00:13My God, it's worse than I imagined.
00:18An entire horde of monsters.
00:22How much longer we gotta sit on our decks before you tell us what this is about?
00:26Your employer will be here shortly.
00:28He'll fill you in on the target.
00:31Target? As in just one?
00:34Hell of a lot of guns for one guy.
00:37Yeah, with odds like these, you might actually win a fight.
00:42Okay.
00:46And this is the species we're trying to save?
00:49I still say we just go in ourselves.
00:51We're a tactical strike force trained for precision demon removal.
00:55His mission? Requires blunt instruments.
00:59They certainly qualify.
01:02Let them fight over who's the baddest dude in the room.
01:05We know who it really is.
01:13Oh my God, is that...
01:17The vice-fucking-president.
01:19Since there's no need for introductions, I'll get right to it.
01:22This gentleman is your primary objective.
01:26An item of critical importance to our national security.
01:29However, seeing as this item officially does not exist, we need it retrieved off the books.
01:37We've tracked the amulet to this location.
01:41You'll find it around the neck of its current owner.
01:44A man the US government considers a top-level threat.
01:47He is extremely volatile and prodigiously gifted in combat.
01:53Engage him only with the full brunt of your firepower.
01:58Superman son of a bitch got a name.
02:01His name is Dante.
02:11That's the guy we're supposed to be worried about.
02:14What's he gonna do?
02:15Get air, die on us.
02:16Get air, die on us.
02:46What's he gonna do now?
02:47Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:50Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:52Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:55Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'.
02:57Hey ladies!
02:58Hey fellas!
03:00And the people that don't give up!
03:02All the lovers!
03:03All the haters!
03:04And all the people that call themselves players!
03:07Hot mamas!
03:08Pimp daddies!
03:09And the people rolling up in caddies!
03:12Hey rockers!
03:13Hip hoppers!
03:14And everybody, everybody, all the right and all through.
03:18Now go back!
03:18Hands of your hands down!
03:20Back up, back up!
03:21Tell me what you' gonna do now!
03:22Breathe in, now freeze out!
03:24Hands of your hands down!
03:25Back up, back up!
03:26Tell me what you gonna do now!
03:27Keep rollin', rollin'.
03:29Rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
03:30Keep rollin', rollin', rollin'.
03:32Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.
03:49To be continued...
04:05I'd be dead now if it wasn't for him.
04:08And you'll all be dead soon enough if you go after him.
04:13Ain't no amount of money you could offer that'd be worth...
04:17Five hundred thousand.
04:19The bounty is five hundred thousand for whoever brings in Dante with the amulet.
04:25And a bonus if he's alive for questioning.
04:29Well, alright.
04:31Let's go get him then!
04:33We will be deploying a civilian asset to keep Dante distracted as you move in.
04:39So if we're doing all the work, why'd you bring the Boy Scout Patrol here?
04:43They don't look like no jarheads to me.
04:49These soldiers will be in the field overseeing the operation.
04:52You'll deliver the package to them.
04:55The contract opens as of midnight tonight.
04:58That's all.
05:06You and the cap with the nice eyes.
05:09Hold on a second.
05:12You see something you like, sweetheart?
05:14What you said was correct.
05:18We're not jarheads.
05:20We're demon hunters.
05:23You're joking.
05:25I know.
05:26It's a lot to take in.
05:27Someone walks up and tells you,
05:29demons are real and it's my job to kill them.
05:32You're thinking the same thing anyone else would.
05:35But unfortunately, it's the truth.
05:38The worst truth is that not only are demons real,
05:41they're really fucking hard to kill.
05:44We've had to come up with our own methods.
05:46Like these.
05:48Anti-demon bullets.
05:50Hit a human with one and it works like any other bullet.
05:53But hit a demon?
05:55And this little liquid explodes the instant it comes in contact with their DNA.
06:00That's good to know.
06:02Sometimes they pass for human.
06:05They can even be incredibly convincing.
06:08It's in the proportions.
06:10The arms or legs will be a little too long.
06:13Facial features too far apart.
06:15Like they haven't quite evolved all the way.
06:18There's also something in the eyes.
06:21A void.
06:22Where the glimmer of a soul should be.
06:26And of course the smell.
06:29Vein mix of sulfur.
06:31And cow shit.
