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00:00:07For those of you who have had the pleasure of visiting Evergreen Lane, you know what
00:00:11I mean when I say this is the most festive street in America.
00:00:14And for those of you who have never had the chance to visit us, fret not, because you
00:00:19are about to see a street that carries the spirit of the holidays all year round.
00:00:24Normally, this cul-de-sac is the center of all neighborhood activity, but today, we all
00:00:30had a previous engagement.
00:00:32There has never been a more deserving bride and groom than you and Jared.
00:00:36I love you guys so much.
00:00:38Thank you for being my bridesmaids.
00:00:39I'm so lucky.
00:00:40Don't make me cry before the vows.
00:00:42Not cool, Emily.
00:00:45And before I use this for myself, I hand embroidered it.
00:00:50It's something new and something blue, so it counts as two.
00:00:54This is beautiful.
00:00:55I am so honored that you borrowed my old tiara and veil.
00:01:00I wore it when I was Snow Queen at college.
00:01:03I'm the one that's honored.
00:01:05It's gorgeous.
00:01:07You look spectacular.
00:01:10You really do.
00:01:13Can you believe the Johnsons won't be here?
00:01:14Hey now, no need to talk about they who have left the lane.
00:01:18And you didn't need to make him a groomsman in absentia.
00:01:21Why do you care that he's a honorary groomsman?
00:01:23You are my best man.
00:01:25That's why you're here with me on the most important day of my life.
00:01:29You, me, and Bob.
00:01:31Hey, we're all out of Vienna sausages.
00:01:34No, no.
00:01:35The charcuterie is for the groom.
00:01:37I was a groom once.
00:01:38It's okay, it's okay.
00:01:38I'm far too nervous to eat.
00:01:40Maybe I've got something that could help.
00:01:44Homemade Bavarian mead made with honey from my very own apiary.
00:01:48The HOA handbook says nothing about beekeeping, Ned.
00:01:52Well, until it's amended, just mind your own bee'sness, and let's have a toast.
00:01:56Here's to the next chapter of life, love, and pursuit of the holidays.
00:02:02Cheers.
00:02:03Cheers.
00:02:05Cheers.
00:02:07Sweetheart, it's time.
00:02:09Okay, Mom.
00:02:09Yes, dear?
00:02:10Do not call my mom dear.
00:02:13Gentlemen.
00:02:14Let's do this.
00:02:16Yeah.
00:02:40Now, everybody sit down, please.
00:02:43You look beautiful.
00:02:45Hey.
00:02:47Dearly beloved, we are gathered today to celebrate the union of these two beautiful souls.
00:02:55Emily, the moment I fell in love with you was captured on a Polaroid picture.
00:03:00We were seven years old on your front porch.
00:03:02And from that day on, I've been looking forward to this day.
00:03:04As I stand in front of you today, although my knees are shaking a bit like that Polaroid picture,
00:03:11I've watched you develop into this beautiful, smart, kind woman that I get to spend the rest
00:03:22of my life with.
00:03:23I promise you I will do my best to paint a perfect picture of love and devotion together forever.
00:03:37Jared, I always knew there was something very special about you.
00:03:42And when we reconnected, everyone reminded me of what an amazing architect you are.
00:03:50And they were right.
00:03:52The way you have designed your life with loyalty for the ones you love.
00:03:56And it shows me who you really are at your core.
00:03:58You make me feel safe and supported.
00:04:03And there is no one I would rather make plans to build the rest of my life with than you.
00:04:10Emily Melrose, do you take Jared to be your lawful wedded husband?
00:04:15I do.
00:04:16Jared Farnsworth, do you take Emily to be your lawful wedded wife?
00:04:20Absolutely, without a doubt.
00:04:23I do.
00:04:24Then, by the power vested in me, I now pronounce you husband and wife,
00:04:29and you may now kiss the bride.
00:04:31So hold on to hold on.
00:04:35I'm so high and I'm so high.
00:04:42For the first time ever, this is Jared Farnsworth!
00:04:45Each day gets closer,
00:04:49so hold on stronger to me.
00:04:54You may be wondering why we didn't do a Christmas wedding.
00:04:57We considered it.
00:04:58But in memory of Jared's late father, we chose to do it on his parents' anniversary.
00:05:02And even though we had a fun-filled honeymoon planned,
00:05:05we were both excited to get back home and get into the spirit of the upcoming holidays.
00:05:11The only problem was, this year, we had no idea what kind of spirit it would bring.
00:05:31Ghosts and ghouls.
00:05:36That's a great crew.
00:05:40That's a great crew.
00:05:40That's a great crew.
00:06:05I'm going to move in for a closer look.
00:06:08Watch my six.
00:06:18Double-double toil and trouble.
00:06:22All right, so what are we going to do about this, folks?
00:06:24Should I get the president on the line?
00:06:26Let him enjoy his honeymoon.
00:06:27We'll break it to him when he gets back.
00:06:28We get it, Belinda. You want grandchildren,
00:06:30but I think he would want to know.
00:06:31Don't mess this up for me.
00:06:35Are you excited, my lovely?
00:06:37By the pricking of my thumb,
00:06:39something wicked this way comes.
00:06:41I'll take that as a yes.
00:06:45You have too many ghosts.
00:06:47Not enough headstones.
00:06:49Come on, people, get it right.
00:06:51Ow.
00:06:52Ow.
00:06:53You're a squirrel.
00:06:54Jared, you really didn't have to spring for a stretch limo.
00:06:57We're just on our way home from the airport.
00:06:58Oh, but I did.
00:06:59We were still on our honeymoon.
00:07:00It was the best honeymoon ever.
00:07:02I enjoyed every second of it with you.
00:07:05You know what?
00:07:06After two weeks in Scandinavia,
00:07:07I am actually really excited to get back home.
00:07:10I could have used one more week in Flafuland.
00:07:12I think I preferred It's Kiltunia.
00:07:13I wonder if you'll feel the same way
00:07:14after we celebrate Valpergus Night this spring.
00:07:16I pre-booked the hotel and everything.
00:07:18I'm sorry, what?
00:07:19The biggest Swedish springtime festival that there is.
00:07:22Apparently it's not to be missed.
00:07:23Honey, I love that you're a planner,
00:07:24but vacations are kind of something we need to plan together now.
00:07:28You're right.
00:07:29You're right.
00:07:30I just got too excited.
00:07:31I'm used to planning things on my own,
00:07:33but now we're married.
00:07:36We make decisions together.
00:07:38Yeah.
00:07:38Because you're my wife.
00:07:39My husband.
00:07:46Oh.
00:07:47Oh, wow.
00:07:54I wonder if Pamela's remodel's done.
00:07:56Glad she liked the design.
00:07:57Oh, she was so happy with it.
00:07:58You did such a good job.
00:08:00I wish I was as fulfilled at my job as you are.
00:08:02You're literally the best writer I know.
00:08:04Copywriter.
00:08:05I said what I said, I mean it.
00:08:06Thanks, love.
00:08:07I'll get back into it.
00:08:08I just wish we could stay in Fantasyland a little bit longer.
00:08:11Well, then you are in luck,
00:08:12because like the medieval knights of the old,
00:08:14I shall carry you over the threshold of our new castle.
00:08:17Really not necessary.
00:08:18It's a sign of my love and affection for you.
00:08:21A literal symbol that I would drop everything
00:08:25on account of your beck and call.
00:08:30Jared!
00:08:31Jared!
00:08:32Jared!
00:08:33Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:08:34Here, come here.
00:08:36Are you okay?
00:08:37Are you sure?
00:08:37Okay, I'm fine.
00:08:38Here, come here.
00:08:38Oh no, not again.
00:08:40It's time.
00:08:41No, no, no, Jared.
00:08:42Let's bring it down a notch.
00:08:43Remember the mantra we've been working on?
00:08:44Not my weeds, not my garden.
00:08:45Emily, when you hold the mantle of the presidency,
00:08:50this entire neighborhood is my garden.
00:08:53Oh, if you will.
00:08:57You brought the clipboard on the honeymoon?
00:09:05Yes, I did ring.
00:09:07I wanted to introduce myself and ask you a few questions about your understanding of the HOA guidelines.
00:09:13Honey, I don't think that's an actual person. I think that's a recording.
00:09:16I think you're probably right.
00:09:20Sorry.
00:09:21Seriously, did you guys ring?
00:09:23Hi.
00:09:26Hi.
00:09:27I am Jared Farnsworth, HOA president of this lovely neighborhood.
00:09:30This is my first counselor and head of activities committee, Emily Melrose.
00:09:34Farnsworth?
00:09:35Emily Farnsworth.
00:09:36It's my newest title. Jared and I got married last month.
00:09:38Congratulations. We've heard tale of the presidential power couple.
00:09:41I had a premonition we would be graced by your presence. Won't you come inside?
00:09:45That would be amazing.
00:09:46It would, it would.
00:09:47Except that my wife and I, we just got back from our honeymoon and we're very, very, very tired.
00:09:51That's nothing a little jack-o'-lantern job won't fix.
00:09:54And Marvin makes them extra strong.
00:09:56Yes, I do.
00:09:57That sounds amazing.
00:09:58I'm sure it is. I'm sure it is.
00:09:59Except that we haven't been deloused yet.
00:10:01Deloused?
00:10:02Yes. But in the meantime, per your display, as detailed as it is,
00:10:05we are going to have to ask you to, you know, pair it back.
00:10:09Pair it back?
00:10:09The lights and the pumpkins can stay. Great touch, actually.
00:10:13But your lawn display has to go.
00:10:15Back into the crib.
00:10:19As it were.
00:10:20I don't understand. Our realtor told us this was the most festive neighborhood in all of the state of Utah.
00:10:26And we are.
00:10:27Yes, at Christmas.
00:10:28We are ever green lane, not ever screen lane.
00:10:32Ever screen lane?
00:10:32I love that. We should totally call it that.
00:10:34Yes.
00:10:35No, don't do that. That was just a very clever play on words for me to emphasize my point.
