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00:05स्ट्रीब फट civारी खाल
00:08स्ट्री जीमी मёзटजी त évétais your one
00:09जस्टेरियस
00:09वो!
00:13어디 म普通 सिरू दyang करेंकिल
00:22नच्ट्रीषा है
00:26तो यस ये लए Sudcause I'm sorry
00:29I was busy sourcing a hundred yards of dog leashes what happened to my car
00:35attention all trucks you are never gonna guess what I'm about to tell you oh my god are we merging
00:41precincts again no guys there is a new movie coming out about animal control and the star
00:46really wants to play the role accurately so he's coming here today to shadow one of you oh yeah
00:51well washed up box office boys and cancelled wannabe wants to grace it's bradley boyd bradley
00:56boyd the action star of the defuser franchise the only thing you can't defuse is himself
01:03is himself yeah because he's a live wire see it works on two levels no i get it second he's
01:08gonna shout on me i claim it and i will fight anyone on this especially templeton hey emily
01:13any uh other big announcements you want to make today over the radio i don't know i think having
01:18a movie star at the office is pretty neato mosquito americans are so obsessed with celebrities nobody
01:24bothers famous people in new zealand that's because you don't have any yeah we do and when
01:28i see brian sargent at the fish and chip shop i leave him alone hello he played true for the
01:33rat
01:33and meet the feebles totally totally totally um hey templeton can i see you in my office for a second
01:39uh actually anything you have to say to me you can say loudly to all okay well your prescriptions are
01:45at betony's desk but i'd prefer if you stop forwarding them to the office they get mixed in with the
01:49dog
01:49nonsense all of the dogs are aroused copy oh hi
01:58waffle time waffle time hey do you know why templeton's so pouty today i checked and no
02:05swimsuit models from the 80s recently passed so i think he was hoping you would say something about
02:09his birthday it's his birthday today why didn't someone say something well daisy would have but
02:14she's on her beatlemania cruise she keeps sending me pictures of herself in the octopus's garden it's really
02:19just swimming pool oh man i have to make it up to him i'm supposed to pretend to love everyone
02:23the same like a stepmom with three new kids you got a stepmom 11 a.m waffles oh i miss
02:30those used to
02:30be my thing i don't know if you notice now but i've been uh trying to tighten the cage oh
02:35yeah man that
02:36thing is padlocked got this family reunion coming up uh going on a 10 day juice cleanse to kind of
02:41get
02:41across the finish line so it's 10 days just juice no solids maybe the occasional nut milk you know i
02:48love
02:48a challenge if you want somebody to paddle down the jewish river with you i'm there no i don't
02:52think you understand see i had to mentally prepare for this thing for weeks it would just break you
02:58dude i was nearly an olympic athlete i bet i'd last longer than you you're throwing down the gauntlet
03:03oh i think it's been thrown my middle name is self-control it's on yeah it is but not for
03:10money
03:11because my gets upset oh for god's sake he's an actor not the pope he disarmed the pope and
03:20diffuser four white smoke black smoke he's here bradley boyd is here
03:26damn it that's mine you can't hold a post public domain hey high five um everyone i'd like to
03:33introduce you to mr bradley boyd it is an honor hi frank shaw former detective i don't typically
03:42gush but uh i like your movies frank is one of our most capable officers and he'll be showing you
03:47around today now my knowledge of animals is limited even though i did diffuse an exploding python in a
03:52tick tock promo i know you're used to a lot of action but get ready to see some crazy stuff
03:57i'm
03:58talking apex predators you i love your energy baby straight guys are so gay
04:12oh oh you caught me on groin day you're gonna gawk at least throw me a tip so i just
04:18came to say um
04:19happy birthday templeton uh sorry i didn't give you a shout out this morning but we made you a card
04:27on copy paper yeah with one signature from all of us this card wasn't passed around this card
04:33has zero passage oh okay a little harsh but you are right you deserve more you know at the two
04:40three
04:40we used to write and perform poems for birthdays odes epics typical two-two behavior to half-ass my
04:46special day on purpose no no it wasn't on purpose can you please let me make it up to you
04:51okay show up to
04:52the multi-purpose room tonight for my dip party uh like like dipping tobacco gross no sharing dips
