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Heated Rivalry - Episode 4
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00:00Previously on Hated Rivalry.
00:30You're not anything.
00:30What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
00:33You won't even acknowledge I exist, so yeah.
00:35What the fuck do you actually want from me?
00:37I need...
00:39Tell me.
00:42I need you.
01:00The green center drops it back for Rosanoff, who's all alone.
01:02Rosanoff eats.
01:03He scores!
01:05Hollander on the ice for both of Rosanoff's goals tonight.
01:12Having a good night?
01:14That's nice.
01:15I think there's still time for a head-track.
01:17What should I do now or with the second?
01:19Because I don't know.
01:20Less second is more fun, but...
01:25Rosanoff scores!
01:27Hollander's really gonna want that last one back.
01:29The Montreal captain wants this whole night back.
01:40My moon, my man, so changeable and such a love of the land to me.
01:48My care, my coat, leave all the high note.
01:51There's nowhere to go alone.
01:55Hot on my sleeve, not where there should be.
01:59The songs I don't care again.
02:02My nose, my face, my daily face.
02:07It's the calendar page again.
02:10Take us home.
02:12Take us home.
02:13Take it easy on me.
02:14Share some light.
02:16Share some light on me, please.
02:18Take us home.
02:19Show me that label.
02:20Take it easy on me.
02:21All right.
02:22And that's the freeze camera.
02:24Share some light on me, please.
02:26Take on me.
02:29You should try your light.
02:34Look, try your light.
02:38Okay.
02:41Wake up.
02:42My moon and me, not as good as we've been.
02:45It's the dirtiest cliff.
02:48I don't care.
02:54Yeah, yeah.
02:57Take it easy on me.
02:58Take it easy on me.
03:01It's just a light.
03:02It's just a light on me, please.
03:05Take it slow.
03:06Take it easy on me.
03:08It's just a light.
03:10It's just a light on me, please.
03:12For the first time in 16 years,
03:15the Montreal metros are hoisting the MLH Cup.
03:18What a feeling it must be for Captain Shane Hollander.
04:02All right, Shane, you're good?
04:03You're ready to go?
04:04Yes.
04:05Am I walking?
04:05Let's do the same thing we're doing, okay?
04:06That's great, Shane.
04:08Over your shoulder.
04:09Looks great, okay?
04:10Take a look through the camera.
04:11Directly to the camera.
04:12Get that mark.
04:13Give me that pose.
04:14That's it.
04:14Leave on a high note.
04:16There's nowhere to go at all.
04:20Hot on my sleeve.
04:22Now, where will you keep the songs out of key again?
04:27Take it slow.
04:29Take it easy on me.
04:31It's just a light.
04:33It's just a light on me, please.
04:35Take it slow.
04:37Take it easy on me.
04:39It's just a light.
04:40It's just a light.
04:45Can we call it a dynasty?
04:47Shane Hollander and the Montreal metros are your MLH champions for the second year in a row.
04:52Not since Chicago in the late 90s have we seen a team take home back-to-back cups.
04:58Why can't I cook?
05:00Leave on a high note.
05:02There's nowhere to go.
05:04There's nowhere to go.
05:06Take it slow.
05:08Take it easy on me.
05:10It's just a light.
05:12It's just a light on me, please.
05:14Take it slow.
05:15Take it easy on me.
05:18It's just a light.
05:19It's just a light on me, please.
05:21Take it easy.
05:29Don't immobile...
05:44MUCHING
05:45I like it.ém
06:13Sorry, Shane, can we, yeah, sorry, we're gonna roll now?
06:16Okay, that's right, okay, wow, that's the stuff, that's the money, my friend.
06:46Oh, she's what?
06:48Pregnant, Jackie's pregnant.
06:52Again?
06:53Jesus Christ, man, you gotta work on your lying.
06:56Hey, Hayden, what great news, Hayden, I'm so happy for you.
07:00No, I mean a fourth kid, that's awesome, man, really.
07:03Holy shit, dude.
07:06Ruby, Emma, slow down!
07:08I mean, she's fucking boring, right?
07:10Fair enough.
07:11Ruby?
07:13Ruby!
07:13How do you know it's Ruby?
07:15Because she's a beast.
