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00:05Yeah, your wife. Sorry, I forgot her name.
00:08Betsy.
00:09How did Samira figure out that Betsy is Alison Grant?
00:13What is that?
00:14Alison Sardines.
00:15Sardines?
00:16She's alive, man. She's back.
00:18For the boys!
00:20Rob thinks she's been brainwashed.
00:22It's classic Stockholm Syndrome, isn't it?
00:23Gary of Darks Allison takes her somewhere far away.
00:25Very easy for him to make himself her entire world.
00:28Remember, you aren't here.
00:30Does anyone ever really know that name is?
00:32I've been watching YouTube freaks from the window.
00:34And whatever the hell you're up to, I want to be in.
00:36What were you in that bar back arguing about?
00:38Because that guy hasn't stopped looking over here since you sat down.
00:40What happened to Hank?
00:41Hank was my brother.
00:42He's about as much in Hawaii as Elvis is running a gas station in Pittsburgh.
00:46I did not run away. I was kidnapped.
00:49If you got free, why are you here?
00:51I have to show you something.
00:52Wait, hold on. Gary is a good guy?
01:09Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!
01:11You want a piece of this, huh? Tough guy? Do you?
01:13Hey! You don't want to do this.
01:15The asshole tried to grab my wallet!
01:17He's pissed drunk. He doesn't know what he's doing.
01:19Hey, Al. You're cut off.
01:21Yeah, you drunk piece of shit.
01:23Hey.
01:27You get this idiot out of here.
01:30I'm taking a break.
01:31Okay, let's go.
01:33Okay.
01:36Here's Hank.
01:38Yeah, hey, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
01:40I don't know how many times I got to tell you this.
01:42I don't care how much money you got.
01:44I'm not selling.
01:46Oh, yeah, big mistake, huh?
01:47Okay, sure, sure.
01:48Hey, go fuck yourself.
01:52Hey, go fuck yourself.
02:22Oh, my God.
02:32I don't know.
03:00I don't know.
03:43I don't know.
03:59I don't know.
04:18I don't know.
04:50I don't know.
04:54I don't know.
05:26I don't know.
05:36I don't know.
05:48I don't know.
06:30I don't know.
06:34I don't know.
06:37I don't know.
06:42I don't know.
07:13I don't know.
07:16I don't know.
07:19I don't know.
07:32I don't know.
07:39I don't know.
07:41I don't know.
08:03I don't know.
08:04I don't know.
08:08I don't know.
08:12I don't know.
08:16I don't know.
08:24I don't know.
08:25I don't know.
08:37I don't know.
08:55I don't know.
09:14I don't know.
09:16I don't know.
09:17I don't know.
09:27I don't know.
09:43I don't know.
09:43Let me see a little something.
09:44Come on.
09:44I got the last three.
09:46I got the last three.
09:48I got the last three.
09:50You can't hit him with this.
09:52I can't because I ain't that booty like you.
09:55Now get your butt out of here.
09:56I love you.
09:57Love you.
09:57And kiss my nephew.
10:11Thanks.
10:21Where is it?
10:21There.
10:26Yes.
10:27Dude, we are so good at this detective shit.
10:29I feel like Sherlock Holmes.
10:30I think if anything I'd be Sherlock Holmes.
10:32Don't accent privilege this.
10:34Alright, we gotta find a way to break into his phone.
10:36You know, get some clues.
10:37Good idea.
10:37We need to be strategic about this.
10:39We're only gonna get three attempts before we're...
10:40We're locked out.
10:41What?
10:41Yeah, it's not all ones, all nines or my birthday.
10:44Why would it be your birthday?
10:45I ban it.
10:46Wait.
10:47Gary's phone's here and he's not.
10:50That's...
10:50That's no one off our gear bear.
10:52Right, we just need to do some retracing.
10:54I saw him last in...
10:55Drink, please.
10:56Alright, you said he was talking to that bar back?
10:58Elementary.
10:59That's enough.
11:00There's no shame in being Watson.
11:01There's a lot of shame in being Watson.
11:03To drink, please.
11:05And put your foot down, Watson.
11:06I'm not Watson.
11:07You are so Watson.
11:08Who wants to be Watson?
11:18Okay.
11:18We go in, we find the bar back that was talking to Gary, and then we interrogate him.
11:22What?
11:22Hey, hey, hey.
11:23We're not doing any interrogating.
11:25What?
11:25Yeah, we corner him, we wear him down, and we F him.
11:28Okay, we're not doing any F-ing.
11:30We just need to calm down, alright?
11:31When Gary went in there, guns metaphorically blazing, they always threw him out of the place.