04:59with my closest friends beans spinach artichoke snickerdoodle hummus dessert yum and i will be there
05:04i'll bring guacamole yawn don't forget to bring lots of neutral crackers i can do that love your workout
05:13sorry the gerbil call took so long i mean we do have to weigh them though it's protocol yeah i
05:19apologize for
05:20being so skittish gotta bring that up with my chakra guy could be a blockage you know i rescued
05:2424 animals in 24 hours how would i know that watch out future handbag coming through i'm kidding yeah
05:30i had to wrestle this guy off an unlicensed street performer my place got quite the show how did you
05:35get the call i usually handle the bitey stuff because it wasn't a call i just saw it and i
05:39took
05:39initiative oh you know what my trainer says initiative is the first step to doing something
05:44yeah do you want me to take his math tape off so you can get a pic with your head
05:47in there
05:47yes i would love that
05:52ooh sitting down already just a little double vision but other than that it's all good
06:00yeah your body's detoxing from all the sugar you had at breakfast whatever it's called hyper slough
06:05pretty common for the old prepared
06:10dead man wobbling hey my dad's a dead man you take that back i said what i said
06:20i shouldn't have had so many fudge sickles last night
06:23hey i need your help clear the annex kennel and your conscience okay i am a weak but willing
06:29partner can i bring my juice is that a painting of you talk to my grandpa he was painted when
06:35weight
06:35equated to great wealth
06:40tail dog on the loose he's out for blood careful it's a dangerous animal thankfully so am i
06:54he's shooting dog treats that's badass
07:00she's eating
07:06consider the situation diffused
07:09what frank that was epic give me a glimpse into your insides what are the feels like in that
07:16moment does the wind feel it just is right damn it that's beautiful i wish we could go deeper but
07:23i have to get to set you know what you should come with me i have to work but i
07:28can quit you're
07:29riding the back of a kia soul i'm just messing it's a lambo with the butterfly doors oh yeah i
07:35mean
07:35yeah we can take yours
07:43frank free it's all free what are you doing here it's guest of talent only yeah the abominator
07:47invited me after he bagged that came in oh he was just being nice you should probably go before you
07:52embarrass yourself no he sent a car and there was a driver standing with an ipad that said victoria
07:55don't be jealous all right let's get it quiet on set
08:02you're still hungry because that can bring you a pail of corn nuts hey natty baby you hear me
08:06yeah uh i'm gonna try something on this one all right stay on your toes you got it bradley boy
08:11action
08:13thank you
08:17oh when you said this was single source was that source to garbage
08:22he kind of sounds like you mechanic hero get a decent cup of joe capture 24 animals in 24 hours
08:30oh yeah that's differently you oh this movie's gonna be even better than i thought
08:35ah damn
08:38what is this should taylor arrange this and make sure that we had extra al pastor
08:43that's my favorite but tell the strand go to hell go straight to hell who's weak now
08:49bitch sorry sorry i'm hungry sorry you know you're supposed to help me not sabotage me with juicy
08:54spinning meats and oh my god is that a horchata bar well you stepped to me with the competition i'm
08:58gonna step right back brother so we're stepping all over each other's toes and stuff
09:04i'm gonna go lock myself in the kennel and i hope the smell of urine is overwhelming
09:09i'm on a cleanse hey uh great stuff out there um you know victoria said something funny she said you
09:15were doing it and pressure on her keen eye that one but i need to work on your mannerisms oh
09:20well um i'm
09:21known for my posture i'm 63 but uh i read 66 i cross my arms a lot both to judge
09:28people and keep
09:29myself warm what else um your knitted brow indicates both intelligence and a cynical skepticism towards the
09:36world the rum tom tugger is a curious hat the rum tom tugger is a terrible boy i always wondered
09:53what it was like to hang out with me this is great this has been so helpful i've been trying
09:57to put my
09:57finger on the essence of this character and i finally have it he's a dick well i don't know if
10:04i call him that i mean he probably gardens reads literature maybe a brown cat dad okay i like this
10:10he uses his sarcasm to protect himself okay yeah yeah that's what he does hey um i'm full let's go
10:17oh
