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00:09more than physical pain i fear humiliation last week hypnosis was this close to being acquired
00:17by cupertino our stock sword on the rumor i i don't understand why why not uh well it's not
00:28happening i just found out talks were terminated um duncan morning remarks or uh you want to skip
00:43it i'm fine and when word gets out and it will my stock is gonna nosedive not to where it
00:49was before
00:50it took off but synced with an odor of like what comes out of a frightened dog that smell
00:56just hanging around me
01:02i said no sorry
01:07okay how we doing hyper gnomes just got some news great news pretty pretty fucking cool news
01:17can't tell you what not yet
01:22but it's great
01:31why they say no i have a track record i mean fa fa was a juggernaut in its time and
01:40i guess everyone
01:41assumes since i'm the man who co-created fa fa that i'm the man or the co-man and
01:49maybe i'm not
01:53and they smelled it
01:57when word gets out how will that make you feel and uh when do you expect that to be
02:05won't be long you know people talk they tear you down and forget you ever even mattered
02:13the doctor patient confidentiality thing just how airtight is that i can't speak with anyone about
02:18what you say not unless you're meaning to do harm to yourself or others to find harm
02:24physical harm
02:25all right uh
02:28i should have leaked the acquisition rumor
02:31that's on me
02:32i wanted to up our valuation before the price was set
02:36uh
02:37sorry
02:38it happens all the time uh
02:41and we also juiced our price before the
02:44ipo
02:45i don't know i'm not the money guy
02:48i do ideas
02:50powered by belief
02:51and belief is affirmed by fuckability
02:53if i could just
02:54sell my shares now
02:56mm-hmm
02:57but the sec would kill me
02:59so i'm just gonna have to
03:02sync with him
03:03surely you're not going to be poor
03:05no
03:07obviously
03:08but lily can't find out god she would divorce me just to secure half of it
03:11be the smart move
03:12do you think perhaps you're misjudging lily
03:15lily
03:15no
03:16she'd frame all my success as dumb luck
03:18you know i'd become an object lesson
03:21an adjective
03:22don't pull a dunk in
03:24or is that a noun
03:25oh christ
03:27what would my dad say if he could hear me now
03:31please joanne
03:32really this is
03:33strictly between us
03:36thanks
03:37okay see you next week
03:39doing the work
03:40yeah
03:48schmuck
03:56the stressors that drove some workers at our guanjo factory to choose to exit themselves
04:09so window
04:10remain
04:12unresolved
04:14well what about our supplier code of conduct
04:17our code
04:19their conduct
04:20were we to enforce our code
04:23anything heavy-handed opens us to charges of cultural elitism
04:28text anushka cubertino
04:30what would you like to say
04:31what happened
04:37however our position has always been human life is valuable
04:40full stop
04:43it's a cornerstone for us
04:57what
04:57wow thank you you picked up
04:59great thank you
05:00i cannot talk to you about this
05:02i was not read in
05:04i'm an executive here
05:05and i'm on your board
05:06recuser was mandatory
05:07okay
05:08just
05:09the acquisition door
05:10how
05:10how fully shut is that
05:12or are we like
05:12playfully rimming the doorframe
05:14oh i would say nailed
05:16like a coffin
05:17from my understanding
05:19noosh
05:19you're
05:20you're supposed to warn me about this
05:22is this your job
05:24did you leak the acquisition rumor
05:25yes or no
05:26no
05:27no
05:28maybe
05:29once it's clear no acquisition's forthcoming
05:31your stock is going to take a ding
05:32and you'll have no one to blame but yourself
05:34okay that is just one of the branches
05:36on the tree of outcome
05:38and there are many branches
05:39a lot of leaves
05:40it's really
05:40it's really leafy
05:41okay
05:42so just
05:43can we focus
05:44maybe not
05:44on the dings
05:45you want to change the focus stunkin
05:47change the story
05:49gladly
05:50gladly
05:50yeah
05:50how do i do that
05:51no i don't know
05:52presumably with another better story
05:55yes
05:56yes
05:58we're on the hero
06:00sure why not
06:01good luck with that
06:02thank you
06:29almost finished
06:30eat that soon
06:35you know what that is that's tungsten
06:37aerospace grade heaviest element in the universe
06:40this one's four inches cubed
06:42this one's four inches cubed
06:42but weighs 43 pounds
06:44crypto bros are super into them
06:46you know why
06:48it's not
06:50it's not virtual
06:53it's real
06:54it's the realness
06:57here you go
06:58god damn it
07:03you're done
07:04right
07:05yeah
07:06you're done
07:25gary he landed
07:27early
07:27oh no damn it
07:29we're late
07:30you got a whole lunch
07:32yeah well
07:33bring it
07:34orson's just
07:35wandering around the airport
07:36where are my damn keys
07:39you got wifi and snacks
07:40right
07:41you get to the airport
07:41i told him we're already on our way
07:43well
07:44i don't know
07:45pick up your phone
07:48gary
07:48you're yelling
07:49joanne
07:50being hysterical doesn't make you a better parent
07:52oh that's him
07:53honey
07:54hi
07:55what lore's investment
07:56uh sorry but i can't uh talk
07:58unwavering confidence
08:00a hat
08:00i can wear
08:01i i have that hat
08:02hey joanne
08:04i'm looking at a light
08:05picture can you
08:05i
08:06sorry we talked about this duncan
08:08you can't just call me out of the blue
08:10but i have a plan
08:11listen
08:11i point to the fabulous stock price
08:13which remains fabulous
08:14for the moment
08:15and i say
08:15i will sell another tranche
08:17in private secondary offerings
08:19who's wet for it
08:20okay
