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Neighborhood Watch - Season 1 - Episode 05: Couples, Caught On Camera Engsub
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00:01Camera now recording.
00:07Mommy! They're following me!
00:19Hello. You are currently being recorded.
00:23Your house is a camera.
00:26At any given time, tens of millions of homes are recording your every move.
00:43And if you're watching at just the right moment...
00:52You'll catch your neighbors when they thought no one was looking.
00:59It was definitely a smooth moment.
01:05Until it wasn't.
01:07Come join.
01:16The Neighborhood Watch.
01:18You are currently being recorded.
01:27You okay down there?
01:29Yeah.
01:34Still gonna tell me how you didn't drink anything at the restaurant?
01:37A margarita, that's it.
01:38Yeah.
01:39A margarita.
01:41Nice try.
01:47Here are two keys for them.
01:49I can get them.
01:50I'm just asking.
01:51You don't have to go get it.
01:53I can do it.
01:54What a big girl mean.
01:57Or not.
02:00This couple is relaxing by their pool.
02:22A couple sees their relative arrive at the door.
02:26What are you doing?
02:30Kurt.
02:32He's looking around.
02:36Kurt!
02:41Kurt!
02:48Hey!
02:49We can see you!
02:50What?
02:51We can see you!
02:55What?
02:56Where?
02:58Wait...
02:59Do you see that camera on the door?
03:01Oh!
03:02What?!
03:34A husband attempts a romantic gesture for Mother's Day.
03:41Managing six kids is definitely busy.
03:45You're pretty tired by the end of the day.
03:48I cannot watch movies anymore without falling asleep if I'm on the couch after a long day.
03:55I'm not a happy person if you wake me up.
03:58Yeah, I was wanting to avoid a cranky situation of waking her up.
04:02And plus, I've just been to the gym, so I felt like, oh, I feel pretty strong right now.
04:06So maybe I can just lift her up.
04:07You know, it could have been that it was Mother's Day.
04:09I was trying to be romantic the next day.
04:11I was trying to be sweet.
04:12She's the queen of the house, so I'm going to carry my queen to bed.
04:18Wow.
04:20What do you mean that?
04:22I'm kidding, you mean that?
04:23It was definitely a smooth moment until it wasn't.
04:33I felt pretty good about myself walking with her until I got around the corner of the couch
04:39and it caught my shin.
04:42Was I light?
04:43I didn't...
04:43No, you weren't light.
04:45What?
04:45Was I?
04:46I mean, I was pretty light, right?
04:49I mean, come on.
04:50It's very light.
04:53It looks terrible on the video, right?
04:56I mean, I'm shocked that I'm not more hurt.
04:58I was okay.
04:59I mean, I was sleeping.
05:00Maybe that helped.
05:01I just was more relaxed in my body.
05:04I don't know.
05:09This never happens.
05:10He never carries me.
05:11So that was sweet.
05:14So I couldn't be too mad.
05:16I was pretty like, what are you doing?
05:18But I didn't yell at you.
05:19So that is actually how sweet I am.
05:25I got something good out of it.
05:27I got to stay in bed the next day and just relax because he felt so bad about it.
05:32I probably won't attempt it again.
05:34And I don't fall asleep on the couch as much anymore.
05:36So, I mean, I'm not taking that risk either.
05:44These two are coming home drunk.
06:13This couple in Texas are rehearsing their wedding.
06:30This guy is here to celebrate his girlfriend's 23rd birthday.
06:38No!
06:39No!
07:03A routine afternoon turns into a harrowing event
07:07for this couple.
07:08Oh, f***!
07:09He's back!
07:10Oh, f***!
07:20Come on, this looks very nice.
07:24Honey, that is so dangerous.
07:26Oh!
07:27Oh!
07:30Oh, my gosh!
07:32Am I out?
07:34Happy wife.
07:36Happy wife.
07:39Oh, sorry!
07:40I'm sorry!
07:41Oh, f***!
07:43I'm there!
07:44I can't go.
07:45I can't go.
07:47Oh, God!
07:49Oh, you okay?
07:54Snow has just fallen in Washington State.
07:59I'm Donna Durham.
08:01And I'm Robert Durham.
08:02And these are our three dogs,
08:04Macy May, Hosmer, and Piper.
08:08Good luck.
08:09Come on.
