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Reborn For The Crown Englishsub
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00:00:00You
00:00:06Everybody says things get better after graduation, but 20 years later. I'm still the punch.
00:00:17This is me
00:00:30Mia, is there a reason you're wallowing on the floor like a little piggy instead of working no
00:00:37Sorry, Jessica, but actually I have this new idea for a gene editing platform that I think okay
00:00:42Yeah, just save it Brainiac. You can put my name on it and cut the check now
00:00:45Just clean this up or I will find myself another assistant
00:00:58Ladies and gents please join me for a special announcement from the class of 2006 is prom king and queen
00:01:07Connor Oliver
00:01:19I
00:01:19Am I okay? My forever crush just walked in looking like a Disney prince and I'm pretty sure I just
00:01:24forgot my own name
00:01:30Yeah, I'm super good. You seem really amazing. Look who's talking. Well, I was surprised that you were here
00:01:39You're such a big shot in the city. I'm sorry. I'm actually I came here for someone very special
00:01:47I came back for you
00:01:48Can I talk to you later?
00:01:52It's been 20 years, but this is a sign to stop being a wimp and finally tell him how I
00:01:57feel
00:01:57Absolutely
00:01:59Actually, I wanted
00:02:00Come come everyone is waiting for us to start the show
00:02:05So let's give them one
00:02:20Jessica what the hell
00:02:22Mia
00:02:25It's okay. You're gonna be all right. Just hold on
00:02:28I wish I could go back
00:02:30What do you mean go back where?
00:02:31Then I could tell you
00:02:33How much
00:02:34How much you want
00:02:35Hey, yeah, yeah stay with me, okay? Mia look at me. What did you want to tell me?
00:02:44Am I dead
00:02:50Or did I wish come true? Did I really get a second chance?
00:02:57Holy bananas no more front lines. I look 18 again, which means
00:03:04Look the freak show lives rise and shine Mia. I've got a mountain of my homework for you
00:03:17I went back to 2006
00:03:27When else would it be reject calendar much?
00:03:32Miss Thompson may I be excused? I think I'm hallucinating
00:03:36Mimi you've got to stop getting high before class like the other losers
00:03:49Nothing's changed everyone still sees me as a loser
00:03:52I'm nobody the girl who can't fight back
00:03:56But that's the thing about second chances you can always flip the script
00:04:00High school bucket list item number one never put up with bullying again
00:04:08Miss Thompson Mia's trying to kill
00:04:10Mia you are a warning away from going to the principal's office
00:04:16Why for stopping Jessica and the other jocks from bullying the other students they do this every day
00:04:28Don't be silly Jessica's the founder's daughter and a model student
00:04:36She would never bully anyone
00:04:38She just
00:04:39Sit down and finish your lab before I fail you
00:04:48Mia joined Jessica's group and I expect a perfect report when I get back
00:04:58Okay
00:04:59So we just start by combining the aluminum with a hydrochloric acid
00:05:08Oops
00:05:10What can I say snitches get stitches you little lab rat
00:05:16What a shame what happened to your shirt
00:05:19Let's clean you up
00:05:21That's acid
00:05:21Don't
00:05:22I know Mia but this is science class and I want to try this experiment on you
00:05:34Oh
00:05:37These are so funny in my space
00:05:39Mia do you want me to tag your boobs as dirty danglers or no man's land
00:05:52Wow Mia you look like you're in trouble
00:06:02So are you going to put her in her place or should I
00:06:05High school bucket list item number two
00:06:07Be the kind of girl who gets your crush's attention
00:06:12Concon please tell me you are not siding with this garbage disposal
00:06:18Don't call me that
00:06:19Or what little miss stutter
00:06:22This time no more shrinking
00:06:25You do that again
00:06:26I'll stop helping you pass 12th grade
00:06:29What will principal Davis think if he knew I took your SATs
00:06:34I don't know what you're talking about
00:06:36You're cheating your way into college and if you keep pushing me
00:06:39I'll ensure you don't get in
00:06:42Shame what happened to your shirt
00:06:44Imagine what I could do to your face
00:06:50Let's see what this does to yours
00:07:00Mia put the bottle down
00:07:06High school bucket list item number three teacher least favorite teacher
00:07:11Sorry miss thompson freak science accident
00:07:14Blame chemistry
00:07:18Damn yeah
00:07:20Wasn't expecting that little fight looks good on you
00:07:24Use your words don't get lost in that smile just say something
00:07:28No it's probably the stupidest thing i've ever done
00:07:31No
00:07:33You look good kicking ass
00:07:35I like this new you
00:07:37I like the new me too
00:07:39Goodbye shy girl hello high school 2.0
00:07:44You think you're hot shit just because everybody's cheering
00:07:49What's next Mia running for prom queen
00:07:52Stop stop
00:07:53You know what maybe I will
00:07:56Literally no one knows you and you want to run against me
00:08:01Anyone can wear a crown
00:08:03Not people like you
00:08:06Need a reminder
00:08:09Nikki sharpie now
00:08:13If you tell everyone you're not running for prom queen
00:08:16I will not make your life a living hell
00:08:22Everyone I'd like to make an announcement
00:08:27High school bucket list item number four
00:08:29Be brave even when it scares you
00:08:31I'm officially running against Jessica for prom queen
00:08:38Mia Mamacita Watkins did I just hear you make the greatest announcement ever
00:08:43Chris and Kay were my only real friends
00:08:45We lost touch after high school
00:08:47I'm not losing them again
00:08:49I'm so glad you guys are here
00:08:53I just miss you so much and I love you
00:08:58It's been like 10 minutes but we love you too and since we love you let's get you right
00:09:09Great more maggots have arrived
00:09:12Besides then Mia honestly who else is going to vote for you
00:09:16The misfits, the outcasts, anyone who doesn't fit into your plastic definition of prefect
00:09:24To the queen let's annihilate this biatch
00:09:27Shut it wannabe lance
00:09:29Choke and die slutty spears
00:09:32Well since we're doing this raise your hand if you want to vote for me
00:09:41Okay and uh raise your hand if you want to vote for Mia
00:09:52Connor what the hell did you just give her was that your number
00:09:56My vote
00:10:00Please may I not be hallucinating
00:10:03Con Con you already got the vote for prom king this year
00:10:07We have to do this together everyone thinks we're Fairfield High's Brangelina
00:10:13Except for me
00:10:15I don't want to date you Jessica
00:10:18Everyone wants to date me I'm head cheerleader
00:10:22You're the basketball captain even our parents want us together
00:10:26It's destiny
00:10:28May the best girl win
00:10:30Ah Mr. Oliver fail again you won't be able to go to prom or play in the basketball finals
00:10:36Understood
00:10:39Got it
00:10:42Where do you think you're going we have a pop quiz on
00:10:45Theory of relativity
00:10:47The answers are A C C B
00:10:52I'll come back for my A later
00:10:53No you're right you're not going anywhere until you take this test
00:10:56High school bucket list item number five
00:10:58Ditch class like a badass
00:11:00Check it if I'm wrong I'll go straight to the principal's office
00:11:05It is
00:11:06You wasted
00:11:08Ouch
00:11:10Told ya
00:11:12See you later Misty
00:11:20Hey, I just wanted to thank you for...
00:11:24Oh!
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:27Um...
00:11:30Hi, Nia.
00:11:32Um, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...
00:11:35Um...
00:11:35I'll get off you now.
00:11:38Uh, you good?
00:11:39Yeah!
