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Engsub Reborn For The Crown
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00:00:00You
00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later, I'm still the punchline
00:00:17This is me
00:00:29Mia is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working no
00:00:37Sorry, Jessica, but actually I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think okay
00:00:42Yeah, just save it Brainiac you can put my name on it and cut the check now
00:00:45Just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:59Ladies and gents, please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006 is prom king and queen
00:01:06Connor Oliver and Jessica Hart
00:01:20Okay, my forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince and I'm pretty sure I just forgot my
00:01:25own name
00:01:30Yeah, I'm super good you seem really amazing look who's talking well. I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're you're such a big shot in the city. I'm actually I came here for someone very special
00:01:47I came back for you
00:01:48Um
00:01:50Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I want to come come everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:20Jessica what the hell
00:02:22Mia
00:02:24Hey, it's okay. You're gonna be alright. Just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you
00:02:33How much
00:02:34How much you want
00:02:35Hey, Mia, Mia, stay with me, okay?
00:02:37Mia, look at me
00:02:39What did you want to tell me?
00:02:44Am I
00:02:46Dead?
00:02:50Or did my wish come true?
00:02:52Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas
00:02:58No more front lines
00:02:59I look 18 again
00:03:02Which means
00:03:04Look, the freak show lives
00:03:06Rise and shine, Mia
00:03:08I've got a mountain of my homework for you
00:03:13Those clothes
00:03:15Those highlights
00:03:17A Tamagotchi?
00:03:19I went back to
00:03:222006
00:03:26When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:03:32Miss Thompson
00:03:33May I be excused?
00:03:34I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:36Mimi
00:03:36You've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:42Loser
00:03:43Loser
00:03:44Loser
00:03:46Loser
00:03:47Loser
00:03:48Loser
00:03:48Loser
00:03:49Loser
00:03:49Nothing's changed
00:03:50Everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:52And nobody
00:03:53And nobody
00:03:53The girl who can't fight back
00:03:55But that's the thing about second chances
00:03:58You can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one
00:04:02Never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson
00:04:09Miss Thompson, Mia's trying to kill me
00:04:12Mia, you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why?
00:04:17For stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students?
00:04:20They do this every day
00:04:22They do this every day
00:04:28Don't be silly
00:04:30Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student
00:04:35I mean, she would never worry anyone
00:04:38She just
00:04:39Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you
00:04:48Mia joined Jessica's group
00:04:50And I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:04:59So we just start by combining the aluminum with a hydrochloric acid
00:05:08Oops
00:05:09Oh, what can I say?
00:05:12Snitches get stitches, you little lab rat
00:05:15A shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:18Let's clean you up
00:05:21That acid
00:05:21Don't
00:05:22I know, Mia, but this is science class
00:05:25And I want to try this experiment on you
00:05:37Oh, these are so funny
00:05:39Mia, do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land?
00:05:52Wow, Mia, you look like you're in trouble
00:06:02So are you going to put her in her place or should I?
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets your crushes' attention
00:06:12Concon, please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:16Don't
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:19Or what?
00:06:20Little miss stutter
00:06:22Stutter
00:06:22This time, no more shrinking
00:06:25You do that again?
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:28Hmm
00:06:29What will Principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs?
00:06:33I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college
00:06:37And if you keep pushing me, I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:41Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:43Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours
00:07:00Mia, put the bottle down
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three
00:07:08Teach your least favorite teacher a lesson
00:07:11Sorry, Ms. Thompson
00:07:12Freak science accident
00:07:14Blame chemistry
00:07:16Oh, God
00:07:18Damn, Mia
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that
00:07:21Little fight looks good on you
00:07:24Use your words
00:07:25Don't get lost in that smile
00:07:27Just say something
00:07:28It's probably the stupidest thing I've ever done
00:07:30No
00:07:33You look good kicking ass
00:07:35I like this new you
00:07:37I like the new me, too
00:07:38Goodbye, shy girl
00:07:40Hello, high school 2.0
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering?
00:07:49What's next, Mia?
00:07:50Running for prom, queen?
00:07:52Stop, stop
00:07:53You know what?
00:07:55Maybe I will
00:07:56Literally, no one knows you
00:07:58And you want to run against me?
00:08:01Anyone can wear a crown
00:08:03Not people like you
00:08:06Need a reminder?
00:08:08Nikki!
00:08:09Sharpie!
00:08:10Now!
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:08:16I will not make your life a living hell
00:08:17Deal
00:08:22Everyone, I'd like to make an announcement
00:08:27High school bucket list item number four
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen
00:08:37Mia, Mamacita, Watkins, did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever?
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends
00:08:45We lost touch after high school
00:08:47I am not losing them again
00:08:49I did
00:08:51I'm so glad you guys are here
00:08:53I just miss you so much
00:08:55And I love you
00:08:56Come here
00:08:58It's been like ten minutes
00:09:00But we love you too
00:09:01And since we love you
00:09:02Let's get you right
00:09:09Great!
00:09:10More maggots have arrived
00:09:12Besides the Mia
00:09:13Honestly, who else is going to vote for you?
00:09:16The Misfits
00:09:17The Outcasts
00:09:19Anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect
00:09:24Do it, Queen
00:09:24Let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27Shut it, wannabe Lance
00:09:29Choke and die, slutty Spears
00:09:31Well
00:09:32Since we're doing this
00:09:34Raise your hand if you want to vote for me
00:09:41Okay
00:09:41And raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia
00:09:52Conor, what the hell did you just give her?
00:09:54Was that your number?
