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00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline.
00:00:11Don't fall.
00:00:17This is me.
00:00:20How's your day ruining my history?
00:00:29Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working?
00:00:35No, I'm sorry, Jessica.
00:00:38But actually, I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think could...
00:00:42Okay, yeah, just save it, Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check.
00:00:45Now just clean this up, or I will find myself another assistant.
00:00:50C-c-c-kay?
00:00:53I still love the school pockets. Stop fucking embarrassing me.
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006's prom king and queen, Connor
00:01:07Oliver and Jessica Hart.
00:01:17You okay?
00:01:19Am I okay?
00:01:20My forever crush just walked in looking after a Disney prince, and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my own
00:01:25name, but details.
00:01:26Yeah, I'm super good.
00:01:32You seem really amazing.
00:01:34Look who's talking.
00:01:35Well, I was surprised that you were here. You're such a big shot in the city.
00:01:41I'm actually...
00:01:42I came here for someone very special.
00:01:47I came back for you.
00:01:48Mila, um, Mila, um, can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and find me telling how I
00:01:57feel.
00:01:58Absolutely.
00:01:59Actually, I want to...
00:02:01Come, come.
00:02:02Everyone is waiting for us to start the show, so let's give them one.
00:02:20Jessica, what the hell?
00:02:22Mia!
00:02:23Come here, look at that.
00:02:25Hey, it's okay.
00:02:26You're gonna be alright. Just hold on.
00:02:28I wish I could go back.
00:02:30What do you mean? Go back where?
00:02:31I thought I could tell you how much.
00:02:34How much you want?
00:02:35Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me.
00:02:39What did you want to tell me?
00:02:44Am I dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas.
00:02:58No more front lines.
00:03:00I look 18 again, which means...
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives.
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia.
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you, too.
00:03:13Those clothes.
00:03:16Those highlights.
00:03:17A Tamagotchi?
00:03:20I went back to...
00:03:222006?
00:03:26When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:03:31Miss Thompson, may I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating.
00:03:35Mimi, you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers.
00:03:42Loser!
00:03:43Loser!
00:03:44Loser!
00:03:46Loser!
00:03:47Loser!
00:03:48Loser!
00:03:49Nothing's changed.
00:03:50Everyone still sees me as a loser.
00:03:52And nobody.
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back.
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances.
00:03:58You can always flip the script.
00:04:01High school bucket list item number one.
00:04:03Never put up with bullying again.
00:04:08Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill me!
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office.
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day!
00:04:28Don't be silly.
00:04:31Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student.
00:04:36She would never bully anyone.
00:04:38She just...
00:04:39Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you.
00:04:48Mia, join Jessica's group.
00:04:51And I expect a perfect report when I get back.
00:04:58Okay.
00:05:00So we just start by combining the aluminum with the hydrochloric acid.
00:05:09What can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat.
00:05:16A shame what happened to your shirt.
00:05:19Let's clean you up.
00:05:21That's acid.
00:05:21Don't...
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class.
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you.
00:05:37Oh, these are so funny in my space.
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:52Wow, Mia, you look like you're in trouble.
00:06:02So are you going to put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two.
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets her crushes attention.
00:06:12Con-con, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal.
00:06:17Don't...
00:06:18Don't call me that.
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:20Little miss...
00:06:21St-st-stutter.
00:06:22This time, no more drinking.
00:06:25You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade.
00:06:29Hmm.
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:34I don't know what you're talking about.
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college.
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in.
00:06:42Shame what happened to your shirt.
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face.
00:06:46Ugh!
00:06:50Let's see what this does to use.
00:07:00Mia, put the bottle down.
00:07:04No!
00:07:04No!
00:07:05No!
00:07:07High school bucket list item number three.
00:07:08Teacher of least favorite teacher, Alyssa.
00:07:11Sorry, Ms. Thompson.
00:07:12Freak science accident.
00:07:14Blame chemistry.
00:07:16Ugh!
00:07:16God!
00:07:18Damn, Mia.
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that.
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you.
00:07:24Use your hearts.
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile.
00:07:27Just say something.
