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00:07To be continued...
00:49Okay boys it sounds like a grand affair in there now let's show them our invitations
01:11come on stop right now tell me why are we in such a hurry there's coppers coming arthur precisely
01:20one minute past 10 o'clock
01:37oh
01:52down there
02:07down there
02:09over there
02:18down there
02:32someone paid you
02:35who
02:36who
02:40you don't have to tell me
02:43now i can fucking guess did he call me a leafy eagle by any chance
02:50you did this for money
02:53no
02:53you did
02:54no
02:55didn't think to just ask
02:56i gotta stop it
02:57open your mouth
02:59open your fucking mouth
03:03no
03:04no
03:04no
03:04no
03:05no
03:18no
03:22no
03:25no
03:31no
03:32no
03:32no
03:32no
03:41no
04:01no
04:02no
04:02no
04:02no
04:02no
04:04no
04:05you must cut the ropes
04:05run away for a check in the post for your services
04:08no no please no arthur please
04:12what we have is not a service
04:16nice
04:17what we have
04:21we guinnesses give generously to the poor
04:24we give generously to the poor but we do not forgive
04:29Please, Eric
04:32As my uncle Henry will soon learn
04:35I am a wild enemy to her
04:41Go away
04:59Have you heard from the tooter of the town of Ballymuck?
05:03Times are going hard with him, in fact, the man was woke
05:05He just allowed a notice to the neighbors, one and all
05:08As how he'd like their company that evening at a ball
05:11And one right note he was careful to suggest to them
05:14If they found a hat of his convenience to the door
05:17The more they put in whenever he requested them
05:20The better would the music be for better than the floor
05:22With the toot and the flute and the twiddle of the fiddle
05:25Huffing in the middle like the heron and the griddle
05:28Up, down, hands around, crossing to the wall
05:31Oh, hadn't we the gaiety that filled the flute at all
05:35The landfill and the flute are tipped to into a little crooked patch
05:39I think it's nearly time to see for passing round the hatch
05:42So Betty passed the coving round and looking mighty cute
05:44Said you've got to pay the piper when he's soothing on the flute
05:47What on earth are you doing?
05:50Taking samples of water from the stream that feeds into the lake
05:55I saw you take a fall
05:58Did you laugh?
05:59Yes, of course
06:01The great man stumbles
06:05There are three streams from three different natural springs which feed the lake
06:09I'm taking samples of all three back to the brewery
06:12Our specialists who test the purity of the water can tell me
06:25Which is the most pure and I will dig a well
06:30You will send the clean spring water to Clunbu
06:35I will erect several water pumps
06:38Fear not, each of them will be labelled with the Guinness name and a harp
06:42Because as we established last night
06:44All acts of kindness must be publicly branded for the good of a company
06:48I suppose that means you'll make us put the harp on our housing trust building
06:52Well, we are detonating half of Dublin for you and them
06:55Under the Guinness name
07:00You could have sent someone else to collect the water samples and save your clothes
07:04Just wanted to do something
07:07Couldn't really sleep last night
07:12Yesterday I found out you were not who I thought you were
07:15And that we might have more in common than I thought
07:32It's fine
07:34Please
07:34Please
07:35Please
07:36Please
07:38Please
07:39I don't know.
08:09Mmm.
08:10Mmm.
08:16Tea?
08:18What?
08:19That's just the way you say tea.
08:21Pretty brightly.
08:23Like flicking crystal glass.
08:26Whatever do you mean, my love?
08:27When you arrived home last night at half past one in the morning and I looked out my window,
08:31I saw you get out of the carriage and throw up into the fountain.
08:34Mm-hmm.
08:35Oysters.
08:35Oysters.
08:37Tea.
08:38What a oyster tore your clothes into blood last night.
08:49It was a pursuit.
08:51Running into alleys.
08:53Leaping over rotten fences.
08:57Hiding.
08:59Hiding.
09:00Hiding from the police.
09:03No, I really don't know the police. I really don't deserve tenderness.
09:07It's all my fault.
