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Dog Park - Season 1 - Episode 05: Goodbye Good Boy
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00:00For those of you not binging, this is what happened last time.
00:03Beanie, she's just decided she'd like to spend a little bit of time, or live, with another couple.
00:08You haven't killed Spike.
00:10No one is throwing you out of the group.
00:11Thanks.
00:12But if we don't find him, I can't stay.
00:15Pamela lost Spike.
00:16And everyone's out there looking for him.
00:18You take him and give him to Pamela.
00:20This way no more feels bad.
00:21How often does he have chemotherapy?
00:23Once a week.
00:24If I can extend my time with Marty by one minute, I will.
00:27Why are you dressed like you're going to a wedding?
00:29Because I am.
00:30You know I'm getting married.
00:32To who?
00:32To...
00:32Steve.
00:33Why?
00:39What are you doing here?
00:41This is about John Farnall.
00:54And then I woke up because...
00:56She's not a people person.
00:57Because he was on top of me.
00:58Or a dog person.
00:59Maybe he should go and take that.
01:00Or an anything person.
01:01I've never met anyone more in need of therapy.
01:03Hey, does Beek still do dog therapy?
01:05No, it was making him anxious, ironically.
01:07Oh.
01:07Oh, hey guys.
01:08It turns out I can come to your wedding.
01:10Oh, amazing.
01:11Oh, I'm actually quite nervous.
01:13Just mainly about forgetting my lies.
01:15Steve's making us learn our vows.
01:17So we can look into each other's eyes.
01:18Oh.
01:19You two are adorable.
01:21Hey, what's wrong with the Muppet?
01:22Why isn't he playing?
01:23Hey, what's happening, buddy?
01:25He misses Roland.
01:26Beattie.
01:27I mean, Mrs Beattie, obviously.
01:30Jonah, I have to tell you something.
01:32No, you don't.
01:33No, you don't.
01:33I really, really need to.
01:36Or don't if you don't want to.
01:39But first, I just want to say how sorry I am.
01:41Everyone makes mistakes, Homalia.
01:43And after I say it, you may never want to speak to me ever again, which I completely understand.
01:46Do you have the doggie dress-up day next week?
01:48Yes, I'm going to that.
01:50Homalia?
01:51Last weekend, when you await the wedding.
01:54It was like so long ago.
01:55It was like so long ago.
01:55And I was my knee house.
01:58My knee Spike.
02:00I lost him.
02:02Okay.
02:03What's wrong with Penny?
02:04You understand?
02:04I lost Spike.
02:05It's okay.
02:06No, Marty.
02:42How's it ever?
02:44Why don't you marry her if you're so interested?
02:46Well, if it gets me close to you, maybe I will.
02:49Oh, there's Mia.
02:52Can you go?
02:54Hey, you must miss me twice in one week.
02:58No.
02:59Can I have some money?
03:00I need to buy Mum a birthday present.
03:02Oh, well, leaving it to the last minute.
03:04Wait, is it Beattie?
03:06Hi, baby girl.
03:08Hi, Pookie.
03:09Aw.
03:11Hi.
03:13Hello.
03:15She's forgotten me.
03:17No, she can't see screens.
03:18Unlike you.
03:19Where are you at work?
03:20Yeah.
03:21I've still got a lot to give.
03:23You took Beattie to work?
03:25Yeah, but only because...
03:27I cannot wait to tell Mum.
03:27Yep.
03:28Rolly and Beattie together at last.
03:29Okay, okay.
03:31Can I have cashola, please?
03:32Beattie's dad.
03:33Cashola, yes.
03:34Uh, yeah, just tell me when you've found a present and, um, text me and I'll send it to you.
03:39How are you anyway?
03:40How is it over there?
03:42It's good.
03:44Um, but Mum's making me write all these lists about what I want to do with my life.
03:48She's all positive now.
03:49Just because she's happy.
03:51Are you going to message her?
03:53Why ruin her birthday?
03:56It's confusing for you dad or not, but it'd be worse if you didn't.