00:10:40Which is what exactly?
00:10:42Per HOA guidelines, we, um, it, it says that section 12, I'm pretty sure it says you have too much
00:10:52Halloween.
00:10:52Well, that's not what Albert told us.
00:10:54And it was confirmed by Gail.
00:10:56Oh, so you've met my parents.
00:10:57They were the first to welcome us to the neighborhood.
00:10:59So nice of you both to let them stay with you for the rest of hurricane season, especially right after
00:11:04the wedding.
00:11:05I must be scoring some serious son-in-law points there.
00:11:09Well, I better be.
00:11:11You know what? Why don't you just excuse us? We're going to get settled.
00:11:14And then we can discuss this whole in-laws and by-laws situation. Does that sound okay?
00:11:17Fair is foul and foul is fair.
00:11:20Just let us know.
00:11:22Will do. Let's go.
00:11:23Turn around.
00:11:25So great to meet you.
00:11:26Ta-da.
00:11:27Stay here.
00:11:28It's a strange couple.
00:11:30Indeed.
00:11:35I really hope you're not mad at me.
00:11:36I'm definitely not mad, Emily. I'm just a little surprised is all. Why didn't you tell me you invited them?
00:11:41So sorry. My mom asked in the middle of the wedding craziness and I just forgot. I truly am sorry.
00:11:46But they're in the guest loft above the garage. You're never going to see them.
00:11:50Don't apologize. I love your parents. I love hosting your parents. It's just, you know, like you said, it's just
00:11:55me and you now.
00:11:56So I just want to be on the same page on this stuff. That's all.
00:11:59Absolutely. I got your back.
00:12:00And I've got yours.
00:12:05Now, let's take care of this decoration situation.
00:12:07All right.
00:12:09Jared, what seems to be the problem?
00:12:11Oh, I don't know, Halbert. Maybe the fact that we got back from the wedding of our dreams only returned
00:12:14to a nightmare.
00:12:15It's just a few lawn decorations.
00:12:17That's how it starts.
00:12:19And this, you know, the younger generation, they're sneaking out of their bedrooms searching for the great pumpkin.
00:12:23Let's not get crazy now.
00:12:24I'm not. It's just, I'm hoping we are being sensitive to those who may not feel comfortable celebrating this time
00:12:34of year.
00:12:35We have bylaws put in place like this for a reason, right?
00:12:37But that's not entirely true.
00:12:39What do you mean it's not true?
00:12:40The motion to de-escalate the other holidays was proposed and hotly debated.
00:12:45But in the end, it was never voted on and therefore never passed.
00:12:50What other lies have I been told?
00:12:53Nobody lied to you, Jared.
00:12:54The council just decided, after what happened, maybe a vote wasn't necessary.
00:13:00Everyone agreed to honor the de-escalation of Halloween out of respect.
00:13:06But technically, there's no official bylaw.
00:13:07What do you mean after what happened?
00:13:09Oh, honey, have you forgotten?
00:13:12We did all of this for you.
00:13:14For me?
00:13:16Maybe she blocked it out.
00:13:18It was the last big Halloween we celebrated on the lane.
00:13:24You mean the last year with Grandma?
00:13:32Excuse me.
00:13:34I'll be in the basement.
00:13:37The ba-
00:14:01Hey, Graham Graham.
00:14:04I'm sorry I left you down here.
00:14:07I just couldn't figure out exactly where to put you.
00:14:12Your memory lives best in my head anyway.
00:14:16I know it's not the best way to deal with things, but here we are in a basement full of
00:14:22old memories.
00:14:23No one can bother us.
00:14:25Hey!
00:14:25Jiminy Christmas, you scared me.
00:14:26I'm sorry. I know how you feel about basements.
00:14:30Well, you've been down here for, wow, 27 minutes and counting.
00:14:34It's gotta be a record for me.
00:14:36Honestly, it's not that bad.
00:14:41What was that?
00:14:43Burn us.
00:14:45Yeah, I know. I still hate it down here.
00:14:50You okay?
00:14:52Yeah, I'll be fine.
00:14:56I think I've just been so focused on the wedding and our future that I kind of forgot about the
00:15:02past.
00:15:05She was a great woman.
00:15:07Yeah, I can still hear her voice.
00:15:10You remember what she always used to say to us?
00:15:12You two belong in a storybook.
00:15:19It's Halloween, sweetie.
00:15:21What could you possibly be upset about?
00:15:23Ashlyn Ashworth and her friends just like scarecrows in her yard.
00:15:26And they totally jumped out and scared us.
00:15:29You got yard yelp, did you?
00:15:31Yep.
00:15:31Don't let them get to you.
00:15:33They were just trying to have fun.
00:15:34But I ran so fast, I spilled my candy on the way back.
00:15:38Aw.
00:15:38That's okay, Emily. I'll share mine.
00:15:41Jared, that won't be necessary.
00:15:43I'll take you two out on the golf cart.
00:15:45Cool!
00:15:45Awesome!
00:15:46I heard Mary Louise and Bob are giving out full-sized candy bars.
00:15:50They gotta get there before they run out.
00:15:52All in good time, my pretties!
00:15:54All in good time!
00:15:58Before we go, why don't you tell Jared what I always say about Halloween?
00:16:04Never go to Ned's house.
00:16:06He only gives out freeze-dried elk liver.
00:16:09True.
00:16:09What else do I say about Halloween?
00:16:11It started as a day to remember those who passed away.
00:16:14Even though we get to dress up and get candy from our friends and family.
00:16:19We should also remember our friends and family members that aren't with us anymore.
00:16:23And not only should we remember them, but they should be celebrated.
00:16:27But why do we dress up?
00:16:29Because it's tradition.
00:16:30And there's no better way to connect with your friends and neighbors than through age-old traditions.
00:16:35Now what do you say we get back to my favorite one of all?
00:16:39Trick-or-treating!
00:16:40Let's do it!
00:16:41Alright kids, mount up!
00:16:44Happy Halloween!
00:16:46We had so much candy that year.
00:16:49Buckets full.
00:16:53I had no idea that'd be the last time she took us trick-or-treating.
00:16:56She was gone just two weeks later.
00:16:58That's when the neighborhood decided to take a step back?
00:17:00She was the center of the celebration with her creativity and the costumes and the decorations.
00:17:06She always inspired everybody.
00:17:07Halloween was never the same without her.
00:17:09Of course I was heartbroken when she passed, but I had no idea that's why everyone else pulled back from
00:17:13celebrating.
00:17:14And I never asked for that.
00:17:16And certainly not something Graham Graham would have wanted.
00:17:19Oh, you're right.
00:17:20She said it herself.
00:17:21Halloween is for remembering your loved ones and having a whole lot of fun.
00:17:26It's time we bring Halloween back.
00:17:28Evergreen style.
00:17:29Are you sure about this?
00:17:30No.
00:17:31I'm not sure about this.
00:17:32I'm actually scared hot to death about this.
00:17:34You know how I am.
00:17:34I don't like scary movies.
00:17:35I don't even like movies that people say aren't scary, but definitely are.
00:17:38Tell me about it.
00:17:38I've been trying to get you to finish Never Ending Story for forever.
00:17:41Yeah, that's never gonna happen because I hate quicksand as much as I hate scary basements.
00:17:45Noted.
00:17:45But it's time for you to wake up and face the creepy organ music.
00:17:49For the neighborhood.
00:17:51And for Grandma.
00:17:52And for you.
00:17:54Now, let's get you out of here.
00:17:58First.
00:17:59No kissing in the creepy basement.
00:18:00Fair enough.
00:18:01Speed it up, Buttercup.
00:18:03We got work to do.
00:18:06Looking good, Grandma.
00:18:09I figured I could call you that.
00:18:11I'll let him officially in the family.
00:18:12Or did you?
00:18:13That is a good one.
00:18:14Did you just come up with that?
00:18:15That's been ripening on the vine for years.
00:18:18Don't make me put you down for now, Bob.
00:18:20When you're known for only Christmas, you don't have the opportunity to show your range.
00:18:25Most people know that I have a doctorate in arts and crafts.
00:18:29But what they don't know is that I did a study abroad in the Atacama region of North...
00:18:34It's time we back up our humble president.
00:18:35And we show everyone what Halloween means to us.
00:18:39What do you say?
00:18:39Are you in?
00:18:40Yeah!
00:18:40I'm in!
00:18:41Ever scream on three!
00:18:42One, two, three!
00:18:43Ever scream!
00:18:46Wow.
00:18:48Look what I found.
00:18:49A portal to Pan's Labyrinth?
00:18:51My grandma's witch hat.
00:18:54Oh, there's so much great stuff up here.
00:18:56I can see why you spent so much time here.
00:18:58Wait, you've never been to my attic?
00:19:00No.
00:19:00I was never allowed.
00:19:02Apparently I'm still trespassing.
00:19:03No boys allowed.
00:19:05Even Jawed Farnsworth.
00:19:07The spelling was atrocious.
00:19:09In your defense, that is the way I used to pronounce it.
00:19:11Well, Jared Farnsworth is very much allowed up here.
00:19:14He's not a boy.
00:19:15He's a man.
00:19:16My man.
00:19:19Alright, we have to brainstorm how we are going to make this the best Halloween in years.
00:19:22We could start by selling tickets to this creepy attic.
00:19:25Come on, it's not that creepy.
00:19:28I will not be ashamed by my choice in music.
00:19:30And how do you explain the creepy typewriter from The Shining?
00:19:33That was my grandma's.
00:19:34She taught me to type on that one.
00:19:36Yeah, and that was the desk where I would sit and write all of my stories.
00:19:39You know, maybe this is a message from her to get you to start writing again.
00:19:43I wish she'd sent that message to my former agent or publisher or two.
00:19:48I spent most of my 20s trying to make a career out of writing stories, but it just wasn't meant
00:19:53to be.
00:19:54Maybe it's best this chapter of my life is left up here, just a beautiful childhood memory.
00:19:59This was your dream, Em.
