00:05You
00:59He, he, he, he.
01:45Cursed. Cursed!
01:50Cursed is this map. The map to the treasure of the Spanish invade.
01:56You cannot begin to imagine the horrors the curse brings.
02:03So do not even try.
02:06But the curse can be avoided if you put the map back in its bottle before sunset.
02:17Sunset. Sunset.
02:39Sunset. Sunset. Sunset! Sunset!
02:54Sunset. Sunset. Sunset. Sunset. Sunset. Sunset. Sunset. Sunset. Sunset. Sunset. Sunset. Sunset. Sunset. Sunset. Sunset. Sunset. Sunset. Sunset. Sunset. Sunset.
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03:17Timbers, ah a treasure map and if I remember the maps I seen in me youth this one be lead
03:24into the lost riches
03:38Treasure has been a 40-year competition between me and me two scurvy siblings blue pirate Bob and purple pirate
03:45pool
03:47What a couple of ugly bilge-wrapped baby
03:51Yeah, now I'm gonna kill hold you
03:55Yeah, oh
03:59Sorry walk the plank. I was gonna make you walk the plank, but now I'd be in such a fine
04:05mood
04:05I'll be holding off on it
04:08for now
04:17Oh, nice work, Thomas
04:41Hiyaaaaaaargh!
04:42Rock? Hi. Excuse me. I, uh...
04:46Now, he said, I be Blue Pirate Bob and I don't take lightly to no stowaways.
04:52You know what I do to stowaways?
05:03Rock? Oh, sorry.
05:05No, I don't feed them and make them comfortable and see to their every need,
05:10but you're half right, cause there will be some feedin' to me mascot.
05:17Sorry little fella, I'm just translating.
05:20Rrr!
05:22Rrr!
05:28Rrr!
05:31Ah-ah! E-argh!
05:33What's that you say?
05:35Wack, quack!
05:36You wanna bargain for your life, Judy?
05:47A treasure, says ye.
05:49Well, what?
05:51That makes the sweet pot sweeter, doesn't it?
05:54And where might that be?
06:01Well, if it ain't the ship of me no-good brother,
06:04Red Pirate Ron.
06:06So, you're saying he found a treasure map, are ye?
06:13Yarrr.
06:16Well then, let's pay him our traditional family visit, says I, huh?
06:40Yarrr.
06:43Oh, that should keep the mast from falling over again.
06:47Yarrr.
07:01Oh, wow!
07:03What in the name of Davey Joseph's locker room?
07:15Oh, me hated brother Blue Pirate Bob.
07:19So, you smell the treasure map, huh?
07:22Well, come and get it!
07:24I don't care...
07:25Oh, my God.
07:26Oh, my God.
07:39Oh, my God.
07:53Not again.
08:01Oh, my God.
08:24Oh, my God.
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44:29Oh, my God.
44:33Oh, my God.
45:06Greetings, Fortune Hunters.
45:09I am the spirit of Don Diego Clippershears.
45:16You've survived the curse of my man and have come seeking the burial place of the treasure of the Spanish
45:24main.
45:28Unfortunately, that makes you thieves, and all thieves must first get by.
45:38My security system.
45:48You do not get to be the most famous wig maker in Spain without knowing a little magic.
45:55How else could someone make all those old guys want to wear long, curly hair?
46:01It looks ridiculous.
46:07Behold, the guardian of the treasure of the Spanish main!
46:27Well, it was the only thing we had on the ship to model it after.
46:43You did not think I would just give you the treasure, did you?
46:52Farewell, fools!
46:54Come on, fearful, obsess.
46:59Stop going.
47:05Aaaaahhhhhh!
47:08Aaaaaahhhhhh!
47:10Aaaaahhh!
47:15Aaaaaahhh!
47:42Oh, my God.
47:47I don't know.
48:24I don't know.
48:57I don't know.
49:32I don't know.
49:46I don't know.
49:47Oh, so you have.
49:49Well, congratulations.
49:59This is the lock to the door.
50:01You may only enter if you can figure out the puzzle of how the key opens it.
50:09And you will have to be very crafty indeed, because it won't be...
50:18Okay, yes, I suppose that was a little obvious.
50:23You have defeated my guardian and unlocked the door.
50:27Fabulous reaches await you within.
50:31Reaches beyond your wildest dream.
50:53I guess he isn't too much of a hurry to hear about the horrible traps that protect the treasure inside.
51:05Oh, did I forget to mention those?
51:10Well, I do not have a brain, so it's tough to remember things.
51:15Oh, yeah.
51:44I can never have a brain.
51:45That is right, the old trap-smashing stair that smashes down on you from the ceiling, Trig.
51:54You may as well turn back, because the rest of the stairs are all trapped.
52:01There's no way anybody could possibly...
52:06Hey, what are you doing?
52:17I am fine. Thanks for asking.
52:53Welcome to the Mind Your Memory game.
52:58I am going to show you an ancient cryptic rune, and you are going to have to memorize it.
53:05Oh, did you catch that? I hope so, because now you have to find it again.
53:11Amongst all these, whichever rune you choose, a door will open to let you out.
53:19But if you choose the wrong rune, that lightning rod up there will zap you but go.
53:28No pressure.
53:31And... go!
53:38We have officially started.
53:41Choose a rune.
53:47Today.
53:49Choose a rune today, please.
53:56Got places to be.
53:59Things to do.
54:09How would you just hurry up and...
54:20Hmm...
54:20Well, I said the door would open after you chose, and...
54:24Technically, you did choose.
54:27So, I guess I cannot make a liar out of myself now.
54:35Oh, yeah.
54:38And...
54:57...
54:59...
54:59Yes, it is true. All of my fabulous wealth is now yours for the taking.
55:09So go ahead, take it. Go on, what are you waiting for? Take it, it is yours.
55:19What? You think there is a catch?
55:25Well, you are right, there is a catch.
55:38If you can get past this, the treasure of the Spanish main is all yours.
55:45Fortunately for me, you will not.
55:48Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
55:59Oh, no, no.
56:28That's it.
56:30That is the big climax to the fabulous treasure hunt.
56:35Oh, that is just great! Fantastic!
57:07You can take the emergency exit. What do I care?
57:13I guess I do not need a hoard of cash.
57:16It is not like I go out much.
57:18I am a skull for crying out loud.
57:26Maybe this is the year I finally turned the place into a bed and breakfast.
57:33The End
58:43The treasure!
58:45For the last time, quiet you!
58:52Oh, you're even more...
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