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00:00Day 7, the Senuous Tone to 10K Challenge.
00:04It's like couch to 5K, but I've even run that far off anyway.
00:09And I've just smashed every K.
00:22So, day 7, the Senuous Tone to 10K Challenge.
00:28And I've just smashed 7K.
00:30So, you'll have to excuse my appearance.
00:33What a mess.
00:35Now, I was expecting at this stage of my...
00:39I think there's a way around this, but we'll just have to see if Malcolm can do this life very
00:43slowly.
00:43Hi.
00:44Hang on.
00:45Hello.
00:45Sorry, you're actually in my shot there.
00:47I'll call you back.
00:48I'm in your what?
00:49I'm filming here, so...
00:50Oh, right.
00:51Can I be in it?
00:52Well, you are in it.
00:53That's the issue, so if you wouldn't mind just backing up a bit, that would be really helpful.
00:59Sorry, you want me to move my car because you're taking a selfie?
01:01It's not.
01:02It's actually content for actual content.
01:05Right.
01:05That's not a sentence.
01:07And it's a free country, so I'm just going to...
01:09It's just this particular bit of free country is already in use.
01:13And there's an even free a bit about 10 yards that way, so...
01:16I was here first, so...
01:17No, I've just run 7K to get to this exact...
01:21No, you haven't.
01:22You haven't.
01:22You started there, didn't you?
01:24Where your fake sweat is, I think.
01:26That is...
01:26Hey.
01:27You all right?
01:27Yeah, just dropping off.
01:29Of course, you two don't...
01:31Abs, this is Amanda, my upstairs neighbour.
01:34Amanda Abs, my...
01:35Ned's mum.
01:37JJ's wife.
01:37Yeah, boots.
01:39Oh, and he left his shin pads at school.
01:41Right.
01:43Well, that puts a face to the name.
01:45For us both.
01:47Mm-hmm.
01:48You know what?
01:49Don't worry about the car.
01:50Just leave it there.
01:51I absolutely will, yeah.
01:53Do, please.
01:54Have a great day, yeah?
01:55Yeah.
01:56You have a great day, yeah?
01:57Thanks, you too.
01:59Will do.
02:00Hey, be lucky.
02:01I will.
02:02You take care.
02:03Thanks, take care.
02:05Take care.
02:05Take care.
02:06Take care.
02:10Wow.
02:14And I'm looking for a £1 million investment in return for a 5% stake in my company.
02:21Right, that's not really how this...
02:23I am prepared to go to 6%.
02:25Shall we start over?
02:26Yeah.
02:27OK.
02:28OK, so what's the money for?
02:30To buy a bigger house.
02:32Right.
02:32Then it's a mortgage you're after.
02:33I mean, I'm a business manager, so I'll have to refer you...
02:36No, no, it is for my business.
02:37So Senuous operates in the aspirational end of the lifestyle content space, so it's vital
02:42that I, as CEO, look like someone who lives in a large house.
02:47So you'd like a business loan to buy the sort of house you want people to think you own.
02:53That's so well put, yeah.
02:55Yeah, no, that's not something we can help with.
02:57So you're saying you're out?
02:59Um, I mean, what we could potentially do is give you a personal loan.
03:05Based on your salary from kitchen and bathroom kitchens?
03:09Right, so centred more on my collab.
03:12And how much would that be?
03:15We could do £3,000.
03:18Can I take a moment?
03:20Sure.
03:31OK, Aidan.
03:34We'd like to accept your offer.
03:37Oh.
03:39Congratulations.
03:49Oi, come on, rest.
03:51That was clearly a foul.
03:53Guys, get up!
03:55Right, Mum?
03:55100%, that could have been a goal.
03:58In fact, I'm going to call that a goal.
03:59Exactly.
04:001-0.
04:01Huh?
04:01Go, Darius!
04:03Not again.
04:04Bloody car alarm.
04:06It keeps doing this.
04:07Right, I'm going to call Della.
04:08Hey, how's she getting on?
04:09All right, I think.
