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T.h.e R.o.o.k.i.e 2018 Season 8 Episode 9
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00:00I'm happy to be here, ready to ace my second chance.
00:02It's just for the longest of these necessary.
00:06You fell as far as you could without getting about.
00:09You have to earn your way back to short sleeves.
00:11I know it's a bummer, but I'm excited to have you back on patrol.
00:16For a little while.
00:18So, what's happening? Am I riding solo or are you pairing me with someone?
00:22That's not really my call to make.
00:25But you know the answer.
00:27I didn't really have that time to tell you.
00:28But you won't.
00:30Because UCs have a blood bond of honesty that will last until the apocalypse.
00:34So, spill it.
00:36I'm just the messenger.
00:38I don't understand.
00:39You won't be riding with me anymore.
00:41Then who?
00:41You're going to be training Penn.
00:43Are you kidding?
00:44Not only do I have to go back into the suck that is uniformed police work.
00:48Not only do I have to walk a high wire act of perfection every minute of the day for the
00:51next six months.
00:53I'm getting paired with a training officer so legendarily can't take her as she makes Tim Bradford look like Mr.
00:58Rogers.
00:58I'm getting stuck with a Texas Lemon who should have been fired for a multitude of reasons.
01:03Yes.
01:04Yes.
01:05Yes.
01:06Oh, I'm going to win for you like I know you want me to do.
01:15And you heard the mechanic say that he would get it done today.
01:19He said those actual words.
01:21Yes.
01:21Even the last time it took him over a week to order the parts.
01:24Hey, I put the fear of God in.
01:27Okay, he'll be done by five.
01:28Oh.
01:29Luna, my savior, room 314 is imploding.
01:32Of course it is.
01:33I knew we were in trouble as soon as the third estranged child showed up.
01:38I prescribed antibiotics versus pneumonia and therapy for the rest of them.
01:41I'm sure they'll get right on that.
01:44I don't think we've met.
01:46Right.
01:47Oliver Ashton, this is my husband, Wade.
01:49Nice to meet you.
01:50Good to meet you.
01:50I don't think I've seen you around here before.
01:52I just started a couple months ago.
01:53Spent the last five years working for Doctors Without Borders.
01:57No problem.
01:57That's nothing compared to what you do every day.
02:00I'm doing assessments.
02:01At 314 asked for me.
02:02Tell him I got carried off by a twister.
02:08Nice guy.
02:09He makes us all look like underachievers.
02:11Thank you for the ride and for taking my car in,
02:14which you should probably go do now,
02:16or else he's going to blame us for not getting it finished today.
02:51Listen, Nolan and I have thoughts on how to train Miles going forward.
02:53Keep him, you both had your chance.
02:55Neither.
02:55What are you going to tell me that I don't already know?
02:58He's a cowboy because he's insecure?
02:59That was clear to some of us on day one.
03:02Now he is a hot mess who's going to hit the streets so scared to make a mistake
03:06that he will panic freeze the second the adrenaline hits.
03:09So, no, I will chart my own course.
03:14I think she's got it handy.
03:20Morning.
03:21What?
03:23I said good morning.
03:24Did you mean to get off here?
03:25I don't know.
03:27I don't know.
03:28Task force floor.
03:29I'm sorry.
03:29I'm just a little distracted.
03:30Everything okay?
03:32Yeah, yeah.
03:34I don't know.
03:37I found this in Luna's car and a pair of fancy men's sunglasses.
03:41That doesn't necessarily mean anything.
03:43No, of course not.
03:44I'm sure it doesn't mean anything.
03:47Yeah.
03:48Yeah, just, um, you have heard this.
03:53Never mind.
03:54Sir, if I may, there's two paths you can take here.
03:58The first is talk to your wife.
04:01Odds are there's a very simple explanation.
04:03The second is, you know, Snoop.
04:07I highly recommend the first.
04:18Just had to see me or is there a problem?
04:21Your mom.
04:22Now what did she do?
04:24Well, have you not been following our group chat?
04:26No.
04:27I muted that thing the second you set up for the three of us.
04:29Tim.
04:29I know I have a problem with communication.
04:31This is not funny.
04:32Your mom has texted us 11 times in the past hour and you're being radio silent so I have to
04:37answer.
04:37No, you really don't.
04:39You don't.
04:40It's not your job to fill the silence.
04:42In fact, the sooner you stop, the sooner she'll abandon the thread and stop sending blurry pictures of relationship quizzes
04:48from ancient Cosmo magazines she has lying around.
04:50So you are following the thread.
04:53I may have seen one or two.
04:56I'll text her, okay?
04:57It's not your way to Carrie.
04:59She's my mom.
05:00Okay.
05:01Yeah.
05:02I'll ask.
05:02Mm-hmm.
05:09Oh, howdy, Detective Harper.
05:12I want to say how thrilled I am to be training with you.
05:14You want your nickname to be asked, yes, sir?
05:16No, ma'am.
05:17Then rethink your approach.
05:18Yes, ma'am.
05:23So what is your goal for the next six months of training?
