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00:13What? Ariana Grande, too? She's like 29.
00:1742.
00:18God forbid.
00:19I asked him, Naomi, all the greats got thread lifts.
00:22I'm telling you, the earlier the better.
00:23No, everyone's crazy.
00:26Am I?
00:28Shut up. No way.
00:30Two weeks ago, and it's so subtle, you literally thought I was just hydrated, no?
00:34Actually, I thought you looked better because you dropped 20 on a Zen pic.
00:37Finally lost that face fat.
00:38Thank you for noticing.
00:40I love you.
00:40Okay, but seriously, no more slice and dice, okay?
00:42It's just a little tug, little poke, and very often, okay?
00:46That's the future of beauty.
00:47Nuh-uh. I learned my lesson with lip filler.
00:49It left fucking lungs. Look at this.
00:51Britt, my honey, listen to me. You're turning 32 next week.
00:54I can literally hear your eggs shriveling up as we speak, okay?
00:58You need to fix that broke face, and then you're going to be getting so much new dick,
01:01that trash bag Richie will feel like a distant memory. I promise.
01:05I'm sad.
01:06No.
01:06Was that whore, Claire, really that much prettier than me?
01:09Yes.
01:10Bitch.
01:10She was gorgeous.
01:12Mm, look at this bitch.
01:13Oh, ew.
01:14Sweetie, Harper Rose.
01:16Get that tushy up and right back out the door, okay?
01:18Before Anna sees you.
01:19You know she can't stomach human weakness, and this is...
01:21I can't. I used all my sick days for Coachella.
01:24I don't get it.
01:25Deathly hungover on Rocket Rose.
01:27She's still a 10.
01:29Chloe.
01:29I'm not hungover, I swear.
01:31Well, you better not be, or you can kiss that accessories editor gig goodbye.
01:36Mm.
01:36Oh, no, sweetie, not the over-the-counter coughs for a month.
01:39Don't do that.
01:39Ew.
01:39You need, like, some Amaro, or, like, a digestive.
01:42Good God, is this COVID?
01:43No, no, no.
01:44No, no, no, not COVID.
01:45Get your aerosols away from my salad.
01:47I just got run down.
01:49We caught a bug.
01:52The good news is, I lost another five pounds?
01:55Of course.
01:55Jealous. Cough on me.
01:57Everybody's just shedding away.
01:58Jesus.
02:00Honey.
02:02What is this?
02:03I'm not liking this.
02:04Oh, God.
02:05What are you doing?
02:05You okay?
02:06Why are you doing this?
02:07Stop it.
02:07Stop it.
02:15Okay, yeah, I guess, like, drink some water, or...
02:19Can we...
02:20Oh, oh!
02:22Fuck!
02:23Water!
02:24Water!
02:24Oh, my God, yeah, there is no way, honey.
02:33Water!
02:35Water!
02:35What the fuck?!
02:36Water!
02:40Water!
02:42Water!
02:45No!
02:47Brittany!
02:48Brittany!
02:49No!
02:51No!
02:54Oh!
03:25Oh God, it's in my life.
03:27It's in my life.
03:53It's in my life.
04:21It's in my life.
04:56It's in my life.
05:18It's in my life.
05:21It's in my life.
05:23It's in my life.
05:27It's in my life.
05:57It's in my life.
06:44It's in my life.
06:56It creates an impossibly hard edge, which allows for a more elegant cut and severed nerve endings.
07:02Like that.
07:05Thoughts?
07:07Come on, speak up, my man.
07:09I'm not going to get off of you.
07:10You just sit there like a sad sack.
07:12What?
07:14You're thinking something a little theatrical, right?
07:17More brave heart.
07:18I got you, I got you, I got you.
07:21I got you, I got you, bro.
07:48It's disgusting.
07:50You signed an agreement.
07:52You were given a sacred gift, and you show your appreciation
07:56by throwing your dick into strangers
07:59and affecting others.
08:02Yeah.
08:10That's a learn, right?
08:23Oh, please.
08:33Always impeccable timing, honey bear.
08:38Status update?
08:39Well, I'm staring at a runner prepped and ready to go
08:41if you quit nagging.
