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00:10Love my mind
00:18Straight up from my heart, you're my number one
00:22And hey, here's the part, I'm still having fun
00:26It's like you're the cloud underneath my feet
00:31And you're the reason that I breathe
00:34Love my mind
00:39Love my mind
00:43Love my mind
00:47And the way you're talking, baby, you're so cool
00:52I'll do anything for you
01:00You're my mind
01:03Yeah, the way you're talking, baby, you're so cool
01:09I'll do anything for you
01:21Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
01:25Ooh, heaven is a place on earth
01:29They say in heaven, love comes first
01:33Ooh, heaven is a place on earth
01:43Oh, Marcy, those look like real flowers
01:48I just can't believe you ladies have done all of this for me
01:53I feel so blessed
01:55It's what we do
01:56I don't know how it is at your other church
01:59But St. Augustine is really, it's really family
02:01I love that
02:02I really do
02:03Oh, my God, look at this
02:06Oh, my God, look at this
02:09Oh, my God, look at this
02:09This is Marcy, those look like real flowers
02:11And you're feeling with the stars above
02:14And you look me up
02:16You know where I'm from
02:18Ooh, baby, do you know what that's worth?
02:23Ooh, heaven is a place on earth
02:26They say in heaven, love comes first
02:30Women, heaven is a place on earth
02:34Just stuff it all in, I'm late for work
02:44What is he doing here?
02:45Bodhi had jamboree
02:47Dad had to take him because I had to be here watching you do church lady drag
02:51I am in the goddamn choir, Margo
02:53I am a church lady
02:57Hello
02:59Hello
03:00A bridal shower, how lovely
03:02It was lovely, I understand you're coming to Vegas
03:04I won't get in your way, I'm there strictly as a Manny
03:07A Manny is a man-manny
03:09I know what a fucking Manny is
03:10Okay, sorry, I just learned the term
03:12I'm still bottle training Bodhi
03:13So it's the only way that I can make it work
03:15Since you don't want him at the wedding
03:16No, it's not just the wedding
03:18It's that we have an entire slate of adult activities planned
03:21And we'll be out of the way
03:23I would like to catch a glimpse of you in your dress
03:25But I'll be stealth about it
03:27That is inappropriate
03:29We are at the Lord's house
03:30You won't even know I'm there
03:34I will know you're there
03:36Okay, so Kenny is expecting us before lunch
03:38So I will pick you up bright and early
03:40Great, and Dad will follow with Bodhi
03:42Because you don't want to ride with a baby
03:44Okay, go on and stop with the Cheyenne hates babies bullshit
03:48I never said you hated babies
03:49Me and Bodhi are happy to follow you
03:51It's our own little caravan
03:57Bingo, bingo, bongo
03:58Vegas, here we come
04:09There'll be no streams to bind your head
04:13Not if my love can't bind your heart
04:16Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, be careful, be careful, Marcy's cake is back there, don't smush
04:19it
04:19I don't know why you're bringing that thing
04:20Kenny loves Marcy's cake
04:22Yeah, he wanted to include people from the church in our wedding as much as he possibly could
04:28Well, I mean, it all works out
04:30You love Vegas
04:31I love Vegas, even though I don't gamble
04:35Wait, you told Kenny that you don't gamble?
04:39He doesn't need to know
04:40So we're going to Vegas, and you're not going to gamble?
04:43Well, there's plenty to do in Vegas without gambling
04:45Uh, like what?
04:46Oh, um, like maybe get married
04:51Oh, God, for fuck's sake
04:53I don't need the attitude
04:55I don't have an attitude
04:56I don't have an attitude
04:57Okay, here comes our part
05:01And if we're big drums of the night
05:07I won't be blinded by the light
05:13Just call me angel
05:15Of the morning angel
05:19Just touch your teeth before you leave me
05:24Don't leave me
05:26Just call me angel
05:28Marcy's death left Julia free for Tiberius to marry
05:33And all that have gone well with Olivia's plans
05:35Had there not been a dangerous outbreak of political unrest in Rome
05:39What's wild here, champ
05:41Is that Tiberius' first wife was Vipsania
05:44Daughter of Marcus Agrippa
05:46Who was married to Julia
05:48Tiberius' stepsister
05:49Making her also his stepmother-in-law
05:52It's like one big, awesome pot of incestuous family gumbo
06:07Let's go to Vegas
06:26Let's go to Vegas
06:38Look at you
06:39Was it a good ride?