09:08My fault in my stupid family's name.
09:11What matters, my love, is that you escaped.
09:18And therefore nothing really happened.
09:21Life continues.
09:22Your reputation is unblemished.
09:23And when the next election comes around, you can stand again for parliament.
09:28And peas are above the law.
09:32I almost get arrested and the next day you have me standing for an election.
09:36I want you to have power.
09:39I don't want to be married to a brewer.
09:42I want to be married to a government minister.
09:45A nice hood.
09:47Lord Arthur Guinness.
09:48Only love will get you caught.
09:50Find someone.
09:51Fuck them.
09:53Hail a cab and come safely home.
09:56Just so you know, I can't bear to be the face of another scandal.
10:00Dubliners hate me.
10:02As husband and wife, we decide these things together.
10:06And together, we will soon realize that I'm always right.
10:13Beg your pardon, sir.
10:15Madam.
10:16Mr. Rafferty is here.
10:17I'm not sure at whose request, but...
10:20Mine.
10:23I've got a job for him.
10:26It is science that has helped me to discover the truth.
10:32And I have calculated...
10:43I have calculated that we are now living in the sixth unsabbatic day of creation.
10:51That it is 6,000 years since Adam was betrayed by Eve.
10:58And therefore, by this calculation, it is scientifically proven...
11:04Uncle Henry.
11:06I've come to hear your confession.
11:15And therefore, by this calculation, it is scientifically proven that the end of the world...
11:22Is coming to pass very, very soon.
11:34How dare you interrupt a sacred sermon inside the house of darkness!
11:39Ow!
11:39I have permission from Sir Arthur Guinness to be myself.
11:43To be absolutely myself.
11:46Regardless of your kinship.
11:51I'm capable of sacrilege by deed, even here.
11:56And it would be deeply unholy of you to provoke me into a passion that I cannot control.
12:01You are threatening my life on behalf of your master.
12:04My master, who you once compared to a liffy eel.
12:10An eel.
12:12An eel.
12:13Who you said...
12:14You had boiler gills.
12:24Oh dear darling evil!
12:26Oh dear darling evil, what the hell are you by the gills Henry!
12:35Yes, my master is threatening your life.
12:46At first I thought that the sons would be softer than their father, but they are not.
12:50With their steam ships and their locomotives and their global plans, they will not be stopped.
12:56Which is why they need you gone.
12:59To a place away from Dublin.
13:01Enough to get you and your family to London.
13:04I will not be bullied by an unrighteous Mandrake Marianne,
13:10cuckolded by his own father.
13:14Well then tear up the cheque.
13:18And I swear to God here in his own house.
13:24This Sunday, when your congregation comes to this church, they will hear the grave news that their holy prophet was
13:34found washed up on the rocks at the foot of the pill bag lighthouse.
13:38With lampreys riding in his throat and leeches sucking on his eyes.
14:11We're far away from heaven and we're far away from hell.
14:14Living in the endlessness and waiting for ya.
14:18The strings are getting bigger, but this house is big enough.
14:21Sir, the road is closed.
14:23They are taking down the old tenements to make way for the new Guinness housing estate.
14:27I'm not afraid of a bit of progress.
14:30Blackwood will never win.
14:52Dannecks
14:52Dear Byron.
14:53I'm writing to share glad tidings from Dublin.
14:57You should know that the profits that are flowing from New York are being used to serve God's purpose.
15:03The secret deal which you struck with our Fenian friends is therefore a disreputable means to a virtuous end.
15:12In this work, I'm supported by the women of the Guinness Trust,
15:16who never cease to surprise me with their devotion to the cause.
15:23I am also working tirelessly to build bridges with the Fenians.
15:35And I must say, I'm finding their representatives reasonable and indeed agreeable.
15:57This political intercourse is resulting in many happy outcomes.
16:07I am doing this on behalf of my brother, who is being persuaded to stand for Parliament,
16:12which is why I am writing to you.
16:15Since you have been so successful in selling our beer to the people of America,
16:20perhaps you can be just as successful selling my brother to the people of Dublin.