11:34Okay, so what do we do?
11:35We wait until Drinkly's closes, catch him on the way out.
11:39Oh, can we at least wait inside?
11:40Yeah.
11:41You know, grab a spritz, maybe pop a couple cheeky tendies?
11:43You're a grown man.
11:44Please finish your words.
11:46And obviously, we can't go inside, because if we go inside, then we're gonna tip him off.
11:49Dude, I'm starving.
11:50Fine, go take your heroes, grab yourself a snack, I'll stay here and start the steak out.
11:54We're like buddy cops.
11:56Will Smith, Martin Lawrence, Jackie Chan, Chris Tucker.
11:59I get it.
11:59I'm Sandra Bullock.
12:01You're Melissa McCarthy.
12:02What movie is that?
12:03The Heat, dude.
12:04Female representation in the buddy cop space.
12:06I'm also getting us smoothies.
12:08Okay.
12:13Ah, Bill, you are an angel.
12:16I really appreciate it.
12:17Not at all.
12:17I know how finicky these old thermostats can be.
12:24Are you sure it's broken?
12:33Oh, would you look at that?
12:35You have a miracle touch.
12:37Just needed a good twist, I guess.
12:39This is so embarrassing.
12:41Rob usually sets it, but he's been out all day with Naveen, and I get worried that Miles
12:45will get a chill.
12:46And I don't really know the doctors out here all that well yet, so that gets my anxiety spiking.
12:49And before I know it, I'm rambling.
12:52Well, I wish I could say the worry goes away with time, but parent to parent, it's my duty
12:58to tell you it doesn't.
13:00That.
13:02Wait.
13:03Lynn brought an apple pie over yesterday.
13:05Could offer you a slice.
13:06It's the least that could do, you know, dragging you across the block.
13:09I've never been one to turn down a slice of that pie.
13:14Alright.
13:18Would you like some tea with that?
13:20I'd love some tea.
13:21That would be lovely.
13:22Okay.
13:31Hi!
13:32Hello.
13:33Well, what are you two doing here?
13:36We're just stopping by to see our favorite neighbor.
13:40How you doing?
13:41You look cute.
13:42We've brought you a comically large assortment of loose leaf teas of different brands and
13:48varieties.
13:49Is this an intervention?
13:51I know my limits.
13:52We've been getting that a lot, but no.
13:54It's just getting chilly to have wine out on the porch and, you know, that cold really
13:59aggravates my knee, so.
14:00We thought, why not try something different?
14:02And you know, all the times you've had us over for wine night,
14:06you've never once asked me inside your house.
14:10There isn't a reason for that.
14:12Is there, Lynn?
14:24It's good tea.
14:26Yeah.
14:27Very floral.
14:28Uh-huh.
14:29Yeah.
14:31You know what I love about our friendship, this trio?
14:35Is there a respect for each other?
14:36It's like we're close, but we really respect each other's boundaries.
14:41Hmm.
14:42It's nice.
14:43But also, we can talk about anything.
14:45In the nicest, most even-handed, non-judgmental way.
14:50And we fully know that we'll always give each other the benefit of the doubt, which is so
14:55good.
14:56Yeah.
14:57Why are you keeping your husband's corpse in your refrigerator?
15:01Jesus, Todd.
15:02That is not how we planned this.
15:03It's just dragging.
15:04Why even have a plan?
15:06But yes, why is he in saran wrap?
15:09For extra freshness, Lynn?
15:10Oh God, are you eating him?
15:13Lynn, are you eating him?
15:15No!
15:15I am not eating him.
15:18Oh God, thank God.
15:19So you admit it.
15:20Admit what?
15:21That he's in there.
15:22We saw you through the window, dragging him around, like a sack of taters.
15:27I'm not admitting anything.
15:30I'm just...
15:31I...
15:34I don't...
15:38It's funny.
15:39We are your friends, okay?
15:42And we're gonna help you through this.
15:45Whatever it is.
15:47But you have to tell us the truth from the beginning, okay?
15:51I'll make more tea.
15:56Good pie?
15:58Look forward to it every year.
16:00I love the little traditions you guys have here.
16:02You're a Hinkle Hills lifer, right?
16:04Yep.
16:04Been here since 82.
16:07Whoa, those are some roots, Bill.
16:09And you were a cop the entire time.
16:1141 years.
16:13Wow.
16:14Safest town in America.
16:15Must have been boring, huh?
16:17That's the way we like it.
16:19Yeah.
16:19I guess she had a little excitement every now and then.
16:22Like the girl across the street that went missing.
16:24What was her name again?
16:27Allison Grant.
