00:13My God, it's worse than I imagined.
00:18An entire horde of monsters.
00:22How much longer we gotta sit on our decks before you tell us what this is about?
00:26Your employer will be here shortly.
00:28He'll fill you in on the target.
00:31Target? As in just one?
00:34Hell of a lot of guns for one guy.
00:37Yeah, with odds like these, you might actually win a fight.
00:42Okay.
00:46And this is the species we're trying to save?
00:49I still say we just go in ourselves.
00:51We're a tactical strike force trained for precision demon removal.
00:55His mission? Requires blunt instruments.
00:59They certainly qualify.
01:02Let them fight over who's the baddest dude in the room.
01:05We know who it really is.
01:13Oh my God, is that...
01:17The vice-fucking-president.
01:19Since there's no need for introductions, I'll get right to it.
01:22This gentleman is your primary objective.
01:26An item of critical importance to our national security.
01:29However, seeing as this item officially does not exist, we need it retrieved off the books.
01:37We've tracked the amulet to this location.
01:41You'll find it around the neck of its current owner.
01:44A man the US government considers a top-level threat.
01:47He is extremely volatile and prodigiously gifted in combat.
01:53Engage him only with the full brunt of your firepower.
01:58Superman son of a bitch got a name.
02:01His name is Dante.
02:11That's the guy we're supposed to be worried about.
02:14What's he gonna do?
02:15Get air, die on us.
02:16Get air, die on us.
02:46What's he gonna do now?
02:47Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
02:52Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
02:55Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling.
02:57Hey ladies, hey fellas.
03:00And the people that don't give up.
03:02All the lovers, all the haters.
03:04And all the people that call themselves players.
03:07Hot mamas, pimp daddies.
03:09And the people rolling up in caddies.
03:12Hey rockers, hip hoppers.
03:14And everybody, everybody, you're about to move it now
03:18Go back, hands up, hands down
03:20Back up, back up
03:21Tell me what you gonna do now
03:22Breathe in, now freeze out
03:24Hands up, back up
03:26Tell me what you gonna do now
03:27Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
03:29Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
03:32Keep rolling, rolling, rolling, rolling
03:47Laugh while you can
03:49You won't be much longer
03:51I met Dante once
03:53Worked with him on a protection job
03:55I've dealt with killers and roughnecks of every grade
03:59But this guy, he's something else
04:01The way he moved, the hits he took
04:05I'd be dead now if it wasn't for him
04:07And you'll be dead soon enough if you go after him
04:13Ain't no amount of money you could offer
04:16That'd be worth
04:16Five hundred thousand
04:19The bounty is five hundred thousand
04:21For whoever brings in Dante with the amulet
04:24And a bonus if he's alive for questioning
04:29Well, all right
04:32Let's go get him then
04:33We will be deploying a civilian asset
04:36To keep Dante distracted as you move in
04:38So if we're doing all the work
04:40Why'd you bring the Boy Scout Patrol here?
04:43They don't look like no jarheads to me
04:49These soldiers will be in the field overseeing the operation
04:52You'll deliver the package to them
04:55The contract opens as of midnight tonight
04:58That's all
05:06You and the cap with the nice eyes
05:08Hold on a second
05:12You see something you like, sweetheart?
05:15What you said was correct
05:18We're not jarheads
05:21We're demon hunters
05:22You're joking
05:25I know
05:25It's a lot to take in
05:27Someone walks up and tells you
05:29Demons are real and it's my job to kill them
05:32You're thinking the same thing anyone else would
05:35But unfortunately, it's the truth
05:37The worst truth is that not only are demons real
05:41They're really fucking hard to kill
05:44We've had to come up with our own methods
05:46Like these
05:48Anti-demon bullets
05:50Hit a human with one and it works like any other bullet
05:53But hit a demon
05:55And this little liquid explodes the instant it comes in contact with their DNA
05:59That's good to know
06:02Sometimes they pass for human
06:04They can even be incredibly convincing
06:07It's in the proportions
06:09The arms or legs will be a little too long
06:13Facial features too far apart
06:15Like they haven't quite evolved all the way
06:18There's also something in the eyes
06:20A void
06:22With a glimmer of a soul should be
06:26And of course the smell
06:28Vein mix
06:30Silver
06:31And cow shit
07:12Devil spawn mother fucker
07:15You were solid there boss
07:17Don't think I even saw you blink
07:19I knew I was in good hands
07:21Lieutenant Arkham is the pride of this righteous army
07:24I'm just helping secure a world for our species
07:27That's all that matters
07:28Indeed
07:29And our world could not ask for a better soldier
07:35Let him in
07:42Who the
07:43This is Anders
07:45Your newest member of Dotcom Elite Hops
07:47Anders
07:48Aren't you
07:49The only survivor of the White Rabbit's ambush
07:51I've watched your mission tapes
07:53It is an honor to serve with you ma'am
07:55Uh
07:56Lieutenant
07:57Mary
07:59Lieutenant
07:59Got you
08:0010-10-10-10-4
08:02Welcome to the team chief
08:04You sure about this guy sir
08:05He requested this assignment
08:07God has tested him
08:08And he was found worthy
08:11Soldier
08:11Where is the asset?