04:11I mean, if you've got to take a corporate gig,
04:12there's worse than cruising around Hawaii for three months.
04:14And it's keeping our heads above water, so...
04:17Not if the ship sinks.
04:18Sorry.
04:19No.
04:20Hello?
04:21Morning, Dells!
04:22It's evening here, actually, right in the middle of service.
04:24Where's my lamb?
04:25Coming, chef.
04:26Right, it's just that the car alarm keeps me wheeling out.
04:29Hey, sorry we're late.
04:31Big day at Senuous.
04:34It's really blowing up.
04:35Oh, God, I'm so sorry.
04:37No, that's a good thing, Anne.
04:39Look at Darius and Georgie.
04:40Yeah.
04:41Oh, I'm so glad they patched themselves up.
04:42I feel like the club's on a little power couple, like a Brangelina or something.
04:47Georgius.
04:48Darioji?
04:49No, sorry.
04:50That sounds...
04:51So, yeah, Senuous has attracted some major Chinese investors.
04:56Hmm.
04:57Banking corporation based out of Hong Kong, Shanghai.
04:59You mean HSBC?
05:01I don't think people call it that.
05:02Anyway, I'm going to invest in a laptop and some proper studio lights.
05:07Yeah.
05:08Illuminate to accumulate, as they say.
05:10Hmm.
05:11Good news, Anne.
05:12Della's up for Wednesday.
05:13Great.
05:13What's this?
05:14Oh, I'm helping the PTA with Careers Week.
05:17Ah.
05:17Yeah, Della's going to talk to Year 11 about being a chef, live from her ship.
05:21Oh, like Tim Peake.
05:24Oh, unless there's something that you would like to...
05:27No, no, no, no, no.
05:29Keep here with powder dry for Ted, thank you.
05:32Ted who?
05:32Ted Talks.
05:34Yeah, I pitched a TEDxSOHA, so...
05:38Watch this space.
05:39Yeah, it makes sense.
05:41I mean, it'd probably be a bit dull anyway.
05:42It's just parents gabbing on about gardening and accountancy
05:45and then me trying to make curing malaria not sound like a total snooze fest.
05:50Awful.
05:51I want to make chemistry sexy again.
05:53Hashtag chemsex.
05:54You should really Google chemsex before you start writing anything, Anne.
05:58OK.
06:01All right, come on, kids.
06:02All right, guys.
06:06Hey, neighbour.
06:07Hey.
06:08That was nice earlier.
06:09Meeting abs.
06:11Finally.
06:12Oh, Jesus.
06:14Yeah.
06:14Such a strong character.
06:16Really candid.
06:19Confident.
06:21Quite forthright.
06:22Ha-ha.
06:23Ha-ha.
06:24What?
06:25It's fine, Amanda.
06:26I think the feeling was mutual.
06:28Oh.
06:30Well, what did she say about me?
06:33Nothing, really.
06:34Oh, she clearly said something.
06:36I wouldn't worry about it.
06:37Oh, come on, Mal.
06:37I'm a big girl.
06:38I can shake it.
06:39No, it's not a big deal, you know.
06:39She said something.
06:40I liked it, Mal.
06:41She thought you were shallow.
06:44She thought you were shallow.
06:54God's sake.
06:54Where is this bloody football boot?
06:56Someone might have nicked it, you know.
06:58What, one boot?
06:59Well, you do get perverts.
07:01Hey, girlies.
07:03So.
07:04Hi.
07:05Finally met the famous abs.
07:07Oh.
07:08She seems so great.
07:10So much fun.
07:11Yeah.
07:12Yes.
07:13No, she's good people.
07:14Yeah.
07:15She's quite full on, though, don't you think?
07:17Oh, she doesn't suffer falls gladly.
07:19Oh, right.
07:20Yeah.
07:20She's only just been let back onto the sidelines?
07:22No.
07:22She called her last ref an effing seat.
07:24Right.
07:25Yeah.
07:25That's what I think I meant, like, judgmental.
