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Animal Control S04E07 2026 Full Story
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00:02all right the happy couple is three minutes out this is so romantic this lady has no idea she's
00:08about to adopt a kid and get proposed to on the same day couple goals yeah wow that's what every
00:13woman wants to take care of two living things until they die what a great way to start a
00:17marriage through deception i hid maya's ring in a cupcake and then i forgot about it and i ate it
00:24and then i went to the hospital okay places people okay good good good good they're here
00:33they're here glad we didn't over complicate this
00:39jessica broke up with me in the parking lot congratulations
00:46this bath crayons you know you're soaking you're drawing you make a mistake you scrub it off the
00:52tub you fall asleep you drown in two inches of water sorry i finished that story the way i
00:57wanted it to end dispatched to truck 12 there's an emotional support donkey loose in seattle
01:01grace hospital truck 12 responding creature known only for kicking as a support animal at least
01:06they're already near the er when i was a boy i had a hermit cramp with the patience of an
01:10angel
01:11turns out it was just a shell nothing inside but that shell got me through some really hard times
01:18hey guys i've gotten a few calls about a deceased raccoon in the middle of
01:21oilston abner olive road can you pick him up starting the morning with a splat
01:26we're on it you want to scoop the splat or do you want to be a bad duty if it's
01:29a flat splat i'll scoop
01:30they're actually kind of fun it's like peeling off nail polish
01:32okay you guys realize you're still on the radio right uh no we're not i still got my finger on
01:39the button yeah it's just a little too soon guys the raccoon had a family
01:43it's just short talk you can't take the heat you get out of the kitchen
01:46well i'm trying to but you keep pulling down the button your thumb is on it
01:51so a volunteer said the donkey got spooked when a patient rang the done with chemo bell
02:02hope this isn't contagious
02:05hello there you rough draft of a horse there you go
02:10all right nice
02:12this place sticks nothing good on the tv and what the hell keeps beeping
02:16it can't be
02:19it's definitely him
02:20yeah what happened dad
02:21nothing i just love hanging around in hospitals
02:25i had a heart attack
02:26you boob
02:28papa sha no
02:29are you okay
02:30i'm gonna be fine shoot maybe we get a second opinion you can ask your new girlfriend here
02:35there's that classic shaw family love language
02:37hey i'm gonna call patrick i assume you were too proud to notify any of the other children
02:42i'm not proud of anything involving my children
02:44you know it's weird that someone with a charcoal porquette for a heart could even have a heart attack
02:48yeah a lot of love being hurled around in here
02:50can you get that ass out of my room
02:53you're gonna have to be more specific
02:56did you see the look on that dead raccoon's face he was like
02:59no he was more like
03:00like scared
03:02yeah
03:03hey vertel i have some bad news
03:04somehow all of the food that was donated for your community outreach event caught on fire
03:09what
03:10how does that even happen
03:11yeah well we think it might have been a spark from an electrical wire
03:13i mean roman's contractors really cut a lot of corners putting this place together so
03:17also his crew had the worst catcalling game
03:20lot of repeat
03:21yeah i do agree with that
03:22um luckily the fire was contained but
03:24yeah all the food is obviously ruined
03:26i need all that kibble we open up the kennel on wednesdays to give away free food to the public
03:30what am i supposed to do just like sit there and take in the frowns and the disappointment like i'm
03:34at home
03:34well i would just restock i mean you still have money in the outreach budget right
03:37yeah that's a good point
03:38i don't have any of the money i blew through all of it for the sip and snip
03:41i shouldn't have got those swag bags
03:43again still holding down the button
03:46oh
03:47you just have to get creative
03:49i'll help you
03:50thanks
03:53did you start the fire
03:54accidentally yeah i did i started the fire but i was smoking weed in there
03:58so let me get this straight you were getting high
04:00by the dry goods at the place where you work
04:02i wasn't getting high
04:04it was one joint
04:06would it kill you to get me a cheeseburger
04:08cat are you okay
04:10i brought you a call of lilies mom's favorite
04:12i said you get those at the same drugstore you buy your tampons
04:14thanks for coming he needed a fresh target
04:18good news mr shaw your numbers have stabilized so we're gonna discharge you
04:21oh hey let the healing begin
04:24you sure you don't need to keep them for like a month or two
04:26yeah we'll sign off on any unnecessary exams and probes
04:29the nurses have made it very clear if we don't discharge them as soon as possible they will strike