08:09Good luck.
08:10It was a few days before Christmas,
08:12and we were both off work.
08:14I was making my Irish cream,
08:15and Bob was taking the dogs out.
08:19There was a light, misty rain,
08:22and everything had turned to ice.
08:25And that's when the chaos started.
08:28F***!
08:29No, no, no.
08:30Let me get you here.
08:31Oh, smart, Macy.
08:33Oh!
08:35Dude!
08:36Oh, f***!
08:38Oh, f***!
08:41It's a very, very steep incline.
08:44Oh, no, this is bad.
08:45And I immediately went into panic mode
08:48trying to figure out
08:49how I was going to rescue them.
08:51Hang on, buddy.
08:52Oh, my God.
08:53Hang on, Piper.
08:54Wait.
08:54Wait.
08:56I've actually done some repelling
08:57in my younger days,
08:58so I knew how to tie a bowline,
09:00and I found a piece of twine.
09:02I'm a night rider.
09:03What the f*** is this?
09:05And I just MacGyvered down there.
09:07She's f***ing.
09:09Oh, my f***.
09:10Woo-hoo!
09:13Yeah, he's coming, Piper.
09:14As soon as he got Piper
09:16in between his legs
09:17and started pulling himself back up,
09:20I could see that she was starting
09:22to wander.
09:24Hang on, Piper.
09:25I just needed to get to her,
09:26and I took a couple steps.
09:30Oh, my gosh!
09:31Oh, f***!
09:34Come on, are you okay?
09:35Yeah, Piper.
09:36Piper, no, wait!
09:37Piper!
09:38Get over here!
09:39Piper's stay!
09:41I was laying on my back
09:42thinking,
09:43I am in my bathrobe,
09:45and I need to get back
09:47in the house.
09:49I call it my crawl of shame.
09:52Oh, my God.
09:53Millions of people
09:54have seen me
09:54in my bathrobe.
09:57Hey, Bob!
09:59I did hear my neighbor
10:00start to yell,
10:01hey, Bob,
10:02are you okay over there?
10:03Do you need help?
10:04At that point,
10:04I was more embarrassed,
10:05and I'm like,
10:06oh, no, I got it.
10:07I'm good over here.
10:09Good girl.
10:11I'm going in for dog,
10:12for us to be.
10:13F*** it.
10:14Hosmer is our
10:15scared little boy.
10:16Oh, this is f***ing cold.
10:18Wait, buddy,
10:18wait right there.
10:19It took him a long time
10:20to go outside after that.
10:22Good boy.
10:24And Macy,
10:26somehow she stopped herself
10:27in the slide
10:29and made it right back up.
10:31F***.
10:32Okay.
10:33Okay.
10:35Oh, my God,
10:35my ass is frozen.
10:38It was two days
10:39before Christmas,
10:40and we survived
10:41a near disaster.
10:44The dogs got
10:45lots of love and treats,
10:47and I think they would
10:48do it all over again
10:50just for that.
10:56A family returns
10:57from a visit
10:58with Grandma
10:58and Grandpa.
11:00Okay.
11:00Come on.
11:01Let's go.
11:02Is there an apple?
11:03I got you.
11:03If you want your apple,
11:04you got to come inside.
11:06Oh, did you?
11:06What is that?
11:07When are you farting?
11:09Yep.
11:09Did you fart?
11:10Yep.
11:11And then let me walk
11:12right into it?
11:12I didn't know
11:13that it was going to be bad.
11:17Bye!
11:17No, it's bad.
11:18Sorry.
11:19Bye!
11:21Bye!
11:22Come on.
11:22I need a girl in this house.
11:24Sorry.
11:25I need another girl
11:25in this house.
11:27There's a girl.
11:28I need another girl.
11:28I need another girl.
11:30I need another girl.
11:32I need another girl.
11:33I need another girl.
11:34All right.
11:34Don't fall.
11:35No, I'm not trying to fall.
11:36You can tell what you're doing?
11:38I think so.
11:39I need another girl.
11:44Ah!
11:45He's lying.
11:46Ah!
11:46Ah!
11:47Ah!
11:51There's no way
11:52that just happened.
11:53Oh, Lord.
11:55Please get that on ring.
11:58Please tell me
11:58that's on ring.
12:01Camera now recording.