00:11:40Oh!
00:11:41Sorry, your necklace.
00:11:42Oh, no.
00:11:43Don't worry about it.
00:11:44It's been in my family for years.
00:11:45It's like indestructible.
00:11:46Oh, it's pretty.
00:11:47Thanks.
00:11:48Um, my mom thinks that it has magical powers.
00:11:52She's nuts.
00:11:55You know, I want to polish it up and give it to a girl I like.
00:11:58Wow.
00:11:59Jess is really lucky to have someone so thoughtful.
00:12:02Jess?
00:12:03Why would I give it to Jess?
00:12:05Well, because you two are a thing.
00:12:07You're like the school's Kylie and Chalamet.
00:12:10Hello, who?
00:12:12Uh, nothing.
00:12:13No.
00:12:13It's just you two were like junior prom king and queen last year, so I thought...
00:12:18She doesn't deserve to be prom queen.
00:12:20You do.
00:12:21I see her constantly bullying everybody and she gets rewarded for it.
00:12:25That's why you won my vote.
00:12:28I thought you liked her.
00:12:30Wow.
00:12:33To be honest with you, Mia...
00:12:37There's only one girl that I've ever really liked.
00:12:40And it's not Jess.
00:12:43Then who?
00:12:45Mia, the girl that I've always really liked...
00:12:51Is...
00:12:53I'm sorry.
00:12:55Oh, fuck.
00:12:56No, yeah.
00:12:56I'm fine.
00:12:56I'm great.
00:12:57What were you saying about the who you like?
00:12:58Oh, she's out of my league.
00:13:01She...
00:13:01Oh, God.
00:13:02It's okay.
00:13:03Yeah, I'm fine.
00:13:04Yeah, the girl that I've always really liked is out of my league and she's beautiful and
00:13:10smart and she probably doesn't want to go out with a dumb child like me.
00:13:16You're not dumb, Connor.
00:13:19She's the stupid one if she turns you down.
00:13:22Well, I've actually got a plan to win her over, so...
00:13:27Cool.
00:13:28Um, but I'm not going to ask her out until I get my grades up.
00:13:31High school bucket list item number six.
00:13:34Pretend you're not heartbroken about your crush like someone else.
00:13:38What did you have in mind?
00:13:39Well, if you could help me ace this test, I will help you win the crown.
00:13:45Make you prom queen.
00:13:49What do you think?
00:13:58Everyone, vote me for senior prom queen.
00:14:03Keep freaks out of our last dance ever.
00:14:07Vote for Jessica if you support basic bitch narcissism.
00:14:10Dr. Jessica!
00:14:15If I don't take her on now, we'll spend the next two decades paying for it.
00:14:22Oh, perfect. Just the people I wanted to see.
00:14:24You are just in time for my campaign kickoff.
00:14:29Everyone, I would like to announce the first prom election challenge.
00:14:34Oh, man. Here goes nothing.
00:14:38Connor will join too, since everyone already wants him to be prom king.
00:14:43What's his challenge?
00:14:44A chemistry test.
00:14:46Well, great. Chemistry's my favorite subject.
00:14:50Sexual chemistry.
00:14:52Sexual what?
00:14:54The rules are simple.
00:14:56Mia and I will test our chemistry with Connor and you will vote for who brings the fire.
00:15:02You down?
00:15:06Mia, you don't have to do this if you don't want to.
00:15:16Boo! No more applause. Jess already has the clap.
00:15:19Bite me knee pads. Your little friend lost.
00:15:22Connor's mine, okay?
00:15:24This is the reunion all over again.
00:15:26I'm not letting her win this time.
00:15:28What the hell was that?
00:15:30Me winning.
00:15:31Can't wait to have the bat king.
00:15:33Concon and I are a tough act to follow, but, uh, show is your best, freak.
00:15:39Are you sure you want to do this?
00:15:41Get your man, Mia!
00:15:42Shut the fuck up, Chris.
00:15:44You don't have to put on a show for them. Or anybody.
00:15:47You bet the most action she ever gets is from a pillow.
00:15:50You bet the most action you've ever gotten is from your stepbrother.
00:15:53Oops, was that a secret?
00:15:54I'm not doing this for them. It's for me.
00:15:58Just follow my lead.
00:16:00High school bucket list item number set.
00:16:02Make the first move.
00:16:04No, you follow my lead.
00:16:09You follow my lead.
00:16:27So you guys, who did it better?
00:16:30Mia!
00:16:31Mia!
00:16:34Mia!
00:16:35Mia!
00:16:36Oh, damn.
00:16:38Yeah, we definitely have to do that again.
00:16:39How dare you make out with that scum-sucking social climate science fair slut!
00:16:46I will destroy her life and I will win prom queen!
00:16:50Not if I can help it.
00:16:52The whole town wants us together!
00:16:54Don't you want to leave high school a legend?
00:16:56Goddard!
00:17:01Mia, your prince is waiting.
00:17:04Ah, has Fairfield's rumored player finally found his wifey to be?
00:17:08Stop drooling, go over there.
00:17:10Or you can use your mouth in another creative voice.
00:17:13Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:17:14Use content!
00:17:15Bye!
00:17:15Bye, bye, bye, bye!
00:17:17Mia.
00:17:18We really need to talk.
00:17:22About that kiss.
00:17:25Where'd you learn how to do that?