08:42Make it quick.
08:43There's a plastic surgeon I needed to go see.
08:45Ouch.
08:46You said I was beautiful just the way I am.
08:48He came in contact with the Venetian runner.
08:50She contaminated at least one other person we know of.
08:53How exciting.
08:55It's Sydney Annapolis.
08:58Fuck me.
08:59Are you sure?
09:00The digital footprints never lie.
09:02Hold, please.
09:14Fucking...
09:15Hello?
09:15I'm here.
09:16Happy as a clam.
09:18At least we got the FBI on ice.
09:21Not really.
09:24Only two more explorations in Venice.
09:26Well, I tried telling you I need better help.
09:29Stay focused.
09:30You solve one problem at a time.
09:33Don't shredding water until the production line gets ramped up.
09:37We got this.
09:38We're good.
09:38No worries.
09:39Maybe I should goose the nerds along.
09:41Maybe you should do as you're told.
09:43Turn me loose.
09:44Let me make a call to the old Blackwater crew.
09:46You want speed?
09:47Get me mercs with skills.
09:49Pros.
09:49You know how I feel about meeting new people.
09:51I'm not very good at hellos.
09:53Well, don't expect masterpieces when all I get is a goddamn mopping bucket.
10:06So how are we feeling about some human sashimi?
10:09Judis falls up to the place!
10:09Ah, look.
10:27There's no satisfaction.
10:28I'm not very good at this.
10:28Take care to mind.
10:28I have no reward for doing this.
10:28Hopefully I meet going to kill you.
10:29Weんな the coIs
10:30doing not like that... Could
10:34you please give me a minute?
10:38Take all the time you need, you fucking asshole, but I'm going to have dinner because the filet is getting
10:44cold.
10:45And by the way, we have to talk about Tig. Bad news, I'm afraid.
10:53Tig? Who the fuck is Tig?
10:55Tiger, our oldest troubled son that you have so much contempt for, you don't even remember his childhood nickname.
11:04He relapsed again.
11:05Again?
11:06He's at a methadone clinic in Cleveland. We're going to take the plane tomorrow to be by side. I've organized
11:11it all.
11:12Have fun.
11:14I'm going to Capri with Jeff and Lauren.
11:17They're actually excited about what I have cooking up, as one would expect.
11:22It is official, then. You are the biggest monster on this planet.
11:27Every night, I pray for your death.
11:32Feel free to go fuck yourself while you're fucking yourself.
11:40Can we play some Yacht Rock?
11:46Hey. Just letting you know a fresh wire came through. We should post tomorrow.
11:51Thank you. He asked about you again.
11:53Jesus Christ. How many times are we going to do this?
11:57It's not too late, Antonio. We can figure something out. He needs his father in his life.
12:02He needs a father. He doesn't need me. You already know the deal. As long as I keep the accounts
12:07full, I'm dead to him.
12:10Good news. Good news. There's a room available at the Hilton.
12:13The Hilton?
12:18He's fucking high.
12:36Hello.
12:39Fuck.
12:41Still nothing.
12:43We searched the hotel. All the stuff is there.
12:45No struggle, nothing on the hotel footage.
12:48We're canvassing everywhere on the bar.
12:52I never should have left her.
12:54Where is DC is freaking out? They got a plan on standby.
12:57Oh, fuck that. They went after me, they went after her.
13:00We gotta find her.
13:01I'm gonna get my stuff from the hotel, then let's meet.
13:03I had a team take care of that.
13:05Follow me.
13:09Both of the guys you killed tested positive. You've been exposed.
13:13And so have you.
13:15I'm negative, that's why I'm keeping my distance.
13:18That scene was a bloodbath. You're walking biohazard. Precaution must be taken.
13:27The fuck is this?
13:28Until we get our arms around this, we gotta be smart.
13:30You raise hell, we get panic in the streets, everything gets fucked.
13:33No, we don't have time for this.
13:34We'll find her, okay?
13:38What?
13:47A fight is you?
13:52Spider!
13:53Spider!
13:54Spider!
13:54Spider!
13:54Spider.
14:04Spider!
14:04Spider!