08:20if i could viagra the price
08:21and keep it up long enough
08:22i could be like
08:23suck it cupertino
08:24suck it and weep
08:25no ding
08:25all dong
08:26sorry but if you're leveraging the high stock price
08:28when you know the stock's gonna fall
08:30isn't that fraud
08:31fraud
08:31or market manipulation
08:33i mean won't that arouse suspicion with the sec
08:35first of all i don't know the stock's gonna fall
08:37i'm not news for auto
08:38fraud what
08:41you know what
08:42instead of accusation
08:43uh submission of validation would be nice
08:45duncan i'm gonna have to take this
08:47no you just accuse me of fraud
08:48it's my son
08:49and he is alone
08:50at the airport
08:51i don't care if he's in a stranger's van
08:53licking lollipops
08:53you do not hang up on me now
08:55no no goodbye
08:56nope nope
08:58gary
08:58oh my god
09:00it's a sandwich
09:01would you hurry up
09:06fuck
09:24you are gonna love los altos
09:26it's very progressive
09:28but they're not fruity about it
09:30last year los altos was the top theater for stanford
09:33including pali
09:40look familiar
09:45did your father send your transcripts from baltimore
09:48i know he's not feeling well
09:49but new tuition's normally 90 grand
09:51and there's no way your dad would pay for that
09:53but there was a scholarship that no one was using
09:55so you'd be surprised how hard it is to find underprivileged youth around here
09:58and as it turns out
10:00your father's illness qualified as a hardship
10:02so i guess he is paying for it
10:06not
10:09i didn't mean in a karmic sense
10:11orson you know i didn't mean it like that
10:12my gosh you've gotten tall
10:13can we go inside
10:15i just need to know if your father sent the transcripts
10:18it was the one thing he was supposed to do
10:20he just got out of the fucking hospital
10:22whoa whoa hey orson
10:23we don't talk that way to one another
10:25we just try to use constructive language please
10:32okay so um kitchen
10:34living room
10:35you remember where everything is
10:37well actually we have moved things around a little
10:40since you were last here and that's my office now
10:42and uh gary's is over there
10:44clients come around the back
10:46if you see any of them just ignore them
10:48some are professionals
10:49some are even kids from your school
10:50all normal people just you know sad
10:53um through here
10:55so uh the room you stayed in last time
10:58the ceiling has
10:59termite damaged and then
11:01the garage apartment flooded
11:02don't even get me started
11:04but the the bedroom down here is all fixed up
11:08so whole bottom floor is yours
11:11oh uh virginia did you see that i i left sheets on the dryer
11:15i already make his bed
11:16yes i i know but i i got him sheets
11:18it's special
11:27where's the bathroom
11:27it's just around there
11:32it's so nice to have you ho- home
11:34okay xander
11:36just try mirroring
11:38so if they smile
11:42if they smile
11:44xander can you try holding the smile
11:46it's what people do
11:52you can do it
11:53here hold
11:54and let it fade
11:56let it fade
11:56martin
11:58are we actually drinking tonight
12:01or just pretending to drink
12:03oh
12:05shit
12:05chop chop
12:06i'm not dressed
12:07your clothes are out
12:11they hate us
12:16test you're right
12:17i think john is meeting mac and cheese or something
12:21i have to go
12:22martin's finally inching towards a funding round for his little friend bart
12:25he knows he can't keep spending our money on his digital child
12:29but i have an actual company that needs saving and you're on the board
12:33it's your fiduciary duty
12:34to come and tell me everything's gonna be okay
12:37sorry i can't
12:38but you used to love to do your fiduciary duty with me
12:42you're on your own
13:04Rodrigo
13:04hold the ayahuasca guy
13:06and tie me
13:18you look splendid
13:20and very handsome
13:21i feel like i'm cosplaying a version of me that would never talk to me
13:24xander said i look french
13:26take style advice from a widget or me
13:28your choice
13:30don't say widget
13:35so
13:36the guanzhou factory
13:38it's endless
13:39it's 15 hours ahead too
13:41so
13:42might have to pop out midway tonight
13:46give me
14:02come and be a winner
14:07come and be a winner
14:13come and be a winner
14:15come and be a winner
14:20come and be a winner
14:20come and be a winner
14:27we must call maybe
14:28want to die
14:34I'm a pilot.
14:36That's it, Duncan.
14:38I'm a pilot.
14:39Yeah.
14:44Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.
14:46He's in a very sensitive place right now.
14:50I'm a pilot.
14:52What the hell?
14:54He didn't think you were coming.
14:56He begged me to come.
14:58Dad, Dad.
15:00Dad, you, don't be mad.
15:02Yeah, um, I'll go.
15:04He wants to leave.
15:06Speak to Dad.
15:07Dad.
15:07Oh, my God.
15:09Dad, Dad, Dad.
15:10What do you wish to say to him?
15:16I'm rich.
15:19That's great.
15:20Dad.
15:21Dad.
15:23Dad.
15:26Help me.
15:29Dad.
15:31I'm rich.
15:45I hope no one's looking out the window.
15:52All right, go on.
15:53Get.
15:53In sheet.
15:55Great.
15:56We're going into the world's most profitable company, reeking of that dude's cinnamon fucking
16:00patchouli.
16:14You good?
16:15Yeah.
16:15Yeah, I'm fine.
16:16Fine.
16:17Fine.
16:19You must be the gentleman from the VA.
16:21Yeah, that's right.
16:22Just here.
16:25We used to run the world, Jeffrey.
16:28Now we rent server space from the bastards who broke it.
16:32Good grief.
16:33Oh, shit.
16:34Ruffage?
16:36Generalissimo.
16:38General Don Voorhees.
16:39Jeffrey Hart.
16:40Hi.
16:42What are you doing here?
16:44Oh, it's time to solve the backlog at the VA.
16:46Well, prepare to die with your boots on, boys.