08:12While I got you here
08:13Who do I talk to about the menu?
08:16Huh?
08:16I can't even get a decent play-doh
08:20Oh
08:20Uh
08:21So
08:23Wait
08:23What do I have to do again?
08:34Dante?
08:37Dante?
08:38You here?
08:41Hey Dante
08:43It's your buddy Enzo
08:52I was worried I missed ya
08:57Hey Enzo
08:58How've you been?
09:00I could do better to tell you the truth
09:02Like if you didn't have a barrel pressed to my temple right now
09:06Wish I could help you out there
09:07I do have a funny story for you though
09:09You're gonna love this
09:11So my last job
09:12The one you gave me
09:14It turned out to be a setup
09:16So a shape-shifting demon baby
09:18Could try to steal my necklace
09:20Crazy right?
09:21Oh
09:23That's the craziest thing I ever heard
09:29It wasn't my fault Dante
09:31Don't blame poor old Enzo
09:33I'm just a kid to leave
09:35I'm so funny
09:36It was the guy who gave me the job
09:38The white rabbit
09:39He's the one
09:41I set the whole thing up
09:43See?
09:44He comes into my office
09:45Talking all smooth
09:46And I'm mesmerized
09:53All we gotta do is get to him first
09:55And then split the 500
09:58Between us
09:59So you're saying you only sent me into a trap
10:02Because a demon that looks like a giant rabbit
10:04Tricked you into doing it?
10:06Pretty much
10:07Yeah
10:10All right
10:11That checks out
10:11What are you doing here?
10:13I brought you the second half of your fee
10:15Just cause the job was fake
10:17Don't mean you don't get paid, right?
10:21Pure, uncut, American greed
10:24And all you had to do was fight a baby for it
10:26And my own brother
10:28The shapeshifter showed up again later disguised as him
10:31Nothing like how he'd actually look now
10:33But still
10:33It was a good effort
10:36Your brother
10:37Talk about digging up the past, huh?
10:40You all right, kid?
10:42I keep telling you
10:42What's my only rule?
10:44I'll take any job that pays
10:45Especially if it involves killing demons
10:47Just as long as you don't have to care
10:50I know
10:52So
10:53You and me
10:54We're all good now, yeah?
10:55You know
10:56I look at you like my own son
10:58I would take a bullet for you
11:00Well
11:00Maybe not a bullet
11:01Definitely a blade
11:02Like a little jab
11:03Point is
11:04I would never
11:05Set you up like that on purpose
11:07So there aren't multiple teams of mercenaries outside
11:10Closing in around us right now?
11:13Okay
11:13I set you up this time
11:15But only cause they made me
11:16I know I've got another one of these
11:20There it is
11:21Look
11:22Dante
11:23Those guys out there
11:25Are after your necklace too
11:26And it's the feds who are paying them
11:28This thing
11:29Goes right to the top
11:30What say you just
11:32Give the bling to me
11:33And I'll take it over to him
11:35Huh?
11:35No muss
11:36No fuss
11:37I can't do it, Enzo
11:39She gave me this necklace
11:42This isn't just a necklace, Dante
11:44It's a part of our family's history
11:47I need you to take good care of it, okay?
11:50You have to keep this safe
11:51Always
11:53You promise?
11:55It's the last thing of hers that I have
11:57No one is gonna take it from me
11:59Fair enough
12:00Well, I'll just, uh
12:02Let you get ready for the big throwdown then
12:04And, uh, and head on
12:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
12:06I didn't say we were good yet
12:27We're here for the amulet
12:29Drop the gun and hand it over
12:33I said drop the gun
12:39I don't think that's the guy
12:41Of course it's not the guy
12:43trying to go
13:09Uh-oh, what?
