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00:19In the matter of Sir Arthur Guinness versus the Crown, in the question of election fraud,
00:25all rise for the judge.
05:26And as you wish.
05:27endlessly patient mrs cope that i will practice on my own today on your own
05:34actually lady olivia i myself play the violin to a relatively competent level
05:40oh you mean you play the fiddle in pubs in church and perhaps today mr rafferty you can take the
05:49lesson instead of mrs cope by way of apology give mrs cope two jars of the marmalade that i pretend
05:56to make myself yes my lady
06:16if you play bantry bay it will remind me of home and make me cry
06:27i'm not accustomed to such elegance ignore the elegance handle it like you would handle
06:35a fiddle
06:36so
06:51you want me to make you cry
06:57yes i'm tired of laughing at my life
07:11you want me to make me cry
07:49your brother is like an eel from the river liffey slipping out of the grasp of justice
07:57he's been stripped of his seat in parliament if people stop drinking our beer because of this
08:02scandal all the investment sunk into the expansion will be lost what more do you want what more do i
08:07want it is not it is not me who he has left in want it is the people of east
08:12london and the
08:13people of west africa who have no one to minister to them since he stole my inheritance from me you
08:19can see my condition uncle i will give birth any day now why have you chosen me to venture fury
08:25on
08:25because i believe in your heart you see the justice of my cause of them all i believe you are
08:33the only
08:33true christian and i want it to be you who carries my message to the liffey eel
08:41tell him i know deals were done to secure his liberty and i know who those deals were done with
08:47his defense barrister isaac but i'm predicting a predictable absurdity the dissolute lawyer who
08:54kept him out of jail isaac west is the best barrister in dublin the licentious father of 15
09:00children of all denominations in all the boroughs of the city a famous and infamous venian i know
09:07a deal was done with the home rule petitioners to let arthur guinness walk free for tell the liffey eel
09:14i have him by the gills and i will do what is necessary to have him pay penance for his
09:19sins
09:44i hear sir that you were personally exonerated
09:47i heard that news from lady olivia who herself heard it from mr rafferty yes
09:54i said mr rafferty here with the good tidings myself
09:59and after delivering the news they played violin together
10:04lady olivia and mr rafferty played violin together in the drawing room to some hilarity
10:13good where is lady olivia sitting in the orange as she loves to do while others make the marmalade
10:19where's your hat sir lost on the head of some beggar i imagined mr potter from now on there'll be
10:26no need
10:26for you to report to me anything regarding what lady olivia does or doesn't do
10:32understood sir and in the future if any of the other servants hear violins being played or any other
10:37similar noises the servants will not hear of those noises good
10:46and again congratulations on the day sir
11:14i know it's unfashionable but i hate to be white
11:18i want to look spanish i want to look spanish my grandmother was spanish
11:26you heard the verdict
11:29there is good and bad edward will never forgive me
11:33i assume because of your nature you were emphasizing it bad olivia
11:37i've just destroyed the reputation of my family
11:40perhaps violins might not be the best way to pass the time when i'm away
11:47sound
11:50travels for the whole house
11:55i don't understand
11:58you sent him to me at your silent request yes
12:02all he did was teach me a reel and then he left my objection to violins is the noise that
12:08they make
12:09you mean i should do things more quietly as part of our arrangement you will do things quietly yes
12:17i've spoken to potter and he will explain to the household i just
12:21hate the thought of the maids giggling of course
12:25i understand no no nobody fucking understands well you think you are alone arthur or not
12:37rafferty played bentry bay and it reminded me of the frozen
12:39fucking castle on the shore that you rescued me from what rescued you well i'm your prince
12:46i hate it when you mock yourself you won today because you are a prince baptized with beer but still
12:54a prince
12:56why would you regulate yourself or judge yourself when no one else is in a position to do so
13:12from now on i will only make a noise in your causes we will do great things together
13:21love does not have to be blessed with a buck
13:29mr guinness not now
13:40oh adelaide goodness i am so sorry i kept you you didn't keep me i didn't have an appointment
13:46what i need an appointment edward you have black paint on your face
13:51i do yes no no don't wipe it it'll only make it worse come here
