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01:12For you.
02:02How you doing, brother?
02:04Never better.
02:20Would you like another lesson on the swaddle before you leave?
02:23No, we got the swaddle down.
02:26Care to hold your grandson?
02:28Oh, I would love to, but I should finish up packing.
02:33When do I get my stitches out?
02:34They'll dissolve in about a week.
02:36And it'll eventually be, like, normal again?
02:41No, never.
02:42No matter how many Kegels.
02:46No.
02:53No.
02:55No.
02:59No.
03:00No.
03:01No.
03:02No.
03:02No.
03:04No.
03:06No.
03:08No.
03:08O-D-H-I.
03:10Bodhi.
03:11Bodhi.
03:11Sorry.
03:12I thought it was Brody.
03:15It's kind of crazy.
03:16They just let you leave with them.
03:18Yeah.
03:18Newborn human being.
03:20No instruction manual.
03:21You'll be surprised how natural.
03:23It'll all come to you.
03:25Did it for you when you had me?
03:27Oh, yeah.
03:28Like riding a bike.
03:33Last night, I had this super vivid dream that Dad was there while I was giving birth.
03:43Well, he wasn't there, Noodle.
04:06I'll check in right after my shift.
04:10You're really just going to leave me alone with him?
04:13You'll be fine.
04:18You got this.
04:19The best thing I'll be in all of my
04:23is that the body is the best part, yeah.
04:28Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
04:42You got this.
04:44OK.
04:52Hi.
04:53Hi, Bodie.
04:56He's so cute.
04:58So cute.
05:00So tiny.
05:05Oh, what a miracle.
05:08Oh, miracle.
05:12He's just so handsome.
05:15Handsome.
05:15Exactly.
05:16And adorable.
05:17Adorable.
05:20He's probably hungry.
05:21Oh, I read that babies eat every two hours.
05:24I so wish I could.
05:26I mean, wouldn't it be amazing
05:26if we could just snack around the clock?
05:28Hey, you know the baby can hear you?
05:30And every time you speak, you're making him weirder.
05:32Mm-hmm.
05:35OK.
05:46OK.
05:53OK.
06:01OK.
06:02Don't ask me why.
06:05I think you knew the answer when you want to kiss my hand.
06:14I mean, there's something wrong with him.
06:16There's nothing wrong with him.
06:17There's nothing wrong with him.
06:17How can you just automatically know that?
06:19Because I'm a doctor, I'm a pediatrician, I examine your child, there's nothing wrong with me as a colleague.
06:23Oh, I'm doing really well.
06:27Thanks.
06:28I look after myself.
06:30Thanks.
06:30I don't need ya.
06:35Yeah, I'm doing really well.
06:38Thanks.
06:41I'm having fun.
06:46I'm having fun.
06:46I'm having fun.
06:48I'm having fun.
06:48Do some squats as you're holding.
06:49I'm sorry, what?
06:50It can help with the colic.
06:52Just deep knee squats, up and down, up and down.
06:54Just do it while we're talking.
07:08I try to get as much of it as I can with a diaper, kind of lift his cheeks up
07:17just to make sure that I got it.
07:20Are you okay? Are you all right? I'm great.
07:41Oh my god, baby Bonnie! Aww, he's just perfect. I don't know what else to say. He's perfect.
07:50I know. I can't even remember life without him. Aww. And you're feeling okay?
08:00Well, my tits are becoming a bit otherworldly. The stitches dissolve from my episiotomy, so I no longer have to
08:09ice my crotch, so that's nice.
08:11And I got a little something going with mood swings, which could either be postpartum or self-awareness.
08:20Self-awareness of what?
08:25That I'm terrible at this.
08:29Margo.
08:30Shhh. I am.
08:35I'm beginning to realize that nobody is totally straight with you, you know?
08:40They all just harp on the joy and the miracle and wonderful, which it is. It totally is.
08:53But...
08:54But...
08:55But what?
08:57I mean, it just refuses. It refuses to get a good latch.
09:04My nipples are so sore.
09:08And after he's done with them, they don't even look like nipples.
09:11They're more like squeezed toothpaste tubes.
09:15And my areola is all white and...
09:21And pinched.
09:22And everything's probably getting off my blood supply, so...
09:26And he just spits them out with such vicious contempt.
