- 12 minutes ago
Shortland Street 27th April Monday Full Episode 2026
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:07¡Suscríbete al canal!
00:39¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:09¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:23¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:42¡Suscríbete al canal!
01:43¡Suscríbete al canal!
02:13¡Suscríbete al canal!
02:26¡Suscríbete al canal!
02:56¡Suscríbete al canal!
03:04¡Suscríbete al canal!
03:16¡No!
03:48¡Suscríbete al canal!
04:02¡Suscríbete al canal!
04:05¡Suscríbete al canal!
04:07¡Suscríbete al canal!
04:09¡Suscríbete al canal!
04:42¡Suscríbete al canal!
04:46¡Suscríbete al canal!
04:50¡Suscríbete al canal!
04:57he's a couple of bars
04:58i love this song
05:03oh my god
05:10whoa whoa whoa
05:11did you just post that
05:12not yet
05:13don't post shit without asking me
05:15who cares post one of me if you like
05:17i care don't post that shit
05:19okay calm down
05:23i'm done
05:25Oye, no seas un d***
05:27Ash, voy a delete it, come back
05:30¿Quién es Tai?
05:33Tai, porque
05:36él le gusta la comida
05:39Seguí muy agro
05:40para un hombre que no tiene un buen ángel
05:42Sí, yo voy a llorar
05:44y luego voy a tomar
05:54I'm working with you today
05:55I asked David for a female nurse
05:58Men go through fertility treatment too
05:59Yeah, sure, but not everyone is as chill as me
06:02Talking about cycles and ovaries
06:04Can we not do this on shift?
06:06Sorry to interrupt
06:07We're just giving the investors the grand tour
06:10Kia ora, welcome
06:11This is two of our lovely nurses, Selena and Viliami
06:14Thank you for joining us today, Vili
06:16Anytime
06:17Okay, let's go
06:19Okay, no appointments for the next hour
06:21So we need to call clients off this list
06:24With their results and updates
06:25Cool
06:25So why don't you start with this one
06:32Hi, Sarah
06:32It's Selena, the fertility nurse at Shortland Street
06:35I've got some great news for you
06:37We got your HCG results back
06:39And we can confirm that you are pregnant
06:42Congratulations
06:43We're all really happy for you
06:45So we'll send you for some follow-up, lads
06:49But in the meantime
06:50Look after yourself
06:52Okay
06:52And enjoy this really special moment
06:56Okay
06:58Bye
06:59Bye
07:02Linga
07:06Are you all right about Steve's?
07:07Should I come home?
07:09No, it's okay
07:10No, I want to
07:11That's all smells like wet laundry and Doritos
07:17Smash some taskmasters
07:19I'll make some dinner
07:20I'll make some dinner, eh?
07:22How about I call the next one?
07:29Honestly, you should have been there in real life
07:31It was hectic
07:32And everyone was
07:37Babe, how are you going?
07:38Was that about me?
07:40What?
07:41Whatever
07:42I'm playing
07:42Yeah
07:43It'll totally blow over
07:45Hang on
07:45You're the one that told me to speak my mind
07:47And now look what's happened
07:48You literally did not do that
07:49You told me not to care about what people think
07:51Yeah
07:52But I didn't say give a hectic speech
07:55And try Steeler's award
07:56I did the transplant
07:57That award
07:58It's at least half mine
07:59Exactly
08:00That's what Nas said
08:01What?
08:03No
08:03Oh
08:05You haven't seen it?
08:07Seen what?
08:09I don't
08:10Not if you'd want to
08:12But
08:13Just watch the wind
08:14But I must take a moment to acknowledge
08:17A truly remarkable individual
08:18Phil Grayson
08:20An exceptional physician
08:21My colleague
08:22And friend
08:23She performed this transplant
08:25Under circumstances that would daunt most
08:27While I had the privilege of guiding her through it
08:29It was Phil's skill and determination that brought it to life
08:33This award is as much hers as it is mine
08:36So
08:37Phil
08:37If you're listening
08:40Congratulations
08:40Thank you
08:41This belongs to both of us
08:44I'm sorry
08:45You're the best
08:46You're actually the best
08:47I am
08:47I'm sorry
08:48Just leave it
08:49Leave it
08:51You're good?