00:07:28No, it's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done.
00:07:31No.
00:07:33You look good, kicking ass.
00:07:35I like this new you.
00:07:37I like the new me, too.
00:07:39Goodbye, shy girl.
00:07:40Hello, high school 2.0.
00:07:43Ah!
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering!
00:07:49What's next, Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom queen!
00:07:52Stop!
00:07:53Stop!
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:55Maybe I will.
00:07:56Literally, no one knows you.
00:07:59And you want to run against me?
00:08:01Anyone can wear a crown.
00:08:03Not people like you.
00:08:07Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen,
00:08:16I will not make your life a living hell.
00:08:17Feel!
00:08:22Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement.
00:08:27High school bucket list item number four.
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you.
00:08:32I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen.
00:08:37Mia, Mama, Cita, Watkins,
00:08:39did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends.
00:08:45We lost Dutch after high school.
00:08:47I am not losing them again.
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here.
00:08:53I just miss you so much, and I love you.
00:08:56Come here, Pam.
00:08:58It's been like ten minutes, but we love you too.
00:09:01And since we love you, let's get you right.
00:09:09Great!
00:09:09More maggots have arrived.
00:09:12Besides them, Mia, honestly,
00:09:13who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The misfits.
00:09:18The outcasts.
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your
00:09:21plastic definition of perfect.
00:09:24To the queen.
00:09:25Let's annihilate this biatch.
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance!
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty spears.
00:09:32Well, since we're doing this,
00:09:34raise your hand if you want to vote for me.
00:09:37Okay.
00:09:42And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia.
00:09:52Connor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:09:54Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote.
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating.
00:10:03Concon, you already got the vote for prom king this year.
00:10:07We have to do this.
00:10:09Together.
00:10:10Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina.
00:10:13Except for me.
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica.
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me.
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader.
00:10:22You're the basketball captain.
00:10:23Even our parents want us together.
00:10:26It's destiny.
00:10:28May the best girl win.
00:10:29Aw, Mr. Oliver.
00:10:32Fail again, you won't be able to go to prom
00:10:34or play in the basketball finals.
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it.
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:43We have a pop quiz on...
00:10:45Theory of relativity.
00:10:47The answers are A, C, C, B...
00:10:52I'll come back for my A later.
00:10:54You're not going anywhere and changing this test.
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five.
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass.
00:11:00Check it.
00:11:01If I'm wrong, I'll go straight to the principal's office.
00:11:06You wasted.
00:11:08How?
00:11:11Told ya.
00:11:12See you later, Misty.
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hi, Mia.
00:11:32Um, I'm sorry.
00:11:33I didn't mean to...
00:11:35Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now.
00:11:37Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah.
00:11:40Oh!
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:42Oh, no.
00:11:43Don't worry about it.
00:11:44It's been in my family for years.
00:11:45It's, like, indestructible.
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty cool.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:48Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:52She's nuts.
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:56I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:58Wow.
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:12:02Jess?
00:12:03Hmm.
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:11I like who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing.
00:12:13No.
00:12:13It's just you two were, like, junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:20You do.
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody, and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:25That's why you won my vote.
00:12:28I thought you liked her.
00:12:30Wow.
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia, there's only one girl that I've ever really liked, and it's
00:12:40not Jess.
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is...
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54I'm sorry.
00:12:55Oh, fuck.
00:12:56No, yeah, I'm fine.
00:12:56I'm great.
00:12:57What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:59Oh, she's out of my league.
00:13:01She...
00:13:01Oh, god.
00:13:02It's okay.
00:13:03Yeah, I'm fine.
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league, and she's beautiful and
00:13:10smart, and she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb charm like me.
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:19She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:27Cool.
00:13:28But I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:31High school bucket list, item number six.
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken, but you're crushed like someone else.
00:13:38What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:46Make you prom queen.
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:14:02Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:10Dr. Jessica!
00:14:13If I don't take her on now, it will spend the next two decades paying for.
00:14:22Oh, perfect.
00:14:23Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:29Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:35Oh, man.
00:14:36Here goes nothing.
00:14:38Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:42What's this challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test.