16:25By the time you return, you will see parts of the city much changed.
16:30You may also come home to find me changed.
16:33Edward.
16:36Edward.
16:37Edward.
16:38Edward.
16:38Edward.
16:41Edward.
16:42Edward.
16:42Edward.
16:43Edward.
16:45All of the new Trust homes are within the sound of St. Patrick's Cathedral's bells.
16:49Look.
16:50Feel.
16:51And rejoice.
16:52Clean water.
16:53In every home.
16:54And a water closet and ash closet in every home too.
16:57Even for the bachelors.
16:58So, you and Edward have been working together into the night of the year
17:04and using an absurd amount of candles.
17:06And I know because I see the Trust accounts.
17:09And in the flickering candlelight, with all that passion in the air of doing good works,
17:17I'm feeling that you are actually making a difference in the world.
17:21and that's not my children.
17:22In that moment, as of yet, there has not been one single kiss.
17:27Let me show you the bedrooms.
17:28Each have their own fireplace.
17:30Not one kiss, Stodo.
17:36One.
17:37Hallelujah, praise the Lord.
17:39Well, there is a reason for the absence.
17:44Edward has another woman, yes, is that it?
17:47He is my brother.
17:48He doesn't have to actually tell me things with words.
17:52There is a woman.
17:54And oddly, I think he loves her.
17:57Oh, dear.
17:58Did he actually use that word?
18:01Like you, I don't need him to say things out loud.
18:05How do you know about her?
18:08Because Edward told me himself.
18:11And because he is unsure of what he should do with this forbidden love.
18:16This is all terribly romantic, but he is not a child anymore.
18:20And there has been at least one kiss.
18:24Three days ago, when the keys to the new apartments were finally cut.
18:29Then there is hope.
18:31What do you mean hope?
18:32I don't want bloody hope.
18:35As if a woman alone is hopeless.
18:38No, this is all nonsense.
18:40Because today is a celebration.
18:59Oh, I hate Fridays.
19:02Here, stop complaining.
19:09As I understand, my diagnosis, who was told by Anne, who was told by Adelaide, that in
19:14her opinion, Adelaide would now respond favorably to a proposal of marriage for me.
19:17Yes, I know.
19:21Well, it's about time, isn't it?
19:25About time for what?
19:26I got married.
19:28Surely it's your time.
19:28It's not about, it's not about taking turns.
19:33Ah, I see.
19:37It's about the Finian girl.
19:44I understand from Olivia, who was told by Potter, that you've had a letter from the leader
19:49of the Conservative Party.
19:50Fucking Potter.
19:51Mr. Disraeli himself has written to you and asked you to stand for Conservative Party candidate
19:55for Dublin at the next election.
19:57Yes, and I've bloody declined.
19:58Even though it would be very much in the best interests of the company.
20:10No need to pour.
20:27Apparently there was a significant kiss or something, which might have changed things.
20:30I'm not sure.
20:31Apparently in the letter of Potter read, Disraeli was virtually begging you to stand.
20:34Should we actually just get fucking rid of Potter?
20:35So I suppose my question is, why would you not stand?
20:37And my question to you is, why would you not marry?
20:51Well, as someone with long experience of impossible love, I will tell you that you and this woman
21:02in the dark can never be together.
21:06So you must find happiness in the world of what is possible.
21:13I always instinctively reject your advice.
21:16And I reject yours instinctively.
21:18However,
21:21it appears that Anne and Olivia are suggesting that for the good of the company,
21:27we both grow up and fulfill our father's dream of becoming true aristocracy.
21:37Come on.
21:38I will run for election, and you will go say goodbye.
22:07I have just drafted a leaflet which explains in a language the common Dubliner can understand.
22:11My home rule is a logical first step towards an independent Ireland.
22:15Also, my landlady has requested an extra ten shillings a week in return for turning a blind eye to your
22:20visits.
22:20I said it would be okay.
22:23For a little while, it will not be necessary.