16:28That's the one.
16:29And ever since Rob told me that story, I can't get it out of my head.
16:32But you guys stopped looking for her after a while, right?
16:34Whatever happened with that?
16:37She was a runaway.
16:39You know that for sure.
16:41Her parents received a letter.
16:43Family dispute outside our jurisdiction.
16:46That's a little convenient, isn't it?
16:48I mean, you guys didn't authenticate the letter?
16:50Analyze the handwriting of the language she used?
16:53I'm not a crime lab guy.
16:55Right.
16:55Any persons of interest?
16:59You know who you should ask about this.
17:04Your husband.
17:14What happened?
17:15What's up?
17:17Nothing.
17:17I just texted Samira and said, is everything okay?
17:21She said Bill's here, we'll explain later.
17:23Why would Bill be there?
17:25I don't know, dude.
17:26I guess she'll explain later.
17:27Thank God you're here.
17:31Can you believe she came back?
17:34Allison is here.
17:35Alive.
17:37Breathing.
17:38Blinking.
17:39Blood pumping through her veins.
17:41I mean, there's gotta be a way to say that without sounding like a hungry vampire.
17:44I just think that, like, we need to take a second to process this.
17:47Try talking about our feelings.
17:49Come on.
17:50Go for it.
17:52Okay.
17:53Well...
17:55I guess I feel...
18:00I...
18:00It...
18:00It...
18:01I...
18:02I feel...
18:03I feel like I'm watching the King's speech.
18:05It's all just hard to believe.
18:08It's unbelievable.
18:09And so I feel...
18:11Relieved.
18:11Yes.
18:12That's the word.
18:13It's just so...
18:14Weird that we spent all this time, like, worrying about her and what happened to her.
18:17And then suddenly she's here.
18:18And she kind of seems okay.
18:21Allison always had this vibe, right?
18:23She was always cooler than us.
18:25Always had this look.
18:26And she still has a look.
18:27Even though she looks so much different now.
18:29So different.
18:30So different.
18:31But now she's got this, like, toughness to her.
18:34Like, she's seen some shit.
18:37And I think she's way vibeier.
18:40And I swear, I'm not even kidding.
18:42I think there's a vibe between us.
18:44Naveen.
18:45What?
18:46She's married.
18:46I know.
18:47To Gary.
18:48Do we know if that's real, though?
18:49It could be a cover.
18:50Like, a marriage of convenience.
18:52Like, spies.
18:54Or...
18:54assassins.
18:56I mean...
18:57You could always just ask her.
18:58Oh, no.
18:59That'll totally kill the vibe.
19:03Dude.
19:03Let's go.
19:16It looks pretty good, all things considered.
19:20I didn't know you could keep a body for this long in a fridge.
19:23Oh, yeah.
19:24Up to eight months, if properly sealed.
19:29You know...
19:30I, uh...
19:31found him when...
19:33I was coming home from the grocery store.
19:36I was putting the food away.
19:38And he was in here, already cold.
19:40A heart attack?
19:41I assume.
19:42No.
19:43This hand.
19:44It was on his chest.
19:46No.
19:46No autopsy, of course, so it's hard to...
19:51Let's...
19:52close this back up and...
19:55get the temperature consistent.
19:58I didn't know what to do.
20:01I couldn't move.
20:03I was frozen.
20:05Good pun.
20:06Well, you were in shock.
20:08So don't blame yourself.
20:10But I knew that I had to do...
20:12something.
20:13But he was already...
20:15gone.
20:16And...
20:16I couldn't make a reel.
20:18And then an hour passed, and then another hour, and then...
20:21and then I thought...
20:23Well...
20:23It couldn't hurt...
20:26to...
20:26you know...
20:28keep him...
20:29On ice?
20:30Yes.
20:32Until I was ready to say goodbye.
20:34And then...
20:36a week passed.
20:37And then a month.
20:39And...
20:39What did you tell your kittens?
20:41That they're...
20:42dead dads in the icebox?
20:44Todd...
20:45Well, you know, we're not exactly close.
20:47Erica is still on that sheep ranch in...
20:49New Zealand, and it's such a long way to travel.
20:53And...
20:53Maddie can't accept phone calls at the ashram.
20:56So...
20:56I told him that we would have a memorial service...
21:01sometime in the future.
21:03I think the future is now.
21:05I get it.
21:06You left it too long.
21:08I'm so ashamed.
21:10He wasn't perfect.
21:12But Marty was my whole life.
21:14My person.
21:16I couldn't let him go.
21:19Then, honey...
21:21Grief is a beast.
21:23Okay?
