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08:19I will stay there
08:49You're not writing
09:00and transforming
09:02You're not writing
09:17direct position in an instant
09:17first down to the show
09:17So here's one of the best publications
09:30Oh, my God.
09:51Oh, my God.
10:21In order for the tourists.
10:23Wait, tourists are actually coming?
10:26Yes.
10:28So, um...
10:31We're gonna spend the night at Roots.
10:34No.
10:35Mm-hmm.
10:36Fuck, no.
10:37Whoa.
10:37No, come on.
10:38She's so old.
10:40Please, please, I don't want to go.
10:42Sorry.
10:49Actually, it's fine.
10:52Wait, wait, what did you just concoct?
10:54I can't go pack.
10:55No, no, no.
10:55This will not be an excuse for you to go out.
10:58Don't even walk out.
11:00I'm gonna be calling there and checking in throughout the night.
11:03We're heading in.
11:04Texas still leading.
11:17This place freaks me out.
11:20Okay, good luck.
11:22Good luck.
11:23Good luck.
11:23Yeah.
11:25Good luck.
11:38Good luck.
11:39Good luck.
11:41Good luck.
11:42Good luck.
11:44Good luck.
11:44Good luck.
11:45Good luck.
11:49Good luck.
12:11I took down some of the more provocative ones like you asked.
12:14This isn't provocative.
12:22What's that?
12:23They want you to film it.
12:25Oh.
12:26They say it's the only way they'll know for sure.
12:28Okay.
12:29Well, give me the keys to the captain's suite.
12:38There's an honor bar in the parlor.
12:40You sign your name on the form and say what you drank.
12:43Got it.
12:44There's a security camera, so I'll know if you don't log what you took.
12:47Hmm.
12:48It's not really an honor system.
12:58Marie gave it a quick turnover today.
13:01There's no A.C., but she did put a fan on the desk for climate control.
13:07There's two chairs, your choice.
13:10Some local sundries and linens and soaps in the bathroom.
13:16You don't bring the bags in for the guests?
13:31I'll be reachable at home if you need me.
13:32Wait, you don't stay here?
13:35What if a guest needs something?
13:37Then they can reach me at home.
13:38Wait.
13:46Wait.
13:47I don't know.
14:24Well, I don't understand why we can't just leave the end of July.
14:27Thanks, sir.
14:28Uh, well, we'll be out of here by Labor Day.
14:32Loftus asks for too much.
14:33Listen, I know, I know.
14:36Uh, get some sleep.
14:40Love you.
14:43Moving somewhere?
14:50As soon as I can.
14:55Smart.
14:55Smart.
15:13Welcome to Widow's Bay.
15:15There's so much to see here.
15:17Come with me.
15:18I'll show you around.
15:41I'll show you around.
16:17I'll show you around.
17:20Fill off the form.
17:48Ugly Hortons.
17:51Ugly Hortons.
17:53Ugly Hortons.
18:17One, two, three, four, five.
18:26Come the fuck on!
18:28One, two, three!
18:33One, two, three!
19:06Not a chance.
19:18Hello?
19:20Hi, uh, hi Ruth.
19:21It's Tom.
19:22Just checking in on Evan.
19:23Oh, hi Tom.
19:25I'll go find you.
19:26Great, thank you.
19:28Evan?
19:30Evan?
19:30Evan, your daddy's on the phone.
19:34Evan?
19:35It's your daddy.
19:40Okay.
19:41Oh, I didn't know I let this pop on.
19:43Oh my God.
19:46Okay.
19:47Okay.
19:48Okay.
19:49Okay.
19:57Okay.
20:03Okay.
20:06Okay.
20:10What's up.
20:23Who's up?
20:24Oh.
20:25Oh.
20:27Oh.
20:28Oh.
20:28Oh.
20:31Oh.
20:35Oh.
20:36I don't know.
21:24I don't know.
21:29Hello?
21:39Hello?
21:40Hello?
21:43I mean, who are you?
21:46What are you doing here?
21:48Uh, what are you doing here?
21:51The innkeeper didn't tell me anyone else would be here.
21:55Does he usually announce guests to each other?
22:00I'm William.
22:03I'm Tom.
22:04You all right?
22:05You seem like you could use a drink.
22:08There's an honor bar downstairs.
22:09No.
22:11I mean, thanks, but, um...
22:16Good night.
22:17Good night.
22:17Good night.
22:26Good night.
22:49I'm going to kill you.
22:52Fuck!
22:54You okay neighbor?
22:58the camera is for what oh you know what i can't even get into it
23:10you know i've been to widow's bay before for fuck's sake it was nice to order a cappuccino
23:14for once yes thank you god feels good to hear someone say that oh so what brings you here
23:25this time oh i work for a structural engineering firm city hired us to inspect the dock right yeah
23:31for the expansion yeah looks like you're expecting a lot more fairies out here huh
23:36that's the hope well that's a lot on your shoulders i'm sure your constituents are excited
23:41huh no uh they don't make it easy wow they must appreciate you some they voted you in as mayor
23:54i ran uncontested
23:58that's embarrassing tom
24:04it's a couple i tested my luck
24:09oh no okay here we go uh-oh daddy's younger boss yelled at him today
24:15what what i'm gonna go back three spaces all right you're up there you go okay
24:23go go see the neighbor's home come on neighbor
24:29yes saved by the neighbor
24:32one two three four
24:33daddy had a bad day
24:39i'm back six days
24:42i'm getting crushed
24:48yeah he was a local my mom was from the mainland they met when she was on a schooner tour
24:56but she certainly couldn't make it work with him
24:58so i grew up in uh i grew up in massachusetts but i spent my summers here
25:06i used to dread those summers
25:08really
25:09yeah
25:10how bad was he
25:14i mean
25:17not the worst guy in the world just a lot of
25:20walking on eggshells you know
25:22oh i do
25:24didn't talk much once i got older
25:27moved back when he got sick
25:29met my wife
25:32rest is history
25:34guy's lucky you came back at all
25:35yeah
25:42you know just a lot of the times he would come home after a couple of drinks
25:45spewing these
25:49just these
25:51horror stories about the island i mean shit i was
25:54i was way too young to hear
25:59the guy never should have had a kid
26:05called me soft when i was six
26:13i've always said you know
26:14the only thing this island is cursed with is
26:17alcoholism
26:21you gotta be careful
26:24they'll drag you down with them if you let them
26:28fucking useless ass backwards small brain townie hicks
26:34let them all rot in hell and watch them all fucking burn
26:47i may have had too much to drink
26:52phew
26:54listen
26:55i know two things to be true
26:57one
26:58you're a great mayor
26:59no no no
27:00uh-oh
27:03i know these things
27:04and two
27:06there's no such thing as ghosts
27:08all right
27:09there's no
27:09what was it harriet fitzgerald
27:12hortons
27:13well okay
27:14no hortons is going to appear in your window
27:17you know the killer sea captain
27:19the new year's party the murder clown
27:21i mean
27:23maybe all those things were real at one point but
27:26they're not anymore
27:27so
27:30all right
27:30to bed
27:32i say
27:35you finish off their little checklist
27:36and show them who's in charge
27:39cheers
27:41cheers
27:45probably best
27:47okay
27:48all right
27:49good one
27:51good night
27:52good night
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34:49I gotta go.
34:51Fine.
35:19Fine.
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