22:27Why will it not be necessary?
22:31My brother has decided to stand for the Conservative Party in the forthcoming election.
22:39Supporting the union.
22:40But I will make sure he will not burn the bridges you and I have built.
22:44Ellen, you have my word.
22:46The word of a Guinness brother means what?
22:48Look, it's an unspoken agreement.
22:57If there are other things going unspoken, I suggest you speak them now.
23:13We feel...
23:15For the duration of the election, we feel it's best if I don't come here.
23:20We?
23:21Look, Arthur's political opponents will be looking for any weakness.
23:25Oh, and I'm your weakness.
23:26You know you have been my weakness.
23:44Yes, I...
23:46I feel that it is time
23:49for both of us
23:52to become realistic.
23:54But you will need a man.
23:57A permanent man.
24:00And all this time you've been temporary.
24:07And I came here today
24:10to tell you that I have been thinking
24:14and now I'm certain.
24:16I think I'm...
24:19I've been thinking that I will propose
24:24to her, to her, to Adelaide.
24:32You mean your lady of divine mercy
24:34who builds your houses to ease your guilt?
24:37Look, I could stand here and lie
24:40like almost every other man of my class
24:42and have two fireplaces to sit at,
24:44but I am not that man.
24:47Are you in love with me, Edward?
24:50Because I know that you once were.
24:54Yes.
24:58I once was.
25:00I see it clearly.
25:02Arthur gets elected.
25:04Edward gets himself a suitable wife
25:06in the brewery.
25:07The holy, sacred fucking brewery
25:09goes on from strength to strength.
25:10Because in all the world, Edward,
25:12when it comes down to blood and beer,
25:14the brewery is all that matters.
25:32You've never lied to me, Edward,
25:34but you lied to yourself.
25:36You tell yourself this is one law
25:38of replacing another, but in truth,
25:41this is you running away from me
25:43because I am bad for business.
25:50Go home.
25:52To where you belong.
25:55Save yourself ten shillings.
26:11Oh, in, we sailed you in
26:15behind the springtime.
26:19Float all in note
26:22new among my mind.
26:24You hold the note
26:28The note just moves
26:30to move, man
26:33Let go of the note
26:35and so move everything
26:41I can't come to quantify
26:44the feeling
26:49I was walking home
26:51I was walking home
26:51after the feeling
26:59Tighter.
27:00Yes, ma'am.
27:01Leave it.
27:09I don't pay you to stand around gawking.
27:12Sorry, ma'am.
27:14Try again.
27:25I was told you wanted
27:26to see me.
27:29Yes.
27:37How are you?
27:39Things are as you know them to be.
27:43Good.
27:48At least
27:50Last two weeks
27:51She has been
27:53so concerned
27:57Has she shared her concern with you?
28:03A fear of a certain kind
28:06has been shared with me
28:10I sense gentleness
28:13In you and her
28:16Sex I will accept
28:17but not tenderness
28:18They are the same
28:19You can be the same
28:20She can be the same
28:22But there is nature
28:23which might have intervened
28:30An accident, perhaps
28:35I expected you to take precaution
28:37Well, sometimes she insists
28:39Stop
28:43With the election coming
28:45we cannot afford scandals
28:51She's taking an awfully long time
28:53To get ready
28:53Even for her
28:56It's as if she's been forced
28:57To change into a different dress
28:58Well, we should pray not
29:00What?
29:02Pray?
29:02Pray to who?
29:05Whoever blesses an arrangement like ours
29:08It's not God
29:12Lady Olivia will be here presently
29:15The carriage is being brought around
29:32I had to choose a different dress
29:34Yes
29:36Oh dear, oh dear
29:38Now, we can always
29:40figure out a way
29:41Perhaps we should speak about this
29:43after the wedding
29:46Today is a wonderful, wonderful day
29:49And there will be no lumps
29:50and no grumps
29:50after you will
29:52Smile
29:56Ah, Potter
30:11One more thing
30:12Yes, sir
30:13We're putting you on the door
30:14What door?