00:09:56My vote
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating
00:10:03Con Con
00:10:04You already got the vote for Prom King this year
00:10:07We have to do this
00:10:09Together
00:10:09Everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina
00:10:13Except for me
00:10:15I don't want to date you, Jessica
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me
00:10:20I'm head cheerleader
00:10:22You're the basketball captain
00:10:23Even our parents want us together
00:10:26It's destiny
00:10:27May the best girl win
00:10:30Aw, Mr. Oliver
00:10:31If you fail again, you won't be able to go to prom
00:10:34Or play in the basketball finals
00:10:36Understood?
00:10:39Got it
00:10:42Where do you think you're going?
00:10:44We have a pop quiz on...
00:10:45Theory of relativity
00:10:47The answers are...
00:10:48A, C, C, B...
00:10:52I'll come back for my A later
00:10:54You're not going anywhere and changing this test
00:10:56High school bucket list item number 5
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass
00:11:00Check it!
00:11:01If I'm wrong
00:11:02I'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:06You wasted
00:11:08Ha, ouch
00:11:11Told ya
00:11:11See you later, Misty
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:23Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:26Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:29Hey, you here?
00:11:32Um...
00:11:32I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:35Um...
00:11:35I'll...
00:11:36Get off you now
00:11:37Fine
00:11:38Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah
00:11:40Oh...
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace
00:11:42Oh no, don't worry about it
00:11:43It's been in my family for years
00:11:45It's like indestructible
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty cool
00:11:47Thanks
00:11:48Um...
00:11:48My mom thinks that it has magical powers
00:11:52She's nuts
00:11:55You know, I...
00:11:56I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like
00:11:58Wow
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful
00:12:02Jess?
00:12:03Hmm
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing
00:12:07You're like the school's, uh, Kylie and Chalamet
00:12:10I like who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing
00:12:13No
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year
00:12:16So I thought
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen
00:12:20You do
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it
00:12:25That's why you won my vote
00:12:28I thought you liked her
00:12:29Wow
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia
00:12:37There's only one girl that I've ever really liked
00:12:40And it's not Jess
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:46Mia, the girl that I've always really liked
00:12:51Is...
00:12:52Oh my god, Mia, are you okay?
00:12:54Sorry!
00:12:55Oh, fuck
00:12:55No, yeah, I'm fine, I'm great
00:12:56What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league
00:13:00She...
00:13:01Oh!
00:13:02It's okay, yeah, I'm fine
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league
00:13:07And she's beautiful
00:13:09And smart
00:13:11And she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb job like me
00:13:15You're not dumb, Connor
00:13:19She's the stupid one if she turns you down
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:27Cool
00:13:27Um, but I'm not gonna ask her out until I get my grades up
00:13:31High school bucket list, item number six
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken
00:13:36That you're crushed like someone else
00:13:37What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown
00:13:45Make you prom queen
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen
00:14:02Keep freaks out of our last dance ever
00:14:06Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism
00:14:09Dr. Jessica!
00:14:11No!
00:14:11Come on, don't you worry
00:14:12I feel it
00:14:15If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it
00:14:22Oh, perfect, just the people I wanted to see
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff
00:14:28Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge
00:14:35Oh man
00:14:36Here goes nothing
00:14:37Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test
00:14:46Well, great
00:14:48Chemistry is my favorite subject
00:14:50Sexual chemistry
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple
00:14:55Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor
00:14:58And you will vote for who brings the fire
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Yeah, you don't have to do this if you don't want to
00:15:16Boo! No more applause! Jess already has the clap!
00:15:19Bite me, me, Paz
00:15:20Your little friend lost
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:30Me winning
00:15:31King
00:15:31Can't wait to have you back, King
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow
00:15:35But, uh, show is best, freak
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:41Is your man, Mia?
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them
00:15:46Or anybody
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them, it's for me
00:15:57Just follow my lead
00:16:00High school bucket list item number set
00:16:02Make the first move
00:16:04No, you follow my lead
00:16:09You follow my lead
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:30Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia!
00:16:37We definitely have to do that again
00:16:39How dare you make out with that scum sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen
00:16:49Not if I can help it
00:16:51The hotel wants us together!
00:16:54Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Go there!
00:17:01Mia!
00:17:02Mia!
00:17:03Your prince is waiting
00:17:05Has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling, go over there
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth in another creative way
00:17:12Go go go go go go go
00:17:14You stopped him
00:17:14I can't
00:17:17Mia
00:17:18We really need to talk
00:17:21About that kiss
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:27College
00:17:28Science majors are slottier than you think
00:17:30Uh, you hook up with college guys?
00:17:32No
00:17:34But I will
00:17:35One day
00:17:37My magic eight ball said so
00:17:39So you can predict the future?
00:17:41Actually, I'm from the future
00:17:44Right
00:17:45It's my secret superpower, so
00:17:46Well, I hope that there's another round for us in our future
00:17:51Somewhere
00:17:53Where there's less interruptions
00:17:56Connor?
00:17:57I don't really kiss people unless I'm dating them
00:18:00And it's not like you want to date me, so
00:18:02Actually about that, yeah
00:18:04Well, let's just focus on beating Jess
00:18:06And we can talk about all the kiss stuff later
00:18:09Yeah?
00:18:11Connor might be my forever crush
00:18:13But he's also a forever playboy
00:18:16At least that's what the rumors say
00:18:18Fine
00:18:20Yeah, look
00:18:21For your information
00:18:22The next best opportunity to get votes
00:18:25Is going to be at tomorrow's Bake Off
00:18:28So we could team up
00:18:33Wait, do you really think I could beat Miss Popular?
