00:00Well, right now we're at Burger King, because they have the special Halloween Whopper, which has a black bun.
00:07So, I'm going to get Grandpa Halloween Whopper, and I'm not going to tell him anything different about it.
00:12Grandpa tries the Halloween Whopper.
00:23Alright, Pop, they got a new Whopper at Burger King.
00:26You got me a Whopper?
00:27Yes.
00:27Alright!
00:28And it's made with A1 sauce.
00:32This is the A1 Whopper.
00:34This better be a 1A Whopper, I'll tell you that.
00:36What does that mean?
00:37It's burnt, man.
00:38It's got to be good.
00:39Alright.
00:41Oh, hell no!
00:43Why is it?
00:44Is it burnt?
00:45It's burnt!
00:46No, it ain't burnt.
00:46It can't be burnt, man.
00:47There's nothing wrong with that.
00:50Ew.
00:51It's coated!
00:52Look!
00:53They coated it!
00:55It's black.
00:56Well, that's me.
00:59There's something wrong with that.
01:00I ain't eating it.
01:00Oh.
01:02No, I'm not touching it.
01:03I'm sure it's fine.
01:04I'm sure it's goddamn...
01:05Look, it's black!
01:08Ain't nobody's no black, brother, goddamn!
01:11What do you think, Bridget?
01:14I mean, does it smell weird?
01:17Smell it, Michael.
01:18I'll eat it.
01:20No, no, no, no, hell no, you ain't eat it.
01:22Dad!
01:22There's nothing wrong with it!
01:26It's good.
01:28You sure?
01:30Smells funny.
01:32I'm just hissing a whopper.
01:35Jesus Christ, I'm like, I swear to God.
01:38They're all black.
01:38Are these serving old food?
01:41It's gotta be normal.
01:42That's gotta be how it is.
01:43Just eat it.
01:43Here.
01:44This one's got mayonnaise on it.
01:45Eat it.
01:46Just try it, at least.
01:47I'll keep eating it shut.
01:49But it's black!
01:57There's nothing in the bun!
01:58There's nothing in the bun, just eat it!
02:00Is it mold?
02:01Mold!
02:03It's probably not mold.
02:06Oh, my God!
02:07Oh, my God!
02:08I can't, I can't.
02:09I'll have to bet it enough.
02:10Michael, take it.
02:11Oh, my God!
02:12I can't.
02:13Why are you doing this?
02:15That's good.
02:18So, you're eating straight bun now, dude.
02:19What if something is wrong with it?
02:23There's nothing wrong with it.
02:25I can't, bun.
02:26What's wrong with that bun?
02:28Dude, okay!
02:29All right!
02:30No!
02:32That one was mine!
02:33Well, you ain't got one now!
02:36I think it was sick, man.
02:37It was, something's wrong with it.
02:38Something wrong with that wabba!
02:40Tell you something wrong with that wabba!
02:41Are you okay, Michael?
02:42I really don't know, Bridget.
02:43You all right?
02:44Michael, should I go to the hospital?
02:46I didn't.
02:46If you're that sick, you're taking it off right now.
02:48Mike, you all right?
02:50Yeah, I'm good.
02:51That damn bun!
02:52Can you move my glasses from the...
02:55Yeah, I'm going to do that.
02:57You'll be all right, Michael.
02:59That damn bun, man!
03:01Oh, my God.
03:03Michael!
03:04Oh, my God.
03:05Turn that damn thing off.
03:06Michael!
03:06Michael, you all right?
03:07Mike!
03:08Turn it off!
03:09Michael, are you okay?
03:11Go, get off that damn thing!
03:13Go, 911, now!
03:15Michael, come on.
03:16Go!
03:16You do it, I'll take you there.
03:17I'm going to...
03:18Do it now!
03:19I don't want to, Bridget!
03:20Michael, you all right?
03:21Come on, son.
03:22You're right.
03:22Staying with me.
03:23They'll be here in 20 minutes.
03:25Hang in there, son.
03:26What's wrong?
03:27Please turn that damn thing off, now this...
03:30Come on, Michael!
03:32Are you okay, Michael?
03:34My stomach!
03:35What the hell have you done?
03:36The bun!
03:37It was the bun!
03:38What did you do to the bun, Michael?
03:40What did you do to the bun, Bridget?
03:41Now, tell me!
03:41I don't know!
03:42It's just black!
03:44Michael, I can get him.
03:44I'm going to put it...
03:45Now, stay there.
03:46Stay there until I get here.
03:47What did you put it in?
03:48I put anything in it!
03:49It came like that!
03:51Take the others!
03:55There's nothing wrong with that, Michael.
03:57Oh, my God.
03:57Oh, no!
03:58What did you do?
04:00If I take it one more time, I'm going to break it.
04:01Do you understand?
04:03Michael.
04:03I put ricin in it.
04:06Right!
04:06Ricin, it's a poison from Breaking Bad.
04:10Oh, God.
04:10It was Michael.
04:11Michael!
04:12It's supposed to be a prank!
04:13Well, we want you to fart this time, man!
04:19Michael!
04:20Come on!
04:21You ate it, too!
04:23You ate it, too!
04:29Oh, my God.
04:31It's a joke!
04:34Oh, my God!
04:36You son of a bitch!
04:38Oh, my God!
04:41There's nothing wrong with it!
04:44Oh, I'm out of here!
04:48Michael!
04:50You're going to call me a damn heart attack!
04:53This is the new Halloween Whopper from Burger King!
04:55What are you doing?
04:56Get the hell out of my house!
04:58Oh, damn!
04:58Get out!
04:59Okay!
05:00Get out!
05:01I slipped over!
05:02Get out!
05:04Get out!
05:05Get out!
05:06Get the blood out of me!
05:07Where'd you go?
05:07I don't know what to do!
05:09Stop that!
05:10There's blood on your face!
05:14Come on!
05:16Stop!
05:17Get out!
05:17Bye-bye.
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