04:33wow been from a denny's a church and now a hospital
04:35kind of on a hot streak
04:36whatever i'm going home
04:37little miss you get my trousers and look away
04:42you should make a full recovery but i'll need to be monitored
04:45i suggest you stay with one of you for the week
04:48not it
04:49no toes
04:50rock paper scissors
04:51rock paper scissors shoot
04:53rock paper scissors shoot
04:55rock paper scissors shoot
04:56smart guy would do paper right now
04:57then do a smart guy
04:58rock paper scissors shoot
05:00ow
05:02come on
05:03this is our father that we're talking about
05:05you're right this isn't a game
05:07first ones in the medical waste bin around the corner wins
05:09okay i don't agree with anything that brought us here but i love a competition
05:13on your marks
05:14and
05:15go
05:32don't you enjoy anything bag pants
05:35i win
05:41yeah only because i got doored
05:43doesn't matter
05:44because you have to take that
05:45you have to take that
05:49oh
05:49oh
05:54i don't know how to work this crap
05:56yeah that's the idea
05:57keep you distracted for a couple hours
05:58i almost forgot if you need anything
06:00anything at all
06:02whistle for frank
06:04here we go mr shock
06:07keep this kid from messing around back there
06:09are you trying to take my wallet
06:11i took your wallet
06:12and keys
06:12and as fun as it would be to watch
06:14doc says you can't drive
06:15so i'm stuck in this freaking dump
06:17okay well as the owner of this house
06:19dump feels like a strong word
06:20i mean have you seen the new backsplash
06:21scooter munchkin here is your landlord
06:24how are you still renting at your age
06:26well you could stay at my place dad
06:28but remember the condo board deemed you
06:29as undesirable
06:31hey hey hey
06:31why don't you knuckleheads
06:33go and get my sweater back at the house
06:35the blue one
06:37i cannot do it
06:38i'm still at work
06:38i got an active dui checkpoint going right now
06:41dad goodbye
06:42frank
06:44turning off my phone
06:44tread
06:45the backsplash is amazing
06:49i need my sweater
06:50i'm not driving to your house to get your sweater
06:51you can borrow one of mine
06:52oh just give me a second to find the itchiest one
06:59fine i'll pick it up during lunch
07:01unless you want to have an even bigger heart attack right now
07:03and just be done with it
07:05now
07:06all right
07:06yep
07:07i'll leave that with you
07:08and mr shaw
07:09these lights are on a dimmer
07:11if that helps you relax
07:17maybe we can still give this away
07:19if we just say it's been slow roasted
07:20yeah
07:21yeah these carcinogens probably taste great
07:23hi
07:24hi sorry the donation center is temporarily closed
07:27we are out of inventory right now
07:30i'd actually like to make a donation
07:32i don't need this food anymore
07:34my cat passed away
07:35oh
07:37well let me just take this moment to say
07:40your cat has amazing timing
07:44thank you
07:45sorry for your loss
07:47we need pet food
07:49but you know who doesn't
07:50they're pets
07:51wait i hope you're not suggesting that we kill pets
07:54no but i think i have a plan
07:58yeah now i gotta check in with my dumb dad every couple of hours
08:00because of a major cardiac event he experienced
08:03he's gonna outlive us all
08:04he told me that on my 10th birthday
08:05and now he's at my house probably rifling through all my stuff
08:08are you worried he's gonna find you a diary
08:09it's a captain's log
08:11and he's never gonna find it
08:12i have it hidden behind
08:13oh nice try
08:18wait what's that what's that wrestling sound
08:19is that potato chips
08:20no that would be crinklier
08:22no no frank is stress eating sugar-free gummy worms right now
08:25look i've been grunting my teeth lately
08:27it's a dissolvable bite guard okay
08:29you get all the sweet treats you need buddy
08:31it's tough taking care of an aging parent
08:33it really is
08:33your mom's like 45 whatever
08:35uh actually my mom just turned 50
08:37and i can't wait to take care of her
08:39because she's gonna be such a fun roommate
08:40she really is
08:41yep aging parents can be tough
08:43not for me personally
08:44i got all these siblings and cousins
08:46i'm never gonna have to worry about it
08:47yeah my sister's on the hook for our parents
08:49because she's a hospice nurse
08:50so she's like really sweet about gross old people
08:53yeah they're gross
08:54we're both lucky
08:55hi emily
08:56hey frank your um
08:58your dad is here
08:59what
08:59ugh
09:01look he senses heat like the predator
09:02my best advice is to cover yourself in mud and don't move
09:05he's been strongly requesting his sweater
09:07i offered him my office cardigan
09:09and he said he does not like balloon sleeves
09:10you have my permission to put them down
09:12i want to watch the mariner game
09:14okay yeah we can set you up on the ipad
09:16until frank gets back
09:17and bring me my sweater dipstick
09:19yeah bring the sweater dipstick
09:21sorry frank
09:25don't look at me
09:29no pine tar players who aren't fat
09:32baseball is not the same game