06:41Yes, but I missed you with all my bones
06:43Me too
06:46Hey, there he is
06:47Look, it's the Jinx
06:48Live and in person
06:51No, no, get over here
06:53Hi
06:55I promise I won't try any of my high school wrestling modes
06:58I swear this is the most you'll see is
07:01Kenneth, right?
07:02Ken-Kenny
07:04But, you know, people call me Kenny, but it doesn't matter
07:10Hi, Margo
07:11Hi
07:12And look at this little guy
07:13We really do appreciate you coming to help, Mr. Manny
07:17Yeah
07:18Yeah
07:18Dad's gonna take Bodhi to see every live animal in Vegas
07:22The flamingos, the shark reef
07:24Yeah, all right, let's check in
07:25I gotta feed them more
07:26Come on
07:48The reservation under Hearn
07:51Kenneth
07:52Great
07:53We have you for two rooms this evening
07:55Yeah, with a mini-fridge
07:57I put in a request for a mini-fridge
07:58Yes, there is a mini-fridge
08:00Oh
08:01Tomorrow evening we have you booked for the king room with balcony and pool view
08:05You did not
08:06A poolside room?
08:08Pool view, but yeah
08:09And you also have reserved an additional room for two nights and I just need a credit card
08:14Right, that's you all
08:17Oh, the separate rooms
08:19Oh yeah, we're not sharing a room until our wedding night
08:24Visa, MasterCard or Amex
08:26MasterCard
08:26No, no, you don't have to
08:28One king or two queens?
08:30Uh, two queens, you fucking sicko
08:33Sorry, he's my dad
08:34He's just here to watch my baby while my mom gets married
08:37No need to explain
08:40Two queens
08:42I'm splitting the room with you
08:44I'm not letting you pay for all this
08:46It's fine
08:47It actually isn't
08:50I should probably pump before this magic show that Kenny is taking us to
08:55Which really should be amazing
08:58Oh, I'm sure it will be one of the most amazing moments in your young life
09:02We'll just go grab some ice
09:04Can you get snacks, too?
09:06Yeah
09:06We are about to go apeshit on a vending machine
09:10Apeshit
09:16A group of flamingos is called a flamboyance
09:20A group of crows is a murder
09:22A group of parrots is a pandemonium
09:32There are pigments called carotenoids in the algae that brine shrimp eat
09:36And since a flamingo eats those shrimp, its body metabolizes the pigments
09:42And that's how its feathers turn pink
09:54Flamingos are monogamous
09:55And mom and dad both help to build the nest and incubate the egg
10:04How about that?
10:06Let me get into my carpet bag of tricks, shall we?
10:09Okay, we got a cloak of invisibility
10:15I know it doesn't look like much
10:18Oh, no thanks
10:19Speaking of mistakes, where'd you get that dress, hon?
10:23Did you fall in a can of red paint?
10:24Or what's going on?
10:25Where'd you buy that?
10:26Blooming tails?
10:27Oh, ouch
10:29That was very good
10:32Ouch
10:34I am hearing that we have a couple who is getting married tomorrow
10:41And, ladies and gentlemen, what is more romantic than getting pulled on stage at a matinee magic show in Vegas?
10:49Okay, can you sign in?
10:51Can you sign in?
10:53Can you sign in?