05:26Learn from my mistakes.
05:27Try not to get myself in situations I can't handle.
05:30So play it safe?
05:32I'm one screw-up away from getting bounced.
05:34What am I supposed to do?
05:46Okay, so here's how today is going to go.
05:49You are the T.O.
05:51I am the rookie.
05:53I don't understand.
05:54You will teach me the job as if I were a day one rookie.
05:56I'll take the lead on every call we get,
05:58and at the end of shift, I will decide whether you are worth my effort.
06:02Yes, ma'am.
06:03Or should I say boo?
06:06I'm just going to stick with my heart.
06:10Well, this is nice.
06:11Back together again, without the pressure being evaluated.
06:15You know, I can really let my freak flag fly.
06:19No, no, not that I have one.
06:22Like a freak flag.
06:23Like no hidden freak agenda over here.
06:26Uh-huh.
06:26Yeah.
06:26Don't worry.
06:28Your freak was safe with me.
06:29Wait, what?
06:30Oh, I see.
06:32I don't know, but seriously, I have no freak rats.
06:34Seven on 15-211 at 47163 San Vicente.
06:38Copy that.
06:39Show us responding.
06:40Hit it, super freak.
07:05Police!
07:10Police!
07:11Police!
07:23police is it over yeah why don't you come out where we can see you we were just in the
07:29middle
07:30of filming when two guys with guns came in stole all of our equipment and shot the place up okay
07:34filming what minion erotica sack not the time it's called dropout TV we do shows based around
07:41improv comedy I own the car there he goes he owns the place you know there's like a weird power
07:46dynamic but we're friends but he's our boss Jacob exactly I'm obsessed with myself okay can we just
07:51stay on track doubtful sorry no sorry right I think the path forward here is to take witness statements
07:57from each of them separately and you can put your hands down oh thank god all right in your own
08:04words
08:04just tell me what happened wow okay yeah um I first got into comedy after being bullied in middle school
08:10okay so where were you when the robbery took place your honor let the record show that it could not
08:15have been me before I was at the studio when the crime occurred oh well this isn't a courtroom you're
08:19a
08:19witness not a suspect I could have committed the crime I could have been you know like colluding
08:23were you I thought you said I wasn't a suspect okay you're making me nervous I did the crime no
08:27I
08:27didn't I'm panicking I'm panicking yeah I can't believe we lost all the footage that we shot today
08:30I probably did some of my best most important work of my career my dame judy butthole bit killed
08:35did the suspects have accents or any distinctive vocal qualities yeah when you say accents do you
08:41mean like hey I'm a guy from what Birmingham I'm gonna rob your place or or maybe he was uh
08:47uh and I
08:48thought I should hear Billy with the sodus infection I promised to answer your question but can I just
08:53ask you something first no okay so I just need like a regular not funny person's opinion of this like
08:58which version is funnier a guy who is trying to give a eulogy but he's holding in his knees or
09:03a guy who's
09:04giving a eulogy but he's being attacked by invisible egrets and don't answer yet I have to
09:08show you perhaps he was a vampire from down under who uh who has really bad anxiety I want to
09:14suck
09:15your blood but I'm a little scared oh it's kind of coming back to me the suspect's license plate no
09:20my dame judy butthole bit do you mind if I do it real quick so it doesn't escape me oh
09:24record me on
09:25your body cam and then text it to me and then I started drop out tv what was your question
09:28again
09:30hey hi I don't know how helpful this is but one of the robbers must have dropped their wallet when
09:34they were robbing the control room wait I know you uh you're the drone kid dax dan dash but close
09:41enough he let use the drone he straight up told me no okay well you wanted to film mr. rice
09:45in his
09:45backyard doing yoga for blackmail purposes am I the only one that went to the hr meeting we had an
09:49hr
09:50meeting I need a background check on mark wyatt I thought you were moving to vegas with your mom yeah
09:55uh that didn't work out so we moved to la my mom always wanted to be a hand model which
09:59is going
10:00as well as you would expect so I got a part-time job with these lunatics lovely people well uh
10:05I wait
10:05to graduate high school for a suspect mark wyatt has priors assault and for public nudity at the same
10:11time what would that look like I've been thinking about it I feel like no no no we're gonna go
10:16pick him
10:17up and we'll be in touch um tell me the six rules of a traffic stop
10:34why'd you do that is my training officer asking why a patrol officer would listen to a police scanner
10:39and not just wait for dispatch calls yes when evaluating a rookie a training officer wants
10:45to see how they respond to different scenarios with a rookie who is looking to get into trouble
10:50the calls they choose could be illustrative i'm suspect just abandoned his car on freeway
10:56he's shooting watch out he's running the flipper suit heading east on benedict
11:00add us to that call
11:05training why wouldn't we want to respond to that call travel time to call is approximately 15 minutes
11:10of shots fired call means that every available unit in the area will respond as last arrivals we will
11:17likely miss the action and be tasked with looking for shell casings in the hot sun for the next five
11:22hours right i mean uh good answer let's look for a closer call all units silent alarm at lincoln bank
11:30and trust 211 in progress bank robbery hot damn we're taking up right yes sir although although what
11:36a thoughtful teal might inform his rookie that most bank robberies can be measured in minutes and given
11:42our proximity and the units that are closer it might be prudent to focus on the bank robbers
11:48possible escape route and intercept in case they managed to get away before police arrive smart so the
11:55route they would take to escape would be they were here for the 10 110 freeware exchange and try to
12:01get lost in the chaos of los angeles track which means that they would have to drive up george street
12:06so
12:22hey show me yes
12:27please
12:30please
12:31She's home. I think she's dying.
