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00:10Love my mind
00:18Straight up from my heart, you're my number one
00:22And hey, here's the part, I'm still having fun
00:26It's like you're the cloud underneath my feet
00:31And you're the reason that I breathe
00:34Love my mind
00:39Love my mind
00:43Love my mind
00:47And the way you're talking, baby, you're so cool
00:52I'll do anything for you
01:00You're my mind
01:03Yeah, the way you're talking, baby, you're so cool
01:09I'll do anything for you
01:21Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
01:25Ooh, heaven is a place on earth
01:29They say in heaven, love comes first
01:33Ooh, heaven is a place on earth
01:43Oh, Marcy, those look like real flowers
01:48I just can't believe you ladies have done all of this for me
01:53I feel so blessed
01:55It's what we do
01:56I don't know how it is at your other church
01:59But St. Augustine is really, it's really family
02:01I love that
02:02I really do
02:03Oh, my God, look at this
02:06Oh, my God, look at this
02:09Oh, my God, look at this
02:11And you're feeling with the stars above
02:14And you look me up
02:16You know where I'm from
02:18Ooh, baby, do you know that's worth?
02:23Ooh, heaven is a place on earth
02:26They say in heaven, love comes first
02:30It's women having a place on earth
02:34Just stuff it all in. I'm late for work.
02:44What is he doing here?
02:45Bodhi had jamboree.
02:47Dad had to take him because I had to be here watching you do church lady drag.
02:51I am in the goddamn choir, Margo. I am a church lady.
02:57Hello.
02:59Hello.
03:00A bridal shower. How lovely.
03:02It was lovely. I understand you're coming to Vegas.
03:04I won't get in your way. I'm there strictly as a manny.
03:08Manny is a man-manny.
03:09I know what a fucking manny is.
03:11Okay, sorry. I just learned the term.
03:12I'm still bottle training Bodhi, so it's the only way that I can make it work since you don't want
03:16him at the wedding.
03:17No, it's not just the wedding. It's that we have an entire slate of adult activities planned.
03:21And we'll be out of the way.
03:23I would like to catch a glimpse of you in your dress, but I'll be stealth about it.
03:27That is inappropriate.
03:29We are at the Lord's house.
03:31You won't even know I'm there.
03:34I will know you're there.
03:36Okay, so Kenny is expecting us before lunch, so I will pick you up bright and early.
03:41Great, and Dad will follow with Bodhi because you don't want to ride with a baby.
03:44Okay, go on and stop with the Cheyenne hates babies bullshit.
03:48I never said you hated babies.
03:49Me and Bodhi are happy to follow you.
03:51It's our own little caravan.
03:57Bingo, bingo, bingo, bongo.
03:59Vegas, here we come.
04:09There'll be no streams to bind your heat.
04:12Not if my love can't bind your heart.
04:16Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, be careful, be careful.
04:18Marcy's cake is back there.
04:19Don't smush it.
04:19I don't know why you're bringing that thing.
04:21Kenny loves Marcy's cake.
04:23He wanted to include people from the church in our wedding as much as he possibly could.
04:29Well, I mean, it all works out.
04:30You love Vegas.
04:31I love Vegas, even though I don't gamble.
04:36Wait, you told Kenny that you don't gamble?
04:39He doesn't need to know.
04:40So we're going to Vegas, and you're not going to gamble?
04:43Well, there's plenty to do in Vegas without gambling.
04:45Uh, like what?
04:46Oh, um, like maybe get married.
04:51Oh, God.
04:52For fuck's sake.
04:53I don't need the attitude today.
04:55I don't have an attitude.
04:56I don't have an attitude.
04:57Okay, here comes our part.
05:00And if we're big drums of the night
05:06I won't be blinded by the light
05:13Just call me angel of the morning
05:17Angel
05:19Just cut your teeth before you leave me
05:24Don't leave it
05:26Just call me angel
05:28Marcellus' death left Julia free for Tiberius to marry
05:33And all would have gone well with Olivia's plans
05:35Had there not been a dangerous outbreak of political unrest in Rome
05:39What's wild here, champ, is that Tiberius' first wife was Vipsania,
05:45daughter of Marcus Agrippa, who was married to Julia, Tiberius' stepsister,
05:50making her also his stepmother-in-law.