00:18:38You could run this school if you wanted to, yeah
00:18:41You're royalty and you don't even know it
00:18:46Out of the way, cooking class champions coming through
00:18:50You
00:18:52You're not seriously thinking about answering
00:18:54If you do
00:18:55I will embarrass you so bad
00:18:59You will wish you were dead
00:19:01Still wanna do this?
00:19:04Why not?
00:19:06Baking is just chemistry
00:19:08Let the best baker win
00:19:11Ew
00:19:12And I think we all know who's gonna win
00:19:17Girls, should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go?
00:19:23What are you talking about?
00:19:25You don't look the part yet, Nina
00:19:26Let us help you out
00:19:41Let me guess
00:19:43Jessup bitch strikes again
00:19:44Well I hope her baked goods burn in hell
00:19:47You want me to go curse her?
00:19:49Thanks for the thought, Kate
00:19:50But I don't wanna beat her fair and square
00:19:52Never gonna have to give you an edge
00:19:54Something that gives you hot points
00:19:56And baking points
00:19:59Meet me at school bright and early tomorrow
00:20:01Why?
00:20:02Because I'm gonna turn you into a sexy, nerdy, baking queen
00:20:08Hi
00:20:09Hi Mia
00:20:10Where are you?
00:20:11Where's your baking buddy?
00:20:13Did she chicken out last night?
00:20:19Alright
00:20:21May I present to you your future girlfriend?
00:20:24I mean
00:20:26This year's Bake Off HBIC
00:20:28Mia Watkins
00:20:32Mia, you look
00:20:33Like a fucking try hard
00:20:36Overdressed much?
00:20:37Come on girls, we have a contest to win
00:20:38Like I was saying
00:20:41You look gorgeous
00:20:42High school bucket list item number 8
00:20:44Flirt like a hot girl
00:20:46Look who's talking, chef
00:20:48Ready to win?
00:20:50Stop putting on a show!
00:20:52This event is supposed to be about me!
00:20:54Who the hell do you think you are, Mia?
00:20:57Call me Queen
00:21:01Cause I'm coming for your throne
00:21:05Boo!
00:21:12Shut up or die!
00:21:16Alright
00:21:18Contestants, we're about to begin
00:21:19To your tables please
00:21:21Do you have any idea what we're doing here?
00:21:23Oh yeah, we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:25With some molecular gastronomy toppings
00:21:27It's really easy
00:21:28What?
00:21:30It's science meets sweets
00:21:31Come on
00:21:33Alright, contestants
00:21:35The Bake Off begins
00:21:37Now!
00:21:37No!
00:21:38Okay, let's put this in here
00:21:43Like this, like that
00:21:44Like this, like that
00:21:51And then
00:21:52This
00:21:53Is on your nose
00:21:55That's too much
00:21:56That's too much
00:22:04No more
00:22:05No!
00:22:10Cool trick, Bill Nye the science nerd
00:22:14Hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:21Oops
00:22:24Oops
00:22:25Oops
00:22:25Foot slipped
00:22:27Sorry, not sorry
00:22:28Oops
00:22:31Sorry
00:22:32My hand slipped
00:22:34Oh!
00:22:37Oh, she's awful
00:22:39Oh
00:22:40If you do that again, Miss Watkins
00:22:42You will be disqualified
00:22:43She just kicked our table
00:22:44I did not see Jessica do anything wrong
00:22:47Get back to work
00:22:49It's fine, it's fine
00:22:50So what do we do now?
00:22:52A good scientist
00:22:54Always has a plan
00:22:57And
00:22:59Time
00:23:03The winning team's votes
00:23:04Also count toward their prom queen's campaign
00:23:08Jessica, you're up
00:23:10It is a model
00:23:12Of my mansion
00:23:14And anyone who votes for me
00:23:15Can come to all my parties for the rest of the year
00:23:17So great!
00:23:20This is our dessert
00:23:22It may look simple
00:23:24But
00:23:25It's got a little magic to it
00:23:49And all the votes are in
00:23:52The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is
00:24:02The winner of this year's Senior Bake Off is
00:24:12Mia Watkins
00:24:14The 2006 Golden Bake Off Trophy belongs to you and Connor
00:24:24We did it!
00:24:26I can't believe it!
00:24:28Oh, that's my queen!
00:24:29That's my best friend!
00:24:30We love her!
00:24:32Best day of my life
00:24:34I knew you could do that
00:24:38No!
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine!
00:24:42Ugh!
00:24:46Not anymore
00:24:50So gonna regret that loser!
00:24:54Sorry
00:24:55High school bucket list
00:24:56Item number 9
00:24:58Start a riot
00:25:00Make it epic
00:25:02Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Popular kids vs.
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:12Stop it!
00:25:13Stop it!
00:25:16Stop it!
00:25:17Stop it!
00:25:19Stop!
00:25:20Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica! Team Mia! Get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis!
00:25:34Before you say anything
00:25:36Mia started it!
00:25:38Thank you for your honesty
00:25:39Jessica!
00:25:41You and your friends can go
00:25:42What?
00:25:44No, she's lying!
00:25:46I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins
00:25:48You know what?
00:25:49No!
00:25:51I like having an attitude
00:25:53I lived for years without one
00:25:55And now, it's here to stay!
00:25:58One more bad word
00:26:00One more thing that you do wrong
00:26:02And you are suspended
00:26:04Fine!
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude when you stop
00:26:08Letting Jessica's dad bribe you
00:26:12Oh, sorry
00:26:13No one knows about that yet
00:26:15Both of you, pack your bags
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended!
00:26:22My dad's gonna fly back from his business trip
00:26:24And get me killed!
00:26:24No, no, no
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day
00:26:27You're both free to go
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course!