13:11Okay
13:13Who are we shooting at?
13:42Come on, you ain't shit, pal.
13:44Get out of here!
14:00Now we're good.
14:02Was the gag really necessary?
14:05Alright, I see your point.
14:08You managed not to kill any of them.
14:10I had to add a little challenge.
14:12You wouldn't happen to know why my family heirloom is suddenly New York's hottest fashion accessory?
14:16If I had that info, I'd have tried to sell it to you the second I got in here.
14:20Give me some credit.
14:22What are you doing now?
14:27I work better with music.
14:40I'll give you one thing.
14:41This guy's got taste.
14:42I work better with music.
14:49I work better with music.
15:07You're welcome.
15:07I work better with music.
15:07Go Brown.
15:08Go Brown.
15:08Go Brown.
15:11As a boss plays like a casket
15:13I'll shoot the power in silent play
15:15In a shadow of power
15:16I submit the code
15:18Monopolize
15:19The camera's eyes
15:20I'll check the sky
15:21What's the case for the mass
15:22Who broke and claw
15:23For the vultures
15:24Who breaks my blood and oil
15:26As a stick to call
15:28Monopolize
15:28The king will raise
15:29Swarm your eyes
15:30So defend the guards
15:32The friends of ours
15:33Who smoke the banks
15:34Strip the body ranks
15:35Off the door
15:36The son of a drunk lord
15:38Now to be a boss
15:39I can cut the cord
15:40Lights out
15:41We're on a radio
15:42Turn that shit up
15:45Lights out
15:46We're on a radio
15:47Turn that shit up
15:49Lights out
15:50We're on a radio
15:52Turn that shit up
16:02How the fuck?
16:06I don't feel bad
16:07I heal extremely fast
16:09Like a superhero
16:11Not that I call myself
16:12A superhero
16:13But your mom does
16:17Oh lord you can
16:19Win
16:21Perfect
16:36Hey Pat
16:37Are boys still getting
16:39Their asses kicked?
16:41Yep
16:43I feel bad for you doc
16:45Your first time
16:46In the field
16:47And we're not even
16:47Gonna see action
16:49My brain is too valuable
16:50To risk taking it
16:51To a combat zone
16:52I only came
16:53So I can examine
16:54The quantum transmitter
16:55The soonest possible moment
16:56Come on
16:57You don't wanna pick up
16:58A sweet battle scar
16:59Like my man here?
17:00King
17:01What?
17:02I'm saying he's a badass
17:03You went toe to paw
17:04With the white rabbit
17:05And lived
17:05I got lucky
17:06That's all
17:07Whoa whoa whoa whoa
17:08Yo yo yo yo
17:09So what was that?
17:13It looks like he can heal himself
17:15Any explanations there doc?
17:17Uh
17:17Not at the moment
17:19Is he genetically enhanced somehow?
17:22Hi Dr. Yuri
17:26I'll be testing it shortly
17:28Great
17:29So the guy's some sort of super soldier
17:32And he's wearing half the transmitter
17:33That keeps our reality
17:34From being swarmed
17:35By the armies of hell
17:37As a necklace
17:38Yeah
17:39He really is just wearing it
17:42Isn't he?
17:42Kind of makes you question
17:44Sparda's whole plan
17:45Excuse me
17:46But um
17:47What's an ancient Greek city state
17:49Got to do with any of this?
17:50Not Sparta
17:51Sparda
17:52Did no one read
17:54The intelligence briefing
17:56I prepared?