04:00I mean, she'd be so hurt.
04:01Yeah, anyway.
04:02And messaging's weird.
04:03You know, like, what are you supposed to say?
04:05But it's way better than not.
04:07Anyway, have you, um, have you found people over there your own age?
04:10Have you, are there places to party?
04:13Ew, don't say party like that.
04:15Really creepy.
04:16Okay.
04:17Oh, can I tell you something if you promise not to get mad?
04:20Uh.
04:20I want to live in L.A.
04:22Uh, after uni.
04:25Maybe instead of?
04:27Oh, well, I mean, yeah, maybe we'll, we'll...
04:30It's okay, fuck that.
04:31Yeah, um, maybe I was marrying an oligarch or come back home.
04:34Oh.
04:35Anyway, I've got to go.
04:37Love you.
04:38Bye.
04:39Wash your hair.
04:40What?
04:48There he is.
04:50Oh.
04:50He got her back.
04:51I knew he would.
04:52Only because we said he was awful.
04:55Does he have to come?
04:56Yes.
05:02Hello.
05:03Listen, I don't want to be here, but, um...
05:06Hello, baby girl.
05:07Did he get you back?
05:08Did the cold, awful man get you back?
05:10Did he?
05:10Yes, he did.
05:11Yes, he did.
05:12You're such a good girl.
05:13Why would anyone let you go?
05:16Penny wants you to come with us.
05:19Is this a kidnap situation?
05:22Because...
05:22Marty's dying.
05:24Yeah.
05:25Yeah, I've been trying to say that since we've...
05:28The vet's coming at six.
05:31Can you just get in?
05:33Oh.
05:35Uh...
05:36Yep.
05:38Can you...
05:39Yeah.
05:40Hi, baby.
05:42Hi, sweetie.
05:45Big jump.
05:46Go.
05:47Good girl.
05:48My jockey.
05:48Oh, watch out.
05:49My jockey.
05:50There you go.
05:58There you go.
06:03Thank you, Erland.
06:05Yeah, no, of course.
06:07Marty just loves you.
06:08God knows why.
06:10So that's why I wanted you to be part of his last day.
06:13Oh, of course.
06:15I mean, I knew this deal would come, but I didn't think it would come this soon.
06:22I'm going to find him the biggest bone in the world, like a cow thigh or something.
06:29Catch you later, mate.
06:30See ya.
06:34Hop in.
06:35Let's wait.
06:36Get in.
06:38Oh.
06:38Good boy.
06:42Hey, you okay?
06:45I mean, obviously not.
06:51What if we sing a song?
06:54You know, write a song for Marty.
06:56Don't you have work?
06:58Yeah, but this is more important.
07:04Yeah.
07:05Yeah?
07:05Yeah.
07:06All right, come on.
07:07You're going to have to share a spot with Spike.
07:10Spike.
07:11Come on, Spike.
07:11Scooch over.
07:13Good boy.
07:43Okay, I'll see you in a bit.
07:45Would you go and chat?
07:48I am never going to judge people with dogs in prams again.
07:51I'm going to get some food.
07:52Oh, I'll come and join you.
07:54If you don't mind.
07:54I do, actually.
07:56But I think Penny wants us to make up.
07:59Oh.
08:00Don't worry about that.
08:02You're forgiven.
08:05Okay, come on.
08:10Hello.
08:19Table for two, thanks, mate.
08:22Sit anywhere, mate.
08:31Why do they have a sign saying, please wait to be seated if you can just sit anywhere?
08:37What can we get you?
08:39I haven't seen a menu yet.
08:40Oh, it's just in the QR code.
08:41I'm not doing that.
08:42A latte and pesto wrap, please.
08:46Could I have some toast, please?
08:48Seated or sourdough?
08:49Sourdough, thanks.
08:49Some spedgemite and a fat white.
08:55Everything is a QR code now, isn't it?
09:03Are earphones not a thing?
09:05Like, do we have to hear every single thing he's listening to?
09:08Or am I right?
09:10What?
09:11What would you talk about if you didn't hate everything?
