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00:10a nuclear event would be a tragedy but also an opportunity mr howard huge fan i'm henry but
00:18everyone calls me hank if the american government needs a hand in settling our more international
00:25disputes well they know who to call are you familiar with robert house are you asking me to spy
00:33on the wealthiest man in america not spy on him your wife is going to vegas next week to sell
00:41cold fusion to robert house when the bombs drop help you robert house that presses the button
00:53i'm in vegas these days back in your old stomping grounds trying to pick up where you all left off
01:03when this is all over you will be begging me to help you that was bud's personal assistant
01:10future enterprise ventures the whole plan for vaults 32 and 33 phase two is very important to the
01:21experiment i know you think you're being helpful shooting folks in the kneecaps in the ass
01:29i'm not gonna apologize for not murdering people my name is diane welch congresswoman for the district
01:37of glendale i don't think america can afford any more corporate influence in washington
01:44i think it you're not a vet till next time mr howard
01:53got any cigarettes like to try one one addiction at a time
02:02before we start there's a small matter of my fee fusion core you don't see those around much
02:07anymore do you
02:32okie dokie
02:49okie dokie
03:05okie dokie
03:12why
03:22I defer to you about what to do in this situation.
03:26Run.
03:33Do you have any more drugs?
03:35I really think I need some more drugs.
03:36Do you have any more?
03:36Drugs?
03:37No, I ain't got any more drugs.
03:39Okay, then which weapon would you recommend?
03:42You got a rocket launcher in that bag?
03:43Okay.
04:11Don't include the chi-
04:11No!
04:12No!
04:14No!
04:19No!
04:24No!
04:34No!
04:39so this is vegas huh yep and those surprisingly smelly lizard monster ball things
04:51have they always been here nope okay
05:00i'd ask why my dad ran into a den of giant monsters but he'd probably just tell me to shut
05:05the fudge up
05:10before the war there was a plan or a special vault a vault for management
05:21that's where my wife is where my daughter is too
05:28you ever found it oh no i found one in california it's empty found another one in oregon
05:39it's empty too turns out there's more than a few special vaults for management sprinkled across
05:47wasteland all of them empty but i've never found one in vegas
05:58so you think if my dad's in there maybe your wife and daughter are too
06:08and now they're surrounded by these fucking things
06:15i think we should just go in there and get them
06:18you can't just waltz past a pack of death claws
06:28look i know it's not an ideal situation but oh uh i'm okay thank you so much but nothing is
06:36up
06:36here right now i'll admit i am in an altered mental state but i think we should just shoot
06:41these monsters in the face and frankly whatever we do we need to do it quickly
06:44because i ain't very much out of drugs
06:49take this the general store over there called sunny's
06:53that's some called a dick doll
06:55they'll clean out all that shit you got running through your veins
06:58hey maybe they'll help me and take down one of those lizards
07:00i wouldn't bet on them
07:04where are you going
07:05get fucked up
07:25whiskey
07:38the bottle
07:51guess you saw them death claw things come up from quarry junction
07:56they farting around the strip
08:00big whoop
08:02just another fucking round of changing management that's all it is
08:06like one of them merry-go-rounds
08:09ncr legion ncr legion
08:12fucking robots
08:14no matter to me
08:17always somebody trying to tell us what to do
08:20as long as they don't come around and charge me taxes
08:23i don't give a fuck
08:25don't try to charge me taxes elizard
08:28i'll shoot your goddamn head off
08:30stop
08:32talking
09:10THE END
09:27While the government twiddles thumbs at the negotiating table with our communist adversaries
09:32from across the Pacific, captains of industry gather in Las Vegas, Nevada to decide the
09:38fate of the free world, and the leader of this historic summit, Robert Edwin House, founder
09:46of Robco, the nation's leading robotics manufacturer.
09:51So what does this titan of the private sector think about his odds at succeeding where the
09:55government has failed?
09:57Where I come from, which is America, the House always wins.
10:03Mrs. Howard, Mrs. Howard, I'm sorry I'm late.
10:07Uh, let me take your bags to the gate.
10:10Looks like you already got your hands full.
10:12Oh, I'm suddenly a very important person and a possible assassination target.
10:17We'll meet you at the gate, Hank.
