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The Beauty - Season 1 - Episode 05: Beautiful Billionaires
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00:00You
00:14Can I help you
00:18I'm sorry do I know you
00:21Cooper it's me
00:24It's Jordan
00:27Your partner, fuck buddy
00:30I thought we were best friends
00:34Where is she?
00:35I'm right here I swear
00:36Bullshit where is she?
00:37Cooper stop
00:39Something happened to me over there okay
00:41A weapon an infection or something
00:42It changed me right after we left the bar
00:45How did you get this?
00:47What did you do to her?
00:50In bed what she called me
00:53I want you
00:55Your dick
00:57The provincial that brings me back to life
01:14I do love those eyes but they are lying to you right now
01:40Japan
01:42Right?
01:45You have to hear me, don't just see me.
01:50You ready to listen, Al?
02:17You ready to listen.
02:56You ready to listen.
03:33You ready to listen.
03:37You ready to listen.
04:03You ready to listen.
04:43You ready to listen.
05:14You ready to listen.
05:46You ready to listen.
05:49You ready to listen.
06:01You ready to listen.
06:34You ready to listen.
06:41You ready to listen.
07:11You ready to listen.
07:11You ready to listen.
07:39You ready to listen.
07:44You ready to listen.
07:49You ready to listen.
07:49Someone is being spread is my worst-case scenario.
07:53Don't...
07:53Don't kill me.
07:54Please, uh.
07:54I didn't know.
07:55Nuts and nails, Nate.
07:58Please.
08:02Help!
08:03Please.
08:11No.
08:13Yeah, another problem?
08:16This Condé Nast situation has become a scorching fucking hemorrhoid.
08:22They have a live infected specimen at NIH.
08:26And we can't have that, can we?
08:27No, we cannot.
08:30You need to make it a dead one.
08:37The FBI is all over this.
08:39There's one agent specifically.
08:41Anything else?
08:42Maybe I should do a blindfolded while juggling knives on a unicycle.
08:47With speed comes mess.
08:48His name is Madsen.
08:51Cooper Madsen.
08:53He's currently in New York City.
08:59Well?
09:02You're off the hook now, baby boy.
09:05No, no, please, please, please.
09:08Oh, please, please, please, stop.
09:11Stop, stop, please!
09:23I still don't understand why you didn't call me.
09:26You have any idea how worried I was.
09:28I'm sorry.
09:29I just...
09:31I just panicked.
09:33Jordan.
09:34It's me.
09:35That's what made it so complicated.
09:39Well, because you got all this from fucking?
09:42Well, I...
09:44I mean, I think I got it that way.
09:48Do you think you were targeted?
09:50I don't know.
09:52I woke up and he was gone.
09:55Without a trace.
09:56Yes.
10:08Was he wearing protection?
10:12I'm your partner.
10:13I'm not your child.
10:14I'm not trying to shame you.
10:16I'm trying to understand.
10:17Oh, it feels like shaming.
10:20Okay.
10:22So let's say you didn't get it
10:23because you came into contact
10:24with foreign bodily fluids
10:25and he dosed your drink
10:27or sprayed some kind of aerosol.
10:28Fine.
10:30But that doesn't really vibe
10:31with how we've seen this thing work.
10:35God, I'm so fucking stupid.
10:38I just...
10:38I saw that guy
10:40and he was hot, you know,
10:41so I wanted him.
10:43I just...
10:48We all make mistakes.
10:52I was being selfish.
10:57It gets worse.
11:00And after I felt like
11:01I was literally burning alive,
11:03I left the hotel
11:06and...
11:07that first wave of panic...
11:09passed.
11:13For a moment,
11:15I...
11:15liked the new me.
11:18A lot.
11:19I mean, you finally feel seen.
11:22Admired.
11:24Even a little invincible.
11:28I mean, here I was
11:30with some life-altering crisis,
11:33a fucking infection.
11:34yet being out in the world,
11:35no one knew
11:37because of how I looked.
11:40In fact,
11:41they treated me like
11:42I'd won some kind of lottery.
11:47But then...
11:49they stopped seeing me
11:52and they started seeing this...
11:56object.
12:04something they could buy,
12:06or win,
12:06or just take.
12:12And then I started to hate it.
12:17I hated myself forever,
12:18enjoying it in the first place.
12:20I mean, how weak could I be?
12:22How fucked up am I?
12:24It's not just you.
12:26Everyone wants beauty.
12:28It's the oldest, purest form of currency there is.
12:31I don't want any of this.
12:34Was I so bad before?
12:38You were always beautiful.
12:41Yeah.
12:43Well...
12:44reading social media,
12:45about to turn 40,
12:47didn't really feel that way.
12:49To me.
