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Heated Rivalry - Episode 2
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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander
00:09and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not gonna tell anyone,
00:22because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are gonna be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name gonna be?
00:29My dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:01You're in our way.
01:01You bonfida, suda.
01:04You couldn't stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:12Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:26Que los forever.
01:30Que los forever.
01:32Que los forever.
01:36Que los forever.
01:56Let's go!
01:58A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she made it
02:11Get lost forever
02:15Get lost forever
02:19Get lost forever
02:20You think I'm pretty
02:26You think I'm pretty
02:27You think I'm pretty
02:29Close it off
02:30Line back out on the ice
02:31For Boston
02:32Come on over the box
02:33I'm having a lot of games
02:35I'm having a lot of games
02:35I'm having a lot of games
02:37I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:38This one is coming
02:39To the eternal
02:40The beautiful
02:41The best of this
02:42I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:44Oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon
02:48I really hope you're gonna get out soon
02:52I know
02:54You're hurt
02:55The light hunched over you
02:59And goin' into the nå
03:00alsu-a-tho-s
03:02I can make it
03:04More than this
03:06I can make it
03:07And I have a פkin
03:07As I'm talking
03:07You have to help them
03:19that live with
03:24I'm going to stop.
03:55Good job.
03:56Just take a fucking hit.
03:58I said I'll see ya.
03:59You want to be ya.
04:00You want to be ya.
04:02Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, ya.
04:06Nice try.
04:08Get out with you.
04:09You're in our way.
04:11Get lost forever.
04:24Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander.
04:50Can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander.
04:57What does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game.
05:03But it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:10Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week, and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what you had to say about that this morning?
05:17No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19Let's go.
05:19Let's go.
05:21Let's go.
05:22Let's go.
05:44Let's go.
05:48Let's go.
05:49Let's go.
06:56Wow, this Montreal girl works you out, brother.
06:59Shut your idiot face, Marley.
07:01You're straight up blushing, Ross.
07:03No.
07:03Never in life have I blushed.
07:05Russians do not do this.
07:21You will murder me.
07:24Maybe.
07:25Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it was okay to sex me before the game?
07:33What the fuck?
07:35You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long?
07:37The whole game.
07:39You're such a fucking ass.
07:41You missed me, didn't you?
07:43I fucking didn't.
07:44And I still beat your ass.
07:46Oh, barely.
07:53Wow, nice place.
07:55Thanks.
07:57I bought it a couple years ago, but then this year I bought another one right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place, but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:09Mr. Businessman.
08:10Shut up.
08:11Mr. Landlord.
08:14You asked.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:29So what do you want me?
08:31In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:39Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:41No.
08:43I hired someone.
08:45A designer.
08:47You think there is enough?
08:49He's such an asshole.
08:52I think maybe you'll like it.
08:55Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:58I had one.
08:59You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:06Come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:22No, you come here.
09:25No, you come here.
09:26No, you come here.
09:26No, you come here.
09:26No, you come here.
09:26No, you come here.
09:26No, you come here.
09:26No, you come here.
09:26No, you come here.
09:27No, you come here.
09:27No, you come here.
09:28No, you come here.
09:29No, you come here.
09:31No, you come here.
09:32No, you come here.
09:33No, you come here.
09:35No, you come here.
09:38No, you come here.
09:45Wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
10:16Please don't go.
10:24Please don't go.
10:29Oh, my God.
10:37He's okay.
10:55Holy shit, Rosely.
10:59Thank you, okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14It's you.
11:16It's you.
11:24It's you.
11:26It's you.
11:28He's okay.
11:30He's okay.
11:30He's alright.
11:42He's okay.
11:45Oh.
11:52Are you...
11:54Oh, God.
11:56I'm going to...
12:21Now the bed's all dirty.
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I will show it now, okay?
12:57You killed me, Linder. I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:07We're to wait.
13:14It's you.
13:18It's you.
13:22It's you.
13:23It's you.
13:24It's you.
13:26It's you.
13:33So, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:10You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself or else not.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:26Hmm.
14:37Bye.
14:45Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games,
14:52and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing and too promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:00A hard pill to swallow on all mice,
15:03and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff,
15:06chosen as his country's captain.
15:27The cat on the car under me.
15:35All in there. What's up, motherfucker?
15:38Boys.
15:39Hey.
15:39Holy fuck. Can you believe Russia?
15:40Be nice, Fanny.
15:41Be nice. They fucking lost Latvia.
15:43Did you see that game?
15:44Yeah. It was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:47Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:49Uh, I don't know.
15:50Nothing to me.
15:51That's for sure.
15:52I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:54Uh-uh.
15:55See what I say this year, baby? We're fucking coming for you.
15:57Okay. Trust me.
15:58You look great in Soervani. Don't even stress.
15:59Oh, good one.
16:00Yeah.
16:03Does your room have that smell?
16:05Yes. Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:10Yeah.
16:11Probably right.
16:11The good news is we're not going to be here alone.
16:13All right, so tonight we can do the men's short-form figure skating.
