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00:00Today, I'm gonna teach you how to make a zombie apocalypse in just a couple of easy steps.
00:05Step one, you gotta have somebody stupid enough to fall for it.
00:08What if the fucking zombies came true and they were running up and down my motherfucking
00:14street and they're biting and killing people and eating their brains and shit?
00:18I got no way to get out of here and your fat ass ain't coming to get me!
00:21You haven't put it together that these could be zombies?
00:24No.
00:25Yes, people are rising from the dead.
00:27Step two, you gotta lay the trap down and make them think that the Ebola virus is spreading
00:32everywhere.
00:32You hear?
00:33I saw something on Facebook that said the Ebola virus is raising the dead over an hour.
00:36No!
00:36Yeah.
00:37The dead man wakes up to be wrapped up by Ebola burial team.
00:41I hope the hell that states that.
00:42Ebola zombie strikes.
00:44It's here!
00:45Step three, you gotta have a newscast so believable that angry grandpa dare not question it.
00:51I know it's hard to believe, but everyone must exercise extreme caution.
00:56And step four, you need some zombies!
00:59AHHHHHHH!
01:00AHH!
01:01AHH!
01:01AHH!
01:01AHH!
01:02AHH!
01:02AHH!
01:11AHH!
01:21AHH!
01:23AHH!
01:24AHH!
01:25AHH!
01:25AHH!
01:26AHH!
01:37AHH!
01:37I don't know what it is.
01:39Go!
01:40Go where?
01:41There's like zombies or something.
01:43Where, Mike?
01:44Where?
01:44Oh god!
01:45Goddamn, Mike!
01:46What's going on?
01:48Yeah.
01:49Why?
01:50Mike!
01:50Shut the door!
01:51Goddamn!
01:52Oh my god, Mike!
01:54Lock it!
01:57Here.
01:58Where's your uh...
01:59Where's your remote?
02:00I don't know, Mike.
02:01I don't know where the uh...
02:02Let's show them the news.
02:05Dad!
02:05You're terrified.
02:06See?
02:06We're just starting to make sense of just what exactly is going on.
02:10Oh my god, Michael!
02:11It's happening!
02:12It's happening!
02:13Roaming the streets, terrorizing people, and literally eating people alive.
02:19What?
02:20There are reports that these cannibals are the dead right...
02:23Oh my god!
02:24I told you it was gonna happen!
02:26...scarred, covered in blood, yet they continue to reach forward and attack.
02:30Oh god.
02:31I told you it was gonna happen!
02:33I told you!
02:34Get out!
02:35Victims soon turn hostile and begin attacking others.
02:37He must only be described as some kind of a mad plague.
02:41We're just learning that some of the most effective areas are the cities of Charleston, Mount Pleasant...
02:46Why?!
02:47...Somerville...
02:48Oh my god!
02:49I don't know what to do!
02:51I don't either, Michael!
02:51...by the attackers.
02:54...okay...
02:54Oh shit!
02:55Oh my god!
02:56Get out!
02:56Oh my god!
02:59I'm gonna be saved!
03:00Oh my god!
03:02Ah!
03:02Get in my...
03:04Ah!
03:05Ah!
03:06Ah! Ah!
03:07Dad! Dad!
03:10I'm trying to help Dad!
03:11Oh my God!
03:13Oh my God!
03:15Oh God!
03:17Ah!
03:20I got it back!
03:21Get out!
03:24Get outside!
03:26Go Dad go!
03:27Stay with us as we continue to follow this
03:29developing story.
03:32See what?
03:35Michael, what the fuck?
03:37Did she bite me? No!
03:38You knocked your arm.
03:41What do we do? We gotta get out of here.
03:43I don't know Michael, we gotta get in the van.
03:49See?
03:50I gotta pull out.
03:52An attack on the United States
03:54is underway from...
03:56I told you! You didn't believe me!
03:58You laughed at me!
03:59We encouraged to stay indoors and turn off...
04:01It's a damn Ebola!
04:03All government agencies and the military
04:05are on highest alert.
04:07It is recommended...
04:08We don't need to watch that.
04:11I heard it shut too.
04:12We gotta get out of here.
04:14What do we do?
04:15I don't know.
04:16We're trapped.