12:52You were always beautiful to me.
13:02Look, I know I got a stupid...
13:03boob job and stuff.
13:07It was only after I turned
13:09and I realized I couldn't go back
13:10that I realized I...
13:16I liked the old me.
13:30the old you was perfect.
13:33And this one is too.
13:37This one's just...
13:40different.
13:40different.
13:47How do you feel?
13:52Actually...
13:53fucking incredible.
13:55Really?
13:55It's the best I've ever felt.
13:58Fuck.
13:59My knees are jealous.
14:08We're gonna make sure it stays that way.
14:15You think I'll...
14:17end up like the others?
14:19There's...
14:20models who literally exploded.
14:21I think it's best we don't waste a lot of time.
14:23How long?
14:24I don't know.
14:28Doing the math on the others.
14:30I'll figure a year and a half.
14:32Maybe two.
14:35Have you talked to anyone else since you've been back?
14:38Family? Friends?
14:39No. You're the first place I went.
14:42Good. Don't contact anyone.
14:43I think I need to go to the authority that's on our team.
14:46No. No. No.
14:47They'll quarantine. You treat you like a fucking lab rat.
14:50Until we can get a handle on this thing, you're not talking to anyone.
14:55And you're staying with me.
15:06Okay, so...
15:07No ID.
15:09No passport.
15:11New face.
15:13And everything else.
15:16How'd you get back here?
15:18Oh, I just blew a couple of TSA folks and they want me right on.
15:21Oh.
15:21Looks like she got a jokes upgrade, too.
15:25I've been an agent for 15 years, Coop.
15:27Seriously, don't think I know a couple shady guys with planes that like having a fair-dive them a favor?
15:32Can't wait for that to bite us in the ass later.
15:38Coop.
15:40Hey, hey.
15:43We should maybe hold off.
15:46Do we know it's safe?
15:50Right?
15:52Right.
15:56Yeah, I wasn't thinking.
15:57Sorry.
16:18Where'd you get that?
16:20My face and my body changed, not my instincts.
16:27I'm left, you're right.
16:44I'm left, you might have to stop.
16:46I'm out of here.
17:00Hang on.
17:03I'm running.
17:05I'm running.
17:07I'm having an idea.
17:08I'm not eerie.
17:08Hang on...
17:11You know, you have to be close to your house.
17:19Why is this happening?
17:43Okay, so everything is confirmed for the weekend at the colony, right?
17:47Yes, sir. All guests should be arriving within the next 24 hours.
17:50Perfect, and there's no cold feet or any other bullshit.
17:54All systems are go, sir, but due to the intensity of the procedure, three days of cutout time from your
17:59schedule have been recommended.
18:02That's fine.
18:04Look, this shit is gonna work, right? Like, it better, okay?
18:09Because you've been on an exclusive payroll since COVID, so...
18:13A full presentation of what to expect will be made upon arrival, but yes, we expect a very successful experience.
18:20Good, good, good.
18:21Are there any additions to your medical file? No allergies or new medications, correct?
18:25Look, my assistant Tina will send all that over to you.
18:28We've had trouble getting a hold of her this evening.
18:30Oh, yeah. Well...
18:37Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
18:42Sir? Sir, are you there?
18:46Yes, I will deal with Tina.
18:52And you double-checked with them that they are aware about my pee allergy, right?
18:57You're not allergic. You're just afraid.
19:00That's what everybody says, but that's... Hang on, Raoul! Stop! Wait! Stop!
19:04Really?
19:05Yes!
19:06Like, I'm just some chick who works the corner?
19:08What, Franny? She watches the front camera like a hawk! She does it just to give me shit!
19:11What?
19:14Un-fucking-believable.
19:18Fuck!
19:59I can tell if you're lazy or you just don't care.
20:03Your assistant wears a very cheap perfume.
20:07Some kind of talcum powder-based nightmare aroma from the local Sephora.
20:17I can smell it on you, dear.
20:19And from the scent wafting off of you, what's what?
20:23Your third drink?
20:26I guzzle martinis to try to forget you exist, sadly.
20:31It numbs the pain, but it doesn't blot you out of existence.
20:41Look, I'm flying to New York in the morning.
20:45Oh, no. Absolutely not. Not tomorrow. You have obligations.
20:49No, no, no. I've spent too much money and wasted too much time.
20:53We have a family therapy session because our son has been in the hospital for the past three weeks.
21:01The hospital.
21:04A ten grand a week opioid resort.
21:07He tried to kill himself.
21:09Fuck, Creighton can't even tie a decent knot.
21:12Can he be like his brother and drive a sports franchise into the ground?
21:17You know, just to feel better.
21:24Look, I hate your fucking guts and you hate mine.