00:17:28college science majors are slower than you think you hook up with college guys no but i will one
00:17:36day my magic eight ball said so so you can predict the future actually i'm from the future
00:17:44right it's my secret superpower so well i hope that there's another round for us in our future
00:17:53somewhere where there's less interruptions connor i don't really kiss people unless i'm dating them
00:18:00and it's not like you want to date me so actually about that well let's just focus on uh beating
00:18:06jess and we can talk about all the kiss stuff later yeah connor might be my forever crush
00:18:13but he's also a forever playboy at least that's what the rumors say fine yeah look for your
00:18:22information the next best opportunity to get votes is going to be at tomorrow's bake-off
00:18:28so we could team up
00:18:32wait you really think i could beat miss popular
00:18:38you can run this school if you want to team me up
00:18:51wait you're not seriously thinking about answering if you do i will embarrass you so bad you will wish
00:19:00you were dead still want to do this
00:19:04why not baking is just chemistry but the best baker win
00:19:12ew and i think we all know who's gonna win
00:19:17girls should we give her a little chef's makeover before we go
00:19:22what are you talking about you don't look for part yet nita
00:19:26let us help you out
00:19:38later loser
00:19:42let me guess
00:19:42just a bitch straights again
00:19:44i hope her baked goods burn in hell you want me to go curse her
00:19:49thanks for the thought kate
00:19:50i don't want to beat her fair and square
00:19:52never gonna have to give you an edge something that gives you hot points and baking points
00:19:58meet me at school bright and early tomorrow
00:20:00why
00:20:01because i'm gonna turn you into a sexy nerdy baking queen
00:20:05how are you
00:20:11where's your baking buddy
00:20:13did she chicken out last night
00:20:21may i present to you your future girlfriend
00:20:24i mean
00:20:26this year's bake-off hbic
00:20:28mia watkins
00:20:32yeah you look
00:20:34like a fucking tryhard
00:20:36overdressed much
00:20:37come on girls we have a contest to win
00:20:38like i was saying
00:20:41you look gorgeous
00:20:42high school bucket list item number eight
00:20:44flirt like a hot girl
00:20:46look who's talking
00:20:47chef
00:20:48ready go in
00:20:50stop putting on a show
00:20:52this event is supposed to be about me
00:20:54who the hell do you think you are mia
00:20:56call me queen
00:21:01cause i'm coming for your throne
00:21:05boo
00:21:12shut up or die
00:21:16all right
00:21:18contestants we're about to begin
00:21:19to your tables please
00:21:20uh do you have any idea what we're doing here
00:21:23oh yeah we're just gonna make liquid nitrogen ice cream
00:21:25with some molecular gastronomy topping
00:21:27it's really easy
00:21:28what
00:21:30it's science meets sweets
00:21:31come on
00:21:33all right contestants
00:21:34that bake-off begins
00:21:36now
00:21:38okay
00:21:39okay
00:21:39and we'll just make this a little bit
00:21:43like this
00:21:44like that
00:21:45like that
00:21:51and then
00:21:52this
00:21:53that's on your nose
00:21:54no that's too much
00:21:56that's too much
00:22:04no more no
00:22:10cool trick
00:22:12bill nye the science nerd
00:22:13hope it's earthquake proof
00:22:21oops
00:22:24oops
00:22:25foot slipped
00:22:27sorry not sorry
00:22:28oops
00:22:30sorry
00:22:32my hand slipped
00:22:37oh
00:22:37oh she's awful
00:22:39oh
00:22:40if you do that again miss watkins
00:22:42you will be disqualified
00:22:43she just kicked our table
00:22:44i did not see jessica do anything wrong
00:22:47get back to work
00:22:48it's fine it's fine
00:22:50so what do we do now
00:22:51a good scientist
00:22:53always
00:22:54has a plan
00:22:57and
00:23:00time
00:23:03the winning team's votes
00:23:04also count toward their prom queen's campaign
00:23:07jessica
00:23:08you're up
00:23:09it is a model
00:23:11of my mansion
00:23:13and anyone who votes for me
00:23:15can come to all my parties
00:23:16for the rest of the year
00:23:18so great
00:23:19this is our design
00:23:21it may look simple
00:23:23but
00:23:25it's got a little magic to it
00:23:49and all the votes are in
00:23:51the winner
00:23:52of this year's
00:23:54senior bake-off
00:23:55is
00:23:56the winner
00:24:03of this year's
00:24:04senior bake-off
00:24:06is
00:24:11Mia Watkins
00:24:13Mia
00:24:14the 2006 golden bake-off trophy
00:24:17belongs to you
00:24:18and Connor
00:24:28that's my queen
00:24:29that's my best friend
00:24:30we love her
00:24:31best day of my life
00:24:34I didn't need to do that
00:24:36I didn't need to do that
00:24:38no
00:24:40Connor and that trophy are mine
00:24:46not anymore
00:24:50I'm so gonna regret that, loser!
00:24:54I'm sorry.
00:24:55High school bucket list, item number nine.
00:24:58Start a riot.
00:25:00Make it epic.
00:25:03Food fight!
00:25:07Food fight!
00:25:09Popular kids versus kids!
00:25:12Stop it! Stop it!
00:25:19Stop! Stop!
00:25:27Team Jessica, Team Mia, get over here right now!
00:25:32Principal Davis, before you say anything, Mia started it!
00:25:38Thank you for your honesty, Jessica.
00:25:41You and your friends can go.
00:25:43What? No, she's lying!
00:25:45I would drop that attitude, Miss Watkins.
00:25:48You know what? No.
00:25:51I like having an attitude.
00:25:53I lived for years without one.
00:25:55And now, it's here to stay.
00:25:58One more bad word.
00:26:00One more thing that you do wrong, and you are suspended.
00:26:04Fine.
00:26:05I'll stop having an attitude when you stop letting Jessica's dad bribe you.
00:26:11Oh, sorry.
00:26:13No one knows about that yet.
00:26:15Both of you, pack your bags.
00:26:19Wait, are we suspended?
00:26:21I can't get suspended.
00:26:22My dad's going to fly back for his business trip and get me killed.
00:26:24No, no, no.
00:26:25I'm giving you a vacation day.
00:26:27You're both free to go.
00:26:29Wait, for real?
00:26:30Of course.
00:26:31You're both free to go.
00:26:32And if you ever need anything, feel free to come by my office.
00:26:35The door's always open.
00:26:36How much money did her dad give you?
00:26:40Uh, $147,347.
00:26:43You'll be quiet, you demon child.
00:26:47I'll take a thought.
00:26:48Why don't you help me clean up here, my star students?
00:26:52Thanks.
00:26:55Oh, fuck.
00:26:56What's up, dude?
00:26:58Ugh.
00:26:59Whoa.
00:26:59Did you see the look on his face?
00:27:01Yeah.
00:27:01He was freaking out.
00:27:03How did you know all that stuff, though?
00:27:05Well, I told you I can see the future, so...
00:27:08Right.
00:27:09It's not big deal.
00:27:10Yeah.
00:27:12So tell me, what do you see in our future tonight?
00:27:17Well, I have to study for the science test.
00:27:19Oh, yeah.
00:27:21What's that one again?
00:27:22Uh, anatomy.
00:27:23It's the study of the...
00:27:24Human body.
00:27:26Yeah.
00:27:27Yeah.
00:27:28You want to do it at my place?
00:27:30My parents aren't home.
00:27:31Your place?
00:27:33Like a...
00:27:36Like us...
00:27:37Together...
00:27:38Alone?
00:27:39Yeah.
00:27:41Let's go, professor.
00:27:42I promise to be a good boy.
00:27:46Okay.
00:28:57Mia.
00:28:58Mia.
00:29:00Mia.
00:29:01Were you moaning at my questions?
00:29:03Not that dumb.
00:29:04No, no.
00:29:05I was asking about question number four.
00:29:08It's his abdominus.
00:29:09What is it?
00:29:12Get up.
00:29:13I'm going to show you and then I'm going to quiz you.
00:29:18All right.
00:29:19Please me.
00:29:20Okay.
00:29:24Can I?
00:29:25All right.
00:29:26All right.
00:29:27Okay.
00:29:34Picep.
00:29:35Racki.
00:29:40Pectalis major.
00:29:45Prectus abdominis.
00:29:48Gloria amen.
00:29:50Is that the name?
00:29:51The name is that long.
00:29:52No, no, no.
00:29:53Do you forget about that book?
00:29:55That's important.
00:29:57Stop manhandling him, Mia.
00:29:59He likes someone else.
00:30:01You know, I think that you're enjoying this little study session.
00:30:09But I think it would be way more informative if we were wearing a lot less clothes.
00:30:25The rules are simple.
00:30:27If you get a question wrong, you strip.
00:30:30Unless you just want to stick to the books.
00:30:32High school bucket list, item number 10.
00:30:35Unleash your inner vixen.
00:30:37No.
00:30:39Are you ready to lose?
00:30:42Trapezooseous.
00:30:43Where?
00:30:44Oh my...
00:30:50Um...
00:30:51Brachialis.
00:31:01That's cheating.
00:31:03Don't look at that.
00:31:09Mm-hmm.
00:31:24You know, I thought that I was going to be the only one getting naked, but you are getting pretty
00:31:28close.
00:31:29That's because you keep asking me questions I don't know the answer to.
00:31:34I may have made up a few questions.
00:31:37To level the playing field.
00:31:40You...
00:31:42Bad girl.
00:31:44Violence is against the rules.
00:31:47So as a penalty, you might have to lose this shirt.
00:31:58Make me...
