00:24You
00:30Can't stop with this kryptonite
00:32Dirty girls
00:34Won't listen to that
00:35Ticking clock
00:37Oh no
00:39Ooh, I think they know you
00:42But I know better
00:46You're superhuman
00:48Ooh, so super clear
00:52You made me feel so
00:54Superhuman when you made me
00:56You're the answer for human
00:59You're the
01:00So super clear
01:02You made me feel so good and make my body fly
01:20You're playing baby
01:23Where you can't fly
01:24Rainbow flags and glitter bombs
01:27Loaded guns
01:29And ready point that
01:31Big, big clock
01:32Oh no
01:37Ooh, I think they know you
01:40But I know better
01:43You're superhuman
01:46So super clear
01:50You're the
01:50You're the
01:55You're the
01:57You're the
01:57You're the
01:58So super clear
02:01You make me feel so good and make my body fly
02:09You're the
02:11I'm not
02:12You never
02:12You're the
02:13How you
02:17You're the
02:21You're the
02:21Somewhere
02:46Hello, Crystal speaking.
02:49Ma, you know it's me.
02:51I do, but you need to know it's me.
02:53But I called you?
02:55Yes, but anyone could answer my phone.
02:59You're right. You and Paul do sound alike at times.
03:03Yeah, well, that won't be happening anymore,
03:06so no need to worry about that.
03:08Ma, did you and Paul end things?
03:10It was Anna McDonagh call.
03:13Amicable?
03:14Yeah, what you said.
03:16So, Adam, how's the early moon going?
03:19I was just about to ask that,
03:22but I'm still confused about the concept of an early moon.
03:25It's just like a pre-wedding honeymoon
03:28so everyone can feel relaxed and ready to go for the big day.
03:33So, are you relaxed and ready?
03:38Uh, not really.
03:40I mean, Gabe is still, like, really stressed about all the wedding plans
03:44and his new play that's coming up,
03:46so much so that he can't even stay up long enough for us to...
03:51Well...
03:52You know.
03:54Sexy time.
03:57Yes, well, that.
04:00Maybe it's time to come home.
04:02I hate to say this, but I think you might be right.
04:06Can you say that again?
04:08I might be right.
04:10Ah, yes, yes.
04:11Oh, you're so right.
04:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:13Get over yourself.
04:14See you later.
04:24This spa is so good.
04:27Mmm, the spa is nice, but...
04:32What's wrong?
04:33Too hot?
04:34I can turn it down?
04:35I love the spa and the temperature of the spa.
04:40I've just been thinking.
04:42No.
04:44You're having second thoughts about the wedding.
04:46No, no, no, no, no.
04:47I love you, and I love that we're getting married soon.
04:51I was just wondering, if it's okay with you,
04:54maybe we could cut this early moon a little short?
04:58Really?
05:00I thought you were having a good time.
05:02I was.
05:04Why, I mean, I am.
05:05I just think there's just so much still to do with the wedding.
05:09Maybe it might be a little bit less stressful if we were at home.
05:15You've noticed my stress about the play.
05:19A little bit.
05:20And it's not because I fell asleep on you.
05:22Because, like, right before I did, you were looking so hot.
05:26So hot.
05:28I know I did.
05:29But no.
05:30I mean, we've had some time away,
05:32and I know how much you enjoy to be surrounded by your things.
05:36AKA, you're a really expensive stationery and highlighters.
05:40This is why I love you.
05:43I love you too.
05:47Well, can we go today?
05:50Today?
05:52Uh, of course.
05:53What, you mean, like, right now?
05:55Well, I mean, like, after the spa.
05:57Yes, Dave, you can enjoy the spa for a little bit longer before we go home.
06:01Great!
06:04I'm coming back.
06:05Yeah.
06:23Hello, you.
06:25Where the fuck have you been?
06:29Uh...
06:29Well, I could say the same thing about you.
06:32You didn't call last week.
06:33You call me at the same time every week.
06:36Yeah.
06:37I told you.
06:38It's because I was on my early moon.
06:41Oh.
06:42I thought you were joking.
06:44I wasn't.
06:45And I did.
06:46But, you know, thank you for asking how it all went.
06:49Okay, so how was it?
06:51Yeah, we had a really good time.
06:53It was nice enough.
06:54But I'm like...
06:56I'm really worried about how much this wedding is all costing.
06:59Like, we might even have to move into my mum's place just to save some.
07:04Are you sure that's a good idea?
07:06Oh...
07:07We don't have much choice.
07:10But, you know, it'll work out for Theo, because he's been keen to travel for a long time.
07:15Ah, yes. How is Theodore?
07:17He's actually been getting a lot of sexy time of late.
07:21Oh, you slutbag.
07:23Ah!
07:24Well, not with me!
07:27You know, I didn't ever tell you this, but, um...
07:31I think I was in love with him for a little bit.
07:33Ew, what? Really?
07:35No!
07:36I'm just fucking with you.
07:37That's gross.
07:39Ha ha ha.
07:41Have you booked any dates yet for the Bucks party?
07:44I would love to book my flights early.
07:46Save some money if I can.
07:48Hold your horses.
07:49I'm...