10:53Clap it up
10:55Clap for it up
10:56Clap for it up
10:59Jesse Torillo, you're coming on stage
11:06Diane, if you wouldn't mind taking this seat of honor
11:08Kenny, flank the opposite flank
11:09Thank you so much
11:10All right
11:13Now, wait
11:14I just want to do the math here
11:16Because you are marrying that guy
11:20Mm-hmm
11:22Okay, all right
11:23Well, it doesn't make sense to me, but hey
11:24Well, let me guess
11:27Huge bank account
11:28Oh, he's in the poor house
11:31Oh, well
11:31Let me guess again
11:33Huge shoe size
11:36Well, no, looks like a
11:38Ladies five
11:39Sorry, Kenny
11:40All right, ladies and gentlemen
11:42Now, I have two absolutely identical handkerchiefs
11:46I am going to tie these in a knot
11:49Just like the knot that you guys are going to tie tomorrow
11:55Isn't that nice?
11:57And we want a strong knot, don't we?
12:00So we're going to test the strength of that knot
12:02Now, Cheyenne, I need you to put this next to your heart
12:06That's right
12:06Talk about cleavage, guys
12:08Kenny, if you can help me out
12:09I'm going to test the strength of the knot
12:11And thus the strength of your marriage
12:14All right
12:15A one
12:16A two
12:17A two
12:18Three
12:19Abracadabh
12:20Wow
12:22Wow
12:23Wow
12:23Wow
12:23What a
12:24Wow
12:24Ta-da
12:25Oh, brother
12:27Okay, thank you so much
12:30Thank you so much
12:31Got a little thing
12:32I got a little thing sticking out right here
12:33Whoops
12:33Oh, no
12:35That's not mine
12:36That's not mine
12:38That's called a
12:39That was mine
12:40I guess it's the right size for that package
12:46I'm in Vegas
12:47My mom's getting married
12:49I may not survive
12:51Oh, bummer
12:52We bought a bubble machine
12:54Hurry, I'm back
12:55We'll get crazy
12:56Can't wait
13:01What?
13:06I have to cancel my mani pad
13:07Why?
13:09Kenny's in a bad place
13:10Right now
13:16He's upset about that
13:18Perverse magic show
13:20And just realized that he forgot his tie for the ceremony
13:26I have to help him find a new one
13:29So
13:30I'll have bad nails on my wedding day
13:32Kenny can't find a tie by himself
13:35He's scared that he'll get what I don't like
13:41Mom
13:43Go get your manicure
13:45I'll find Kenny a tie
13:46Oh
13:47I got it
13:48I love you so much
13:51Kenny
13:51Honey
13:52Can Margo help you find a tie?
13:55The two of you can spend some quality time together
14:02That sounds really nice
14:05I
14:07Oh
14:08I would like that
14:09Margo would too
14:10Wouldn't you?
14:12Yeah
14:12Of course
14:15Okay
14:15I'll meet you in the lobby
14:16It's a date
14:17Hee hee
14:18What about the shell colored one?
14:30Yeah
14:30Right?
14:31Mmhmm
14:32Or maybe not
14:33I just
14:33I don't know
14:34Honestly
14:35I just
14:36Okay
14:37Maybe we should just take a little break
14:39No
14:40No
14:40I'm alright
14:40I'm alright
14:41It's just
14:42I just can't believe I made such a tactical error
14:45As forgetting part of my wardrobe
14:48And I'm sorry
14:49Margo
14:50About the magic show
14:52I didn't know that it was gonna be vulgar
14:56I didn't know that it was gonna be vulgar
15:24I was very close to my parents
15:26You know
15:28They were my best friends
15:30I devoted my life to that concept of, you know, being of service to mom and dad
15:40And then the church
15:41And then the church
15:42To the exclusion of, you know
15:46I was beginning to think I missed out a little bit, you know
15:50So many things that I was just never gonna get to experience
15:55And then I walked into Bloomingdale's
16:03To buy a polo shirt
16:07And my whole future just
16:12Just cracked
16:13Cracked open
16:16You know
16:17I just loved her mother so much
16:19More than anything
16:22She changed my life
16:25I'm the luckiest man in the world, you know
16:32Hey
16:36This one
16:37She'll love it
16:40You think so?