00:32:02Careful what you wish for.
00:32:06Oh my god!
00:32:08Oh my god!
00:32:10What did you do?
00:32:12What did you do?
00:32:13Daddy, you're crazy.
00:32:15No, it's not this shirt.
00:32:16No, it's not this shirt.
00:32:19That's for cheating.
00:32:24That's for cheating.
00:32:24Connor!
00:32:29Are you in there?
00:32:30Oh shit!
00:32:31That's my dad!
00:32:32No!
00:32:32My dad's...
00:32:32No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:33No!
00:32:34No!
00:32:35Oh my god!
00:32:38Yeah, just a second!
00:32:47Oh my god!
00:32:50It's good!
00:32:52Oh!
00:32:52You're good!
00:32:55Oh, hey dad, this is Mia.
00:32:57She's my new tutor.
00:32:58Hi, Mr. Oliver.
00:32:59Tutor, huh?
00:33:01Well, Ms. Thompson just called, said you failed another test.
00:33:04So much for her tutoring.
00:33:06Dad, it's not like that.
00:33:09Mia is...
00:33:09Unimportant.
00:33:12Weren't you and Jessica gonna be an item?
00:33:15She's from a good family.
00:33:16At least waste your time with someone respectable.
00:33:18Dad!
00:33:20Mia's valedictorian, and she's a way better person than Jessica ever will be.
00:33:24Girls aside, fail again, and you'll finish senior year in boarding school.
00:33:30You're 18.
00:33:32Connor, this is embarrassing.
00:33:34Embarrassing?
00:33:35Dad, since when do you actually even...
00:33:37You know what? Never mind.
00:33:38Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:33:39I will help Connor pass.
00:33:42And I know he will go on to do amazing things.
00:33:46Oh?
00:33:47How can you be so sure?
00:33:49Just a hunch.
00:33:50Hunches don't mean shit, sweetheart.
00:33:52Connor, wait!
00:33:53Just...
00:33:54Please talk to him.
00:33:55You can fix this.
00:33:56I can't fix anything when it comes to him!
00:33:58I think it's time you leave, Miss Valedictorian.
00:34:01I need to speak with my son.
00:34:03Alone.
00:34:06Dad, wait!
00:34:15Connor has to make up with his dad.
00:34:17Because a year after we graduate, he dies.
00:34:29Connor's barely said a word to me since that night at his dad's.
00:34:32I think everything's okay.
00:34:34Today's test results were...
00:34:38Abysmal.
00:34:39But we did have two perfect scores.
00:34:43Stellar work, as always, Mia.
00:34:47And congratulations, Connor.
00:34:50Keep up the good work.
00:34:57Oh!
00:34:59You got it.
00:35:00Good job.
00:35:04Thank you, Mia.
00:35:08Seriously, thank you.
00:35:10I would have never been able to pass that test without you.
00:35:13Maybe now my dad will get off my back.
00:35:17Have you talked to him?
00:35:18Maybe you two could work things out.
00:35:19I know you're trying to help, but you don't know him like I do, you know?
00:35:27Can't just magically fix my own man.
00:35:29I have to try.
00:35:31Your dad's running out of time.
00:35:33That's enough dad talk.
00:35:34I have a surprise for you.
00:35:38Oh.
00:35:40Wait, before you guys go, I just wanted to say that I am having a party at my place this
00:35:45weekend for Mia's prom queen campaign.
00:35:48So, come through and vote for Mia.
00:36:01Nikki, cancel your plans.
00:36:03We have a party to ruin.
00:36:07Here you go, we'll see you this weekend.
00:36:08Come to the party.
00:36:09Come to the party.
00:36:10Yes.
00:36:11Oh, shit, that's my dad.
00:36:13Come on, let's pass before you see me.
00:36:14Wait, no, just show him your test.
00:36:15He'll be thrilled.
00:36:16I'll show him another time.
00:36:17No, no, no, you don't have time.
00:36:18Just trust me.
00:36:20Come on, Connor, talk to him.
00:36:22No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:22Hey, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:25Hey, Dad.
00:36:25Hi, sir.
00:36:26What are you doing here?
00:36:30I'm going out of town on work, but I wanted to see how your test went.
00:36:34If it's another F, Connor, I...
00:36:37I aced it.
00:36:44Thanks to Mia.
00:36:46No, no, I barely helped at all.
00:36:48It was all Connor.
00:36:48You should be so proud, Mr. Oliver.
00:36:50Pride has to be earned.
00:36:52Connor's got a long way to go.
00:36:56You see that little gremlin over there?
00:37:00I want you to seduce her before the day is out.
00:37:07Got it.
00:37:09What if I can't do it?
00:37:11Then do what you do best at parties, Luke.
00:37:14Force her.
00:37:22Hey, just the girl I wanted to see.
00:37:25Can I borrow you real quick?
00:37:26I just had a quick chemistry question.
00:37:27Look, you haven't talked to me since you pantsed me in the 8th grade, so why are you talking to
00:37:31me now?
00:37:31Because you're super smart and sexy, and I hear that you're really good at giving private lessons.
00:37:38So, can I get one or what?
00:37:40Don't fucking touch her!
00:37:41Enough!
00:37:42You are on thin ice as it is, no fights.
00:37:44Do you hear me?
00:37:46Luke, stop!
00:37:46I'm busy.
00:37:47Yeah, please.
00:37:48Look, I know you helped Connor pass science.
00:37:51Can you help me?
00:37:52Come on.
00:37:53Just this once.
00:37:55Connor, listen, I know that I'm hard on you, but it is because I-
00:38:01Dad, I gotta go.
00:38:02I'll talk to you another time.
00:38:04Get off me!
00:38:04I know you got that party coming up.
00:38:06The invite's still open.
00:38:08I know a bunch of guys that could go.
00:38:11Come on.
00:38:12Five minutes.
00:38:18Okay.
00:38:19Alright, let's go.
00:38:24Mia's ditching me for Luke?
00:38:32CopCon!
00:38:33What a surprise!
00:38:35I'm busy, Jessica.
00:38:37Doing what?
00:38:38Looking for Mia.
00:38:39I heard she and Luke are getting close.
00:38:43Ugh.
00:38:44You know Mia.
00:38:46She would do anything to be popular.
00:38:48But you and me, we were born to be on top.
00:38:54She's gonna break your heart!
00:38:56And when she does, I'll be waiting!
00:39:08I'm gonna go find Connor.
00:39:09No, no, no, no.
00:39:10Wait.
00:39:10You're not going anywhere.
00:39:12Until we talk about this party.
00:39:15We'll come if you get on your knees and beg.
00:39:18Hey!
00:39:19Get the fuck off her!
00:39:20Oh, shit.
00:39:24Caps here!
00:39:25Anybody else want a trip to the ER?
00:39:28You might have it brought with us.
00:39:31Since you both go on to be rapey, frat boy misogynists, let me teach you a lesson in science.
00:39:37Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.
00:39:45All right.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47The better part you get to.
00:39:50Fine.
00:39:51I'll just have to take you down myself.
00:39:55You know, for a second there, I kind of thought that you were into Luke when I saw you guys
00:40:03walking away together.
00:40:05Rit.
00:40:08Rit.
00:40:08Ew.
00:40:09You know, that walking steroid, he's not even close to my type.
00:40:14So, who is?
00:40:17You are.
00:40:23You are not gonna believe who I'm into.
00:40:31It's crazy.
00:40:33What?