05:52It's like one big, awesome pot of incestuous family gumbo.
06:07Let's go to Vegas.
06:29Hey!
06:37I...
06:39look at you i was a good ride yes but i missed you with all my bones too
06:45hey there he is look it's the jinx live and in person no no get get over here hi
06:55i promise i won't try and name my high school wrestling mode
06:58i swear this is the most you'll see us kenneth right kenny uh but you know people call me kenny
07:06but it doesn't matter hi margo hi and look at this little guy hey we really do appreciate you
07:15coming to help mr manny yeah yeah dad's gonna take bodie to see every live animal in vegas
07:22the flamingos a shark reef yeah all right let's check in i gotta feed them more
07:49the reservation under hern kenneth great we have you for two rooms this evening yeah with a mini
07:56fridge i put in a request for a mini fridge yes there is a mini fridge oh tomorrow evening we
08:02have
08:02booked for the king room with balcony and pool view you did not a poolside room pool view but yeah
08:09and you also have reserved an additional room for two nights tonight just need a credit card right
08:14that's uh that's you all oh uh the separate rooms oh yeah we're not we're no we're not sharing a
08:21room
08:21until our wedding night uh visa mastercard or amex mastercard no no you don't have one king or two
08:29queens uh two queens you fucking sicko sorry he's my dad he's just here to watch my baby while my
08:36mom
08:36gets married no need to explain two queens i'm splitting the room with you i'm not letting you pay
08:45for all this it's fine it actually isn't i should probably pump before this magic show that kenny is
08:54taking us to which really should be amazing oh i'm sure it will be one of the most amazing moments
09:01in your young life we'll just go grab some ice can you get snacks too yeah we are about to
09:07go ape
09:07shit on a vending machine a group of flamingos is called a flamboyance a group of crows is a murder
09:22a group of parrots is a pandemonium
09:32there are pigments called carotenoids in the algae that brine shrimp eat
09:37and since a flamingo eats those shrimp its body metabolizes the pigments and that's how its feathers
09:43turned pink flamingos are monogamous and mom and dad both helped to build the nest and incubate the egg
10:04how about that let me get into my carpet bag of tricks uh shall we okay we got a
10:12cloak of invisibility
10:14i know it doesn't look like much but maybe oh oh no thanks no problem speaking of mistakes
10:20where'd you get that dress huh did you fall in a can of red paint or what's going on where'd
10:25you buy
10:25that blooming fails oh ouch that was very good
10:33i am hearing that we have a couple who is getting married tomorrow
10:41and ladies and gentlemen what is more romantic than getting pulled on stage at a matinee magic show
10:47in vegas okay
10:49hey kenny can you sign in can you sign in here clap it up clap for it up clap for
10:57it up
10:57clap for it up clap for it up
10:59jess and korea you're coming on stage
11:06giant if you wouldn't mind taking this seat of honor kenny flank the opposite flank thank you so much
11:10all right all right now wait i just want to do the math here because you are marrying that guy
11:20mm-hmm okay all right well it doesn't make sense to me but hey well let me guess uh huge
11:27bank account
11:31oh no it looks like a ladies five sorry kenny all right ladies and gentlemen now i have
11:43two absolutely identical handkerchiefs i am going to tie these in a knot just like the knot that you
11:53guys are going to tie tomorrow isn't that nice and we want a strong knot don't we so we're going
12:00to
12:00test the strength of that knot now cheyenne i need you to put this next to your heart that's right
12:07talk about cleavage guys kenny's gonna test the strength of the knot and thus the strength of your
12:13marriage all right all right a one a two three abracadab
12:29thank you so much thank you so wait i got a little thing uh sticking out right here
12:46i'm in vegas my mom's getting married i may not survive oh bummer we bought a bubble machine
12:54hurry i'm back we'll get crazy can't wait
13:05what i have to cancel my mani pad why kenny's in a bad place right now
13:16he's upset about that perverse magic show and just realized that he forgot his tie for the ceremony
13:26i have to help him find a new one so i'll have bad nails on my wedding day
13:33kenny can't find a tie by himself he's scared that he'll get where i don't like
13:42mom go get your manicure i'll find kenny a tie oh i got it i love you so much