16:49Well, about to meet with Tim.
16:51Just met with Tim.
16:52D.O.D. arranged a conference in partnership with Cupertino.
16:56Technology of defense.
16:58Because millionaire jagovs love these things.
17:00Yeah, nice.
17:02Nice.
17:02Hey, you know, tell me to get lost, but what if I spoke about our initiative at your conference?
17:09I'm going to make them feel like heroes for helping the actual heroes?
17:13Maybe.
17:14Major Marshall?
17:15Maybe.
17:16We'll let you know.
17:18Okay.
17:19Okay.
17:23Maybe.
17:25Guy fired me ten years ago.
17:28Prick.
17:34God damn it.
17:35Hi.
17:36Hi.
17:37I'm Anushka Bhattachera, Director of Ethical Innovation.
17:40Tim Kwan, Corp Dev.
17:41Jeffrey Hart, Assistant to the Deputy Undersecretary.
17:44Tom Ruffage, Deputy Undersecretary, Veterans Affairs.
17:48All right.
17:50Oh, just here?
17:51Yeah.
17:51Oh, yeah, sure.
17:52Okay.
17:54But will the other Tim be joining?
17:58Big Tim only shows up when the contours are delimited.
18:03Uh-huh.
18:03So, you guys got a traffic jam needs clearing.
18:07Yeah, we do indeed.
18:09Tim, Big Tim, he likes things super direct.
18:14Mm-hmm.
18:14Uncluttered.
18:15All right.
18:15So, straightforwardly, what's the quant been for us?
18:22I'm still pretending to know what delimited contours means.
18:27Quant been is quantifiable benefits.
18:30Got it.
18:31Yeah.
18:33Well, I mean, uh, I don't know.
18:36Uh, you're here.
18:38You live here.
18:40And you and me and Jeffrey and Anushka and Big Tim, we're all here.
18:45There are men and women who fought for us to be here and live like this.
18:53We're free to make a business, to speak our minds, to make ungodly sums of money.
18:59But for the men and the women who actually put themselves on the front lines to defend the socioeconomic system
19:10in which you and your company thrive, I mean, they're not even asking you for a favor.
19:15In fact, they want to pay you a quarter of a billion dollars.
19:21It's for your help.
19:25So, us helping you do the work is kind of like, I don't know, France helping your mother set up
19:34her printer.
19:35You know?
19:36France, but with, like, much, much, much more money than France.
19:41Yeah.
19:42Oh, you guys get it.
19:43Oh, yeah.
19:44Okay.
19:44We, of course, recognize the sacrifice of your, your people.
19:52They're struggling.
19:53And we, we feel that.
20:00You feel it.
20:01We feel it, guys.
20:03We feel it.
20:04You must be really feeling it.
20:06Yeah.
20:07Well, thank you, Anushka.
20:09This has been, um, what's the opposite of uplift thing?
20:13Uh, demoralizing.
20:15Yeah, demo.
20:16I bet.
20:17In these parts.
20:18Come on, Jeffrey.
20:19We got other meetings.
20:28Our 11 o'clock has to postpone until next week.
20:33Uh, it's Major Marsha.
20:35Bory says you're welcome.
20:40You're speaking at the conference.
20:41No.
20:42D.O.D. will cover a junior suite at the Elysium if we're all right with sharing.
20:46You just need to reserve it on your card and they will reimburse you.
20:50You okay with sharing a suite?
20:51I'll, I'll take the couch.
20:52No.
20:52No.
20:53I've been a full-time pain in the ass.
20:54You deserve it.
20:56Damn.
20:57The Elysium is a shit.
20:59I thought that guy'd never forgive me.
21:01Why?
21:02What'd you do to get fired?
21:04Doesn't matter now.
21:06Booyah!
21:18Honey, we can hear you.
21:21No bassoon during office hours.
21:25Very sorry about that, Carl.
21:28It's fine.
21:29No, no, no, it's not.
21:30This is, this is your time.
21:32Well, might as well fill the emptiness with bagpipes or whatever the hell that was.
21:38Lord knows, I was just going to complain anyway, and who wants to hear me complain?
21:42Boo-hoo, poor old rich fart.
21:44We all deserve to complain.
21:46Not the Richie's.
21:49People act like we took something.
21:51As if we didn't build everything they touch.
21:54Mm-hmm.
21:55And we didn't build it to be worshipped.
21:57We built it to work, and it does work.
21:59But where's our parade?
22:02All I see are pitchforks and ingratitude.
22:05And I gotta be honest with you, it's starting to make me maybe a little mental.
22:10Would you like to starfish, Carl?
22:14Okay, yeah.
22:20Great.
22:22I'm backsliding, Joanne.
22:26This shithill came up to me at Milltown, my haunt.
22:30The one place that I could go to in public when Millwood bothers me.
22:34Mm-hmm.
22:34And right before I get ready to bite into my T-bone, this stivilling shitstick sits, sits at my table.
22:45And he's like, oh, Mr. Mardoff, you're such an inspiration.
22:49Of course, he brings up Mardoff's Law.
22:51He was admiring you.
22:53Doesn't it make you feel even a little bit good to see your legacy in action?
22:57Mardoff's Law is something I wrote on a napkin on speed when we still have fax machines.
23:01Profits will continue to grow forever, right?
23:04Infinite growth.
23:05Yes, the logic of the cancer cell.
23:07If I could have just reached out and throttled and just squeezed and squeezed that little shitlicker's trachea until it
23:16buckled and his eyes popped, that would have been a legacy.
23:21Well, I didn't.
23:23I didn't.
23:25Okay, Zeus.
23:28Go get it.
23:30Zeus.
23:32Come on, buddy.
23:33Gotta get it.
23:40Sorry.