16:42Pinky promise
16:46Okay
16:47Okay
16:48Let's get back to the hotel
16:49We gotta get ready for dinner
16:50Okay
16:51We found one
16:53Thank you, Marco
16:54Let's go
17:02Let's go
17:21Let's go
17:31this is so elegant kenny yeah and you know what we're celebrating so as a matter of fact
17:40how about a round of pina coladas three pina coladas yeah three virgin pina coladas thanks
17:51you gotta tell them or we'll all end up drunk hey i told margo i wanted to apologize for
17:59getting all bent out of shape about the magic show it's fine stereo yeah i just felt like i
18:06could have been a better sport about the whole thing it's fine ground control to kenny wow
18:15you know it does occur to me margo that i'm not only marrying your mom i'm also marrying the family
18:26yeah yeah and i just want you to know that i'm going to be there for you
18:31i am a dependable male figure that you can count on
18:38that doesn't have a second family oh kenny honey no jinx is not a bad person you know it's he's
18:47here to help out right now well i know that i i'm sorry thank you so much wow this is
18:55amazing
18:55this drink is yummy yeah is that good work okay well maybe we should order anyway um
19:02yeah my bride-to-be will have um the scallops she'll love them i'm sure i will
19:09scallops and i will have
19:18i'm performing my evolution i got it
19:30you put those milk machines to good use in a tight titty top or something kenny's asleep and we're
19:37going out you too mr manny i have to watch bode we'll just sneak him in the bottom dollar
19:48the bottom dollar you don't say i'm pretty sure a baby can't go to a bar oh just wear my
19:55coat and
19:56hide the little dump lump in it i want a real deal bachelorette party and you will not deny me
20:13okay there you go shh be quiet
20:31oh get her as luck
20:37that's how it goes sometimes
20:41hey uh i just want to thank you for having me out tonight
20:46this is really fun yeah well i knew you'd be good for a wild night out
20:54you're really getting married hmm i really am yeah
21:02god damn i missed out
21:08a wedding night with you hmm yeah well i am spoken for sir
21:24you remember that bathroom
21:32it's the best seven minutes of my life
21:42you blew it
21:45i know
21:49you could have had me
21:52i wish i had but you blew it
21:57is that a fucking baby
22:00this isn't something i like normally do
22:02i got him i got him wait are you kidding me no it's okay it's okay
22:18you go ahead you two have fun
22:23it's okay it's okay it's a good day
22:47yeah
22:49Just enjoying a baby-less pee.
22:51Yeah, that bathroom is, uh, surprisingly comfortable.
22:55It's roomy.
22:56Okay, I got it.
22:57You and Dad banged in there.
22:59Margot, what is the deal with you guys?
23:03What?
23:05Oh, this song!
23:07Because in the midnight hour
23:10She cried more, more, more
23:14With a rebel yell
23:16She cried more, more, more
23:18I love it when you sing.
23:20Oh, God, we won't after tomorrow.
23:22What do you mean?
23:23You've been practicing that duet for weeks.
23:25No, no, I just, it's just, it's just, you know,
23:27I gotta, I gotta really feel the music,
23:30you know, like, in my gut.
23:31And I try, and I, I just don't feel anything with that song.
23:35When I hear it, when I try to sing it,
23:38I just, oh, fucking Elvis.
23:40Oh, my God, let it be me.
23:42It's just such an ass licker of a song.
23:46Well, maybe it's not the song.
23:50What do you mean?
23:51You know, you don't have to get married tomorrow
23:53if you don't want to.
23:54Kenny is a good man.
23:55He's such a good man.
23:57He's kind, he's stable.
23:59So kind, so stable.
24:01And he wants me by his side
24:02till the day he dies.
24:05That no man has ever loved me
24:08like he does.
24:11Can't you even pretend
24:16to be happy for me?
24:24Mom, I am so happy for you.
24:28I'm happy for me, too.
24:34Oh, look what we have here.
24:38Cheers.
24:40Cheers.
24:41Woo!
24:42Woo!
24:46Woo!