07:17So?
07:18So what?
07:20So when are you gonna join me in this nightmare?
07:22Geez, hey, you wanna get me pregnant too?
07:24I don't think I'm ready.
07:26I think I still have some good hockey left for me.
07:28You're an asshole.
07:29Hey, have you ever talked to that ex of yours?
07:31Was it Jennifer?
07:31Uh, Jessica.
07:32Jessica.
07:33Jessica.
07:33You ever hit that?
07:35Don't say hit that.
07:36Oh, sorry, Virgin Mary.
07:38I'm not.
07:39Here.
07:39Tag, you are it.
07:41Let's go see Uncle Shane.
07:43Oh, yeah.
07:45Look, I'm just saying, man.
07:46If you ever do, you could, like, bring her around.
07:48You know?
07:48You could do couple stuff.
07:49It'd be fun.
07:50I'm not...
07:51I mean, she's...
07:52I don't see her anymore.
07:54I think she's engaged or something.
07:55Fair enough.
07:57So, um...
07:59Jackie is this friend, right?
08:01Paid.
08:01What?
08:02Dude, she's fucking hot.
08:03She teaches, like, mommy yoga or something?
08:06I don't know.
08:06Maybe it's just stretching, but she's seriously fucking hot.
08:08And she's funny.
08:09Swear jar two times.
08:10Oh, fuck.
08:11Three.
08:12Okay, come on, man.
08:14Why not?
08:14Can I just show you her Insta?
08:16Fine.
08:16Yes.
08:17Jackie will be happy.
08:19We both have to make your wife happy now?
08:20Yeah, damn right we do.
08:21If you want her to keep making your gross food
08:23and keeping my house stocked with ginger ale.
08:25Oh, Jesus Christ.
08:26Ruby, you're gonna kill her.
08:31Tell your dad to leave me alone.
08:35Um, excuse me.
08:37Are you Shane Hollander?
08:39Yeah.
08:39Oh, my God.
08:41Can we get a picture with you?
08:43Um, I kind of have my hands full at the moment.
08:46Um, could you hold his baby for him, please, so we can get a picture?
08:53Hold his baby.
08:55I'm sorry, buddy.
08:57Hey, first of all, it's my fucking baby.
08:59Four times.
09:00And second, oh, wait, do I have other kids?
09:02Oh, you were the worst one.
09:05You can't say stuff like that to her.
09:06It's true.
09:07And second, they didn't even fucking recognize me.
09:09Ding, ding, ding.
09:09We've hit five times.
09:11That's what I'm supposed to text Jackie.
09:12Oh, come on.
09:13Nark!
09:14Nark, Nark!
09:35Nark!
09:35Nark!
09:38Nark!
10:01Nark!
10:04Nark!
10:05Nark!
10:07Nark!
10:09Nark!
10:11Nark!
10:15Nark!
10:15Nark!
10:16You're already working for years.
10:18I thought, it was a matter of serious or something like that.
10:25Nothing serious.
10:27Without further.
10:31Okay.
10:32Sasha gives a kiss.
10:44I'm heading out for a bit cool to meet a friend nice I'll be back later I won't wait up
10:55it's not like that it's just a friend so Lily's just a buddy what yeah chill out man I know
11:04you text
11:05some girl named Lily I don't okay go get laid weirdo or don't I don't care actually I hope you
11:13do you
11:13always play better after go fuck yourself oh I plan to probably more than once love a hotel room
11:18gross bye
11:48go ahead take my shoes off no you're drinking
11:59wow this place is great did you get this built or do you know who did
12:06mr. real estate it's not what I meant I just you think we need to talk no after
12:34oh
12:35oh
12:37oh
12:38oh
12:39Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
13:00I should go.
13:06Or you could stay.
13:09Stay.
13:12Yours tonight?
13:15I'm not done with you.
13:18And we have afternoon game tomorrow, so no morning practice.
13:22I told Hayden.
13:24Is it your mother?
13:26No.
13:28No, he's not.
13:29Fuck off.
13:31Who cares what you told Hayden?
13:40Stay.
13:44Okay.
13:47Okay?
13:49Okay.
14:10I'm hungry.
14:12For what?
14:13For food, part of the world.