04:19What do we do?
04:20We gotta get to my van.
04:22We gotta get to the van and get out of here.
04:25Look at them, man!
04:26They're all over!
04:34The door's stuck, Michael!
04:38The door's stuck!
04:41They're still there!
04:43We can't get out of the back door with my van.
04:45What do we do?
04:48We're gonna try to run through them.
04:50No, we can't do that!
04:52But we can't go out the back door!
04:57Oh, fuck!
04:59There's no way out.
05:02Reach out of the door, we'll reach out of my van.
05:03Oh my god, they gotta fight!
05:08How do I get this down?
05:10I can't do it!
05:14Can't get out of that door, Michael.
05:18What are we goddamn goddamn, Michael?
05:20Goddamn you!
05:21I'll teach you to the left hand when we're talking to you!
05:23Where's your weapons?
05:29What do we do?
05:31Bust someone in the goddamn head!
05:36Let me take the bat.
05:38Yeah, I need you.
05:38Look, I got the bats.
05:40Because you need me-
05:42I need a bat!
05:42I need goddamn protection, Michael!
05:44I need goddamn protection!
05:49I'll hit that big motherfucker in the head!
05:55See? I don't know what to do.
05:56We can't get out the door!
05:58Oh god, there's somebody out there.
05:59Is there?
06:00Oh my god, no!
06:02Come on, who cares?
06:03It's hot!
06:11Get in here, Dad!
06:15Oh my god!
06:16She's ruined!
06:17She's ruined!
06:18Michael, where are my keys?
06:22You didn't get them!
06:23Where are my keys?
06:24I can't find them!
06:25Oh no!
06:27They're not on me!
06:28I must be in the house!
06:30Oh my god, Michael!
06:32What do we got-
06:32I got it!
06:34I ain't got no keys, Michael!
06:35I'm gonna get out of here!
06:38Go away!
06:39Go away!
06:41Oh god!
06:42Oh my god!
06:42I gotta get out of there, Michael!
06:44I'm gonna get out of there!
06:45Oh my god!
06:46Oh my god!
06:47Oh my god!
06:49Oh my god!
06:51Oh my god!
06:53Oh my god!
07:07Oh my god!
07:09Dad! I don't wanna die!
07:11Dad! I don't wanna die!
07:14Dad, it's a prank!
07:23Oh, man!
07:31Gotcha! Gotcha!
07:33Oh, God! Yeah, Dad, who do you think was opening the doors?
07:38Michael!
07:39Thank you, Keith. You still wanna get out of here?
07:41I fucking ate all of y'all!
07:42Hey, chill!
07:43I ate all of y'all!
07:45It's a joke! It's a joke! It's a joke!
07:48It's a joke! It's a joke!
07:49It's a joke! It's a joke!
07:50It's a joke! It's a joke!
07:52It's a joke! It's a joke!
07:54Chill!
07:57I'll get my goddamn baseball!
07:58He really wants to be eaten.
08:01I'm gonna kill your fat motherfucking ass
08:05It's a joke! It's a joke!
08:07It's a joke! It's a joke!
08:09It's a joke! It's a joke!
08:13It was a riot!
08:15Oh, God! You scared me!
08:17It was a really good joke!
08:21Happy October!
08:24Hey, fuck what y'all are talking about!
08:27This is the only bra I own!
08:28So somebody's gonna have to buy me a new one!
08:30What?
08:31We don't want me!
08:32What'd you say?
08:33I need a new bra!
08:34She said that's the only one she owns!
08:38Did I fucking stutter when I spoke?
08:43You're gonna kill me!
08:43How do you feel, dad?
08:46I'm a bitchy-
08:47Hey! What the-
08:48Hey, hey! Get the joke! Get the joke! Get the joke!
08:49Get the joke! Get the joke!
08:49Get the joke! Get the joke!
08:51Oh yeah!
08:52I'll kill him!
08:53I'll kill him!
08:54I'll kill him!
08:55I'll kill him!
08:56You better fall out of me, bitch!
09:05I got no bad ass you understand me you are mine you are mine
09:14That's all I got planned
09:16I'm going to get you put I'm going to put my fist right side you fat ass here
09:24They got Ebola
09:30You good now yeah I'm good
09:33Help me help me
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