00:14:46Well, great.
00:14:48Chemistry is my favorite subject.
00:14:50Sexual chemistry.
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple.
00:14:56Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor, and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:16Boo, no more applause.
00:15:18Jess already has the clap.
00:15:19Bite me, Mee Paz.
00:15:20Your little friend lost.
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:30Me winning.
00:15:31Can't wait to have that king.
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but, uh, show is your best, right?
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:41It's your man, Mia!
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them.
00:15:46Or anybody.
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them.
00:15:56It's for me.
00:15:58Just follow my name.
00:16:00High school bucket list item number set.
00:16:02Make the first move.
00:16:04No, you follow my lead.
00:16:09You follow my lead.
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:30Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia, Mia.
00:16:36Oh, damn.
00:16:38Mia, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:40How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut?
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen.
00:16:50Not if I can help it.
00:16:52The hotel wants us together.
00:16:54Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Get her!
00:16:59Get her!
00:17:01Mia, your prince is waiting.
00:17:04Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling.
00:17:09Go over there.
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth another creative way.
00:17:13Go, go, go, go.
00:17:14You stopped her.
00:17:15Bye.
00:17:15Bye, bye, bye, bye.
00:17:17Mia, Mia, we really need to talk about that shiz.
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College.
00:17:28Science majors are slower than you think.
00:17:31You hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No.
00:17:34But I will one day.
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so.
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future.
00:17:44Right.
00:17:45It's my secret superpower, so.
00:17:47Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future.
00:17:52Somewhere where there's less interruptions.
00:17:56Connor?
00:17:57Connor, I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them.
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so.
00:18:03Actually, about that, yeah.
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess, and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later.
00:18:10Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush, but he's also a forever playboy.
00:18:15At least, that's what the rumors say.
00:18:18Fine.
00:18:20Yeah, look.
00:18:21For your information, the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at Tomorrow's Bake Off.
00:18:28So, we could team up.
00:18:32Wait.
00:18:33Do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:37You can run this school if you want to team me up.
00:18:41You're royalty, and you don't even know it.
00:18:46Out of the way!
00:18:47Cooking class champions coming through!
00:18:50Wait.
00:18:52You're not seriously thinking about considering.
00:18:54If you do.
00:18:55I will embarrass you so bad, you will wish you were dead.
00:19:02You still want to do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry.
00:19:08Let the best baker win.
00:19:11Ew.
00:19:12And I think we all know who's going to win.
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:25You don't look the part yet, Nita.
00:19:27Let us help you out.
00:19:38Later, loser.
00:19:42Let me guess.
00:19:43Just a bitch strikes again.
00:19:45I hope her baked goods burn in hell.
00:19:47You want me to go, Cursor?
00:19:49Thanks for the thought, Kate.
00:19:50I don't want to beat her fair and square.
00:19:53I'm never going to have to give you an edge.
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points and baking points.
00:19:59Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow.
00:20:01Why?
00:20:01Because I'm going to turn you into a sexy, nerdy baking queen.
00:20:09Mia, where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy, compa?
00:20:14Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19Hold on.
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean, this year's Bake Off HBIC, Mia Watkins.
00:20:32Mia, you look...
00:20:34Like a fucking tryhard.
00:20:36Overdressed much?
00:20:37Come on, girls.
00:20:37We have a contest to win.
00:20:39Like I was saying, you look gorgeous.
00:20:42High school bucket list item number eight.
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl.
00:20:46Look who's talking.
00:20:47Jeff, ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show.
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me.
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:56Call me queen.
00:21:01Because I'm coming for your throne.
00:21:03You know you're doing here.
00:21:04You know you're...
00:21:05Boo.
00:21:12Shut up or die.
00:21:16All right.
00:21:18Contestants, we're about to begin.
00:21:19To your tables, please.
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:22Oh, yeah.
00:21:23We're just going to make liquid nitrogen ice cream with some molecular gastronomy toppings.
00:21:27It's really easy.
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's fine.
00:21:31Sweet, sweet.
00:21:31Come on.
00:21:33All right, contestants.