00:26:31You're both free to go
00:26:32And if you ever need anything
00:26:34Feel free to come by my office
00:26:35The door's always open
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347 and...
00:26:44You be quiet, you demon child!
00:26:47I'll take a thought, why don't you help me clean up here
00:26:50My star students
00:26:52Thank you
00:26:54What the fuck was that?
00:26:58Whoa!
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah, he was freaking out
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so...
00:27:08Right
00:27:09It's no big deal
00:27:10Yeah
00:27:12So tell me
00:27:14What do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test
00:27:19Oh, yeah
00:27:21What's that one again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy
00:27:22It's the study of the...
00:27:24Human body
00:27:26Yeah
00:27:27Yeah
00:27:28You wanna do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:32Like a...
00:27:34Ooh
00:27:36Like us
00:27:37Together
00:27:37Another
00:27:39Yeah
00:27:40Let's go, professor
00:27:42Promise to be a good boy
00:27:46Okay
00:27:48That's a Abend
00:27:49Okay, she moved, hopefully
00:27:59Oh, it can beicle
00:27:59Oh, yours
00:28:05Oh, you need to see the sidewalk
00:28:58Yeah, Mia, Mia, were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03I'm not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four, um, like disabdominous.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:14Oh!
00:29:15Oh!
00:29:18Alright, please me.
00:29:19Okay.
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25Alright.
00:29:26Yeah.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:34Isep, brachii.
00:29:35Hi.
00:29:40Pectalis major.
00:29:45Pectis abdominis gloria amen.
00:29:49Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long.
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Do you forget about that part?
00:29:55No, it's important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:02You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:27If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:33High school bucket list item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No.
00:30:38Are you ready to leave?
00:30:42Trapezoise.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my...
00:30:50Um, brachialis.
00:30:52Non-leash.
00:30:56Unleash.
00:31:00No…
00:31:02That's cheating.
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:09Um, um...
00:31:12Yeah.
00:31:14Yeah.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:28close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37To level the playing field.
00:31:40You!
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:44Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me.
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh no!
00:32:10What?
00:32:13You're crazy.
00:32:15No, I'm not this shirt.
00:32:19That's for cheating.
00:32:28Connor, are you in there?
00:32:29Oh shit.
00:32:31That's my dad.
00:32:32No!
00:32:32My dad's right.
00:32:33No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34Oh my god!
00:32:36Okay!
00:32:38Yeah, just a second!
00:32:43Oh my god!
00:32:46Oh my god!
00:32:48Oh my god!
00:32:48Oh my god!
00:32:50Oh my god!
00:32:51Oh my god!
00:32:58I'm sorry Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Miss Thompson just called and said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad's not like that.
00:33:08Mia is unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica going to be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:20Mia's valedictorian and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:37You know what?
00:33:37Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver, I will help Connor pass and I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait!
00:33:53Just please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him.
00:33:58I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son, alone.
00:34:06Dad, wait.
00:34:15Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I hope everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:49Keep up the good work.
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:16Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:20I know you're trying to help,
00:35:22but you don't know him like I do.
00:35:25You know?
00:35:27I can't just magically fix my old man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:39Uh, wait.
00:35:40Before you guys go,
00:35:42I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this weekend
00:35:45for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:48So, come through
00:35:50and vote for Mia.
00:36:01Nikki,
00:36:02cancel your plans.
00:36:04We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go.
00:36:08We'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit.
00:36:12That's my dad.
00:36:13Come on, let's pass before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no.
00:36:14Just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:17No, no, no.
00:36:17You don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on, Connor.
00:36:21Talk to him.
00:36:21No, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:25Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:29I'm going out of town on work,
00:36:32but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:34If it's another F, Connor,
00:36:36I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:45No.
00:36:46No, I barely helped at all.
00:36:48It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:01I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:13Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick permission question.
00:37:27Luke, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the eighth grade,
00:37:30so why are you talking to me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy.
00:37:33And, uh, I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So, can I get one or what?
00:37:39Don't fucking touch her.
00:37:40Hey, enough.
00:37:42You are on thin ice as it is.
00:37:43No fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:45Luke, stop.
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Yeah, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:51Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen.
00:37:57I know that I'm hard on you.
00:37:59But it is because I...
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:02I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:04Get off me.
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:08I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:11Come on.
00:38:12Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19All right, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Oh, you know Mia.
00:38:46She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:55She's going to break your heart.
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting.
00:39:08I'm going to go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere until we talk about this party.
00:39:14We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey, get the fuck off her.
00:39:21Oh shit, Cap's here.
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:28You mind if it brought us?
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists,
00:39:34let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:37Every action
00:39:39has an equal
00:39:40and opposite
00:39:42reaction.
00:39:45All right.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47The better part do you get to?
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know,
00:39:57for a second there,
00:39:58I kind of thought that you were into
00:40:00Luke
00:40:02when I saw you guys walking away
00:40:03together.
00:40:05Really?
00:40:08You know,
00:40:10that walking steroid,
00:40:12he's not even close to my type.
00:40:14So,
00:40:15who is?
00:40:20You're...
00:40:23You are
00:40:26not
00:40:27going to believe
00:40:28who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:33What?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:35Who is it?
00:40:38Oh,
00:40:38I'm sorry.
00:40:39It's my mom.
00:40:40Oh,
00:40:40my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No,
00:40:48I can't.
00:40:49I have to change for that party.
00:40:52Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:59She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:02You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:06She wanted her to once.
00:41:07Okay.
00:41:09Or if not.
00:41:10I mean,
00:41:11if you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean,
00:41:17our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Oh,
00:41:22yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:23Go away the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:26Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:30Come on.