09:33And he makes this awful clicking noise.
09:37It's like...
09:44I'm sorry, but that fucking little thing won't shut up.
09:48I mean, at least prohibit us from getting a dog.
09:51Having a screaming baby?
09:53I think we need to extend a little more patience.
09:55Please.
09:56She could have practiced a little more patience before screwing her lip professor?
10:05It has become obvious that the people in Margo's life regard her as an unrelatable space alien.
10:13And why shouldn't they?
10:15She made the world's dumbest decision.
10:20Meanwhile, Bodhi is somehow getting cuter by the day.
10:23As if the nutrients he occasionally sucks down are a super-powered tit-ooze,
10:29meant to produce the world's most perfect mutant baby.
10:33What will the apex of his cuteness be?
10:38The jury is out.
10:52James!
10:53Okay, so we've gone over your aftercare and so forth, your discharge plans, your follow-up appointments.
10:58Over and over.
11:02So, big, big reminder on the importance of routine and support groups.
11:08I can't overstate that.
11:10And I know you've been told that once all the kudos and attaboys fade, it's the quiet that you've got
11:17to watch out for.
11:18Yeah.
11:19You got somebody picking you up?
11:21Uber.
11:22You have Uber in New Mexico?
11:24Yeah.
11:27Uh...
11:29Everything good?
11:32A little development.
11:35Like a bump development?
11:37Something you need to see a counselor over?
11:43No.
11:44No.
11:49No.
11:50All right.
11:53Teaching your baby to breastfeed and be tricky.
11:57But these challenges can help.
11:59What's your baby?
12:01Tell me to tell you.
12:02Hey, honey.
12:03You got it.
12:04You got it?
12:05You got it?
12:06You got it?
12:06You got it?
12:07You got it?
12:08You got it?
12:10Fuck!
12:12He's been down in there!
12:14Don't you think if I knew how to make him stop, I would?
12:19What do you want me to do?
12:21Go outside?
12:23Fuck you!
12:26I don't know why you think this is acceptable.
12:29I have a midterm in biochem.
12:31And I know you will never understand what this night of sleep might cost me.
12:34You will never get it!
12:35So if you can't make it, shut up!
12:36Can you take him outside?
12:38Outside?
12:38Hey, come on, guys!
12:40It is 2 a.m.
12:41And you want me to take my one month baby outside?
12:44It's not all about you!
12:46Or your baby!
12:47Are you that clueless?
12:48I am not clueless!
12:51I am well fucking aware of the magnitude of my idiocy!
12:56But it's your baby!
12:57Your responsibility!
12:58My responsibility is to pass my biochem exam!
13:02Okay!
13:03I'll leave!
13:05That's what you want?
13:06I will leave!
13:13You happy now?
13:15Yes!
13:16Because now I'll be able to sleep!
13:32Have a great day!
13:34You're not acting as if you're esta teledon!
13:35You just wanna see doing this incredible same clock and why can't you do the FORCE
13:38You knew no 순간 can do anything?
13:39If it's a DNA that causes someone that's pretty bad on you can't make replace yourGS anyway,
13:40and against you I quickly never jumped.
13:51I don't know.
14:19Hi.
14:21Hey, Mom.
14:23What's the matter?
14:24Nothing's the matter. Everything's fine.
14:27What's the matter?
14:32I don't think I'm going to make it.
14:35Don't be ridiculous. You're a mother.
14:38Mothers make it. You got this.
14:40God, why does everybody say that?
14:42You got this.
14:43Because you don't have a choice.
14:48I need to go back to work to make some money.
14:50Which means I need a babysitter.
14:53Which I can't afford.
14:57Don't even think about asking me what you're about to ask.
15:02Mom.
15:05I need a babysitter.
15:06Okay, so I'm gonna go back to work.
15:13I don't know.
15:17I need a babysitter.
15:20I need a babysitter.
15:22I need a babysitter.
15:23I need a babysitter.
15:31I need a babysitter.
15:32I need a babysitter.
15:43Oh, fuck.
16:05Hey, Jinx.
16:09Hey.
16:11What's up?
16:13All right.
16:16How you no boomer?
16:18Oh, I, uh, he knows me.
16:20I used to wrestle.
16:22Oh.
16:23I never could get into that stuff.