00:40:33It's so funny.
00:40:35Who is it?
00:40:40Oh, my mom just got back from a fashion show in New York.
00:40:43She needs help unloading some pieces.
00:40:45You should come.
00:40:46My mom would be stoked to meet you.
00:40:48No, I can't.
00:40:50I have to change for that party.
00:40:52Just borrow one of my mom's dresses.
00:40:53High school bucket list item number 11.
00:40:56Finally find a dress that makes you feel pretty.
00:40:58She just designed this dress for some singer named Gaga Lady.
00:41:03You could probably borrow that.
00:41:04If you're into that.
00:41:06She more than was.
00:41:07Yeah.
00:41:08Okay.
00:41:09Or if not.
00:41:10I mean, if you're into it.
00:41:12Really?
00:41:16Yeah.
00:41:17I mean, our proton's positive.
00:41:19Right?
00:41:20Get it?
00:41:21Yeah.
00:41:21Oh, yeah.
00:41:22Cool.
00:41:23Go away the way.
00:41:23Okay.
00:41:23Yeah.
00:41:24Let's go.
00:41:26Okay.
00:41:27Should I ask Mia out tonight?
00:41:31Come on.
00:41:32I need an answer.
00:41:35Should I?
00:41:41Okay.
00:41:47Yeah.
00:41:50Look.
00:41:56Wow.
00:41:58Well, it's all thanks to your mom.
00:42:00You have to tell her to buy that boutique on Main Street because her designs are going
00:42:04to be famous.
00:42:05What?
00:42:06Are you like a psychic or something?
00:42:08No.
00:42:08I'm future girl.
00:42:10Remember?
00:42:11Right.
00:42:12Also, you've got to enjoy the early 2000s because the 2020s are freaking rough, dude.
00:42:18Well, if I die by then, just blink twice so I can skip finals.
00:42:34Okay, future girl, if you really know everything that's going to happen, who shows up first?
00:42:38I actually have no idea.
00:42:46Hey, ConCon.
00:42:48I'm Sasquatch.
00:42:50I'm here so your party's not the total bust.
00:42:54And I brought party favors.
00:42:57Everyone's already done.
00:42:58We'll stop you in on the way over.
00:43:26I tried to stop her but she's like a crazier Regina George with worse
00:43:29highlights.
00:43:31It's so cute.
00:43:32Oh, on page four, there's a great paperwork that I took of Mia wedding herself in sixth
00:43:36grade.
00:43:37Yeah.
00:43:37Page four.
00:43:38She fed all my worst moments into a little pink book.
00:43:44Hey.
00:43:45Hey.
00:43:47I like your big tails.
00:43:49And everybody had braces, Mia.
00:43:52This shit doesn't matter.
00:43:58Actually, it does.
00:44:02Is this supposed to hurt me?
00:44:04Um, yeah.
00:44:06That's kind of the whole point.
00:44:07Do you really want your prom queen to be a girl who makes out with her in sync posters?
00:44:13See page seven.
00:44:14As long as it's not you, I'm good.
00:44:17Are you blind?
00:44:18She's been fugly since birth and now everybody knows it.
00:44:22You know, a year ago, this book would have destroyed me.
00:44:27But now I know everything in here made me who I am today.
00:44:35So go ahead.
00:44:37Read away.
00:44:38I have nothing to hide.
00:44:39Unlike you.
00:44:40If you keep messing with me, I'll just expose you for all the horrible things you've done.
00:44:44You have nothing on me, poser.
00:44:46What about what you did with the ninth grade basketball team on the field trip?
00:44:52What?
00:44:54I...
00:44:54Nobody knows about that.
00:44:56You just wait until Facebook.
00:44:58Facebook what?
00:44:59Okay, English much?
00:45:01You know, this little tough girl act is cute and all, but the only one getting exposed today is you.
00:45:16What are you hiding back there, Mia?
00:45:18Your couch potato cookie.
00:45:20Yeah.
00:45:21Show us your stressed out pain pain.
00:45:23That is way too far, Jessica.
00:45:26My mom gave her that dress.
00:45:28And it looks tragic on her.
00:45:30Honestly, I was helping.
00:45:31Hey.
00:45:32You're beautiful, Mia.
00:45:33And you know what?
00:45:34It's okay.
00:45:35It's okay.
00:45:36I'm not embarrassed.
00:45:41Jessica, you think being prom queen is all about looks.
00:45:46Okay?
00:45:48High school bucket list, item number 12.
00:45:51Go on it while you've got it.
00:46:12Holy shit, Mia.
00:46:14Woo!
00:46:15Yes!
00:46:16Yes, Mia!
00:46:16Okay, Mia!
00:46:17Doesn't suck having my 18-year-old body back.
00:46:20Wow.
00:46:21Look at you pretending to be hot and popular.
00:46:25FYI, you will never be like us.
00:46:27You will never live like us.
00:46:29No, I want to live better.
00:46:32How about a game of truth right there?
00:46:34I dare you all to strip something off.
00:46:41High school bucket list, item number 13.
00:46:44Find someone who's just as crazy as you.
00:46:49Who cares if they stripped?
00:46:51Anyone can do that.
00:46:52I can do it.
00:46:53And I bet I can do it even better.
00:47:05Fine.
00:47:06I thought those motherfuckers had a dumbass party.
00:47:10Bye, Jess.
00:47:14Ugh.
00:47:16Even her alcohol tastes like trash.
00:47:44Oh, my wrist.
00:47:46I think I sprained it.
00:47:48Oh, my wrist.
00:47:48Hey, hey, hey.
00:47:49Hey.
00:47:50Hey, Mia.
00:47:51Hey, she's not waking up.
00:47:52She needs help.
00:47:54Someone at least get me some ice.
00:47:57Now!
00:47:58Don't make me ask again, bitches!
00:48:01You can't quit on me right now, Mia.
00:48:03Not before I...
00:48:04Not before I tell you that I...
00:48:09Mia, I've always...
00:48:12Mia!
00:48:12Hey!
00:48:13Hey!
00:48:14Hey, Mia.
00:48:15You okay?
00:48:15Yeah.
00:48:16Yeah.
00:48:19What happened?
00:48:21Jessica thought attempted murder would be a fun party game.
00:48:24Okay.
00:48:24I was trying to recycle.
00:48:27How would I know her giant head would get in the way?
00:48:32I didn't see that coming.
00:48:37Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:48:39Okay.
00:48:40Hey, party's over.
00:48:41Everyone out!
00:48:42You heard him.
00:48:43Go!
00:48:43Get out!
00:48:44Remember, vote Mia!
00:48:45Vote Mia!
00:48:46I got you.
00:48:48Come on.
00:48:49Let's go.
00:48:52Here.
00:48:56Okay.
00:49:01For saving my life.
00:49:03I'm just glad you're okay.
00:49:05For the record...
00:49:07You look like a total smoke show in that bathing suit.
00:49:16What's wrong?
00:49:17Jess never gets better.
00:49:20Better at what?
00:49:22Her bullying just gets worse and worse.
00:49:25And somehow she still ends up with you.
00:49:30I would never take Jessica.
00:49:32Connor.
00:49:33Seriously.
00:49:34Stop.
00:49:36Don't...
00:49:37Don't...
00:49:38Make promises you can't keep.
00:49:40You know the girl I actually do like?
00:49:44She...
00:49:45I know.
00:49:45She's a genius.
00:49:47You're getting your grades up for her.
00:49:48It's really cool.