23:42I'm sorry.
23:48Hey, boy.
23:50Trying to teach you some new tricks, huh?
23:52A little late for that, don't you think?
23:55Tricks are for kids.
24:01One day you're chasing squirrels, and then the next you're shitting yourself on the good Persian rug.
24:08Ain't right.
24:15Sorry.
24:15I'm sorry.
24:16I'm sorry.
24:18I'm sorry.
24:18I'm sorry.
24:19I'm sorry.
24:20I'm sorry.
24:30I'm sorry.
24:30I'm sorry.
24:31I'm sorry.
24:31I'm sorry.
24:33I'm sorry.
24:34I'm sorry.
24:34I'm sorry.
24:34I'm sorry.
24:34I'm sorry.
24:36I'm sorry.
24:36I'm sorry.
24:36I'm sorry.
24:36I'm sorry.
24:37I'm sorry.
24:44I'm sorry.
25:00Stop, stop.
25:06Thank you for this joint.
25:16You had a game.
25:18That was a game.
25:19Or was it a match?
25:20We lost.
25:21That's how we learned.
25:22Yeah, okay.
25:25Love you.
25:29Oh, look who's alive.
25:30Yes, I am alive.
25:33Anton came over for a session last night.
25:36Right.
25:37And...
25:38It was expansive.
25:40You really ought to try it.
25:42The puke juice?
25:43No.
25:44I had a snag at work.
25:48A little bit more than a snag, but Lily, my dad came to me in a vision and showed me
25:54a path forward.
25:56Right.
25:57Guess arrived at one, Duncan.
25:59Yes?
26:00The reception?
26:02For Beatrice, the new headmaster at your daughter's school.
26:05Nice.
26:06I think maybe a shower is in order.
26:07Okay.
26:09Oh, um...
26:10And with regards to our arrangement, and in keeping with what we discussed, I did meet someone in Napa at
26:20the Mutt Baths, a Danish CFO.
26:25Of course, we use protection.
26:27Oh.
26:28One guy.
26:30You'd like him.
26:31Oh.
26:32Oh.
26:33I know Anushka was here last night.
26:36So, that's back on.
26:38You were supposed to tell me.
26:40No, no, no.
26:41She...
26:43That's all I've asked.
26:44She was here as a friend.
26:46Right.
26:47Danish CEO...
26:48E-F-O.
26:50Okay.
26:51Brush your teeth.
26:52Okay.
26:52Your breath stinks.
26:53Yeah.
27:00Oh, Rodrigo.
27:01You're fired.
27:02Huh?
27:02Good one.
27:03No, you're fired.
27:03You told Lily Anushka was here last night.
27:05What?
27:05No, I didn't.
27:06Yes, you did.
27:08Lucky?
27:08Yeah.
27:09So, that dragon tattoo chick, I need that algo she did on that guy that was doing that thing that
27:13one time.
27:14Is that illegal?
27:15No, no.
27:16It's not illegal.
27:17Just frowned upon.
27:19Hold on.
27:19Yep.
27:20Lucky, are you still there?
27:21Yeah, I'm here.
27:22Okay, listen to me.
27:23It was Napa Valley, 29th, and the Mudbaths.
27:26Got it.
27:26Danish CFO.
27:28Like, you know, 30, 30, 30, 30.
27:30Get me that, uh, code monkey with the pink hair.
27:32The none of the above with the door knocker in her nose.
27:35Sorry, their nose.
27:36Just get her.
27:36I'll be dunking.
27:41Hey, uh, get up.
27:43What is this?
27:44Get out from behind my desk, would you?
27:46Did anyone see you sitting there?
27:47I don't think so.
27:48How's progress?
27:49Uh, the, uh, gentleman from the Napa Mudbaths is now in Copenhagen.
27:53Okay.
27:54Get him.
27:55What's the problem?
27:55In Europe, this is against...
27:57This is America.
27:57We have our own rules here.
27:59I mean, we play football with the football.
28:01Okay.
28:02Um, this algo is an AI-powered threat shield intended to protect people and their privacy.
28:06I know.
28:07I've seen it.
28:07And I find its scope annoyingly narrow.
28:10It synthesizes socials, biometrics, financials.
28:13Your current algo is just a data aggregator that can account for orphaned info sets, which
28:18is fine for your corporate clients, but not performant under data-rich scenarios.
28:24So, this is, I mean, it can capture someone's entire digital footprint in a heartbeat.
28:31Now you're making my heartbeat.
28:33Its scope is basically God's eye.
28:36Good.
28:36Super scope-made, then.
28:37But in the wrong hands, it could...
28:39It could...
28:39You...
28:40Whose hands are you talking about?
28:41My hands?
28:43Hmm?
28:44Listen, you make a wrench, right?
28:46And I buy that wrench.
28:48Right?
28:49If I fix a leak or break someone's kneecap with it, it's not up to the wrench, girl.
28:54But my algo isn't intended...
28:55No, my algo.
28:56Mine.
28:56You work here.
28:57You developed it here.
28:59It is mine.
29:00Or do you want me to slap you with the lawsuit?
29:03If you did that, I would quit.
29:05Obviously.
29:05And then one of your other employees would need to be capable of supervising, which they're...
29:10not.
29:15Lucky, can you give us the room?
29:19I told you to fix the door.
29:21Sorry.
29:22Um.
29:24Mr. Park, there are rules.
29:25Rules are designed to keep morons in line.
29:27Are you a moron?
29:28No, you aren't.
29:29And think about it, okay?
29:31What if this algo ends up protecting evildoers when it should be exposing them?
29:36Hmm?
29:37Who's gonna...
29:38Who's gonna make that call?
29:39You?
29:40Every time?
29:42Yeah.
29:43How about we develop this?