21:28And we can't get divorced because we have too much fucking money.
21:33And to lose any of it would be such sweet sorrow.
21:41But I'm bringing you something you're gonna like, Mama.
21:45Is it self-driving software that can't tell the difference between a mailbox and a person?
21:52Or an algorithm that drives teen girls to eating disorders?
21:57No.
22:01Generational biotech.
22:02So powerful it'll make medicine obsolete.
22:06Come on, Franny. When have you seen me this excited about something?
22:09You should try it.
22:11Imagine if I can see just a glimmer of your glory years again.
22:16Maybe I wouldn't have to hire any more slutty assistants.
22:21The idea of the slightest physical contact with you makes me swallow my own vomit.
22:30Okay. Well, what about me?
22:33I have to watch you waddling around in your breezy caftans.
22:38Barely disguising a body that's built like a sack of holiday hams.
22:45Mr. Horrifying Monster of a Human Being.
22:51I spent all my life chasing beauty, perfection, diet, trainer, needles, scalpel, elixirs, cleansers.
23:01I thought he would make me feel good, healthy and happy and content.
23:06He would help me find a kind of mate that would help me build the life I wanted, the life
23:11that I deserved.
23:12And then one day you wake up and you realize that you are the dog that caught the car.
23:18And your dream life is actually my golden prism.
23:40Maybe it's time to burn it all down.
23:44You're a fucking psychotic.
23:48Yeah, burn it. Go ahead.
23:51Yeah, go ahead. Burn it. Burn it. Burn the whole fucking thing down. Burn the whole fucking house down.
23:55I might do just that.
24:01Once I learned that beauty is the answer to nothing, I became the happiest I've ever been.
24:18There should be a frightful life not yet, but fuckingzie.
24:19And it was like...
24:25I'm scared to never forget.
24:25Don't know why I didn't learn how just my baby is.
24:26I let me know why.
24:26I decided to show you what I was looking for.
24:31You should be too soon.
24:31Like, after being broken...
24:35little bur sore but...
25:04Oh, oh!
25:19Do your fucking job, I don't want to have to tell you again
25:24What, you can't open the fucking door for me?
25:26Get my fucking bags
25:53Keep it warm Josiah
26:02Ha ha ha ha
27:07Be careful.
27:09You know, everybody in this place is still waiting for you to kick it.
27:12There's still time for me to kill you vultures first.
27:15I guess after tomorrow we're going to have to find a new carcass to circle.
27:19Yeah, I'll have new problems.
27:21Like what?
27:21Look at me.
27:22Hey, if this shit works half as good as they say, how the hell are we supposed to explain how
27:28different we suddenly look?
27:29Since when do you explain anything to anyone?
27:31What if this is different?
27:32I've got shareholders.
27:33The board.
27:34Fuck all that.
27:37So what's your big plan?
27:40Me?
27:41I guess I'll go with the tried and true celebrity plastic surgery routine and that diet and exercise baloney.
27:47I don't think I'm going to do that.
27:49I think I'm just going to throw it all in the rear view and buy a mountain or an island.
27:54Never speak to anybody for the rest of my life.
27:57Except for the newest piece of ass I fly in.
27:59But you do you, babykins.
28:01You do you.
28:06The shrimps looked delicious.
28:10Come.
28:11Come join us.
28:14Please.
28:14Make yourselves comfortable.
28:22Oh, thank you.
28:41Now, bear witness.
28:43Four million years ago, a landmark moment in human evolution occurred.
28:47We developed bipedalism, the ability to walk on two legs.
28:51From there, our brains enlarged.
28:54Cognitive abilities expanded.
28:56We could use tools and started agricultural and industrial revolutions.
29:02Over the last century and a half, we advanced technology and medicine far enough that life expectancy has improved by
29:09nearly 50 years.
29:10Some of you in this room have already beaten the average.
29:14But age has taken its toll.
29:17Time, as they say, is undefeated.
29:19The last great stumbling block of mankind.
29:25In response, you tasked me with a mission.
29:29The Manhattan Project of Longevity and Aesthetics.
29:34Ladies and gentlemen, say goodbye to your old, broken-down bodies I introduce to you, the beauty.
29:45Just before winning my second Nobel Prize, I discovered the power of highly specialized gene therapies.
29:51But I couldn't help but wonder, what if we created a broad-spectrum group of specialized reprogrammable proteins and RNA?
30:00Exciting, sure.
30:01But the real breakthrough, the one that will get me Nobel number three, was packaging those powerful proteins with the
30:08most ruthlessly efficient viral gain of functionality ever designed.
30:12This will allow us to completely rebuild your DNA from scratch, cell by cell.
30:18A lot of blah-blah here.