07:50I'm almost there.
07:51I'll have something booked by tomorrow.
07:53Just, you know, there's only so many minutes in a day.
07:55Okay? Grandpa catchphrases much?
07:58And, hey, look, I'm really sorry that we couldn't cover for the flights.
08:03Um, I mean, at this point, I'm not even sure we're gonna have enough for a wedding cake.
08:08My hands are tied.
08:10Why don't you start an OnlyFans page?
08:13You can call it Hairy Leg Twink.
08:15Why is it that every time that I get on a call with you,
08:19I end up regretting it immediately?
08:22Hey, no, I thought your biggest regret was when you, uh,
08:24didn't say hello to Troye Sivan when you saw him at Melbourne Central.
08:28Oh, oh, oh, no.
08:30No.
08:31I can't believe you remember that.
08:33That, uh, that still haunts me to this day.
08:37Oh!
08:41Yeah.
08:42What do you think we should do next?
08:44Like, a bit more of a, uh, like...
08:45I'm thinking...
08:46Let's revolve.
08:47Let's revolve.
08:48Yeah, if you jump, jump in there,
08:49get that backlight going.
08:52Okay.
08:54Um...
08:54So you're saying you wanted to get some clowny ones?
08:57I can do that.
08:58Terrific.
08:58Let's see it.
09:00There.
09:02Nice, nice.
09:06Alright, okay.
09:08We have over 200 shots now,
09:11so surely there's one you can use?
09:13Oh, my agent told me that I need four options.
09:16I'm sure we have 40 options now.
09:21Oh, have you seen the film yet?
09:23Oh, I haven't had a chance.
09:25I'm not great with scary films.
09:26Spike is already auditioning actors for his new film.
09:29Come on!
09:30Gabe is super happy that we have a filmmaker to shoot the wedding.
09:34Spike has some really interesting ideas.
09:37I'm still trying to think of a good wedding gift for you guys.
09:40Honestly, don't stress too much about it.
09:42No!
09:44This might sound weird,
09:46but I really want to give you guys the best gift out of everyone.
09:51And why would you need to do that?
09:55I...
09:58I've always struggled to find my place in life.
10:02Now I have this gift as an actor,
10:04thanks to you introducing me to Spike.
10:07It's been a great gift to my life,
10:09and...
10:10Now I'd like to top that for you.
10:13Aww.
10:14That's very sweet.
10:15Well, maybe you could set up an interview with Vogue magazine?
10:19That would make us even.
10:21Vogue US?
10:23Or UK?
10:25Ah, it was a joke.
10:26I'm joking.
10:27Oh, okay.
10:28Let's finish up here.
10:29Oh, okay.
10:30You sure you don't want that?
10:32I could...
10:32I could get that.
10:50Adam.
10:51Yes!
10:52Last time I checked.
10:53Munro.
10:54Nice to meet you.
10:56Likewise.
10:57Take a seat.
10:59Can I get you a water?
11:01Or a kombucha?
11:02Or a non-alcoholic cocktail?
11:03I'm fine, but thank you.
11:05Okie dokie.
11:06Let's get into it.
11:07So, I just want to say that I'm a huge fan of your work.
11:11And condolences on Single Out.
11:13You know, the team here at Pump absolutely love that magazine.
11:17And I personally used to grab every issue.
11:19I really appreciate that, Mr Munro.
11:21Sorry.
11:22Just Munro.
11:23Not Mr Munro, because that's your first name.
11:26Yeah.
11:27We had some good times for sure.
11:29Well, I come bearing great news and there'll be more good times ahead.
11:34That's very exciting.
11:35What do you have in mind?
11:37We want you and your team to be the head of our new campaign.
11:41We think your work suits our style.
11:46Munro.
11:47Yes.
11:48This will be our first campaign outside Canada.
11:51And we're targeting the Aussie market.
11:53But predominantly the queer Aussie market.
11:55And that's why we want you as our campaign head photographer.
12:00Sounds amazing.
12:02Thank you so much for this opportunity.
12:05Awesome.
12:06I'm going to give you some stock to get started with some inspiration.
12:10Yeah, that'd be nice.
12:12Can I keep them?
12:13Absolutely.
12:14So we'll talk to your team next week and we'll work out a strategy moving forward.
12:18My team?
12:21I usually work solo, so what were we thinking I needed a team for out of curiosity?
12:27This is a huge campaign across multiple platforms with a big investment.
12:32Hey, you've got a team, haven't you?
12:34Yes.
12:36My team.
12:37Of course.
12:37I have a team of people that do...
12:42Team...
12:42stuff.
12:43Team stuff.
12:44Great.
12:44I'm excited to see your vision.
12:46Great.
12:47And all of a sudden he's asking me for a team.
12:49I don't have a team.
12:50I work solo.
12:52So...
12:52Are you free?
12:53No, look, Adam.
12:54Look, I'm sorry.
12:54I just, I can't take any more risks.
12:56But it's not taking a risk.
12:58Like, the money's really good and it could lead to bigger and better things.
13:01I know this just looks like a florist, but it's so much more than that.
13:05We do so much more than that.
