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Dog Park - Season 1 - Episode 03: Man's Only Friend
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00:00Previously on Dog Park.
00:01No contact.
00:02No contact.
00:03Yes?
00:03Promise?
00:04Yes.
00:04Connor broke up with her.
00:06Is everything all right?
00:07If you're about to give me relationship advice,
00:08I will kill you in your sleep.
00:09You just have to be there for her while she stuffs everything up.
00:12Even if she acts like she doesn't need you.
00:14Dad, would you be mad if I went and lived in America?
00:17Emma's back.
00:18Why are you here, then?
00:19I guess I just can't resist dog parties.
00:21No, I froze, to be honest.
00:22I'm not saying it's normal behavior to leave the house
00:25when your wife comes home.
00:26It's a choice.
00:27Oh, look out.
00:27Here comes a man from Snowy River.
00:28I know, it's the Bush Tucker man.
00:30Hey, man.
00:30Hi.
00:31Hey.
00:33Steve, this is Roland.
00:34Speedy's dad.
00:35Yeah.
00:35Well, no, actually, I'm human.
01:09Hello, Ben.
01:11Yes come up.
01:13I'll stand for something.
01:15But I got touched from him.
01:16It's the synth nutritive method only.
01:19Yes.
01:19Yes.
01:43Come on.
01:53Come on.
02:24Come on.
02:32Come on.
02:35Come on.
02:36Come on.
02:36Don't ask.
02:37Don't ask.
02:38Don't ask.
02:39Don't ask.
02:39This guy called Chad Thor who went to Roswell and before he went he was fine with the smell
02:43of blood.
02:44After he went, he wasn't.
02:46Chad Thor might not be his real name?
02:48That's the part you're doubting.
02:50That was my little Lulu.
02:52Sometimes I feel like she's actively trying to destroy me.
02:55Do you mind if I have a little pee?
02:56Okay.
02:57Only because you've been away.
02:59Did Jonah tell you that they left him on the roof?
03:01What?
03:02Who?
03:02No.
03:02It's not what it seems.
03:04They just took the ladder and left him there.
03:05Is Muppet still rolling into him?
03:07Yeah.
03:08I don't know what's gotten into him.
03:10Maybe he's trying to cover his own scent.
03:11You're lonely over there.
03:12We'll impress you.
03:13Aren't you?
03:15Oh yeah.
03:15Yes and no.
03:16I mean work keeps me pretty busy.
03:18Sometimes I go to the grocery store every day at the same time to see if I can run into
03:20the same people.
03:22Wow.
03:22Then I'll strike up a conversation about groceries or like, I've seen you here before.
03:28You know?
03:29Yeah.
03:29I think I'm going to cry.
03:31Oh.
03:31I'm so sorry Em but I've got to go.
03:34Oh.
03:34See ya mate.
03:35Good to see you.
03:37Mwah.
03:37Safe flight alright?
03:38Yeah.
03:38This is for you.
03:40See ya everyone.
03:41It's dense and hard to read so it's a good way to fill your nights.
03:46It really, really helps me.
03:49Oh my god.
03:51Okay.
03:51Oh my god.
03:52I can't take it anymore.
03:54Pamela.
03:55Pamela.
03:55Pamela help me walk the dogs and you can play with the babies.
03:58I don't like babies.
03:59Yeah join the club.
04:01Oh.
04:02Bye.
04:02Bye.
04:04There you go.
04:05Bye darling.
04:05Bia.
04:06Hello buddy Marty.
04:09It is good to see you.
04:11You're home early.
04:13Everything okay?
04:15Yeah.
04:16Just wanted to check in on Mia.
04:17Mia you know the breakup and.
04:20Yeah.
04:20And Roland.
04:22Yeah.
04:24You've got news haven't you?
04:27Ah no.
04:29Yes.
04:29Things are changing in America.
04:33Pamela being so fabulous they want to keep you longer.
04:35Hey Penny.
04:36Stand down.
04:37Emma's not on trial.
04:40Till the next time.
04:42Yeah.
04:46I need my room back.
04:48Yep.
04:49I'm up.
04:54You know what I said about going to America?
04:57They just came up.
05:00But you are going?
05:01Just for a visit.
05:03But it's okay.
05:04Yeah.
05:04No it's great.
05:06I've never been to New Mexico.
05:10I just want to see mum being happy.
05:12I've only ever seen her with you.
05:15Oh.
05:17Okay.
05:21Dad.
05:22Yeah.
05:23I need my room back.
05:25Yes.
05:26No.
05:26Sorry.
05:27Thank you for your room.
