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00:26Why is there a spider in my sink?
00:37Dr. Gary.
00:39Yes, Duncan, hi.
00:40So I have test results, I'm preliminary.
00:42You know, normally I'd like to do a formal diagnostic write-up, but since you seem to be in a
00:46hurry...
00:46Just give it to me straight, where am I on the sector?
00:48What's my score?
00:50Well, according to these tests, you are actually completely typical.
00:54Typical?
00:55That sounds like a slur.
00:57Nope.
00:57Uh, it just means that you are not neurodivergent.
01:01That can't be possible. I think different.
01:03Also, I have zero sense of humor and zero empathy.
01:08You know, actually, according to this test, as far as quantifiable attributes associated with what is generally thought of as
01:15empathy, you are a highly empathetic person.
01:17What? Suck my dick I'm empathetic!
01:20No, I'm sorry. You know, Duncan, I think maybe I'm just not communicating it properly, okay?
01:24In layman's terms, you're normal.
01:27I am sorry.
01:29No, you're normal. I'm fucking exceptional.
01:31Well, from a medical perspective, the two are not mutually exclusive.
01:35No, no.
01:37Empathetic is just pathetic with the prefix, okay?
01:40Hey, I am an apex predator. I eat empathy for breakfast, okay?
01:44And how qualified are you?
01:46Anyway, Gary.
01:46Yeah, well, you work with kids. What's up with that?
01:49What's with all the kids, Gary? Huh? That's weird.
01:53I understand that a surprising diagnosis can be destabilized.
01:57Right.
01:58Fruit.
02:00Yeah.
02:00Oh, my God. What the? Are you serious?
02:07Duncan, there's wildfires. They're not far from Napa. Duncan?
02:14Duncan!
02:15Duncan!
02:16Duncan!
02:19Taste the sting of mint, you creepy, hairy little freak.
02:31Actually, you're highly empathetic.
02:45You've reached Dr. Joanne Felder.
02:48If this is an emergency, call 911.
02:50Otherwise, leave a message.
02:53Oh, Ardolf is in my sights.
02:56The legend himself.
02:57I feel like Jane Goodall about to shoot a silverback gorilla.
03:01Oh, my gosh.
03:02All I need is for him to come on board for my 3% to 5% stake,
03:06and I am invincible.
03:08You prepare me well, Joanne.
03:10It is Duncan Park signing off.
03:15Who's that?
03:17Oh, um, that's Linus Poe.
03:20You know his music?
03:21No, the guy on the phone.
03:23Oh, no one.
03:24Client.
03:26You ever worry that your clients might be, like, unstable?
03:30Maybe dangerous?
03:32No, honey, no.
03:33Not my clientele.
03:35Is it because they're rich?
03:37Well, because you have to be fairly stable mentally and emotionally to achieve financial prosperity.
03:45I don't think that's true, you know, historically speaking.
03:49That was Linus Poe.
03:51Sadly, the Ohio Balladier died today at age 74.
03:54Oh, no.
03:56Are you okay?
03:58Yeah, sorry.
03:59It's just Linus Poe.
04:00He got me through high school.
04:02And so much.
04:02Damn it!
04:03Every time NPR plays someone's music, they're dead.
04:06I'm sorry.
04:07Dad loves him, too.
04:09So...
04:09I introduced your dad to Linus Poe.
04:33Carl Bardo.
04:36Duncan Park.
04:38Hypernosis.
04:40Big fan.
04:41Super huge.
04:42You know, hugest.
04:43It's titanic.
04:45Uncomfortably huge.
04:46I might mind if I sit.
04:51Your manifesto.
04:53Bardoff's Law.
04:55That was super important to me.
04:57You know?
04:58In a society driven by technology, growth will continue endlessly.
05:02The ultimate hockey stick.
05:05Yeah, you're on my Mount Rushmore call.
05:08Tell you that.
05:10But you're not stone.
05:11You are flesh.
05:12And I bet you're not done.
05:14Not even close.
05:19So me?
05:20I?
05:20Yeah.
05:22I co-founded Fafa.com.
05:25Fafa, you've heard of it?
05:27Nope.
05:30F-A-H-F-A.com.
05:34Yeah.
05:34It was huge in 2009, early.
05:37But it doesn't matter.
05:38My latest enterprise, Hypernosis.
05:41I mean, data analytics, great, great algo.
05:45The thing is, Cupertino wants us.
05:50Yeah.
05:51We're in acquisition talks.
05:53I got leaked to the press a couple weeks ago.
05:55So I'm not talking out of school.
05:57But I think it's a big mistake taking the deal.
06:01I mean, you know what it's like there.
06:04Golden handcuffs.
06:04You get it.
06:05So I was thinking, if I could find a private placement investor, someone whose reputation
06:11for picking winners is so stellar, and here you are, I mean, so I got to ask, like, how
06:18about us?
06:19And maybe Hypernosis is how you get back in the game?
06:23Double rainbow.
06:24I mean, with a forward-facing data analytics company, we could really make something...
06:34What the fuck?
06:38The fuck is moving?
06:40Oh, my God!
06:43Oh, my God!
06:48Oh, my God!
07:10Zero days since I stabbed someone, Joanne.