09:37oh sorry um i can change that if you want to watch something else
09:40no this is a good one
09:41pedro and jemma get into a fight
09:42wait wait wait wait
09:43are you telling me that you watch hot pursuit
09:46no at first i thought it was a cop show
09:47and then it got its hooks at me
09:49it's literally my favorite dating show of all time
09:51we have to turn the volume up
09:52throw the subtitles on too
09:54definitely i can never understand what jemma is saying
09:57a donation like this would be a wonderful way to honor the memory of rusty
10:02yeah now that he's crossed over the rainbow bridge
10:05his earthly positions can be put to good use
10:08i think rusty would have liked that
10:11absolutely
10:11now come here you
10:15i know this is a difficult time but
10:17may i ask did you buy in bulk
10:21hey there's another service starting and look at the size of the gravestone you just know
10:25they spoiled their dog
10:27please don't know before 5 p.m thank you
10:29watch out
10:34oh god
10:38another great up
10:39though i don't know how they can legally call any of those things bathing suits
10:42well it's good that you have the show
10:44yeah
10:46wait what do you mean
10:47nothing it fills a void for you it's good
10:50okay well you don't actually know that much about me so
10:53well i was a detective for 30 years i can draw a few conclusions
10:56please don't
10:56you have a small bold spot in an irregular location on your scalp
11:01you're a worrier and you're a workaholic and clearly you're not married based on that withering ring finger
11:08excuse me um i am actually very happy with my life and i am not in a rush for any
11:14of that stuff
11:15well part of the issue is how you dress
11:16what's with the blazer
11:18you went to masters
11:23the homeowner said she's been hearing a scuttling sound coming from up there for the past two weeks
11:27and she said it's less of a shuk shuk shuk shuk shuk and more of a tic tic tic tic
11:32hmm annoying and unhelpful as usual thanks
11:37hey emily
11:38putting you on speaker
11:39hi frank yeah your father's a nightmare
11:41so his condition hasn't changed
11:43sounds like you 86ed him
11:44darn right i put him in the parking lot
11:46isn't it about to ring
11:47yes so please come pick him up
11:49i am gonna go journal
11:50bye
12:00what
12:01i'm sending a cab to take it to my house
12:03i'm not getting into some driverless robot car
12:06no i said a cab probably driven by another half-blind old man like you
12:10it's going to start raining
12:11i do just fine in the rain
12:13it's the viet kong
12:21yeah are you all right
12:23yeah i'm fine no i'm not
12:25he's probably gonna catch pneumonia and then i'll be stuck with him indefinitely
12:28him slowly fusing to the fabric in the couch
12:31me explaining what happened to the old host of jeopardy
12:33that's my life forever
12:40hey you okay
12:43all right you scared me a little bit
12:45visions
12:45it's going blurry
12:46just gonna take a closer look at the floor
12:48wait
12:49frank frank i only know how to do cpr on a dog
12:52i need you to get up
12:53ah
12:53ah
12:55haven't you done enough
12:59omg look who's here
13:01you remember patel
13:03victoria
13:04emily
13:05dude i didn't hit my head
13:06we came as soon as we heard
13:07well as soon as we could make out what shreed was saying in between sobs
13:10okay guys i'm fine
13:12unless i'm not of course
13:13well we're here for you buddy
13:14you got a plan for the sherbert
13:16oh and don't worry frank your dad is okay
13:17i didn't ask
13:18he's down in the car and can i just say i am surprised this is your first heart episode
13:22mr shaw
13:23good news
13:23your ekg results are normal
13:25yes
13:25yes
13:26you knew it
13:26my heart is awesome
13:27yours all suck
13:28it seems this incident was simply caused by excessive flatulence
13:31well
13:32thank you doctor for waiting until all my co-workers were present to give me that diagnosis
13:37could we get that report in writing we'd love to frame it
13:40have you had any sugar-free foods recently
13:42yes
13:42my man was mainlining sugar-free gummy worms all day
13:45well that would do it
13:46we found high amounts of sorbitol in your blood
13:48which can contribute to chest pain and high levels of gas
13:51yeah
13:52i was here when the nurse released it
13:53and uh i will never forget what i heard
13:56stop stop listen i don't usually eat this way
13:59i track all my macros across three different apps
14:01i'm just wound a little tight today
14:03well today was a false alarm
14:05but with your family history of heart disease
14:07it's important that you manage your stress
14:11you know i still have a lot to process so
14:14i'm gonna have to ask all of you to leave the room
14:17absolutely
14:17of course
14:18immediately
14:19yeah
14:20no we gotta go
14:21we gotta go right now
14:22we gotta go right now
14:23go
14:24okay i just got a message from that family who buried their poodle
14:27two bags of food
14:28and a gently used dog bed
14:30at this rate i'm gonna need a second shed
14:32hey guys