21:24It's okay.
21:26You know, you should be able to keep human remains on your property...
21:30providing the proper reporting procedures have been followed, so...
21:34Oh, yeah.
21:34And you filed the death certificate, right?
21:40Hmm.
21:42We got this.
21:43For the boys.
21:44For the boys.
21:44You know, I found out this from a Bette Midler movie.
21:47No way.
21:47What a legend.
21:48Okay, let me do the talking.
21:49Hey!
21:50Excuse me, mate.
21:51Do you mind if we have a quick word?
21:53What's he doing?
21:54Oh, shit.
21:55He's running.
21:55Oh!
21:55Oh, dang!
21:59Quick!
22:00Get him in the car!
22:02Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
22:05Oh!
22:06Come on, man!
22:08Shit, shit, shit!
22:17No!
22:19I don't have your trivia prize, man.
22:21It goes to the highest scorer that is still present.
22:25We won!
22:25Rob!
22:26Focus!
22:27Look, we don't want to hurt you.
22:29We just want to have a talk.
22:30But say the wrong thing, and we'll end you.
22:33He's joking.
22:33I'm not!
22:34Okay, dude, I've got this.
22:36Have you seen our friend Gary?
22:37Not since you have.
22:38Well, what were you talking about earlier?
22:40That little kerfuffle in the bar?
22:41None of your business.
22:42Maybe it is my business, because I'm a nosy neighbor.
22:44Remember?
22:45No.
22:46What?
22:46Okay, whatever.
22:47Look, why are you talking about his brother Hank?
22:50Okay, listen up.
22:51If I were you, I'd drop all of this, okay?
22:54Just go back to your pretty little girlfriend before somebody gets hurt.
22:57Is that a threat, dude?
22:58My wife.
22:59Are you threatening us right now?
23:01I might warn you, he is currently experiencing some sort of smoothie-based sugar high,
23:04so I would stop playing ball buddy.
23:05I am fucking amped!
23:08Okay, I'll tell you the same thing I told Hank when you didn't want to sell this place.
23:12There are just some people that you don't say no to in this town.
23:15And a good rule of thumb, don't fuck with an ex-cop.
23:19Hey!
23:19What the hell?
23:20Oh, shit!
23:27What a prick!
23:29Ex-cop.
23:30Who the fuck is an ex-cop besides Bill?
23:34Oh, my God.
23:36Samira.
23:39I guess as a mother, I just don't understand why they forgot about her.
23:42How this girl disappears, and it seemed like nobody cared.
23:46You know what I mean?
23:47I suppose I do.
23:51So she's just the one that got away, huh?
24:03Hey!
24:04Get ahead and away from my wife!
24:05What the?
24:06What's up?
24:07What is up?
24:08I was just about to cut another piece of pie.
24:14You have to stand up for that.
24:15What the hell is going on here?
24:18Did you find him?
24:20No.
24:21Well, we spoke to the bar back at Drinkly's.
24:23Asked him what he knew about Hank.
24:24Hank?
24:25What about Hank?
24:26Oh, we know about Hank.
24:27Oh, we know.
24:28Yeah.
24:29What do we know?
24:30He said an ex-cop had something to do with his disappearance.
24:34He said, don't fuck with an ex-cop.
24:36Oh, Jesus Christ, Dan.
24:38What did you do?
24:40This man is senile.
24:41Bill?
24:43My name is Rob.
24:45No.
24:46I mean Dan Daniels Senior, my former partner.
24:48Officer Danny Daniels' dad?
24:50After he retired, he got into investing.
24:53Ended up joining a group that was trying to buy Hank out.
24:57Some sort of a fixer for them, I guess.
25:00Except Hank didn't get bought out.
25:02He just disappeared.
25:05Okay, Dan Senior, a rogue cop consumed with greed, uses his position of power to cut down
25:10a small business owner who refused to sell.
25:13Well, what are we waiting for?
25:14We need to find Dan Senior before he disappears Gary.
25:17Well, you'll have a hell of a time doing that, son.
25:19Oh, yeah?
25:20Where's that?
25:20Dan Senior died six months ago.
25:23Okay.
25:23Stomach cancer.
25:24If Dan Senior's dead, then what the hell is going on with Gary?
25:27Why don't you ask him?
25:29Isn't that his car?
25:34When did I get that?
25:40Oh, thank God.
25:50Oh, God, oh, God.
25:53Am I going to prison?
25:54Oh, I doubt that.
25:56An involuntary psychiatric hold seems much more likely.
26:00Oh, God.
26:00I can't believe I'm going to jail over a cheater.
26:07Wait, what?