07:12Oh, who did you stab?
07:15This discount CEO comes to my heart and starts talking like I gave him clearance to speak.
07:21So, you stabbed him?
07:23It was with a fork.
07:25He's fine.
07:26But I'm not.
07:27All that work we did wasted.
07:29Everything we accomplished, you said...
07:32Okay.
07:32Throw it out the window!
07:33Yes.
07:34Okay.
07:34Okay, Carl.
07:35That's okay.
07:36We can discuss all of it in session.
07:39Right now, I have to...
07:42Yeah, okay.
07:42Boundaries, you're right.
07:43And just after mine won't cross, too.
07:45It's okay.
07:47How about Thursday at noon?
07:50You gotta believe it, Joanne.
07:51This guy, he's the type of guy you want to shoot right between his sniveling little wormy
07:55eyes, but you can't.
07:57Because you're not supposed to.
07:58I get it.
07:59And not your fault, Carl.
08:01Whatever happened, not your fault.
08:02Some people deserve maybe not stabbing, but a real definitive...
08:07I'm sorry.
08:08I have to take this.
08:10What?
08:11Do you know where Orson is?
08:12Oh, Ethan.
08:13Yeah, he's at school.
08:14Well, I was worried about the fire.
08:16Yes, we will work through all of it in session on Thursday.
08:20Joanne.
08:21Hello?
08:22Ethan, I dropped him there this morning.
08:24Well, I called the school, and he's not there.
08:26He's not even registered, Joanne.
08:27What is going on?
08:29He's there.
08:30I see him on my tracker.
08:32Jesus.
08:32I don't understand.
08:33Well, you got some bad info, Ethan.
08:35But, of course, the only explanation for you is bad mother, right?
08:38Maybe, before drawing damning conclusions, open yourself up to the possibility that most
08:43things happen because of a series of micro screw-ups.
08:45They build up like coral reefs or dung beetle nests.
08:50Dung beetle?
08:51I have no idea what you're talking about right now, but our son is not a dung beetle.
08:56What?
08:56I said he's not a dung beetle.
08:58He's not the dung beetle in the metaphor, Ethan.
09:11Stabbed with pork, tetanus shot, question mark.
09:19Oh, God.
09:20Oh, God.
09:22Move.
09:22Move!
09:24Can you get me some antibacterial ointment, please?
09:27Ointment?
09:28Yes.
09:28Ointment.
09:29Of course.
09:29Duncan, what happened?
09:30What's it look like?
09:31What's it look like?
09:32Uh, I couldn't say.
09:34A rodent?
09:35Twin rodents?
09:39Hey, captain!
09:41Big news.
09:43Cabinet level.
09:44Coming to visit.
09:45We just talked to Sekva.
09:47Great.
09:48What's a Sekva?
09:49Uh, the secretary of the VA.
09:51She's going to be in town this week, so...
09:53Yeah.
09:53And we've been working with your CTO, Harper.
09:57Turns out your Ganodon gizmo...
10:00I have Ganodon.
10:01Same tech, right?
10:03Can be used to identify bets at risk of self-harm.
10:07Huge.
10:08Wow.
10:08I mean, really a godsend.
10:10And she agrees, so she's coming here to check it out.
10:14Oh!
10:15What, did you catch a fork there, jefe?
10:17Lucky.
10:18Ointment, please.
10:19Listen, I would love to meet your friend.
10:21I really would.
10:22But I have deals to chase.
10:23Deals.
10:25Deals that are real deals.
10:27Yeah, yeah, no, I get it.
10:29Government money, right?
10:30It doesn't flow.
10:31But there are workarounds.
10:33First aid games.
10:34Yeah?
10:34Fast tracks, huh?
10:36And Sekva can help with that.
10:38She can maybe get you, I'm telling you, like a half up front.
10:43To pay you, to pay your people, and to pay the engineers, we're going to need to hire
10:47to get you that pile of data.
10:49Okay, maybe we shouldn't simplify everything.
10:51The data?
10:52How fast?
10:53Oh, fast.
10:54Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:55With her sign off, a matter of weeks.
10:56Okay, thank you.
10:57Thank you, mother.
11:00You don't always get to bang the prom queen.
11:03Sometimes it's the greasy hair girl with a weird curve in her back.
11:06That's the only willing partner, right?
11:08Okay.
11:09Wow.
11:10Yeah.
11:14Here's what I'm thinking.
11:17Barbecue.
11:20Okay.
11:21A Texas BBQ.
11:23We red, white, and blew the shit out.
11:25You know, a pig on a friggin' spit, a whole hawk.
11:28We put it on the roof, we get VIPs, a DJ, and you're...
11:32Sekva.
11:33Yeah.
11:33Sekva.
11:34Yeah.
11:35Sure, sure, hypergnosis is soliciting a government contract, so we have to be cognizant.
11:39There's regulation.
11:40I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm throwing the party.
11:42I'm throwing, I'm buying the pig.
11:44I'll take the coaster.
11:44Yeah, no, we'll roll out the red carpet.
11:46Make your secretary feel like a boss.
11:48Lucky, get us a hawk.
11:50Yeah.
11:50You got it.
11:51Great, great meeting, guys.
11:53You're throwing the party, right?