05:29Oh.
05:30Do you want this?
05:31Yeah.
05:33I think we'll have a viable fuel within the air.
05:36Of course they offered you a job and want to keep you forever.
05:40How did Roland react?
05:41Oh.
05:43I haven't told Roland yet.
05:46Well he ran away last night and then I snuck out this morning.
05:49But we have to.
05:50I mean.
05:52I'm meant to be back Monday to start.
05:54What?
05:55That's too soon.
05:55I know.
05:56I also kind of can't wait.
06:00Mia?
06:02Uh.
06:03I need to talk to Roland.
06:05But um.
06:06She's gonna come for a visit.
06:07Oh.
06:08With the possibility of staying?
06:09No.
06:10Oh.
06:11I don't know.
06:13Maybe she should stay here and go to uni.
06:16But then.
06:18What if she needs me and I'm on the other side of the world?
06:20Mia will be fine whatever you do.
06:22She's 17 and it's only a year.
06:25What if I like it so much that I don't want to come back?
06:27Do you hear what you're saying?
06:28What if I like it so much?
06:30Mate.
06:30After busting your ass for years and years you finally get the job that makes you happy.
06:34You do not listen to the fear and the guilt.
06:36You listen to the fuck yeah.
06:37I deserve this.
06:39This is exciting him.
06:41It is.
06:43I just hope I don't fuck it up.
06:45You will definitely fuck it up.
06:49It's just I'm not really sure how you're gonna take it.
06:52But if you had to guess?
06:55Badly.
06:56My guess is that you'd, you'd take it badly.
07:01Carl wants to poach me, he's offered me a job.
07:05Wow.
07:06Well that's, that's big news.
07:10What sort of job?
07:11It's in R&D with an oil company.
07:14So they'd take care of the visas but they need me to commit to 12 months or so.
07:20A year.
07:23Okay.
07:23And you're gonna take it?
07:26I don't know.
07:27I, I, I really want to but I said that I needed to talk to you.
07:31Oh that's why you're back.
07:32Yeah right.
07:32Okay.
07:32So I'm just playing catch up here.
07:35So, and then you're going when?
07:37Back in a week?
07:38Next week?
07:39Tomorrow.
07:44Okay.
07:45Well that's not a lot of time to talk about it I guess but I guess you knew that.
07:48Sorry, oil.
07:48So like petroleum company.
07:50Yeah.
07:51Working for the bad guys.
07:52Yeah, yeah, just to make them less bad.
07:53Mmm.
07:54Anyway, um, I really want to try and make this work so.
07:59Make what work?
08:00You and me?
08:01Or you and the job?
08:01Or you and Kyle?
08:02Oh fuck.
08:03Oh, come on I was, I haven't, I haven't been letting her on the couch actually.
08:10I think she likes the rules.
08:13So um, okay, what if I come with you?
08:19Like what if we all go, we all go together?
08:21Like a big, New Mexican adventure.
08:26Mm-hmm.
08:28Hmm.
08:29Yeah.
08:31Yeah, yeah, yeah.
08:33I, uh, I'm just trying to, I'm just.
08:38Just processing?
08:42Exactly.
08:43Yeah.
08:43Uh, what, what would you do over there?
08:48I don't know, swan around in your apartment, drinking overtaxed wine.
08:53Doesn't sound too bad actually.
08:55What, what about the house?
08:57I mean what, what about your job?
09:00Wouldn't it be easier if I just flew back every month?
09:02Or?
09:03Yeah.
09:04Yep, sure.
09:05Whatever.
09:05Maybe.
09:06Yeah.
09:07What about Beaty?
09:08I mean what, what would we do with Beaty?
09:10She's old enough to look after herself.
09:13I literally just did that.
09:14Did you?
09:14In the summer in America.
09:16Yeah.
09:16It's the northern hemisphere.
09:17I don't have anything to wear.
09:18I don't have a hat.
09:19I don't have sunnies.
09:19I don't have a bikini.
09:20I don't have anything.
09:21You've got a hat?
09:21Dad, stop being crazy.
09:23Okay.
09:23That's my cue.
09:24Wait, where are you going?
09:26I'm going to work.
09:27That's what I do.
09:29For a living.
09:29I might need an adapter for America.
09:33Hi.
09:33No thanks.
09:35What's your birthday cake?
09:37Sandra's 32.
09:38Well in that case.
09:42We should grab a drink later.
09:44I can't, unfortunately Emma's back.
09:46Mmm.
09:47I can't, comma, unfortunately Emma's back.
09:50Or, I can't, unfortunately, comma Emma's back.