00:21:35The Bake Off begins now.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39Okay.
00:21:39I will spread this over here.
00:21:43Like this.
00:21:44Like that.
00:21:51And then...
00:21:52This.
00:21:53That's on your nose.
00:21:55That's too much.
00:21:57That's too much.
00:22:04No more.
00:22:05No.
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the Science Nerd.
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake-proof.
00:22:21Oops.
00:22:24Oops.
00:22:26Foot slipped.
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry.
00:22:30Oops.
00:22:31Sorry.
00:22:32My hand slipped.
00:22:37Oh, she's awful.
00:22:39Oh.
00:22:40If you do that again, Miss Watkins, you will be disqualified.
00:22:43She just kicked our table.
00:22:45I did not see Jessica do anything wrong.
00:22:47Get back to work.
00:22:49It's fine.
00:22:50It's fine.
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:52A good scientist.
00:22:54Always.
00:22:55Always.
00:23:02The winning team's votes also count toward their prom queen's campaign.
00:23:08Jessica, you're up.
00:23:10It is a model of my mansion.
00:23:14And anyone who votes for me can come to all my parties for the rest of the year.
00:23:18So great!
00:23:20This is our dessert.
00:23:22It may look simple, but it's got a little magic to it.
00:23:48And all the votes are in.
00:23:51The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:02The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is...
00:24:12Mia Watkins!
00:24:14Mia, the 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor.
00:24:24We did it!
00:24:26I can't believe it!
00:24:28Oh, that's my queen! That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:32Best day of my life.
00:24:34I knew you could do it.
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:46Not anymore.
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that, loser!
00:24:53Sorry.
00:24:54High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot.
00:25:00Make it epic.
00:25:03Food bite!
00:25:07Food bite!
00:25:09Popular kids versus kids!
00:25:11No, stop it!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:19Stop!
00:25:20Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:32principal davis before you say anything mia started it thank you for your honesty
00:25:39jessica you and your friends can go what no she's lying i would drop that attitude miss watkins
00:25:48you know what no i like having an attitude i lived for years without one and now it's here to
00:25:57stay
00:25:57one more bad word one more the thing that you do wrong and you are suspended fine i'll stop having
00:26:07an attitude when you stop letting jessica's dad bribe you oh sorry no one knows about that yet
00:26:15both of you pack your bags
00:26:19wait are we suspended i can't get suspended my dad's gonna fly back to his business trip and
00:26:24get me killed no no no i'm giving you a vacation day you're both free to go okay for real
00:26:30of course
00:26:31you're both free to go and if uh you ever need anything feel free to come by my office the
00:26:36door's always open how much money did her dad give you uh 147 347 dollars and be quiet demon child
00:26:47i'll take a thought why don't you um help me clean up here my star students thank you
00:26:59whoa did you see the look on his face yeah he was freaking out how did you know all that
00:27:04stuff though
00:27:05well i told you i can see the future so right it's not big deal yeah so tell me
00:27:14what do you see in our future tonight well i have to study for the science test oh yeah
00:27:21what's the one again uh anatomy it's a study of the human body yeah yeah you want to do it
00:27:29at my
00:27:29place my parents aren't home your place like a
00:27:36like us together you know yeah let's go professor i promise to be a good boy
00:27:46okay
00:27:54you
00:28:59Mia.
00:29:00Mia.
00:29:01Were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four.
00:29:07Um, rectus abdominis.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm gonna show you and then I'm gonna quiz you.
00:29:14Oh!
00:29:15Oh!
00:29:16Oh!
00:29:18Alright, please me.
00:29:19You're okay.
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25What?
00:29:26Got it.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:33Isep.
00:29:35Rachei.
00:29:39Pectalis major.
00:29:45Pectis abdominis.
00:29:48Gloria.
00:29:48Amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long?
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Do you forget about that part?
00:29:55No, it's important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot of mask clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:27If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:33High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No?
00:30:39Are you ready to leave?
00:30:42Trapezibus.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my...
00:30:50Um...
00:30:51Brachialis.
00:31:01You're that cheating!
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:10Mm-hmm.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:28close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37Uh, to level the playing field.