12:36I think she's dying.
12:41Here we have two GSW victims.
12:43Patient number one, GSW, in the left upper quadrant abdomen.
12:45Now, worstly distended and firmed.
12:47Critically unstable. Recommend OR set.
12:49I'll stay with you.
12:50Sounds right. You investigating this one?
12:52No, we are.
12:53That is sweet, but you are the hotshot detective.
12:56I am just a lowly patrol officer.
12:59You're still a detective, but I get your point.
13:02Did either of them mention the third bank robber?
13:04No, I didn't realize there was one.
13:06Yeah, security guards said there were three of them all masked and armed.
13:09The third robber disappeared when the shooting started,
13:11must have laid low as the other two escaped,
13:12then snuck away into the chaos afterwards.
13:14We're pulling security footage now.
13:16Hopefully we can get a before and after the mask came off.
13:20How's your rookie?
13:21Hmm, good.
13:22Oh, yeah.
13:23You know you can't bounce him from the program, right?
13:25What? I was looking forward to it.
13:27He's not the only one being evaluated, Nyla.
13:29You need to be made of wins while you're back on patrol.
13:31Firing a rookie will be seen as a loss,
13:33and you can't give IA a reason to punish you more or worse to fire you.
13:39Yeah, Lieutenant.
13:40Hey, um, you all right?
13:42I mean, other than the uniform.
13:44Yeah, we caught two bank robbery suspects.
13:46Penn is in there watching over them while they get prepped for surgery.
13:49You here to see Luna?
13:50Yeah, I'm on.
13:51Take her out to lunch.
13:52Oh, that's sweet.
13:53Oh, yeah.
13:55Excuse me.
14:02Luna.
14:04Hey, what are you doing here?
14:06Thought I'd take my wife to lunch.
14:08Oh, that's so sweet.
14:09But Oliver is about to do his assessments,
14:11and I accompany in case any patient advocate questions come up.
14:14You can join us, but it's going to be a lot more bodily fluids
14:17than a normal person wants to see in a day.
14:20You'd be surprised what a cop sees in a day.
14:22Good point.
14:24I shouldn't be too late.
14:26Why don't we go to dinner?
14:28I'll make a date you can't keep.
14:29I can keep it.
14:31Yes.
14:32Oh, thank God.
14:32It really was sweet you came to take me to lunch.
14:37Um, look, Luna, um...
14:40Hey, we need help.
14:42Let me guess.
14:43You're glued together.
14:44You say that like it happens a lot?
14:45More than you know.
14:47Did you drive here like that?
14:48Well, we didn't take the bus.
14:50Hey, I can't help but to notice by the position of your hands
14:54that you were engaged in a domestic dispute gone sticky.
14:58No, no, no, no.
15:00She was just caressing my face.
15:02Why are you choking?
15:03Uh, not all choking is non-consensual.
15:07I'm going to go get the doctor.
15:09Wait, wait, um...
15:11Please tell me there is not glue on your hand.
15:14I wish that I could.
15:42Why can't you just come in here?
15:43Because I'm mad at you.
15:45It's not enough that I have a busy day.
15:46I have to run damage control on your dysfunction.
15:48I'm trying to take my mom off your plate.
15:50By telling her to not contact me?
15:52I want to have a relationship with your mother,
15:55but not whatever this has become.
15:57All right, I'll text her.
15:58No, hey, come on, please.
15:59Call her today, okay?
16:01An actual human conversation.
16:07Later.
16:11I'm telling you, I lost my wallet yesterday.
16:14How convenient timing,
16:16given we found it at the scene of an armed robbery this morning.
16:20Convenient is such lazy framing.
16:22The universe is an infinitely complicated place.
16:25You know, you show your ignorance acting like coincidences are impossible.
16:28The sheer amount of things happening on a single day,
16:31number in the sextillions.
16:32Okay, that's a made-up number.
16:34No, it's not.
16:35A sextillion is a thousand trillion.
16:38And given that the world is populated with over 8 billion people,
16:41I'm probably way underestimating.
16:45No, I'm definitely underestimating.
16:47There's over 10 quintillion insects in the world.
16:50It's over one per billion per person.
16:53So given that scale,
16:55me losing a wallet, a criminal picking it up,
16:57and then dropping it at a crime scene isn't unlikely.
17:00Statistically, it's almost a given.
17:02Oh, we're still going to put you in the lineup
17:03and see if the victims can identify you.
17:06That's fair.
17:08How many of that quintillion?