14:33i just got a pretty weird call
14:34a man said that you were soliciting him during his cat's funeral
14:37no we didn't mean to interrupt the service
14:39it was just a super long moment of silence
14:41what
14:41actually we brought them closure
14:43and scored a bunch of free stuff
14:44up top
14:46look your job is very hard
14:47but it has turned you into
14:49and i say this with love
14:50soulless monsters
14:51uh soulless monsters with a kennel full of new dog food
14:54take a look at that kennel
14:55yeah okay um look
14:57i'm a cool boss
14:58i am
14:59everyone knows it
14:59everyone's talking about it
15:00and i know that you guys use gallows humor to get through the day
15:03but this has gone too far
15:04i really think you need to talk to somebody about it
15:06you mean like an open mic
15:07because i've been working on this joke about the headless rabbits we found
15:10you've heard of a hairless head
15:11but have you heard of a
15:13don't want to hear the end of that
15:14um no i meant that there's a more healthy way to process the sad things that you see on the
15:18job
15:18than making jokes
15:19like therapy
15:20we don't need that
15:21we don't need that
15:22it's not good to bottle stuff up
15:24look at frank
15:24and how should we be what
15:26like you
15:27yeah
15:27yelling at old guys
15:28leaving the mat in the monsoon
15:29okay fine
15:30be miserable
15:30i don't really care
15:31just don't let it affect your jobs anymore
15:32okay
15:33that's a good plan
15:40i've heard of undressing people with your eyes
15:42but hugging people with your eyes
15:43it's disturbing
15:44hmm
15:45you really scared me today
15:46everything scares you
15:47i can't say bloody mary three times without you
15:49don't
15:50it's twice this year
15:51don't do it
15:51and i'm serious man
15:52okay
15:53your dad turns you into a stress machine
15:54and it's only gonna get worse as he gets older
15:56so
15:57i've brought somebody here
15:58that knows a thing or two about that
16:09i'll give you two a second along
16:12someday they'll track a disease spreading to this very moment
16:21that is really cute
16:22adorable
16:23see we feel stuff
16:25yeah
16:25we're not monsters
16:26we just don't dwell on the negatives
16:27right
16:28if we were
16:28we would look at that puppy over there
16:30and we might
16:31remember some things
16:32yeah
16:34like what happened on route 12
16:35route 12
16:36i don't
16:36i don't think i remember that one
16:38route 12 was the labradoodle puppy
16:40no i know
16:41of course i remember
16:41i'm just pushing it down
16:45what was his name
16:49splat
16:49no
16:51seriously i want to remember
16:52it wasn't splat
16:52it was burrito
16:53burrito
16:54that's right
16:54i knew it was something pretty
16:56stop i can feel you getting upset
16:57i don't want to get upset
16:58so just stop crying
17:00i'm not a best
17:02you remember the kittens in the well
17:05alistair pepper buttons and crosby
17:06i think about them every night
17:08i don't want to think about them anymore
17:10i'm so sick of thinking of that
17:12you guys are scaring that child
17:13what's going on
17:14you're in the floodgate
17:15everything's gonna die
17:16everything is
17:17okay
17:17all right i'm pulling you both from the field
17:19let's go
17:19cherish this time
17:28i don't know bucky
17:29doesn't he realize that you're supposed to mellow out with age
17:34somehow think he's getting even worse
17:36and because my family sucks i'm gonna be the one that has to take care of them
17:39and i just don't know if i can do that
17:43i mean who's gonna take care of me when i get old
17:48because i'm all alone
17:52and i don't know if that's ever gonna change
17:57you are surprisingly helpful to talk to
17:59i didn't want to tell you this
18:01hit it
18:06i can't believe i'm gonna say this but
18:09i'd like to talk to you
18:11we need to try and find a way to make this work
18:15we need to gal less
18:17or maybe even
18:19listen
18:19i'm just saying what
18:20like i understand that
18:24you've been through a lot these past few days so
18:30here
18:34it's the wrong sweater numbnuts
18:36i said the blue one
18:38that is blue
18:39the one i like
18:40not the cheap one you gave me for christmas
18:43colorblind and stupid
18:50you can't leave him here
18:51i won the race
18:52i have no honor
18:57my wife vetoed all my baby names
19:00huckleberry patel
19:01would have been a major league pitcher
19:04so what have i got to say to get you to prescribe me the good stuff
19:06i think i let us down a weird path
19:08i'm not actually gonna kill anyone
19:10you know i was just asking if you would have to report it
19:12out of curiosity
19:15and you do have to report it
19:16which is good
19:17and why i asked
19:18i understand that giving a patient a letter
19:20great completely misses the point of therapy
19:22but if you were to give me a score out of a hundred
19:24on how good i'm doing
19:26there's a couple of areas i don't want to unravel
19:28love life family
19:29fear of mortality
19:30oh nothing about body
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