29:44Hmm?
29:45Right?
29:45I'll give you the resources you need.
29:48Don't you want to see the rocket you built punch a hole in the sky?
29:51Isn't that why you came to the valley?
29:53Yeah.
29:56Okay, so how godlike is this?
29:58Omniscience?
29:59It's any deity, Omniscience?
30:00Omniscience.
30:01What's that?
30:02We're about to find out.
30:07Where is my box?
30:08I'm not full.
30:08I'm not full.
30:09Spoofed contact.
30:10Er, he...
30:10Here.
30:12Spoof it from this number.
30:19Lily?
30:20Hey, I was just thinking about your youngs.
30:23Hello? Hi?
30:26Am I there?
30:27There you go.
30:30What was it?
30:31Press releases, personal calendars, text chains, posts,
30:34retention requests, shopping...
30:35That's a big boat.
30:39He's handsome.
30:40Yeah.
30:40How much does he make?
30:45Fuck.
30:47Okay.
30:49He got a tonsillectomy when he was a kid.
30:51I did, too.
30:52He likes sweet beer, herring, anal.
30:57Do you want more of the sex stuff?
30:58Because I can tweak it.
30:59No, no, no.
31:02It's...
31:03Okay.
31:10This is, um...
31:14This is a thing.
31:20Good work.
31:25Hey.
31:26I don't know your name. What is it?
31:28Harper.
31:28Harper. Hi.
31:30Um...
31:30I can count on your complete discretion with this.
31:33Right?
31:35What do you want?
31:36Um...
31:36I want to get you something.
31:38I...
31:38What do you need? What do you need? Anything?
31:40An office of my own.
32:01Jameson. Hey, kiddo.
32:03What are you up to these days?
32:05Soccer tournament.
32:06Stalker tournament.
32:07That sounds...
32:08Soccer.
32:09Soccer.
32:10I prefer skiing and squash, but they have wealth connotations.
32:13Uh-huh.
32:13Soccer's more relatable.
32:14Hey, Tessie's here somewhere.
32:16You two should...
32:17get together.
32:19When's the last time you guys had a sleepover?
32:21Not since, like, seventh grade.
32:24Okay, can you just hold...
32:27that...
32:27face.
32:28I'm building an intelligent entity, more of an autonomous companion for alienated teens,
32:33based on personal data ecosystems, but it has been a real slog to replicate a genuine look of bothersomeness.
32:39Thanks, Jenny.
32:43Okay, just a second.
32:44Sweetie. Sweetie.
32:47Next bite of the lemon square tastes exactly like the first.
32:51Yeah.
32:53I don't know how many of those she's eating.
32:55You try.
32:56You try.
32:57I mean, it's hard.
32:58It's really hard being a mom.
33:00It's really hard being a mom.
33:20Honey, swim first, then eat, just so you don't have any digestion issues in the park offsetter's pool.
33:26Can we talk, please?
33:28Our next session, in the office.
33:30But...
33:32I'd rather do it now.
33:33Duncan, circumstances don't always line with our wishes.
33:54You're parents gave you a smartphone?
33:56Uh, yeah.
33:58Yours don't...
33:59It's much worse than hard drugs.
34:01Twice as addictive.
34:02Doesn't every parent here, like, work on tech stuff?
34:07Arms dealers don't give their kids landmines.
34:09Man, we can do it in the office.
34:14How about it?
34:17Come on.
34:20I'm gone.
34:35How about it?
34:39I'm from the office.
34:39I'm from the office.
34:39I went past the office for the chicken's butt.
34:39I'm doing the office.
34:43Does your mom still take your body mass index every night?
34:46What was your thing?
34:47Like, anything over petite,
34:49you're 8% less likely to get into a top 10.
34:52Amazing.
34:54You're a klepto now.
34:56That was batter pyromania.
34:59And you have to repeat the 11th grade?
35:02Plus community service.
35:04I have to see Dr. Gary.
35:06Court ordered.
35:07Triple crown.
35:09Poor Tessie.
35:11Stealing the flag off the flagpole.
35:13Turning the exit signs into no exit signs.
35:16So deep.
35:17Or just another cry for help.
35:20You found me out, Jamie.
35:22Just remember, if it comes down to it,
35:25it's across the street for attention.
35:27Up the road if you want results.
35:46You're not ashamed to be seen with me?
35:49What are you talking about?
35:53Everybody from Cupertino?
35:54Tim?
35:56Little Tim.
35:57The guy's staring at me like he's trying to castrate me telepathically.
36:01It's working, too.
36:03He's just gloating.
36:04What?
36:05Why?
36:06He convinced Big Tim to shut down the acquisition talks.
36:10Mind you, after you leaked the rumor.
36:13What did he say?
36:15It wasn't there.
36:17I heard he called you a dumb man's genius.
36:20At least I'm someone's genius.
36:22Not everybody's asshole.
36:24He comes to my house.
36:25He comes to my house.
36:26Cloak?
36:27That is...
36:29How much of my stock do you own, huh?
36:31Little Tim Blabs?
36:32About the acquisitions, Nafu?
36:33To any of these people here?
36:34Anyone?
36:34I'm sure, Cupertino.
36:35He won't.
36:36Okay.
36:36He won't.
36:36Yeah, well, he better not.
36:38I'm just saying, you stand to lose, too.
36:39I know.
36:40That's why I had to firewall myself off from all of it.
36:42Oh, and yet you still heard him call me a dumbass.
36:44That just happened to get through your firewall.
36:47The Zinger.
36:48I mean, he is...
36:49He is cutting me off.
36:50I have the balls here.
36:52I need you to shut that shit down.
36:54Is it the stock you're worried about or your dick?
36:56It's one and the same.
37:21So, this whole experience is, you know, quite out of the box for me.