10:18so you're ready to go you sure you don't want to crunch your way to the next scene too well
10:22i had to
10:22do something your scene was so boring probably went over your head i assume you spent your school years under
10:26bleachers i would be offended if that wasn't entirely true uh in high school my principal
10:32allowed me to call him by his first name jeffrey i have a movie related question how do you smash
10:38a glass bottle over someone's head without them bleeding out oh he can't tell you that it's one
10:41of the many secrets of the silver screen we use sugar glass you fascinate me i'm gonna see a
10:50i'll send you over a six pack wait is he into you wait are you into him no he's a
10:59stupid
10:59celebrity i just like being here because it's not work uh you're in my chair move also am i a
11:05dick
11:05yeah massive i don't know why you only wear this on laundry day i mean this is peak emily i
11:12look like
11:13i went swimming in a lost and found wait you have to throw away ketchup too it's all a temptation
11:16all
11:17you were this close to turning into a cartoon turkey leg really yeah oh no no oh i totally
11:23forgot about templeton's dip party thing i'm gonna be late late and not 10 minutes early late we still
11:29have to get to all the salsas oh yeah i need that actually okay bye bye
11:36not a great turnout hey what are you doing look at your hair in there you don't have a hairnet
11:41on
11:41disgusting oh my gosh i'm so sorry i'm late there was um traffic there was there was cars and save
11:46it
11:46save it okay i already missed the toast and the roast and the birthday spankings not to mention
11:51you're dressed like a common subway flasher okay a flasher would never wear as big of underwear as
11:56i have on right now so you know you say you want this happy merger of the precincts yeah you
12:00don't
12:00even show up for one of your key officer special days where are the two two losers where are they
12:04oh
12:05oh i know you probably didn't invite them well i didn't realize i was supposed to you don't realize
12:09much do you like you're plummeting approval ratings what yeah i did a survey monkey okay let me
12:14guess these people are the only ones who filled it out these people do you see what i'm
12:17shielding you from she like this all the time i'm just using plural pronouns don't agitate them
12:21you're right i shouldn't make this about them because it's about me and you don't like me and
12:25that's why you dissed me on my special day not for nothing but you're not pulling off those basketball
12:28shorts yes i am you don't know fashion okay i i am pulling them off you know what tuppleton you're
12:34right i i don't like you and why would i you're crude you're disrespectful and you've said from day
12:39one that you're coming for my job so i did not forget your birthday on purpose but maybe there was
12:42some
12:43kind of subconscious thing going on because most of the time you act like such a dic oh you
12:47can't say the k k oh i'm sorry team for swearing i'm just gonna go but i'm taking this with
12:54me
12:54and i made you a really nice salsa a pico de gallo so pico de bio director said you wanted
13:02to speak
13:02with me specifically not victoria what's up supposed to release this rehabilitated eagle right he just
13:08stands on my arm there there's no spark and i mean we supposedly you know just saved a school
13:14bus together well chemistry's tricky you can't fake it that's why 50 of all eagle marriages end in
13:19divorce damn well let me know if you think of something okay oh and by the way uh what's your
13:24vacation policy i mean it's a two-week trip to san sebastian in the cards well uh i uh between
13:31vacation
13:31days uh sick days and inventing dead relatives i can make any trip work awesome
13:36now i'm thinking about flying victoria over on the pj for the tempranillo harvest
13:41friendly oh
13:44uh back to your earlier question uh look at eagle straight in the eye they respond very well to
13:51unbroken eye contact i can do that okay we're framed and action looks like those kids are going to get
14:01to recess after all
14:13why would you eat it and take an eyesight bird on purpose who knows he's an actor
14:18i didn't put him in the hospital the eagle did i mean the bird didn't even touch him he had
14:22an
14:22anxiety attack and is now refusing to go back to work because you told him to stare down a bird
14:26of
14:26prey now the entire movie is on hold seattle needs this frank this could be the next sleepless
14:31well technically you've got mail was the next sleepless all right i need you to go down to the