11:54I'll get on the board, okay?
11:55Get on the phone now.
11:56Okay.
11:57Having a party.
12:21What a douche.
12:26Orson Barak Stern.
12:33Mom.
12:35See?
12:35I told you he was here.
12:37What are you doing here?
12:38What are you doing here?
12:40What were you watching?
12:43What were you watching, Orson?
12:47Naked people.
12:49And were you planning to spend all of ninth grade jacking it off back here?
12:55Okay.
12:55Why did nobody here call me?
12:57He's not even enrolled.
12:59We can't call the mother of every child who isn't a student at Las Altas.
13:03Well, I guess I wrongfully assumed that for $90,000 a year...
13:07On scholarship.
13:08You could, at the very least, keep track of him.
13:10I'm sorry, but when Orson got home from school and you asked how his day was, helped him with his
13:15homework...
13:15Okay, who are you?
13:16I'm the one who had to replant the succulents you massacred during your road rage incident.
13:21Well, that...
13:22That was an emergency.
13:23I am a psychologist, and I had a patient in crisis.
13:28I know it sounds harsh, but until we get his eighth grade transcript and officially enroll him, he's not our
13:35responsibility.
13:36He's yours.
13:37You know what?
13:37It's fine.
13:38We will reach out to his Baltimore school first thing tomorrow.
13:42And that means you can enroll him when?
13:44We're on it.
13:45We're on it.
13:46Okay, we're on it.
13:47And we will get you started.
13:52I am going to kill your father.
13:56Okay, Orson, let's go.
13:58I...
13:59I gotta...
14:00Oh, my God.
14:01For five minutes, you can hold it in.
14:03No, I can't.
14:04I'm so tired of this.
14:06It's...
14:06It's...
14:07It's intolerable.
14:08Yeah, try being me!
14:15Oh, my God.
14:16Duncan.
14:18What are you doing?
14:19Looking for something to avoid scars.
14:21That's for wrinkles.
14:23Duncan, the fires are bearing down in Napa.
14:25I asked Rodrigo to hire private responders to use that pink fire retardant.
14:29Not a cost, of course.
14:31Can you say retardant anymore?
14:33We have insurance.
14:34But this is our house.
14:35It's a house.
14:36We have...
14:37We have other houses.
14:39Oh, okay.
14:39You're just absent all sentimentality.
14:42Yeah.
14:42I think so.
14:45You remember our song at our wedding?
14:47You remember what that was?
14:48Yes, you do.
14:49Linus Poe.
14:50And what of them?
14:51He died.
14:54Today.
15:02Are you, uh...
15:04Didn't even ask me what happened?
15:05He got stabbed with a fork.
15:07Yes, I did.
15:10But do you even want to know why?
15:12I'm sure they had a reason.
15:37I'm sure they had a reason.
15:46What's going on?
15:49Nothing!
16:03Oh, goodbye.
16:07Goodbye.
16:08Goodbye.
16:13Honey, how's it going in there?
16:15I really don't want to see another doctor.
16:17Your dad took you to a Baltimore doctor, okay?
16:20It's...
16:20I got you in with a Stanford GI man.
16:23Woman, actually.
16:24She uses tech to create this 3D data map, diet, gut biome...
16:29Just...
16:29I just don't understand the directions.
16:32I...
16:32You...
16:34So...
16:34You just...
16:35You poop in the hat.
16:37I don't want to poop in the hat.
16:40Sorry.
16:41Let me...
16:41Let me just get rid of this man.
16:44Please.
16:44Orson, please.
16:45Just...
16:45Just poop in the hat.
16:47And nothing to eat after 9, okay?
16:49Like, I mean it.
16:50I mean not even water.
16:51Ow!
16:52This house!
16:53What?
16:54I can't talk.
16:55I'm in the middle of a family...
16:58What spider?
16:59Like, I'm the spider.
17:01I got stabbed, but I didn't die.
17:03I think it's a song.
17:04Duncan, you only got stabbed by a fork.
17:06Okay, grow up.
17:07Move on.
17:08Not taking no for an answer is...
17:10Sometimes the answer really is no.
17:11If the spider could talk, he would say to me,
17:14Go down swinging.
17:15But why go down at all?
17:16Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
17:18Go, enjoy your life.
17:19I don't know.
17:19Play pickleball.
17:20Take up quilting on the Riviera or wherever.
17:23Oh, you're incepting me, aren't you?
17:26Pickleball.
17:27Yeah, very clever.
17:28I hear your words behind your words.
17:30There are no words behind my words.
17:32I...
17:39God damn.
17:41Like you crawled out of Satan's piss hole.
17:45All right, little spawn Satan.
17:50Respect.
17:57You're the man.
17:59You're the man.
18:00You're the man.
18:08Hi.
18:09Can I come in?
18:11We can talk.
18:12Yeah?
18:13Oh, God.
18:15Get off me.
18:18We are authorized.
18:20You're filming this?
18:21He stabbed me.
18:22He stabbed me.
18:23He's...
18:24Okay, okay.
18:25I can't.
18:26I can't.
18:27Oh, God.
18:29You assholes.
18:31You laughing?
18:32You laughing?
18:33You laughing?
18:33You can't kill me?
18:35You can't kill me.