00:41:32I need an answer.
00:41:35Should I?
00:41:47Yeah.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:58Well,
00:41:58it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:08No,
00:42:08I'm future girl,
00:42:10remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also,
00:42:12you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well,
00:42:19if I die by then,
00:42:20just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:34Okay,
00:42:34future girl,
00:42:35if you really know everything that's going to happen,
00:42:37who shows up first?
00:42:39I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey,
00:42:47ConCon.
00:42:48You're Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here,
00:42:51so your party's not the total best.
00:42:53And,
00:42:54I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll study them on the way over.
00:43:26I tried to stop her,
00:43:27but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse highlights.
00:43:31Oh,
00:43:32on page four,
00:43:33there's a great palaboy that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:39She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your big tails.
00:43:49And everybody had bridges, Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:56Actually,
00:43:58it does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um,
00:44:05yeah,
00:44:06that's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in-seat posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you,
00:44:16I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth,
00:44:20and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know,
00:44:24a year ago,
00:44:25this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But,
00:44:28now I know everything in here made me
00:44:30who I am today.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:37Read away.
00:44:38I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me,
00:44:41I'll just expose you
00:44:42for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me,
00:44:45poser.
00:44:46What about
00:44:47what you did with the ninth grade basketball team
00:44:50on the field trip?
00:44:52What?
00:44:53I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56Just wait till Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook?
00:44:59What?
00:44:59Okay,
00:45:00English much?
00:45:01You know,
00:45:01this little tough girl act
00:45:02is cute and all,
00:45:04but the only one getting exposed today
00:45:06is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato cake.
00:45:20Yeah,
00:45:21show us your stressed out brain pain.
00:45:24That is way too far,
00:45:25Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:30Honestly,
00:45:30I was helping.
00:45:31Hey,
00:45:32you're beautiful, Mia,
00:45:33and you know it.
00:45:35It's okay.
00:45:35I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica,
00:45:42you think
00:45:43being prom queen
00:45:44is all about looks,
00:45:46okay?
00:45:48High school bucket list
00:45:49item number 12.
00:45:51Flom it while you've got it.
00:46:05Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:06Ain't gonna get it.
00:46:07No, you ain't gonna get it.
00:46:08You ain't gonna get it.
00:46:12Holy shit,
00:46:14Mia.
00:46:15Woo!
00:46:15Yes,
00:46:16Mia!
00:46:16Okay,
00:46:17Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck
00:46:18having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you
00:46:22pretending to be hot
00:46:24and popular.
00:46:25FYI,
00:46:25you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never
00:46:28live like us.
00:46:29No,
00:46:30I want to live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth
00:46:33or dare?
00:46:34I dare you all
00:46:36to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list
00:46:42item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone
00:46:45who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:47Ah!
00:46:48Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:51Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:53And I bet I can do it
00:46:54even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06Let those
00:47:07mouth fingers
00:47:08have a dumbass party.
00:47:09Bye, Jess.
00:47:14Ugh!
00:47:16Even her alcohol
00:47:17tastes like trash.
00:47:44Ow!
00:47:45Ow!
00:47:45Ah, my wrist!
00:47:46I think I sprained it!
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:49Hey.
00:47:50Mia.
00:47:51Hey, she's not waking up!
00:47:52She needs help!
00:47:54Someone at least
00:47:55get me some ice.
00:47:57Now!
00:47:58Don't make me ask
00:47:59again, bitches!
00:48:01You can't quit on me
00:48:02right now, Mia.
00:48:03Not before I...
00:48:04Not before I tell you
00:48:05that I...
00:48:09Mia, I've always...
00:48:11Mia, hey.
00:48:13Hey.
00:48:14Hey, Mia.
00:48:15You okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought
00:48:21attempted murder
00:48:22would be a fun party game.
00:48:24Okay.
00:48:24I was trying
00:48:26to recycle.
00:48:27How would I know
00:48:28her giant head
00:48:29would get in the way?
00:48:32I didn't see that coming.
00:48:36Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:39Okay.
00:48:40Hey, party's over.
00:48:41Everyone out!
00:48:42You heard him.
00:48:43Go.
00:48:43Get out.
00:48:44Remember, vote Mia.
00:48:45Vote Mia.
00:48:45Vote Mia.
00:48:46I got you.
00:48:48Come on.
00:48:49Let's go.
00:48:52No.
00:48:53No.
00:48:56Okay.
00:48:59Thank you
00:49:01for saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay.
00:49:05For the record,
00:49:07you look like a total smoke show
00:49:09in that bathing suit.
00:49:16What's wrong?
00:49:18Jess never gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse
00:49:24and worse.
00:49:25And somehow,
00:49:26she still ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never date Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously.
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:37Don't make promises
00:49:39you can't keep.
00:49:41You know the girl
00:49:41I actually do like?
00:49:44She...
00:49:45I know.
00:49:45She's a genius.
00:49:47You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:55Can you stay with me?
00:50:15You're the genius, Dummy.
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:25Oh, man.
00:50:49You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:53You scared me.
00:50:57God.
00:50:57No, I don't.
00:50:59I like to sing
00:51:00when I'm busy or bored.
00:51:02So it's never around anyone.
00:51:04Which is good.
00:51:06I'm not just anyone.
00:51:12What is all this?
00:51:13Well,
00:51:15you know the tradition.
00:51:17Senior prom queen
00:51:18gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:21You want to help me rap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:26No one else would do this
00:51:28for their class.
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:35Not yet, anyway.
00:51:41So,
00:51:42hate ball girl,
00:51:44what's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48No, you're not.