08:52Yeah
08:55Long Island iced teas
08:58My mum taught me how to make these
09:00Shut up
09:00Cody
09:02Last time I had one of these
09:04I got banned from the surf lifeguard shed at Ahipara
09:07Cheers
09:08Cheers
09:13Oh
09:13That's lethal
09:15You know
09:17I wanted to be alone today
09:18But it turns out
09:20I am a work obsessed loser
09:21Who doesn't have any friends
09:23But you got us
09:25But you're a gang
09:26I'm a fourth joiner
09:27I love a fourth joiner
09:29And you're a ledge
09:31Now this might be the love of my life
09:33But he's having someone else's baby
09:35Could you also have his baby?
09:38I really really liked him
09:39Babies suck
09:41Right?
09:42How can I compete with that?
09:44Sip your drink, bub
09:46My ex got another girl pregnant
09:48I was so gutted, eh?
09:50It was the worst heartbreak ever
09:52I'm sorry you went through that
09:54How old's the kid now?
09:56Turns out she wasn't even pregnant
09:58She was just on a dry ass lying buzz
10:00But it still sucked
10:03I once said it was a chick
10:04Who didn't believe in evolution
10:05Oh
10:07She was like so beautiful
10:09But she made no sense
10:11I had a twin
10:14What?
10:15Bro
10:15Yeah
10:16Oh my god, call him
10:18Right now I want to meet him
10:19I can't
10:20But
10:21He's dead
10:24Oh my god
10:25I'm so sorry
10:26What happened?
10:29He was sick
10:30Cancer
10:33I don't know how to
10:34Live my life without him
10:36And I still don't
10:37I can't even imagine
10:38Did he get treatment?
10:40Yeah
10:42And the doctors
10:43Over promised
10:44And under delivered
10:45Just
10:46Treated him like a statistic
10:49I'm sure they did all they could
10:53What would you know?
10:57Well I guess I'm only speaking from my experience as a doctor
11:00You don't know shit
11:02And you're only a doctor
11:03Because your mummy made sure of it
11:05Okay enough about Poppy's mum
11:06What the hell has my mum got to do with it?
11:08Well let's talk about my mum instead eh?
11:10Look I'm really sorry
11:11For what happened to you
11:12But you don't need to bring
11:13Yeah that's enough
11:14Just
11:15Bonding time over
11:16Come on
11:22Maybe we need the
11:30Bro you're bleeding
11:36Oh my god
11:38Poppy get around the waters
11:39I'll try and find a bandage
11:53Oh look
11:54Libby and her gaggle of prospective suitors
11:57It's been our pleasure Libby
11:59We look forward to the updates
12:00Absolutely
12:01Great to see you David
12:02I'll see you out
12:07Schmoozing I see
12:08Well I'm a natural
12:10If only I could say the same about dating
12:13Genuine question
12:14How does one sustain a relationship past three weeks?
12:17Okay
12:17I've got something that might take your mind off it
12:20I need you to do some work for me
12:21Well I work for David now
12:24And I'm loving it by the way
12:25So you said and he clearly respects you
12:28But I need the best person for the job
12:30And that is you
12:31Oh well that ship sailed
12:32Sorry Rach
12:33Hey I wouldn't ask if I didn't need you
12:36Well then you should have thought about that
12:37Before you demoted me
12:39I'll make it worth your while
12:40Financially
12:42What is it?
12:43I need you to look into some things
12:45At the fertility clinic
12:47Confidentially
12:47Oh so you want me to spy on David
12:49Well no not spy exactly
12:52Good because I couldn't possibly
12:53Right
12:54How does one hundred thousand dollars sound?
12:57A hundred and ten
12:58No
12:59Fine I'm in
13:01Find out about the inner workings of the clinic
13:03Ethics committee, paperwork, unexplained bill payments, any overbilling
13:08Roger
13:09But this is strictly between you and me
13:12If any of this conversation gets out
13:14You will blow it for yourself
13:15Understood
13:17Good
13:17Honestly Rach
13:19Everything seems pretty above board
13:21I can tell you that two of the investors are from the Lawrence Foundation New Zealand
13:24And David got them on early because he's a member
13:28He's a member?