09:13I hate everything.
09:14You pretty much do.
09:15Well, what do you want to talk about?
09:17Your wedding.
09:18Do you want to talk about your wedding?
09:19No, okay.
09:19How the plan's coming along?
09:20Shut up.
09:22Oh, I know.
09:23Abandonment.
09:23How did it feel when you abandoned Beattie?
09:26How did it feel?
09:26Yeah, it talked me through it.
09:27Was it a relief?
09:28Did it feel good?
09:29Did it excite you to give up your loyal dog to complete strangers?
09:33Or did you regret it?
09:34Did you think, maybe I shouldn't do this to her?
09:36Maybe this dog needs me.
09:37Maybe I can't do this to Emma and Mia.
09:39Okay, for starters, Emma was aware that it was on the cards.
09:41What about Beattie, though?
09:42How did she feel?
09:43How did the dog feel?
09:45Beattie, how did you feel about being abandoned?
09:47Did I abandon you?
09:48She seems fine.
09:49She seems like she's okay.
09:50Oh, lovely.
09:51Thanks.
09:51Lovely.
09:55Anyway.
09:56I'm sorry.
09:58I don't need your apology.
10:00I feel like you do.
10:01You only got her back because I told you to.
10:03No, no.
10:03I got her back because I desperately missed the chat group.
10:06You think we're going to let you back in?
10:07I don't care.
10:08I feel like you really do care.
10:09I really don't care.
10:10I think we do care.
10:10I think we do care.
10:12And toast.
10:15Oh, yum.
10:17Why do they always do this?
10:18I mean, if I wanted to butter my own toast, then I'd just make it myself.
10:21But I've decided to come here and get a professional to do it, but they haven't done it, have they?
10:26Everyone likes it differently.
10:27Yes, yes, that's true.
10:28Everyone likes it differently.
10:29But if you apply that to all the menu, then you'd have pasta with a sauce on the side.
10:34Or you'll wrap just a deconstructed wrap.
10:36You can make it yourself.
10:37But I've decided to come to a cafe and ask the chef to do it.
10:42I mean, otherwise I'd just stay at home.
10:44If only.
10:44How do they know I like it like this?
10:46Either.
10:46Like, maybe I like it burnt or wet.
10:48But I've decided to trust the chef.
10:50You're a very boring man.
10:53Just your type.
11:17Do you know, I've never met anyone with such stupid priorities.
11:21You're clearly unhappy.
11:22Your marriage is falling apart.
11:24You abandoned your dog.
11:25But that stuff, whatever.
11:27But you get mad at the way someone parks their car or whether I say I or me or toast.
11:40I like your flat.
11:42There's a resident in the walls.
11:48You don't have any brothers or sisters?
11:52I like your...
11:53Lucky you.
11:56I don't mean that.
12:00I don't think.
12:05The booking's for 11.
12:07Plenty of time.
12:08How's Mia going, Roland?
12:10Uh, good.
12:10Yeah, I think.
12:11Happily ignoring the exchange rates.
12:14You must miss her.
12:15I forgot.
12:16You don't get lonely.
12:22What's your favourite bridge, Sam?
12:25I'm sort of partial to a truss, if I'm honest, but...
12:29I don't know, as I get older, I can really, really appreciate a good cantilever.
12:34Please, you are clearly a tunnel man.
12:37Oh, my!
12:37Oh, whoa!
12:38Sorry, everyone.
12:44He can fight as much as he likes!
12:46Oh!
13:19Poor-fection.
13:21What?
13:21Why do hairdressers and dog groomers always have to use some sort of pun?
13:26Do I want to hear this?
13:27Obviously not.
13:28Well, they have to.
13:29We won't get certification without...
13:32Bernie!
13:32Hi, sir.
13:33Mate.
13:34Roland.
13:34Roland, sorry.
13:35Should be about right.
13:37Perfect.
13:37Because it's a waste of our time.
13:38It's amazing, thank you so much.
13:39My time, if I'm honest.
13:40How are you feeling?
13:41Pretty good?