06:33It's fine.
06:37I know.
06:40Oh, shit.
07:13Devil's spawn, motherfucker.
07:16You were solid there, boss.
07:18Don't think I even saw you blink.
07:19I knew I was in good hands.
07:22Lieutenant Arkham is the pride of this righteous army.
07:24I'm just helping secure a world for our species.
07:27That's all that matters.
07:28Indeed.
07:29And our world could not ask for a better soldier.
07:36Let him in.
07:42Who the...
07:43This is Anders, your newest member of Dark Comm Elite Ops.
07:48Anders, aren't you...
07:49The only survivor of the White Rabbit's ambush.
07:52I've watched your mission tapes.
07:53It is an honor to serve with you, ma'am.
07:55Uh, Lieutenant?
07:57Mary?
07:59Lieutenant, got you.
08:0010-10-10-10-4.
08:02Welcome to the team, Chief.
08:04You sure about this guy, sir?
08:05He requested this assignment.
08:07God has tested him, and he was found worthy.
08:11Soldier, where is the asset?
08:12While I got you here, who do I talk to about the menu, huh?
08:16I can't even get a decent Play-Doh.
08:21Oh, uh...
08:22So...
08:23Wait.
08:24What do I have to do again?
08:33What do I have to do again?
08:35Dante?
08:38Dante?
08:38You here?
08:42Hey, Dante!
08:44It's your buddy, Enzo!
08:48I don't know if you want...
08:50Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
08:51Oh, oh, oh!
08:51Dante!
08:52Ha!
08:53You are here!
08:54Th-th-th-thank God!
08:55I-I was worried I missed ya!
08:57Hey, Enzo.
08:59How've you been?
08:59Ah, I could do better to tell you the truth, like if you didn't have a barrel pressed to my
09:05temple right now.
09:06Wish I could help you out there.
09:07I do have a funny story for you, though.
09:10You're gonna love this.
09:11So my last job, the one you gave me, it turned out to be a setup so a shape-shifting
09:17demon baby could try to steal my necklace.
09:20Crazy, right?
09:21Oh, that's the craziest thing I ever heard!
09:25Ha!
09:26Oh!
09:29It wasn't my fault, Dante!
09:31Honest!
09:31Don't blame poor old Enzo!
09:34I'm just a little man!
09:35I'm so funny!
09:36It was the guy who gave me the job!
09:38The white rabbit!
09:40He's the one!
09:41I've set the whole thing up!
09:43See, he comes into my office talking all through!
09:47Eh, I-I'm mesmerized!
09:53All we gotta do is get to him first, and then split the 500 between us.
09:59So you're saying you only sent me into a trap because a demon that looks like a giant rabbit tricked
10:05you into doing it?
10:06Pretty much, yeah.
10:10Alright, that checks out.
10:12What are you doing here?
10:13I brought you the second half of your fee.
10:15Hey, just cause the job was fake, don't mean you don't get paid, right?
10:21Pure, uncut, American green.
10:24And all you had to do was fight a baby for it!
10:27And my own brother.
10:28The shapeshifter showed up again later, disguised as him.
10:31Nothing like how he'd actually look now, but still.
10:34It was a good effort.
10:36Your brother, talk about digging up the past, huh?
10:40You alright, kid?
10:41I keep telling you.
10:43What's my only rule?
10:44I'll take any job that pays, especially if it involves killing demons.
10:48Just as long as you don't have to care.
10:51I know.
10:52So, you and me, we're all good now, yeah?
10:55You know, I look at you like my own son.
10:58I would take a bullet for you.
11:00Well, maybe not a bullet.
11:01Definitely a blade, like a little jab.
11:04Point is, I would never set you up like that on purpose.
11:07So, there aren't multiple teams of mercenaries outside closing in around us right now?
11:12Okay.
11:13I set you up this time, but only cause they made me.
11:17I know I've got another one of these.
11:21There it is.
11:22Look, Dante, those guys out there are after your necklace, too.
11:26And it's the feds who are paying them.
11:28This thing goes right to the top.
11:31What say you just give the bling to me, and I'll take it over to them, huh?
11:35No muss, no fuss.
11:37I can't do it, Enzo.
11:39She gave me this necklace.
11:42This isn't just a necklace, Dante.