17:11Quintillion insects are spiders?
17:13Oh, at least a quadrillion.
17:15There's 53,000 species.
17:17They're on every continent except Antarctica.
17:20We might have to move to Antarctica.
17:21Not today, though, right?
17:22No.
17:23Today, we see if Mark loses the lineup lottery.
17:33It's just like the movies.
17:35With as much diversity.
17:38Check test.
17:40All right.
17:40We are about to show you a lineup of six men.
17:42The person or persons involved in the robbery
17:44may or may not be among them.
17:47Afterwards, I'm going to ask you individually
17:49if you recognize anyone.
17:51But do not compare notes
17:52and do not discuss the suspects amongst each other.
17:55Do you understand?
17:56Yes, Daddy.
17:59Okay.
18:00The guy that's number one
18:01looks like a tech bro
18:02that speaks about himself in the third person
18:03and he probably kisses his immediate family on the nose.
18:06Smoochie!
18:07Okay, wait.
18:08But number three is sort of getting like,
18:09hey, I'm Chad.
18:10I completely misunderstood the message at Fight Club
18:12and I don't understand
18:13why my Native American Halloween costume show is fancy.
18:15Number five looks like he spends his Friday nights
18:17chugging beer loaded with protein powder.
18:19Stop drinking alone
18:20if your two snakes are in the house.
18:22Okay, guys, let's try to focus.
18:24I mean, this should be fairly easy.
18:25Do you guys recognize anyone or not?
18:28Well, they were all wearing masks,
18:29but these guys are the same basic size.
18:32You know, I feel like I might recognize
18:34the guy's voice that yelled at us.
18:36Yeah.
18:37Number one, could you please repeat the phrase?
18:42Shut up and get on the ground.
18:44Okay.
18:44I'm going to press with the performance.
18:45Could use a little more pizzazz.
18:47I don't want to give a line read,
18:48but there's like a hundred guys in L.A.
18:49that could do a better job than that.
18:51So, question.
18:51Can you just sort of make them say
18:53whatever you want?
18:54No, they're only going to say
18:55what was said at the robbery.
18:57You guys thinking what I'm thinking?
18:59Condestant number one,
19:00can you please recite Tommy Lee Jones' speech
19:02from the fugitive?
19:02No, contestant number one.
19:04Suspect number one,
19:05you do not have to do that.
19:06I would like it if you did.
19:07I would like it if you did.
19:08I'll do it.
19:09Yes.
19:10I love the fugitive.
19:12The floor's all yours.
19:15What I want out of each and every one of you
19:17is a hard target search
19:18of every gas station,
19:20residence,
19:21warehouse,
19:22farmhouse,
19:22henhouse,
19:23outhouse,
19:24and doghouse in that area.
19:26He's really good.
19:27That's really good.
19:28Bravo.
19:29Wow.
19:31Can we see a chemistry read
19:33between four and two?
19:34Okay, okay, okay.
19:35Do you recognize
19:36any of these individuals
19:38from the robbery?
19:38I mean, if we say yes,
19:40can we get them to say more weird stuff?
19:41No.
19:42Can we make them kiss?
19:42Ooh, can we make them kiss?
19:43Can we see a kiss between four and two?
19:45That would equal six.
19:49It's odd.
19:50Super glue usually comes off
19:51with a bit of acetone.
19:52Do you remember the brand you used?
19:53Nope.
19:53Yes.
19:55I think it was like
19:57an acetone-resistant blend.
20:00Heavy-duty stuff.
20:01Yeah.
20:02I can't really remember
20:03the exact name.
20:04Well, surgery's a last resort,
20:05but without identifying
20:06the exact adhesive you used,
20:08I'm not sure how else to proceed.
20:09Can someone go by your house
20:10and get it?
20:11Uh, no.
20:12Not really.
20:13I'm happy to do it.
20:14Give me your address.
20:15No, that's not necessary.
20:16That's super nice, though.
20:17Oh, my God.
20:18The nicest.
20:19But we just,
20:20we couldn't ask that of you.
20:21Listen up.
20:21You are glued to my wife.
20:23The only person
20:24I'm supposed to touch her
20:25this long is me.
20:26So give me your address.
20:28Unless there's something
20:29at your house
20:29you don't want me to see.
20:31There's something
20:33that has to do
20:34with this, perhaps?
20:35I swear,
20:37I don't know what that is.
20:38It's a firing pin
20:39for a handgun.
20:39Oh, my God.
20:41Crazy.
20:41The question is,
20:42why are the two of you
20:43covered with them?
20:48So, Finley is out of surgery.
20:50We should be able
20:50to talk to her soon.
20:51But the, uh,
20:52the girlfriend, Ava,
20:53she died on the table.
20:55Damn.
20:56Hard way to learn
20:57not to rob a bank
20:58with the former Green Beret
20:59working as a security guard.
21:00Yeah.
21:01Hey, as my rookie,
21:03shouldn't you be
21:04doing the paperwork?
21:05Yeah.
21:07Yeah.
21:08Had to give it a shot.