14:03i was helping the painters paint a new sign of course which company owner and
14:08managing director wouldn't help the painters paint his sign
14:13how is arthur after today or is arthur the reason you are helping the painters take your mind off
14:21things adelaide i i have written to you several times with invitations to social engagements and
14:29received no reply and there are those who would see no reply as a very definite response
14:36i i have a meeting with my stock department in 10 minutes this is more important and will help
14:41you restore your family's reputation this is a drawing of how double might look in a better and
14:49more just world as co-chair of the newly formed ivy house guinness trust housing charity the what your
14:57sister and i have conceived of a way of clearing away the slums and rockeries to the north of saint
15:02patrick's cathedral and in their place construct 110 red brick apartments built especially for poor
15:09families every apartment has a bathroom there is a play center for the children of working mothers
15:16there is also a hostel for unmarried men most of whom one would imagine will work in your brewery
15:23there's also plenty of open space fresh air and pathways where today there are gin houses and brothels
15:32this is god's work
15:37yes but god will not pay the bill no you will we have estimated a total building cost of 85
15:45000
15:46pounds perhaps a little less if you helped with the painting you know adelaide you really don't have
15:54to sell anything to me your desire that something should happen is provenance enough
16:02no no you will not consider me in this you will make a judgment on the grounds of sound fiscal
16:09management
16:10i am not part of the arrangement i will leave these drawings with you your sister will show you many
16:17others you would be helping to change the world one brick at a time and you won't even be late
16:23for your
16:23next meeting oh adelaide
16:31i am taking no reply let's keep trying
16:52your car is wandered sir
17:01dearest cousin i have met some fine ambitious gentlemen and feel confident that our plan for
17:08the conquest of america is about to set new records the future holds much promise for the international
17:15acclaim of the guinness brewery i have hit on a fine plan to smooth our path once and for all
17:24the international
17:24excuse me gentlemen can i ask you
17:27fire come on
17:28business
17:29what am i asking why are you proud irishman not drinking guinness
17:34may have noticed everyone else in new york is drinking it we're drinking whiskey
17:38you will have seen advertisements for guinness in bears from the battery to the pack
17:43I can tell you this, there is much too small a word for it, the elixir, of my grace, of
17:53the morning Jew of Ireland.
17:56It also serves to stiffen your erection to the extent that your cock resembles one of those steel bolts they
18:02used to hold together steamships.
18:04And like a steamship, you would plow on through the storm of your wife or mistress's passion all fucking night
18:11long.
18:11No recourse to call into her back, even for a piss.
18:17Now, if the consequence of that bottle that you're drinking is the conception of a child and that child is
18:22a boy, I'd like you to name him Byron.
18:26After me.
18:27Byron.
18:27Hey, fucking come on.
18:33Byron Hedges, conquering the United States of America one Irishman at a time.
18:39Byron, in the hierarchy of the Brotherhood, I merely had a policy.
18:44And the man that you're about to meet, he's the head of killing people and disposing the bodies.
18:50So you'd be on your breastplate either, or your next drink would be a mouthful of the Hudson River.
18:55Can you hear me?
19:10Okay.
19:13Introductions.
19:15Now, I'm only speaking English because some of our American friends do not have a mother tongue.
19:20But our hearts are pure Irish.
19:24Eamon Dodd was a captain in the fighting 69 Fenian Regiment of the Blue Coat Union Army during the Civil
19:30War, and he won medals for gallantry.
19:33I know who I am.
19:34Who's this?
19:36This is Byron Hedges.
19:37And gentlemen, can I ask you a question?
19:40If you are indeed proud Irishman, why are you not drinking Guinness?
19:45What do you fucking say?
19:46Yeah, my question's not an irrelevant one.
19:48Byron, our agenda for this meeting is a political one.
19:51Um, my agenda is also political.
19:54I prefer serious people.
19:55Well, hear me and win, ignore me and lose.
19:59My father was hanged by the British.
20:01Hear him out.
20:05There is a family in Dublin who are, uh, very, very, very wealthy.
20:11Their name is on those bottles of beer there.
20:13And I've been given the task of representing their gentle sympathies with regards to certain conflicts past, present and future.
20:23Anyone translate for this guy?
20:30In plain American, I know you have plans, extensive plans, bombs, guns, even an audacious plan to invade Canada.