07:27That's what I meant.
07:27Yeah, but he was an effing seat.
07:28Right.
07:29Just nobody else had the balls to say.
07:30Yeah, she says it like it is.
07:32That's what I like about her.
07:33Oh, same.
07:34Yeah.
07:35Yeah.
07:35Same.
07:36Yeah.
07:40Oh, almost forgot.
07:41I had the craziest thing the other day.
07:43I thought Anne would be a laugh at this.
07:44I laughed, actually.
07:45It's not funny, ha-ha.
07:47It's more funny, not peculiar, funny, ridiculous, you know, because...
07:54It's all right.
07:55Okay.
07:57You guys don't think I'm shallow, do you?
08:03No.
08:03No.
08:05No, and that is...
08:06I know.
08:07That is really funny.
08:09I know.
08:09Total opposite.
08:10It's crazy.
08:11Yeah, I know.
08:12So, absolutely, no, 100% not at all.
08:15Yeah.
08:15No, I told you.
08:16It was...
08:16All right.
08:16Yeah.
08:17Thanks, Anne.
08:18Yeah.
08:19Yeah.
08:22Why would you say that?
08:23She is so shallow.
08:25I'm not going to say that to her, am I?
08:27You can't just confront someone like Amanda with reality,
08:29because, like, you know, anything could happen.
08:31Oh!
08:32Call off the pervert, Serge!
08:33Found the shoe!
08:37Hey, thank you, Sophia.
08:39Mal, how bad would it be if I dropped out of doing my accountancy talk for careers week?
08:46Why would you do that?
08:47School wasn't a great time for me.
08:49I was a bit bullied by the cool, confident kids.
08:53No offence.
08:54It's literally non-taken.
08:55This idea of, um, getting up in front of the entire class is...
08:59It's the whole year group, mate.
09:02Oh, God.
09:03Listen, my talk's Monday morning.
09:05Why don't you come along to that, watch?
09:07You'll see there's nothing to worry about.
09:09Thanks, Mal.
09:10That's a great idea.
09:10Yes.
09:10Yes, nothing.
09:12Yeah.
09:14Yeah.
09:14Jay, it's going to be all right, man.
09:17You're one of the cool kids now.
09:26Darling, we're running low on gin again.
09:29Mm-hmm.
09:30You know, I think this cheap stuff can evaporate.
09:32Yeah, that's what it is.
09:35Oh, look.
09:36Mummy, it's for my Hong Kong-Shanghai investment.
09:40Mm-hmm.
09:41God, it's actually a bargain for 3K.
09:42Well, hopefully it'll improve your contents.
09:45Content.
09:46Oh, this place is booby-trapped.
09:48Manus, you almost killed Gangang.
09:50What?
09:51Sorry, Mummy, it's a birthday present from Johnny.
09:54Birthday?
09:55Yes.
09:56He was 14 on Friday.
09:57You said you got him a present.
09:59Yes, I have.
10:00It's in my bag.
10:01Honestly, Manus, you can't just leave your stuff all lying around.
10:03You'll have to live here.
10:06Okay, this must be the spotlight.
10:10Mummy, do you think I'm shallow?
10:12No.
10:12Of course not.
10:13No, darling, you've come from a long line of very caring, considerate and thoughtful women.
10:19Thanks, Mummy.
10:20Manus.
10:22Manus.
10:23Huh?
10:24A little something from the bank of Gangang.
10:27Happy birthday, darling.
10:28Wow.
10:29Thank you so much, Gangang.
10:31Mm-hmm.
10:32Don't spend it all on vapes.
10:33How do you even cash this?
10:39So I get to work out in nature and be my own boss.
10:42And if I want to save for a big holiday or something, I can just take on some new clients
10:47and cut back a few more privets.
10:49Which also means I can genuinely tell people that I manage a hedge fund.
10:56Great stuff there from Ned's dad.
10:59Any questions?
11:01Yes.
11:02How much money do you make?
11:03We don't ask that.
11:04As I said.