11:44It's a part of our family's history.
11:47I need you to take good care of it, okay?
11:50You have to keep this safe.
11:52Always.
11:53You promise?
11:55It's the last thing of hers that I have.
11:57No one is going to take it from me.
12:00Fair enough.
12:01Well, I'll just, uh, let you get ready for the big throwdown then, and head on.
12:05Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:07I didn't say we were good yet.
12:27We're here for the amulet.
12:29Drop the gun and hand it over.
12:33I said drop the gun.
12:39I don't think that's the guy.
12:42Of course it's not the guy.
12:52I don't think that's the guy.
13:13Who are we shooting at?
13:15Hey!
13:16Hey!
13:26Come on!
13:39Come on!
13:40Come on!
13:40Come on, do any shit, pal!
13:44Come on!
13:44Come on!
13:48Come on!
13:50Come on!
13:51Come on!
13:52Come on!
14:00Now we're good.
14:02Was the gag really necessary?
14:05All right, I see your point.
14:08You managed not to kill any of them.
14:10I had to add a little challenge.
14:12You wouldn't happen to know why my family heirloom is suddenly New York's hottest fashion accessory.
14:16If I had that info, I'd have tried to sell it to you the second I got in here.
14:20Give me some credit.
14:22What are you doing now?
14:27I'll give you some credit.
14:28I'll give you one thing.
14:28I'll give you one thing.
14:41This guy's got taste.
14:47I'll give you some credit.
14:58Let's go.
15:02Thanks, guys.
15:04I'll give you some credit.
15:11Let's go!
15:12It's like a basket.
15:14I'll chase the power.
15:15Silent play in a shadow of power.
15:17A speaker call.
15:18Monopolize.
15:19The camera's eyes are checked disguise.
15:21What's it cast for the mass who broke it for?
15:23For the vultures who faced the blood and oil.
15:26As a speaker call.
15:28Monopolize.
15:28The hand of rage.
15:30Swirl your eyes.
15:31So defend the guards.
15:32The prince of ours.
15:33Who snuck the banks.
15:34Strip the body ranks.
15:35Or for the world.
15:37The son of a drunk lord.
15:38Not a deal.
15:39I'll be cutting the core.
15:40Let it drop.
15:41We're on the radio.
15:43Turn that shit up.
15:45Lights out.
15:46We're on the radio.
15:48Turn that shit up.
15:50Lights out.
15:51We're on the radio.
15:52Turn it up.
16:03How the fuck?
16:06I don't feel bad.
16:08I heal extremely fast.
16:09Like a superhero.
16:10Not that I call myself a superhero.
16:13But your mom does.
16:17Oh lord you can see.
16:20Perfect.
16:36Hey Pat.
16:38Are boys still getting their asses kicked?
16:41yep
16:43I feel bad for you doc
16:45your first time in the field
16:47and we're not even gonna see action
16:49my brain is too valuable to risk
16:51taking into a combat zone
16:52I only came so I can examine the quantum transmitter
16:55the soonest possible moment
16:56come on you don't wanna pick up a sweet battle scar
16:59like my man here
17:00king
17:01what I'm saying he's a badass
17:03you went toe to paw with the white rabbit
17:05and lived
17:05I got lucky
17:06that's all
17:07whoa whoa whoa whoa yo yo yo
17:09what was that
17:13it looks like he can heal himself
17:15any explanations there doc
17:17uh not at the moment
17:19is he genetically enhanced somehow
17:22I'm a theory
17:26I'll be testing it shortly
17:29great
17:29so the guy's some sort of super soldier
17:32and he's wearing half the transmitter
17:33that keeps our reality from being swarmed
17:35by the armies of hell
17:37as a necklace
17:38yeah he really is just wearing it
17:42isn't he
17:42kind of makes you question Sparta's whole plan
17:45excuse me but um
17:47what's an ancient greek city state
17:49got to do with any of this
17:50not Sparta
17:51Sparta
17:52did no one read
17:54the intelligence briefing I prepared
17:57I read it
17:59thank you
18:03Sparta
18:03Sparta's the one hell dweller
18:04who might be worth not
18:05vaporizing on sight
18:07he was a demon knight
18:09whatever that means
18:10big bad warrior
18:13blah blah blah
18:15served as the right hand of Mundus
18:17the demon's king
18:18two thousand years ago
18:20when our world was still connected
18:22to their shithole
18:23and Mundus
18:24wasn't happy
18:25just ruling the shithole
18:26he wanted to conquer humanity