00:31:40You!
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:45Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:10What?
00:32:13You're crazy!
00:32:15I know about this shirt.
00:32:19That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor!
00:32:29Are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit!
00:32:31That's my dad!
00:32:32No!
00:32:32No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34Oh my god!
00:32:38Yeah, just a second!
00:32:39I can't!
00:32:55Oh, hey dad, this is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Ms. Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is-
00:33:09Unimportant!
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:20Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside.
00:33:26Fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing!
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even-
00:33:37You know what?
00:33:38Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:43And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait!
00:33:53Just...
00:33:54Please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him!
00:33:58I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:03Alone.
00:34:05Dad, wait!
00:34:15Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32Yes.
00:34:33Everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38Abysmal.
00:34:39But...
00:34:40We did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:46And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would've never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to... help.
00:35:22But...
00:35:22You don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my old man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go,
00:35:42I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:47So...
00:35:48Come through...
00:35:50And...
00:35:51Vote for Mia.
00:35:51Yeah.
00:36:01Nikki!
00:36:02Cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:08We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:09Take off.
00:36:09Take off.
00:36:10Here.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:13Come on.
00:36:13That's my mouth before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:17Come on.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:19Just... trust me.
00:36:20Come on.
00:36:21Connor, talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:24Hey, dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:33If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I, like, barely helped at all.
00:36:48It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:01I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:14Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick permission question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade,
00:37:30so why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:34And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So, can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:41Hey, enough.
00:37:42You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Yeah, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:51Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53This is once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I-
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:02I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:04Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:08I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:11Come on.
00:38:12Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19Alright.
00:38:20Let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke.
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:46She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:55She's gonna break your heart.
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no.
00:39:10Wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:22Aw, shit.
00:39:24Cap's here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:28You mind if it brought us?
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:37Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:45Alright.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47The better part you get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know...
00:39:57For a second there, I kind of thought that you were into Luke
00:40:02when I saw you guys walking away together.
00:40:05Really?
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:10You know, that walking steroid is not even close to my type.
00:40:14So...
00:40:15Who is?
00:40:17You are...
00:40:23You are...
00:40:26Not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:33What?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:35Who is it?
00:40:40Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No, I can't.
00:40:50I have to change for that party.
00:40:51Let's borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:06If you weren't like once.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:08Or if not.
00:41:10I mean...
00:41:11If you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:23It's going way of the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:24Yeah.
00:41:24Let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:31Come on.
00:41:31I need an answer.
00:41:35Should I?
00:41:47Mia.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:58Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:08No.
00:42:08I'm future girl.
00:42:10Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:34Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon.
00:42:48You Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here, so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:54And...
00:42:54I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll study in on the way over.
00:43:26I tried to stop her, but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse head.
00:43:29I like this.
00:43:31It's so cute.
00:43:32Oh, on page four, there's a great Polaroid that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments into a little paint book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your big tails.
00:43:49And everybody had braces, Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:57Actually...
00:43:58It does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um, yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in seat posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:16Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been thugly since birth, and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:37Read away.
00:44:38I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:52What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook what?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:01You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all.
00:45:04But the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato pony.
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:21Show us your stressed out pain pain.
00:45:24That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:30Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:32You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know it.
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica, you think being prom clean is all about looks, okay?
00:45:48High school bucket list item number 12.
00:45:51Blom it while you got it.
00:45:53You want my shine.
00:45:55You want my glossy.
00:45:57You want my sexy.
00:45:59You want my spicy.
00:46:00You want my spastic.
00:46:01You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:02Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:04Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:05Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:06Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07No, you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:15Woo!
00:46:15Yes!
00:46:15Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17It doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Now, look at you, pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:25FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I want others better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list, item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:51Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:53And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06Let those anathletas have a dumbass party.
00:47:10Bye, Jazz.
00:47:14Oh, even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:44Oh, my wrist.
00:47:46I think I sprained it.
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:49Hey, Mia.
00:47:51Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:52She needs help.
00:47:54Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:57Now.
00:47:58Don't make me ask again, bitches.
00:48:01You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:48:03Not before I tell you that I...