13:51kenny honey can margo help you find a tie the two of you can spend some quality time together
14:03that sounds really nice and i i i would like that margo would too wouldn't you yeah of course
14:28what about the shell colored one yeah right or maybe not i just i don't know honestly i just
14:37okay maybe we should just take a little break no no i'm all right i'm all right it's just i
14:42i just
14:42can't believe i made such a tactical error as forgetting part of my wardrobe and i'm sorry margo
14:50about the magic show i didn't know that it was gonna be vulgar it was fine no no it was
14:58dirty dirty
15:01you know it was i had some man a guy just like degrading my future wife in front of an
15:09audience
15:09says kenny wasn't fine she was okay with it i promise you're such an excellent daughter
15:18i see the way you are with your parents both of them
15:24i was very close to my parents you know they were my best friends devoted my life to that concept
15:34of
15:35you know being of service to mom and dad and then the church to the exclusion of you know
15:46i was beginning to think i missed out a little bit you know so many things that i was just
15:52never
15:53gonna get to experience and then i walked into
16:03loomingdale's to buy a polo shirt and my whole future just
16:12just cracked cracked cracked them you know i was on your mother so much more than anything
16:22she changed my life luckiest man in the world you know
16:32hey
16:36this one she'll love it you think so pinky promise
16:47okay okay let's get back to the hotel we got to get ready for dinner okay we found one thank
16:54you marco
17:12is
17:14figure
17:30this is so elegant kenny yeah and you know what we're celebrating so as a matter of fact how about
17:41a round of pina coladas three pina coladas yeah three virgin pina coladas please thanks
17:51you got to tell him or we'll all end up drunk hey i told margaret i wanted to apologize for
17:58getting all bent out of shape about the magic show it's fine stereo yeah i just felt like i
18:06could have been a better sport about the whole thing it's fine ground control to kenny wow
18:15you know it does occur to me margo that i'm not only marrying your mom i'm also marrying the family
18:27yeah yeah and i just want you to know that i'm going to be there for you
18:31i am a dependable male figure that you can count on
18:38that doesn't have a second family oh kenny honey no jinx is not a bad person you know it's he's
18:47here to help out right now well i know that i i'm sorry thank you so much
18:53i'm wow this is amazing this drink is yummy yeah is that good work of art okay well maybe we
19:01should
19:01order anyway um yeah my bride-to-be will have um the scallops she'll love them i'm sure i will
19:18i'm performing my evolution i got it
19:30you put those milk machines to good use in a tight titty top or something
19:35kenny's asleep and we're going out you too mr manny i have to watch bodey
19:44we'll just sneak him in the bottom dollar
19:48the bottom dollar you don't say i'm pretty sure a baby can't go to a bar oh just wear my
19:55coat and hide
19:56a little dump lump in it i want a real deal bachelorette party and you will not deny me
20:12okay there you go shh
20:36shh
20:37that's how it goes sometimes hey uh i just want to thank you for having me out tonight
20:47this is really fun yeah well i knew you'd be good for a wild night out
20:54you're really getting married you're really getting married i really am yeah
21:03god damn i missed out
21:08a wedding night with you hmm yeah well i am spoken for sir
21:24remember that bathroom
21:32it's the best seven minutes of my life
21:42you blew it
21:45i know
21:49could have had me
21:52i wish i had but you blew it
21:57it's not a fucking baby
22:00this isn't something i like normally do
22:02i got him i got him
22:03wait are you fucking kidding me
22:04no it's okay it's okay
22:07just pop them all
22:10okay
22:10okay
22:19you go ahead you two have fun
22:46what did you meet somebody in there
22:49just enjoying a babyless pee
22:51yeah that bathroom is uh surprisingly comfortable it's roomy
22:56okay i got it you and dad banged in there
22:59margot what is the deal with you guys
23:02what
23:05oh this song because in the midnight hour she cried more more more
23:14with a rebel yell she cried more more more
23:18i love it when you sing oh god we won't after tomorrow
23:22what do you mean you've been practicing that duet for weeks
23:25oh i just it's just it's just you know i gotta i gotta really feel the music and you know
23:30like in
23:30my gut and i try and i i just don't feel anything with that song when i hear it when
23:36i