18:58You're the man.
19:11Oh, your face.
19:12Do you need some ice?
19:13Yeah, floating in vodka.
19:14Four fingers.
19:15And more bunting.
19:16A lot more bunting.
19:16More, yep.
19:20Oh, God.
19:20Oh, God.
19:22Oh, God.
19:22Oh, God.
19:24Oh, God.
19:24Oh, God.
19:25Oh, God.
19:25Oh, God.
19:26Oh, God.
19:27Oh, God.
19:27Oh, God.
19:27Oh, God.
19:29Hey.
19:30There you are.
19:32We got our problems.
19:33Secfa's plane is still circling.
19:36It's delayed an hour, at least.
19:40Yeah, it's beautiful and awful, yeah?
19:43This guy's the same color above the oil fields.
19:46Same smell.
19:47It's like, I don't know, trap grease.
19:50Charred flesh.
19:52Oh, you smell that?
19:54It's bacon.
19:56Pig flesh.
19:58Are you getting triggered?
20:00Oh, I know how to ride it out.
20:01I've had 30 years of practice.
20:03Ruffery.
20:04How we doing?
20:05How's it going?
20:05Hey.
20:06How's it looking, huh?
20:06Enough bunting?
20:07I really wanted it to be like a shock of red, white, and blue.
20:10You know, like Betsy Ross exploded.
20:12I think it's the right amount.
20:14Great, great.
20:14I was thinking maybe it would be swell if we get the camera guys getting me greeting Secfa,
20:19and then maybe she could go to the reporters and say, how am I hero to heroes?
20:22You know, being a successful guy, helping, helping.
20:25Sure, sure.
20:26Listen, Secfa is delayed, okay?
20:28Because of the smoke.
20:30No.
20:31Where's the know-how?
20:32I mean, blow it out with, like, one of those tactical fans.
20:36I don't know.
20:37Just do it.
20:37Hey.
20:38What happened to your face?
20:41What happened to your face?
20:42Just get her.
20:43Just get her.
20:43Hoo-ha.
20:44Do it.
20:46America.
20:49Don't ask people to dance, okay?
20:50No one's going to want to dance.
20:51Just don't, you'll look stupid.
20:52Wasn't going to.
20:53Yeah, and keep it classy.
20:54Nothing French.
20:56Uh, the caterers are not happy.
20:57Who is?
20:58Uh, they're saying they can't breathe, the smoke from the fires.
21:01Wait, tell them, tell them the, the fires will give the meat a smoked flavor.
21:05You know, pork charred with old-growth giant sequoia rub.
21:09You know, right?
21:09You don't see that on the menu every day.
21:11I've never seen it.
21:12Go!
21:13Great.
21:13Okay.
21:14Okay, uh, she's landing.
21:17Oh, yes, yes.
21:18Okay, good.
21:19What kind of music does Secfa like?
21:20We can-
21:21What?
21:21You know, anthems, country, dubstep.
21:24She likes-
21:24Hey, do we have dubstep?
21:25I actually, you know, oh, uh, don't.
21:28Uh, flag on the play?
21:30Okay, um, it turns out that, uh, she had two events booked tonight, and, uh, due to the
21:36delay, she can't make it to both.
21:38So she's choosing one that's not mine?
21:42Yeah.
21:42Yeah.
21:43Because I'm a shit-in-me.
21:44Okay, you have to be-
21:47Okay, who's the lucky film?
21:50It's, uh, it's Spookle.
21:53They, they do our social media stuff, and-
21:56You know, it's a, it's, it's a big contract, actually.
21:58I, you know, bigger-
22:01Open it, I don't care.
22:02Duncan, what?
22:03Maybe if you called her, that would-
22:05I'm not begging the ugly girl to go out with me, okay?
22:07Spookle!
22:08Okay.
22:09Spookle!
22:10I should-
22:12The guests are starting to-
22:13Yeah, tell them to go home, it's done, it's over, it's over, shut it down, DJ dipshit, unplug it, it's
22:18done, party's over, party's over, put everything down, party is o-
22:21Do not take photos, party's fucking done.
22:35Big blind.
22:43Needed to lock in Sekhva, Tom.
22:46Pack her, hijack her to a black site, and won't report the bitch until you seal the deal.
22:50It's called salesmanship.
22:53I promise, one drink and one go.
22:57Oh, look who it is, the architect of my bloody government contract.
23:03Hi, Martin.
23:04Hi, Duncan.
23:05Oh, Nena, I-
23:07Forgot I invited you.
23:09Uh, Barry, can you show Nena out and tell her guests to go home and lock the door?
23:13Of course.
23:13Thanks.
23:28What happened?
23:30Oh, this, uh, investor recruitment.
23:34Uh-huh, now I take it.
23:37Yup.
23:38Nobody wants Dunkey.
23:40Not you, not, not your B.A.
23:44Sorry.
23:46There was circumstances.
23:48Jesus, can't go any lower.
23:49It's like I was benched by the wheelchair basketball team.
23:53The deal's not dead.
23:58God, Martin's weird.
24:02Aren't we all?
24:10Where's Lily?
24:13Obsessively watching news over the fire.
24:16Yeah.
24:17Then she knew you were going to be here.
