797 what are you giggling about sprinkles i'm just listening to you and david man
11:21argue it argue he goes in telling people they need faith where's his he's the one i'm the one who
11:28doesn't even like this team why am i the bastion of belief this is the guy who goes in every
11:34sunday
11:34openly judging old ladies for the way they've lived their lives he can't even believe in his
11:39basketball team because i think david sees okc and at that point it's like it's like rome right now
11:46they're like rome okay and and and rome will fall the point i'm making is if you shoot the three
11:53the
11:54way you're shooting it you can guard you can play with them the difference is your offense isn't as good
12:00as theirs but the three pointer is the equalizer look david it doesn't make a lot of sense none of
12:06it makes sense they're bottom four in basketball all year shooting it but they're not now
12:14you why don't you take a minute figure out if you want to do radio today and then when we
12:19return
12:19i'd like to hear from the people and i'd like to hear what whether you're on board with this
12:25i'm willing to make a substantial bet today in the name of greater life that the pistons are going
12:30to win the whole damn thing because i'm done asking i'm done asking questions about it what i
12:35watched last night was a comedy first of all as long as james harden's going to play big minutes in
12:41the fourth you're they're never beating you but if you're shooting the three at this level i don't
12:46know who is can they continue it probably not but i might get as much as 20 to one to
12:52find out
12:52and i'd be happy to share that with the good people of greater life not david though i think
12:56i'm taking his portion away i'd like to gift it to your uncle in specific 248-539-9797 let's talk
13:06about it because i'm not being sarcastic if this is how you're gonna shoot sky's the limit rico
13:13you better talk to your man i'm here if your faith ever returns cat enthusiast i don't know what just
13:22happened want me to build you a catio bitch
13:31oh man i think we should play this mike if the pistons win we'll play this segment in the church
13:36as you hand over that check i get the first sermon me and david was a bitch
13:46that's in the new testament by the way i rewrote it
13:49i'll be their front center david for that one take him to church
13:52and on the third day he said there shall be a stop sign with the number nine
13:57you
13:57you
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