10:19Okay.
10:21Uh, you go ahead.
10:23I gotta call my agents.
10:25Alright.
10:47Glad you chose to do the right thing.
10:49Is that what you call killing a man?
10:53Check the coin return.
10:56If Robert House gets cold fusion while Ted gets the bombs, this is the only way to stop
11:03it.
11:03Is this what I think it is?
11:05You're a soldier.
11:07You've killed before.
11:09In uniform.
11:11Wearing a costume doesn't make it any better.
11:14I'm giving you the opportunity to save countless lives in exchange for one.
11:21I think in this case, the ends justify the means.
11:25You know, people have been saying shit like that for years.
11:36I tell you what, I'll stop the exchange, I'll get your cold fusion back.
11:44But I'm not gonna kill a man to do it.
12:01I know I'd go from rags to riches If you would only say you care
12:13I know I can't pray enough to do it.
12:15We made fire.
12:16We made fire.
12:17We made fire.
12:17We made fire.
12:17We made fire.
12:17I'll be a man to do it.
12:20I'd be a man to do it.
12:21And he's got a man to do it.
12:22Get yourself out down.
12:24Get yourself out.
12:26My clothes may still be torn and tattered.
12:33But in my heart, I'd see a king.
12:37This is a Vault-Tec Hotel.
12:39Your ad campaign has been an enormous success.
12:43What a crazy world.
12:54Ah, yeah.
12:56President Obama, you wouldn't be allowed to unilaterally dictate American policy.
13:02I deserve to be part of this conversation.
13:05I'm a United States Congresswoman.
13:17Hey, here. I'm really sorry about that.
13:21That's fine. Fighting the good fight is mostly a series of humiliations.
13:29Coop?
13:35Keep at it.
13:58Oh, I, uh, I need to talk to those reps from Rothko.
14:04Here it is, Owen.
14:05What do you say?
14:07I'm gonna get a couple of drinks.
14:08New bikini?
14:10I'm gonna get it.
14:20I should bring her to you.
14:24That's really interesting.
14:30Well done.
14:35Come on.
14:37Give me theLA.
15:29Mr. House would like to see you.
15:52Well, howdy, partner.
15:55Howdy.
15:57Right this way.
16:10Hello.
16:17I'm Robert Howells.
16:20From the fucking toilet?
16:22it. I apologize. I was just very eager to meet you. Now, I know that you came to Vegas
16:33to kill me. Did you not?
16:38I know that you came to Vegas.
17:08How nice a dame you can be. I know the way you treated other guys you've been with. Look,
17:16be a lady with me. A lady doesn't leave her escort. It isn't fair. It isn't nice.
17:26Ah! Ah! No, no, no!
17:31Luck be a lady tonight. Luck be a lady tonight. Luck if you've ever been a lady to begin with.
17:41Luck be a lady tonight.
17:45So let's keep the party polite. Let's keep the party polite. Let's get lucky, shall we?
17:51Never get out of my mind. Stick with me, baby. I'm the fella you came in with.
17:56Luck be a lady. Luck be a lady. Luck be a lady.
18:02Wow!
18:05Hello, gorgeous. How I've missed you. I'll admit you'd be disappointed in how I've behaved
18:14since we've been apart but you can't begrudge a man for filling the void can you fully integrated
18:24security technotronic officer active and reporting for duty that makes two of us
18:35oh looky-loo eh go watch from behind a shrub or something like a civilized pervert now where
18:44were we
19:44you've ever known your language and motor skills will remain intact every choice you've made every
19:54moment you've cherished will be completely and utterly removed from your memory please yes
20:31oh
20:31oh
20:32oh
20:32oh
20:32oh
20:32oh
20:32oh
20:32oh
20:33oh
20:35oh
20:36oh
20:36oh
20:39Haaa!
20:40Ha, ha, ha!
20:41No! No! No! No! No!
20:50Ha.
21:07Let's begin.
21:40Let's begin.
22:12Ew, it's so dirty in here.
22:15It's like walking on garbage.
22:18One of these guys must be the janitor.
22:41Hey, look, it's Janice.
22:44Still at her desk, yeesh.
22:46She always was a kiss-ass.
22:47Yeah.
22:53I need to craft a weapon.
