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American Dad S22E07 Reaper Madness 1 H 264
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06:13¡Hot!
06:34I love you, Miranda.
06:35It echoes back.
06:37I love you, Miranda, Miranda, Miranda.
06:40But when Miranda tries to profess her love for Tommy into the well, she can't.
06:44As if a dark spirit was squeezing her throat.
06:49When Miranda turns around...
06:51Tommy is gone.
06:56They search for him, but he was never found.
06:59Until, one night, Miranda wakes up to a tap, tap, tap on her window.
07:08When she looks outside, she sees Tommy.
07:12He's back.
07:14He beckons her to the well, where he asks her to try and profess her love for him again.
07:19Miranda leans over the edge and cries,
07:22I love you, Tommy.
07:24As the well echoes back, Tommy, Tommy.
07:27Miranda sees the real Tommy at the bottom.
07:31Dead.
07:35Terrified, she slowly turns to the thing who brought her there.
07:42Tommy is mine.
07:44And now you're mine, too!
07:48Welcome to Euphoria!
07:50It's like euphoria, but with fear.
07:52You ain't dead, but you're scared to death, and it feels real good like fear.
07:57Oh, God.
07:59Oh, God!
08:00Come on, wake up!
08:03Don't get it twisted, this place ain't real.
08:06It's a representation of how fear can feel.
08:09Sometimes it feels scary, but sometimes it feels good.
08:12Do you get the gist?
08:13I knew you would!
08:24Holy crap!
08:25That was better than any high I've ever had.
08:27I was scared, but it felt amazing.
08:31I know this is crazy, but would you want to get scared with me again?
08:35Okay, but only if my boy Jurgen can come.
08:37No.
08:38Okay.
08:44They were dead when I found them!
08:45Oh, you're alive.
08:46Big time.
08:47But we need your scary story again in the way it made us feel.
08:55One-way ticket to Montenegro?
08:58Oh, no extradition from there.
09:01Because you thought you'd killed us.
09:03Smart girl!
09:04Give it to us, Dee.
09:05Give us the story again.
09:07I don't think I should.
09:08I thought you were dead before.
09:10Plus, Nerfer is sleeping, and she gets prickly if she wakes up to a whole scene.
09:14Give us the story, or I'll slap those pointy bangs off your gorgeous face.
09:19No!
09:19They accentuate her eyes!
09:21Slap the...
09:22Uh, slap the...
09:22Uh, this is hard.
09:23Every part's perfect.
09:24Slap racism!
09:26Now tell the story before I lose my freaking cool!
09:28Okay.
09:29It was a night just like this.
09:34Here it comes!
09:36I know you're mine too!
09:38Where is it?
09:39Danuta told it wrong!
09:41Why did you tell it wrong?
09:42Maybe you didn't faint.
09:44Because you already know how the story goes.
09:46She's right.
09:47We need to find new things to scare us.
09:49Let's boogie, Klaus.
09:49My assistant Steve will be by later for my driving canes.
09:57Jonathan?
09:58Is that you?
09:59Time to die!
10:01That was it!
10:02That wasn't scary at all!
10:04Boo!
10:04Boo!
10:05You're being disruptive.
10:07I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
10:08We're already leaving, nerd.
10:10This stinks.
10:12That snap thing you've been doing?
10:14That's cool, Klaus.
10:18Okay, this feels pretty spooky.
10:21I brought a spirit box.
10:23It allows ghosts to communicate with us.
10:25I don't know how it works,
10:26but it came with a free Hello Kitty keychain,
10:28so I was like, uh, sold.
10:32Kill.
10:33That's a good sign!
10:36Killer deals this weekend,
10:38only at Nana Pam's flower shop.
10:41Ugh!
10:41It's just picking up the radio.
10:45Ooh!
10:47It's not the radio.
10:49It's me!
10:50The deals are my unfinished business!
10:53Ooh!
10:57Rogu, you said you had something scary for us?
11:00Haunted tub!
11:03Cursed wrench!
11:05Really?
11:06This is cursed?
11:07Exercise demon by fix, Rogu, tub.
11:12Okay, I think Rogu is just trying to get us to fix his bathtub.
11:15Wow.
11:16We trusted you, Rogu.
11:18Never trust a bad boy.
11:26It's 6.45.
11:28You haven't started dinner yet?
11:29We're starting now because dinner is at 7 p.m.
11:32and this recipe only takes 15 minutes.
11:35I think that lady was a scammer.