30:15The door of the cathedral
30:16We've heard that our dear brother Benjamin
30:18has been drinking again
30:19He's coming up from London alone
30:20God help us
30:21If he makes it to the church
30:22make sure you take Potter
30:24Make sure you keep him outside
30:25Yes
30:26Oh, Arthur
30:26Have you remembered to put the bottle of water
30:28in Dodo's carriage?
30:29Yes, yes, yes
30:30What water?
30:31My brother and his future wife
30:32have some kind of private joke
30:33about clean water
30:34being more precious than vintage champagne
30:35Edward, look at me
30:37Please
30:39You're a Guinness
30:40Sir Edward, your carriage awaits
30:42If you want me
30:44It fell at times
30:46When I was just 15
30:52I'm set at me
30:55I'm on the wall
30:57I'm on the wall
31:00I'm on the wall
31:11I'm on the wall
31:12I'm on the wall
31:14I'm on the wall
31:15I'm on the wall
31:15Someone please shut that child up
31:16Arthur
31:21Benjamin
31:22Benjamin
31:22Benjamin
31:23Benjamin
31:24I know, didn't I?
31:26Husband
31:26Thank you
31:27Thank you
31:48There's nothing to see here
31:49Move on
32:16What the fuck?
32:19You've been at your brother's wedding
32:20and you had too much to drink
32:22You must have fallen asleep
32:24They left you here
32:25because they have no regard for you
32:33Would you like a drink?
32:35God, yes
32:42I knew what would happen
32:44They have no love for you
32:45Penny pinch your inheritance
32:47leave you to sleep at the table
32:48and probably laughed at you
32:52One of the maids told me you were here
32:55and I heard you came to the wedding alone
33:01My wife
33:03is disgusted with me
33:06because I'm drinking again
33:08Well, I am not disgusted with you, Benjamin
33:10and I never will be
33:15I know
33:22Stop, stop, stop
33:28I came here
33:30like an angel of mercy
33:31to show you what real love is
33:33I did
33:34I did
33:35I did
33:35I did
33:59Fuck, this is what?
34:20When clearing up after a party, you start with the broken glass, all the food you can throw away, the
34:28booze, you keep for me to inspect.
34:32It's a shame to waste.
34:43Those of you ladies new to house, Guinness, the rule is that copulating couples must not be disturbed and are
34:51to be cleaned around.
34:54Go ahead there, Nuala.
35:09Did you come to admire the view?
35:12Shouldn't you be in some grand bed consummating your vows?
35:16Take a seat, Mr. Champion.
35:25I've been reading in the papers, there's an election coming.
35:29I did, we teach the working classes to read.
35:32I also read that you're running for office again, Mr. Guinness. So if politics is back on the agenda, I
35:39imagine there's a renewed desire to hide the various indiscretions from the voting electorate.
35:46Indiscretions?
35:48Well, Edward, there were your Saturday nights and your New York arrangements. And you, Arthur, of course, your Friday nights.
35:57So now possibly is the best time to discuss what might be called an indiscretion tax.
36:04Mm-hmm. Could you, sorry, could you take a look at the map, Bonnie?
36:10This is Dock 7, where we're sitting right now. Only this is a map of Dock 7, how it will
36:14look in a year and a half's time. We have swept it clean and built yet more cooperage and mash
36:19-down capacity.
36:22This area, just here, you see, which is designated to be a new Hogshead loading bay is currently, well, it's
36:28your office, Mr. Champion.
36:29But, of course, in order to facilitate this great big brewery expansion, your office, the stables, your lodging houses, the
36:39Angel Pub itself, will all be improved by Dinoway.
36:45And since your own tenancy agreements are rather dubious, they hereby serve you notice to quit.
36:58But since we are a famously philanthropic company, we might find it in our hearts to compensate you. You see,
37:08the days of men like you haunting these dogs, they're gone.
37:14Let's say, 3,000 pounds and an annual fee of 500 in return for a completely uneventful election and a
37:25very peaceful evacuation of these premises.