11:06Yes, mate.
11:06Yeah.
11:07Did you know your flights were undone?
11:11Zip!
11:14Yeah, all right.
11:15Any questions more related to wood?
11:19Trees, trees.
11:21OK, yes.
11:23Zip and down.
11:32Hey, I missed a call from you.
11:34What's up?
11:34Yeah, is there a way to have the heating on, but not as hot?
11:39Yeah, I just changed the thermostat.
11:42Oh, what?
11:43Do you know what?
11:43I'll change it on the app, OK?
11:44I'll do it.
11:45OK.
11:45Love you.
11:45Bye-bye.
11:46Bye.
11:46Love you.
11:48Hey.
11:49Hi.
11:49Hi.
11:50Hi.
11:51Hi, guys.
11:52Wow.
11:52You look very fresh.
11:55I'm not wearing makeup.
11:57Some days I don't.
11:58I just want to be my authentic self, you know?
12:00Full focus towards beneath the surface.
12:03It's not what's on it.
12:05Are you sure you're not wearing any makeup?
12:06I'm not.
12:07I can see it's...
12:08It's nude makeup, Anne, which means nothing on.
12:10So just because you can see it doesn't mean it's there, because it's not.
12:12Yeah, I'd rather you than me, babe, honestly.
12:14Without a litre of mascara, my eyes look like gerbil's bum holes.
12:16Oh, saying.
12:18Well, not exactly.
12:20It's a personal choice, I suppose, which I'm all about.
12:24Free will.
12:26I'm actually reading 1984 at the moment.
12:28Again, George Orwell.
12:30I just love the social satire, as seen in his allegorical novella Animal Farm, which I've
12:35also read.
12:36Well, if you like those, Amanda, I recommend Handmaid's Tale.
12:40Oh, OK.
12:40Yeah, sure.
12:41I'll check that out.
12:42Yeah.
12:42Love anything handmade.
12:47Oh, that's work, actually.
12:48Sorry, but Anne, I'll see you on Thursday.
12:50Yeah.
12:51Yeah.
12:51Hello.
12:51Hi.
12:52Thursday, what's Thursday?
12:53Oh, careers talk.
12:55Yeah, me and Abs are doing a double bill.
12:56Oh, yeah?
12:57What's she do?
12:57What's her job?
12:59Oh, so many parents.
13:00Yeah, what's she do?
13:00I think she works for a bank.
13:02She's a banker.
13:04Wow.
13:06She's a banker.
13:07She has the audacity to call me shallow.
13:11Those people literally caused, it was either COVID or Brexit.
13:16Anne, we need to swap career talks.
13:19You're not doing a career talk.
13:20Don't split hairs, Anne.
13:20You asked me to do one, and I'm accepting.
13:22OK, well, I think nobody has coverage retail, so you could talk about kitchens.
13:26No, Anne, I'm going to talk about Senuous.
13:28I think the children would benefit most hearing about my career as an influencer.
13:33Don't you?
13:34Yes, absolutely.
13:35100%.
13:35Yes.
13:36Right, great, OK.
13:38Put me down for Thursday, then.
13:39OK.
13:40With Abs.
13:41Right.
13:42I'd better get going.
13:43I've got a whole generation of online creators to inspire.
13:47Yeah.
13:48Yeah.
13:49Yeah.
13:50See you later.
13:52Did it again?
13:53What?
13:54She's not an influencer.
13:56No one follows her.
13:57You're just massaging her ego.
13:59OK, yes, I humour her a bit, but what else was I supposed to say?
14:03That she should talk about her actual job, selling sinks and toilets.
14:07Oh, I couldn't be that honest, Anne.
14:09Look, Anne, people can take constructive criticism, you know.
14:12It can actually help them to, like, learn and grow in that.
14:15Really, really.
14:20Oh!
14:21No!
14:22Come on, Brett!
14:24Come on!
14:25Do it.
14:28I actually, I don't think that was a foul.
14:30Mm-hmm.
14:30What?