14:06Spider!
14:08Let's go.
14:38Let's go.
14:39Let's go.
14:39Let's go.
15:33Let's go.
15:45Let's go.
15:51Let's go.
15:54Let's go.
16:09Let's go.
16:28Let's go.
16:39Let's go.
16:40Let's go.
16:41Let's go.
17:03Let's go.
17:12Let's go.
17:21Let's go.
17:28Let's go.
17:29Let's go.
17:29Let's go.
17:38Let's go.
17:39Let's go.
17:41Let's go.
17:43Let's go.
17:47talk to your boy Jeremy hi just following up to make sure you're
17:54feeling well and happy with your new year results results that all these
17:59results hey they they are something else you did you think hey you're still in
18:17town oh you got some pussy excellent let's have you come in for a quick
18:26follow-up you are need a second dosage to maintain the effects of of the
18:30procedure what what you didn't you tell me that boy where are you Jeremy I can
18:38even come to you please I'm in this thing like jelly I'm at the Hyatt downtown hit
18:52the homerun hit the I did what you asked
18:55we did oh oh thanks doc
19:28so
19:35so
19:59I know fantastic new look but then blame all that just comes at you real
20:04fast doesn't it
20:23like you Jeremy as a man of radical honesty I just come right out and say it I'm a
20:29professional eliminator of problems and my boss has decided you are a problem
20:34fuck you fuck your boss I ain't do shit
20:50done fucking around with you Jeremy real peace that clear bit was wasn't she yeah as the saying
20:56goes if it feels too good to be true I don't see any condom wrappers around here so I'm assuming
21:01that
21:01she went wrong dog with this one too what was I supposed to do when she came on to me
21:04man you
21:05didn't tell her about your little STD situation did you what you're not even the slightest bit
21:10curious as to how or why or what made you this way no yeah I was just shocked she was
21:17kind of into me
21:18call her
21:20I'm sure she gave you a number
21:24call her
21:28hey pudding
21:29who is this
21:30who is it you don't have my number saved
21:32no
21:33what it's me chocolate daddy
21:38what are you wearing
21:41you're so sexy
21:44well if I'm so sexy why don't you come on up
21:48if I wasn't home on my bed I'd be in the elevator right now
21:51she said she went home you told me it was getting off at seven
21:55I went home early
21:57I feel like shit
22:01I think I'm coming down with something
22:03this crazy fever just like hit me out of nowhere
22:09well listen baby I got a fever that only that ass can cure
22:16tell you what I'll come to you
22:18really yeah I'll come for you
22:19I'll I'll bring you NyQuil
22:23Gatorade Tylenol a couple bananas
22:24the good homestyle chicken soup ginger ale and a Ritz cracker let daddy do that for you
22:29you're an angel
22:32I'll text you my address
22:33chocolate daddy coming for you baby
22:35I'm on the way
22:36I'm on the way
22:40you a sick fuck ain't you
22:43okay get your clothes and your shoes on
22:46tick tock
22:49no I'm not leaving here without her
22:52if you test negative you're getting on the goddamn plane Cooper
22:55this New York thing is fucked
22:56look we will find her
22:58I'm throwing everything at it
23:00let me stay here and lead the team
23:01look I put my nuts on the line for this thing
23:04I still got some friends over at Langley
23:06they put a QRF on standby
23:08some real Blackhawk down shit
23:10do you remember what you told me after my brother got jammed up in Boston
23:13and I wanted to lean on those local cops
23:15jammed up
23:16he got hammered and ran into a 7-11
23:18what did you tell me
23:23yeah yeah I get it
23:25too close to it
23:26I listened
23:27now it's your turn
23:28you're beat to shit
23:29and we need you here so we can have all hands put together the pieces on this thing
23:43all clear sir
24:08you are five minutes from your destination
24:13alright time to pregame
24:20counterintuitive I know
24:21but uh
24:22you know
24:22just yacht rock
24:23just lasers my focus
24:25like nothing else