00:49:50Get some rest.
00:49:52I'll be in the guest room.
00:49:54Connor?
00:49:54Can you stay with me?
00:50:00Can you stay with me?
00:50:04Can you stay with me?
00:50:09Can you stay with me?
00:50:15You're the genius, dummy.
00:50:18I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:42I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:49I'm doing this all for you.
00:50:50You have a beautiful voice.
00:50:54You scared me.
00:50:57God.
00:50:58No, I don't.
00:50:59I like to sing when I'm busy or bored.
00:51:02So it's never around anyone.
00:51:04Which is good.
00:51:05But...
00:51:06I'm not just anyone.
00:51:12What is all this?
00:51:14Well...
00:51:15You know the tradition.
00:51:17Senior prom queen gets gifts for the graduating class.
00:51:21You wanna help me wrap?
00:51:24Mia, this is amazing.
00:51:26No one else would do this for their class.
00:51:31I've never met anyone like you.
00:51:35Not yet anyway.
00:51:41So...
00:51:428 ball girl.
00:51:44What's future me like?
00:51:46Don't tell me I'm a dipshit.
00:51:48You're not.
00:51:50Don't even look.
00:51:51I know you're not.
00:51:53You're...
00:51:54You're actually...
00:51:56Super successful.
00:51:58Really smart.
00:52:01Kind.
00:52:06You're pretty...
00:52:07Perfect.
00:52:08Actually.
00:52:12No wonder I was in love.
00:52:21Hold up.
00:52:21Who did you say you're in love with?
00:52:24No one.
00:52:25I meant that I was in love with being from the future.
00:52:32Because now I know all of these is awesome.
00:52:37Yeah.
00:52:39So...
00:52:39So who do I get married to?
00:52:43Jessica Alba.
00:52:45So you gotta get over that Britney crash because things get complicated.
00:52:50Okay.
00:52:52You know I can actually read the future also.
00:52:55Really?
00:52:56You know what I see in our future?
00:52:58Connor.
00:53:02Will you come to my basketball finals?
00:53:06I'd love to.
00:53:09Question.
00:53:10Are you gonna invite your dad?
00:53:13I'm sure he...
00:53:15Will come to other games.
00:53:16He's busy.
00:53:18He's waiting for me to get into the NBA.
00:53:21Wait, wait.
00:53:23Connor.
00:53:25Your dad.
00:53:26Enough about my dad.
00:53:28Actually.
00:53:28Come on.
00:53:29You don't wanna be late.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:46Everyone's gonna love these, Mia.
00:53:48This will win you crazy votes.
00:53:50Sure.
00:53:52But...
00:53:54I also just wanted to do something nice.
00:53:58Because...
00:53:58In a few months we will all go our separate ways.
00:54:02And who knows what'll happen then.
00:54:04Right?
00:54:09Graduate in style, besties.
00:54:12Oh.
00:54:14You're too late, Butterface.
00:54:17The class loved my gifts so much, I already got all their votes.
00:54:35So you're buying votes now?
00:54:36Me?
00:54:38No.
00:54:39I'm just giving my besties the gifts they deserve.
00:54:43But I'm sure they'll like your goodwill hand-me-downs too.
00:54:50Besties?
00:54:52You don't even know their names.
00:54:55Of course I do.
00:54:58Well...
00:54:58The hot ones.
00:55:00The rest are freaks, not people.
00:55:02But hey, money talks, right?
00:55:04Even to losers with social rabies.
00:55:08But come on now, let's see what you got.
00:55:10What?
00:55:19Look!
00:55:19Trailer trash Barbie got you all toy cars.
00:55:25I got them Gucci earrings.
00:55:34At least my gifts mean something.
00:55:36Um, they mean that you're a peasant trying to take on a queen.
00:55:41But you can't.
00:55:42Because you're a nobody, Mia.
00:55:45Do you want to try saying that again?
00:55:48Relax, Jack Bower.
00:55:50Brutal honesty is an act of love.
00:55:53And I love all my subjects.
00:55:56Even you.
00:55:58Look!
00:56:16OMG, you're twinning!
00:56:27Marge Simpson hair.
00:56:29Pancake face.
00:56:30Kool-Aid body.
00:56:31I mean, it's perfect.
00:56:33Oh!
00:56:34And con-con hair is your gift.
00:56:36Only the best for the basketball captain.
00:56:40I don't want anything from you.
00:56:43Not even a brand new limited edition PS2?
00:56:52No matter what I do, this always gets her way.
00:56:55Prom queen.
00:56:56Connor.
00:56:57What am I even doing here?
00:57:01Bribes aren't my thing.
00:57:03Maybe you should ask Principal Davis though.
00:57:05He might be down.
00:57:08Hey, Mia, wait.
00:57:10Hand out the gifts that you brought.
00:57:13They're special.
00:57:14Not because they're expensive or fancy, but because they're from you.
00:57:17No, no.
00:57:18No, they're stupid.
00:57:21And she, she won this one.
00:57:23So let's just go.
00:57:24Just trust me.
00:57:26They're gonna love them.
00:57:27Hey, you guys.
00:57:29Mia has gifts for all of you.
00:57:30And you're gonna love them.
00:57:33You're gonna love them.
00:57:49See ya?
00:57:51S'mores.
00:58:00So I know these aren't coach bags or Tiffany bracelets, but I hope when you enter the real world, you'll
00:58:10remember them.
00:58:12Neil, what did you do?
00:58:18How'd you know I wanted to be an artist?
00:58:22I haven't told anybody I wanted to be an artist.
00:58:25But you should. You're more talented than you know.
00:58:30You just need a cool artist name, like Banksy.
00:58:46You'll be an amazing songwriter. Just write about that breakup, Taylor.
00:58:55That's just a little reminder to keep following your dreams.
00:59:00Be Jordan.
00:59:03Mia, these are incredible. I'm kind of confused by my gift.
00:59:11Just wait a few years. You're gonna be filthy rich.
00:59:17And you deserve it.
00:59:23Everybody shut up!
00:59:25Why the hell are they all cheering for you?
00:59:29Why don't you open your gift and find out?
00:59:31Stop. I got one for you too.
00:59:39You trash, these, and pies.
00:59:44Okay, alright, fine, you just keep your ass!
00:59:46Please!
00:59:53Hey, um...
00:59:56This one's for you.
01:00:07Mia, I...
01:00:11Me and my dad used to fish every weekend.
01:00:15This is the first lure you ever bought me.
01:00:17Okay.
01:00:18How did you find...
01:00:20I got magic eight ball. Remember?
01:00:22A year from now, Connor mentions this at his dad's funeral.
01:00:25It's his favorite memory of them together.
01:00:28Do everything with your dad.
01:00:30While you can.
01:00:33You'll never get this time back.
01:00:38Yeah, thank you.
01:00:42Oh my god, I didn't get you anything.
01:00:44Hey, no!
01:00:44Just tell me what you want, and I'll go get it.
01:00:46Promise me?
01:00:48That you'll invite your dad to the games.
01:00:50That's all I want.
01:01:02For you.
01:01:04I'll do it.
01:01:09Congrats.
01:01:10Looks like you went over the class.
01:01:13Now what?
01:01:17It's time we step out of the shadows.
01:01:22Hey everyone.
01:01:24Tonight, all of us misfits are going to the finals.
01:01:30Boycotting Jessica's prom queens.
01:01:35Talk to him to us.
01:01:43I knew people would make it.
01:01:45I knew he wouldn't make it.