37:33By the way, you have one week.
37:42My price is 10,000.
37:45Or you can go to hell!
37:47Seven and a half.
37:50Final offer.
38:05I feel like you and I are becoming something of a team.
38:11But I really don't know what we're doing handing over the election to the New York Cowboy.
38:26The New York Cowboy is responsible for an increase in profits throughout the East Coast of the United States.
38:33And Washington DC where he claims the President of the United States is himself now a drinker.
38:39Good.
38:43Greetings!
38:45From New York.
38:51With my return to Dublin, our election campaign begins.
38:56The demolition of Doc Seven, we sell to people as proof of our virtue.
39:03As proof of our willingness to confront the sins of this sinful city.
39:08A vote for Arthur Guinness is a vote for virtue.
39:14If I am to hide your excesses, I need to know what they are.
39:18I am going to need to know the truth about the people I am going to be working with.
39:27Up until two months before my wedding, Alan Cochran and I were sleeping together on regular occasions at her lodgings
39:37in the docks.
39:41I am the conservative candidate standing for election in the city of Dublin.
39:45I've got absolutely no faults and no secrets whatsoever.
39:49Except for the fact that I was a regular frequenter of that rat's nest.
39:55And my dear wife whom I love in my own way very much is pregnant.
40:08With my foreman's baby.
40:11Fuck me, it's been ages since my mickey was contagious.
40:14So you thought that me can't pris-
40:16So.
40:17Infidelity.
40:19Three!
40:20Sogony.
40:22Two!
40:23Lost, love and random acts of violence.
40:27One!
40:29In my typical Dublin family, I'd be hard to find.
40:47Oh, it's been ages since we made the front pages.
40:50Since our real inner hiatus back to annoying cunts that hate us.
40:54It's back to basics.
40:55A scumbag who them shameless.
40:57Take more than that to tameless.
40:58All your fault cause you made us famous.
41:01It's bad it in law.
41:02Oh, I've been much to the crown.
41:04New centerpiece telegraph.
41:05Did you miss us?
41:06Are you glad?
41:07Go on, I'll just rest the plans.
41:08You saw so again, it's been class.
41:10I can issue shot a mark.
41:12It's been unglucked.
41:13Gakla or a nook.
41:14Bulls were rocked.
41:15Propaganda machine.
41:16Knee cap back all over your screens.
41:18Drunk class will more review.
41:20I can add nice mass of wait and see.
41:22Cause it's been ages.
41:23Controversy won't face us.
41:24We hold all the cards in their aces.
41:26Try to protect your kids, but they'll hear us.
41:28We let the wall move on your eyes.
41:29Take a tablet.
41:29Jay, hi, I'm telling you can't go to the cable.
41:31A cool van, but I'm not sure if I own it.
41:33Malaclava.
41:34Jay, holly in the shin.
41:35Peace out for the money.
41:35Jerry, my jazz rock.
41:36But I want to be back in the Sunday world.
41:38So I'll smack that cunt with the back of my hurl.
41:40Take that in your paper.
41:41Oh, it's been ages.
41:42Since we made the front pages.
41:44Your fault cause you made us famous.
41:46Stick in our face in your papers.
41:47But we get loved by our neighbors.
41:48You keep track when you're giving favors.
41:51Sad.
41:52Kurtigale got will to jazz.
41:53It's the heat of the philosophy.
41:55Take that away.
41:58The end, you're scum.
42:06That's enough for the story to run.
42:08Fac hypocrisional.
42:08It le наant sign up.
42:16The slow antibody Sergeant.
42:17The atmosphere.
42:17The wood that you have to only follow love.
42:18I'll come to the rearoof zeroer flap.
42:18Tell them a large door.
42:18They're a big one thing to fill out.
42:19You haven't killed them away.
42:21You ain't bubs stole my hair Poland.
42:21And they're a big agua.
42:22I haven't killed them.
42:24It's a funny thing I've been rocky.
42:24They came to bordering that one of these네요�רgweathers
42:25It's the one of these stupid fights
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