24:37come on Jeremy
24:39hey
24:40well it's not
24:41for the time
24:42here at night
24:43at least it's not
24:45for me
24:46and if the wind is right
24:48you can sail away
24:50find tranquility
24:52oh the canvas can do miracles
24:56just to wait and see
24:59hey
24:59believe me
25:05it's not far
25:07to never never land
25:09no reason to pretend
25:11and if the wind is right
25:14you can find the joy
25:15of innocence again
25:18oh the canvas can do miracles
25:21just to wait and see
25:25me
25:27me
25:30right here Jeremy
25:32sailing
25:34takes me away
25:43take the last part
25:44take the last part
25:46come on
25:46come on Jeremy
25:47sing the next part
25:48I don't know this song
25:49so
25:50I'm gonna just
25:51hey hey hey
25:52don't you dare disrespect
25:54Christopher Cross
25:54and try to escape
25:55in the middle of his biggest hit
25:56okay
25:57the man has been through enough
25:58what the fuck
25:59are you talking about
25:59Christopher Crisscross
26:01what the fuck
26:05in 1980
26:06Christopher Cross
26:06was the shit
26:08right
26:10five times platinum
26:11five major grammys
26:13after all the accolades
26:14and success
26:15what did he get him
26:15huh
26:19what
26:20what did he get him
26:21really I don't know
26:22I don't
26:22hello
26:23black people don't listen
26:24to Christopher Cross
26:24what are you talking
26:25I don't know man
26:27put his career in the grave
26:28that's what
26:31now I'm sure you're
26:32asking yourself
26:32how could that
26:33possibly have happened
26:34well he got really
26:35popular really fast
26:37and this is in an era
26:38without all the
26:3824-7 social media
26:40bullshit
26:40so then he starts
26:41showing up to
26:42the award shows
26:43and red carpets
26:44and the people really
26:44get their first good
26:45look at him
26:46and they're like
26:47oh just
26:47just a regular guy
26:49little balding
26:50little fat
26:51I loved him
26:53voice of a generation
26:56but with MTV
26:57exploding onto the scene
26:58shit just only
26:59got worse
26:59you know
27:00it's like
27:00why would you
27:01want to watch
27:01a music video
27:02of a real person
27:03when you could be
27:03watching a gyrating
27:04half naked
27:05Madonna
27:05right
27:07so next time
27:08you tug in on that
27:09thick wet little
27:09dick
27:11remember that
27:14okay
27:16the world is cool
27:17to people who aren't
27:18beautiful
27:19to normal people
27:23fucking cool
27:27learn the fucking
27:28words to that song
27:29all right
27:30wow
27:36nice neighborhood
27:38come on
27:54come on Jeremy
28:04I don't think she's
28:04home
28:05come on
28:05come on
28:05ring the bell
28:06again
28:08all right
28:09time out
28:09corner
28:09over there
28:10what
28:10time out
28:11corner
28:11over there
28:12okay
28:22all right
28:24open up
28:36hello
28:43hello
28:45hello
28:47up the steps
28:48up the steps
29:16hello
29:17hello
29:17hello
29:18hello
29:18hello
29:27hello
29:28hello
29:31hello
29:31hello
29:33hello
29:42hello
29:47I don't know.
30:17I don't know.
30:45I don't know.
30:50No!
30:52No!
30:54No!
31:02Come on.
31:11Brain or heart?
31:12What?
31:12Mm-hmm.
31:14This isn't a happily ever after situation.
31:16I just saved your life.
31:17And in return, I'm not gonna spend the afternoon turning you into a medieval art project.
31:22So you wanna see it coming, or is that gonna make it scarier?
31:25You know what?
31:26Come on.
31:26Get up.
31:27Turn around.
31:29Turn around.
31:32Relax.
31:35Thank you for giving me what I deserve.
31:38I'm talking.
31:39I ain't shit.
31:40I haven't been my whole life.
31:42I'm just a fucking loser that had to kill people to feel something.
31:48Man, I ain't shit.
31:50Probably why my pops left.
31:52So just come on and give it to me.
31:55Pull it.
31:56Pull the fucking trigger, man.
31:57This is the part where people usually get, you know, really, really desperate and beg and
32:03bargained.
32:04So come on, Jeremy.
32:05Beg.
32:08Beg.
32:09Beg for what?