21:09Mm-hmm.
21:09All right,
21:10I requested an officer
21:11to come watch over Finley
21:12just to get back out on patrol.
21:13Actually, we have been asked
21:14to take a first run
21:15at interviewing Finley.
21:16But Lopez is tied up
21:18with the feds
21:18combing through bank footage
21:19trying to figure out
21:20how the third robber escaped.
21:22And as our former partner,
21:24future partner,
21:25yeah, um,
21:26she trusts her detective skills.
21:27Exactly.
21:28And unfortunately for you,
21:30I still need my T.O.
21:32to show me how it's done.
21:34Not to break
21:34the fourth wall here,
21:35but you're a literal expert
21:37at interrogating suspects
21:38and I'm not.
21:40Only way to become
21:42an expert is to do the work.
21:44And as someone
21:44whose instincts
21:45are to turn everything
21:46up to an 11,
21:47I am curious to see
21:48how you handle something
21:49that requires nuance
21:51and delicacy.
22:00Hey.
22:00Hey.
22:01How long's she been awake?
22:02A couple minutes.
22:04Anyone tell her
22:04about her partner?
22:05I know I didn't.
22:08Can I ask you one question?
22:10Sure.
22:11What's the worst mistake
22:12I can make in that?
22:14Don't make it a competition.
22:16You versus her.
22:17You guys are on the same side.
22:19Yes, ma'am.
22:19Got it.
22:20Thanks.
22:24Philly,
22:25I'm Officer Penn.
22:27This is Detective Harper.
22:28We brought you in.
22:29Yeah, I remember.
22:31Josefa,
22:32no one will tell me.
22:35I'm sorry,
22:36but
22:36she didn't survive
22:37the surgery.
22:38She had lost
22:39too much blood.
22:43No.
22:44No.
22:45Why did he have to shoot her?
22:48He didn't have to shoot her.
22:49Our guns weren't real.
22:50But they looked real.
22:52People were terrified.
22:55That's not fair.
22:56She only did it
22:57because of me.
23:02Why?
23:03I've seen your history.
23:05It's about this.
23:06I couldn't even dream
23:07of getting into Stanford.
23:10Be grateful.
23:11You want to know
23:12why we robbed that bank?
23:14I have $200,000
23:16in debt.
23:17And that's after
23:18spending the last three years
23:19trying to pay off the loan.
23:21It's higher now
23:22than it was
23:22when I started.
23:24What hope did we have
23:25at a happy life together?
23:27working two jobs
23:29just to barely
23:29stay above water.
23:31Listen,
23:31I get it.
23:33I lived in my car
23:34until a few months ago.
23:35Debt is no joke.
23:36And it could impact
23:37how the DA's office
23:38decides to prosecute you.
23:41But if you want
23:42any hope or leniency,
23:43any,
23:44you need to tell us
23:45who your other partner
23:46was in the robbery.
23:47It was just me and Ava.
23:48We know that there was
23:49a third person
23:50that got away.
23:51We're going to find
23:51them eventually.
23:52But you have an opportunity
23:53to help yourself here.
23:54I strongly urge
23:56you take it.
23:57I don't deserve help.
24:00Ava's dead
24:01because of me.
24:08Hey,
24:09what are you doing here?
24:10Hey,
24:10a dropout guy
24:11made me drive them.
24:12Something about a lineup?
24:13Right,
24:13but they left.
24:15Are you kidding?
24:17That's why Sam
24:18asked for the
24:19minivan keys.
24:20Okay.
24:20Sorry,
24:21can your mom
24:21pick you up?
24:22Yeah,
24:22I can call her.
24:23Did they help you
24:24at all with the lunch?
24:25No.
24:26Stupid question.
24:27Those guys would have
24:27gone down with the Titanic
24:29because they were too busy
24:30making fun of the orchestra
24:31to get on a lifeboat.
24:32Look,
24:32don't take this the wrong way,
24:33but why do you work
24:35with those guys?
24:36They pay me surprisingly well.
24:38Nolan,
24:39sorry,
24:39are you free?
24:40Yeah,
24:40I can be.
24:41I'll see you later?
24:42Yep.
24:42All right.
24:44So,
24:44great just called.
24:45Luna is currently glued
24:46to a couple
24:47who appears to be
24:48manufacturing and selling
24:49ghost guns.
24:50The judge just signed off
24:51on a warrant for us
24:52to go inside
24:52and take a look at their house.
24:53While they remain glued to Luna?
24:55That's going to have to be
24:56our secondary assignment,
24:57identifying the adhesive
24:58they've been using
24:59to assemble the ghost guns
25:00so we can get them
25:01all separated.
25:02And who are these people?
25:03Poppy and Jasper Watterson.
25:06Neither of them
25:06have a criminal record,
25:07but at one point or another
25:09they've both filed
25:09restraining orders
25:10against each other.
25:11I checked out
25:12their social media.
25:12They are both gun enthusiasts,
25:14obviously in a toxic relationship
25:15who share an inability
25:16to think things through.
25:17Wow.
25:18Yeah.