14:31Maybe if you just stopped diving and acting the goat, and you spent more time sending the
14:37ball into the net, then you'd be a bit less shite.
14:41You know, this honesty thing's not for me, Fee.
14:45It's great to give these things a try and everything, but, you know, God, no.
14:55Yay!
14:57Yay!
14:57Go, Darius!
14:58You see?
15:00It works.
15:01OK.
15:01Yay!
15:06Oi!
15:06There's Dad.
15:07Where you been at, man?
15:09You got your cock cut again?
15:10Oh, come on.
15:11I just forgot to do my flies up.
15:14Keep it in your pants, yeah?
15:15The kid's going to be so mean.
15:17When did they grow out of that?
15:19Shorts are too tight, Molly.
15:21You can see your back wheels there.
15:23See you tomorrow for a career's day, JJ.
15:33Hello.
15:35Oh, piece of advice.
15:37You should consider a fringe.
15:42Hey, I've been looking for a fridge.
15:46Oh, I have no idea where your charger is because I'm 7,000 miles away.
15:52Sorry, I was only asking.
15:53Look, I have to go.
15:54Look, sorry, she's like, I'm parenting so, like, hi, Faye.
15:57Hi.
15:57I've been meaning to thank you.
15:58Yeah.
15:59This whole say-what-you-think business, it's been really liberating.
16:02Oh, that's great, Anne, good for you.
16:04Yeah, I mean, why hold your tongue when you could help somebody realise,
16:08oh, I don't know, you're overly reliant on your absent wife
16:12and it makes you seem weak and immature.
16:15I mean, she has got a point.
16:17In.
16:19You're welcome.
16:24So, what can I tell you, working in a professional kitchen?
16:29Well, I suppose the thing I'm asked most often is how...
16:33I've cooked so many things for so many people at the same time.
16:36Are you going to get a bono, like Ned's other dad?
16:38No.
16:39And he didn't get a...
16:47Well, so much for 5G.
16:49Oh, sorry, no disrespect to Aaron's dad, who we now know installs 5G.
16:56Okay, so with that, Mr Sarfuna, you're up next.
17:00So, a nice big round of applause for Ned's other dad.
17:05APPLAUSE
17:13Yeah.
17:17So, there are a few people out there that think accountancy is a bit boring.
17:31Amanda, I seem to be doing this all myself.
17:33Daniel, this is important.
17:35I need to get to grips with my kit, which I'm not charging you for,
17:38despite it costing 3 grand.
17:40There's a generation of children whose future might hinge on this presentation.
17:44About bathrooms?
17:46Yeah.
17:47Oh, could I borrow your Britney mic they use for the trade shows?
17:49Well, I suppose so, since you're technically promoting the company.
17:52Yeah.
17:53Actually, should I come along to the school in case there's any questions you can't answer?
17:57Ah, I don't think you can unless you've been DBS checked.
18:00Oh, have you been DBS checked?
18:02Women can't be paedophiles, Daniel.
18:05Mummy!
18:06Hello, darling.
18:07What are you doing here?
18:08I'm afraid there's something up with the oven you sold me.
18:11Oh, Daniel, would you...
18:12Now, I turned it on this morning,
18:13and there was all this noxious black goo at the bottom.
18:16I took a photograph of it.
18:17And that wasn't there last time you used it?
18:19Well, this is its inaugural outing.
18:20You've had it seven months.
18:22Yes, well, I cook in frequently.
18:24Can I just check?
18:25You had removed the polystyrene packing.
18:29OK.
18:30I think we have a special cleaner for later.
18:32One second.
18:33Thanks, Daniel.
18:35Oh, Mummy, while I have you,
18:36I'm doing a careers talk about Senuous
18:39at the school if you want to come along.
18:42Oh, darling, I can't.
18:43I'm actually busy that day.
18:45I didn't tell you the day.
18:47What day is it?
18:48Thursday.
18:48Yeah, I'm busy that day.
18:50Well, as long as you find time for the important things.
18:54I tell you what,
18:56why don't I buy you a nice dress for it?