22:59We should get out of here.
23:01This is my squat.
23:03It's all squat.
23:07They know what I mean.
23:10Well, I'll be more vault dwellers.
23:16What do you mean, more vault dwellers?
23:23Can I ask you a question?
23:26Mm-hmm.
23:30What is making that noise in the elevator?
23:33Roach farm.
23:38How big are they?
23:40Not big enough for market yet.
23:42But they'll get there.
23:50So you met my sister?
23:53Yeah.
23:53Back in Philly.
23:55Before the Brotherhood of Steel burnt it down.
23:58Had her help a fella from the Enclave
24:01get through the shithole to some folks from the NCR
24:04who weren't in town when Shady Sands blew up.
24:08Pretty slim odds.
24:10What would it be in con country?
24:15What?
24:16Hmm?
24:17I don't understand what any of that means.
24:20Oh, I'm sorry.
24:21I forget you vaulties don't much care for current events.
24:26Your sister is dead, honey.
24:31You don't know that.
24:36You don't know my sister.
24:39I know the wasteland better than you, Billy.
24:42And I know plenty well what it does
24:45to folks as soft as you all are.
24:49Now, I'm gonna tell you what I told her.
24:53And for y'all's sake, I hope you listen.
24:57Go home, Vaultie.
25:03Let's go, Barb.
25:06If you idiots need supplies for the trip home,
25:09help yourselves.
25:11But don't you touch my roach farm.
25:13Good luck, dipshits.
25:15Suddenly you're a big Samaritan, huh?
25:18Baby, shut the fuck up.
25:20I'm trying to be a better person.
25:28You're being a locked in for the trip home.
25:29I just wanna turn on for a look.
25:30Come on.
25:30I wanna try seven ropes.
25:33I wanna try seven ropes.
25:38We got a valuable catch.
25:38All right, we got one of the pillars.
25:43Oh, I got two.
25:45This is gonna do that.
25:48I want some high sleep.
25:48Are you okay?
25:48That's okay.
25:49I wanna take two of these items.
25:49Come here.
25:49What is this?
25:50I'm here.
26:03We're in the middle of the night.
27:26What are you doing?
27:30Oh, no.
27:33I just, um, I came in the wrong door, so...
27:46Are you...
27:49Sonny?
27:52He left town.
27:56Okay.
27:59So...
28:00He's not in that trash can behind me?
28:07No.
28:09It's the guy who tried to rob the place.
28:13And he's naked, so...
28:17Did he come in here naked?
28:22Yeah.
28:24I mean, it's not weird for someone to rob a store naked.
28:27Lots of people do it, okay?
28:35Anyway, I'm just gonna be leaving now, and you're not gonna shoot me as I go.
28:39Sir, don't touch that gun.
28:40If you touch that gun, I'm gonna have to maim you.
28:52Sir, I'm sorry, I...
29:00Oh, gosh.
29:07Oh, who are you?
29:16I don't know.
29:18I don't know.
29:21Oh, man.
29:23Oh, man.
29:23Oh, let's go.
29:28Oh, man.
29:38Oh, me.
29:40Oh,...
29:51Mr. Howard, I've been following you for some time.
29:57Have you?
29:58Oh, don't worry. I'm not a crazed fan of one of your films.
30:02Unlike Edison and some of the rest, I don't care for fiction.
30:05It's not real. It doesn't matter.
30:08My interest in you, though, on the other hand,
30:11well, that does matter.
30:14How do you figure that?
30:16Our destinies are, uh...
30:21mathematically intertwined.
30:23How long have you been pretending to be this guy?
30:27About ten years.
30:29Ten years.
30:31It's a living.
30:33Mr. Howard, come down here.
30:37Let's see when I talk.
30:40I'm not gonna come down there.
30:42Come down here.
30:43I don't want to come down there.
30:48Mr. Howard, I was there with you in Alaska.
30:52I doubt that very much.
30:55Not physically, of course.
30:57I'm not insane.
30:59But I did license a piece of software to Westec,
31:02which gave me access to the T-45 armor you wore.
31:05Well, so I saw what you saw.
31:09I saw it all.
31:13I saw the demon in the snow.
31:15And I believe that it's connected to the future of this great nation.
31:23And to your wife.