13:08I'm not really one for guessing games, but seeing as how much more it is than just selling flowers,
13:14why don't you enlighten me?
13:16Well, we sell.
13:19We sell happiness.
13:23Playing slowly with your left eye if you're in any danger.
13:29No, look, Adam.
13:30My boss is here, okay?
13:32And she respects me and she cares about my wellbeing.
13:35You just don't know what it's like to be in a workplace where someone actually thinks you're an important part
13:39of the team.
13:40Okay, Ange.
13:41But if you change your mind, the offer still stands.
13:46Ange!
13:48I'm so sorry to interrupt, but I can't help but notice that this conversation has less to do with work
13:53and more about you pursuing a different career path.
13:56Oh, no, no, no. It's not like that.
13:58I'm all about supporting the women and their career goals, but not if you're going to screw me over and
14:04leave me short-staffed.
14:05Oh, no, no, no. I wouldn't help.
14:07I have my own personal needs and I would like to not be here 24-7 if I can bloody
14:13help it.
14:13Yeah, understood. I was just showing...
14:15Is it too much to ask that once a week I get to wake up at lunch and be lazy
14:20while I slowly nibble away at the pineapples on my leftover Hawaiian pizza?
14:26I know that sounds oddly Pacific, but I just really love pineapples.
14:31Do you know what I'm trying to say?
14:32Lovely enough, I actually do. Can you excuse me for just one second? When do I start?
14:38Hmm.
14:44Hey, sunshine.
14:46What are you doing here?
14:49Come to see you, of course.
14:51Want your job back?
14:52Not today.
14:53You know, I remember when you first started, you were so nervous.
14:57I was?
14:58Maybe just a little.
14:59And you know, then Gabe started a week later.
15:01Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
15:03You know, I really miss those days.
15:06Yeah, I...
15:06Could you just give me one?
15:07Sure, sure.
15:08So good to see you.
15:09Push it away, push you away.
15:12If you take a picture of me, I will never speak to you again.
15:17So, how you been?
15:20Fantastic.
15:21Why haven't you been answering my calls?
15:25What part of mental breakdown was I unclear about?
15:29I...
15:30I don't see the point in having meaningless conversations about why the magazine failed and how it's all my fault.
15:38You know, I...
15:40It's getting old.
15:42And besides, you're doing fine without me.
15:44I see your chatty posts, like...
15:47I always knew you'd make it.
15:50Hold up.
15:51Before you cry, let me just correct you by saying undoubtedly that it was not your fault and I'm not
15:58fine without you.
16:00I actually need your help with something big.
16:03Is that a...
16:04Euphemism?
16:05Because I'll have you know I'm very happy with Spike.
16:07Very happy.
16:08It's very flattering.
16:09Seriously?
16:10I've got a job for you.
16:11It's a big campaign for pump underwear.
16:14And if all goes well, we might finally have something creative to work on again.
16:18I already have Ange on board, but I really need you to manage everything and keep us on schedule.
16:25I can't do this alone.
16:28Will he say yes?
16:31I need some time to process this information.
16:36Is that a yes?
16:37I need some time to process.
16:40That sounds like a yes to me.
16:41I need some time to process.
16:44Hmm.
16:46Think about it.
16:49Go away!
16:50I need some time to testophyte.
17:04Push it away, to put you away.
17:08Just get away before it's away.
17:12Push it away, to put you away.
17:15Just get away before it's away.
17:19Push it away, just push you away
17:23Just get away, push it away
17:27Push it away, just push you away
17:31Just get away
17:33I hope that we can go out on our own in the next couple of days.
17:38Alright, why are we here?
17:41I have some big news.
17:45We know.
17:47Who told you?
17:48Mark, you texted us this morning. I have big news?
17:52With two exclamation marks, actually, so...
17:55Okay, well, don't freak out.
17:58It may come as a bit of a shock at first.
18:01You're not sick, are you?
18:03Oh, no, no, no, no, no, nothing like that.
18:05No, my breasts are checked in well, thanks to you, Adam.
18:13Can we move on, please?
18:15I'm selling the house.
18:18What? When?
18:19Before the end of the year, I'm out.
18:23You're out?
18:25Okay.
18:26But why?
18:27Because it's time for me to move on
18:30and fulfil my lifelong dream of living in my own apartment.
18:34Since when was that your lifelong dream?
18:37Since a few months ago.
18:39So a few months long dream.
18:42Does your lifelong dream include making me homeless?
18:45No.
18:45You wanted to get married
18:47and that usually eventuates in you moving in with the person you are marrying.
18:52Yeah, but I haven't found anything yet.
18:56Everything is too expensive to rent
18:58and I don't have the time to find something.
19:00Time is just a man-made contrast.
19:06Construct.
19:07Okay, construct.
19:08Look,
19:10it'll all work out in the end, trust me.
19:13Oh, no.
19:18We were thinking of you
19:21But I'm no better
19:24You're sick of humour
19:27Oh, you're so sick of free
19:31You're making me feel so superhuman
19:34Oh, you're so superhuman
19:39Oh, you're so superhuman
19:42You're making me feel so good
19:45And make my body feel
19:47Oh, oh, oh, oh.
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