14:34hotel apologize to bradley and get him back to set no he called me a dick okay well the mayor's
14:40media
14:40liaison is really breathing down my neck for this one so now i'm breathing down yours okay but are we
14:45going to address this slanderous name he called me well one way to prove that you're not a
14:50is to hatton hand yourself down to the presidential suite and just get this movie back on track
14:54please okay fine i'll run your little laryn and it's not my fault that sardonic wick goes over
15:01all these morons heads okay yeah i heard it i'm officially over the hump i'm post food i don't
15:10even need this if the cashew fits post food really yeah oh great so you wouldn't mind if i did
15:15this
15:15no no no no no no of course i mind don't you know false bravado when you hear it you're
15:21really
15:22losing it man so i guess you wouldn't mind if i did this of course i mind i didn't even
15:26bluff that
15:27i didn't i'm so hungry that i'm nauseous you know what makes me nauseous the way you prance around
15:32the office like you're the world's most charming boy well you're a grumpy old man who always needs
15:36a nap stop having kids if you hate him so much at least i can have kids that's right i
15:40know all about
15:40your frozen rooster perez hilton was wrong about my rooster it works just fine
15:49insulting each other's penises i'm out you win any trail mix no don't do that don't do that
15:58i'm not gonna let you give up i can't i can't do it look at me okay do it yes
16:04you can
16:05because i can't either but together we can do anything she's dogs for life
16:13just dogs for life god our grip strength is so weak
16:17ah so let me guess your boss made you come down here to apologize it's a good guess just like
16:22in
16:22diffuser four when you had to guess which wire to cut wait that was all those movies i just gotta
16:26ask
16:27frankie why huh why did you put me in danger like that i didn't like the inaccurate way you were
16:33portraying my industry you don't handcuff the animals and read them their rights some of them
16:38don't understand english no that's not it see i am in you now i am in your psyche something else
16:45is
16:45motivating your vindictive choices no get out of my psyche stop it what was it jealousy greed
16:53unrequited love whoa that bidet is crazy oh hi you're here
17:03oh nice little bang hang yeah yeah i feel that anyway um sorry about the bird
17:12um see you at work i'll put the do not disturb sign up as i leave okay
17:19hey i just uh i wanted to apologize uh for last night even though our relationship is terrible
17:26yeah it's not great but i mean that's partly my fault i should never have gotten personal with
17:32you last night i knew what i signed up for when i agreed to work for a female i i'm
17:36trying to
17:36apologize here i mean it's not like you didn't say some things too right kind of a two-way street
17:41i guess i can have some big feelings on my special day my mom didn't believe in celebrating birthdays
17:47yet there was always a cake on flag day well you know i promise to make better birthday memories for
17:53you
17:53starting right now um attention everyone i would like to publicly acknowledge the belated birthday
17:58of our very own templeton dudge who we're so lucky to have and if you wouldn't mind following me into
18:04the kitchen i'm a little surprise waiting happy birthday to you happy birthday to you why are we
18:14stopping let's keep going happy no what the heck you guys i'm so sorry we're so sorry i grabbed
18:20frankly we look away you're looking at really twisting the knife on my special day boss well
18:25that's how you want to play it game on no no no no no no templeton this wasn't on purpose
18:30so sorry
18:33victoria you and bradley so falling under the spell of a celebrity it's pretty american of you
18:38and i ate my body white and peanut buttery my name is pretty american of me
18:42well i think that movie's gonna be a bust i mean his impression of maves right you're right
18:47his impression of you is way off because you were amazing last night it was hard
18:58hey shrey i would have never eaten that cake if it wasn't for you
19:01but hell no what are you doing that was my partner now who's gonna give me my coffee
19:06no we are civilized people please stop fighting no oh my god i'm calling 9-1-1
19:13gotcha it's sugar glass from props department uh-huh then then why is frank bleeding wait wait frank
19:21are you okay whoa fake blood nice no no i uh i bet you might turn my father and this
19:28is why we don't
19:29play with movie props at the office
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