31:38Like yourself, Mr. Howard,
31:41I am an apex competitor.
31:45We are the very best at what we do.
31:49And what I do
31:51is I know everything.
31:55I know who is making what technology.
31:58And I acquire that technology at the most lucrative moment
32:01in its span of functionality.
32:09This week, I'm acquiring cold fusion from Vault-Tec.
32:14From my wife.
32:17Correct.
32:20It will allow me to stay alive indefinitely
32:22and roboticize non-biological form
32:25and protect Las Vegas from the coming nuclear war.
32:29Initiated by my wife.
32:33Hmm.
32:35Unclear.
32:37By Vault-Tec, then?
32:40No doubt that.
32:41Despite what we both heard in that meeting.
32:45Vault-Tec is a collision of bureaucrats,
32:47your wife, though.
32:50I don't know.
32:53You said you knew everything.
32:55I routinely design and run mathematical paradigms
32:58based on global, political, and socioeconomic conditions
33:01in an effort to predict future events.
33:09And one spring morning,
33:11the data coalesced,
33:12and it told me,
33:14in no uncertain terms,
33:15that the world would...
33:19well,
33:20end.
33:22Calculator told you that.
33:25The...
33:27date
33:27of the end of the world
33:28may not interest you,
33:30Mr. Howard,
33:31but the date the data coalesced might.
33:35April 14th, 2065,
33:37at 5.17 a.m.
33:41Is that date
33:42of any interest to you?
33:51that's my daughter's birthday.
33:53That's my daughter's birthday.
33:56Oh, that is vexingly curious, isn't it?
34:04More curious is that you were not meant to come to Vegas this weekend.
34:08Your wife, Barbara,
34:10was meant to come alone.
34:12The moment that you bought your ticket to Las Vegas,
34:15the date the world was going to end,
34:19jumped forward by one month.
34:23What are you, a fortune teller now?
34:28I am a mathematician,
34:29a roboticist,
34:30and a casino owner.
34:33And I don't know yet
34:34how you figure into all this,
34:36but you most certainly do.
34:42And I don't like unknown variables.
34:48Irksome.
34:51Not knowing exactly how you play a part in ending the world.
34:57You know, the...
35:00person
35:02who wanted me to kill you,
35:04you know what they think?
35:05They think that you
35:06are going to end things
35:08by selling Voltec
35:10the weapons it needs.
35:13No.
35:15The bombs will not be dropped by me
35:17or any of the idiots at that meeting.
35:23But I believe...
35:28But I believe there is a...
35:31another player at the table.
35:34The same unknown entity
35:36responsible for your demon in the snow.
35:41Who?
35:42I don't know.
35:45Like I said,
35:47Irksome.
35:49As you see, I live my life
35:50by one simple maxim.
35:53The house always wins, right?
35:55And it does.
35:55I'm making sure of it
35:57using every single piece of technology
36:00at my disposal.
36:04But...
36:05what if I'm not the house?
36:09What if someone else is?
36:13What if you're just
36:14a fucking lunatic?
36:18I'm a lunatic?
36:20Yeah.
36:23I would encourage you
36:24to gaze inward, Mr. Howard.
36:27To your small life.
36:29Spending your days
36:30pretending to be a cowboy
36:32while your wife
36:34is making apocalyptic proposals
36:36at board meetings.
36:37And I'm building a missile system
36:39to defend this glorious city
36:40from what's coming.
36:41But from whom, Mr. Howard?
36:44From whom?
36:45Who ends the world?
36:48Is it you?
36:49What if it is you?
36:50I don't think you're
36:52a cowboy at all, no.
36:54I think you're a killer.
36:56I think I know exactly
36:58who you are.
36:59I think that's why.
37:32All right. Tom's room. Clark. Me. With me.
37:45It's dead.
37:47Who are you hoping to contact?
37:49The investors.
37:54Hey, Clark. Your project manager. Get this operational stat.
37:58That shouldn't take long.
38:00Hey, Pete. Go try that one.
38:16You okay?
38:20Sorry.
38:22You'd think it would have all hit me at once, but, uh...
38:26No.
38:31Even if my parents survived the bombs, they'd be gone by now.
38:34Same with my friends.
38:37My cat.