24:20If we were only doing half the things she thinks we're doing.
24:25Such a waste, though.
24:28Serving a sentence without committing a crime.
24:34This is where the engineers work?
24:37Messy.
24:39If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind, what then is an empty desk a sign of?
24:44Einstein.
24:45Very good, Xander.
24:47Hey, let's go talk to him.
25:03Are you all right?
25:05Do you need...
25:06I don't know.
25:09Water?
25:10Or...
25:11Ask if he's experiencing acute anxiety.
25:13I don't know if he's experiencing anxiety.
25:15Sorry.
25:17My...
25:17It's, uh...
25:19His name is Alexander.
25:22He's a...
25:23Friend.
25:24Are you with the...
25:25It was the VA.
25:27That's right.
25:28I'm guessing you're a veteran of war.
25:31First Gulf.
25:33I see.
25:34Did you kill anyone?
25:35Xander.
25:36The hell is this?
25:37Did your tour of duty end during or after Operation Desert Storm?
25:41Is that thing recording me?
25:42It's not recording, it's learning.
25:46You're teaching him about war.
25:50Is that all right?
25:52Would you like to talk to him?
25:55Nah, I don't like his face.
25:58It is only those who have neither fired a shot, nor heard the shrieks and groans of the wounded
26:03who cry aloud for blood.
26:05More vengeance.
26:07More desolation.
26:09War is hell.
26:12It's General Sherman.
26:15What's your name, soldier?
26:18Tom.
26:24Do you want to sit down?
26:32I'm just not doing something, right?
26:38For the life of me, I...
26:40I don't know what it is.
26:44Just...
26:47You're Duncan, bloody Mark.
26:49I know.
26:51You're not perfect.
26:53You're impossible to ignore.
26:57That counts for a lot.
27:02Go out.
27:05Get some rest.
27:06You look a morning.
27:07It's pronounced appealing.
27:09Both.
27:11At the same time.
27:14I'm going to go find Martin.
27:16Who?
27:17Martin.
27:18I know.
27:28It's...
27:36Can I help you?
27:39Hmm?
27:39No, I'm good.
27:41I'm just conducting an experiment.
27:44Is that a therapy bot?
27:47Well, he's whatever he wants to be.
27:49His name is Alexander.
27:51He's AGI.
27:53Bullshit.
27:54That's years away.
27:56He has his own thoughts.
27:58Sounds difficult.
27:59Own feelings been raising him.
28:01Curating his intake.
28:02With great care and affection.
28:06Martin!
28:08Can we go?
28:12What are we looking at?
28:16Alexander just leapt forward in real-time evolution.
28:23Oh, my gosh.
28:25Hey, Anushka.
28:26Have you seen Tom?
28:30What's happening?
28:32Your friend is...
28:34the first...
28:36real-world test case
28:37for a kind of neuro-companion I created.
28:41Fuck yous.
28:43People are spinning.
28:45Oh, no.
28:47You have to take everything in the morning.
29:01Oh, no.
29:11Did you...
29:12Did you do it?
29:14Wrong.
29:16What is it?
29:18You poop all the time. You're always pooping.
29:20But all of a sudden, you can't?
29:23It doesn't work like that.
29:26Sometimes I just, you know, I get...
29:30Maybe go for a walk. Get things moving. You could take the dog.
29:36What?
29:38I bet if your dad asked you to, he'd poop.
29:41Oh, my gosh. Please just leave.
29:42Oh, my gosh. Watch your attitude. I don't like it.
29:47I don't like it.
30:25I've been thinking.
30:28Perhaps I've squeezed all I can out of Cupertino.
30:33Reached the edge of the map there, if I'm being honest.
30:35Well, when you're as high and mighty as they are, easy to miss what's happening on the ground.
30:40Exactly.
30:43Like, what you did tonight with Alexander and Tom.
30:49Huge, Martin.
30:51Bravo.
30:51I mean, what was the last time we saw tech help?
30:59I know tech changed the world.
31:01But so did the bubonic plague.
31:05Truth be told.
31:08Well, we actually made better.
31:11Did we spread knowledge?
31:13No.
31:15People used to occasionally agree on truth.
31:20Are we more tolerant of those different from ourselves?
31:26Please.
31:28Absolutely blew it on climate.
31:31Data centers emit more greenhouse gas than all of air travel.
31:35And how have we made the lives of our children better?
31:39Provably, no.
31:40We can have Q-tips at our door in an hour.
31:43Huzzah for us.
31:49But you've, you've actually done something that might be different.
31:56The bubonic plague made way for the Renaissance and gave us Jack Russell Terriers.
32:04I was just wondering if I should finally collaborate with you on Alexander.
32:08All right, let's not cross streams, you know.
32:13Well, uh, Xander is, he's my thing.
32:18No, I, Martin, I know.
32:22You're the creator.
32:24And it could be something we can do together.
32:29In February of last year, you told me Xander looked like if a jelly bean had delusions of grandeur.
32:35And then in June of this year, you asked if I modeled him on the toddler's chew toy.
32:43Do you remember?
32:45Do you remember?
32:47No?
32:49I do.
33:12No.
33:15No.
33:18Duncan, Duncan, the house, it's gone.