37:25It's a great community.
37:26It seems everyone is so lovely here.
37:28Happy to get to work and bring my daughter and give her the best opportunity.
37:32Oh, uh, by the way, Lily knows you came to my session last night?
37:36Yeah, I know.
37:37I texted her.
37:39Why would you do that?
37:42Misunderstandings.
37:43Unpredictable, costly, and easily avoidable with a bit of truth.
37:45Well, it got lost in translation.
37:47She went and banged a guy in Napa.
37:49Oh!
37:50Oh!
37:51That is not...
37:52I'm sorry.
37:52No, I know.
37:53I know.
37:53I know.
37:54I'm sorry.
37:54I just wanted to give Lillian a lot of respect and agency.
37:58Well, mission's super-duper accomplished.
38:00Don't.
38:01No.
38:02Okay.
38:02No.
38:03Sound like a truffle pig.
38:05Don't do that.
38:17I want to officially introduce the reason we're all here.
38:20An educator who took a top 50 in Pasadena to the top five.
38:26Before that, masters from Columbia.
38:29Harvard before that.
38:31And a terrifically underprivileged upbringing in Chicago.
38:34I knew the minute I heard her speak at the Aspen Education Summit
38:38that she was the one to lead us into the future...
38:42Raising money off frothy numbers to sugarcoat the rotten apple
38:45is what built this town.
38:47It's not fraud.
38:48Not now, Duncan.
38:49If not now, I will do harm to myself and or others.
38:54Jesus, um...
38:57Uh, goodness, I, um, should have prepared something.
39:03I know you're all ready for a new chapter at La Seltas.
39:10Oh.
39:11Orson.
39:12Hey.
39:12I, uh, I...
39:15What?
39:15Hey.
39:16Hey.
39:16Sorry.
39:19Ooh.
39:21I can't wait to think her.
39:24Let's make this a great year.
39:38Hi, um, this is...
39:40This is weird, but I was in there and I saw you take that thing.
39:44Don't know what you're talking about, bro.
39:46Oh, well, that guy in there, he just, he saw me come out of the library and he might
39:50think that I took it.
39:51Like, if so facto or whatever.
39:55Um.
40:11Okay, so listen.
40:13I'm in crisis right now.
40:15This is...
40:16You're looking at it.
40:17And my therapist, who's supposed to know me better than anyone, thinks I'm a fraud.
40:22Okay, Duncan, I, I, I didn't call you a fraud, okay?
40:26Well...
40:27I said, what I said was that you, you might be committing fraud.
40:30What is the difference?
40:31You're not a murderer.
40:32You're just someone who committed murder.
40:34And here, when you use the word fraud in the Valley, that's kind of like saying, good hustle.
40:40Okay, I, I, I spoke to a lawyer friend.
40:44What?
40:44I didn't mention your name or anything.
40:47Why would you, why would you talk to a lawyer or what?
40:49Oh, you haven't done anything about this, yet acted on any of it.
40:55I've done the analytics, you know, I, I, I, I bag a high-profile investor, and then everybody
41:00forgets about Cupertino, and we grow, we grow.
41:03I'm sexy again.
41:04Come and get it.
41:05But you'd have to lie to, to do it.
41:08It's, it's, it's market manipulation, and it is a felony.
41:11A felony, a felony.
41:13No, look.
41:15Okay, here.
41:16You, you came here today, right?
41:18And then I'm just going to assume to benefit your business, right?
41:21So you snarf up a bunch of potential hotshot clients, and they're fucked up kids, and that's.
41:25No.
41:26I.
41:29My child is attending Los Altos.
41:31You don't have a child.
41:34You just met him.
41:36The pooter?
41:38Okay.
41:39No, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
41:39I think that we should be getting back to your guest.
41:41I just had an aha.
41:42I did.
41:43It's a really good one.
41:44Okay.
41:45Okay.
41:46Okay.
41:46Out of all your illustrious clients, right?
41:50Maybe there is one or two in my arena, or adjacent, and that maybe their business needs
41:56aligned with mine.
41:57And maybe their personalities match as well.
42:00And you could set us up for, I don't know, a lunch.
42:03Okay.
42:04I am not a dating service for businessmen.
42:07Duncan, I am a therapist.
42:08And you need to respect that.
42:10Okay.
42:11Live coaches do it all the time.
42:12I am not a, I am not a life coach.
42:15No, no.
42:16I, listen, I want to continue doing the work.
42:18I do.
42:18With you.
42:19With you.
42:20Then I think that you need to face the discomfort of your truths.
42:26You pumped your stock.
42:29Right?
42:31Yeah.
42:31And now you want to do more of it?
42:33I mean, if the SEC find out, you could go to jail.
42:37Jail?
42:37Don't.
42:39Yeah, well, you wouldn't be the first CEO to end up there.
42:43You made me feel worse.
42:44You do.
42:45And that is not your job.
42:46I'm pretty sure that is the opposite of your job.
42:49Okay.
42:49Oh, my gosh.
42:50This is right here.
42:51This is why we have sessions in an office.
42:54Boundaries.
42:55Okay.
42:55Look, I apologize, Duncan.
42:58And I am ending this conversation right now.
43:01No.
43:01Hey, wait.
43:01Listen.
43:02Lily's having an affair.
43:07I'm just a bit agitated more than usual.
43:11And you keep bringing up the SEC and the lawyer and...
43:14Well, I am...
43:15Listen, I depend on you.
43:16And I respect you.
43:18There is...
43:22There's no one else.
43:33Oh, man, that's a good shower.
43:36Yeah.
43:39Finally!
43:40An ounce of respect for the VA, huh?
43:43All right.
43:45Some legit above-board decadence.
43:48Yeah, I just wish the meetings went better.