12:04A man is playing
12:06with his VR headset.
12:20A husband and wife
12:22are planning a peaceful drive.
12:26Help me out.
12:30Are you OK?
12:32Oh, mother
12:32Are you OK?
12:36Help me out.
12:38This husband and wife
12:40have an unexpected visitor.
12:42Careful, Lindsay.
12:43Help me get this.
12:45Help me get this.
12:46No!
12:48No!
13:09You've been very drunk
13:11the last hour.
13:13Me?
13:13Or you?
13:15You.
13:22This couple has discovered
13:24an unwelcome visitor
13:25in their backyard.
13:27Be careful, Anthony.
13:29Help me get this.
13:30We had a 4th of July
13:32celebration at the house.
13:34And I had asked Anthony
13:35to pick up the water slide
13:36a couple times.
13:37I flipped it over
13:39and I see the snake come out.
13:41I was like,
13:42I need a shovel
13:43so I can hold this snake down
13:45because I'm not Steve Irwin.
13:46I'm not going to just grab a stick
13:47and hope that it holds it there.
13:51I'm just terrified
13:52of any kind of reptile
13:53so I don't want
13:54to get close to it.
14:00Well, I think at the beginning
14:01I was scared for myself
14:03because I just saw it
14:04come in my way.
14:05I'm like,
14:06oh my God,
14:06it's coming.
14:07It's coming towards me.
14:15But then when I saw
14:17that Mocha was getting
14:18close to it,
14:19that was terrifying.
14:20My dog starts
14:22trying to lick it.
14:26Mocha will chase
14:27anything.
14:28Cars.
14:29She's not scared.
14:30People.
14:31Children on bikes.
14:35I'm trying to get Mocha
14:36but I'm so terrified
14:37of the snake
14:38that I physically
14:39can't get myself
14:40to catch the dog.
14:42Her reaction
14:42definitely went beyond
14:44of what I was expecting.
14:46Freaking out
14:47and hiking her shorts
14:48up like it's
14:49an old cartoon movie
14:50and a mouse had
14:51just ran in.
14:52Like, what are you doing?
14:54I didn't realize
14:54I was jumping
14:55and I definitely
14:56didn't realize
14:57I was pulling out
14:57of my pants.
14:59In my mind,
15:00I was getting closer
15:01than what I was
15:02to the dog
15:03when I was trying
15:04to catch it
15:04but my fear
15:05got the best of me.
15:14After everything
15:15was resolved
15:16and Mocha
15:16was out of the way
15:17the snake
15:17just got moved
15:18as a garden snake
15:19so...
15:20He was the hero.
15:21The hero.
15:23Yeah.
15:24All a day's work.
15:30A woman plays ball
15:32with her dog.
15:44A woman plays ball
15:47And I've been
16:09In Florida, a woman is unaware her husband has added an inflatable alligator to their pool.
16:34A woman's stocking cabinets accidentally bumps a toaster oven.
16:46Like, wow!
16:52Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Reager!
17:03Reager! Reager!
17:04Reager! Reager!
17:10Are you okay?
17:12This woman has a surprise Valentine's gift for her husband.
17:16Hi, Lou!
17:33This husband's prank won't go as planned.
17:48A freezing rain has fallen in Indiana.
18:07I can't believe you took me out!
18:14Oh, s***!
18:15Karen!
18:17Karen!
18:18Come here!
18:20Oh, my lanta!
18:23I can't get it up.
18:25It fell on me.
18:28A man decides it will be fun to scare his wife.
18:37This husband is also planning a practical joke.
18:42Go walk.
18:45Go walk.
18:46Walk in the yard.
18:52Thank you!
18:53Aw!
18:55That didn't work, did it?
18:57No!
18:58No, it didn't!
19:00This man's wife told him there are hot dogs in the freezer.
19:06It's like a 13-year-old.
19:07I don't think I can see it!
19:09You're right.
19:11Can I?
19:11Why?
19:12For today...
19:25Hello?
19:26What the hell?
19:29You're right?
19:30No!
19:36a woman terrified of frogs has just seen one on her porch
19:48what's wrong what's wrong
19:51a woman needs her husband's help to pull out a weed
20:18a man spots an opportunity to scare his girlfriend
20:44this man doesn't realize he's left his car
20:48in gear
21:36a woman's help
21:36a woman's help
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