18:58Mummy opening your checkbook
18:59can't be your answer to everything.
19:01If you don't want to support me,
19:03that's your prerogative,
19:04but you don't get to buy off your guilt
19:06by throwing your money around.
19:09That'll be $4.70 with the VAT.
19:10You know what?
19:11I don't think my money's welcome here.
19:18So, when you're all billionaires,
19:20remember who it was first told you?
19:22If you want to be a legend...
19:23Swap with a legend!
19:27CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
19:28Well, that's it from me.
19:30But if you have any questions,
19:32don't.
19:34No way.
19:37LAUGHTER
19:37LAUGHTER
19:38Oh, my God.
19:41Stop, man.
19:43Stop.
19:43That's all right, all right, thank you.
19:47Any chance I've stirred that out?
19:49You're fine.
19:50Year 11, not age 11.
19:56It's 29am, and in a few moments,
19:58I'll be handing you over to Tom Walsh
19:59for the news and weather.
20:01Before that, I've just got a quick update
20:03on that person that was stuck on the...
20:08Oh, my God.
20:19Why light lights go out?
20:25OK, everyone, quick as you can.
20:29Take your seats now, guys.
20:32Please, please don't do this.
20:34I'll do anything.
20:35Georgie, relax.
20:37I'm about to make you very popular.
20:40You'll be like a nepo baby.
20:41OK, hello, everyone.
20:43Now, first up, we have Ms Hughes,
20:45who is Georgie's mum,
20:46and she is here to tell us all about her job.
20:49Well, it's more of a hobby, to be honest.
20:51And enjoy.
21:00What is Senuous?
21:04It's a good question,
21:06but should we not begin by asking,
21:11what is it not?
21:14And to answer that question,
21:16please welcome the founder, COO,
21:19and CEO of Senuous, Amanda Hughes.
21:26Thank you, everyone.
21:30Now, you've probably seen my content
21:33and assumed it's another shallow lifestyle brand
21:37that's purely about aesthetic perfection.
21:40But look closer.
21:42Is nature shallow?
21:45Is time shallow?
21:50Is space shallow?
21:53Actually, space can be shallow.
21:55That was a rhetorical question,
21:56but I suppose what I am asking is,
21:59can something beautiful also be important?
22:03And my feeling is,
22:04yes, it can.
22:07So, what's my origin story?
22:23Above all, we're about connecting with people
22:27on a human level.
22:28But instead of a paintbrush or a violin,
22:31I have a phone.
22:33I use social media to touch people.
22:35I certainly touch myself when I'm creating it.
22:39And I believe, if I'm touching myself,
22:42I'm probably touching other people too.
22:46Well, okay, Amanda, everyone.
22:49Thank you so much.
22:50Okay.
22:52Now, sadly, we're slightly behind time
22:55because she was talking so much.
22:56So we have to skip all the questions.
22:58Okay.
22:58And I'd like to welcome to the stage,
23:00Mrs. Sarfouni.
23:01Hey.
23:03Hello.
23:04Ned's mum.
23:08Good luck.
23:11Okay.
23:12Wow.
23:12Talk about a tough act to follow.
23:14Yeah, so much there, wasn't there,
23:16to sort of unpack.
23:20My name is Abs.
23:21I work for a food bank.
23:24Now, I'm afraid, guys,
23:25there's not a lot of glamour in the charity sector,
23:27as my nails will tell you.
23:29But through our network of amazing volunteers,
23:33we actually feed over 1,000 households per week,
23:36which is...
23:36Sorry.
23:37Yes.
23:38I just realised I forgot to mention our charity work,
23:41that whole side of Senuous that's very important to us.
23:46Me.
23:46Now, it's really good to know.
23:48So sorry.
23:49I just realised I hadn't.
23:52Okay.
23:53Please continue.
23:55Yes, so, as I was saying,
23:58if any of you are looking to get involved
24:00in the charity sector,
24:01then volunteering is such a good way to get on.