26:08Marty betrayed our vows with Agnes Masterson.
26:16I want him out of here.
26:18I want him out of my house.
26:20Now.
26:20Yeah, chuck that fuck.
26:23Oh, God.
26:24Oh, God.
26:26You guys must think I'm a lunatic.
26:31Will you stop it?
26:33If you are a lunatic, then guess what?
26:35You're in good company.
26:39You're counting your steps?
26:40No, Lynn.
26:41This is an ankle monitor.
26:44Like the kind they put on you when you're under house arrest.
26:48I'm sorry I lied to you.
26:49Oh, it's okay.
26:50I already knew.
26:52I'd pulled your police report.
26:54Of course you did.
26:55I'm sorry.
26:55I'm very confused.
26:56What is going on?
26:57Well, maybe you've noticed that I haven't left the cul-de-sac in a long time.
27:01You have seemed a little underfoot.
27:04What did you do?
27:06I wasn't going to say anything.
27:09But since you showed us yours, I'll show you mine.
27:14Okay.
27:16I was working high up for an animal rights organization that liberated beagles from testing labs across the country.
27:22Oh.
27:23And our guerrilla tactics were very unorthodox.
27:26But guess what?
27:27They worked.
27:27One night, we were doing one of our midnight raids in this big pharma lab.
27:33And we got to that very last cage and we freed that last dog.
27:37And security came running.
27:39Well, I got tased in the ass going over a fence.
27:43That wasn't in the police report.
27:45These corporate lawyers tried to make an example of me.
27:48So my wife had her commanding officer pull a few strings and I got nine months.
27:54And Julia was so upset about it.
27:57So she just went away.
28:00And then I was here.
28:02And only here.
28:04But I'm going to be done soon.
28:07This thing's coming off and I really hope that she changes her mind and she goes back to me.
28:17She's going to do that.
28:20So you see?
28:22I'm just as much of a whack job as you, you loon.
28:30Rubber room for two.
28:32I love you.
28:34I love you too.
28:35Todd, you want in on the city?
28:38No, no, I can watch from here.
28:42I'm just glad he's okay.
28:48You okay?
28:50Yeah.
28:51Yeah, thanks.
28:52Thanks again.
28:53I'm sure this all seems a little crazy.
28:56Or just the right amount of crazy.
28:58I mean...
28:58It's like seasoning.
28:59Little bit of Laurie's is great, but too much will kill you.
29:04Yeah.
29:07Well...
29:07Back to the old murder board.
29:11You want me to walk you home?
29:20Where have you been?
29:23Just helping out a neighbor.
29:44Allyson.
29:47I thought that was you.
29:50I thought that was you.
29:54Gary?
29:57Maybe he's upstairs?
30:01Wait here.
30:04Gary?
30:08Gary?
30:18Gary?
30:50No no no no no no no.
30:51Allyson?
30:54My letters, the evidence, they destroyed it.
30:59Who?
31:00Whoever was here.
31:02Whoever took Gary.
31:08Do you think they're still in the house?
31:12I know how this movie ends, and we need to leave now.
31:45You know, in my line of work,
31:48if you leave a task unfinished,
31:52it becomes a noticeable blemish.
31:55A stain to be judged.
31:59I don't like to leave a job unfinished.
32:03And you, Allison Grant,
32:08have always been the one who got away.
32:11Not to worry.
32:13That ends tonight.
32:14I'm fine.
32:15Run!
32:20Is that the fucking garbage man?
32:35Get off her!
32:36No!
32:38Let me go!
32:39No!
32:45Get the fuck off me!
32:51Let me go!
32:57Stop!
32:58Stop!
32:59I am not gonna tell you again.
33:02Fuck you, garbage man.
33:13Come on, Allison!
33:15Don't listen to him!
33:17Come out before I rip your little friend in two!
33:21Hmm?
33:22Oh!
33:30Get in the hole!
33:32Go!
33:32No!
33:33No!
33:48Ouch!
33:52He's on me!
33:54Get in the hole!
33:56Come on!
33:57Come on!
34:10Come on! Come on!
34:13I think I got here.
34:15Now I don't want to be locked.
34:18Stop.
34:19Oh, my God. We're trapped.
34:22Do you have a signal?
34:23No signal.
34:24Keep trying.
34:25Somebody help!
34:26Help!
34:26Help us!
34:28Help us!
34:59Help us!
35:00Help us!
35:03Help us!
35:04Help us!
35:07Help us!
35:09Help us!
35:15Help us!
35:16Help us!
35:16Help us!
35:17Help us!
35:17Help us!
35:18Help us!
35:25Help us!
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