13:29Yes
13:29Is that a problem?
13:31Not necessarily
13:32But try and find out a bit more about that too
13:34Okay
13:34I'll let you know how I go
13:35Oh and Libby
13:37Rach
13:37We're not doing that
13:53This is my karma for sleeping with Cody
13:55Hey I don't hate you for that
13:57Bet you did
13:59I did
14:00With a passion
14:01With a very short passion
14:03May I sit?
14:06Now you have to tell me why
14:08But I did notice that one of those old guys gave you the fright of your life
14:12Shit
14:13Hey
14:13Common of silence
14:15Until someone walks out of the showers
14:17It's nothing
14:18Well maybe
14:19But it might be nice to have someone to run to if it happens again
14:25One of the guys is called Scott Collins
14:28He's my ex
14:30Oh
14:31Well
14:32I know
14:33No sorry
14:34I'm not passing any judgement
14:36I do understand the allure of an older gentleman
14:38I guess I'm just surprised
14:41Yeah
14:41I am too now that I've had time away from him
14:45Well I hope he bought you a mansion
14:47For bringing beauty and youth into his life
14:52He was married
14:54So no
14:55It wasn't really a public thing
14:58Oh
14:59Yeah
15:01I lost my job
15:02The whole reason why I'm here
15:06Did he break your heart?
15:09That really sucks
15:12Caused a massive rift between my mum and dad
15:15All my workmates
15:16Basically everyone in my life said see ya
15:20I truly learned who my real friends were
15:22Turns out
15:23No one at the hospital
15:26I'm sorry
15:28Well you know
15:29He just continues no staying on his name
15:34Sorry
15:35Do you want to say something funny?
15:39These idiots have been drinking since 9am
15:44Yeah I wish I was drunk
15:46Well we can fix that
15:47Maybe not right now
15:48But definitely at the end of this shift
15:52You won't tell anyone right?
15:54Of course not
15:57God what do I do now?
15:59Honestly I'd hide in the research library and scroll if it was me
16:02I think Naz would like me less than he likes Phil if I did that
16:05After last night I think you'd do a little light murdering
16:08And he'd sort of like you more than he likes Phil
16:16Naz I owe you a massive apology
16:19Personally not just professionally
16:20You've already said sorry
16:21Yes but I didn't mean it
16:22Yeah I could tell
16:25But I mean it now
16:27So if you could just please hear me out
16:28What's changed?
16:29Do I have something you need?
16:32Izzy showed me your acceptance speech
16:33Well you could have heard it yourself
16:35If you hadn't stormed in and hijacked the moment
16:37I just wanted people to know that I was part of it
16:39Yeah well
16:40It was a rotten way to do it
16:41I've worked exceptionally hard in my career
16:43And will happily accept an award
16:44But I also know how to give credit where it's due
16:47I know and I'm genuinely so sorry
16:50I derailed your night and I made it about me
16:51You know Phil
16:52I probably should have expected it
16:54Well like you said I'm your friend
16:56No
16:57No
16:58You work in my department
16:59I'm your senior consultant
17:00And I'm telling you right now
17:01I never want to hear about this ever again
17:03Understood?
17:09Hey
17:10So
17:12I am officially signing up for fertility treatment
17:16That's awesome
17:16Yeah and I've got some of the money sorted
17:18But
17:19I'm just going to have to do some shifting around
17:21I'm not sure where the rest of it's going to come from
17:23But
17:23The universe will provide
17:24Right
17:26I'll figure it out
17:27Yeah
17:28Or
17:29You can wait
17:31For what?
17:32For the rest of my eggs to wither in a basket
17:33Oh hey I made you something
17:36What's this?
17:36So this is a gym programme
17:37And on this tab
17:39Just some nutrition stuff
17:41Are you serious?
17:42Yeah I thought it might help
17:43I can support you
17:44Oh so you want to support me
17:46To get skinny so I can have a baby?
17:48No
17:48No
17:48Just to lower your BMI
17:50If money's tight
17:50You want to get it right don't you?