16:25It's kind of stupid.
16:27No offense.
16:28No, none taken.
16:30It's a bad job.
16:31Don't do it.
16:32Okay.
16:35Hey, so is that his casey sitting out there, that beautiful old beast?
16:39Mm-hmm.
16:40It looks nicer than riding the Greyhound.
16:44You had it home?
16:45Yeah.
16:46Got an ex-wife and kids back in Jersey.
16:48Got some things to sort.
16:50Mm.
16:51Well, must be nice for them.
16:54Having a famous parent at home.
16:56Oh, yeah, yeah.
16:57It is a very special sort of relationship.
17:00Mm-hmm.
17:05Oh, yeah.
17:05I heard a great kid.
17:06Yeah.
17:08Oh, yeah.
17:10And to my can.
17:12Oh, yeah.
17:13Oh, yeah.
17:13Give me down.
17:14I can't believe you.
17:15Mm-hmm.
17:17Oh, yeah.
17:18Oh, yeah.
17:20Oh, yeah.
17:21Oh, yeah.
17:23Oh, yeah.
17:29Oh, yeah.
17:30Yeah, I ride sight assigns.
17:30Hey, the bus is leaving the hotshot.
17:33Thank you. Thank you very kindly.
17:54Hey, excuse me, sir.
17:57I've got a championship belt in here.
17:59I could use a good home.
18:01I could autograph it for you.
18:02I could take a photo in case you want to resell.
18:04But I've got to walk out that door in exactly ten seconds.
18:07How'd you like to do a little business with Jinx?
18:11What?
18:39Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
18:41I keep trying to tell you, he doesn't like me.
18:44It's just the colic, not you.
18:46Maybe try holding him less, you know, rigid.
18:51See, you see?
18:53He's just picking up on your attention.
18:56He does it with me, too.
18:58There you go.
19:00There you go.
19:01Shh.
19:03There you go.
19:05So, he's just been fed, but he will get hungry.
19:10Yeah, be good for Grandma.
19:13No, you have to put those in the fridge.
19:15Ugh, it just seems so schemy, handling your milk.
19:19You didn't breastfeed me, did you?
19:20I tried.
19:22Oh, was it the implants?
19:24Huh?
19:25You know, I got some, ugh, kind of infection.
19:30Have you talked to Dad?
19:31Why?
19:32Would I?
19:33Well, I haven't.
19:34Not that I do.
19:35I just would have thought, I'm getting a bad feeling.
19:38Like, maybe something happened to him.
19:40What if he's dead?
19:41God, he's not dead.
19:43He's just whatever the fuck.
19:47Oh, hey, you got something.
19:49There.
19:49Um, Kenny wants to meet you.
19:55I've already met him.
19:56Only in passing.
19:58And, you know, he, he, like, wants to meet you and get to know you.
20:04Why?
20:05I don't know.
20:07What, like a formal interview process?
20:10Could be.
20:12Mom, you wouldn't actually marry him, would you?
20:15You bet your ass I would.
20:17What?
20:17Why?
20:20Because he's everything I'm not.
20:24Well, he's also cheap.
20:26I really think he's going to let you spend $400 a month on face cream?
20:29He doesn't have to know about the face cream.
20:32Do you love him?
20:35I do.
20:37Liar.
20:38I do!
20:40And I admire him.
20:42Mom, he's hardly your type.
20:43Yeah, well.
20:44I am finished waiting for my type.
20:46I don't even want my type.
20:48My type is the worst possible thing for me.
20:51So, um, when are you free?
20:54And, uh, you'll need to get a babysitter.
20:56That's not me.
20:56And we'll go to dinner.
20:59Can I just bring Bodie?
21:04Oh, my fucking God.
21:07You haven't told him about the baby.
21:09Okay.
21:10No.
21:11No.
21:12I'm not pretending that I don't have a child, Mom.
21:14I knew you were going to be this way.
21:15I will go to dinner with Kenny when you tell him that I have a baby.
21:19God.
21:20Unbelievable.
21:24Unbelievable yourself!
21:36Come on!
21:38Let's go!