00:51:50Don't even look.
00:51:51I know you're not.
00:51:53You're...
00:51:54You're actually
00:51:55super successful.
00:51:58Really smart.
00:52:01Kind.
00:52:05You're pretty perfect.
00:52:08I'm sure.
00:52:12No wonder I was in love.
00:52:20Hold up.
00:52:21Who did you say
00:52:22you're in love with?
00:52:23No one.
00:52:26I meant
00:52:27that I was
00:52:28in love
00:52:29with
00:52:31being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I
00:52:33know all of these
00:52:35is awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:39So,
00:52:39so who do I
00:52:40get married to?
00:52:43Jessica Alba.
00:52:44So you gotta get over
00:52:46that Britney crash
00:52:46because things get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:52You know,
00:52:52I can actually
00:52:53read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see
00:52:57in our future?
00:53:02Will you come
00:53:03to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:09Question.
00:53:10Are you gonna
00:53:10invite your dad?
00:53:13I'm sure
00:53:13he
00:53:15will come
00:53:15to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting
00:53:19for me to get
00:53:19into the NBA.
00:53:21Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:28Actually,
00:53:28come on.
00:53:29You don't want to be late.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's gonna love
00:53:47these, man.
00:53:48This will win you
00:53:48crazy votes.
00:53:50Sure.
00:53:51But
00:53:54I also just
00:53:55wanted to do
00:53:56something nice
00:53:57because
00:53:58in a few months
00:53:59we will all
00:54:00glow our separate ways
00:54:02and who knows
00:54:03what'll happen then.
00:54:04Right?
00:54:09Graduate in style,
00:54:11besties.
00:54:13Oh.
00:54:14You're too late,
00:54:15Butterface.
00:54:16The class loved
00:54:18my gifts so much
00:54:19I already got
00:54:20all their votes.
00:54:34So you're buying
00:54:35votes now?
00:54:37Me?
00:54:38No.
00:54:39I'm just giving
00:54:40my besties
00:54:41the gifts
00:54:42they deserve.
00:54:43But I'm sure
00:54:45they'll like
00:54:45your, uh,
00:54:46goodwill
00:54:47hand-me-downs, too.
00:54:49Hey, besties?
00:54:52You don't even
00:54:53know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:57Well,
00:54:58the hot ones.
00:55:00The rest are freaks,
00:55:01not people.
00:55:02But hey,
00:55:03money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers
00:55:05with social rabies.
00:55:08But come on now,
00:55:09let's see what you got.
00:55:18Look,
00:55:20trailer trash Barbie
00:55:21got you all
00:55:22toy cars.
00:55:25I got some Gucci earrings.
00:55:34At least my gifts
00:55:35need something.
00:55:36Um,
00:55:37they mean
00:55:38that you're
00:55:39a peasant
00:55:39trying to take
00:55:40on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't
00:55:42because you're
00:55:43a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to
00:55:46try saying that again?
00:55:48Relax,
00:55:48Jack Bauer.
00:55:50Brutal honesty
00:55:52is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love
00:55:55all my subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:58Look.
00:56:17OMG, you're
00:56:18twinning.
00:56:21OMG, you're twinning.
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair,
00:56:29pancake face,
00:56:30Hool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean,
00:56:31it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh,
00:56:34and concon hair
00:56:35is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best
00:56:36for the basketball
00:56:37captain.
00:56:40I don't want
00:56:41anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new
00:56:45limited edition
00:56:46PS2?
00:56:52No matter
00:56:52what I do,
00:56:54Jess always
00:56:54gets her way.
00:56:55Prom queen,
00:56:56Connor,
00:56:57what am I even
00:56:57doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my
00:57:02thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should
00:57:04ask Principal
00:57:04Davis, though.
00:57:06He might be
00:57:06down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia,
00:57:09wait.
00:57:10Hand out the
00:57:11gifts that you
00:57:11brought.
00:57:13They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're
00:57:15expensive or fancy,
00:57:16but because they're
00:57:17from you.
00:57:17No, no.
00:57:18No, they're stupid.
00:57:21And she,
00:57:21she won this one,
00:57:23so let's just go.
00:57:24Just trust me.
00:57:26They're gonna love
00:57:27them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all
00:57:30of you, and you're
00:57:31gonna love them.
00:57:49Proof?
00:57:51It's yours.
00:58:00So, I know these
00:58:01aren't coach bags or
00:58:03Tiffany bracelets,
00:58:04but I hope when
00:58:08you enter the real
00:58:08world, you'll run
00:58:10down by them.
00:58:12Mia, what did you
00:58:13do?
00:58:18How'd you know I
00:58:18wanted to be an
00:58:19artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody
00:58:23I wanted to be an
00:58:24artist.
00:58:25But you should.
00:58:27You're more talented
00:58:28than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool
00:58:32artist name, like
00:58:35Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing
00:58:47songwriter.
00:58:49Just write about that
00:58:50breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little
00:58:57reminder to keep
00:58:58following your dreams.
00:58:59B, Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are
00:59:05incredible, but I'm
00:59:08kind of confused by
00:59:10my gift.
00:59:12Just wait a few
00:59:13years.
00:59:14You're gonna be
00:59:14filthy rich.
00:59:17and you deserve
00:59:19it.
00:59:23Everybody, shut
00:59:24up!
00:59:25Why the hell are
00:59:26they all cheering for
00:59:27you?
00:59:29Why don't you open
00:59:30your gift and find
00:59:31out?
00:59:31I got one for you
00:59:32too.
00:59:38You trash,
00:59:40you guys.
00:59:41B, I,
00:59:43fuck.