14:15Hey.
14:30You like tuna melt?
14:33You want to make me tuna melts?
14:35I was going to make one for me.
14:37I can make two.
14:40You head to Florida after this, right?
14:43Yeah, right after the game.
14:44Tampa, then Sunrise.
14:46Then we go to Dallas and St. Louis.
14:47Ah, all the hot spots.
14:52Ginger oil cold enough?
14:54Yeah, it's great.
14:56Good.
14:58Food will be ready soon.
15:02Jesus Christ.
15:04You know this guy, Ryan Price?
15:07Yeah, from playing against him and not wanting to fight him.
15:10You did a season with him, right?
15:13He is not what you would think.
15:15How so?
15:17Like, he's quiet.
15:20Doesn't talk.
15:21Keeps to himself.
15:23Not bad guy.
15:24Doesn't make friends.
15:26Well, he gets traded every season.
15:28Tough to make friends that way.
15:30Probably he wants to get traded again.
15:32Buffalo is terrible.
15:34Yeah, and their team sucks too.
15:39And people say you're not funny.
15:42They do?
15:43Yeah.
15:43They say you're boring too.
15:45Who says that?
15:46Me.
15:49What's your favorite city to play in?
15:51On the road?
15:53I like New York.
15:55Because it is New York.
15:57They fucking hate me there.
15:59They hate you everywhere.
16:00I mean, no.
16:01Not Florida.
16:02It's full of Boston people.
16:05And you?
16:08I like Ottawa.
16:09Because it's my hometown.
16:11Toronto, Winnipeg.
16:12I'm happy they have a team again.
16:16What?
16:17Are those boring answers?
16:18Yes.
16:19Well, I like the hot places too.
16:23Hot like weather hot.
16:24Oh, okay.
16:26LA is hot.
16:28Hot women.
16:30Yeah, sure.
16:31I mean, there are hot women everywhere.
16:36There is a girl I like you really much.
16:38Svetlana.
16:41Oh.
16:43She's old friend from Russia.
16:45Her father was famous goaltender of Soviet team.
16:49She knows everything about hockey.
16:53Cool.
16:55And she likes you very much.
16:58Oh.
16:59That's nice.
17:05So, she's like your girlfriend?
17:07No, no.
17:08Nothing like that.
17:09She's old friend.
17:11Sometimes we fuck, but...
17:14She's busy these days.
17:16You know, new business selling fancy cars.
17:19Sounds perfect for you.
17:22Yes, she's close to that.
17:24Right.
17:27But what?
17:30But it's nothing more than that.
17:32We're either of us.
17:35But it's nice to have regular women like that around.
17:39You think she's the only woman in Boston who'd sleep with you?
17:43I think I will find someone else.
17:45Yes.
17:49But you know me.
17:52I'm easy, so...
17:56I don't know that's out of you at all.
18:03No, stay, stay. I'll get in.
18:17You like them?
18:20Yeah.
18:22Girls.
18:25Oh, yeah, sure.
18:27Of course I do.
18:30I never heard about you at girls.
18:33It's private.
18:36Right, private.
18:37I keep a lot of things private.
18:40Obviously.
18:44I like girls.
18:46Yeah, no shit.
18:48But I also like you.
18:51Lucky me.
18:53Not this person.
18:54Of course.
18:56Of course not, I'm boring.
18:58But you have a good mouth.
19:12You have a good mouth.
19:13Good morning, Dad.
19:15Yes, I got your message.
19:18I answered you, Dad.
19:20Talk about it yesterday.
19:23Dad.
19:25Dad.
19:27Where is Alexei?
19:29My brother, Alexei.
19:32Is he there with you?
19:34Are you alone?
19:37Polina is there?
19:40Polina, she's your wife.
19:42Dad.
19:44Dad.
19:45Okay.
19:46Calm down.
19:51I'll call Alexei.
19:53I'll call him.
19:56Where are you?
19:58I'll call him.
19:59I'll call him.
20:00I'll call him.
20:02I'll call him.
20:02I'll call him.
20:06I'll call him.
20:16You're still hungry?
20:18No.
20:18No, thank you.
20:19That was great.
20:20Good.
20:25How was your father?