20:42And I know they will cost money.
20:45Lots of money.
20:48So?
20:50I have a financial proposition to put before you.
20:54Which I would like you to consider.
20:57I have it on good authority that, were we able to give the Irish Republican Brotherhood bare 15%?
21:04Fuck!
21:05On every bottle of Guinness sold in these fine American cities, rivers of the black stuff will positively flow.
21:13No!
21:14I know we agreed to just stop our friendship, but a little money helps to grease the wheels.
21:20Being a man of fine intelligence, you will be able to disguise it off as another charitable donation.
21:28Your devoted servant and brother in arms, Byron Hedges.
21:53Good evening, Mr. Guinness.
21:55I take it you were here to celebrate making a monkey of the magistrates.
22:00Open the gate.
22:02Go to the angel.
22:04To the angel.
22:06Where the angels are.
22:08In their silk robes.
22:11I'm sorry, Mr. Guinness.
22:12The angel is closed.
22:14What do you mean?
22:15I can hear the music.
22:16Closed to you, is what I mean.
22:18Okay, just stop talking.
22:20Find the key, open the chain, unlock the gate, and go back to your fucking place by the fire.
22:24I'm afraid you're no longer allowed.
22:27Fucking what?
22:29I believe it's for your own good.
22:31Open the fucking gate, Bonnie.
22:32I have to obey my boss.
22:34Your boss, Rafferty, who obeys his boss, my brother.
22:37Who obeys the Lord.
22:39As we all must unlock this fucking gate.
22:42Good night, Mr. Guinness.
22:43I am Sir Arthur Guinness, and this is my fucking city.
22:48Open this fucking gate.
22:52Get back here.
22:56You have no right, Edward.
22:58You have no fucking right.
23:00You have no fucking right.
23:11Hey, Lord.
23:13Edward, are you there?
23:15You priv and proper fucker.
23:17I want to propose a board meeting.
23:22Sir Arthur.
23:24I assume I'm still allowed into my own fucking brewery.
23:27I'll get to get it to you, sir.
23:29If you're interested, there'll soon be some bare-knuckle boxing on the cobbles of the Cooperates.
23:34Thank you, sir.
23:36Thank you, sir.
23:43Edward!
23:44It's my right to fuck up!
23:46I'm the eldest!
23:48Edward, who the fuck do you-
24:02I could be bounded in a nutshell, and still count myself the king of infinite space.
24:12Were it not that I have these bad fucking dreams, father?
24:31Brother, don't just kill me anything anymore!
24:35Fuck!
24:39Whoa!
24:47There you are, sir.
25:09Alan?
25:15I need to ask you something.
25:17Shh.
25:28Get in.
25:28Quick.
25:35Don't think about the fucking neighbors.
25:37You're not with me like that.
25:38I'm not accustomed to worrying about neighbors, but lately I am being educated.
25:42What are you doing here?
25:44I've no more use for you or your brother, now that he's no seat in the commons.
25:49Well, I have use for you.
25:52And I was hoping that even though our previous relations were purely practical,
25:56that there was some measure of feeling between us.
26:03I have an associate in New York who has had dealings with...
26:10Shh!
26:12I'm not allowed men.
26:14The lad ladies' room is right there.
26:16Who has had dealings with someone who is some sort of commander in the Fenian Brotherhood.
26:20I need to know more about him.
26:22I need to know more about him.
26:22The man my associate met was called...
26:24Heyman Dodd.
26:25Manhattan Battalion Commander.
26:27We Fenians write to each other as well.
26:30And the 15% commission on every bodily Guinness that your representative has agreed to is now
26:37fomting the armed struggle against the British.
26:39I agree to none of this!
26:42Fuck!
26:43If the scandal breaks, the Guinness name will be ruined.
26:46I need you to help me.
26:48Shh!
26:49Would you keep your voice down?
26:57Take off your shoes.
26:59What?
26:59Take off your shoes.
27:01I'll go to my room.
27:13There.
27:14Come on.
27:52What are you doing?
27:54Putting my shoes back on.
27:56Why would you do that?
27:59I don't know.
28:00Propriety.
28:00Fuck, propriety.