00:20:00Yeah, but when your dream is just collecting dust in a box, it's time to pack it up and move
00:20:07on.
00:20:09Alright, we've got to get busy.
00:20:10We have an HOA meeting to plan.
00:20:12We have some serious bylaws to propose.
00:20:14I am going to mobilize the ladies of the Activities Committee, and if you could coordinate with Ned about a
00:20:19venue.
00:20:19I want it.
00:20:32Oh, Jared.
00:20:39Thanks for the inspiration, Graham.
00:20:42We'll make you proud.
00:20:47All right, Evergreen ladies.
00:20:49This may come as a very big surprise, but in honor of my sweet Grandma Melrose, I want to help
00:20:53bring back Halloween in a big way.
00:20:56So let's get a good old-fashioned brainstorm going on the thread.
00:20:59Traditions, old and new.
00:21:00All ideas welcome fire them off.
00:21:02And as Graham Graham would say, mount up!
00:21:08Come on, honey, let's go!
00:21:09Ned's hosting, and you know he needs a good 36-hour advance notice to demust the place.
00:21:13Coming, sweetheart.
00:21:19I thought we agreed after the last time that we weren't going to hold the HOA meetings at Ned's anymore.
00:21:23I mean, he served expired military rations.
00:21:26I think we should have a potluck to go.
00:21:28Well, then we're going to need a lot of luck because Susie's funeral potatoes almost killed me.
00:21:32I'm impressed you've really upped your game here.
00:21:35What, is the queen coming?
00:21:36Nothing says royalty like charcuterie.
00:21:38I've got the donuts!
00:21:40Gips on the creepy cruller!
00:21:41Ned, don't push me on the pastries.
00:21:44You can't have a creepy cruller because they don't exist.
00:21:48Wait, there are only crullers?
00:21:50No donuts?
00:21:51I know how popular they are, so I made them all crullers.
00:21:54I'm sorry.
00:21:54What did you say?
00:21:55Crullers?
00:21:56I said crullers.
00:21:58That's what I thought.
00:21:59Thank you, Belinda.
00:22:00At least you won't embarrass yourself leg-wrestling Bob for one of them.
00:22:03I would have won if he let me wear my orthotic sneakers.
00:22:06It was barefoot or bust in my day.
00:22:09That's because they hadn't invented shoes yet.
00:22:11So, what's the tea, fam?
00:22:14Are the new neighbors going to show up today?
00:22:17If they do, I'm sure it'll be in a puff of smoke or on broom back.
00:22:20I swear, those two are witches.
00:22:22Have you ever heard that Luna speak?
00:22:24Every word she says sounds like she's casting a spell.
00:22:28So spooky.
00:22:28Yeah.
00:22:29They've been invited, as per Jared, in the Prima Conventus Clause of 94.
00:22:34I've heard that Marvin is a mortgage banker by day
00:22:37and moonlights as an undertaker just for kicks.
00:22:41I don't know what they called them in the 19th century, but today we call them morticians.
00:22:46And where did you hear that from, anyway?
00:22:48I'll give you a hint. He wears a singlet for underwear and he believes that pro wrestling is real.
00:22:56If a masked man gave you the tombstone pile driver at a Waffle House outside of Galveston,
00:23:01I assure you, you would know just how real it is.
00:23:05I can see that your ongoing litigation with the undertaker hasn't been resolved.
00:23:09That doesn't mean that Marvin works in a mortuary for fun.
00:23:13Think about it. The initials M. Balmer.
00:23:17M. Balmer!
00:23:18What kind of a cruel joke were his parents playing?
00:23:20Yeah, worst part is, I'm M. Balmer V.
00:23:23So that's five generations of being bullied in middle school.
00:23:26But no, I am not a mortician for fun or professionally.
00:23:29Just want to clear that up from the jump.
00:23:31Sorry, didn't mean to be rude. Not offended in the least.
00:23:33Round about the cauldron go, in the poison entrails throw.
00:23:38Not the poison in the entrails.
00:23:41And while we're at it, my wife is not a witch.
00:23:44Exactly what a witch would say.
00:23:46Dibs on the ruby slippers.
00:23:48Round about the cauldron go, in the poison entrails throw.
00:23:53Yes.
00:23:55Oh, sorry. You guys must think I'm crazy.
00:23:59I just got cast in Macbeth at the Castle Theatre.
00:24:01She's going to be witch number one.
00:24:02Yeah, that's sort of a dream role for me.
00:24:04Your dream role is witch number one?
00:24:07Yeah, because witch number two was already cast.
00:24:09Marvin and I are English professors at UVU and total Shakespeare buffs.
00:24:14What light through yonder window breaks.
00:24:17Tis our new neighbors and Halloween is their sun.
00:24:20I see we have a fellow Shakespearean among us.
00:24:22I just got my bard card renewed a fortnight ago.
00:24:26Huzzah!
00:24:27Here we go.
00:24:28And your lawn display is amazing, B.T. Dubs.
00:24:31An homage to the great tragedies.
00:24:34Shakespeare was the father of the modern horror genre.
00:24:36Thou speaketh truth!
00:24:38Aye!
00:24:39Aye!
00:24:40All right, at last!
00:24:41I hate to break up this fun little drama camp we've got going on here,
00:24:46but this is Evergreen Lane, not the Globe Theatre.
00:24:49And our HOA president would never allow this level of theatrics.
00:24:58Ladies and gentlemen of the HOA, for the first time ever, we present...
00:25:07To your master stations!
00:25:10Move!
00:25:12Move!
00:25:15I got the crayoners!
00:25:17It's pronounced crawler!
00:25:23Ladies and gentlemen, I do apologize for this late start.
00:25:26I was unaware of the potency of indoor smoke bombs.
00:25:29You could have just borrowed my Bulgarian fog condenser, but... whatever.
00:25:33Noted.
00:25:35I'm sure you're all wondering why we called this last minute meeting.
00:25:39No, not really.
00:25:40Emily emailed us all an itinerary last night.
00:25:42Great.
00:25:43Well, I'm sure you're all wondering why the change of heart then.
00:25:45No.
00:25:45Emily sent us a very inspirational voice memo explaining everything.
00:25:51Did she now?
00:25:52It's great.
00:25:53Well, I guess I'm not sure what I'm doing here other than just looking pretty fly in my vintage J
00:25:56-press suit.
00:25:57You look great, babe.
00:25:58Do you want me to take this?
00:25:59Please.
00:25:59Please.
00:26:00All right, everyone.
00:26:02Per addendum B, subparagraph C of the HOA handbook, the head of the Activities Committee has the right and obligation
00:26:10to propose and uphold traditions new and old.
00:26:13I love it when you speak by law.
00:26:15I learn from the best.
00:26:16Wow.
00:26:16You two really took that to-become-one homily to heart.
00:26:19Oh, thank you so much, Pamela.
00:26:20That's so sweet.
00:26:21It's a special speech.
00:26:21Okay, please stop.
00:26:22So, I took the committee's feedback.
00:26:24I ran it by Mr. President here.
00:26:26And we have decided to turn Evergreen Lane into...
00:26:33Ever-Scream Lane!
00:26:36We have taken the traditions of yesteryear combined with the zeitgeist of current day to bring this spooky season to
00:26:43life in a new and thrilling way.
00:26:46Inspired by the boldness of the Balmers, each household will be required to create a Halloween lawn display to bring
00:26:53the spirit of this holiday to life.
00:26:55You have one week to get your displays together, or there will be consequences.
00:27:00I mean, it'll be like, you know, a citation or community service hours.
00:27:04But do not tempt me, for I have fresh citation pads.
00:27:08There will be daily activities leading up to Halloween, such as a pumpkin painting contest.
00:27:14Painting?
00:27:14Why don't we just carve those puppies?
00:27:17Because, Ned, pumpkin guts are gross. They're stringy. They're slimy. No.
00:27:20But it's very visceral for me.
00:27:22Okay, please, Ned. We don't have time for your sensory obsession. Touch your corduroys.
00:27:27Thank you, Pamela. You're gonna be thrilled to know that there will be a beastly bake-off.
00:27:31Yes! Ha ha! Oh my gosh. I could be Ghoulia Child.
00:27:37With spooky sweaters.
00:27:39And just how we do a toy drive at Christmas, we will be doing a charity food drive.
00:27:43But, da-da-da-da, to top it all off...
00:27:47Sorry, okay, Jared really wanted to do this part, so good.
00:27:50Thank you so much, honey.
00:27:51And to top it all off on All Hallows' Eve...
00:27:54October 31st, Halloween.
00:27:56After the tricks have been played, after the treats have been treated,
00:28:00we will have a cul-de-sac carnival costume competition to bring that creativity to life.
00:28:08Are there any rules to who we can or cannot impersonate?
00:28:12No more foreign dignitaries. We do not need the FBI here again.
00:28:15Yes, Ned. Please keep all costumes within the parameters of HOA guidelines
00:28:19and in accordance with state and federal laws.
00:28:21Tricky, but not impossible.
00:28:23In light of all this, we have something we'd like to propose.
00:28:26That is, if we can't invoke Addendum 3 of the Party Protocol.
00:28:29Oh, well, invoke away, please.
00:28:31I know you already have the food drive planned, but every year we do a big, spooky alley in our
00:28:37front yard.
00:28:37We go all out to raise money for the Children's Hospital.
00:28:40As a young girl, I was treated there, and they saved my life.
00:28:44So we try to do everything we can to give back.
00:28:47That's amazing. I mean, double the charity. I love it.
00:28:50I really love it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:28:53How spooky are we talking?
00:28:55Say like a five or a six on the Nosferatu meter?
00:28:58We hit a 7.5 once.
00:29:00No. No.
00:29:017.5?
00:29:02But that was close to Y2K, so all sorts of things were happening.
00:29:05That won't happen again.
00:29:09I mean, it's within popcorn.
00:29:11I think we need to...
00:29:12Okay, I'm not opposed to it.