09:54Can't you fascinate me?
09:56I didn't know she was coming back so soon.
09:58Oh really?
09:59I'm pretty sure she said she was going to message you personally.
10:01Are you going to go for dinner?
10:03Yeah, you want to come?
10:04No.
10:10Oh no, that's a great place to stop guys.
10:12If you're going to stop, you might want to move over to the side.
10:14Because you're right at her.
10:15Was he always like this?
10:19Not always.
10:22Just common sense, you know.
10:25Why does she need all these clothes?
10:27It's not like she doesn't have summer clothes.
10:28It's not like she throws them out after every season.
10:32Does she or does she?
10:35She's excited.
10:36Just, just let her enjoy it.
10:40You've never been excited.
10:41You wouldn't understand.
10:43Oh, I have, I have actually been excited.
10:46Oh really?
10:47Yeah.
10:47Really?
10:48Yes.
10:48I didn't, I didn't notice.
10:50Is it, what, what does that look like?
10:54I'm not doing it for you.
10:56When was the last time?
10:59The last time, well, I can't remember specifically when, but like many times.
11:05Mm-hmm.
11:06Mm-hmm.
11:07Name one.
11:12Are you being serious?
11:20What?
11:21Nothing.
11:22What is she doing in there?
11:25Oh, we're being summoned.
11:27Okay.
11:30Okay.
11:30Okay.
11:31Yeah.
11:31Yeah.
11:31Oh, Roland.
11:32Yes, yes, I know.
11:33She's got plenty of makeup.
11:34She doesn't need any makeup.
11:36She's pretty without makeup.
11:37This one I love.
11:40This one isn't great for me personally, but I think your daughter will love.
11:45This one I love.
11:48This one I love.
11:51This one I love.
11:52This one I haven't tried yet, but I know I'm gonna love it.
11:56This one I love.
11:57I don't, she just told me she doesn't actually want this one, this one, or this one, or that one,
12:03or that one.
12:05She doesn't want those.
12:07What?
12:07She just told me.
12:09She's literally way over there.
12:13Rice and little rolls, prawn dumplings, veggie dumplings.
12:16It doesn't need to be a whole thing.
12:18It doesn't need to be a whole thing.
12:18It doesn't need to be a whole thing.
12:19It doesn't need to be a whole thing.
12:19It doesn't need to be a whole thing.
12:21Chinese broccoli and sticky rice.
12:23I don't know why I did that.
12:24Should we get something different?
12:24Yes, barbecue pork buns.
12:25Pork shimai.
12:26Ah, perfect.
12:27Okay, pork shimai.
12:28Just let me know how that sounds.
12:29You literally said pork shimai to them.
12:31Oh, I know.
12:31Shiraz.
12:33What, we're celebrating.
12:34Well done.
12:36Ah, yes.
12:38I'm busy.
12:39You have no idea.
12:40We're only two staff.
12:42And it's Luke's first day and he doesn't even know how to carry a tray.
12:45Oh, not again.
12:59Well, this is nice.
13:01The three of us out together?
13:03Out to Yum Cha in a new place.
13:05Never been before.
13:06We've been here before.
13:08More than once.
13:09Oh.
13:10Well, still, it's nice.
13:16It's popular.
13:18It is popular.
13:19I actually wonder if it's always this popular or...
13:22Yeah, yeah.
13:22Maybe it's just, maybe it's more popular on some days.
13:24I'm gonna go.
13:25Please don't.
13:25You guys are being really weird.
13:27It's making me uncomfortable.
13:28Oh, come on.
13:33She's right.
13:36By being weird.
13:40Did you suspect from the beginning that you were gonna be offered this job?
13:43No.
13:44No.
13:45God, no.
13:45No.
13:46It was always just meant to be four weeks and out, I swear.
13:50And what happened?
13:51I was really fucking good.
13:54This last month has...
13:58You must be Luke.
14:00Yes.
14:04Thanks.
14:08This last month has been the best experience of my entire professional life.
14:19And I don't want to give that up.
14:22Well, yeah.
14:24So take the year.
14:25Take a year.
14:26Take the year and then when you come back, we'll be here waiting for you.
14:32This is more than just a passing stint, Roland.
14:36I've been feeling restless for a while and I really need to try this.
14:47I need you to understand that this is who I am now.
14:54So what does that make?
14:57What does that make us?
15:01I don't know.
15:03What is it?
15:10Great.
15:10Lovely.
15:16It's funny, isn't it?
15:19Because you're over there pretending that you're not the happiest you've ever been.