28:02If you put your boots on, they'll hear you walk around.
28:04Just sit down.
28:08Sit down, Will.
28:30There's a lot of letters and papers lying about
28:34because I have to come up with a new strategy.
28:36Now that your brother fucked up my previous one with his train tickets and wardrobes.
28:40My brother fucked up because I didn't keep an eye on him.
28:43It's okay.
28:45This new deal in New York is kind of compensation.
28:52I think we should drink a toast.
28:57Celebrate.
28:58I have Guinness or pachine.
29:01The Guinness is warm, so...
29:03Pachine, then.
29:2515% in a free island.
29:42Look, I want you to help me communicate to your friends in New York.
29:45There has been a terrible misunderstanding.
29:49At my next rally, I will declare they have holes in their socks just like us.
29:53I have a hole?
29:55Do you not have maids to sell your socks?
29:57I don't go home much.
30:00They say you sleep in your office.
30:03Who says?
30:04Our spies in the brewery.
30:06They ask them about you.
30:09Why do you ask them about me?
30:14Ellen, do you have someone in there?
30:21No.
30:22I heard voices.
30:24Well, I was just rehearsing a speech.
30:27You know the rules, Ellen.
30:29No cocks in the hen house.
30:30Yes, I know the rules.
30:32Good night, Mrs. Pascal.
30:34Good night.
30:42You're going to have to wait here.
30:43Wait?
30:43Yeah.
30:44To what?
30:45She'll be out there like a guard dog.
30:47Listening until she's had enough platinum to kill the pain in her toes.
30:50Usually not until midnight.
30:54Then again, why the fuck would you care about me getting from it at my lodgings?
30:57You could just march down the stairs and say go to hell.
31:00I wouldn't do that.
31:00I don't march anywhere.
31:02Besides, I have nowhere else where I have to be.
31:24Edward?
31:30In case no one's told you I own the place, leave me alone.
31:34It's okay, Mr. Guinness.
31:35I recognize your face.
31:37Oh.
31:38Yes.
31:40She may see some similarities between my face and the faces of these illustrious gentlemen
31:46hanging on the wall, but I'm afraid that's where the similarities end.
31:51Go away.
31:52Go away.
31:55Well, I recognize your face, Mr. Guinness.
31:58You don't recognize mine, do you, Mr. Guinness?
32:03It's actually you recommended me take a job here a few years ago now.
32:08You and I met at the Angel?
32:11Down in the docks?
32:19I liked you when we first met.
32:22I think you liked me too.
32:25And it wasn't just for that.
32:32What's your name?
32:34Patrick?
32:42Well, Patrick, I would really, genuinely like to say that I remember my act of presumably
32:50post-courtial philanthropy, but I'm afraid I don't.
32:55Nights in the docks are as dark and impenetrable as a pint of Guinness.
33:06Well, I can tell you, you were nice to me.
33:08Hmm.
33:10You know, most of the rich half-English, they're harsh.
33:14But everyone said you were nice to everyone.
33:19You know, maybe you'd get a reward for being nice when you're in heaven, Mr. Guinness.
33:24Or perhaps you'll get a reward now.
33:56Do you mind if I take off my shoes?
33:59The feet are killing me.
34:19You know, Patrick, it's been a very, very odd day.
34:23First Milton, then Hamlet, now Kismet.
34:37The thing is, if you decide you're not going to make good on that 15 percent...
34:41The insanity of it.
34:42It will not end well for your man, Brian.
34:44Byron, and he's not my fucking man.
34:46Except, of course, he is.
34:48If you backtrack, they will kill him for sure.
34:51So, why don't you just negotiate the percentage now?
34:54I will not fucking negotiate.
34:57I can hear him now.
34:59He will laugh.
35:01You're talking about your brother again.
35:02He'll say you fucked up, Edward.
35:04He'll say you fucked up worse than me.
35:05He'll talk about your brother.
35:07An awful laugh.
35:11That's disgusting, nice one.
35:17How the hell am I going to tell him?
35:20This is absurd.
35:21What is absurd is there must have been another way for you to find out what you needed to know
35:27about Eamon's heart without coming to me.
35:33Yes.
35:36And yet you sprang instantly to my mind.