43:50Oh, no pouting, Jeffrey.
43:52Come on, no feelings in a firefight.
43:55Smell this.
43:58Bergamot.
43:58Smells good.
43:59Yeah.
43:59Earl Grey, right?
44:01Yeah.
44:02Come on, look around.
44:03We're doing okay.
44:05I'm going to do my pitch tonight.
44:07All the wigs will be there.
44:08The big ones, the little ones.
44:09Hell, yeah.
44:10I will make my case.
44:12I'll be passionate.
44:14I'm great when I'm passionate.
44:18Do you want to help me get passionate?
44:25Uh...
44:26Tom.
44:28Yeah, what about the behavioral health forum in Fairlawn, huh?
44:31Backseat of that car?
44:33Yeah.
44:34I got you drunk.
44:35Crossed the line.
44:37Sorry.
44:39But, you know, if I'm being honest...
44:41Not sorry.
44:44I wasn't that drunk.
44:51But, uh...
44:52Yeah, yeah.
44:56I was younger once, you know.
44:57Oh, no.
44:58Handsomer.
44:59No, no, no.
45:00All the officers' wives wanted me.
45:02Yeah, you wanted the officers.
45:05Yeah.
45:07You're still handsome.
45:08Mm-hmm.
45:10And my boss.
45:11Yeah.
45:12Right.
45:17You're going to be great.
45:18You know?
45:20Let me get some.
45:21Wow.
45:22Yeah.
45:23Y'all didn't invent moving fast and breaking things.
45:26We did.
45:28We need to be agile.
45:31And America is the greatest startup of them all.
45:34The future is coming.
45:35We like that startup energy.
45:38We're going to require our contractors to look over existing genes.
45:44And let us know.
45:45You've heard about it.
45:47In the first place.
45:48Let's go to the movies.
45:50Hm?
45:54Born from carbon-woven composite skin.
45:57Wonderful speech, General.
45:58I'm afraid we're going to have to bump Mr. Roughage.
46:00We pay overtime if we go even a minute over.
46:02But wait, since he wasn't part of the original program, is he going to have trouble reimbursing
46:08his room?
46:09Yeah.
46:10That's $2,100 a night.
46:12I mean, you could lie.
46:15Say you spoke.
46:16Just don't get caught.
46:17Don, let me say my piece.
46:18Five minutes.
46:19That's it.
46:20It's not about being reimbursed.
46:22It's for the vets.
46:23I find it best to leave these decisions to Major Martian.
46:29You son of a bitch.
46:32You set me up to fuck me down.
46:34How long are you going to hold a grudge?
46:37Oh, you know what?
46:38To hell with this.
46:40I'm speaking.
46:41You can just try and stop me.
46:44Ow!
46:51Okay.
46:52Okay.
46:55Okay.
47:13Hey, handsome.
47:14Hey, Dad.
47:15How's it going?
47:15Not bad.
47:16Not for an old geezer.
47:18How's it going there?
47:19When did school start?
47:21Day after Labor Day, I think.
47:24This place just feels like a weird simmaculum of life.
47:29Simulacrum.
47:30Simulacrum.
47:31There's these clients who pay to come see Mom and Gary on the hour.
47:36It's so weird.
47:36And there's one guy who's worth like a bazillion dollars, but he's the saddest man you've ever seen.
47:40The world there is not the world.
47:45Your mother loved it.
47:47I did not.
47:48Yeah.
47:49I really want to come home.
47:52Soon.
47:53December 19th.
47:54The day this semester ends.
47:56And I checked on the 21st, BSO's playing Berlioz's Symphony Fantastique.
48:01Berlioz.
48:03The worst case scenario, you do both semesters out there.
48:22Shit.
48:32I don't know.
49:10Yeah, hi Sandra, I'm Dr. Gary Calder.
49:13Yeah, a prescription I've known for a patient, Teresa Pister, 17 years old.
49:19Yeah.
49:23It's a cesspool of idiots.
49:26Guys like me and you making a median wage.
49:30Guys who actually make this country run.
49:34Who need to know what they're doing or else people, real people, will suffer.
49:40I mean, what do we get for keeping the wheels on the bus from falling off?
49:44Why did Voorhees fire you?
49:48I don't know who remembers.
49:51I might have bought him for his son.
49:56Don Jr.
49:58That's what he wanted to be called.
50:01Yeah.
50:02Wow.
50:02I know.
50:03They're military.
50:05Like, and should I be all gung-ho like, where's my jam?
50:08Or is it like, oh, we don't talk about blood and guts and stuff like that.
50:11Just be yourself.
50:14Who else would it be, huh?
50:15Duncan, this is the story you need.
50:17Yes.
50:18Right, righto.
50:19Once more on to the beach.
50:20Bye.
50:22Hey.
50:22Go back to D.C.
50:24I need you there.
50:26Keep an eye on the jackals.
50:28They see safety net and all they think is, where'd I put my scissors?
50:31You're staying.
50:32Yeah.
50:33You hate it here.
50:34I hate it everywhere.
50:36I complain so much.
50:37I've lost track of where things fall on my color wheel of shit.
50:41Saw one big brown smear.
50:44You'll be pointing D.C., okay?
50:47We'll talk every day.
50:49Mr. Ruvage.
50:50Duncan Park, CEO of Hypernosis.
50:53Data analytics.
50:54I hear you need a data man to help our fighting men in uniform.
50:58And women.
51:00Can I get you a round of drinks?
51:02Uh, yeah.
51:03Yeah, two of us.
51:04Gentlemen, what can I, what can I do for, I am sorry, I don't, is it the army?
51:11Is it the navy, marines?
51:14Air force and coast guard, too.
51:17Cowabunga.
51:17Right?