21:41And I need to see
21:44Sunset to me
21:46Shine, shine, shine, shine, girl
21:52When you come from the whole wide world
21:58I do recall that
22:02The darkness in your eyes
22:05Let it go there
22:11That's great
22:12Let it go there
22:19You have a visitor outside
22:34Mom
22:36I can't
22:37He won't
22:38Stop crying
22:38And I just
22:39I just can't
22:40So you brought him here?
22:41I tried calling
22:42You wouldn't pick up
22:44Oh my god
22:45I'm not meant to be a grandmother
22:47Just like I wasn't meant to be a mother
22:49Fucker, fucker, fucker
22:51Mom, it's okay
22:52No, it is not okay
22:53Don't you think I know that?
22:55Even he knows that
22:56I wish I could be a better person
22:58But I'm not
22:59And his crying not stop
23:01That is exactly what he is trying to say
23:04And I will not be judged
23:06Not by him
23:07Or anyone else
23:10Look at him
23:11Look at him
23:12He deliberately is quiet
23:14When you're holding him
23:15Just to make me feel worse about myself
23:19Mom, it'll be okay
23:40I am an awful grandmother
23:45You're not
23:46Oh, stop being nice
23:48You're being mercy nice
23:50I will not be pitied
23:52I'm just terrible at everything
23:56Except being pretty
23:59And you excel at that
24:01Brilliantly
24:12I'm sorry
24:13I called him
24:14Motherfucker
24:17You think he looks like me?
24:34I love you, Noodle
24:35Love you
24:38Well, this is probably something you don't want to hear under the circumstances, but...
24:44But what?
24:46Okay, um, you're fired
24:50What?
24:51I need someone I can count on
24:52I'll solve the childcare thing
24:54You won't
24:56I won't?
24:57Honey
24:57This is your life
25:01Businesses
25:01Employers
25:02We scrape to make it
25:03We survive because of dedicated employees
25:06I need a job, Tess
25:09And you're my friend
25:11Yeah, so as your friend
25:12Bet I'm saying now
25:14When people work remotely from home all the time
25:17Especially
25:18Writers
25:23I've been trying my best
25:26To keep it together
25:27Light as a feather
25:29And stiff as a board
25:31And lonely is right on
25:33I've got my sights on
25:35That open door
25:36I could run
25:38Or I could
25:38Take one for the team
25:40But this time tomorrow
25:42I won't be breathing
25:44Believe me
25:45I'll keep my little mouth shut
25:48But I'm going to be sorry
25:50What's up?
25:54Nothing's wrong
25:55In fact, it's a positive development
25:58Of sorts
26:00We wanted to let you know
26:01We found our own place
26:02So we'll be moving out in a week
26:05Just wanted to give you a heads up
26:06So you could find new roommates
26:08Are you kidding me?
26:12Do you know about this?
26:13I just found out
26:17A little notice might have been nice
26:19It came up pretty quickly
26:21And of course
26:23We can still be friends
26:24And all of that
26:25And
26:27Okay
26:46They say
26:46It's not about how you fall
26:49But how you get back up
26:56Bullshit
26:56It's not just about
26:58Popping back up
27:01It's about
27:02Beating the shit
27:03Out of whoever
27:04Knocked you down
27:07That's what character is
27:08You pass the other guys
27:10Guts out
27:10You turn them into goo
27:39Professor
27:41sir. Come in. Mark, meet Bodie. Bodie, meet Mark. Well, this has become very real. Oh, he's
28:00super real. Though I would imagine far less interesting than if he were fictional.
28:14Oh, little guy. Wow. Marco. He's really beautiful, isn't he? I cannot afford a babysitter. Not
28:29being able to afford a babysitter makes it difficult to work. Hence, I lost my job. Two
28:36of my roommates just moved out, so my portion of the rent has now increased by over a thousand
28:41dollars per month. I would rather snorkel in my own vomit than come to you begging for
28:47money. So instead, I've come to demand it. I need three thousand dollars. You're going
28:56to give it to me. Do you think I'm that liquid? You will give me three thousand dollars.
29:29What did he say? I just left before he could respond. No. I just, I don't know, I started
29:36to feel sorry for him and, you know, I could see his face start to contort and I didn't
29:41want to soften and for him to try to negotiate me down. I must say, I'm impressed. And where's
29:47Bodie? I thought you were bringing him. Susie's watching him. So, there. Progress on the babysitting
29:52front, too. Progress all around. What are you wearing? Very nice. Thank you.