35:42What is actually absurd is that for some reason you spring to my mind quite often.
36:02And for the same reason, or a different absurd reason, you spring to mine quite often.
36:16Even though it's fucking...
36:17Ridiculous, yes.
36:21And I'm sure you have some grand lady who you're pursuing.
36:24She does not care to be pursued.
36:29So some girl down the docks would be easy meat where you'd take a break in the pursuit of finer
36:34fame?
36:34Yeah.
36:35Absolutely.
36:36That's who I am.
36:37That's exactly why I came.
36:46Look.
36:47If I did, don't you think I could get out?
36:49You can try if you want.
36:51I really don't want.
36:53Nor is it what I want, but try if you want.
36:55I lost track of them once, and not once.
36:57You mean you want me to stay not because of the landlady, you just...
37:01Because that is what you want?
37:08I think so, yes.
37:12Right now, in this moment, God help me, it is what I want.
37:27I know.
37:28I don't want.
37:31I don't want.
37:34I don't want.
37:37I don't want.
37:39I don't want.
37:41I don't want you to stay.
37:43The earth our wind shall flower you
37:50Oh
37:52Oh
37:54Oh
37:55Oh
37:59Oh
38:00Oh
38:02Oh
38:03Oh
38:03Oh
38:03Oh
38:04Oh
38:20Oh
38:21Oh
38:23Oh
38:23Oh
38:23Oh
38:25Oh
38:27Oh
38:28Oh
39:31Oh, good Lord Almighty.
39:38What it is to be a Guinness.
39:52Keep pushing.
39:54Keep pushing.
39:56Keep pushing.
40:06Beg your pardon, Mrs. Plunkett.
40:08Mr. Plunkett has asked me to ask how much longer you'll be
40:11as he wants to attend the ceremony.
40:13Well, tell Mr. fucking Plunkett!
40:39With this new expansion, we will be able to produce over 500,000 hogs head of beer every year.
40:46The brewery now covers 45 acres.
40:49Yes, I know the statistics, Mr. Rafferty.
40:5214 steam locomotives, 50 cargo wagons, 100 miles of track, five new steam engines doing the work of a thousand
41:00men.
41:01Meaning that now, this is the biggest brewery on earth.
41:06My brother has done it.
41:11My brother has done a fine job, yes.
41:15What I mean to say...
41:16What you mean to say are words.
41:17Words, more words.
41:20Obfuscation.
41:21Apologetic retraction.
41:22A reworking of the plain truth.
41:23And at the end of it, in spite of that plain truth, it would be me making a speech today,
41:28cutting the ribbon.
41:29Not my brother, because of an accident of birth.
41:34Because that is how things are.
41:36And always will be.
41:39You could do more, Sir Arthur.
41:42You should.
41:47I've been thinking the same thing, Mr. Rafferty.
41:50A new beginning.
41:55But that wouldn't mean my wife would be left alone, boy.
41:59That is not what I meant.
42:01No.
42:02We never say what we mean.
42:08My wife will be here today for the ceremony.
42:11And she won't even look in her direction.
42:14I'm sorry, Norton has a card.
42:16And she will not be indiscreet.
42:17Because she will be born to this, born to play these games.
42:21You were not.
42:22And I am depending on you to learn.
42:26Discretion.
42:29I trust you more than any man in Dublin.
42:34After the ceremony, I have made arrangements that you can escort Olivia home.
42:39And if anything should transpire, I trust you to tell no one.
42:45This is at our request.
42:47You will learn that everything is at our request.
42:52And with your permission.
42:56Permission given.
42:57I will she mend the same.
42:59Now, I must go and grovel to my brother.
43:15Welcome home, Benjamin.
43:17How fares the soldier in London?
43:18The soldier fares well.
43:20And the soldier's wife even better.
43:23Before we left England, I was given news.
43:26I'm expecting a baby.
43:29Splendid news.
43:30Brother.
43:31I'm sorry I missed your wedding.
43:34I was busy in court being humiliated.
43:37And of course, Edward was busy.
43:39Working.
43:40Just working on your behalf.
43:41Indeed.
43:42Water, brother.
43:43Bravo.
43:45Bravo.
43:46I take no credit.
43:47The gates of hell have been locked for good.