30:20Yeah, sounds like you're trying to sell me drain cleaner.
30:23Let's just get to the brass tucks.
30:25A rebuild of that scale unleashes the most perfect version of your physical self.
30:33Take a look.
30:3571-year-old male, stage 4 prostate cancer, heart trouble, declining brain activity, obese, you get the picture.
30:44Once the beauty has gone to work.
30:48Ooh.
30:49Uh-huh.
30:50I like him.
30:52His cancer is vaporized, never to return.
30:55Increased cardiac capacity, lean muscle with 6% body fat, bone density increased.
31:02Faster brain synapses.
31:03Maybe your dad chainsmoked during family road trips.
31:06Who cares?
31:06Mom chased pills and vodka while pregnant with you?
31:09Irrelevant.
31:10Mm.
31:10Serious question.
31:11Am I going to have, like, a huge cock?
31:14Not that I need it?
31:15All right.
31:17Aesthetically perfect in every way.
31:19It took four operations and a few gallons of saline, but I already have the tits of a 25-year
31:25-old.
31:26What happens to them?
31:27Any non-biological items will dissolve during the rebuild.
31:30You think they are great now.
31:32Yeah.
31:33Just wait until tomorrow.
31:36And there's not a stitch or a scar involved in all this?
31:50One intravenous injection.
31:51Oh, come on!
31:53No, no, no, no.
31:53I don't like it.
31:54It's just bullshit.
31:56This is way fucking nuttier than I realized.
32:00Talk side effects.
32:02Are we the guinea pigs?
32:05Some acute initial discomfort, sure.
32:08But that will subside as your body adjusts.
32:15All of our work is available for your perusal.
32:19However, I wouldn't recommend running to the FDA with this.
32:22Well, that's reassuring.
32:24Well, if it works, who gives a shit?
32:27How many people know about this?
32:29No one outside of this room.
32:31All the data and the final formulation resides here and only here.
32:37Lab techs are compartmentalized.
32:39They don't know what the main objective is.
32:41Like a fine watchmaker, I task them with building parts.
32:44Then I construct the final product.
32:47So what you're suggesting is that immortality is possible if we just take this special miracle juice.
32:56Those concepts are for storybooks and movies.
33:00Our science is an antidote.
33:03To what?
33:05To the limitations of being human.
33:15Grateful.
33:18Let's get poked!
33:44This?
33:56What?
33:57What in the fuck are you wearing?
34:01It's my Burning Man outfit.
34:03I'm a burner.
34:04Oh.
34:05I mean, it's cool, right?
34:07Okay.
34:12Welcome.
34:14To the first day.
34:17The best day of the rest of your lives.
34:21You'll notice you've got care packages that will help you through this process.
34:27I'd save that for post-injection.
34:30There are gallons of spring water here.
34:33And if you need more, just ask.
34:36Why would we need to drink more than a gallon of water each?
34:41Privacy, Mr. Forrest.
34:43Remember, what we are doing here is built on deep trust.
34:46Yeah, I just had some unfinished business.
34:52That stays here.
34:53It's personal stuff.
35:02Take your cleansing wipes.
35:04They're found in the white containers to your left.
35:06Pick an arm.
35:07Any arm.
35:08And swab the injection site.
35:13Nice.
35:15Get it good.
35:16Now.
35:21Your dose.
35:30Okay.
35:32Nice.
35:52My last Botox stung more than that.
35:57I don't feel shit.
36:28I don't feel shit.
37:02I don't feel shit.
37:14I don't know.
37:41I don't know.
38:27I don't know.
38:56I don't know.
39:12I don't know.
39:13I don't know.
39:43I don't know.
39:58I'm...
40:21I don't know.
40:29I'm afraid your monster is gonna kill its creator.
40:33No.
40:35No.
40:36Please.
40:36Just because there's been a disaster doesn't mean we cancel our insurance policies.
40:46Walk.
40:50Walk.
40:55Walk.
40:55Hey.
40:56Let's take a walk, Ray.
40:59Let's take a walk.
41:02Let's take a walk.
41:06Move.
41:11Let's take a walk.
41:18Let's take a walk.
41:28I can only do that for a second.
41:30I can only do that for a second.
41:31I can only do that for a second.
41:33No, no, no!
42:03No, no, no!
42:31Sir, is that really-
42:33Yes, my dumbass.
42:35I told you it'd be a shocking transformation.
42:38Is everything packed and ready?
42:40Yes, sir.
42:41Good.
42:50I'm sorry, fellas.
42:52It's just trust issues.
42:55I'm a bitch.
43:01Okay, let's go.
43:06Let's go.
43:08No, no!
43:09Let's go.
43:15Oh, no!
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