11:37We never saw her cook anything.
11:38But we saw her do the splits!
11:40What more do you need?
11:42Alright, the recipe says to start with the cassoulet.
11:44First ingredient, red beans.
11:47Boom.
11:47Soaked beans overnight.
11:50Overnight?
11:51A little misstep on our part.
11:52Let's pivot to the also bucco.
11:54Stevie, my boy, toss me the pearl onions and veal shanks.
11:57Yeah, there's no way we have that stuff.
11:59Should we use substitutes?
12:00Let's call Cricket Limon.
12:02She'll know what to do.
12:03Are you crazy?
12:04She's probably halfway to Montenegro by now.
12:07They don't have any extra division!
12:12You want to get loud?
12:13You go to a J-Lo concert.
12:15You want to get scared?
12:16You come to T. Lumpkin's Curiosity Shop.
12:19Bam!
12:19Gargoyle shoes.
12:20Never worn.
12:21That just makes me sad.
12:22Carnivorous pitcher plant covered in blood.
12:25How did it get covered in blood?
12:26I used it to clean a paper cut.
12:28That's not a scary story, Roger.
12:30It was for me.
12:31It stung Haley.
12:35That's Paige.
12:36She's the new part-timer.
12:37She's been drinking that iced coffee all day.
12:40It's been done for hours.
12:41Just keeps sucking the melting ice.
12:43You done with that coffee yet?
12:45And she laughs at everything.
12:47What's funny?
12:48Nothing.
12:51Is it a nervous tick?
12:52Am I part of some sick joke?
12:54I don't know, but I love her.
12:55Let's move on.
12:56Ooh, now this is scary.
12:58A skull.
12:59That's not scary.
13:00That's just something to put vodka in.
13:02Damn, I thought an empty skull would be a no-brainer.
13:06Groucho glasses worn by Stalin.
13:10Paige, do you want a new coffee?
13:13You're funny.
13:14This chick's insane.
13:16I'm obsessed with her.
13:23Roger, what's this?
13:25A map to the demon shapeshifter well at Old Makeout Point.
13:30The shapeshifter story is real?
13:33Yeah, it happened here in Langley Falls.
13:35They say if you call into the well and it echoes back,
13:38your soul's taken by the demon.
13:40Huh?
13:43Ow, baby!
13:45That's your ticket!
13:46The well isn't what you'll need!
13:49Ew, sugar!
13:50It's time to risk it if you wanna keep seeing me!
13:57We have to go to the well!
13:59You broke the Groucho glasses.
14:00You have to buy them.
14:01Paige, ring them up.
14:02Okay!
14:04She's an icon!
14:10Hayley!
14:15I can feel it.
14:17We're going to have Euphoria again!
14:19One of us calls into the well, it echoes, and we get the greatest high of our lives!
14:25I'm freaking out!
14:26I can't do it!
14:27Yes, you can.
14:28Before we discovered Euphoria, we were basically two strangers, both trying to bang Danuta.
14:34What? I'm not trying to-
14:35But Euphoria brought us together, and I'm not going to let you give up.
14:39We'll call into the well as a team.
14:43Okay, let's do it.
14:46One, two, three!
14:49I love you, Tommy!
14:50I can't do it!
14:51Klaus, you weasel!
14:52I love you, Tommy!
14:57Congratulations, you're back for more!
14:59You found the key to your getting scared door!
15:02Addicted to fear, ain't nothing wrong with that!
15:04But the moment will end when I put on this hat!
15:09Coolest hat in the world!
15:11Haley?
15:14The shapeshifter got her!
15:15Oh no!
15:17Even cooler hat!
15:24You said dinner would be ready in 15 minutes, like 115 minutes ago!
15:30We had to drive an hour and a half out of town to find fresh veal.
15:33It was very fresh.
15:35Yeah, it was really a bummer.
15:38Francine, will you do me the honor of having the first taste?
15:41I'm too close to it.
15:44The beans are still hard.
15:46Impossible!
15:47Maybe you're too tired to taste.
15:48Steve?
15:52It said to soak them!
15:54It said it!
15:55That crunch doesn't mean anything.
15:57Steve's always had weak teeth.
15:58I have delicate enamel.
16:01Yes, rest my little sous chefs.
16:03I'll wake you up when it's ready.
16:05I'd like to place an order for delivery.
16:07My babe's dad is trying to make a quick easy meal.