43:50In my case, here in Dublin, those gates have been locked for me by someone else.
43:57To which now, I give thanks.
44:01Oh, my God.
44:04Has peace broken out on the Guinness battlefield?
44:06I'm actually not sure.
44:07I imagine it's only a truce at best.
44:11Where is Aunt Agnes?
44:13We wanted to thank her for bringing us together.
44:16She was delayed at Ivy House.
44:19We had some business involving one of the cousins.
44:27Christine!
44:28Oh, where's the door?
44:31Christine!
44:32Can I tell you, did you hear me?
44:41I was not invited to the ceremony, but I came here anyway.
44:44Christine!
44:45And then Edward would not let me get into the family carriage because he said Benjamin and his wife would
44:49be there.
44:49Put the gun down.
44:50I learned that he had married from a newspaper.
44:52Christine, please, put down the gun.
44:55This is a gun I once fetched for him.
44:58With it, he will help me to find peace.
45:01And I will be spared your jurisdiction.
45:04Christine.
45:06Christine, do you hear that?
45:08Anne is giving birth in the East Wing.
45:13Giving birth even while you consider death.
45:17Like Christine.
45:18Think of the things you can do with your life.
45:21You can do good.
45:23Anne and Adelaide have started a charitable foundation, transforming the lives of the poor.
45:32Anne and Adelaide have started a charitable foundation, transforming the lives of the poor.
45:34Anne, poor Anne, has learned to type.
45:41I, myself, am learning to speak Irish so I can talk to poor people.
45:48Of course, we will all wear gloves.
45:52And there will be sherry.
45:55Lots and lots of sherry.
45:57Oh, Christine.
45:59To hell with men and their complications.
46:03Come join the women.
46:04Yes?
46:12Oh, Jesus.
46:13Holy fuck!
46:16That's very...
46:23Oh, Jesus.
46:27Oh, Jesus.
46:36Oh, Jesus.
46:56Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to this new era in the history of the Guinness Brewery.
47:04And welcome to this new extension to our enterprise.
47:09Many people have worked hard to make this become a reality.
47:12But in truth, it has been Edward, my younger brother, who has steered us through stormy waters, working tirelessly to
47:24bring us to this moment where huge new orders are coming in from America.
47:29And my family's reputation for benevolence and good works is becoming famous around the world.
47:36All thanks to my faultless brothers.
47:39Our father would be proud.
47:43And now, behold, Guinness.
47:48None bigger or better in the whole world.
48:00Meanwhile, I myself have been playing games in the corridors of power, pursuing a parliamentary seat.
48:07A futile endeavor.
48:08A futile endeavor.
48:08No.
48:10No.
48:10No.
48:10No.
48:10Please.
48:12It ended in a particularly painful kind of defeat.
48:16But I hereby make a vow to my brother, to my wife, to my father, myself, that I will do
48:30more.
48:33Indeed.
48:34A new beginning.
48:44I now declare that the conquest of the known world by the rolling barrels of a black stuff is hereby
48:51set in motion.
48:54will far back proud of this event.
49:08Really good.
49:20And I fear.
49:20So much景色 will fight for change.
49:21To be very present, we will be
49:21together with our brothers and Paul, we will be hereby Macklin.
49:22And
49:55That all went very well.
49:58And thank you for your kind words and words of intent.
50:03I meant it.
50:07But even though all this tranquil, I'm afraid later when everyone's gone, I need to talk to you.
50:17Brother, I need to talk to you about New York.
50:22I didn't get much done.
50:25And I haven't got much to say.
50:28I didn't have much for one.
50:30Today was a pretty shit day.
50:33I just laid in bed.
50:36And I haven't got much to say.
50:38I just hate my head.
50:41I just hate my head.
50:44I just hate my head.
50:47I just hate my head.
50:50I just hate my head.
50:52I just hate my head.
50:53I just hate my head.
51:02Choose life.
51:07Choose a job.
51:13Choose a wife.
51:18Choose DIY
51:24Choose your future
51:29Choose your future
51:35Choose your future
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51:56Choose your future
52:14Choose your future
52:15Choose your future
52:31Choose your future
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52:39Choose your future
52:39Choose your future
52:40Choose your future
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