20:30How do you speak Russian now?
20:32I know the word for father.
20:51I'll call him.
20:55No, no, no.
21:00I'll call him.
21:02He'll call him.
21:20They're all of us.
23:54I should...
23:57I should go.
24:00I should go.
24:02I shouldn't go.
24:04I shouldn't...
24:05stay. I can't...
24:07team meeting in the morning. I forgot.
24:09So...
24:10Okay.
24:12You forgot team meeting.
24:14Thank you for the tuna melt.
24:16Hmm.
24:19Um...
24:20Uh...
24:22I'm sorry.
24:24Just...
24:25I can't...
24:29Hollander.
24:31I...
24:32Just...
24:33I can't...
24:35I can't...
24:37I can't do this.
24:39Hollander.
24:42I'm sorry.
24:55Are we expecting someone else?
24:56Oh, no. It's just the three of us.
25:00Honey.
25:01Honey, have you decided about Wimbledon?
25:03Rolex really wants you there.
25:05I think they're worried their box is...
25:07too Tennessee, I think.
25:09Does that mean too white?
25:13I thought you liked your deal with Rolex.
25:15I do.
25:16Well, you certainly love the money and they're great seats.
25:18I mean, they're next to a prince.
25:20Or...
25:20No, actually, a Swedish princess.
25:23I don't think I should skip training.
25:25Well, meeting a Swedish princess could be fun, right?
25:28I don't have time for that right now, Mom.
25:30All my time is scheduled.
25:31No, I just meant...
25:32I get like two weeks off a year.
25:33I don't want to spend it next to someone I don't know.
25:35Trying to make conversation about what?
25:37Swedish politics?
25:39Okay.
25:40Can I get anyone a drink?
25:42Well, take this Chablis, please.
25:43Three glasses?
25:45I'll have a ginger ale, please.
25:46Oh, we don't have that.
25:47Sparkling water?
25:49Sure, thank you.
25:51I'm sure you could have a glass of wine if that's what you want.
25:54No, I can't.
25:55Not during the season.
25:59Shane.
26:01Yeah?
26:02Is everything all right?
26:04Why?
26:04Because I don't want wine?
26:06Well, you just seem tense.
26:08I'm fine.
26:11Well, I think a little trip to London next summer...
26:14for Wimbledon.
26:15Just the three of us would be fun.
26:17And I think you should think about it.
26:19You could make a week of it.
26:21Go to a play, see Big Ben.
26:23You loved it when you were a kid.
26:25You guys should go.
26:26You'd have a great time.
26:27You're the tennis fan, Dad.
26:29They're not gonna send us the tickets, honey.
26:31It's you they want.
26:32We're just the parents.
26:34You're the main attraction.
26:35Well, then I'll just lie, tell them I'm coming.
26:38They won't kick you out, and you can just tell them I'm sick or something.
26:41Honey, I don't want you to lie.
26:44That's not who you are.
26:49Sorry, I'm in a weird mood.
26:52It's okay.
26:54Anything you want to talk about?
26:58Let's think about London.
27:00Maybe it could be fun.
27:01I'm just gonna use the washroom.
27:06Swedish princess?
27:08I don't know.
27:20Hey, man.
27:22Hollander, what the fuck are you doing right now?
27:25I was about to, um...
27:26Bullshit.
27:27Get your ass to the Milan, baby.
27:28My buddy, Francois, the chef.
27:30You remember him?
27:31Oh, yeah.
27:32He's having an after-hours thing at his restaurant, and get this.
27:35JJ.
27:36The cast of the X-Squad movie they're filming in town is here.
27:40All of them?
27:41I don't fucking know.
27:43Get down here.
27:44You remember the restaurant, right?
27:45Le Tambou?
27:46I don't know.
27:52Yes, you bitch.
27:56Good to see you.
27:58Okay, guys.
27:59This one never leaves his fucking house.
28:02Tonight is our meet-up.
28:07Uh, do you have any ginger ale?
28:10I mean, I do, but...
28:12Uh, actually, just a beer, please.
28:14Whatever you have on tap.
28:15Shane Hollander, whatever he wants here.
28:25You keep it, then.
28:28It's an honor.
28:35Cool crowd, huh?