16:10Pizzas famously take 30 minutes and dinner will be ready in 15.
16:14I can't do it!
16:15I'm sorry!
16:17Stop!
16:17You'll ruin your appetite!
16:19I need food!
16:20Haley is a demon and she wanted to yell in the well alone!
16:23Okay, bye!
16:24Klaus, you're just in time for dinner.
16:26Taste!
16:28The beans are hard.
16:29Also, Haley isn't Haley.
16:30She's a shapeshifter out in the woods.
16:32So if you see her, don't open the door, okay?
16:34I'm going to sleep in your bed because it feels safer.
16:38Haley.
16:39Yes.
16:40Haley should taste this.
16:44Everything gets better with a good night's sleep.
16:57Klaus, come to the well.
17:01Ah!
17:03Hearing a scary story is cool and all, but living it is way more fun.
17:09You feel big and bad and eight feet tall.
17:12Look, a sexy skeleton.
17:17That was scary and erotic.
17:21Ah!
17:22I'm in the shapeshifter's hand!
17:26Bikini season.
17:28Real Haley's missing out.
17:31Demon Haley!
17:32Ah!
17:35We're back at the well!
17:39Oh, shapeshifter.
17:41I'm not even scared of you anymore.
17:43The thrill of Euphoria is gone.
17:45It's just not the same without Haley.
17:47The high has been replaced with a shame-filled low.
17:50That never happens with other drugs.
17:57Call into the well.
17:59Ah, yes.
18:01Time for you to take my soul, I suppose.
18:04Haley was right.
18:05I am a weasel.
18:06Not only did I back out of calling into the well at the last minute after promising her I'd be
18:11by her side,
18:12I literally left her side and ran home, bravely sleeping in my own bed.
18:18Say the words into the well.
18:22Or are you too chicken, Buck Buck?
18:27I'm not chicken.
18:28If I'm going to do this, there's one thing I want to say that I should have said to the
18:33real Haley when she was here.
18:36I do like you, Haley, as a friend.
18:39I do like you, Haley, as a friend.
18:42Haley's mine and now you're mine too!
18:47Haley's mine and now you're mine too!
18:50Like making love to a pretty lady and she doesn't get pregnant with a baby.
18:59You made it to the peak of your fear.
19:04You never thought you could feel this fear.
19:14Now slurp up that fear like a rat that's thirsty.
19:18Slurp it up like Paige with ice coffee.
19:20Ha ha!
19:23Ha ha!
19:24Woo!
19:24Yes!
19:25Wait, am I dead?
19:27Am I a shapeshifter?
19:30Haley?
19:31You really thought I was a shapeshifter?
19:34You're not?
19:35No!
19:36Why did you act like you were?
19:38Well, at first I was doing it because I was pissed.
19:40I love you, Tommy!
19:41I can't do it!
19:42Klaus, you weasel!
19:43We were supposed to yell into the well together, but you let me do it alone.
19:48I passed out, had sick Euphoria, but then I fell in.
19:53When I woke up, I called for you.
19:56Klaus!
19:57Help!
19:58But you weren't there for me.
19:59Again!
20:00And as you know, I have the upper body strength of a gorilla when I'm pissed, so I climbed out
20:05to find you.
20:07I was gonna toss you in the well out of spite, but then you said all those nice sentimental things
20:12on the way over.
20:13So, I decided to give you the best Euphoria ever by acting out the ending of the story.
20:17The Grim Reaper had a quad guitar that's four, Hayley.
20:22He grew extra hands to play it.
20:25You can just tell he is the boss of that whole hellscape.
20:29I wish you could have seen it.
20:31Honestly, I think I'm done with Euphoria.
20:33We had fun, but we got a little too into it.
20:37Hayley!
20:37Something's behind you!
20:38Yeah, that's not gonna work on me.
20:41Taste the beans.
20:46I'm the king of this hellscape.
20:47I make skeletons my own.
20:49In one final twist, my queen is tricking like me!
20:57Please taste this.
20:58Leave me alone, my guy.
21:00Come on, just taste it.
21:08Mmm, that's really good, actually.
21:11The beans are nice and soft.
21:13Thank you, Mr. Reaper.
21:15Nah, I don't give out compliments.
21:17I'm the Grim Reaper, not the Praise Heaper.
21:20That's so good.
21:22I'm the Grim Reaper, not the Praise Heaper.
21:27Yeah, that works immediately.
21:29Why is cooking so hard?
21:32Have a great night.
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