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The Beauty - Season 1 - Episode 05: Beautiful Billionaires
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00:00You
00:14Can I help you
00:18I'm sorry do I know you
00:21Cooper it's me
00:24It's Jordan
00:27Your partner, fuck buddy
00:30I thought we were best friends
00:34Where is she?
00:35I'm right here I swear
00:36Bullshit where is she?
00:37Cooper stop
00:39Something happened to me over there okay
00:41A weapon an infection or something
00:42It changed me right after we left the bar
00:45How did you get this?
00:47What did you do to her?
00:50In bed what she called me
00:53I want you
00:55Your dick
00:57The provincial that brings me back to life
01:14I do love those eyes but they are lying to you right now
01:40Japan
01:42Right?
01:45You have to hear me, don't just see me.
01:50You ready to listen, Al?
02:17You ready to listen.
02:56You ready to listen.
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08:02You ready to listen.
08:04You ready to listen.
08:11You ready to listen.
08:16This Condé Nast situation has become a scorching fucking hemorrhoid
08:22They have a live infected specimen at NIH and we can't have that can we? No, we cannot
08:29You need to make it a dead one
08:37The FBI is all over this there's one agent specifically anything else
08:42Maybe I should do a blindfolded while juggling knives on a unicycle
08:46His name is Madsen Cooper Madsen currently in New York City
08:59Well
09:02You're off the hook now baby boy
09:05Okay. No. No, no, please please please
09:06Oh, please please please stop stop stop please
09:12I still don't understand why you didn't call me any idea how worried I was sorry. I just
09:31I just panicked
09:32Jordan
09:34It's me
09:35That's what made it so complicated
09:39Well, because you got all this from fucking?
09:43Well, I
09:44I mean, I think
09:45I got it that way
09:48Do you think you were targeted?
09:50I don't know
09:52I woke up and he was gone
09:55Without a trace
10:08Was he wearing protection?
10:12I'm your partner
10:13Not your child
10:14I'm not trying to shame you
10:15I'm trying to understand
10:17Feels like shaming
10:20Okay
10:22So let's say you didn't get it
10:23Because you came into contact with foreign bodily fluids
10:25And he dosed your drink
10:27Or sprayed some kind of aerosol
10:28Fine
10:30But that doesn't really vibe with how we've seen this thing work
10:35God, I'm so fucking stupid
10:37I just
10:38I saw that guy
10:40And he was hot, you know
10:41So I
10:42Wanted him
10:43I just
10:48We all make mistakes
10:52I was being selfish
10:57It gets worse
11:00And after I felt like I was literally burning alive
11:04I left the hotel and
11:07That first wave of panic
11:10Passed
11:13For a moment
11:14I liked the new me
11:18A lot
11:19I mean, you finally feel seen
11:22Admired
11:24Even a little invincible
11:27Even a little invincible
11:28I mean, here I was
11:30With some life-altering crisis
11:32A fucking infection
11:34Yet being out in the world
11:35No one knew
11:36Because of how I looked
11:40In fact
11:41In fact, they treated me like I'd won some kind of lottery
11:47But then
11:49They stopped seeing me
11:52And they started seeing this
11:56Object
12:03Something they could buy
12:05Or win
12:06Or just take
12:12And then I started to hate it
12:16I hated myself forever
12:18Enjoying it in the first place
12:20I mean, how weak
12:21Could I be?
12:22How fucked up am I?
12:24It's not just you
12:26Everyone wants beauty
12:28It's the oldest, purest form of currency there is
12:31I don't want any of this
12:34Was I so bad before?
12:38You were always beautiful
12:41Yeah
12:42Well
12:44Reading social media
12:45About to turn 40
12:47Didn't really feel that way
12:49To me
12:52You were always beautiful to me
13:02Look, I know I got a stupid
13:03Boob job and stuff
13:07It was only after I turned
13:09And I realised I couldn't go back
13:10That I realised
13:11I
13:16I
13:16I liked the old me
13:30The old you was perfect
13:34And this one is too
13:38This one's just
13:40Different
13:47How do you feel?
13:51Actually
13:53Fucking incredible
13:55Really?