15:25And I'm back here pretending I'm not the most miserable I've ever been.
15:35Sorry, I think...
15:45Hey!
15:46Are you fucking kidding me?
15:47Roland!
15:48Stay there.
15:49Stay, stay, stay.
15:50Sit down, sit down.
15:51Roland!
15:51Don't do it.
15:52Hey!
15:53Hey!
15:54I knew it was you!
15:55Nothing escapes you, Steve.
15:57Sam said to leave you be, but I said mates don't let mates eat alone.
16:02That's nice.
16:02Thanks.
16:03Yeah, well come and join us.
16:04No, I'm good, thank you.
16:06I'm good.
16:06Come on!
16:07Thanks, no.
16:08Roland.
16:09Steve.
16:11Alright, so you really don't want to.
16:13I really don't want to.
16:15Okay.
16:15Yeah.
16:16Oh, that's nice to catch up.
16:18Yep.
16:18Do you need a hand with the...
16:19No, no, I'm good.
16:20Sure?
16:20Yeah, yeah.
16:20All good.
16:21See you.
16:21Enjoy your lunch.
16:22You've got a few bad.
16:24Seriously.
16:24Alright, no worries.
16:29Sorry.
16:31Oh no, I'm so sorry.
16:32Sorry.
16:34Sorry.
16:35Hey.
16:35I'm sorry.
16:38What the hell's...
16:41Don't drink out of that.
16:42Come on.
16:44Hey.
16:47Mia!
16:48What's happening?
16:49Yuki wanted to tell me a farewell.
16:51So it should be at Yuki's house.
16:52Where's mum?
16:53In the kitchen, talking to Jules.
16:56That's Pamela.
16:57Pamela!
16:57Hi!
17:00This house is amazing!
17:04Do you know Beanie?
17:05No, not inside.
17:06No.
17:06Speech!
17:07Speech everyone!
17:08Quiet please!
17:09Mia!
17:10Come to a speech!
17:11Quiet everyone!
17:16Thank you all so, so much for coming.
17:18And I know it was really, really late notice.
17:21But I seriously did not want to leave without saying goodbye to you all.
17:24Take us with you, please.
17:26I love you guys all so much.
17:29Truly amazing friends.
17:30So, special shout out to my parents, Emma and Rolly.
17:35Um, I know you guys think maybe sometimes you don't do too good, but um, you did.
17:42You really did.
17:42So, don't worry about me.
17:44I'll be okay.
17:52Yeah.
17:57Yeah.
17:57What?
17:58What?
17:59Hmm?
18:04Um, so basically, Connor heard about the party, so we've got to move to Evie's.
18:08Plus, baby throw up on the rock.
18:10I think.
18:11What?
18:11Yeah.
18:12Sorry.
18:13Okay, um, I'll see you tomorrow before we leave, right?
18:18I think the party's moved to Evie's everyone.
18:21Evie?
18:21Anyone know Evie?
18:22Thanks.
18:22Party's at Evie's house.
18:23Thanks.
18:23Thanks so much.
18:24Thanks for coming.
18:25Thanks, me and Dad.
18:27Thanks, Mr. Roland.
18:28Great, thanks.
18:29Cheers, buddy.
18:30Oh, lovely.
18:32Ah, good to see ya.
18:37You too, Phil.
18:39Just grab this.
18:39Catch you again.
18:45Emma!
18:45Jesus fucking crap!
18:47Sorry.
18:47Sorry.
18:50Yeah.
18:50Is that a...
18:51Mm-hmm.
18:58I used to look at new parents and think, it can't be that hard, can it?
19:03Home all day, the smoking jacket.
19:06Velvet, probably.
19:07Tom Ford.
19:09Sleep when she sleeps.
19:10Eat whatever I want.
19:12Pims with lunch.
19:14I can't even go to the toilet when I want.
19:17She literally screams if I leave the room.
19:21So you're out here pretending that you don't have a baby.
19:24Exactly.
19:26God, I used to love complaining to you.
19:28It's not complaining.
19:30Liar.
19:31And now you're gone, you awful, awful woman.
19:37How's Darren coping?
19:39He doesn't have anything to cope with.
19:42Well, that's not true.
19:43He has the business.
19:44And that was the deal.
19:47Can I ask you about Roland?
19:49No.
19:50We're talking about Darren.
19:51I imagine he was very relaxed before you had kids.
19:56And capable.
19:58And funny.
20:00Oh, there's Sam.
20:01And I get it.
20:02I used to be funny.
20:03I used to be so funny and fit and interesting.
20:08Evening.
20:09Why are you here?