25:18Today is an odd one.
25:19Right?
25:20Wait, why?
25:21What's going on with you?
25:21I can't even explain.
25:23Not without crying.
25:24Marez,
25:24we're on the move.
25:25Coming.
25:27I let Mark White go.
25:29His girlfriend corroborated
25:30his story of him
25:31losing his wallet yesterday
25:32and he was very understanding
25:34about our confusion
25:35and happy to get his wallet
25:36back once we had it
25:37fingerprinted.
25:38Hmm.
25:38Yeah.
25:38Hey, you want to write with me?
25:40Ooh.
25:41Can I?
25:43Traitor.
25:48So did he call his mom?
25:50I don't know.
25:51I don't think so.
25:53I don't have much confidence
25:54that even if he does,
25:55it'll make things better.
25:56Hmm.
25:57Okay, we're coming up to it.
25:59Thanks.
26:03Oh.
26:05You know what?
26:06Let's back up.
26:07Oh.
26:09Oh.
26:10Oh.
26:18What's up?
26:19Three guys are moving stuff
26:20out of that greenhouse
26:21around the corner.
26:26And by stuff,
26:26you mean guns?
26:27Among other things.
26:29So do we want to go
26:29right at them
26:30or try something more subtle?
26:33A little bit of both?
26:34A little bit of both?
26:55on the ground.
26:56Step away from the van.
26:58On the ground.
26:59Arms and legs spread.
27:02That could not have worked out better.
27:09Looks like we found our adhesive.
27:11Oh, I wouldn't touch that.
27:13Good idea.
27:14Hey, guys,
27:14I got this out here.
27:15Go inside,
27:16clear the house.
27:18Nolan sent a photo of the glue.
27:20Thank God.
27:21Oh, did he, uh,
27:22did he see anything else
27:23while he was there?
27:26Hey,
27:26I just got the exact epoxy
27:28that he used.
27:29Great.
27:33Um,
27:35by the way,
27:36earlier in the day,
27:37I found these in the bathroom.
27:39You wouldn't happen to know
27:39who they belong to,
27:40would you?
27:41Yeah,
27:41I've been looking everywhere
27:42for these.
27:43Where'd you say you found them?
27:44Um,
27:45found the hole.
27:54Finley!
27:55Grandpa?
27:55Oh, Finley!
27:56Sorry, I'm sorry.
27:57You can't go in there.
27:58You can't go in there.
27:59The hell I can't.
28:00You're gonna have to
28:00shoot me to stop me.
28:01Hey, ma'am, ma'am,
28:02hold on one second.
28:03Your granddaughter
28:04has been arrested
28:05for a very serious crime.
28:06My granddaughter
28:06has also been shot.
28:07And I am the only family
28:09she's got,
28:09so you are gonna let me
28:10into that room.
28:11Yes, ma'am,
28:12we can do that,
28:13but I need you
28:14to do something for me.
28:15Finley can help herself
28:16by telling us the truth
28:17about what happened.
28:18Finley needs a lawyer.
28:20I've got one on the way.
28:21Now let me see her.
28:23Of course,
28:23but Detective Harper
28:24is gonna pat you down
28:25and hold on to your purse.
28:27Whatever.
28:28Arms up.
28:44Ava's dead.
28:48Oh, baby.
28:50I'm so sorry.
28:52I'm so sorry.
28:53What's going on?
28:55Uh, Finley's grandma
28:56just got here.
28:57Great.
28:58I don't need to make
28:58a separate trip.
28:59When the feds
29:00finished processing
29:00the prints from the bank,
29:01one set stood out.
29:03Although,
29:03the last bank she robbed
29:04was in 1983.
29:06Get out.
29:07Finley's mama?
29:08Yeah, she did a nickel for it.
29:10Got out
29:10and never robbed
29:11another bank.
29:12Until today.
29:17Maeve.
29:23It's all my fault.
29:24They did everything
29:25right in life
29:26and still,
29:27they were struggling
29:28so much.
29:30It wasn't right.
29:33Put your hands
29:34behind me.
29:34No, please.
29:37No.
29:39It wasn't right.
29:40It wasn't right.
29:42Jamie.
29:43No.
29:47Finally.
29:48So much better.
29:52All right.
29:53Good news is
29:54that you're free.
29:55And this is the bad news.
29:57All right.
29:58If you could just
29:59turn around.
30:00Turn around.
30:02Hands on your head.
30:08Hands behind your back.
30:12Must have missed something.
30:14All right.
30:21Hey.
30:22Are you still
30:23waiting for your mom?
30:24Yeah, she's busy.
30:25I said she'd get me
30:26when she's free.
30:27She couldn't think
30:27of a safer place
30:28for me to wait.
30:29Okay.
30:30What about your dad?
30:30Oh, he's only
30:31break glass in case
30:32of emergency.
30:33Right.
30:33Well, I just finished
30:35with an arrest
30:35so I can give you
30:37a ride home.
30:37Great.
30:38Can we go with
30:39the lights and the sirens?