29:57Hey. Oh, my God. Just looking at the menu. My mouth is flooding with saliva. Are we getting
30:05appetizers? Well, the thing about nursing, I'm constantly starved.
30:11Margot, I want you to know this meal is my treat and you're free to order whatever you
30:16like. No expense spared. We don't need an appetizer.
30:20Well, maybe you don't. You're about to order a margarita the size of your head. But I need
30:25one. You know I don't drink. Susan?
30:36Uh, no. Maybe it's the pediatrician's office? Just, um, hold on. Order me nachos.
30:44Hello? This is Margot Millett. Speaking. Elizabeth Gable calling.
30:50Uh, Elizabeth? Gable, as in the mother. His.
30:53Uh, hello? I thought we might schedule a meeting to discuss
30:59your demands. What do you mean a meeting? A meeting where two or more people get together
31:07by chance or arrangement. Mark has given me your contacts. I will email you an address.
31:13This is a joke. A joke? You find extortion funny? I don't.
31:19I'm hoping that we can meet and resolve this tomorrow. It would be best.
31:27You okay?
31:29I'm fine.
31:31You don't look fine.
31:32Well, I am.
31:34So, mom says you're a big deal in the church.
31:38Well, I'm the president and the youth ministry director.
31:41It's really cool.
31:43Yeah, we're really good programs like plays and stuff.
31:49Yeah.
31:49They even put on, uh...
31:51Rent.
31:52Rent.
31:52Rent.
31:53Yeah, we're much more liberal than we're given credit for.
31:56Mm-hmm.
31:56Which is why it was so silly for Cheyenne to think that I would judge you for having a baby
32:02out of wedlock.
32:05You know, most people these days, they just don't want to accept any consequences for,
32:10you know, their actions.
32:12A lot of girls in your situation, they would have cried rape.
32:16They would have, um, you know, said, well, he was my professor.
32:19He should have done this or he shouldn't have done that.
32:21And my point is, is that we're all fallen creatures.
32:25The real test is what we do when those chickens come home to roost.
32:35Right.
32:36Yeah.
32:38See, I told you we would get along.
32:41Which is actually why I wanted to ask you to this dinner, um, tonight.
32:47Um, I'd like to ask, uh, for your blessing, Marco.
32:52I would like to ask for your mother's hand in marriage.
32:57Uh, oh.
32:59Yeah.
33:01Oh.
33:03Do we have, um, do we have your blessing?
33:06Yeah.
33:07Yeah?
33:08Of course.
33:08Okay.
33:12Hello.
33:17Cheyenne, you are the most beautiful, beautiful woman I've ever met.
33:21Yes.
33:22Yes, I said yes.
33:23The let me finish.
33:27I would be honored if I could be the boring to your beautiful, the strong to your delicate,
33:38the serious to your silly.
33:40Cheyenne, will you be my wife?
33:44Yes.
33:49Hey, everyone.
33:50Let's give a big Applebee cheer to the happy guys.
34:05it's actually quite beautiful and romantic maybe it's even possible she really loves him
34:12that's very affirming i always find it so moving when love works out in real life as opposed to
34:17just books and movies yeah is that cabbage really working i think so it's supposed to help with
34:27inflammation and i gotta cram these milk bags into a respectable outfit tomorrow to meet mark's mom
34:33oh yikes yeah yikes indeed
34:45what look i've never brought you into this part of my life but now the girls are gone
34:49i feel comfortable saying that i'm into cosplay very into it i'm a cosplayer
35:00yeah i figured anyway if you ever want to model some looks i think you'd be a natural
35:08oh okay thank you just think about it i will i promise
35:29god at this hour what now seriously what the fuck now
35:48dad
35:51hey baby
35:52i thought you might be dead
36:14they don't have it all for you
36:22yes that's what you want to do
36:31you got it swinging in my brain
36:34would it ever be the same
36:37yeah i wish it both knew
36:41and i fucked it up for you
36:44cause you're angry they ignore
36:47they don't feel the change in your heart
36:50they don't have it all for you
36:54yes that's what humans do
36:57yeah
36:57yeah
36:58yeah
36:59yeah
36:59yeah
36:59yeah
36:59yeah
36:59yeah
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