28:36Shaney?
28:37Bunch of famous actors are here tonight.
28:39Rose Landry's here, man.
28:41She is?
28:41Yeah.
28:42I might be needing another one of these.
28:44Do you know what's going on?
28:47Slow the Efren?
28:47Yeah, yeah.
28:47This is all right.
28:57Find out, this is all right.
28:57You got to get in for his brother.
29:05She's hard.
29:07She's all right.
29:08She's all right.
29:09Come, go, go!
29:09You got to make a movie.
29:12You got to make a movie.
29:13He's all right.
29:14Come, go!
29:15Are you here to help me finish these fries?
29:20The chef gave them to me, and they're really good.
29:23I'm not going to fit in my costume if I eat them all.
29:28Oh, Jesus Christ, these are so good.
29:33I'm Rose, by the way.
29:34I'm Shane. I'm... wow, I'm a big fan.
29:39Would you be surprised to know that I'm a fan of yours?
29:41Really?
29:43I'm a Michigan girl with three brothers.
29:48I'm a fry, Shane Hollander.
29:50Detroit's not going to go easy on you tomorrow night.
30:05I was eight, and I played this girl
30:08who gets kidnapped and held for ransom.
30:10Oh, wow.
30:10By Bill Paxton.
30:12That is terrible.
30:14He was actually pretty nice to me.
30:16And it was good practice.
30:18Getting kidnapped?
30:20I've been kidnapped in no less than four movies,
30:23including the one I'm doing right now.
30:26Fuck, you...
30:28You didn't hear that.
30:29No, they literally have me murdered
30:31if they find out I told you.
30:33My lips are sealed.
30:37Okay.
30:38Your turn.
30:40Well, I've never been kidnapped.
30:42I mean, there have been threats, but...
30:44No, not what I meant.
30:47Shane Hollander, eight years old.
30:50Paint me a picture.
30:55Well, I'm definitely on the ice somewhere.
31:00The scouting and crazy stuff can start for another couple years,
31:03so I'm probably just having fun.
31:07Did it stop being fun?
31:10No.
31:12Well, I mean, kind of.
31:13I love it, but...
31:15It got more intense,
31:17so I guess I kind of got more intense, too,
31:20if that makes sense.
31:21Yeah, it does.
31:25And I...
31:26I bet that being the only Asian kid
31:28didn't make it less intense.
31:31I wasn't the only one.
31:33There was one other.
31:36He hated me, though.
31:38I have a Western last name,
31:40so it's like the other kids kind of forgot
31:43to make fun of me.
31:44And I bet you're pretty fucking good, too, right?
31:49I was all right.
31:53John tapped out at NCAA.
31:56But he still made it to the Frozen Four in Princeton.
31:59That's amazing.
31:59He's an agent now, naturally.
32:03And Peter's in the AHL.
32:06Undrafted, but hey.
32:07Still not nothing.
32:08Not nothing indeed.
32:12So this isn't your first time in Montreal, though, right?
32:17No.
32:18I was here a few years ago
32:19shooting this horrible FBI movie.
32:22Underdark?
32:23Kidnapped?
32:24Come on.
32:25No.
32:26I fly a lot.
32:27I watch a lot of movies.
32:28No, that would be so bad.
32:29It's not great.
32:30No, it's horrible.
32:31You're really good at it.
32:32I'm so bad at it.
32:33No, you're good.
32:34Well, I'm barely in it.
32:36I was here for a week,
32:37and it was the summer.
32:39Kind of different in the winter, though, right?
32:41Michigan, remember?
32:42Your winter doesn't scare me.
32:53So, um, are you going to be in town a little while this time?
33:05I'm going to be in town a little while this time is going to be in town.
33:13I'm going to be in town a little while this time is going to be in town.
33:38No, I know right. She's like a huge fucking movie star.
33:42How the fuck did you even meet her during the season?
33:44She's shooting a film in Montreal.
33:45How the fuck do you know that?
33:46It says it right there.
33:47The two met at a mutual friend's party according to unnamed sources.
33:51I've never seen Rose this happy.
33:52The source goes on to say,
33:53I'd be fucking happy if I wasn't playing in Rose fucking Landry.