51:18I mean, what, what can Hypernosis do to help us win our next war?
51:22Uh, well, it's really the last war we're still fighting.
51:27Okay.
51:28Of course.
51:29Of course.
51:30Tracking down the terrorists.
51:32So you give us your satellite feed, your secret files, and we, we meld that with our data.
51:37We cross it.
51:38We blend it.
51:39We dig into it.
51:40We find the patterns.
51:41We find your bad guys.
51:42You just, you just pull the trigger.
51:44Done.
51:44Win-win.
51:45I mean, not for the guys that you're blowing up, but that, no, they're kind of into it,
51:49too.
51:49It's their martyrdom.
51:50So that's, it's actually a win, win, win.
51:54That's sort of the slogan for Hypernosis.
51:56Ah.
51:58Um, it's just what, we represent America's veterans.
52:03We're the VA.
52:15How'd it go?
52:17What's the matter?
52:19Duncan, slow down.
52:22I told you they were from the VA.
52:24You, you said military, okay?
52:26I need a sexy new client, not old urine-soaked pets with their weird hats and broken brains.
52:33I thought you got that.
52:33Sorry I hooked you up with a bloody government contract.
52:36There are more than one kind, okay?
52:38More than one kind.
52:39There are stealth bombers and secret agents, and then there's distributing colostomy bags
52:42in tent cities.
52:43These men and women, they fought so that, so that we, we here could be free here.
52:51I admire them, and I, I've seen the alternatives.
52:55But I chose to make a life here, and in spite of its flaws, I'm grateful.
52:59Well, then you should have had Cupertino be their hero, okay?
53:01My company is not your ethical laundry mat, okay?
53:09I have a reputation, okay?
53:11I know it's not great, what people say about me, but, but this is not, this is not the
53:18story I needed, okay?
53:20This is just, this is goodwill fuckery, and your buddy, Little Tim, Little Tim, that's
53:25exactly what he's going to say when he leaks the acquisition fail.
53:29No.
53:29Yes, yes it is.
53:30I, I, I see how that guy looks at me.
53:33Like I'm lying in a ditch with my asshole sticking up inside out so he can drive up with
53:40his bodies and go, like, hey guys, isn't that Duncan Park in that ditch with his asshole
53:45sticking up inside out?
53:46Yeah, I know how people are.
53:48Because I'm one of them.
53:50I'm a person, and I'm like that.
53:53So you're walking away?
53:55You're goddamn right, and you're going to tell the VA guys.
53:57That is your punishment, okay?
53:59Just put them out of their misery.
54:01They've probably been to more funerals than birthdays anyway.
54:03They can take it.
54:04Thanks.
54:30You gotta be kidding me.
54:39Um, before we start, I think it's important to ensure your commitment to the doctor-patient
54:46confidentiality thing.
54:47You know everything about me, as it should be.
54:50And as you know, I have trust issues.
54:54Duncan, where are we going with this?
54:58Easier to hear me out.
54:59So, um, on May 7th, you missed a session due to the flu, but you were actually getting
55:06varicose veins removed.
55:09Hypernosis, my company, we harvest your data every time you click agree, and then we put
55:14that all into an algorithm that would make the Patriot Act blush.
55:18Anything, everywhere, anybody.
55:21I know, all that God-like knowledge, and still, Cupertino didn't want us.
55:26The thing is, we're not all that unique.
55:30The amount of companies with as much or more capability than the NSA would give you.
55:36Here, Russia, China, India, they all have what I have on you, if they only cared to look.
55:42Duncan, um, I fear that you, you may be having a psychotic episode.
55:49Half of it's public filings and court cases, like how you and your ex-husband both tried
55:52to dodge custody of the kid.
55:55Pretty sure a little Orwell would love to hear that.
56:00Okay.
56:02Okay.
56:04You need to leave.
56:06Right now.
56:07You need to face the discomforts of your truths, Jojo.
56:14When I told you my company was in trouble, within 53 seconds of me leaving this office,
56:18you sold your shares.
56:20And I was like, what?
56:21That hurt?
56:22No faith in Dunkey?
56:24And then I asked myself, I was like, why did she have shares in my company?
56:29Sounds like a conflict of interest.
56:31No?
56:31Oh my goodness, could it be?
56:33Yes.
56:34Yes, it is.
56:35You've been running a magnificent scam on all your high-end,
56:39blubbering billionaire clients.
56:41You, the trusted repository of the Valley's ultimate insider information.
56:46VC agonizing about an upcoming earnings call sell.
56:50CEO hopes his wife finally respects him after an upcoming secret merger.
56:54Bye.
56:55What's the harm?
56:56Except it's a felony and you can go to jail for it.
56:59Duncan, this is madness.
57:01You are confabulating and it's a concern.
57:05That superior tone is something I really would like you to work on.
57:09Sit.
57:10Sit, please.
57:13We're both flawed human beings, you and I.
57:17With your degree, you could have chosen to help filthy city urchins with their nasty demons,
57:22but no, no, no, you planted yourself in the single richest enclave in America
57:27to help cure the scourge for performance anxiety.
57:31Sudden wealth syndrome?
57:32No.
57:34You profited.
57:36It really is okay and you'll still profit.
57:39Me too.
57:41Because you're going to dish all that life-giving dirt to me.
57:46Not today, though.
57:47No.
57:48Today, I feel comfortable.
57:51Earthed.
57:52There's level ground between us.
57:56Feels better, right?
57:58So can we please, just, please, talk about my dad.
58:19Hello?
58:22Hello?
58:23Hello?
58:26Hello?
58:28Hello?
58:29Hello?
58:29Hello?
58:30Hello?
58:31Hello?
58:31Hello?
58:31Hello?
58:32Hello?
58:32Hello?
58:34Hello?
58:34You
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