30:40No, but I'll let you
30:42use the radio
30:42to tell dispatch
30:43she has a sexy voice.
30:44Really?
30:45No.
30:47Is that your mom?
30:48No, it's Sam.
30:50Where's our equipment?
30:51You weren't supposed
30:51to steal it for real.
30:53I'm not paying you
30:54unless you bring it back.
30:56Second text.
30:57Ha ha, whoops.
30:58Sorry.
30:58That message wasn't for you.
31:00Please don't share it
31:01with anyone.
31:02Prayer hands emoji.
31:04Do I need a lawyer?
31:05That is your right.
31:07Do you have one?
31:08Yes.
31:08But he only does
31:10entertainment law.
31:11That's not gonna help you.
31:13Look, not only did you
31:14make false statements
31:15to police,
31:15which is punishable
31:16by up to six months
31:17in prison,
31:18but you also endangered
31:19yourself and your employees.
31:21Look, I am so sorry.
31:23We do crazy stunts
31:24for our shows all the time.
31:25I thought I was hiring
31:26actors to play robbers.
31:28They were supposed to
31:29interrupt our game show
31:30with a fake robbery
31:31and then return all of our stuff
31:32a few hours later.
31:33I never thought
31:33a casting breakdown
31:35for armed robbers
31:35would attract actual
31:36armed robbers.
31:40And then I was too embarrassed
31:41to say anything
31:42and now I fully realize
31:45the error of my ways.
31:46Which is great,
31:47but it will still be up
31:49to the DA's office
31:50as to whether they
31:50want to press charges.
31:51I can't go to jail.
31:52I couldn't even handle
31:53sleepaway camp.
31:54Look, let's just start
31:56with arresting the two men
31:58that robbed you.
31:59I'm assuming you have
32:00names and numbers.
32:01I have their Venmos.
32:02Let's start with that.
32:04Okay.
32:05Robber 88.
32:06Okay, well,
32:07I should have seen
32:08that one coming.
32:22All right.
32:23What a way to end shift.
32:25As a thank you,
32:26paperwork can be turned
32:26into the top of the day
32:27tomorrow.
32:28I'll even add an hour of OT
32:29for those who want to come
32:30in early.
32:30That's great.
32:31Hey, did you call your mother?
32:35I'm gonna...
32:35Yeah, don't we have this?
32:36Right behind you.
32:41I'm sorry.
32:43I think I just need
32:44to get some closure.
32:45No, it's okay.
32:47Look, why don't we clock out
32:48and we'll talk about it
32:48at home.
32:49Okay.
32:51I don't know about you,
32:52but all I'm thinking about
32:54is a hot bath
32:55and 12 hours of sleep.
32:57Sounds nice.
33:00Are you okay?
33:05Okay.
33:06I thought I could broach this
33:09in one delicate way,
33:10but after the day we had,
33:13I think it's better
33:14just to come out
33:14and say it.
33:17is there something
33:17going on with you
33:18and Dr. Ashton?
33:20Are you accusing me
33:22of cheating?
33:22I'm not accusing you
33:23of anything.
33:26But after seeing
33:27the way you two
33:28act together
33:29and finding his things
33:32in your car,
33:35that's one little truth.
33:39first of all,
33:40you have to believe me
33:42when I say that
33:43nothing has happened
33:43between us.
33:44Second of all?
33:47I do feel something
33:48for him.
33:52I wasn't looking for it.
33:54In our whole marriage,
33:56I've never even thought
33:57about anyone else,
33:58but this past year,
34:00the world has opened up
34:02for me.
34:03I finished school.
34:04I got this job.
34:05You met another man.
34:06It is not that simple.
34:09Am I attracted to him?
34:11Yes.
34:12But that doesn't mean
34:13that I was planning
34:13on acting on it.
34:14Doesn't mean you weren't.
34:15Otherwise,
34:16you would have said that.
34:17Wait, please.
34:20I'm trying to be honest
34:21and I'm making a mess
34:22of it because I don't
34:24really know how I feel.
34:27If you hadn't confronted
34:28me about Oliver,
34:30there's a good chance
34:30I would have worked
34:31through all of this
34:31without you ever knowing.
34:33I do know.
34:36it's breaking my heart.
34:37It's just...
34:44So what you need
34:45to tell me
34:46is that whatever it is
34:48you feel
34:49for this man,
34:51it's over
34:53as of now.
34:57And your hesitation
34:58gives me my answer.
34:59Here, take this.
35:00Wait.
35:01I need to take a walk.
35:03And then what?
35:04I don't know.
35:13So,
35:14officially end of shift?
35:15Did you decide
35:16whether or not
35:17I'm a lost cause?
35:19I want to hear
35:19your thoughts first.
35:21Okay.
35:22Well, I think I made
35:23some real progress today.
35:25Even though it wasn't
35:25close to perfect.
35:26Stop.
35:27You do know
35:28not everything is about you,
35:29right?
35:30I don't want to hear
35:30your own self-analysis.
35:32I want to hear
35:32what you thought about me,
35:34your rookie.
35:35Oh.
35:36Can I not do that?