00:48:09Mia, I've always...
00:48:12Mia, hey.
00:48:14Hey, Mia, you okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:24Okay.
00:48:24I was trying to recycle.
00:48:27How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:32I didn't see that coming.
00:48:38Okay.
00:48:40Hey, party's over.
00:48:41Everyone out.
00:48:42You heard him.
00:48:43Go.
00:48:43Get out.
00:48:44Remember, vote me up.
00:48:45Vote me up.
00:48:45Vote me up.
00:48:46I got you.
00:48:48Come on.
00:48:49Let's go.
00:48:59Thank you for saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay.
00:49:05For the record, you look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:16What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:25And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never date Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously.
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:37Don't make promises you can't keep.
00:49:41You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:44She...
00:49:45I know.
00:49:45She's a genius.
00:49:47You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:55Can you stay with me?
00:50:15You're the genius, dummy.
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:21I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:47I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:56God.
00:50:57No, I don't.
00:50:59I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:51:02So it's never around anyone.
00:51:04Which is good.
00:51:06I'm not just anyone.
00:51:12What is all this?
00:51:15Well, you know the tradition.
00:51:17Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:21You want to help me rap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:26No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:35I'm not dead anyway.
00:51:41So, eight ball girl, what's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48No, you're not.
00:51:50Why do you not?
00:51:51I know you're not.
00:51:54You're actually super successful.
00:51:58Really smart.
00:51:59Kind.
00:52:05You're pretty perfect.
00:52:08Actually.
00:52:12No wonder I was in love.
00:52:20Hold up.
00:52:21Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:24No one.
00:52:26I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I know all these things are awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:39So, so who do I get married to?
00:52:43Jessica Alba.
00:52:45So you got to get over that Britney crash because things get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:52You know, I can actually read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:09Question.
00:53:10Are you going to invite your dad?
00:53:12I'm sure he will come to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:21Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:27Actually, come on.
00:53:29You don't want to be late.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's going to love these, man.
00:53:48This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:50Sure.
00:53:51But.
00:53:55I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:57Because in a few months, we will all go our separate ways.
00:54:02And who knows what will happen then.
00:54:04Right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:12Oh.
00:54:14You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:17The class loved my gifts so much.
00:54:19I already got all their votes.
00:54:34So you're buying votes now?
00:54:37Me?
00:54:38No.
00:54:39I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:43But I'm sure they'll like your, uh, goodwill hand-me-dows, too.
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:57Well, the hot ones.
00:55:00The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:02But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:08Well, come on now.
00:55:09Let's see what you got.
00:55:19Look.
00:55:20Trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:24I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:34At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:36Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't.
00:55:42Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:48Relax, Jack Bauer.
00:55:50Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love all my subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:58Look.
00:56:16OMG, you're twinning.
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair, pancake face, Hool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh, and con-con hair is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:52No matter what I do, Jess always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom queen, Connor.
00:56:57What am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis, though.
00:57:06He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:13They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no.
00:57:18No, they're stupid.
00:57:21And she won this one, so let's just go.
00:57:24Just trust me.
00:57:26They're going to love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you, and you're going to love them.
00:58:00So, I know these aren't...
00:58:02Coach Baggs or Tiffany Grace books, but...
00:58:07I hope when you enter the real world, you'll remember them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you do?
00:58:18How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should.
00:58:27You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter.
00:58:49Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible.
00:59:06I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just quit a few years.
00:59:14You're going to be filthy rich.
00:59:17And...
00:59:18You deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody, shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:29Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31I got one for you, too.
00:59:40Guys...
00:59:41Please..
00:59:43Okay!
00:59:44Okay, all right!
00:59:45Bye!
00:59:45You just...
00:59:45Leave the rest!
00:59:46Please!
00:59:52Man...