33:22Hmm?
33:22Early this morning, they had to abandon it.
33:24It's, oh my God, it's all gone.
33:35We'll build a new one.
33:37I don't want a new one.
33:40Well, you can't have what's gone, so.
33:45Thanks.
33:47So much.
33:50Very comforting.
33:53House we got married, and what did you do?
33:55What did you do there, Lily, huh?
33:57You ate some pruned Danish?
33:59Is that...
34:00Are you being...
34:02Okay, are you being serious?
34:04Yes.
34:06Yes.
34:06Yes, I am.
34:08Okay.
34:09I'm very serious.
34:10It wasn't at the house.
34:13Despite our arrangement.
34:14It's just your idea, by the way.
34:16I wouldn't do that.
34:17Where was it, then?
34:18I told you.
34:18I told you the lung baths!
34:20Oh, like a pig, right?
34:22Great, great.
34:23Yeah, I guess your fear of UTIs is cured.
34:25You are disgusting!
34:26Oh!
34:26And just so you know, blood is antimicrobial.
34:37The house was ours!
34:40It was ours!
34:42What's up?
34:45I heard the news.
34:48I'm so sorry.
34:49I'm so sorry.
34:56Thank you, sweetheart.
35:01Oh, cashmere hoodie on the bench is obviously not for wash.
35:05Okay.
35:13Come on!
35:16Headphones.
35:18Lily.
35:19Everyone wins with headphones.
35:22You love his music.
35:24This was our first concert.
35:26What is wrong with you?
35:27Seriously.
35:28He's a sad cowboy.
35:29Goth shit.
35:31He's sad.
35:32Dad!
35:35What?
35:36There was a spider.
35:39Get up.
35:40Out!
35:41Out!
35:58We're going to give him a twilight sedative for his trip.
36:01Okay.
36:01Might make him a little loopy.
36:04What if I say something?
36:05Like what?
36:07I don't know.
36:09Something that I know.
36:11That I...
36:12Maybe you don't know I know.
36:14Oh, sweetie.
36:15I'll plug my ears.
36:19Oh, yeah.
36:20Here's the, um...
36:23Here.
36:25Samples are handled by the lab tech.
36:27Not a lab tech.
36:28Oh.
36:29Okay.
36:30So where do I...
36:30In the lab.
36:31Just a couple more and we're done.
36:33First Pavilion East.
36:34One building over.
36:35You better get it there.
36:36They go to lunch at 12.
36:37Past that, we'll have to collect a whole other one.
36:39Oh, yeah.
36:39And, you know, he had a lot of trouble getting the...
36:43Okay.
36:44I will take the sample.
36:47I, um...
36:47Oh, just call me, okay?
36:49If you're feeling...
36:49You rushed me out without my phone.
36:51Oh, right.
36:52Here.
36:52Have mine.
36:54Just call me if you're feeling...
36:56I'll have your phone.
36:57Right.
36:58Okay.
36:58Um, well, I'll be right back.
37:00So just watch a show or something.
37:02Don't buy anything.
37:04I love you.
37:22Where's my mom?
37:23She's not here, buddy.
37:35What?
37:41Ten, nine, eight, seven, six.
38:04Where the hell is 1582?
38:07Hey.
38:09Hey.
38:10Hey.
38:12Hey.
38:14Where's 1582?
38:34Please.
38:35You don't take samples during lunch.
38:37Oh, my God.
38:38Please.
38:39Please.
38:39I got lost.
38:41Please.
38:41Please.
38:45Okay.
38:47Look, I bend the rules for you.
38:49You're going to tell someone.
38:50Then I got to do it for everyone.
38:51Look, I...
38:52You went to school to help people, right?
38:55So did I.
38:56And elbows deep in other people's shit is not how you thought it would go.
38:59I really get it.
39:02But you can help me, but you can help me, a person, and it's my son's excrement.
39:07So, so, two people.
39:11It's rules.
39:15Yeah.
39:17Rules.
39:20Rules.
39:27Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.
39:31Um, you don't have an extra mask, do you?
39:33It's, it's, it's nasty out there.
39:34Oh, yes.
39:36Heaven knows me, I walk the stream.
39:40Oh, yes.
39:43And I can't bear it evermore.
39:50Heaven keep me out through this dream.
39:57And I can't bear it evermore.
40:04Hey, bud.
40:05Little woozy.
40:06Give me a thumbs up.
40:11Well, stay down.
40:13Can't hurt if you don't remember.
40:21Mm-hmm.
40:24Mm-hmm.
40:28Mm-hmm.
40:29Mm-hmm.
40:36Joanne.
40:37Mm-hmm.
40:39Jesus, Jojo, this, it, it shouldn't be this difficult to get a hold of you.
40:43I've, I lost, um, a friend.
40:48Kind of.
40:48Kind of.
40:49It's, well, he, he wasn't human, but I'm still miserable.
40:54Okay, you picked Bard off, right?
40:57And it has been a disaster.
40:59Like, he hates me.
41:00I, I, I don't even know why.
41:02Because you are a bad man.
41:06A bad, bad, bad man.
41:11Is this Orwell?
41:13No one likes you.
41:17Not even you.
41:20I like me.
41:22I, did your mom say she didn't like me?