17:57I read it
17:59Thank you
18:03Sparda's one hell dweller
18:04Who might be worth not
18:05Vaporizing on sight
18:07He was a demon knight
18:09Whatever that means
18:10Big bad warrior
18:13Blah blah blah
18:15Served as the right hand of Mundus
18:17The demon's king
18:18Two thousand years ago
18:20When our world
18:21Was still connected
18:22To their shithole
18:23And Mundus
18:24Wasn't happy
18:25Just ruling the shithole
18:26He wanted to conquer humanity
18:28Make slaves at us all
18:31Typical demon shit
18:32And I guess Sparda woke up one day
18:35And realized
18:36Hey
18:37This is evil as fuck
18:39So he rebelled
18:40He fought against Mundus
18:42Taking out hundreds
18:43Of his own former legions
18:45Kind of the least
18:46He could fucking do really
18:49But even he
18:50Couldn't stop an entire world
18:51For abominations
18:52The only way to protect humanity
18:55Was to seal the realms
18:57Off from each other
18:59He himself
19:01Stayed on our side
19:02Which
19:03If that's true
19:05He's been M.I. fucking A
19:07Whenever shit hits the fan
19:08For the past few millennia
19:14So maybe he is
19:15Just another pit beast
19:16After all
19:33Dante
19:34Remember me
19:36Let's see
19:37Seven feet tall
19:39Face like someone carved a gargoyle
19:41Out of beef jerky
19:42I do remember
19:43Arnie right
19:44How are the kids
19:45Great
19:46Thanks
19:47Julie just got into Yale
19:50So look
19:51There's a big ass bounty
19:53On that necklace of yours
19:55I was thinking
19:56You and me bring it in together
19:58Huh
19:58Split the dough
20:0150-50
20:02That's a better offer
20:04Than someone made
20:07But it's gonna be hard
20:09Now
20:10Worth a shot
20:11Sorry about the place
20:13No hard feelings
20:39I thought the big guy would get at least a hit in or something
20:42Man
20:43These dudes give low-life hired killers a bad name
20:50Oh
20:52Your daughters
20:53I'm all they got
20:54You know
20:54So when I went to sign up for the army
20:56Because there was no other option
20:57And this recruiter comes up to me saying
20:59I can join the important fight right here from home
21:00He left out the demons from hell part though
21:03Kind of wish he led with the demons from hell part
21:05I'm gonna answer differently
21:08It's time
21:10I'm going in
21:11Copy that lieutenant
21:12You sure you don't need any help?
21:15Just get the truck warmed up
21:52Hey
21:53That was actually kind of close
21:55Closer than you think
21:57Hey!
22:21Of course the goon squad was a misdirect
22:25Who was that chick?
22:28What a woman
22:29I don't care who she is
22:31I made a promise
22:34And I'm going to keep it
22:39So
22:40Who here is looking for representation?
22:56Hey Lee!
23:18What's in that thing?
23:19I watched you fighting?
23:21I watched you fighting and wondered
23:21What the fuck kind of person can just shake off bullets like that?
23:25A really really awesome one?
23:27Or not a person at all
23:28That was an anti-demon round I hit you with
23:31Which means
23:32No matter how good you might be at hiding it
23:34You're a demon
23:42Ripped and irresistible dreamboat I know
23:44You still can't just tear a guy's clothes off
23:46You're not demon
23:47But you're blood
23:49I've heard it was possible
23:50I never thought I'd see one though
23:52You're a hybrid
23:54Part human
23:55Part demon
23:56Wait
23:56You think I'm part demon?
23:58You are
23:59And I've got the one weapon on earth
24:01To kill you
24:41Seriously, part demon?
24:42If you knew how many of those things I've killed
24:44You'd know how crazy you sound
24:46Demons kill their own all the time
24:48Death and destruction is the core of your nature
24:51Trust me
24:52I know all about demons' nature
24:53I'm not one of them
24:55How else can you explain what you're capable of?
24:58You even fight like they do
24:59Unholy strength but no intelligence
25:02No strategy
25:03I don't know
25:04Seems like I managed to catch you
25:06Since we're getting so personal
25:09What does everyone want with my mom's necklace?
25:12You don't even know what this really is
25:14Do you?
25:16No then, it's mine!
25:17All yours, Hellblood
25:28You think you?
25:41You don't even see him
25:42No matter what.
25:46You want us to count down
25:48You're allowed to use
25:52Go blooper
25:52No strategy
25:54We're forced only to do
25:54Only to give a instant
25:54Super Good
25:54Think the chopper
25:55Super Good
25:57MUSIC
25:57Perhaps you got a force
25:58Yak
26:07Usually we don't bother taking members of your species, prisoner.
26:11We do have the tech for it.
26:13Never special circumstances.
26:21Insurance.
26:22Just in case you manage to get out of the truck.
26:25What truck?
26:26No.
26:42Who caught who now, motherfucker?
26:44No.
26:45No.
26:59No.
27:00No.
27:02No.
27:11No.
27:17No.
27:19No.
27:28No.
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28:00No.
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