16:15My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:18Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:20I'd love to show up for him.
16:21Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:28Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:31I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:35Hey, here's me.
16:37Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:40Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:15Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:40Hey.
17:45I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:49I saw you up here.
17:50I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:53Go sit down.
17:57We...
17:58We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Hollander.
18:08Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:16No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:21Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:26Good.
18:36You have to get a friend.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:41The minister still wants to meet you today.
18:44No matter what you are,
18:45no matter what you are.
18:48It's a respect to me.
18:49You have to be a respect to me.
18:51After yesterday, you won't win...
18:57...Latwia.
18:59...Latwia.
19:00And he's still playing.
19:02How did you do that?
19:04Is it not sad to you?
19:05It's not sad to you.
19:07Well, not so.
19:08They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:11It's not a game, it's a game.
19:13It's a real shame.
19:15It's not to justify the hopes you showed in childhood.
19:19Now I play better than when I was.
19:22Our guard was damaged.
19:24The commander was not playing.
19:25Playing?
19:26What is this American absurd?
19:28What is playing?
19:30You, captain, you make them playing.
19:33You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:41Who did you get to?
19:45Your mother?
19:47She can't do this.
19:52No, dad.
19:55Mom died.
19:59My mother died.
20:01You remember her?
20:02Mom died.
20:05You remember her?
20:07Where's the police?
20:09Where's the police?
20:10Where's the police?
20:11Of course.
20:12Of course.
20:16We need to go to the night of the night.
20:23To meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:29Ready?
20:30Let's go.
20:33Of course, I always have the same way.
20:35Everything is always on the military.
20:37But what do you do with him?
20:39No, he was not in the form.
20:41But Kochev, Kochev, Tum, is still staying.
20:44He needs to rest.
20:45He has a great job to do all the America.
20:47He needs to work well.
20:50He's good, good.
20:51You're too good for us.
20:52You're too good for us.
20:53You're too good for us.
20:54But it's a problem with the leader.
20:56It's always a problem.
20:57Leader-stwa!
20:58You're too good for us.
21:04I'm too many talking.
21:07You're my angel.
21:08You're too many talking.
21:10Especially when it's about hockey.
21:13Only when we're winning, Dad.
21:15I'm going to buy a bar.
21:17He needs to be another one.
21:21Look how she's got him.
21:24From the same time.
21:26I'm an angel.
21:28It would be good if I remember this.
21:30I want to drink.
21:32I'll have something interesting.
21:51I want to drink.
21:57It's always tough when I receive.
21:58It's always tough when I see you.
22:04I think he's fine.
22:06You're mine.
22:06I can't be bothered.
22:07but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who have been a son of a coach for hockey,
22:13you have to avoid this.
22:16I sometimes blame myself.
22:19When I understand what it is, I blame myself.
22:22In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't?
22:26Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:28Your father is a fool, who will punish you in any case.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:35And I don't care about these crazy games when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:41Is it true?
22:42Yes, it is true.
22:43Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:45New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think that in this year you will win Montreal.
22:52In this year?
22:53Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think that Mitko is traumatized.
22:59Where do you know everything?
23:01On the extra sense.
23:03You don't have to drop a baton.
23:05You don't have to leave your team here.
23:07You feelppenhard.
23:11In the middle of the crowd you just saw something.
23:12You go to Vostok.
23:13It's in the stands.
23:13And then you'll win.
23:14You'll win whoever you want in the West.
23:17In Chicago.
23:19In Chicago.
23:21In the final, you'll be in San Francisco.
23:24They are good but too young.
23:27So you will win the Coupe of Senna a year earlier than I was talking about with her.
23:35No, thank you. I'm going to sleep.
23:37Tomorrow you should look perfect.
23:40You should look perfect.
23:42You should look perfect.
23:44But you need to agree with us.
23:47We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:56Well, what?
23:59How are you in Paris, Sasha?
24:02Oh, it's cool.
24:05I just love this place.
24:09Clubs? It's my head.
24:13Guys. It's just nice.
24:17And boys?
24:19Well, you've seen French boys.
24:24Yes, Elia?
24:30Yes, Elia?
24:31Yes, Elia?
24:34I'm nothing.
24:37You don't know how to do it.
24:40You don't joke.
24:43You don't flirt at the answer.
24:49I'm not not meant to be here.
24:57You're in Paris.
25:07You're in Paris.
25:09I'm not sure.
25:10Seriously?
25:12The danger was before it was caused by you.
25:16If you remember, don't change me.
25:21We are children, Sash.
25:25Yes.
25:27That's right.
25:32Stop it.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere.
25:37What is it?
25:39No.
25:49Okay.
25:51I'll find a party.
25:54Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:04Okay, go.
26:06I was happy to see you.
26:22Okay.
26:24Captain's here.
26:26Yeah!
26:26Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:27Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:28Yeah!
26:29What am I supposed to do?
26:31I don't know.
26:31My mom told me to get by.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:38Okay.
26:38Playoffs are over.
26:39You cannot keep the beer.