18:28make slaves of us all
18:31typical demon shit
18:32and I guess Sparta woke up one day
18:35and realized
18:36hey
18:37this is evil as fuck
18:39so he rebelled
18:40he fought against Mundus
18:42taking out hundreds
18:43of his own former legions
18:45kind of the least
18:46he could fucking do
18:47really
18:49but even he
18:50couldn't stop an entire world
18:51for abominations
18:53the only way to protect humanity
18:55was to seal the realms
18:57off from each other
18:59he himself
19:01stayed on our side
19:02which
19:03if that's true
19:04he's been
19:05M.I. fucking A
19:07whenever shit hits the fan
19:08for the past few millennia
19:13so maybe he is
19:15just another
19:16pit beast after all
19:33Dante
19:34remember me
19:36let's see
19:37seven feet tall
19:39face like someone carved a gargoyle
19:41out of beef jerky
19:42I do remember
19:43Arnie right
19:44how are the kids
19:45great thanks
19:47Julie just got into Yale
19:50so look
19:51there's a big ass bounty
19:53on that necklace of yours
19:55I was thinking
19:56you and me bring it in together
19:58huh
19:58split the dough
20:0150-50
20:02that's a better offer
20:04than someone made
20:07but it's gonna be hard now
20:10worth a shot
20:11sorry about the place
20:13no hard feelings
20:39I thought the big guy would get at least a hit in or something
20:42man
20:43man
20:44these dudes give lowlife hired killers a bad name
20:50oh
20:52your daughters
20:53I'm all they got
20:54you know
20:55so when I went to sign up for the army
20:56because there was no other option
20:57and this recruiter comes up to me saying
20:59I can join the important fight right here from home
21:01he left out the demons from hell part though
21:03kinda wish he led with the demons from hell part
21:05I'm gonna answer differently
21:08it's time
21:10I'm going in
21:11copy that lieutenant
21:12you sure you don't need any help
21:15just get the truck warmed up
21:52hey
21:53that was actually kinda close
21:55closer than you think
22:21of course the goon squad was a misdirect
22:25who was that what a woman I don't care who she is I made a promise and I'm going to
22:35keep it
22:39so who is looking for representation
23:18what's in that thing I watched you fighting and wonder what the fuck kind of
23:22person can just shake off bullets like that yeah really really awesome one or
23:27not a person at all that was an anti-demon round I hate you with which
23:32means no matter how good you might be at hiding it you're a deep ripped an
23:43irresistible dreamboat I know you still can't just tear guys clothes off you're
23:46not demon but your blood I've heard it was possible I never thought I'd see one
23:52though you're a hybrid part human part demon wait you think I'm part demon you
23:58are and I've got the one weapon on earth
24:41seriously part demon if you knew how many of those things I've killed you'd know how
24:45crazy you sound demons kill their own all the time death and destruction is the core of your nature
24:51trust me I know all about demons nature I'm not one of them how else can you explain what you're
24:57capable of you even fight like they do unholy strength but no intelligence no strategy I don't
25:04know seems like I managed to catch you since we're getting so personal what does everyone want with
25:10my mom's necklace you don't even know what this really is do you know that it's mine all yours hellblood
25:28you
25:33you
25:34you
25:34you
25:34you
25:53Jackpot!
25:55Oh.
26:07Usually we don't bother taking members of your species prisoner.
26:11We do have the tech for it.
26:13Never special circumstances.
26:21Insurance.
26:22Just in case we manage to get out of the truck.
26:25What truck?
26:41Who caught who now, motherfucker?
26:49Bless me with a leaf off of the tree.
26:57On it I see the freedom rain.
27:06We are falling.
27:10The light is calling.
27:13Tears inside me.
27:17Call me down.
27:20Midnight calling.
27:25Mist of resolving.
27:29Crown me with a pure green leaf.
27:37Praise to my Father.
27:41Blessed by the water.
27:44Open.
27:48Observer with an eye production.iges.
28:10klik
28:11You
29:09You
29:39You
29:52You
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