24:46I walk the world for you
24:51A thousand miles with you
24:57I'd sell my soul for you
25:02For money to burn for you
25:09I'll give you all
25:10And have no way
25:14Just, just, just, just, just
25:17To have you here like me
25:20In the midnight hour
25:22She's gone, gone, gone
25:26With a rebel, yeah
25:28She's gone, gone, gone
25:46My mom, we're getting carried through
25:48Come on, come on
25:53She's gone, gone, gone
26:04Okay
26:05I'll have buffalo wings
26:07And the shrimp back in cheese
26:09I'll have my own order of buffalo wings
26:13Come on, Anne
26:14And two taikos
26:17I know
26:23So
26:28Something borrowed
26:35It's Bodie's
26:36I thought you could use it as a handkerchief during the ceremony
26:40Does Susie make this?
26:42Hmm
26:44Oh
26:46Something blue
26:48Oh
26:54You have to hide that
26:56Okay
26:58Something old
27:01Okay
27:03Remember that?
27:04No
27:05It is from when we drove all the way to the Grand Canyon
27:08And we just looked at it
27:10And bought some Sour Patch Kids
27:12And then drove all the way back
27:14Because I had school the next day
27:16So I kept this rock from that trip
27:17I love this so much
27:20I love you so much
27:26Something new
27:27What?
27:30Something old
27:31Something blue
27:33Something borrowed
27:34Something new
27:37There's no new here
27:38You forgot the new
27:39Oh shit
27:40That's why they make it rhyme
27:42So people remember it
27:43Oh god
27:44I'm such an idiot
27:44Yeah
27:45I mean
27:45I didn't say it
27:52Oh
27:52You
27:53Something new
27:59It's from the hotel's jewelry store
28:01It's solid 14 carat
28:03How did you even
28:04Oh my god
28:05You can't afford this
28:09Oh my gosh
28:10I can't believe you did this
28:12Of course I did
28:14We're getting married
28:16I don't deserve you
28:18How did you turn out so well
28:20Oh my god
28:22I was just such a terrible mother
28:24What?
28:25You're the best mom in the whole world
28:26No
28:27No
28:27I
28:28I couldn't give you the life
28:30You
28:31Deserved
28:33Things you deserved
28:34What are you talking about
28:36Oh for christ's sake
28:37You had to grow up with a mother
28:38Who worked at Hooters
28:39What?
28:40There's nothing wrong with working at Hooters
28:42There's nothing wrong with doing what you have to do
28:44To take care of your child
28:48I do only fans
28:51That's funny
28:52You're funny
29:01I'm sorry
29:02I'm
29:07You're
29:08You're doing
29:09Is that pornography?
29:11No
29:12It's not pornography
29:13I'm not having sex on camera
29:14Oh my god
29:15Margo
29:15Oh my god
29:16No
29:16It's basically just pictures of me in my underwear
29:18No
29:19No
29:19I promise mom
29:21No
29:21No
29:22It's not what you think it is
29:23You're quitting
29:25Now
29:26You're done
29:27Just
29:29Just get another job
29:30Mom I can't just go and just get another job
29:33This is not a request
29:33This is how I'm able to take your dad
29:35Oh my god
29:35I mean how the hell are you yelling at me about this
29:38You think this is funny?
29:41You have destroyed your life
29:43Forever
29:52Mom
29:52Stop
29:56You're
29:58You're a sex worker
29:59Margo
30:00No I'm not having sex
30:02You're selling it
30:04This is about building a brand
30:06No
30:07No
30:07No
30:08No
30:08This is about
30:09You giving people
30:11Everything they need in order to decide that you are a piece of trash
30:15That isn't worth shit
30:18It is about losing the respect of every single person who would ever help your sorry ass
30:25Even a little bit
30:26God
30:27Oh quit
30:28God just stop
30:29Does your father know about this?
30:32No
30:33No
30:34I don't
30:35I just
30:36I don't even know what to say
30:37Maybe I wasn't the perfect mother
30:39But I did not raise you to do filthy things like this
30:43No
30:43You raised me to be your friend
30:45Because you don't have any
30:56You have to come to the wedding tomorrow
31:00Obviously I can't tell Kenny about any of this
31:04But we need to witness
31:08I don't even
31:09Mom
31:11Mom
31:23Oh my God
31:39I read your letter in the morning by the lake and I cried
31:46They were tears of joy, my chains are finally broken
31:52I made a vow to stand beside you till the day that I died
31:59I told you I could never live without your thoughts
32:05But I lied
32:09You pounded my heart
32:11my God I
32:16had a vow I
32:16told you I don't even know what to stand behind me No
32:16I
32:18saludable You
32:18Š²Š¾Š“itable I'm
32:19I
32:20I
32:34I
32:35I
32:47Please rise for the bride, if you will.