00:29:14As long as we remember this is for the kids, so we have to keep the scare factor to a
00:29:17five or below.
00:29:18Yeah, of course.
00:29:18Should we just take a vote?
00:29:20Well, I think we have to.
00:29:21I mean, that's part of the bylaws.
00:29:23Yeah, then that settles it.
00:29:23I'll pass out some ballots, and we can decide if this neighborhood is ready to come together to face our
00:29:29biggest fears this Halloween.
00:29:31I've already faced my greatest fear, a hot yoga class taught by Ned.
00:29:35It's free on Thursdays.
00:29:37Oh, it might be free, but you will pay dearly.
00:29:40Trust me.
00:29:41Now take me off your MailChimp.
00:29:49Halloween is back, baby.
00:29:50Okay.
00:29:51I hope pumpkin spiced your latte.
00:29:53I'm just so excited.
00:29:54The vote was unanimous.
00:29:57Everyone loved my Halloween plans.
00:29:58And then our new neighbors had this amazing idea to do this outdoor spooky alley, and it's gonna raise money
00:30:02for the children's hospital.
00:30:04First lady of Ever Scream Lane.
00:30:05You're really taking charge, carving up the HOA handbook.
00:30:09How's Jared doing with all this?
00:30:10At first, it was really hard for him to transition his mind to a new holiday.
00:30:14Kind of like he's cheating on Christmas.
00:30:15Right.
00:30:16But now that he's in it, he's doubling down.
00:30:18It's like Kevin in K-pop.
00:30:19This is new.
00:30:20I played one song for him.
00:30:21One time, he totally made fun of me.
00:30:23The next day, it was all he was listening to.
00:30:25He's basically made it his whole personality.
00:30:26Same thing with Jared.
00:30:27He's been driving all the way to Provo to go to this tailor-made costume store almost every day.
00:30:32You are in it.
00:30:33We are, but it is just a lot to balance with work.
00:30:35I feel like I'm kind of just going through the motions.
00:30:38I mean, I'm doing a good job, but it's just, it's not fulfilling.
00:30:41Welcome to most of America.
00:30:43I think it's just, you know, the wedding and the honeymoon.
00:30:45It was so perfect, I just wanted to relive it.
00:30:47Well, the honeymoon phase is great, but the real joy of marriage is the journey that lies ahead.
00:30:53I love that.
00:30:54Speaking of, I have to get that little journey to piano lessons.
00:30:58Honey, wanna wrap up that book you're reading?
00:31:00We gotta get going.
00:31:01All done.
00:31:01I finished the whole series, actually.
00:31:03Do you have any more?
00:31:04Oh, I didn't even realize Jared had brought that box down from the attic.
00:31:08No, I only wrote the seven.
00:31:10Seven?
00:31:11How come I only knew about one?
00:31:12After my agent didn't get any bites on the first one, she dropped me like a T-Swift album.
00:31:17Didn't really make sense to continue.
00:31:19I really like the different aliens.
00:31:21Zolt is so funny.
00:31:22Really?
00:31:23What was your favorite part?
00:31:24Probably when the hover wagon was broken and Zolt was the only one who could fix it because
00:31:29of the combo wrench his dad gave him.
00:31:30Wow.
00:31:31He really did read it.
00:31:32Yep.
00:31:33Let me know if you write any more.
00:31:35Thanks, Nicole.
00:31:36I will.
00:31:50Oh, cute costume.
00:31:52You look adorable.
00:31:54So cute.
00:31:57You shall not pass!
00:32:03Lie, you fools.
00:32:04Boo!
00:32:05What are you doing here?
00:32:08I've been trying to ask you the same question, but someone I know doesn't answer their phone
00:32:11for the last two hours.
00:32:12I'm sorry.
00:32:12The store's a bit of a dead zone.
00:32:14Didn't you see the sign?
00:32:16Jared, that says undead zone.
00:32:18It's just a clever sign to sell zombie paraphernalia.
00:32:21I love this store.
00:32:22Clearly, you've been coming here every day since we jumped on this haunted hayride.
00:32:26I just want to feel inspired.
00:32:27You know, we have a costume contest coming up.
00:32:29No, no, no.
00:32:30We're doing Phantom of the Opera.
00:32:31We're singing the duet.
00:32:31Yeah, um, I wanted to talk to you about that.
00:32:35Jared, you know I don't do harmony.
00:32:36What if I did the contest... alone?
00:32:43Oh.
00:32:44Okay.
00:32:45Is that fine?
00:32:46Yeah, I mean, I...
00:32:47I don't know what to say, but...
00:32:49Honest reaction.
00:32:50Go.
00:32:52It's fine.
00:32:52Of course it's fine.
00:32:53Yeah, we have been doing a lot of stuff together lately, and maybe...
00:32:56Maybe we should do some things on our own.
00:32:59Okay.
00:33:00So you're not annoyed!
00:33:01I'm only annoyed that now I have to figure out what I'm doing.
00:33:03Whatever it is, I'm sure it's going to be epic.
00:33:06Speaking of epic, we should discuss lawn display ASAP.
00:33:09Now, what are you thinking?
00:33:11Evil battling robots?
00:33:12Zombie apocalypse?
00:33:13No, no, no.
00:33:14This is what I wanted to tell you.
00:33:16I think I have found the perfect thing.
00:33:23I'm confused.
00:33:24I thought we were working on the lawn display.
00:33:25Look around.
00:33:26What does this remind you of?
00:33:28Mainly the fact that I missed lunch, and I'm starving, and I want to eat the entire store.
00:33:31No, think about it.
00:33:32Last Halloween with Grandma.
00:33:35Hansel and Gretel.
00:33:36The witch's gingerbread house.
00:33:38What's more Halloween than Grimm's fairy tale?
00:33:40And it's the perfect way to honor Grandma.
00:33:42I'm going to get to work on the blueprints immediately.
00:33:44We don't have time for blueprints.
00:33:45Once we build the witch's house, it'll be the perfect hiding spot for yard-yelping.
00:33:48Jared!
00:33:49Yes!
00:33:49No!
00:33:50I didn't think you were into yard-yelping.
00:33:52I'm not!
00:33:54I'm not!
00:33:57But if I was, I would be like the Daniel Day-Lewis of it.
00:34:01You know I hate when people do that.
00:34:03Ashlyn Ashford still haunts my dreams 20 years later.
00:34:07I could see her in that scarecrow makeup.
00:34:09She's lurking about.
00:34:10Oh, it's horrible.
00:34:11Horrible.
00:34:12Well, then why would you vote to protect yard-yelping on the new HOA protocol?
00:34:16Because like it or not, it is a tradition.
00:34:18And traditions are important.
00:34:20But that's why I added the regulation to reduce the scare factor.
00:34:23That way, every screen lane is a Halloween destination for all.
00:34:26Young and old.
00:34:27So impressive.
00:34:27I just really want this to be next level.
00:34:29And it's going to be.
00:34:31Everyone can see it.
00:34:32Thanks.
00:34:34You know, though, speaking of Ashlyn, doesn't she host Wake Up Utah on Channel 6?
00:34:38Yes.
00:34:39Her mom and mine stayed friends after they moved.
00:34:42She mentions it every time she's on TV.
00:34:45Do you think she could put me in contact with her?
00:34:46Maybe they could do a story about what we're up to this year.
00:34:49Sure, but aren't you guys, like, frenemies?
00:34:52I mean, we were, but it was a long time ago.
00:34:55And if it could help bring people to the carnival, that would be great.
00:34:58I mean, our neighborhood isn't exactly known as a Halloween destination,
00:35:01so if we want to raise some serious money for Children's Hospital,
00:35:05I do think it's worth a try.
00:35:06I like where your head's at.
00:35:07Cheers.
00:35:08Where's your stomach at?
00:35:08Because I'm starving.
00:35:09Excuse me.
00:35:10Can we get a dozen patries to go?
00:35:12And, uh, one is German chocolate cookies.
00:35:14And, uh, oh, threw in two honey boys in the...
00:35:16Excuse me.
00:35:18Could I see this, please?
00:35:19Orange.
00:35:20Ooh, they clear.
00:35:21Two, they clear.
00:35:28Careful, Bob.
00:35:29I don't want to fall down.
00:35:30He's a werewolf.
00:35:31Why would he be wearing a ball gown?
00:35:33Let's judge this guy up.
00:35:35Careful, that could be flammable.
00:35:36Trust me, I know.
00:35:40Jared!
00:35:41Slow down!
00:35:42Looking good, Belinda.
00:35:43Thanks, Boo.
00:35:46Did you just call Ned your boo?
00:35:48No, I-I was just trying to scare him.
00:35:51Boo, did I scare you?
00:35:52Right out of my socks, girl.
00:35:55Hey, Jared, help me put the nails in my coffin.
00:35:59Gladly.
00:36:08Smile, you two.
00:36:10Oh, what a couple of handsomes you are.
00:36:13Ah!
00:36:14Oh, my goodness.
00:36:15Oh!
00:36:16Oh, your clown.
00:36:17You need some ice on this.
00:36:19Jared!
00:36:19A little help?
00:36:21Yeah, I got you.
00:36:21What do you clowns think you're doing?
00:36:23Ah, thank you.
00:36:25Jared, it has been a real circus around here with these guys.
00:36:28I swear, one of them is possessed.
00:36:31You know, clowns freak a lot of people out, but not me.
00:36:34I actually kinda like them.
00:36:36Well, you are braver than I am.
00:36:38You know, I'm gonna try to get these guys set up over there.
00:36:40I mean, you've been working out.
00:36:41Could you get that big clown stood up?
00:36:43Of course.
00:36:44Anything, of course, Pamela.
00:36:45Sure.
00:36:50You just got yard-yelped.
00:36:53Hard!
00:36:54Ha!
00:36:54Ha!
00:36:54Ha!
00:36:54Ha!
00:36:55You did, Jared!
00:36:56You got me, Helen.
00:36:57You got me good.
00:36:58I thought you said clowns didn't scare you.
00:37:01Hope we didn't scare you too bad.