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:06Yeah, I
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend
01:00:15This is the first lure he ever bought me
01:00:18How did you find
01:00:21A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together
01:00:28Do everything with your dad
01:00:30Of all you can
01:00:33You'll never get this time back
01:00:37Thank you
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything
01:00:43Hey, no
01:00:44Tell me what you want and I'll go get it
01:00:46Promise me
01:00:48That you'll invite your dad to the games
01:00:50That's all I want
01:01:02For you
01:01:04I'll do it
01:01:09Congrats
01:01:10Looks like you're going over to class
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:17It's time to step out of the shadows
01:01:22Hey everyone
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals
01:01:29Boycotting Jessica's prom queen
01:01:43I knew he wouldn't make it
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym
01:02:10We're taking a stand
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you
01:02:16No plastics for prom
01:02:18No plastics for prom
01:02:20You all worshipped me a year ago
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:27They were terrified of you
01:02:28It's just that they were too scared to speak
01:02:31But now, we've finally found our place, right?
01:02:35Woo!
01:02:37Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects
01:02:41Let's hear your voice
01:02:46Attention everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite outcast, Mia Watkins
01:02:53Just volunteered
01:02:55To sing the national anthem
01:02:58In front of the whole school
01:03:14Come on, Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting
01:03:19Hey
01:03:21Hey, yes you can
01:03:23Show them all what you can do
01:03:26All of them
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people
01:03:32Yes
01:03:33Just don't look at them
01:03:35Look at me
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia
01:03:39Get your can of water away
01:03:40This is going to be legendary
01:03:44I believe in you
01:03:51High school bucket list, item number 14
01:03:54Live your Beyonce fantasy
01:03:59Hi, everyone
01:04:01Please rise
01:04:13Evening
01:04:16Oh
01:04:24Just look at me
01:04:26Just look at me
01:04:34Oh, say can you see
01:04:40By the dawn's early light
01:04:46What so proudly we hailed
01:04:52At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:08O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare
01:05:22The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night
01:05:32That our flag was still there
01:05:37Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:50O'er the land of the free
01:05:55And the home of the brave
01:06:13Stop, stop
01:06:15Give it up for Mia
01:06:17This is going to be your new prom queen
01:06:21See
01:06:22Everyone loves you, Mia
01:06:41If you want to win, you've got to give them a show, right?
01:06:43Yeah
01:06:44Plus I like kissing you
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um
01:06:49I just thought I'm really
01:06:54Shit, that's my dad
01:07:02What is he doing here
01:07:03What is he doing here?
01:07:03He never comes to my games
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:06Hey
01:07:06Connor, you're going to be fine
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about
01:07:16Hey, look at me
01:07:17I already know what happens, remember?
01:07:21Listen
01:07:22In the last moment
01:07:24Take that three pointer
01:07:25It'll seem impossible
01:07:27But
01:07:28Trust me
01:07:32Interesting
01:07:35And here we go everyone
01:07:37The big championship game
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions
01:07:40Versus the Falcons
01:07:41For the big one
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen
01:07:43Let's begin
01:08:11And ten seconds left
01:08:13Mookie is down two points
01:08:15And Connor Oliver has the ball
01:08:22He's going to risk it all on the three pointer
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on the three pointer
01:08:34And there he goes
01:08:39Yes, he scores
01:08:41The Fairfield Lions
01:08:4249 to 48
01:08:44And they win the game
01:08:55Let's go
01:08:57Let's go
01:08:58An A
01:08:59And now
01:09:00This
01:09:02Expect me
01:09:03At all your college games
01:09:05Con
01:09:06Really?
01:09:07Really
01:09:10Sorry
01:09:10Sorry for missing out on this
01:09:13And on you
01:09:19I couldn't be more proud son
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan
01:09:23Who feels the same
01:09:25Congratulations
01:09:29Yeah
01:09:30Yeah
01:09:30You were right about everything
01:09:33Oh
01:09:33Am I being pumped?
01:09:36Pipply mouth breather isn't going to steal Con Con
01:09:39And my crown
01:09:41We will take him down
01:09:43We will take him down
01:09:43We will take him down
01:09:44For good
01:09:45I won because of you
01:09:46No, no
01:09:47He won because of you
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint
01:09:51But I do accept payment and kisses
01:09:57I could do a lot better than that
01:10:09Wait, wait
01:10:12Should we be doing this?