34:17And there's Rose Landry wearing a Shane Hollander jersey.
34:21That's going to upset some Detroit fans.
34:34Ah, seems to be getting a reaction out of the Metro's bench.
34:44No confirmation yet from Rose Landry's camp,
34:46but the star seems quite happy to let tongues wag about her new love
34:50as long as he doesn't spoil anything about the highly anticipated X Squad sequel.
34:55Movie stars and athletes seem to have a hard time resisting each other these days, don't they?
35:00Well, it's hard to blame either one.
35:01They are definitely one hot couple.
35:03They are five.
35:04Hey, I was watching that.
35:08Oh, fuck.
35:13I stopped my talk.
35:16Okay, man.
35:19Still jockeying for the top spot in the Atlantic Division and the Eastern Conference at large,
35:25Shane Hollander and the Montreal Metros will look to put some distance tonight
35:28between themselves and their arch-rivals, the Boston Raiders.
35:32But we'll see what Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
36:03Ilya Rosanoff has to say about that.
36:28Go get him, buddy.
36:29No rusts.
36:32In a listless effort, the visiting Boston Raiders managed four shots on goal in the third period.
36:38If you can call 1-0 a victory, and I guess Montreal will take what they can get tonight,
36:43but where on the ice was Shane Hollander?
36:46Where was Ilya Rosanoff?
36:56Fuck this shit.
36:59I need to get laid.
37:00Let's go out.
37:01Where?
37:02We're in Montreal.
37:03We find a fucking club.
37:07Delby Bowl!
37:08I'm on it.
37:09I'm on it.
37:33Hi, handsome.
37:37Good game tonight, babe?
37:39No, it wasn't.
37:40No, it wasn't.
37:41But you won.
37:43I need a beer.
37:44I bet you do.
37:45Did you watch the game, too?
37:46Yeah, I watched a few clips on Rose's phone, but it was a sweaty look miles don't be terrible
37:51I have no problem watching sweaters
37:55Okay, I want to dance. I don't know I'm beat that is a lie. Hey, I want to dance with
38:02Shane
38:02Miles get a champagne
38:15I'm sorry about babe. Can I have one more, please?
38:51I'm all mixed up feeling cornered and rushed. They say it's my fault, but I wonder so much
38:56When I fly away, by the summer rain coming over my face, wash away all the shame
39:02When I stop and stare, don't worry me cause I'm feeling for her, what she's feeling for me
39:07I can try to pretend, I can try to forget, but it's driving me mad, going out of my head
39:15Running through my head, running through my head, running through my head
39:18Running through my head, running through my head
39:51I
39:51Gotta go to the bathroom
39:53All the things you said, all the things you said
39:56Run into my head, run into my head, run into my head
40:00This is not enough
40:08This is not enough
40:16All the things you said, all the things you said
40:19Run into my head, run into my head, run into my head
40:23All the things you said, all the things you said
40:26Running through my head, running through my head
40:29All the things you said
40:31This is not enough
40:38This is not enough
40:45I'm in serious shit
40:48I feel totally lost
40:50If I'm asking for help
40:51It's only become
40:53Being with you
40:55Has opened my eyes
40:57Could I ever believe
40:59Such a perfect surprise
41:01I keep asking myself
41:03Wondering how
41:05I keep closing my eyes
41:07But I can't lock you out
41:09Wanna fly to new planes
41:11Where it's just you and me
41:12Nobody else
41:14So we can be free
41:16All the things you said, all the things you said
41:20All the things you said
41:20Running through my head, running through my head
41:23Running through my head, running through my head
41:25All the things you said, all the things you said
41:27Running through my head, running through my head
41:29Running through my head, running through my head
41:29Running through my head, running through my head
41:30All the things you said
41:32Running through my head, running through my head
41:32This is not enough
41:37This is not enough
41:40This is not enough
41:44All the things she said...
42:18Oh
42:48If I'm asking for help
42:54It's only
42:55Being with you
42:58Has opened my eyes
43:00Could I ever believe
43:02Such a perfect surprise
43:04I keep asking myself
43:06Wondering how
43:07I keep closing my eyes
43:10But I can't love you out
43:11Wondering how
43:12I'm going to find no place
43:13Where it's just you and me
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