26:40That's not a rule.
26:41You just make that up.
26:42Hollander, is that a rule?
26:43Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no.
26:47Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it, James.
26:54Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six, and the cup is somewhere inside.
26:59As we speak, you know that Ilya Rosanoff wants this bad.
27:02Rosanoff and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:10He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:15Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:27That was yesterday.
27:28That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:34I need to win.
27:38Here.
27:39At home.
27:40Tonight.
27:42As much fun as it would have been to go to California and humiliate them there,
27:46but I want to hear our fans.
27:48I want to hear them scream.
27:51I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:56I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
27:59I've seen every one of you do it.
28:01So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:06Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:14Fucking fuck San Francisco!
28:27I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You hate Rosenhoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But, he's very good at hockey.
28:39The best probably.
28:40Eh, nah.
28:41You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:43Yeah.
28:44Okay?
28:44Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:48Well, that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:53What a comeback story this year from Julia Rosenhoff.
28:56Ah!
28:56The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:59Leading his team in block shots.
29:01In shots against.
29:02And obviously, it comes all-hander.
29:06Yeah.
29:07The ice we're traveling.
29:09You won't stopilar.
29:12Bo, Bo, Bo...
29:14All the tails.
29:36Well, nice watch.
29:38Can I give this to you for free or what?
29:39Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:40Five seconds.
29:41Yeah, 25 seconds.
29:42What are we even doing?
29:45And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award...
29:48I was busy.
29:49Was who?
29:50Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hawke.
29:59But the most important thing...
30:01Is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award,
30:08can I get a selfie with you?
30:10What?
30:11Come on.
30:12When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:23Great.
30:24Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:26No chance.
30:29And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsmanlike player
30:32goes to...
31:15Well...
31:17What?
31:18What the fuck do you want, Rosenhoff?
31:21You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:25You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us
31:28and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:31So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:36Well?
31:40I want you to suck my dick.
31:42Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:44You suck my dick.
31:59Maybe as nicely.
32:06Huh?
32:08Please.
32:13If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:18you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:23Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:32Please.
32:43No.
32:47What?
32:49No.
32:52I will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party
32:58after.
33:00And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room, and I will maybe, maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:14When did your English get so good?
33:18I, uh, I read the New Yorker now.
33:21Really?
33:23No.
33:23The New Yorker is boring.
33:25Mm-hmm.
33:27My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:31So being boring is, is genetic.
33:34Wow.
33:35Genetic.
33:41Let's make a deal.
33:43If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:51And if you win?
34:10Good luck tonight.
34:12Good luck tonight.
34:25Good luck tonight.
34:26I love you.
34:26You have a great deal with the lights.
34:27Go for it, man.
34:31Go for it.
34:31You go for it, man.
34:33I'll show the fire.
34:37Hey, told you this, man.
34:37What's going on?
34:43It's legit.
34:43I haven't done a trip.
34:45Oh, my God.
34:47Maybe.
34:50What's going on?
34:51Go for it.
34:51Let's get on.
34:52This guy's good.
34:53There is a good guy.
34:53You're gonna get on?
34:54It's okay.
34:57Congratulations.
35:00Now take off your clothes.
35:03You're such an asshole.
35:49What?
35:52Just a lot of windows.
36:14Good.
36:16Now get on the bed.
36:25This is a good hotel.
36:27Very nice vodka.
36:29It's hard to find in America.
36:31Okay.
36:35Touch yourself.
36:36What?
36:37Show off for me. I want to watch you.
36:39You what?
36:40It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:43I've never...
36:45No shit.
36:46Fuck you.
36:48Give me some vodka at least.
36:49No, no, no.
36:50Vodka is for after. It's your reward.
36:59I want to watch.
37:14I don't know.
37:20I'll be right around there.
37:28Do you want to know how it feels?
37:31How it feels?
37:33Holding the cup.
37:35You fucking asshole.
37:37I can barely describe it.
37:39Oh my God, Hollander.
37:53Fuck.
38:03Are you going to fuck me?
38:05We will see.
38:10I need...
38:12What?
38:13You know.
38:15Tell me.
38:18You?
38:24I need you.
39:04I need you.
39:25I need you.
39:26So Russia this year was something else.
39:33It's intense there.
39:40So are you heading back soon?
39:43Back.
39:44To Russia for the summer?
39:48Oh yes.
39:56What do you mean, why?
39:58What do you mean, why?
40:01Do you have to?
40:04There is no have to.
40:06It's...
40:06It's home.
40:08It's home.
40:09Yeah.
40:10But...
40:10I don't know.
40:12Is it safe?
40:14What do you mean safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:20Do you even like it there?
40:28What difference does it make?
40:31A pretty big one, I think.
40:37A pretty big one, I think.
40:39I need to sleep.
40:42Oh.
40:44Yeah.
40:45Me too, I should.
40:55So, uh, I'm off.
40:59Goodbye, Hollander.
41:35I don't know.
42:16I don't know.
42:27I don't know.
43:03I don't know.
43:35I don't know.
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