41:24Did she tell you that?
41:26Get her.
41:28Arrivederci, do she, do she.
41:40How the hell with this?
41:41Hey!
41:43Shit.
41:48You would not believe what I have just been through.
41:53Okay.
41:56Oh, my God.
41:57You're all done?
41:58Let's go home.
42:00You must be starving.
42:02Oh, my God.
42:03So first, that bitchy nurse.
42:10Is that ramen?
42:13Mm-hmm.
42:13Oh, I love ramen.
42:16You remembered.
42:19But that never gets it for me.
42:21Oh.
42:22Thanks, Mom.
42:24You're the best.
42:28What'd they put in those meds of yours?
42:30Oh, yeah.
42:31That stuff was great.
42:33Yeah.
42:34Well, enjoy the ride.
42:35No refills.
42:36How about only Tuesdays and Thursdays?
42:46Oh, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.
42:51I, um, I completely forgot an appointment with a client today.
42:57It's...
42:57Damn it.
42:59Oh, it's okay.
43:00No regrets.
43:01I was right where I was supposed to be.
43:06Hello?
43:08Yeah?
43:09Yeah?
43:11So fast.
43:17No, uh, that can't be.
43:22That, that's not possible.
43:26Are you sure?
43:30Yeah.
43:33No.
43:36Yeah, I, yes, I will.
43:37I will follow up.
43:44That was the lab.
43:51Say it.
43:54Say what you did.
43:58Well, I know it wasn't Zeus's idea.
44:04You gave me dog shit.
44:07I'm sorry.
44:08Why?
44:11Why?
44:46What do you want, Duncan?
44:49What are you talking about?
44:53I, his name is Orson, and I strongly advise you to not even talk about my son.
45:00Do you hate me that much, Joanne?
45:02And, and if so, I'm just wondering if you wanted Bardolph to hurt me.
45:06Wait, was that your intention?
45:09I, I was hoping an unproductive and, if necessary, unpleasant interaction would, yes, lead you to see that this is
45:15not tenable.
45:16You wanted him to humiliate me.
45:20You wanted him to humiliate me?
45:21You despise me that much.
45:23You are the one blackmailing me, remember?
45:26No, no, no, I offered you a partnership.
45:30Are you, are you hearing yourself?
45:32You, you, you seriously can't be that much of a moron.
45:35I'm not the one who did insider trading on a stupid commercial brokerage app.
45:40I'm not the healthcare professional who set up cage matches between my patients.
45:45No, because I didn't sign up for group therapy, Thunderdome.
45:48You threatened my livelihood, my family.
45:51I am only human, Duncan.
45:53And I was right.
45:54I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.
45:55You're a fool?
45:56A fool?
45:57Oh.
46:01Oh no.
46:03You don't actually think you're a genius, do you, Duncan?
46:06A lottery.
46:07That's how you get a college roommate.
46:09That's how you got Hamish.
46:11The actual genius.
46:13So, consider yourself absurdly, unjustly lucky.
46:20By God, you're mean.
46:23Well, I could be mean too, you know.
46:25Okay.
46:26Fine.
46:27You want to turn me in?
46:28Turn me in.
46:29I will lose my license, yes.
46:31But then, you know what goes right out the window?
46:35Doctor-patient confidentiality.
46:38You're afraid of humiliation?
46:39I will air all of your weird, skidmarked, filthy laundry.
46:44And I will gladly go down, just so long as I take you with me.
46:49Why?
46:49Why?
46:50Why are you doing this?
46:51Give it up, Duncan.
46:52The world doesn't revolve around you.
46:54It never did.
46:55And if you talk to my child again, I swear to Christ, I will shoot you dead.
47:00Fine.
47:01I'm on my own.
47:02Yeah, I am.
47:05Always was.
47:07Always will be.
47:09Yes.
47:10Great, great, great.
47:12You know what, Joanne?
47:13I can work with that.
47:15Yep.
47:16Stay tuned.
47:17Stay tuned.
47:40God damn it, you're ugly.
47:51Hey.
47:54No one but us stupid enough to come out in the middle of this, right?
47:58I figured at least you might, uh, respect my persistence.
48:04Is it good bothering you, Carl?
48:05Yes.
48:06What do you want me to do?
48:08Pour that coffee in his mouth, please?
48:10Oh, my God.
48:11He's kidding.
48:12He's kidding.
48:12We're old friends.
48:13I crawled out.
48:18He...
48:19Is that...
48:20It's a Linus phone.
48:23They were playing him, everyone.
48:25Hon, can you just turn this off?
48:29Huh?
48:33You know, a couple years back, I was, uh, worth a lot on paper, almost as much as you, Carl.
48:40We, uh, threw this big tits-out-blow-out party, and I wanted Linus Boer to play.
48:45So I offered him a million bucks, and he said no.
48:49So I went to, uh, two million, to three million, to four million, and I thought this son of a
48:56bitch couldn't be bought.
48:59And before giving up, I went to 4.5, and he said yes.
49:03And Linus Boer came to my house, my own backyard, and played three songs,
49:08and walked off stage, flashed me the bird, double-barreled, in front of my employees, my co-founder, my wife,
49:16my dad.