35:38All right.
35:41I'd say you're pretty
35:42knowledgeable
35:42for a rookie officer.
35:43You have natural instincts.
35:45And though I can sometimes
35:46feel your urge
35:47to take over,
35:47I appreciate
35:48that you don't.
35:50your willingness
35:51to trust your T.O.
35:51and give him
35:52a second chance,
35:52even when you think
35:53you might know better,
35:54when you most definitely
35:55do know better.
35:58It's admirable.
36:01Okay, thanks.
36:03Now it's your turn, right?
36:06So what does that mean?
36:07Do I get to stay
36:08or should I go home?
36:09See you tomorrow.
36:17Happy birthday!
36:19We wanted to do
36:20something special
36:21to celebrate
36:21your first day
36:22back on patrol.
36:24You guys,
36:25you,
36:26you are terrible,
36:28wonderful people,
36:29and I love you.
36:31We love you too,
36:31and you're going to get
36:32through this.
36:34Wow, you guys,
36:34you really did not
36:35have to do this,
36:36but I'm glad that you did.
36:38It's not something
36:39I ever would have thought
36:39to celebrate.
36:40To be fair,
36:41you are not big
36:42on festivities of any kind.
36:43I only found out
36:44when your birthday was
36:44because I called your mama.
36:45And I am still
36:46kind of mad at you
36:47for that.
36:47Me too,
36:48and so is Wesley.
36:50Okay, so I assume
36:51that this is not
36:52just decorations,
36:53that there are
36:53some sort of sustenance
36:55and possible adult beverages.
36:57I'm on it.
36:58Thank you guys
36:58for being here.
37:00But just to clarify,
37:01I do want to be
37:02in my bed
37:03in an hour.
37:04Oh yeah,
37:05we'll be long on.
37:05Yeah.
37:08Okay.
37:09All right, Mom.
37:11Bye.
37:12I did it?
37:14It is handled.
37:15That took too long
37:17to happen easy.
37:18Is she okay?
37:19Are you okay?
37:20Yeah, no, I'm great.
37:21Okay.
37:21Actually, no,
37:22it went a lot easier
37:23than I expected.
37:24She understood
37:25the whole boundaries issue
37:26pretty quickly
37:27and acknowledged
37:28that she can get
37:29overexcited.
37:30Doesn't blame you or me,
37:31just blames technology
37:32for being too fun
37:33to experience alone.
37:34Wow.
37:35Okay.
37:36It sounds like
37:37it went great.
37:37Yeah.
37:38Well, what took
37:39so long then?
37:40We started talking
37:41about a lot of other stuff.
37:42Like when?
37:43Nosy.
37:43Come on,
37:44if you want to tell me.
37:45Um, work,
37:48childhood memories.
37:50You.
37:52That was nice.
37:53Yeah.
37:54I bet you guys
37:55have a lot to catch up on.
37:57Yeah.
37:58Yeah, she did.
37:59She told me all about
37:59her weekly trips
38:00to the farmer's market.
38:01Oh, and she told me
38:02all about her friend,
38:03Linda,
38:03who has been acting
38:05like,
38:05and this is
38:06in my mother's words,
38:06a shrewd bitch
38:08with a stick shoved
38:08so far a press.
38:10Yeah, I heard about Linda
38:11and honestly,
38:11I agree with your mother.
38:12She has to go.
38:13How'd you hear about that?
38:14That was not on the group chat.
38:17Nope.
38:21I am on a separate group thread
38:24with just your mom and Jenny.
38:26You are unbelievable.
38:27No, stop.
38:28To be fair,
38:28I did not start that one.
38:30Jenny did.
38:30But now I have
38:31two of my main sources
38:32for vintage Tim photos
38:33in the same place.
38:34So that's very nice for me.
38:35Oh, my God.
38:36Okay, so do I have to talk
38:36to Jenny now, too?
38:37No, no.
38:38But if you have that
38:40powder blue prom suit
38:42lying around,
38:43that would be nice.
38:44Okay, I'm sure I can
38:45dig it up from somewhere.
38:47Wow.
38:48Yeah.
38:58Hello?
39:00I'm in the bedroom.
39:04I thought you couldn't
39:04be over another week.
39:05I moved some things around.
39:07Are you naked under there?
39:09100%.
39:09With the caveat
39:10that I have to go back
39:11in 36 hours.
39:13We can get a lockdown
39:14in 36 hours.
39:15We can.
39:20Just one.
39:22Yes, sir.
39:22Is everything all right?
39:24No.
39:26Luna and I
39:26are in a bad place.
39:31I don't know
39:32what our future looks like.
39:34I'm here at the hotel bar
39:36where I'll be staying
39:37for who knows how long.
39:39Sounds like you need
39:40some company.
39:41I'll be right there.
39:42Thanks.
39:45Maybe not right there.
39:46Hey, John.
39:47He won't be any more sad
39:49in 40 minutes
39:49than he would have been
39:50in 20.
39:51This is true.
39:54I tried.
40:05We're going to be right here.
40:27Damn it.
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