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00:00Hello?
00:01Bridget!
00:03Hey!
00:04Do you remember last night, you and Michael, y'all had y'all talk with me about the zombie
00:10catching that Ebola coming around my house?
00:15Yeah?
00:15Do you remember?
00:16I think it's time that Michael got a taste of Ebola.
00:25I got Ebola!
00:27I'm gonna give it to Michael.
00:30That's so good because you're so scared of getting it.
00:34How are you gonna catch it?
00:36Well, I'm gonna go meet with a fan from Africa!
00:39Tomorrow I'm gonna go meet a fan.
00:41You wanna go with me?
00:42A fan?
00:43Yeah.
00:44The fan wants to meet me because he's only in town for a day.
00:47The substation?
00:48Yeah.
00:49He's from Africa.
00:50Africa?
00:51Yeah.
00:52What part?
00:54I don't know.
00:55Africa.
00:55I don't know.
00:56Michael!
00:57I got Ebola!
00:59I got Ebola!
01:05And it's coming to you, Michael.
01:30I'm sick of the goddamn dog, man.
01:31My damn stomach's all fucked up.
01:34My head, I feel like I'm going different directions.
01:38What?
01:39Please just stop.
01:40Okay.
01:40What do you mean different directions?
01:42My mind's just not right.
01:46Everything's blurry.
01:47I'm seeing double.
01:49I just don't feel good, Mike.
01:50No, no, don't.
01:51Okay, I'll turn it off.
01:52Yeah, turn it off for today.
01:53I don't want this today.
02:00Come on, dude.
02:02Michael, you bring me a damn onion, caramel, corn, a caramel apple.
02:07I told you I was sick!
02:09Don't you understand, man?
02:10I can't hardly walk!
02:12Well, then maybe you should go to the doctor.
02:13Michael, help me to the chair, please.
02:15What?
02:16Help me to the chair, man.
02:17I swear I can't make it.
02:22Dude!
02:22I don't have any strings anymore, Mike.
02:24I don't know what's happened to me.
02:26Did you call 911?
02:28Here.
02:33I'm sick, Michael.
02:34Here, put this damn cigarette up.
02:35I'm sick, Michael.
02:37Put that up.
02:38What has happened to me, Michael?
02:40You're just sick or something.
02:41What has happened to me?
02:43I just got this way, man.
02:45I'm dizzy.
02:46I got no strings.
02:47Here, let's put your legs on the bed.
02:49I feel it.
02:49No, no, no!
02:50I hurt everywhere.
02:51I hurt everywhere.
02:52Everybody, you touch me, I hurt.
02:54Just don't touch me.
02:54Just, Michael, go home.
02:55Please, just go.
02:56I'm not going to leave you like this.
02:57No, go!
02:58I'm alright.
02:59I'll be alright.
02:59Just go.
03:00Please.
03:02Michael.
03:02Yes?
03:03I left my ginger ale in your car.
03:05Please go get it.
03:06Ginger ale?
03:06I need something.
03:07I need something.
03:08Please, go get a ginger ale, Mike.
03:09There is no ginger ale in the car.
03:10No, go get my ginger ale.
03:11I left it in your car.
03:12What?
03:13You did not have no ginger ale.
03:14Mike, I'm not going to ask you again.
03:15Please do it for me.
03:16Damn, you bitch.
03:17I'm doing that.
03:17I'm just going to prank Michael.
03:18And you're going to let me do a goddamn caramel apple on me?
03:21Goddamn bridge.
03:22You working with me or not?
03:23That's what I want to know.
03:23Are you working with me or not?
03:24Yes, yes I am.
03:26You better go.
03:26Not you're next.
03:27I promise you.
03:28Come on.
03:29You're next.
03:31Oh.
03:34There was no ginger ale.
03:36Mike, I have no idea.
03:37I left you in the seat.
03:38It wasn't there.
03:39Mike, I need something to make.
03:40I'll go get you some ginger ale.
03:41I tell you what, Mike.
03:42Just go home.
03:42I'll be alright.
03:49Okay.
03:51Okay, this is too much.
03:53Oh my god.
03:54Oh dude.
03:56Oh my god.
03:58I don't feel good, Michael.
04:00Oh my god.
04:02This is too much.
04:11Oh my god.
04:12Oh my god.
04:13I'm kinda...
04:17Okay, dad.
04:21You okay?
04:23You're coughing up blood, dude.
04:25You need to get a chest x-ray.
04:28Oh god, Michael.
04:30I'm not going home when you're coughing up blood like this.