32:11What you want me to beg for, man?
32:15What you want me to beg for?
32:20I have nothing.
32:24I have nothing, man.
32:27And I spent my entire life just wanting to feel.
32:33And, God damn it, it felt so good, so do it.
32:37Pull that trigger.
32:41Just go on, do it, man.
32:42Pull the trigger.
32:43You can do it.
32:44Pull the trigger, man.
32:52You hungry?
32:55What?
32:55Yeah, well, you made this about as fun as a sandpaper handjob, and my blood sugar's going
32:59crazy.
33:00So let's get something to eat.
33:11Oh, my God.
33:12Would you look at this little slice of heaven, man.
33:15Dale, since this is my first time at Applebee's, would you kindly advise?
33:18Because let me tell you something, man.
33:20I'm torn.
33:20I'm torn between the chicken wonton tacos and this.
33:23This, right?
33:24The delightful riblet entree.
33:27Well, those are my two favorites.
33:28Can't go wrong.
33:29God.
33:30Come on, it's a gift.
33:31I mean, I'm able to look at any menu and detect the best entrees.
33:34It's crazy.
33:35You know what?
33:35Can you just give us two minutes and, um, you know, we'll make our decisions.
33:39Can you just let us know when our table's ready?
33:40You got it.
33:40We'll be right here, man.
33:41Thank you, Dale.
33:44Well, every meal feels like home.
33:46I mean, look, if I wasn't on the clock, I would be slamming these spicy Marks specials.
33:50This place is heavy.
33:52How much longer are you going to be fucking with me, Captain Hunt?
33:58Jamie, Jamie, smile.
34:00We're having fun.
34:03You try running out of here, you try one false goddamn move, and I will liquefy your dick.
34:12The people behind us are looking.
34:13What?
34:14Smile.
34:14Smile at them.
34:15What?
34:15Smile at the people behind.
34:21Why are they looking at us like that?
34:24You're attracted now.
34:25Gotta get used to it.
34:33Oh, she like that.
34:36Yeah, she like that.
34:37That's a queen of spades right there.
34:39What?
34:39What?
34:40Queen of spades.
34:41You ain't...
34:43Man, you a big fat square.
34:44You ain't never heard of queen of spades.
34:45A white woman who loves sucking, tugging, rubbing on black dudes.
34:50Well, specifically, BBC.
34:52Big black...
34:53Oh.
34:54Big black cock.
34:55BBC.
34:56That's what it stands for.
34:57Big black cock.
34:58Wow.
34:59Yeah, that's them BBCs.
35:00And the husband, they like to get involved.
35:02They like to whip their phones out, take photos, videos.
35:05But you know what?
35:06She's...
35:06Mm.
35:07She's bringing me back.
35:09Never forget it.
35:10That was this girl.
35:12Butterfly Booty Meat 92.
35:14Never forget it.
35:14I drove 17 miles for her in my momma's car.
35:17I watched the smile fade when I pulled my heart-dropping dick out, just right there ready
35:21for it.
35:22She looked at me and says,
35:23I thought it might be bigger.
35:25Damn.
35:25Bitch, I sent you the photos.
35:27What the fuck?
35:28Right.
35:28What the fuck is that?
35:30Right.
35:30Her fault.
35:31Crazy.
35:31Gentlemen, your table awaits.
35:34I never quite lived up to the fantasy.
35:36Just keep walking.
35:36No, without the right dick, I'm trash.
35:39Just keep smiling.
35:42But not anymore.
35:44Yeah.
35:45You guys look cute together.
35:51Not anymore.
35:54Fuck it.
35:55No, no, no, no, no.
35:56Keep oversharing.
35:57I'm interested.
35:57But before the change, from what I'm understanding about your situation, you were-
36:02Not attractive.
36:03You hated yourself.
36:03I hated the way the world made me feel about myself.
36:08You know, let's- let's keep it real.
36:10White dudes, light-skinned men, they get more.
36:15More women, more dates, more attention, more, more, more.
36:20I don't know why I'm not filming you 24-7.
36:22I feel like I win a goddamn Oscar.
36:25Complimentary fries for the table.
36:27Damn, thank you.