01:01:46Cheers.
01:01:49Cheers.
01:01:51Cheers.
01:01:52Cheers.
01:01:54Cheers.
01:01:56Cheers.
01:01:56Cheers.
01:02:00Cheers.
01:02:02What are you rejects doing here?
01:02:07Animals aren't allowed in the gym.
01:02:10We're taking a stand.
01:02:12We won't be bought or bullied by mean girls like you.
01:02:16No plastics for prom!
01:02:19No plastics for prom!
01:02:21You all worshipped me a year ago.
01:02:23Worshipped?
01:02:27They were terrified of you. It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:02:31But now we've finally found our voice, right?
01:02:38Since you suddenly think you're the Joan of Arc of rejects, let's hear your voice.
01:02:46Attention everyone! America's favorite outcast Mia Watkins just volunteered
01:02:56to sing the national anthem in front of the whole school.
01:03:02It's just that they were too scared to speak.
01:03:14Come on, Mia!
01:03:17We're all waiting!
01:03:20Hey!
01:03:21Hey, yes you can. Show them all what you can do.
01:03:27All of them.
01:03:30No, no, I can't sing in front of all those people.
01:03:32Yes, just don't look at them. Look at me.
01:03:37I believe in you, Mia.
01:03:39Get your camcorder ready. This is going to be legendary.
01:03:44I believe in you.
01:03:50High school bucket list item number 14.
01:03:54Live your Beyonce dance.
01:04:00Hi, everyone.
01:04:03Please rise.
01:04:25Just look at me.
01:04:35Oh, say can you see
01:04:40By the dawn's early light
01:04:47What so proudly we hailed
01:04:52At the twilight's last gleaming
01:04:57Whose broad stripes and bright stars
01:05:03Through the perilous fight
01:05:08O'er the ramparts we watched
01:05:12Were so gallantly streaming
01:05:17And the rocket's red glare
01:05:22The bombs bursting in air
01:05:27Gave proof through the night
01:05:32That our flag was still there
01:05:37Oh, say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
01:05:50O'er the land of the free
01:05:56And the home of the brave
01:06:13Stop! Stop!
01:06:15Give it up for Mia
01:06:17This is going to be your new prom queen
01:06:22See? Everyone loves you, Mia
01:06:41If you want to win, you've got to give him a show, right?
01:06:44Yeah
01:06:44Plus, I like kissing you
01:06:46What were you saying?
01:06:48Oh, nothing that I, um
01:06:50I just thought I'm really
01:07:00Shit, that's my dad
01:07:02What is he doing here?
01:07:03He never comes to my games
01:07:04What if I fuck up?
01:07:06Hey, Connor, you're going to be fine
01:07:10This is the big game, Mia
01:07:13This is the only game he cares about
01:07:16Hey, look at me
01:07:17I already know what happens, remember?
01:07:20Listen, in the last moment, take that three-pointer
01:07:25It'll seem impossible
01:07:27But trust me
01:07:32I trust you
01:07:35And here we go everyone
01:07:37The big championship game
01:07:38The Fairfield Lions versus the Falcons
01:07:41For the big one
01:07:42Here we go
01:07:42Ladies and gentlemen
01:07:43Let's begin
01:08:11And ten seconds left
01:08:13The home team is down
01:08:14Two points
01:08:15And Connor Oliver has the ball
01:08:32He's going to risk it all on the three-pointer
01:08:34And there he goes
01:08:39Yes, he scores!
01:08:41The Fairfield Lions 49-48
01:08:44And they win the game!
01:08:55Let's go!
01:08:58First an A and now this
01:09:02Expect me at all your college games
01:09:05Con
01:09:06Really?
01:09:07Really?
01:09:08Really?
01:09:09I'm sorry for missing out on this
01:09:13And on you
01:09:19I couldn't be more proud, son
01:09:21Looks like you got a fan who feels the same
01:09:25Congratulations
01:09:30Yeah, you were right about everything
01:09:33You're right
01:09:34Not by being pumped!
01:09:36Pipply mouth breather isn't going to steal Con Con
01:09:39AND my crown!
01:09:41We will take her down with a dance
01:09:44For good!
01:09:46Not only because of you
01:09:46No, not only one because of you
01:09:49I just gave you a little hint
01:09:52But I do accept payment and kisses
01:09:56I could do a lot better than that
01:10:09Wait, wait
01:10:12Should we be doing this?
01:10:14I mean, what about your crush to the girl you've worked so hard for?
01:10:17It's you, Mia. It always has been.
01:10:25Holy circuits.
01:11:10Oh your goodness.
01:11:13Good morning, beautiful.
01:11:17You're staring again.
01:11:21Five more minutes.
01:11:23You're kind of distracting.
01:11:27Should we just ditch school and do this all day?
01:11:31I can't have a chem test.
01:11:33This was your chem test.
01:11:36And you passed.
01:11:38With flying colors.
01:11:44Okay, say we do...
01:11:47Skip classes.
01:11:49And what about...
01:11:51Brown tonight?
01:11:54Oh, you still wanted to go to...
01:11:58I figured I would just ask my crush.
01:12:01You're never gonna let that go.
01:12:04Stupid.
01:12:05It's...
01:12:07It's just that you're the valedictorian.
01:12:09How did you not figure out that I've liked you since ninth grade?
01:12:14Because I looked like Chewbacca back then.
01:12:18What?
01:12:18Yeah.
01:12:20I actually liked the frizzy hair.
01:12:22And those...
01:12:24Like striped turtlenecks.
01:12:25No, you didn't.
01:12:26Yeah.
01:12:27So hot.
01:12:33Okay, so...
01:12:34Hurry up and ask me, though.
01:12:36Oh, you want me to ask you?
01:12:38Yes, please.
01:12:38Oh, well, I gotta do it properly.
01:12:44Mia Watkins.
01:12:46Will you...
01:12:53Will you officially be my prom date?
01:12:57And my girlfriend?
01:13:01Yes, I will go with you.
01:13:03And I will absolutely be your girlfriend.
01:13:11Come on.
01:13:13Let's go win that crown.
01:13:15Five more minutes, you said!
01:13:17Oh!
01:13:21I am gonna give you...
01:13:23the perfect Princess Diaries moment.
01:13:26Jess will not be able to sabotage your knight.
01:13:30Oh, she's going to?
01:13:32I don't know. If you want to bake at the game, maybe she's given up.
01:13:41No. She won't. I know she won't because I've lived it.
01:13:53I'm sorry, say it again?
01:13:58Okay. This is gonna sound insane. Chris, but you're my best friend, so I have to tell you the truth.
01:14:07I'm from the future.
01:14:17Okay. Yeah, the future. Cool.
01:14:21Are you like totally freaked out? Are you gonna like call my parents or the cops or an exorcist?
01:14:28No, you're not. Mia, you're not crazy and you're not a liar. If you say you're from the future, I
01:14:38believe you.
01:14:43Okay, look, there'll be the future scoop. How's Lost Island? Oh, and was I right about Lance Boss?
01:14:49Okay, um, they got off the island. Uh, Lance does come out. And they're doing a bulky reboot.
01:14:57The future's wild. You have no idea. But this dance could change my life, actually. So will you help me?
01:15:09Come in. Come in.
01:15:11But before we close the hell mouth, that is just...
01:15:17Let's go.
01:15:44You look like a queen.
01:15:45You look like a queen.
01:15:47Thanks.
01:15:48Hopefully I will be.