04:33Turn it off, go home.
04:35There.
04:35No, turn that off.
04:37Turn that shit off.
04:38Turn that shit off.
04:38Turn it off.
04:39Oh god, Michael.
04:41Turn it off.
04:42Turn it off.
04:42I'm not filming dad coughing up fucking blood and shit.
04:51That's it, I'm calling the ambulance.
04:53I called the doctor already.
04:55About?
04:55About all this.
04:57What did he say?
04:58He said if I know better tomorrow, come in.
05:01Okay, first of all, you're coughing so much.
05:02I'm gonna do what my doctor says, alright?
05:07Just go home.
05:08And let me rest.
05:09You're coughing up blood, dude.
05:10I'm not leaving.
05:11You're leaving, Mike.
05:12I'm not leaving.
05:14Bridget, get him out of here, please.
05:16I just need rest.
05:19We're staying here.
05:22I NEED REST!
05:23GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
05:27Oh god.
05:29Oh god.
05:31Okay.
05:32Oh my god.
05:33No.
05:35What the fuck?
05:35I'm calling.
05:36Fuck shit.
05:36No!
05:37The doctor's dead tomorrow.
05:38I'm waiting.
05:40You're like shitting blood too, apparently?
05:45I'm calling, I don't-
05:46I'm doing what the doctor's is!
05:55What are you doing?
06:00Oh my god.
06:03What the fuck?
06:04What's that all over your back here?
06:07Oh my god.
06:09Oh my god.
06:10Oh my god.
06:12Oh my god.
06:12Oh my god.
06:14Oh my god.
06:15Oh my god.
06:17Oh god.
06:18Oh my god.
06:20Oh god.
06:20Oh god.
06:21Oh god.
06:22Oh god.
06:23Oh god.
06:23I'm calling, that's it.
06:24Oh my god.
06:25I'll call.
06:25They're calling away.
06:26What?
06:27They're all their way.
06:29Who'd you call?
06:35We should have called yesterday when I- Don't film this shit!
06:37We should have called yesterday!
06:42Oh my god.
06:44Goddammit, no!
06:46Come on, fuck!
06:49What the hell?
06:51I'm scared.
06:53Don't do-
06:54I think you're gonna say no more!
06:56Stop, stop!
06:58Goddamn this!
07:00Did you call or not? Did you call the ambulance?
07:03I'm calling.
07:05Come on, let's get you up.
07:08Come on.
07:10Oh, Jesus Christ!
07:13Oh my god.
07:21I got my fault.
07:23Come on.
07:25Okay, dude, what the hell is wrong?
07:27Oh my god!
07:29Oh my god!
07:30Ah!
07:31Did you crack your toilet?
07:32Look at this!
07:33Ah!
07:34Oh my god!
07:36I gotta touch it?
07:37Oh god, I'm sick.
07:38I don't care if I touch blood or not!
07:40It's my father!
07:42Okay, let's chill out here.
07:47We just gotta figure out why the hell you're so damn sick!
07:52Go to a hospital!
07:53Go to a hospital!
07:54You need to go get a lung x-ray or something.
07:56Oh god.
07:57I'm bleeding everywhere.
07:59Did you call?
08:00Yes or no?
08:02If you don't answer, I'm calling.
08:04Uh-huh.
08:05Who'd you call?
08:06I don't know.
08:07What the fuck could this be?
08:09You got lung cancer or something!
08:11Oh my god!
08:12Okay!
08:13Michael!
08:14Michael!
08:15Jesus Christ!
08:16He met that fan!
08:17Which I don't know?
08:18From Africa!
08:20Oh my god!
08:22Oh my god!
08:27You bollies got fucking ebola!
08:29Oh my god!
08:31Dad, do you think you have ebola?
08:34Oh god ebola!
08:36Oh my god!
08:37It's ebola Michael!
08:39Oh my god!
08:39I've got ebola!
08:41Help me son!
08:42Oh my god!
08:45Oh my god!
08:46Help me son!
08:47Help me son!
08:47Oh my god!
08:49Help me!
08:49Help me!
08:52Help me, Michael! Help me, I've got Ebola!
08:57Oh my god!
09:08You've got Ebola!
09:13We have Ebola now, Michael!
09:21Why, help me?
09:24So you weren't sick at all?
09:27No.
09:29Hey, you told me you were going to meet the fan like two weeks ago!
09:33Me and my buddy.
09:36We got you, Michael.
09:38You told me like two weeks ago, you planned this for two weeks!
09:41Happy Halloween!
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