13:41I just did my third poo.
13:43I don't know if I can do this.
13:44Well, they can find another firm.
13:45Of course you can.
13:46I don't remember anything we talked about.
13:48Okay, do that.
13:48No, no, that doesn't matter.
13:49See, it's like game day, you know, like you train all week with the skills and the drills,
13:54but they're in there, and then on game day you can just play, and you trust that they're in there.
13:58So, you know, just...
14:01Play.
14:01Play, yeah.
14:03Exactly.
14:04Oh, there we go.
14:06You're welcome.
14:11That's a nice cuddle.
14:13Oh.
14:14Is he a cuddly guy?
14:16Apparently, yeah.
14:23I'm terrified like a bird.
14:30I'm terrified of...
14:34Marty and Penny not being in my life.
14:38Of our dogs not being in my life.
14:44I mean, I really don't have a lot going on...
14:50in my life.
14:58Hey.
15:00Me and Spike will always be in your life.
15:03Oh.
15:03And Roland.
15:04Roland will always be in your life.
15:06Oh my God!
15:06It's such a jump scare.
15:07Don't say that.
15:08Whoa!
15:09Yo.
15:09Roland, can you drive?
15:11I want to sit with Marty.
15:12Yep.
15:13Oh.
15:14Oops.
15:16Hello.
15:17Come on, Marty, move over.
15:19Move over so I can get in.
15:27Right.
15:30So, um...
15:31Home?
15:35Penny?
15:36You okay?
15:38I want you to bury him in the park.
15:40Under the tree.
15:43Okay.
15:44Oh.
15:45Is that...
15:46Isn't that illegal?
15:48Technically, you need a permit.
15:50And...
15:50Which I don't have.
15:51Right.
15:52Who cares about a permit?
15:53We'll...
15:53We'll do it at midnight.
15:55Will we?
16:01You know, we're all still very upset with you, Roland.
16:04About giving BD away.
16:06Yeah, no.
16:07I picked up on that.
16:08Mm.
16:09But, you know, I did get a back.
16:11Yes.
16:12So there is hope for you.
16:14He still did it in the first place.
16:17it's a particular type of person who can do that it's emma's birthday today isn't it tomorrow over
16:22there have you called her no i haven't actually yes i just love being dissected like this by you
16:26two emma is very special to all of us i think you're managing well roland i think you're
16:39managing despite going through what must be one of the worst periods of your life and that is why i
16:44can almost understand your disastrous decision to abandon bt but now that you've got that sorted
16:53maybe you can fix your marriage or end it bravely
17:02in any case i've said too much now let's go to church
17:12marty was a loyal friend to go on and on till the planet ends
17:41let's let sleeping dogs lie and let this sleeping dog die
17:57they give dogs last rights well i've given them a lot of money over the years so they're better
18:09here
18:11roland give me a hand up the steps oh yeah yeah of course
18:25roland i've been not going my uh skin burns in churches right uh look the second thing i wanted to
18:34say was this for your ears only you and sam are very what's that awful word they use compatible
18:42and yes i i'm very protective of sam so i want you to be careful
18:47sam is prone to doubt about her own feelings
18:54i'll see you in a bit hello roger
19:11jesus yeah hopefully he's in
19:18my dad died in a church this church no it was at my mum's funeral double sad everyone said he
19:28died
19:29of a broken heart but they didn't really like each other by then relief maybe your life's clive james
19:43what happened though i remember thinking why don't we just bury him too while we're here you know but
19:48mum would have been really annoyed if we've made it all about him again well it sounds like you already
19:54did that by dying yeah selfish did you get married in a church can't remember
20:03we are we are steve wants to well his parents do and i don't care never mind so we are
20:13in the same church yes this is the same church my dad died in we get a discount really no
20:18oh
20:21in this church no not this church either there is more than one church