24:03Yeah, I volunteer a lot myself.
24:05That's great.
24:06100%.
24:06Good chunk of my week is volunteering,
24:09because Senuous is a not-for-profit organisation.
24:12We've literally never made a profit.
24:15Cool.
24:15We also run the Senuous Foundation,
24:18formerly the Senuous Van Der Vel Foundation,
24:20that gives to many local causes.
24:22Most recently, cocktails for a local football team, so...
24:27Yeah, well, if you actually fund projects,
24:29you know, we should probably talk.
24:31Oh, happy to fund.
24:32Very happy.
24:33Okay.
24:33I like to say, we put the fun in funding.
24:38In fact, we recently secured a multi-thousand-pound investment
24:42from a major corporation in Hong Kong, Shanghai.
24:45Wow.
24:46Wow, that's really impressive.
24:48Yeah, thank you.
24:48I had no idea about that.
24:49Well, there's more to me than meets the eye.
24:52And quite a lot meets the eye, so...
24:55Yeah, absolutely.
24:58Great, thanks.
25:00So how much shall I put you down for, Amanda?
25:03What?
25:04As you're so passionate about funding local causes and...
25:09Yes, I am.
25:11I am, yes.
25:14Well, gosh, I would be absolutely delighted to donate a hundred...
25:22thousand...
25:22A hundred thousand?
25:24No.
25:24No.
25:25A thousand would seem...
25:31like...
25:32too little to me, I think.
25:35So that's why I would like to donate...
25:38Okay.
25:39To...
25:40Oh.
25:41Hmm.
25:42This...
25:43great cause.
25:45The sum...
25:47of...
25:49Two and a half.
25:54Three...
25:54Wow.
25:56Three thousand pounds.
26:00Three thousand pounds!
26:02Woo!
26:03That's above and beyond, actually.
26:06It almost is above and beyond.
26:07Thank you so much.
26:09Mandy, everyone.
26:11Amanda.
26:12Wow.
26:12Oh, my goodness.
26:14Well, what a way to start.
26:18Well, thank you.
26:19Thank you so much.
26:20Oh, you're very welcome.
26:21It was a pleasure.
26:22No, that was sarcasm.
26:24Last thing I needed was someone telling the kids
26:26that a few clicks on TikTok
26:27and they'll all be millionaires
26:28cause that's what they all think anyway.
26:30So, uh, great.
26:32Just perfect.
26:38Will you be careful with that, Anne?
26:40It's all got to go back.
26:41Yes.
26:41And I need to get a full refund.
26:44It's probably for the best, anyway.
26:45Those lights weren't very good.
26:47You could still see all your wrinkles
26:49and they made you look very tired.
26:51Hope you don't mind me saying this, Anne,
26:53but friend to friend.
26:54You're being a complete fucking bitch.
27:15I am bloody killing it here.
27:21Fiona Fry?
27:22I just thought they were normal mushrooms.
27:24Are you the wife of Della Fry?
27:26What's happened?
27:27No, everything's fine.
27:28Your wife just called the station quite upset.
27:30Asked us to do a welfare check.
27:32On me?
27:33She said you hadn't contacted her in 11 hours
27:35and, well, for some reason,
27:38she thought you might be dead.
27:48Goodness.
27:49That's an awful lot of money
27:50to throw at a problem, darling.
27:52I thought you'd pledge 3,000.
27:53Yes.
27:54The giant check costs 15 pounds.
27:56You must be so proud of your mum.
27:58Yeah, I am.
28:00Oh, gee.
28:01Well done, Mum.
28:02Oh, well, I can't thank you enough.
28:05And, yeah, I really did enjoy your talk.
28:07Oh, thank you.
28:07Yeah, I think it's great.
28:09Not just kids get to be influencers.
28:11You know, give the middle-aged mums a chance, I say.
28:18Anne, I'm not middle-aged, am I?
28:21No.
28:22God, no.
28:23Absolutely not.
28:24Yeah, yeah.
28:24At all.
28:55I'm not middle-aged.
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