36:28You're welcome.
36:29Are you ready to order?
36:29You know what?
36:30We are, actually.
36:31Yeah.
36:32We're gonna do those riblets.
36:35Good choice.
36:37Come on.
36:39Why you keep fussing with that thing?
36:41You blow up people for a living.
36:43And you know, scars, they're kinda badass.
36:46You focus on the wrong side of my face.
36:51You and me, we have a lot more in common than you realize.
36:57Oh, shit.
37:00Ooh, ooh.
37:02You got it, too.
37:04Early adopter.
37:06More purified version, straight from the lab.
37:08Highly experimental envelope.
37:10Pushing gene therapy using viral RNA technology.
37:13To put it more simply, uh, near complete, ground up, turbocharged,
37:18remodel of your physical self on a cellular level.
37:20Experimental.
37:21One dose.
37:23One dose of this is the closest thing to the fountain of youth
37:26any human's ever gonna get.
37:28Which, of course, comes with.
37:31Take Ozempic.
37:32A former company is valued at 500 billion.
37:35What do you think this germ's gonna be worth, huh?
37:37One trillion?
37:38Five hundred trillion?
37:39So then when a Yahoo lab tech steals a trial version
37:42and then starts fucking and spreading the shit,
37:45now we have a problem.
37:47Black market.
37:48Mm-hmm.
37:49But the sexual transmission is, uh,
37:51it's more of a bug than a feature.
37:53Right?
37:54The easy access account prevents people
37:55from wanting to spend money on the expensive name brand shit.
37:59And that is poison for a company who's gearing up for an IPO.
38:02So then they hire somebody like me.
38:05A consultant.
38:07Right.
38:07To, uh, take care of their problem.
38:13I bet that pays well enough for these bitches to look past that bar and villain base you got going
38:19on.
38:23Yeah, well, no wonton housewives kicking me out of bed, Shubby Bubby.
38:28Mm-hmm.
38:30That.
38:30That right there.
38:33No, you didn't bolt from the maid's house when you had a chance.
38:37Now, somewhere in that fucked up bird's nest you got up there,
38:40you saw another opportunity to kill, and you felt compelled to take it.
38:44You had a real darkness in you.
38:47You know, my son's a bit like you.
38:49Your son?
38:50You're like 30 years old.
38:53Like, how old is this son?
38:58I'm 65 years old.
39:02And you're a lot like my son.
39:03But he's having a rough go at it right now.
39:05It's not fun to see.
39:06But, you know, fortunately for him, he has the tools to find his way through it.
39:09But you, on the other hand, no, no, no, no, no.
39:11You're like one of those dim bulbs that just step on every fucking rate that the world has laying around.
39:18Cultivate your anger.
39:21You know, maybe, uh, maybe even get paid while we're at it, right?
39:27What is this?
39:28Some assassin big brother program?
39:32Think of it as a mutual agreement.
39:36I have needs as well.
39:38What do you need?
39:43Protégé.
39:45Killer.
39:49Two riblets.
39:51Oh.
39:52Thank you, Dale.
39:53Top marks for speed, my brother.
39:56Ha!
39:57Big tip, brother!
40:00Shit.
40:02Scary.
40:03Oh.
40:07Dig in.
40:11So she literally exploded.
40:14Yes.
40:20I looked at the Paris photos.
40:22It's so much worse than that.
40:24I was outside.
40:25Here the blast radius was internal, encapsulated.
40:28You saw the scene?
40:30I did.
40:38Liver temperature 10 hours after incident is 180 degrees.
40:43Holy shit.
40:47It's still that high?
40:49It's still that high?
40:53Brittany!
40:54Brittany!
41:07I'm Rowe.
41:10What is this?
41:11Condé Nast staffers in blast range instantly tested positive.
41:14Some of them got bodily fluids in their eyes, their mouths.
41:18Typical mucus membrane transmission.
41:21Viral load levels are all over the map.
41:23What are we doing with them?
41:24Awaiting instruction.
41:27Your interview subject is traumatized, but cooperative so far.
41:35Not positive.
41:38Not yet.
41:54Not yet.
42:22For this scene can be done.
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