17:51Right
17:51There's no strong evidence
17:52That proves that BMI affects fertility treatment
17:55Yeah but the clinic's guidelines
17:56Yeah
17:57Are outdated and discriminatory
18:01Sorry
18:01I just want to help
18:03I'm really good at this stuff
18:04And I just thought that
18:05Bro out of all of the things that you decide to support me on
18:07You choose weight loss
18:09Thanks bro
18:13David is a member of the Lawrence Foundation
18:16Who are funding the treatment at the fertility clinic
18:19That's a conflict of interest
18:21Bingo
18:21Has he declared it?
18:23Not as far as I can find
18:25Well why would he keep that secret?
18:26I don't know
18:27But something is off
18:29I think we should confront him
18:31Together
18:31So we can't back out of it
18:33And we won't fail this time
18:35You mean I won't?
18:37Your words
18:40Let's hold off
18:41Chris come on
18:43If he's covering up something relatively minor
18:46Like this
18:46There's bound to be a whole lot more underneath
18:48We need to be smart
18:51Let's wait
18:52Keep an eye on him
18:53Which I'll actually stick to
18:55Point taken
18:57So you trust me now?
18:59Hmm
18:59Against my better judgement
19:02Maybe
19:03Well it's not over yet
19:05But it's good to have you back on the team
19:13You can do it
19:14Ready?
19:16Why do you like that?
19:18Because I'm amazing
19:19You're psychotic
19:20You're psychotic
19:22Watch out
19:23I'm coming in
19:26Practical
19:26I'm so stoked we've all become mates
19:29Yeah
19:30Bully
19:31Me too
19:32This is the best flat
19:33I didn't even know that I needed this today
19:36Yeah?
19:37Yeah of course
19:38I love you guys
19:39But our group's got rules
19:40We're not hooking up with each other
19:43Anymore
19:45All good with me
19:46I like her
19:47She's cool
19:49Do you?
19:50Yes
19:51You're awesome
19:54Oh
19:56Oh
19:57Oh
19:58Oh
19:58Oh
19:58Oh
19:59Oh
19:59Oh
19:59Oh
20:00Oh
20:00Oh
20:15Oh
20:29Oh
20:31Oh
20:31Oh
20:31Ay.
20:33Apparently, we have a pizza night.
20:35Italian night.
20:36¿Cómo estás?
20:39Hola.
20:40¿Cómo estás?
20:43¿Qué es?
20:45¿Qué es?
20:46A surprise.
20:47Es couples night.
20:50Oh, es just us.
20:52Yeah, I thought, you know, couples.
20:54How cute.
20:55Then we can chat more.
20:57Okay.
20:58¿Should I get you a water?
21:01I bought a 0%.
21:02Sophia doesn't drink a bit.
21:06Oh, I thought Crane was a weird first name.
21:10You know, it's kind of like, it sounds like Crone, so.
21:13Oh, I should put on the pasta.
21:21Why does everyone think the worst of me?
21:23Oh, my God, please do not make this something that it's not.
21:26I am now the hospital gutter rat for all eternity.
21:29I'm never going to be forgiven.
21:30If I'm not ruining the party, I'm the affair girl.
21:33Yeah.
21:34Yeah, twice over.
21:35Maeve and Hubbell were both married when you slept with them.
21:37Yep.
21:37No, I know.
21:38I was there.
21:38Thank you.
21:40Well, if it does make you feel any better.
21:44Actually, actually, no.
21:45I can't say that.
21:47Well, now you have to tell me.
21:49No, like I actually shouldn't.
21:51I'm never going to let this go.
21:52God, you're only in this.
21:53Okay, but you have to swear you can't tell anyone, okay?
21:57Philippa Grayson, to your grave.
22:00Izzy did the same thing.
22:02Had enough there with this old executive.
22:05What?
22:05Yeah, had her old work.
22:07Oh, my God.
22:09And people still love her.
22:11See, I'm not even asking for love.
22:13If liked, would be nice.
22:15Not viscerally hated.
22:16Yeah, and that's what I'm saying.
22:17Like, it'll pass.
22:18If you move on, others will too.
22:30Hello?
22:32Late night drive-by?
22:36Yes, please.
22:37I mean, I can go.
22:39Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
22:41No, come here.
22:48I don't want to be alone.
22:52Lucky you're not.
22:55Shut up.
Comments