32:54God bless the day I found you.
33:00I want to stay around you.
33:04And so I'll be you, let it be me.
33:15Don't take this heaven from one.
33:22If you must cling to someone, now and forever.
33:32Let it be me.
33:38Each time we meet, Lord.
33:42I find complete love without your sweet love.
33:52Tell me, what will I be?
33:59So never leave me lonely.
34:05Tell me you love me only.
34:09And that you'll always let it be me.
34:19I find complete love without your sweet love.
34:42Each time we meet, Lord.
34:46Hang out for now.
34:48Puzzle life Monday.
34:49Let's do it.
34:49Kiss your bride.
34:51Hey, hey.
34:54Without your sweet love.
34:57Tell me.
34:59What will I be?
35:04I'll be you.
35:13I'll be you.
35:15Here you go.
35:16That was about the most beautiful ceremony in the history of forever.
35:20So forever.
35:21Amen.
35:22Yeah.
35:24All right.
35:26And I'd like to make a toast.
35:29Yeah.
35:33Kenny, your love for my mom is pure and deep.
35:38And it's a beautiful thing to witness.
35:49Mom, every good thing, every strength that I possess, it's because of the example that
36:02you set, not only by your words, sometimes, well, especially not your words, but because of
36:13you just being you.
36:19And for that, I'm truly grateful.
36:26So, best wishes to the both of you, and I love you.
36:36I said a honk, a honk, a burning love.
36:39Oh, and look, it's time for, it's a honk, a honk, a burning love.
36:42It's a honk, a honk, a burning love.
36:42Woo!
36:43Honk, a honk, a burning love.
36:46I said a honk, a honk, a burning love.
36:49Woo!
36:49Woo!
36:52Woo!
37:01Hey, guys!
37:02Hey, guys!
37:05Hey, guys!
37:06Hey, guys!
37:17Being on the road all those years, this was my favorite part.
37:20Room service?
37:23Room service.
37:34I peeked in today.
37:40She looked amazing.
37:43She did.
37:45And you looked amazing.
37:49I did.
37:54And Kenneth.
38:02Sweetheart.
38:05She still sees me as a kid.
38:08A baby with a baby.
38:10Well, she's a parent.
38:11That's my point.
38:12She'll never trust me to make my own decisions.
38:14You two battle all the time.
38:17And you always come out the other side loving each other more.
38:21You didn't ruin her big day.
38:25I ruined her so pretty.
38:28Say what now?
38:30Nothing.
38:31Maybe we should just leave tonight.
38:34I don't want to wake up in Vegas.
38:36Music to my ears.
38:37Why don't you go for a walk?
38:39Bodhi and I will pack up the car.
38:43Okay.
38:44I'm going to go soak my feet.
38:46I want to dig into something big.
38:48An art project.
38:50I'm just...
38:50I'm not sure what yet.
38:54You okay, baby?
38:55Sad eyed.
38:58Are you okay?
39:04Sad eyed.
39:05I'm fine.
39:39There's my husband.
39:55What's wrong?
39:58I'm just so, so happy.
40:03That's good.
40:04Happy is good.
40:05Happy is good.
40:35I'm distracting.
40:37Oh.
40:39Okay.
41:06I just want to be here, in this room, with you.
41:33Wow.
41:34Wow.
41:52I hate it when doops try to chase me, but I love it when you try to save me, because
42:01I'm just a lady.
42:05I love it when you try to chase me.
42:22I love it when we play 1950.
42:36I love it when you try to chase me, but I'm going to be here.
43:00I will keep on waiting for you
43:58I will keep on waiting for you
44:08I will keep on waiting for you
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