20:34do you know if emma's coming back for your wedding uh no she's not
20:46no i didn't think so i just well just wondered
20:59oh god i know no i just remembered jona and pamela are probably going to sing oh
21:10shit they will won't they yeah is it pathological with them it is a bit yeah
21:18i could hide his guitar
21:23yeah so she's been worked off her feet and a bit stressed and now she misses a day at work
21:28and has
21:28to spend a day in the car with roland i mean i hope she doesn't kill it thank you yeah
21:34oh okay well that's uh that's good they seem to have um she seems to have forgiven him so that's
21:41i'm not doing this it's better than numb you know we'll be okay not that
21:48oh my love come here
21:50he's such a handsome boy
21:57you were okay we have a bit of a surprise
21:59you're coming out it's okay
22:00donna and i have a surprise too
22:02yes
22:02i've been sad all day
22:04should we no
22:08yes
22:08yes
22:09ta-da
22:10oh my god
22:15i know we've been expecting this day
22:18perhaps some of you have been silently wishing that i would have taken this step sooner for marty's
22:24sake
22:26his quality of life has deteriorated significantly over the last few weeks so
22:34if i've delayed the end longer than i should have please forgive me
22:41at this stage in life i i'm not inclined to commit to another
22:47i've had the privilege of raising several dogs over the years and i know that they would all agree
22:54when i say marty when i say marty you are my best boy
23:03oh marty
23:06i have too many memories to say
23:08the boy
23:09you'll have
23:10following me around the house
23:12and we've done something more
23:14trying to distract
23:15people
23:15or
23:16making it
23:18i will never forget
23:21but
23:23i
23:27i
23:27i
23:28i
23:28...
23:29...
23:30...
23:31...
23:36...
23:40...
23:43It's only you.
23:45It's only you.
23:45You can't live in my life.
23:46It's only you.
23:51Only you.
23:53Tomorrow could possibly be better than today, but somehow it always is.
24:03Thank you, Maddy.
24:08You are my best boy.
25:10Oh, um...
25:11Why don't you bring the shovel back?
25:12I don't know.
25:13Do we need you?
25:15Yes.
25:15Yes.
25:16Bring it.
25:24Um, should we just put him in?
25:27Yeah.
25:28Oh, she was just saying...
25:29Oh, wait, his favourite toy.
25:30Oh, shit, shit.
25:31Oh, shit.
25:31What?
25:31What?
25:33Oh, shit.
25:38Oh, shit.
25:42Goodbye.
25:42Good boy.
25:57He doesn't fit.
25:59He definitely...
26:00He should definitely...
26:00Yeah, but he doesn't.
26:01Um, okay, well...
26:03Do I...
26:03Should I just, um...
26:04No, God, oh, my God.
26:06I can't.
26:09Come on, boy.
26:10Oh, I lost you.
26:11Okay.
26:23Shit.
26:24Shit.
26:24Shit.
26:24Shit.
26:25What?
26:25People.
26:25People.
26:26Shh.
26:29Like the desert's mystery...
26:32Okay, go.
26:33There's no way.
26:36Okay.
26:37Like the desert's mystery...
26:40And I miss you...
26:44Like the desert's mystery...
26:47And I miss you...
26:52Like the desert's mystery...
27:06Good night, Alan.
27:40Hi, just a message from us to wish you are a very happy birthday and a wonderful year ahead.
27:49Happy birthday.
27:49Bye.
28:30Oh, well done.
28:31You've almost made it.
28:32Only one more episode to go.
28:34Uh, welcome to a, uh, dog's breakfast.
28:36Hey, of course you can come to the wedding.
28:38Oh, no, no, no, no.
28:39I don't want to.
28:40I mean, I don't, it's not, I'm just not the wedding type.
28:42So what are we getting Sam to see?
28:44What for?
28:44The wedding present.
28:45Oh, no.
28:46Do I have to?
28:46I don't have to, do I?
28:47Dad, what's wrong with you?
28:48I guess I've just been in a really, really long, bad mood.
28:54And now?
28:55Dad, it's Connor.
28:57Yes, yes, it is.
28:58We're moving in together.
28:59Uh, no, you're not.
29:00Everybody say love is forever.
29:04Love is forever.
29:06Fuck.
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