23:37try to sing it i just oh elvis oh my god let it be me it's just such an
23:43ass licker of a song yeah maybe it's not the song
23:49what do you mean you know you don't have to get married tomorrow if you don't want to
23:54kenny is a good man he's such a good man he's kind he's stable so kind so stable
24:00and he wants me by his side till the day he dies that no man has ever loved me like
24:08he does
24:11can't you even pretend to be happy for me
24:24mom i am so happy for you
24:28i'm happy for me too
24:35oh look what we have here cheers cheers
24:46i'd walk the world
24:57i'd sell my soul for you
25:02i'd sell my soul for you
25:03for money to burn for you
25:09i'll give you all
25:10i'll give you all and have no name
25:14jessie jessie jessie jessie jessie jessie
25:17to have you here like me
25:27i'll give you all my soul for you
25:31oh
25:31oh
25:31oh
25:31oh
25:31oh
25:31oh
25:31oh
25:31oh
25:39oh
25:39oh
25:40oh
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25:50oh
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25:57oh
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25:58oh
25:58oh
25:58oh
25:58oh
25:59oh
26:01oh
26:01oh
26:02oh
26:04okay
26:05okay i'll have buffalo wings
26:07and the shrimp mac and cheese
26:09i'll have my own order of buffalo wings
26:13come on in
26:14and two tycos
26:17i know
26:23so
26:28something borrowed
26:35it's boaties
26:36i thought you could use it as a handkerchief during the ceremony
26:39is
26:41oh
26:46something blue
26:48oh
26:49oh
26:51oh
26:52oh
26:52oh
26:53you have to hide that
26:55okay
26:57something old
27:00okay
27:03remember that no it is from when we drove all the way to the Grand Canyon and we just looked
27:09at it
27:10and bought some Sour Patch Kids and then drove all the way back because I had school the next
27:16day so I kept this rock from that trip I love this so much I love you so much
27:26something new what something old something blue something borrowed something new
27:37there's no new here you forgot the new oh shit that's why they make it rhyme so people remember
27:43it oh god I'm such an idiot yeah I mean I didn't say it
27:52oh you something new
27:59it's from the hotel's jewelry store it's solid 14 carat how did you even oh my god you can't put
28:06it
28:06this oh my gosh I can't believe you did this of course I did we're getting married
28:16I don't deserve you how did you turn out so well oh my god I was just such a terrible
28:23mother what
28:24you're the best mom in the whole world no no I couldn't give you the life you deserved
28:33things you deserved what are you talking about oh for Christ's sake you had to grow up with a
28:38mother who worked at Hooters there's nothing wrong with working at Hooters there's nothing wrong with
28:43doing what you have to do to take care of your child
28:48I do only fans
28:51that's funny
28:52you're funny
29:01I'm sorry I'm
29:07you're um you're doing what um is that pornography no it's not pornography I'm not having sex on camera
29:14oh my god Margo oh my god no it's basically just pictures of me in my underwear no no no
29:20no I promise
29:20mom no it's not what you think it is you're quitting now okay you're done just just get another job
29:30mom I can't just go and just get another job this is how I'm able to take your dad oh
29:35my god I mean
29:35how the hell are you yelling at me about this you think this is funny you have destroyed your life
29:49forever
29:50mom stop
29:57you're a sex worker Margo
30:00no I'm not having sex
30:02you're selling it
30:04this is about building a brand
30:06no no no no no this is about you giving people
30:11everything they need in order to decide that you are a piece of trash
30:15that isn't worth shit
30:18it is about losing the respect of
30:20every single person who would ever help your sorry ass even a little bit
30:26god
30:27oh quick god just stop
30:29does your father know about this
30:33no no no I don't I just I don't even know what to say
30:37maybe I wasn't the perfect mother but I did not raise you to to do filthy things like this
30:43no you raised me to be your friend because you don't have any
30:57you have to come to the wedding tomorrow
31:01obviously I can't tell Kenny about any of this
31:04but we need to witness
31:08I don't know
31:10mom
31:23oh my god
31:38I read your letter in the morning by the lake and I cried
31:46they were tears of joy my chains are finally broken
31:52I made a vow to stand beside you till the day that I died
31:59told you I could never live without your love but I lied
32:12my god
32:14one
32:14you
32:14the
32:47Please rise for the bride of the Lord.