38:43Your cat have a name?
38:47His name was Puppy.
38:49Puppy the cat.
38:51It's funny, huh?
38:54I mean, not right now, I guess.
38:58Yeah.
39:08You don't strike me as the kind of person who would sign up for a program like this.
39:13Did you know going in about the future Enterprise Ventures?
39:18Like I said, I just started this job a week ago.
39:22But everything these people talked about is something pretty even nutty to me.
39:26But you don't remember what they said.
39:29Nothing about doing something to the people in Pult 32 or 33.
39:34No.
39:37There was a zigzag.
39:40Bud's boss, her name was Barbara Howard.
39:45She was in charge of all the law proposals.
39:48Do you know where her office is?
39:50Let's go.
40:23You're not really a Bud successor, are you?
40:30How'd you know?
40:33Because you're not absolutely nuts.
40:40But the rest of them, they are nuts.
40:43I mean, they bet their whole lives on Bud Askins and his weird multi-millennial plan.
40:49If they realize you took that from them, you're just not telling what they'll do.
40:57Sorry if that came across as a little dramatic.
41:01But in my defense, I did just see the world end like a week ago.
41:08I could really use a drink.
41:11Do you want a drink?
41:14I've actually never had one.
41:15Really?
41:17I'll be right back.
41:17And I'll be right back.
41:31I could really Repeat what you're breaking for.
41:34This is general, I don't need to try to do the kind of climate change right now.
41:36Let's go!
41:40F-E-V.
41:51First evolutionary virus.
41:57You lied to us.
42:21You lied to us.
42:21You lied to us.
42:22You lied to us.
42:26You lied to us.
42:46You lied to us.
42:48You lied to us.
42:49You lied to us.
42:52You lied to us.
43:05You lied to us.
43:07You lied to us.
43:32I think we can say I am officially done with Dragoon.
43:38Window.
43:57You're done?
44:09Oh, thanks.
44:12Least I can do. Consider it.
44:21Who's that?
44:26I'll let him explain.
44:35Hi. I was sent here by your father.
44:42Mr. McLean is very impressed that you followed him this far,
44:46but he's quite secure in an underground facility.
44:50There's no reaching him from here, not without his explicit invitation.
44:55You're going to walk right back out of here and lead us to my father. Now.
45:00Unfortunately, I don't have permission.
45:05Mr. McLean is watching over this gentleman's wife and daughter.
45:10They are quite peacefully resting in stasis.
45:16And wouldn't it be a shame if Mr. McLean had to terminate that slumber prematurely?
45:23They almost assuredly wouldn't survive the process.
45:28Don't listen to him. Whatever it is, we can't trust him.
45:33However, Mr. McLean is willing to make a deal.
45:37One family's safety for another's.
45:39Mr. McLean will leave your wife and daughter safe and sound in their cryo chambers if you bring his daughter
45:48back to the safety of her vault.
45:54What?
45:55Your father is in the process of setting certain plans in motion.
45:58He'd like it if you'd be able to wait it out, safe and sound, back at home.
46:08Do you accept?
46:18You can't actually be considering this.
46:37Lucy, I brought you here to bargain with us.
46:48This is a bargain.
46:57We were actually beginning to get along.
47:03Yeah.
47:20Wonderful.
47:22I'll inform management that you made an agreeable decision.
47:27Good afternoon.
47:28Good afternoon.
47:56Take a nap.
48:00You wake up, you'll be home.
48:05Couldn't be helped.
48:12Family's a fucked up thing.
48:15Tonight's précinin'
48:16happens.
48:19Probably not.
48:29Bye.
48:38Nice to meet you.
48:40Okay.
48:40Bye.
49:03Oh my god, what's this work?
49:04Can I have a kiss?
49:06We have to ride the missile.
49:41We have to ride the missile.
49:50I thought we were friends.
50:36We need to talk.
51:06We have to ride the missile.
51:18My little sugar ball.
51:42We have to ride the missile.
51:58We have to ride the missile.
52:15We have to ride the missile.
52:20We have to ride the missile.
52:38We have to ride the missile.
53:06We have to ride the missile.
53:36We have to ride the missile.
54:03We have to ride the missile.
54:20We have to ride the missile.
54:33We have to ride the missile.
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