20:12Uh...
20:12Oh!
20:13Am I crashing the gate party?
20:15No!
20:16Am I the gate crashing?
20:17Am I the unwanted surprise guest?
20:18No, no, no.
20:19You've always wanted guests.
20:19It's always like, Andrew's here, how great!
20:21I have to leave anyways.
20:22No, no, no!
20:23No, thank you for your passion.
20:24I really do.
20:25Are you sure?
20:26Yes.
20:27Sort your shit out and get back here ASAP.
20:30Thanks.
20:31I'll see you tomorrow morning.
20:33Yes.
20:34Don't judge me.
20:35I do judge you.
20:37And you're perfect.
20:38Ooh!
20:40Hey, Mr. Rowland.
20:41Whoa, Connor.
20:42The door was open, I just...
20:43Yeah, no, we leave it open to encourage late night visitors.
20:49You just missed her.
20:51Is she coming back?
20:52No, not tonight.
20:53Maybe not ever.
20:54Ha!
20:54Joking.
20:55Hopefully.
20:56Anyway, I'll let her know you came past her.
20:58It's just...
20:59She's mad at me, right?
21:01I honestly couldn't say.
21:03It's just...
21:04There's a lot going on.
21:05Nothing to do with me.
21:06It's just stuff that I need to attend to in my personal life.
21:10But I want you to know I only want what's best for her.
21:13And I respect your loyalty as a parent.
21:16I didn't know you were a parent.
21:18No, not me.
21:19You.
21:19You're the parent and you have my respect as the parent and...
21:24Okay.
21:25Well, thanks.
21:26I'll, um...
21:28Let her know you.
21:28And one more thing, actually.
21:31I don't suppose you have any advice for me about Mia and how to keep things cool between
21:36us with all the chaos and everything?
21:40Uh...
21:40Not really, no.
21:42Sorry.
21:45I still miss the stars in the country.
21:48City people have shit stars.
21:50We have heaps in New Mexico.
21:53I am.
21:54And come visit you.
21:55Just to see if you're lying.
21:57I really love that.
22:01You can't wait to get back, can you?
22:04The minute I got there, and I didn't mean for this to happen, but the minute I got there
22:09and the minute I got off the plane, it's like my life just expanded like this big bang.
22:20It's like this new...
22:21It's like this new chapter has opened up in my life and I don't want it to stop.
22:36And I think my marriage is over.
22:41But I don't know why.
22:46Isn't that...
22:49I mean, it's not like there's anything wrong, really, on paper.
22:55I still love Roland and he still loves me.
23:01We have a really good life together.
23:04And Mia.
23:05And Roland is such a great dad and...
23:10It might just be, you know, a temporary, you know...
23:20Yeah.
23:40It might just be, you know...
23:43I'm like, I can see him here.
23:44I'm like, I'm just like me.
23:49He's...
23:51I'm like...
23:58I'm like...
23:59I'm like, no one for me, guys.
23:59And now I may be...
23:59That's what you're doing.
23:59I'm like, oh, it's going...
23:59I'm like, oh, you're gonna take me, you.
23:59Every day I'm like, what you're doing.
24:00I'm like, I'm like.
24:00You're like, oh, I'm like, oh.
24:01I'm like, oh.
24:03I'm like, oh, man, and I'm like, oh,
25:20It'd be good to have some distance, you know, between you and Connor. The best way to break up with
25:25someone is to be apart.
25:32I'll miss you.
25:34No, you won't.
25:38Please don't kill yourself, Dad.
25:41Bye.
25:46Bye-bye, beauty. Bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye, bye-bye.
25:58Goodbye, Roland.
25:59Yeah.
26:05Could be brilliant.
26:07Bye-bye.
26:20Bye-bye.
26:29Bye-bye.
26:32Bye-bye.
26:53Ha!
27:00Bye-bye.
27:01Bye-bye.
27:10Oh, my God.
27:42Hey, Brolin.
27:43Fuck.
28:28Oh, my God.
28:33Oh, it's for you.
28:37Oh, my God.
29:01This is what happens next on Dog Park if you're interested, but totally fine if you're not.
29:05It's fine.
29:06Everything's fine.
29:07Haven't I heard?
29:08None of this is your fault.
29:09Some would say all of it is.
29:10Dogs are like parasites.
29:12Cute, manipulative.
29:13Parasites.
29:14You're not going to believe this.
29:15What have you done?
29:16I haven't done anything.
29:17We've all got one thing in common.
29:18Dogs.
29:19We are not giving up.
29:21What is it?
29:24Oh, die for it.
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