01:15:51Thanks.
01:15:52Hopefully I will be.
01:16:04Welcome, students, to this year's 2006 Senior Prom.
01:16:13Absolutely.
01:16:15You have one hour left to vote for this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.
01:16:21Yay!
01:16:25Ready to go back to being a troll.
01:16:27Ready to need therapy after I win?
01:16:30We're going down Watkins.
01:16:33Bring it on, Jessica.
01:16:47You look so good. Black is definitely in your color.
01:16:51Oh, thanks.
01:16:51FYI.
01:16:53This is your last chance to make the right choice.
01:16:57Oh my God.
01:16:59Give it up, Jessica. I don't... I want Mia.
01:17:03Oh!
01:17:04But I want you. We are perfect together.
01:17:07Why would you date a dishrag when you can have an icon?
01:17:11Oh, shut up and look hot.
01:17:14Concon, think about your future.
01:17:18My life is going to be amazing.
01:17:21It could be.
01:17:23If you worked on yourself and stopped screwing everyone over.
01:17:29You can be better than this, Jessica.
01:17:36I know you didn't want this before, but open it.
01:17:43Cool.
01:17:49Just...
01:17:50Hey, don't do what you're planning to do tonight, okay?
01:17:55It could save your future if you don't.
01:18:03I'm not planning on doing anything other than winning.
01:18:17I tried.
01:18:20Principal Davis, there are kids doing drugs in the bathroom.
01:18:24I think it's crack cane.
01:18:27I don't know, but just go get them.
01:18:30Hurry, they are dying.
01:18:53Everyone, it is time to count the votes for this year's Prom Queen.
01:18:59Let's welcome our Prom Queen finalists to the stage.
01:19:03Neil Watkins and Jessica Hart.
01:19:06Woo!
01:19:09And as expected, give it up for your Prom King basketball all-star, Connor Oliver.
01:19:34While I finish counting the votes, let's hear it from our Prom Queen finalists.
01:19:41Let's start with Jessica Hart.
01:19:45I would like to thank all of my die-hard fans who voted for me the last four years.
01:19:52I'm so excited to leave high school and represent hot, popular, rich people everywhere.
01:20:05Hi.
01:20:07I shouldn't be here.
01:20:10That's what I told myself the past four years.
01:20:14I wasn't good enough.
01:20:17I wasn't pretty enough.
01:20:19I wasn't strong enough.
01:20:22But I'm here now.
01:20:27And I'm here to represent all of you.
01:20:29The Misfits.
01:20:31The Misfits.
01:20:31The Outcasts.
01:20:33Anyone who's ever felt alone.
01:20:37You're not.
01:20:50All right, ladies and gentlemen, the votes are in.
01:20:54Looks like we have a winner.
01:21:02And the 2006 Prom Queen winner is...
01:21:12Jessica Hart!
01:21:16Jessica Hart!
01:21:18I'm so sorry.
01:21:20Hey, shh.
01:21:20It's okay.
01:21:21This is your moment.
01:21:23You earned it.
01:21:23Go ahead.
01:21:28I knew you guys wouldn't let me in the dumpster fire steal my crown.
01:21:35Smile, King.
01:21:36It's for the yearbook.
01:21:41You were right.
01:21:43You saw it all.
01:21:48And you believe to me.
01:21:52Out of the way, freak.
01:21:53This is for royalty only.
01:21:56Oh, shut it, 902-1-ho.
01:22:00Mia has something to say.
01:22:02I warned you.
01:22:11Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:13Mia?
01:22:14Mia?
01:22:14Mia Watkins?
01:22:15They're all for Mia and I saw Jessica throw them out.
01:22:18What?
01:22:19No!
01:22:21These are fake!
01:22:22Principal Davis, this is a set up!
01:22:25Mia?
01:22:26Is this true?
01:22:27No.
01:22:28No.
01:22:29Actually...
01:22:31Jessica lied, bribed, and cheated her way to the crown.
01:22:34Okay?
01:22:36Mia?
01:22:37Mia actually cares about this class.
01:22:39It's no wonder that she won.
01:22:41Fairly.
01:22:43But don't take it from me.
01:22:45Let's see.
01:22:46Show of hands.
01:22:47Who voted for Mia?
01:22:53Mia!
01:22:54Mia!
01:22:56Mia!
01:22:58Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59Mia!
01:22:59They actually voted for me?
01:23:01I never doubted them.
01:23:04Who are you?
01:23:13High School Bucket List, item number 15.
01:23:16Embrace your inner crown.
01:23:19The crown is mine!
01:23:21I'm the popular one!
01:23:23I'm hot and I'm skinny and I'm a fucking cheerleader!
01:23:27What more do you people want?!
01:23:47Jessica, first you cheated.
01:23:49Now you could have killed someone?
01:23:51This is grounds for expulsion.
01:23:53Security!
01:23:54No!
01:23:55No!
01:23:55It was Mia!
01:23:57She...
01:23:57She knows things.
01:23:59She's like a psychic or a witch or something.
01:24:01I swear!
01:24:02Bye-bye, bimbo.
01:24:04No!
01:24:05No!
01:24:06From ohhh!
01:24:10Whoa!��
01:24:13girl. She's so messy.
01:24:17That's something Mia talking
01:24:18about. You'll get it in
01:24:19a few years. No, no! This
01:24:21isn't right!
01:24:23You suck! You're
01:24:26cheating! No!
01:24:28Curse on you,
01:24:29Queen Burch!
01:24:30Bitch!
01:24:32Here.
01:24:34Take this.
01:24:37No, I can't take that.
01:24:38Yes.
01:24:39I want you to.
01:24:42Probably no matter when or where you are,
01:24:45you can find me.
01:24:47Time-traveling nerd.
01:24:51Here.
01:25:04Mia. Hey. Mia.
01:25:10You okay?
01:25:11Connor.
01:25:12What happened?
01:25:22You tripped and fell.
01:25:24You alright?
01:25:25Yes.
01:25:31Where's Jessica?
01:25:33Jessica?
01:25:35Jessica Hart?
01:25:38I don't know, she's probably in prison by now.
01:25:41Remember she got arrested at prom?
01:25:43I haven't seen her since 2006.
01:25:50Everything that happens in your year came too.
01:25:57But that's all in the past.
01:25:59I want to focus on the future.
01:26:02You know, Watkins,
01:26:04since the first time I met you in freshman year,
01:26:08I loved you.
01:26:10You were the cutest, glasses-wearing nerd I ever met.
01:26:20And from our wild study sessions to winning prom king and queen senior year,
01:26:28to taking on the whole world, I...
01:26:31I couldn't ask for a better nerd to be my partner.
01:26:38You know, Watkins.
01:26:42Will you marry me?
01:26:44Hurry up and say yes, I have to get back home to Lance.
01:26:49Yes!
01:26:50Of course.
01:26:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:26:59You're a time traveler, Mia.
01:27:02You didn't see this coming?
01:27:03Yeah.
01:27:05Us getting engaged?
01:27:07No.
01:27:08Not a million years.
01:27:10But hey, I guess...
01:27:13some things you never see coming.
01:27:17I always knew.
01:27:22That's great.
01:27:23Yeah!
01:27:24Yeah!
01:27:25Yeah!
01:27:28You're welcome!
01:27:32And no one
01:27:34Makes me feel like you do
01:27:37No one
01:27:40Sets my body on fire
01:27:42No one gives me shivers like you
01:27:48Oh, no one does it better
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