32:54God bless the day I found you.
33:00I want to stay around you.
33:06And so I beg you, let it be me.
33:15Don't take this heaven from one.
33:22If you must cling to someone.
33:26Now and forever.
33:32Let it be me.
33:37Each time we meet, Lord.
33:43I find complete love.
33:48Without your sweet love.
33:53Tell me.
33:53Oh, who am I being?
33:59So never leave me lonely.
34:05Tell me you love me only.
34:10I'm about your own words.
34:15Let it be me.
34:22Let it be me.
34:24We want me.
34:25Each time we meet, Lord.
34:32We want me.
34:33Let it be me.
34:34Once.
34:35Thanks.
34:43Each time we meet, Lord.
34:47Hey, I'll pronounce you Puzzle Life Monday.
34:49Let's do it.
34:49Kiss your bride.
34:51Hey, hey.
34:54Without your sweet home, Tony, what would I be?
35:04Oh, you did it.
35:13Cheers to Mrs. Hearn.
35:16Here you go.
35:16That was about the most beautiful ceremony in the history of forever.
35:21Amen.
35:22Yeah.
35:24All right.
35:26And I'd like to make a toast.
35:29Yeah.
35:33Kenny, your love for my mom is pure and deep, and it's a beautiful thing to witness.
35:43Oh.
35:50Mom, every good thing, every strength that I possess is because of the example that you set.
36:02Not only by your words, sometimes, well, especially not your words, but because of you just being you.
36:19And for that, I'm truly grateful.
36:23So.
36:26Best wishes to the both of you, and I love you.
36:36I said, honka, honka, honka, burning love.
36:39Oh, and look, it's time for, it's a honka, honka, burning love.**
36:45I
36:46said, honka, honka, burning love.**
36:57Oh, my God.
37:01Oh, my God.
37:04Oh, my God.
37:17Being on the road all those years, this was my favorite part.
37:21Room service?
37:23Room service.
37:35I peeked in today.
37:40She looked amazing.
37:43She did.
37:45And you looked amazing.
37:48I did.
37:52And Kenneth.
38:02Sweetheart.
38:05She still sees me as a kid.
38:08A baby with a baby.
38:10Well, she's a parent.
38:11That's my point.
38:12She'll never trust me to make my own decisions.
38:14You two battle all the time.
38:17And you always come out the other side loving each other more.
38:21You didn't ruin her big day.
38:25I ruined her so pretty.
38:28Say what now?
38:30Nothing.
38:31Maybe we should just leave tonight.
38:33I don't want to wake up in Vegas.
38:36Music to my ears.
38:37Why don't you go for a walk?
38:39Bodhi and I will pack up the car.
38:43Okay.
38:44I'm gonna go soak my feet.
38:46I want to dig into something big.
38:49An art project.
38:50I'm just...
38:50I'm not sure what yet.
38:54You okay, baby?
38:57Sada.
38:59Are you okay?
39:04Sada.
39:40There's my husband.
39:55What's wrong?
39:58I'm just so...
40:00so happy.
40:02Well, that's good.
40:04Happy is good.
40:29I'm so sorry.
40:31The music's distracting.
40:37Oh.
40:39Okay.
41:06I just want to be here in this room with you.
41:33Wow.
41:52I hate it when dukes try to chase me.
41:57But I love it when you try to save me.
42:00Cause I'm just a lady.
42:06I love it when we play 1950.
42:10It's so cold that you stay, it's about to kill me.
42:13I'm surprised when you kiss me.
42:22So tell me why my guys look like you.
42:27Tell me why it's wrong.
42:36So I'll wait for you.
42:41I will keep on waiting for you.
42:55I will keep on waiting for you.
43:19I'll wait for you to see you.
43:20I will keep on waiting for you.
43:20I will keep on waiting for you.
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