01:10:14I mean what about your crush the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you Mia
01:10:19It always has been
01:10:24Holy sick
01:10:37Holy sick
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed with fine colors.
01:11:39Oh.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:49And what about brown tonight?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:01You're never going to let that go.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:18What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:20I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27So hot.
01:12:32Okay, so.
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask?
01:12:38Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, I got to do it properly.
01:12:43Mia Watkins.
01:12:46Will you?
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:03And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:13Let's go win that crown.
01:13:14Five more minutes.
01:13:15You said.
01:13:17Come on.
01:13:21I am going to give you
01:13:22the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:30Oh, she's going to.
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You won't think of the game.
01:13:37Maybe she's given up.
01:13:41No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:47I know she won't because
01:13:50I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry to say again.
01:13:57Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:07I'm from the future.
01:14:17Okay.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:21Are you like totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to like call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:28No, you're not.
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy.
01:14:32And you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future,
01:14:38I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, okay.
01:14:44That'd be the future scoop.
01:14:46How did boss end?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay.
01:14:50They got off the island.
01:14:52Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a Bucky reboot.
01:14:57The future's wild.
01:14:59You have no idea.
01:15:00But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:05So will you help me?
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before they close the hell mouth,
01:15:14That is just...
01:15:16Let's go.
01:15:19Let's go.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:46Thanks.
01:15:48Hopefully I love you.
01:16:04Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:25Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:47You look so great.
01:16:49Black is definitely not your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:51FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh, my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:03Oh!
01:17:04But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Concon, think about your future.
01:17:17My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:27Hey, girl.
01:17:29You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:36I know.
01:17:37You didn't want this before, but...
01:17:39Open it.
01:17:48Just...
01:17:49Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:19Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:24I think it's cracking.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:09And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:04Hi.
01:20:07I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:19I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:27And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:30The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:49All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:54It looks like we have a winner.
01:21:02And your 2006 prom queen winner is...
01:21:12Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:19Hey, it's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment. You earned it.
01:21:27Yeah.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King.
01:21:36It's what I hear about.
01:21:41You were right. You saw it all.
01:21:48And you believe to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak. This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:22:00Mia has something to say.
01:22:02I warned you.
01:22:04I warned you.
01:22:12Mia? Mia? Mia? Mia? Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia, and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What? No!
01:22:20These are fake!
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a setup!
01:22:25Mia.
01:22:25Is this true?
01:22:27No.
01:22:28No.
01:22:29Actually, Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:36Mia?
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see.
01:22:46Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:55Mia!
01:22:57Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me.
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:04Who are you?
01:23:12High school bucket list, item number 15.
01:23:16Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot, and I'm skinny, and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated.
01:23:49Now you could have killed someone.
01:23:51This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:54No!
01:23:55No, it was Mia!
01:23:57She knows things.
01:23:59She's like a psychic or a witch or something.
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:14She's so nasty.
01:24:17Let something be uncomfortable.
01:24:19Go get it in a few years.
01:24:20No!
01:24:20No!
01:24:21This isn't right!
01:24:23You suck!
01:24:26You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen, bitch!
01:24:32No!
01:24:32You suck!
01:24:37You're cheating!
01:24:42Curse on you, queen, bitch!
01:24:44Or you can find me.
01:24:47You're a time-traveling nerd.
01:24:50You're a time-traveling nerd.
01:25:21You're TUF-
01:25:22You tricked and fell.
01:25:24You alright?
01:25:25I'm sorry.
01:25:27I'm sorry.
01:25:32You tricked and fell.
01:25:41Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:46Whoa.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came to.
01:25:57But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02You know, Watkins,
01:26:04since the first time I met you in freshman year,
01:26:08I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest classes-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:20And from our wild study sessions
01:26:22to winning prom king and queen senior year
01:26:27to taking on the whole world,
01:26:29I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:38Me a Watkins.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:49Yeah.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:02You didn't see this coming?
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:07No.
01:27:08Not in a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess...
01:27:13Some things you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:31And no one makes me feel like you do.
01:27:37When no one sets my body on fire
01:27:42No one gives me shivers like you
01:27:47Oh, no more does evade her
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