49:17And he screamed, you people are fucking disgusting.
49:23Huh.
49:24Well, it messed me up.
49:27For a while.
49:29And then I, uh...
49:33I finally went to therapy.
49:36Yeah.
49:38I'm not afraid to admit it.
49:39And I realized, you know what?
49:41He wasn't giving me the finger.
49:43He was giving himself the finger.
49:45Linus took the money, and man, that must have burnt him,
49:48because he never, he never made another record after that.
49:51I broke him.
49:55Most people are weak.
49:56But not you, Carl.
49:58Not you.
49:59No.
50:00No, you're not.
50:01You can't tolerate bullshit.
50:03Didn't put up with mine, and I have scars to prove it.
50:06And everyone knows you had your run-ins with Cupertino, Tim.
50:09If I sell to them, Cupertino, my legacy would end up exactly like Linus Post.
50:14A loser who can be bought off.
50:18It's you.
50:18You.
50:19Not them.
50:20Not Cupertino.
50:21You.
50:21I need you.
50:23And I'm so sure of it.
50:267% stake.
50:2710% below market value.
50:30And I get 300 million capital infusion.
50:34Market credibility.
50:36And someone I deeply, deeply admire whispering sweet uncut wisdom into my ear.
50:41We're not just mining data, Carl.
50:45We're doing the important work of profiling every single human on the planet.
50:49And what happens after that?
50:51It's changed.
50:51Changed.
50:52Every single person.
50:54What they want.
50:55What they think.
50:56What people believe.
51:05Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
51:07Carl.
51:22Oh, my God.
51:28You.
51:29You.
51:30You.
51:44Robo-tunes, make me a song of triumph in the style of Linus Poe and put my name in it.
52:02The earth swung low, the sky split in two.
52:06But Duncan kept walking as great men do.
52:10They said you can win, and the wind spoke his name through the teeth of the trees.
52:19Duncan wore no crown, no coin or creed, just the silence of hunger and the ghost of need.
52:27And Duncan walks forward, the rise of a king.
52:32Carl Bardolph is coming!
52:35He's one of us!
52:39What? You were here at Harvard.
52:41I never went to Harvard.
52:42You were with Duncan Park. What were you two up to?
52:45I'm heading back into the game, so thank you.
52:48Alvin died.
52:49The landlord?
52:50I don't want to lose our home.
52:52Why don't we show Mr. Bardolph the power of noted?
53:01What a douche.
53:04Orson, Barack, Stern.
53:09Mom?
53:10What were you watching?
53:11Naked people.
53:14In episode three, Joanne tries to be a good mom.
53:18Oh my god, for five minutes you can hold it in.
53:21No, I can't.
53:22Orson has IBS.
53:24He's got difficulty with his stomach.
53:26It's part of the reason why he doesn't want to be a matriculating student at this place.
53:30It's really embarrassing for him, and it's like something he is really insecure about.
53:34So there's a need for parental guidance here.
53:38Orson needs to know that his mother has his back.
53:41And she shows that by sort of corralling him to a Stanford doctor.
53:47You get a glimpse into how he feels like his mom isn't there for him,
53:50and how he feels like her problems are always bigger than his problems, and like she matters more.
53:54It doesn't exactly feel like a nurturing response to his ailments.
53:59Samples are handled by the lab tech.
54:01You better get it there.
54:02They go to lunch at 12.
54:04It's another instance of someone's hubris.
54:08Joanne's in this case.
54:09I can fix this problem.
54:11Confronting and colliding with reality.
54:14There's a firestorm going on outside.
54:17There's wildfires.
54:17The air is terrible.
54:18And she's going to get the poop there on time, no matter what.
54:22And we see this fantastic montage of her going through the hospital.
54:26And it's, I think, a moment where we really feel for Joanne.
54:30And she does this little victory dance after she convinces the lab guy to take the stool sample.
54:36Yes!
54:37To me, what she's saying in that moment is, damn it, I'm a good mother.
54:40You would not believe what I have just been through.
54:48You do it with this.
54:50Is that good enough?
54:51Because I need blood on this fork.
54:52In episode three, Duncan goes from pursuing Bardolph.
54:56Duncan Park.
54:57Hypernosis.
54:58To being stabbed by him.
55:00Because with a forward-facing data analytics out there.
55:08And then eventually bagging him.
55:09And it's all about relentlessness.
55:12And his teacher in all of this is a spider that he finds and tries to kill repeatedly in his
55:18sink.
55:25Spider can talk.
55:26He would say to me, go down swinging.
55:28Well, why go down at all?
55:29Duncan, you're worth a lot of money.
55:31Go, enjoy your life.
55:32I don't know, play pickleball.
55:33Yeah, very clever.
55:34I hear your words behind your words.
55:36There are no words behind my words.
55:38And ultimately learns the value of you can't kill me.
55:42And never stop coming back.
55:44And that's what he does with Bardolph.
55:46I need you.
55:48And I'm so sure of it.
55:51Well, you're not stabbing me, Carl.
55:54In the end, he wins.
55:58One of my favorite aspects of his victory there is he walks out into a world on fire.
56:04He ends!
56:05He ends!
56:07Oh!
56:08Oh!
56:08Oh my!
56:09Oh my God!
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