00:37:03Don't you ever apologize for a well-executed prank.
00:37:06Jared is a big boy.
00:37:08He can handle it.
00:37:09That's right.
00:37:10Oh, look!
00:37:10Ned and Melinda are trying to prank you, too.
00:37:14Are you seeing what I'm seeing?
00:37:17Oh, my gosh.
00:37:19Jared?
00:37:19Jared, are you okay?
00:37:21What's happening to him, Mom?
00:37:22I don't know, sweetie.
00:37:23Just go inside!
00:37:25Yes, dear.
00:37:26Whatever.
00:37:27Looking good, Melinda.
00:37:29Thanks, boo.
00:37:30Oh, I'm sorry.
00:37:31Oh, here we go.
00:37:33Oh.
00:37:33Is that better?
00:37:35Yeah, that's better.
00:37:37Jared, are you okay?
00:37:42I've seen that people.
00:37:45Jared, don't do anything crazy!
00:37:55Emily!
00:37:56Emily?
00:37:59Emily, where are you?
00:38:00I'm in the kitchen.
00:38:02Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:38:05Is everything okay?
00:38:06No!
00:38:06It's not okay.
00:38:07We are, in fact, in a worst-case scenario scenario.
00:38:10Did you get rejected from the Santa Academy?
00:38:12What? Did you hear something?
00:38:12No!
00:38:13It's worse than that!
00:38:13How is that even possible?
00:38:14It's Ned.
00:38:15Did he steal your devil sticks?
00:38:16What? No.
00:38:17Where are those, by the way?
00:38:18It's so odd.
00:38:19Maybe they'll show up.
00:38:20It's so bad I don't even want to say it out loud.
00:38:22Okay, is he going through, like, a flat-earth phase again?
00:38:23It's worse than that!
00:38:24Okay, you're killing me, Small. Spit it out!
00:38:26Ned is dating my mom!
00:38:31Oh, no.
00:38:36I don't care what he says, I refuse to call him Dad.
00:38:39You might be getting ahead of yourself here.
00:38:40You don't know how serious it is yet.
00:38:42Whatever it was, it definitely was not in the friend zone.
00:38:45Do they know that you saw them flirting?
00:38:46No, and I'll never say a word, because I want it raced from my memory.
00:38:50Every time I close my eyes, I can just see the way they were looking at each other.
00:38:53Just focused and intense, like there was no one else in the cul-de-sac.
00:38:57That actually sounds kind of sweet.
00:38:58The man pours Peck O'Brien in his shredded wheat.
00:39:01There's nothing sweet about him.
00:39:06I have to tell Pamela not to tell anyone.
00:39:07She saw two?
00:39:08Is that bad?
00:39:09That's not good.
00:39:10Is she gonna tell everyone?
00:39:11I mean, that tea's probably too hot for her not to spill.
00:39:13We have to stop this.
00:39:14I get that you're upset, but you gotta remember they're adults.
00:39:16And Ned is... Ned, and maybe that's what your mom wants.
00:39:18Or maybe she's onto a spell.
00:39:20Didn't you say that he studied hypnosis in, uh, in Vienna?
00:39:23Jared, you have to talk to her.
00:39:25Ask her how she's feeling.
00:39:27She's obviously worried, and that's why she's hiding it from you.
00:39:29So tell her it's safe for her to talk to you about it.
00:39:32Oh, at this point, I don't know if it is.
00:39:34Great.
00:39:34Okay, why don't you just take a breath?
00:39:36I can go work on the gingerbread house.
00:39:37I'm sure there's some gumdrops that need to be gummed,
00:39:38or some candy that needs to be caned.
00:39:40What?
00:39:41There's no candy canes at Halloween.
00:39:43Jared, just eat your pie.
00:39:45For you, I will.
00:39:46Needs more sprinkles.
00:39:48That looks good.
00:39:50When did you do this?
00:39:52Been wrapped up with all this Ned knot since I even noticed this.
00:39:55What are you doing over here?
00:39:56Jess was over here with Nicole the other day,
00:39:58and she read all of those books that you had brought down from the attic,
00:40:01and she really loved them,
00:40:02and it just kind of inspired me to pick it up again.
00:40:04You totally should.
00:40:05It's very casual.
00:40:06Just the neighborhood had inspired an idea,
00:40:08and it just, you know,
00:40:09just started sketching some things out.
00:40:11Sketch away, my love.
00:40:12Looks great.
00:40:13You're so talented.
00:40:15I love you.
00:40:17Oh, oh my goodness.
00:40:18Ashlyn texted me back.
00:40:20Oh, nice. What'd she say?
00:40:21The Channel 6 News is coming to Everscreen Lane.
00:40:24What?
00:40:28I'm gonna text the girls.
00:40:36What happened there, Graham?
00:40:38How'd you go all ski-wampus on me again?
00:40:47Everything's looking really good around here.
00:40:50And...
00:40:53I'm writing again.
00:40:55I mean, I'm not getting too excited just because of what happened last time,
00:40:58but I am having so much fun.
00:41:01And that's enough for me right now.
00:41:03Anyway, it's turning into the picture-perfect holiday,
00:41:06and it just feels like everything's come full circle.
00:41:13I only wish you were here to see it.
00:41:17Love you.
00:41:18Good night.
00:41:26I'm Ashlyn Ashworth, and welcome to Wake Up Utah.
00:41:29We are here on Evergreen Lane,
00:41:31or should I say Ever-Scream Lane?
00:41:33A neighborhood that is usually known for Christmas has traded its cheer for fear this spooky season.
00:41:40When we come back, we will join them as they kick off the much-anticipated neighborhood pumpkin painting contest,
00:41:46a tradition that has been squashed for over 25 years.
00:41:51I nailed that, right?
00:41:53Hey, is it a bad time?
00:41:54No, not at all.
00:41:55We're on commercial.
00:41:56It is great to see you, Emily.
00:41:58Good to see you, too.
00:41:58Thank you so much for coming.
00:42:00Oh, are you serious?
00:42:01I had to see this for myself.
00:42:02I still can't believe that you're behind all of this.
00:42:05We used to live here.
00:42:05You know how festive we get.
00:42:06For Christmas, sure.
00:42:08But ever since you got so scared by my scarecrow prank,
00:42:11this entire neighborhood turned into a ghost town on Halloween, remember?
00:42:15Oh, that is good.
00:42:16Hey, write that down.
00:42:17Oh, I remember.
00:42:18And so does my therapist, trust me.
00:42:20Come on, it wasn't that bad.
00:42:22I mean, your friend Jeremy was there, and he didn't seem too scared.
00:42:25Jared.
00:42:25Who?
00:42:26Me, Jared Farnsworth.
00:42:27Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:42:29I meet a lot of people.
00:42:30No, no, it's okay.
00:42:31I was with her the night that you yard-yelped us.
00:42:34Dress is handsome.
00:42:35You know, we were in Miss Thornock's homeroom together.
00:42:37Super skinny legs.
00:42:38Always wanted to play the MASH game with us.
00:42:40Super nerdy.
00:42:41That's fun to hear.
00:42:41Oh, yeah.
00:42:42Big dorky glasses.
00:42:44And he would always rig the MASH game to end up with you.
00:42:46I was like, hello.
00:42:48Well, I guess he got his wish, because we got married last month.
00:42:52That's amazing.
00:42:54Seriously, congrats you two.
00:42:55And thank you so much for doing this segment.
00:42:57It's really exciting.
00:42:59Yeah.
00:42:59As HOA president, we really appreciate the exposure to show how far we've come since we celebrated
00:43:04Halloween on this level.
00:43:05Of course.
00:43:06Do you want me to interview you two?
00:43:07No.
00:43:07Yes.
00:43:09I just was thinking we should keep it about the neighbor, you know?
00:43:11Totally.
00:43:12Okay.
00:43:12Well, we're about to be back, so I can catch up with you guys later.
00:43:15Yeah, girl.
00:43:15Do your thing.
00:43:17Okay.
00:43:18Uh, Ty?
00:43:19Let's move.
00:43:19Let's go get more coverage.
00:43:21Do your thing, girl?
00:43:22What was that?
00:43:23I don't know.
00:43:23I mean, I get around her and I turn into plastic.
00:43:25Ned is the least of my concerns right now.
00:43:27I mean, look, Ned is at the table with my mom.
00:43:29They're on a team.
00:43:30Relax.
00:43:31I'm not supposed to relax.
00:43:32It's Ned.
00:43:33And how do you feel about the Halloween traditions coming back to life?
00:43:36It's simply gorgeous.
00:43:38Did you see what I did there?
00:43:40Gord.
00:43:41Gordages.
00:43:42That is a good one.
00:43:43Did you just come up with that?
00:43:44That's been ripening on the vine for years.
00:43:47Don't make me put you down for now, Bob.
00:43:49When you're known for only Christmas, you don't have the opportunity to show your range.
00:43:53Most people know that I have a doctorate in arts and crafts.
00:43:57But what they don't know is that I did a study abroad in the Atacama region of northern Chile,
00:44:03which is the pumpkin capital of South America.
00:44:06Basically, I have forgotten more about these babies than most people will learn in a lifetime.
00:44:11I'm about to PH destroy the competition, if you know what I mean.
00:44:16Do you know what I mean?
00:44:17I think I do.
00:44:18How would you describe your neighbors?
00:44:20Intense.
00:44:21In a good way.
00:44:22Like Benedict from Much Ado About Nothing.
00:44:24Well, I'd say a little more like Catherine from Taming It.
00:44:26True.
00:44:26She's more like Rosalyn.
00:44:27Well, no.
00:44:28I mean, I know you love Rosalyn.
00:44:29Might as well talk about Tartuffe.
00:44:30I'm excited to use the pointillism technique my mom taught me.
00:44:33I think it really captures the essence of the holiday without being too on the nose.
00:44:37I've gone for more of a cubist approach,
00:44:39using shapes to really represent the surreal nature of what Halloween represents.
00:44:43Look at those couple goals.