00:59:43Okay, all right,
00:59:45bye, get your
00:59:45mom, please.
00:59:52Hey, um,
00:59:56this one's for you.
01:00:06Mia, I,
01:00:11me and my dad
01:00:12used to fish every
01:00:12weekend.
01:00:15This is the first
01:00:16lure he ever
01:00:17bought me.
01:00:18How did you find
01:00:19magic eight ball
01:00:21you remember?
01:00:22A year from now,
01:00:23Connor mentions this
01:00:24at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite
01:00:26memory of them
01:00:27together.
01:00:28Do everything with
01:00:29your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33He'll never get this
01:00:34time back.
01:00:37thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god,
01:00:43I didn't get you
01:00:43anything.
01:00:44Hey, no.
01:00:44Tell me what you want
01:00:45and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me
01:00:48that you'll invite your
01:00:49dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all.
01:01:02for you.
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over
01:01:11to the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:17It's time to step
01:01:18out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey, everyone.
01:01:25Tonight,
01:01:25all of us misfits
01:01:27are going to the finals
01:01:30boycotting
01:01:30Jessica's prom queen.
01:01:44I knew he wouldn't
01:01:45make it.
01:01:46I knew he wouldn't
01:01:59make it.
01:02:02What are you
01:02:03rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't
01:02:08allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought
01:02:13or bullied
01:02:14by mean girls
01:02:15like you.
01:02:16No plastics
01:02:18for prom!
01:02:19No plastics
01:02:20for prom!
01:02:21You all worshipped
01:02:21me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:27They were terrified
01:02:28of you.
01:02:29It's just that
01:02:29they were too
01:02:30scared to speak.
01:02:31But now,
01:02:32we've finally
01:02:33found our voice,
01:02:34right?
01:02:36Well,
01:02:38since you suddenly
01:02:39think you're
01:02:40the Joan of Arc
01:02:40of rejects,
01:02:42let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention, everyone!
01:02:49America's favorite
01:02:51outcast,
01:02:52Mia Watkins,
01:02:53just volunteered
01:02:56to sing
01:02:57the national anthem
01:02:58in front of
01:02:59the whole school.
01:03:14come on,
01:03:16Mia!
01:03:16We're all waiting!
01:03:20Hey!
01:03:21Yes, you can!
01:03:23Show them all what you can do.
01:03:27All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing
01:03:31in front of all those people.
01:03:34Just don't look at them.
01:03:35Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:39Get your can
01:03:40of water away.
01:03:40This is going to be
01:03:41legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:51High school bucket list,
01:03:52item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce's.
01:04:00Hi, everyone.
01:04:03Please rest.
01:04:04Please rest.
01:04:25Just look at me.
01:04:35Oh, say can you see
01:04:40By the dawn's early light
01:04:46What so proudly we hailed
01:04:52At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:08O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare
01:05:22The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night
01:05:32That our flag was still there
01:05:37Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:50O'er the land of the free
01:05:55And the home of the brave
01:06:11Stop! Stop!
01:06:15Give it up for Mia
01:06:16This is gonna be your new prom queen
01:06:22See? Everyone loves you more
01:06:40If you wanna win, you gotta give them a show, right?
01:06:44Yeah
01:06:44Plus I like kissing you
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um
01:06:49I just thought I'm really
01:06:54Shit, that's my dad
01:07:02What is he doing here?
01:07:03He never comes to my games
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:06Hey, Connor, you're gonna be fine
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about
01:07:15Hey, look at me
01:07:17I already know what happens
01:07:19Remember?
01:07:21Listen, in the last moment
01:07:23Take that three-pointer
01:07:25It'll seem impossible
01:07:27But trust me
01:07:32I trust you
01:07:35And here we go, everyone
01:07:37The big championship game
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons
01:07:41For the big one
01:07:42Here we go, ladies and gentlemen
01:07:43Let's begin
01:08:08Here we go, ladies and gentlemen
01:08:12And ten seconds left
01:08:13Home team is down two points
01:08:15And Connor Oliver has the ball
01:08:22He's gonna risk it all on the three-pointer
01:08:32He's gonna risk it all on the three-pointer
01:08:34And there he goes
01:08:39Yes, he scores!
01:08:41The Fairfield Lions
01:08:4349-48
01:08:44And they win the game
01:08:55Let's go!
01:08:57First, an A, and now this
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games, Con
01:09:06Really?
01:09:07Really
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this
01:09:13And on you
01:09:19I couldn't be more proud, son
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan
01:09:23Who feels the same
01:09:25Congratulations
01:09:27Yeah
01:09:30You were right about everything
01:09:33Am I being pumped?
01:09:36Pipply mouth-weeither isn't going still
01:09:38Con-Con
01:09:39And my crown
01:09:41We will take her down
01:09:43With the dance
01:09:44For good!
01:09:46I won because of you
01:09:46No, no
01:09:47He won because of you
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint
01:09:52But I do accept payment
01:09:54And kisses
01:09:55I could do a lot better than that
01:10:09Wait
01:10:11Should we be doing this?
01:10:14I mean, what about your crush
01:10:15The girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia
01:10:19It always has been
01:10:24Holy sick
01:10:25I don't think so
01:10:27Fuck you
01:10:54The girl's
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:20Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed.
01:11:38Refine colors.
01:11:44Okay, say we do skip class.
01:11:49And what about brown tonight?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to this?
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:01You're never going to let that go.
01:12:06It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:18What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:20I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those, like, striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah, it's so hot.
01:12:32Okay, so.
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me now.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:38Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:43Mia Watkins.
01:12:46Will you?