00:44:45Adorable.
00:44:45I can't even enjoy this right now.
00:44:46I'm far too upset.
00:44:47Honey, I want you to try to stay calm.
00:44:49Look at the wise.
00:44:51Look at the wise.
00:44:52That's something you only say in your extreme duress.
00:44:54Deep breaths.
00:44:55Ty, for this one, I'd love to get a nice in-camera zoom.
00:44:58As you can see, not everyone dressed up for the painting contest.
00:45:03I guess some of us just care more.
00:45:07Now, Ty, go white.
00:45:08Go white.
00:45:12Paint with us.
00:45:15Fun fact, the first jack-o'-lanterns were made from turnips.
00:45:20Or large potatoes.
00:45:21It stemmed from the Celtic Samhain festival in Ireland.
00:45:24Which some people pronounce Samhain.
00:45:26Yeah.
00:45:27They were believed to ward off evil spirits lurking about.
00:45:32But today, there's a much more jocular meaning to it.
00:45:36And dare I say, romantic.
00:45:38Oh, romantic in what way?
00:45:40Take our pumpkins, for example.
00:45:43Oh, Romeo and Juliet.
00:45:45Correct.
00:45:45We are nearing noontide, so the lighting is not correct for this.
00:45:50But could you imagine what this street would look like at night?
00:45:55And with these pumpkins carved and lit, as they should have been done, come eventide, these
00:46:03star-crossed lovers will surely light up the autumnal sky.
00:46:08Oh dear.
00:46:10Edgar James Broadhead, step away from my mama.
00:46:16I most certainly will not.
00:46:20Jared, sweetie, you know what?
00:46:21Let's just take a minute and talk about this.
00:46:24That's a great idea, Belinda.
00:46:25You know what?
00:46:25Why don't we turn off the cameras for a second and we can discuss this.
00:46:28How long has this been going on?
00:46:30Well, I can't speak for the lady, but as for me, two Christmases ago, the night you
00:46:35first took the throne in Santa's village.
00:46:37Betrayed.
00:46:38And in my own kingdom, I will not allow you to defame the Farnsworth's name with your unwelcomed
00:46:45advances.
00:46:46They are more than welcome, thank you very much.
00:46:49Is that true?
00:46:50True?
00:46:51Truer than true north.
00:46:53More absolute than absolute zero.
00:47:01There you have it folks, true love right here on live TV.
00:47:15and just like that hoa president jared barnsworth smashes a jack-o-lantern of love begging the
00:47:23question should this neighborhood actually be called ever meanling that's enough ashland
00:47:30back to you ted back to you ted
00:47:36as a childhood resident of the lane i know from experience how firm of a grip the homeowners
00:47:42association has on its residents the intensity is simply too much for some including my parents
00:47:48when asked hoa president jared barnsworth refused to make a statement but his actions spoke much
00:47:55more than words
00:47:59many utahans would dream of living on evergreen lane but today felt more like a nightmare on
00:48:05elm street oh come on that's just yellow journalism with a reputation like that i have a feeling the
00:48:10surrounding communities will be frightened away from the rest of the activities this halloween
00:48:16turn it off i'm ashlyn ashworth and this is
00:48:20thank you for letting us use your house as a neutral holding zone while the deliberation occurs
00:48:23so sorry you had to see that i thought it was kind of exciting actually ned broadhead is dating my
00:48:29mother do you understand the implications behind that type of betrayal and you expect me to be
00:48:33concerned with anything else right now i mean i don't know left from right up from down i don't
00:48:37know diagonals right now i mean the man who lived next door to me my best man and the woman
00:48:42that gave
00:48:42birth to me she gave birth to me and i don't know what's happening right now i'm so confused
00:48:48wait let's just put a hold on the existential crisis until we hear what it is you have to do
00:48:52to make
00:48:52this right and i just hope they don't strip you of your presidential powers
00:48:55they can do that it's in the hands of the triumvirate of truth
00:48:58is that from star wars oh don't let the name fool you it's just mary louise pam and bob they
00:49:03meet at
00:49:03swigalicious and sugar house don't belittle the system these are time-proven protocols emergency
00:49:08measures to bring balance to the bylaws star wars who can forget the great hayfield mcavoy debate of 91
00:49:14when a power grid dispute almost canceled christmas but lo two humble hoa members stepped into the breach
00:49:22and created the magna carta of merriment are you saying all this because you and i invented it
00:49:27can't i just be proud of our work yes but you don't make us sound humble humble that's not a
00:49:32nice
00:49:32accusation can we please make a good impression on the new neighbors honey do you think you'll ever
00:49:37forgive me it's not my forgiveness you need right now
00:49:59the triumvirate of truth has reached a decision do what must be done
00:50:05jared farnsworth you have been charged with destruction of personal property and projecting
00:50:11a pumpkin in a pedestrian perimeter not only did this impact the cleanliness of our curbs but it
00:50:16brought negative news coverage to the neighborhood which in turn plummeted the projected property values
00:50:21by approximately three percent hold my soda we know ned to be neurotic and now is known to be
00:50:30necking with your next of kin however we have reviewed the reasoning for your revolt and although we find
00:50:37the target of your treason to be tyrannical it cannot be tolerated in order to be forgiven you must fulfill
00:50:44the following i don't read kirstie very well i'm sorry bob i don't know hyperglyphics
00:50:53i'll paraphrase your powers will be temporarily suspended and given to emily until you make things
00:51:00right emotions are running really high right now and we think you need to sit down with ned and talk
00:51:06it over man to man you ruined it bob you took away all of my alliteration and flair i got
00:51:10you girl
00:51:11basically you better buy the old buck of beer i accept the triumvirate's decision
00:51:20i'm sorry i hold on look i i'm all for you making good with ned i mean you can go
00:51:24out on your mandate
00:51:25you can bro it up all you want but as your interim president i have a mandate of my own
00:51:31anything before
00:51:32you go out with your bro i think belinda deserves a one-on-one conversation of her own don't you
00:51:39i concur madam president thank you i'm so embarrassed we had so much soda i i can't believe
00:51:45that we never thought of her i blame the firm psychological grip of the patriarchy my bad it's
00:51:51okay i've got my traveling quill all right i'll just add this to the bottom of the parchment okay men
00:51:57do not tell book club about this
00:52:15pink meringue oh yes thank you i hear that delicious you know you didn't have to spring for the queen
00:52:23victoria package i i know i wanted to i know you've always wanted to have tea with a daughter
00:52:30but you know there are no rules about having it with a son i appreciate it but it's me we
00:52:36we can just
00:52:37talk okay then i will start by apologizing emily reminded me that we're all adults here and
00:52:49i sure wasn't acting like one neither did i i could have told you i should have told you when
00:52:56i
00:52:56first started catching feelings but it took me a while to realize what was happening
00:53:03so are are you in that like
00:53:09i don't know i don't i don't know how to define it exactly but according to mary louise the kids
00:53:15would say we're talking talking what does that mean first of all how does an 80 year old woman
00:53:22know what the lingo is mom the real question is are you happy i find myself smiling every day
00:53:32that ned is a real rizzler rizzler love that for you i think your father's been gone for so long
00:53:42that
00:53:42i i kind of forgot what it felt like to be seen in that way and i never expected to
00:53:48feel that way
00:53:49about ned but something about him has changed and i love the way his eyes light up when he sees
00:53:56me or
00:53:57when he listens to me talk and i know he's one tall glass of some self-distilled spirit but he
00:54:05gets me
00:54:05and oh when he kisses me oh you can stop there i get the picture oh boy i think it
00:54:14just caught me by
00:54:14surprise you know i ned and i haven't always gotten along and he's the strangest man i've ever met
00:54:24but you know i love the guy i know you do and honestly it's still early with us i don't
00:54:29know
00:54:30what's going to happen but it means so much to me to know that i have your support absolutely i
00:54:36love
00:54:36you son i love you too but if you call ned the rizzler ever again i've changed my mind
00:54:48so when did you first know uh christmas eve uh the year emily came back your mother joined me
00:54:57outside for a mug of hot bourbon cider it was so dark i could just see the moon on her
00:55:05hair
00:55:06and we started talking about our favorite stars you know i could not narrow it down to one star but
00:55:14i
00:55:14do have a favorite nebula of course because everyone knows that so i was born may 1st yes
00:55:21which makes me a please land your plane a taurus taurus which means my favorite is going to be the
00:55:31crab nebula otherwise known as ngc 1952 sure every everyone knows that yes but what i didn't know
00:55:39was your mother's favorite star is australia star you didn't know that at all i literally named the
00:55:47only star i could think of it's okay not all of us are astrophiles but those of us who are
00:55:52know that
00:55:53it is located in the constellation of taurus and then your mother tells me that australia is really a
00:56:02very famous greek nymph how about i stop you right there uh it's gonna be enough mythology for one
00:56:08evening no really you should google the story and read it later it's a scorcher i promise you i will
00:56:13not
00:56:13okay but do you want to ask you a favor yes sir first never use nymph and my mother in
00:56:21the same
00:56:22sentence ever again that's a big ask i'm asking i'm gonna try try really really hard yes sir also
00:56:31please treat her well and please be honest with her i swear on the stars and you watch out for
00:56:41yourself too broadhead you hear me okay she breaks your heart don't come crying to me the game of love
00:56:46is high risk high reward i know what i'm playing i swear to risking it all
00:57:01you want to play some pool i'll play billiards you can call whatever you want you're going down bro
00:57:06hell yeah sure
00:57:14hey babe what are you sitting up i had an idea and it just keeps flowing i couldn't sleep
00:57:19how'd it go with ned and belinda
00:57:32oh that good huh not my weeds not my cart well said
00:57:41i'm about to head to bed all right should i wait up for you no i'm almost done here i
00:57:46was hoping maybe
00:57:47we could snuggle and watch a movie i think i make that happen do not drop me please why would
00:57:54i drop
00:57:58so by watch a movie do you mean start a movie and then in 15 minutes you'll be asleep in
00:58:05my arm
00:58:05yeah but first we could flirt a little you know laugh and cuddle while we try to find something to
00:58:11watch
00:58:11that actually sounds amazing hmm it's my favorite thing in the whole world
00:58:19you know the more i think about the ashland situation i
00:58:22the more i feel like maybe i should reach out and just try and clear the air
00:58:28it was me who embarrassed myself on regional tv
00:58:31no honey i'm not talking about pumpkin gate
00:58:35something she said on the broadcast like maybe her family felt like they were pushed out of the
00:58:42neighborhood i mean i know i can't change anything but i i just would really love to extend a peace
00:58:49offering you know i mean we're adults we shouldn't be shouldn't have this like weirdness from our
00:58:55childhood between us
00:58:59well if that's the way you feel i think you should definitely reach out
00:59:03thanks honey
00:59:05isn't it so nice to have someone you can say anything to at any time
00:59:15that is the best definition of marriage i've ever heard
00:59:26hey thanks so much for agreeing to meet me oh of course i'm sorry i don't have more time i
00:59:30have
00:59:30just been so busy with the tapings and keeping up with my followers i've recorded seven cameos this
00:59:35week oh my goodness i'm gonna make it quick i um don't worry about michaela she has heard it all
00:59:40she is a bolt i just wanted to apologize for when we were younger i was the one that scared
00:59:48you remember
00:59:48i know but what i really mean is after that i know the neighbors went into overdrive trying to
00:59:53protect me after my grandmother passed and after the whole scarecrow thing and i just really hope
00:59:57that's not the reason your family decided to move away and after you moved i i thought you were angry
01:00:03at me i really did i thought you were mad and i should have talked to you about it right
01:00:06then and
01:00:06there and instead i put up this wall and it wasn't because i didn't like you it was actually quite
01:00:12the
01:00:12opposite come on emily you nicknamed me schlin shady and that was totally unfair i mean how were you
01:00:16supposed to know that i was going to ask buzz okey to sadie's everyone wanted to ask buzz ah blue
01:00:20-eyed buzz
01:00:21the truth is you were so cool and popular and i and i just loved what you did with the
01:00:25school
01:00:25announcements you never told me that well i should have they were clever and funny and everyone loved
01:00:29them and i mean look look where you are now secretly i kind of always wanted to volunteer to write
01:00:33the
01:00:33copy for the teleprompter why didn't you say anything i just never had the courage and i was embarrassed
01:00:39about how things ended between us when you moved i just want to say i'm sorry that i let my
01:00:45own
01:00:45insecurities come between what could have been a really cool friendship
01:00:49we need ashlyn and studio c asap oh i'm so sorry i have to run it's okay talk later yeah
01:00:56of course
01:00:56go go go thank you oh uh here's a headshot for free oh thank you i'll see you soon
01:01:04that went well i can't believe you confronted the great and powerful ashlyn been bugging me for years it
01:01:11felt so good to get it off my chest i mean she didn't give me much of a reaction but
01:01:15that's okay it was
01:01:15worth it i gotta say i'm proud of you on so many levels oh thank you also i think you're
01:01:20really
01:01:20onto something this year those spider doodles look amazing they taste great too i had three of them
01:01:25when mom wasn't looking you're gonna make yourself sick come on it's halloween isn't that the point
01:01:30well fine at least give me a bite then
01:01:34those are amazing thank you i'm so glad but save some room for pamela's because you know she is a
01:01:40shoe in to win the contest no secret there i don't know i'm pretty much of a cookie expert at
01:01:44this
01:01:44point i think you have a chance thanks i mean we'll see i just do feel like the creative juices
01:01:51have
01:01:51been flowing you know since i started writing again i don't know maybe some of that energy's been
01:01:55absorbed into the baking as well i was gonna say there's something different about you i thought it
01:01:59was the honeymoon glow but got a little spark in you i didn't realize how much i miss writing you
01:02:04know
01:02:04like i've forgotten about the joy it brings me i think i thought copywriting was enough but maybe
01:02:09it's not well now you know at least you're back to doing something you love yeah exactly and even if
01:02:13it doesn't turn into something i do for money at least i know it's important to me it's exactly how
01:02:17i feel about the real housewives of salt lake city oh i wish they'd bring monica back right she's the
01:02:21best part i was more intrigued by jen's storyline i said i was a good mom not a perfect mom
01:02:27i hope it's
01:02:28okay that we're a little late i'll get set up thanks oh thank you so much for hosting belinda was
01:02:33a
01:02:33little preoccupied this week if you know what i mean are you kidding this is our idea of a house
01:02:38warming party more like heartwarming seriously we have lived in a lot of places and never really
01:02:44felt like we fit in until now oh well i think if we looked into the cauldron we would see
01:02:49a lifetime
01:02:50of friendship ahead for us look at our little angel all caught up in festive spirit true i've never
01:02:59seen her so happy but our angel still can't compete with our devil food albert you little demon you
01:03:07come on come on just let me have just a little taste bob not yet even oh i have never
01:03:13been so
01:03:14in love well if you're so in love go get me a drink i can't believe you would take palesthesia
01:03:20over echolocation i mean if you lost your prefrontal cortex see there you go again trying to confuse me
01:03:25with your technical jargon i'm just saying money aside i would rather be peter parker than bruce wayne
01:03:30you are so wrong that fog oh luna wow the detail of your piping is amazing i applaud your efforts
01:03:42i
01:03:43i really do and this is your first cookie competition is it yep and i guess we'll have to see
01:03:49if a win is
01:03:50to be or not to be oh never heard that one before either way we're really hoping we can at
01:03:55least
01:03:56turn a few heads oh well how very optimistic of you but alas poor yorick once the judges take a
01:04:05bite
01:04:05of my chocolate chip chupacabras you're going to be heading home with a participation ribbon pinned
01:04:10on your festive little sweater and that is what we call pre-game intimidation helen take notes
01:04:21shoot they're pretty good okay
01:04:25are we ready
01:04:29welcome to the first beastly bake-off in more than 20 years we had a wickedly hard time judging the
01:04:37entries this year and uh i'm a little scared to announce the winner you should be scared lover girl
01:04:43because if i smell any netty boy nepotism i will go nuclear i can assure you that outside of this
01:04:49year's
01:04:50amazing entries there has been no home cooking in the selection process unlike christmas rules there is
01:04:57only one winner today no second or third place that's right only room for one creature in this cavern
01:05:03baby okay here we go and the winner is
01:05:11for her cinnamon spider doodles
01:05:20there's no such thing as cruelers
01:05:23pamela no no pamela pamela pamela darling pamela it's me it's mary louise
01:05:32oh mary louise it's you
01:05:36bob it's you too oh you guys i just i just had the most horrible dream oh there were cookies
01:05:43and and
01:05:44a witch and and and you were there and and belinda you were there oh and jared you were there
01:05:51too and
01:05:51and so were you easy easy easy we've already performed the awards audit i could confidently
01:06:02confirm that there was no tomfoolery she won fair and square but i you know and she can't how good
01:06:09jean she's never been able to cook anything in her life pamela if i had known how much this was
01:06:13going to upset you or how you were going to react i i would have just given up and let
01:06:16you win you and
01:06:17me both where's my helen she's in her room facetiming with her dad thank you sure
01:06:26well i don't know if it's a head injury or not but i want to apologize to all of you
01:06:33every year
01:06:34i get so obsessed with winning that i let it become my identity but as i look around and see
01:06:40all of your
01:06:41faces i realize that i've already won because i live on evergreen lane and there's no place like home
01:06:53uh you guys i'm so sorry to interrupt this very sweet moment then don't but i have news
01:06:59it looks like channel six wants to come out and live stream the carnival spooky alley and all
01:07:03wow looks like we better haul out the halloween yes okay everyone everyone thank you thank you so
01:07:17much for coming on such short notice an opportunity has presented itself and i just had to share and
01:07:23bring it to a vote i got a text from ashton ashworth at channel six and it looks like they
01:07:29want to come
01:07:30back to the lane what about that smear piece she did about us it wasn't exactly a smear jared did
01:07:36go full billy corgan on those pumpkins he did i'm taking full responsibility for my actions apparently
01:07:41it was great for ratings for the network and they want to come back and cover the carnival and the
01:07:45spooky alley i think this could take our fundraiser to the next level i think we should do it guys
01:07:49they
01:07:49lived here like five minutes i'm just saying you know you've been fundraising you know it's for the
01:07:54kids but you know it still seems really fishy to me i smell a conspiracy can't risk any more bad
01:07:59press
01:07:59guys guys guys come on it's time to help a prez out listen when i had to relinquish my powers
01:08:05to my
01:08:06better half i realized something i realized that serving this community it's a privilege
01:08:13i let my anger get the best of me and i was a very poor example of how our leader
01:08:17should be luckily
01:08:18you guys cared about me enough to give me a second chance now it's our chance to come together as
01:08:24a
01:08:24community and a neighborhood and celebrate in front of the entire state of utah and a few select counties
01:08:30in idaho wyoming and nevada depending on local tv markets yes ned not important but sure yeah the
01:08:39point is it's time we back up our humble president and we show everyone what halloween means to us
01:08:45what do you say are you in yeah i'm in ever scream on three one two three
01:08:55oh hey did you ever bob for apples oh you better believe it oh well we're on here we go
01:09:08that way they call it bobbing for apples leave them alone it'll keep them busy till
01:09:13out of time smart inflatables are not scary and if they get unplugged did you i mean the illusion
01:09:20is ruined the idea is for the kids have a good time not send them home with night terrors look
01:09:25at
01:09:25this it's horrifying okay okay we're gonna mix her and also the animatronic chucky doll but i'm keeping
01:09:30the homemade babadoo oh keep the babadoo guys i'm a little worried about the costume contest we don't
01:09:35have any signups i mean my parents are given jared said he's preparing something other than that it is
01:09:40slow and i'm just worried we won't have a lot of foot traffic you know for the spooky alley i
01:09:43just
01:09:43hope the rumors aren't true what rumors oh i don't like to gossip says a woman who invented the avril
01:09:49levine conspiracy oh i have my reasons and quite compelling evidence i might add thank you i don't
01:09:55care about that belinda tell me what you heard please spill it honey you gotta go listen i don't know