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:03And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:13Let's go win that crown.
01:13:15Five more minutes, you said.
01:13:17Come on.
01:13:21I am going to give you
01:13:22the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your night.
01:13:30Maybe she's going to.
01:13:32I don't know.
01:13:34You want to bake at the game.
01:13:37Maybe she's given up.
01:13:41No.
01:13:43She won't.
01:13:48I know she won't because
01:13:50I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry to say again.
01:13:57Okay.
01:13:58This is going to sound insane.
01:14:00Chris, but you're my best friend.
01:14:01So, I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:04I...
01:14:08I'm from...
01:14:09the future.
01:14:17The future.
01:14:19Yeah, the future.
01:14:20Cool.
01:14:21Are you, like, totally freaked out?
01:14:23Are you going to, like, call my parents?
01:14:25Or the cops?
01:14:26Or, uh, an exorcist?
01:14:28No, you're not...
01:14:30Mia, you're not crazy.
01:14:32And you're not a liar.
01:14:34If you say you're from the future...
01:14:38I believe you.
01:14:43Okay, okay.
01:14:44There'll be the future scoop.
01:14:46How does Lost Dance?
01:14:47Oh, and was I right about Lance Bass?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island.
01:14:52And Lance does come out.
01:14:53And they're doing a Bucky reboot.
01:14:57The future's wild.
01:14:59You have no idea.
01:15:00But this dance could change my life, actually.
01:15:05So will you help me with this dance?
01:15:09Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the hellmouth, that is Jess.
01:15:15Okay.
01:15:17Let's go.
01:15:43You look like a queen.
01:15:48Hopefully I'll look.
01:16:04Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:23I'm ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I live?
01:16:30We're going down, Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:47You look so good.
01:16:49Laugh is definitely not your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:52FYI, this is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica.
01:17:00I don't...
01:17:01I want Mia.
01:17:04But I want you.
01:17:05We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Concon, think about your future.
01:17:18My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:29You can be better than this, Jess.
01:17:36I know you didn't want this before, but...
01:17:39Open it.
01:17:48Jess...
01:17:49Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:20Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:24I think it's cracking.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:33I don't know.
01:18:36I don't know.
01:18:36I don't know.
01:18:36I don't know.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's prom queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome our prom queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neal Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:09And as expected, give it up for your prom king, basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:29Connor.
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our prom queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:05Hi.
01:20:07I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't good enough.
01:20:19I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:20I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:27And I'm here to represent all of you, the misfits, the outcasts, anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:35No.
01:20:37No.
01:20:38You're not.
01:20:42No.
01:20:50Alright.
01:20:51Ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:54Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:02and your 2006 prom queen winner is
01:21:11Jessica Hart
01:21:18I'm so sorry
01:21:19Hey, it's okay
01:21:21This is your moment, you earned it
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown
01:21:35Smile, king
01:21:36It's over here, dog
01:21:41You were right
01:21:43You saw it all
01:21:48And you believed to me
01:21:52Out of the waste
01:21:53Don't be a freak, this is for royalty only
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho
01:22:00Mia has something to say
01:22:01I warned you
01:22:11Mia? Mia? Mia? Mia? Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia and I saw Jessica throw them out
01:22:18What? No! These are fake! Principal Davis, this is a set up!
01:22:25Mia! Is this true? No, no, actually... Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown, okay? Mia... Mia
01:22:38actually cares about this class. It's no wonder that she won. Fairly. But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see
01:22:46Let's see, show of hands, who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia! Mia!
01:22:59I actually voted for you
01:23:01I never doubted that
01:23:04Or you
01:23:12High school bucket list item number 15
01:23:15Embrace your inner queen
01:23:17The crown is mine
01:23:21I'm the popular one
01:23:23I'm hot and I'm skinny
01:23:25And I'm a fucking cheerleader
01:23:27What more do you people want?
01:23:28Your beauty!
01:23:47Jessica first you cheated
01:23:49Now you could have killed someone
01:23:50This is grounds for expulsion
01:23:53Security!
01:23:54No! No, it was Mia. She...
01:23:57She knows things she's like a psychic or a witch or something. I swear. Bye-bye, bimbo
01:24:17That's something we have to come with. We'll get it in a few years.
01:24:20No! No! This isn't right!
01:24:24You suck!
01:24:25You're cheating!
01:24:28Curse on you, queen, bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:37No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes. I want you to.
01:24:42Go away no matter when or where you are.
01:24:45You can find me.
01:24:47A time-traveling nerd.
01:24:51Right here.
01:25:05Here. Hey. Here.
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11I'm okay.
01:25:13What happened?
01:25:21You tripped and fell. You all right?
01:25:25Yeah.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:35Jessica?
01:25:36Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know. She's probably in prison by now.
01:25:41Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:46Whoa.
01:25:50Everything that happened senior year came too.
01:25:57But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02You know, Watkins, since the first time I met you in freshman year, I loved you.
01:26:11You were the cutest, classes-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:20And from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year, to taking on the whole world,
01:26:29I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:38You know, Watkins.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:49Yeah.
01:26:50Of course.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:02You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah.
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:07No.
01:27:08Not in a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess...
01:27:13Some things you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:22Yeah.
01:27:23Yeah.
01:27:26Woo!
01:27:28Woo!
01:27:29Woo!
01:27:29Woo!
01:27:29Woo!
01:27:30Woo!
01:27:32And no one makes me feel like you do.
01:27:37And no one sets my body on fire.
01:27:42No one gives me shivers like you.
01:27:48Oh, no one does evade her.
01:27:54Woo!
01:27:57Woo!
01:27:59Woo!
01:27:59Woo!
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