01:09:59what they've been talking about i'm scared we've been gone from us i don't care if you're scared grab a
01:10:03couple cans all right you know mary louise's hairdresser britney bateman girl can frost the
01:10:08top and that's no rumor apparently her sister-in-law heidi birch works out at train insane when none
01:10:13other than ashlyn ashworth she said they're only covering the spooky alley for clickbait what oh i
01:10:21don't understand she's hoping it's going to be a train wreck like the pumpkin contest what do you got
01:10:25i got nothing and after what she posted about pamela from the beastly bake-off how do you suppose she
01:10:31heard about that do you reckon i've kept in touch with her mother i didn't know the phone call was
01:10:36on the record yeah there was always something strange about ashlyn didn't you tell me that when
01:10:40you were in high school they called for schlin shady yes technically but that was kind of my fault
01:10:45i don't think she has an ulterior motive oh really you don't think she does oh i hope so but
01:10:49you know
01:10:50after that first news piece went viral it doesn't look like the rest of the neighborhood is so
01:10:54confident rumor or not we can't let this thing fail it's for charity now and we're going to prove
01:10:59everyone wrong yes you know marvin and i are all in thank you i don't doubt it and you can
01:11:03put bob
01:11:04and i down too yeah we've been cooking up something that's uh electrifying really what is that you can
01:11:10click down dj frankenstein but another word mary louise i do not want any spoilers that's exactly what
01:11:18jared said he's not doing something with you no he insisted on doing something solo what about you
01:11:23guys ned asked me to join up with him really where are you going us i tell you but he
01:11:27made me sign an
01:11:28airtight non-disclosure agreement i will say the stakes are very high with this one what does
01:11:34airtight mean to you exactly and what about you pamela don't ask you know that helen and i are ride
01:11:40or die i wasn't asking to tag along i have something very special up my sleeve anyway well i hope
01:11:45that
01:11:45it's spooky because we've got something that's going to push that nosferatu meter to a high five
01:11:50ah yeah touchdown bob now empty those tubs because they're contaminated
01:12:00your lucky lady mary louise
01:12:06i don't know why that keeps happening to you graham you trying to tell me something
01:12:13i don't know what the stress levels are like on the other side there but let me tell you they're
01:12:17getting pretty high around here i'm just trying to balance it all you know jared and the hoa and my
01:12:25work and all the activities and i really just want to make you proud she is proud you sure about
01:12:35that
01:12:40yeah the whole neighborhood is especially me i'm proud of you too even after my near impeachment okay
01:12:49so it wasn't exactly your brightest moment but it did show me how much you care about your mom and
01:12:56i
01:12:56love that about you i love everything about you i gotta tell you there was this moment
01:13:08at the bake-off when they announced my name is the winner it was the first time i had heard
01:13:13someone
01:13:13else say it out loud emily farnsworth i just had this surge of joy and love and it just
01:13:22filled my heart from bottom to top that is of course until it was totally ruined when pamela face
01:13:28planted into the ground but for a moment it was perfect
01:13:35i'm so proud to be married to you thank you for saying that
01:13:41i needed to hear that i feel like i was really good at being your boyfriend your fiancee
01:13:48like i'm dropping the ball that allows your husband oh honey come on marriage this is new for
01:13:55both of us i mean there's no shame in needing practice yeah i think if we're willing to be honest
01:14:01about what's going on inside the good the bad the ugly i think we'll be just fine yeah i think
01:14:10so too
01:14:10i am a little worried about all these rumors that are going around about ashlyn ashworth i i just i
01:14:16i
01:14:16don't even know what to believe anymore even if they are true so what this entire neighborhood
01:14:20is pulling together and if she thinks that we're going to fall apart on live tv she's dead wrong
01:14:27you're absolutely right this neighborhood is so special and if people don't get it that's on them
01:14:36you know what i'm gonna stay up and work on my book a little bit okay
01:14:41you don't have to wait up like all the time you need because i am planning a little surprise for
01:14:46us
01:14:55are you a good witch or a bad witch i was gonna ask you the same thing why i'm clearly
01:14:59glinda the
01:15:00good i know sorry i don't know why i said that you look cute but what's with the headset well
01:15:04somebody's
01:15:04got to run the show so i get that i'm excited where's your husband oh he's been out running
01:15:10errands for the carnival all day i think he's waiting for the big reveal he doesn't want anyone
01:15:14to see his costume till the last minute i'll make sure the cameras are rolling okay yeah um i should
01:15:20probably go all right thanks ty let's get b-roll well i know they say wickedness was never happiness but
01:15:28this outfit begs to differ you look amazing thank you where is your costume i told you it's a surprise
01:15:35okay well you better hurry up i can't be seen with a halloween humbug i would not dream of it
01:15:41i don't know what to think i just can't tell if she's up to no good
01:15:45doesn't matter look at this cul-de-sac you're literally surrounded by loved ones you got this
01:15:52there you go gotta go
01:16:15what are you 30 no out of here out you did my taxes
01:16:21last year you can't trick or treat you're too old
01:16:28i hope it picks up i'm not worried you think it has anything to do with pretty pink princess over
01:16:37there i mean i hope not oh yeah i see how it is you don't show up for helen's harp
01:16:43recital but you
01:16:44make it to the halloween party sorry sis you know i can't pass up a good old-fashioned fright fest
01:16:49it is a full moon but keep the scares to a minimum emily will have you removed from the premises
01:16:54true i'm more teen wolf than full-blown lichen but lichen is nerdy little brother speak for werewolf
01:17:00the lore is very important to me especially at this time of year do you accept cashier's checks
01:17:05sure i don't see why not thank you you're welcome these are great by the way yeah all right scare
01:17:12you
01:17:12guys later bucky this isn't costco those aren't free samples no no no let him have it like it or
01:17:19not
01:17:19the man is generous
01:17:36who dares receive each other as we shall make our grease and clamor roar upon his death and now straight
01:17:44from
01:17:44transylvania some dark magic from dracula i want to blow your mind
01:17:53false face must hide with the false heart doth know
01:17:59i hope i haven't made a mistake
01:18:05oh you are lucky now my love
01:18:11all right everybody let's give it up for dj frankenstein and his buffet
01:18:20if you're looking at our costumes and you're feeling kind of jelly i'll tell you a story by the
01:18:25lady mary shelley the stale is guaranteed to send a shiver down your spine it's about the one
01:18:30i know like dr frankenstein he ignored his friends at school and didn't listen to his teachers he went
01:18:35around his lab just to work on his creature it took a bolt of lightning to bring the thing to
01:18:40life
01:18:40and then when he was done he started working on his wife doctor what doctor doctor frankenstein
01:18:46doctor who doctor doctor frankenstein
01:18:56hey hey i i should have said this earlier but i just wanted to thank you for your kindness
01:19:03it meant a lot to jared and all of us really that you were willing to give us a second
01:19:08chance
01:19:08please don't mention it and i want to give you something it's it's not totally finished the dummy
01:19:14but in the spirit of ever scream lane it's about a little scarecrow who loves the tricks of halloween
01:19:19and a witch who loves the treats and well they figure out that they can both have a happy halloween
01:19:26it's so cute oh look it's us who did this oh i did it yeah i i did it i
01:19:33you know this whole
01:19:35season has been full of ups and downs but it's really inspired me to get back to doing what i
01:19:39love and you were a huge part of that i don't understand you've just always known what you wanted
01:19:45and you've gone for it and i truly admired that and i may have gotten a little sidetracked but
01:19:50i realized i got to get back to doing what i love which is writing books well thank you for
01:19:55this
01:19:57and thank you for what you said when you visited the studio it really helped me put everything into
01:20:02perspective i could have been a lot nicer to you as well maybe now we can start over i'd really
01:20:10like
01:20:10that yeah yeah i'd really like that and uh just a heads up you might want to send some more
01:20:17volunteers
01:20:17to the ticket booth oh really i've been sharing the fun of my stories and the word is really spreading
01:20:22you're about to have a lot more visitors headed your way oh thank you we're ready for them ladies and
01:20:28gentlemen it's time for our special guest nickelback on elm street i love nickelback
01:20:39give it up for the lead singer chatty krueger
01:20:53i realized when i was picking out this chatty krueger outfit that was the old jared thinking
01:20:58now i'm thinking as your husband what i really wanted was something for for us
01:21:05that's what this is what is this step into my lair
01:21:20oh look at their costumes could they be more adorable no someone surprised me with a couple's
01:21:26costume after all i like this so much i'm not gonna take it off i don't think i could take
01:21:30these off if i wanted to family sewed my shirt into my pants thanks again for making the fundraiser
01:21:36happen guys they are still counting donations but we have already earned double what we did last
01:21:41we should get some mead by the way a courier dropped this off today you were busy with your
01:21:48tape measure so i told him i would give it to you okay thanks what's this it's velvet
01:22:01i got it we're going to norway that is if my wife and i agree after an in-depth discussion
01:22:10there you go good day
01:22:14santa academy okay but tonight's not about santa we may only have a few hours left to celebrate
01:22:20before christmas takes over so what do you say we give halloween all we got happy halloween
01:22:35and thus began a new chapter in the story of evergreen lane we became the annual go-to place
01:22:41for trick-or-treating and the spooky alley fundraiser was a huge success in order to keep the peace we
01:22:48let pamela and helen win the costume contest the excitement of my new children's book along with
01:22:53jared's loving support gave me the confidence to quit my job and pursue writing full-time
01:22:59i know what gram gram was trying to tell me the true spirit of halloween is about remembering the
01:23:05ones you love and having fun and creating memories with those that are still here if you can remember
01:23:11that and pass the tradition on to the next generation that spirit will never truly die
01:23:43so
01:23:51you
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