13:56It's the best I've ever felt
13:58Fuck
13:59My knees are jealous
14:08We're gonna make sure it stays that way
14:15You think I'll
14:17End up like the others
14:19Those
14:20Models who literally exploded
14:21I think it's best we don't waste a lot of time
14:23How long?
14:25I don't know
14:28Doing the math on the others
14:30A figure, a year and a half
14:32Maybe two
14:35Have you talked to anyone else since you've been back?
14:38Family, friends?
14:39No, you're the first place I went
14:41Good, don't contact anyone
14:43I think I need to go to the authority
14:45There's someone on our team
14:46No
14:46No, no
14:47They'll quarantine
14:47You treat you like a fucking lab rat
14:50Until we can get a handle on this thing
14:52You're not talking to anyone
14:54And you're staying with me
15:05Okay, so
15:07No ID
15:08No passport
15:10New face
15:13And everything else
15:16How'd you get back here?
15:18Oh, I just blew a couple of TSA folks
15:20And they want me right on
15:21Oh, looks like she got a jokes upgrade too
15:25I've been an agent for 15 years, Coop
15:27Seriously, don't think I know a couple shady guys with planes
15:30That like having a fair day of them a favor?
15:32Can't wait for that to bite us in the ass later
15:38Coop
15:40Hey, hey
15:43We should maybe hold off
15:46Do we know it's safe?
15:50Right?
15:52Right
15:56Yeah, I wasn't thinking
15:57Sorry
16:18Where'd you get that?
16:20My face and my body changed
16:21Not my instincts
16:27I'm left, you're right
16:28I'm right
16:30I'm right
16:31I'm right
16:42I'm right
16:45I'm right
16:57I don't know.
17:19Why is this happening?
17:43Okay, so everything is confirmed for the weekend at the colony, right?
17:47Yes, sir. All guests should be arriving within the next 24 hours.
17:50Perfect, and there's no cold feet or any other bullshit.
17:54All systems are go, sir, but due to the intensity of the procedure, three days of cutout time from your
17:59schedule have been recommended.
18:01That's fine. Look, this shit is gonna work, right? Like, it better, okay? Because you've been on an exclusive payroll
18:11since COVID, so...
18:13A full presentation of what to expect will be made upon arrival, but yes, we expect a very successful experience.
18:20Good, good, good.
18:21Are there any additions to your medical file? No allergies or new medications, correct?
18:25Look, my assistant Tina will send all that over to you.
18:28We've had trouble getting a hold of her this evening.
18:33Oh, yeah...
18:35Well...
18:38Yes! Yes! Yes!
18:43Sir? Sir, are you there?
18:46Yes.
18:47Uh, I will deal with Tina.
18:52And you double-checked with them that they are aware about my pee allergy, right?
18:57You're not allergic. You're just afraid.
18:59No.
19:00That's what everybody says, but that's...
19:01Hang on, Raul! Stop!
19:03Wait! Stop!
19:04Really?
19:05Yes!
19:06Like I'm just some chick who works the corner?
19:08What, Franny? She watches the front camera like a hawk!
19:10She does it just to give me shit!
19:15Un-fucking-believable.
19:19Fuck!
19:59I can tell if you're lazy or you just don't care.
20:03Your assistant wears a very cheap perfume.
20:07Some kind of talcum powder-based nightmare aroma.
20:12From the local Sephora.
20:17I can smell it on you, dear.
20:19And from the scent wafting off of you, what's what?
20:23Your third drink?
20:26I guzzle martinis.
20:28To try to forget you exist, sadly.
20:31It numbs the pain, but it doesn't blot you out of existence.
20:41Look, I'm flying to New York in the morning.
20:45Oh, no.
20:46Absolutely not.
20:47Not tomorrow.
20:48You have obligations.
20:49No, no, no.
20:50I've spent too much money and wasted too much time.
20:53We have a family therapy session because our son has been in the hospital for the past three weeks.
21:02The hospital.
21:04A ten grand a week opioid resort.
21:07He tried to kill himself.
21:09Fuck.
21:10Creighton can't even tie a decent knot.
21:12Can't he be like his brother and drive a sports franchise into the ground?
21:17You know, just to feel better.
21:23Look, I hate your fucking guts.
21:26And you hate mine.
21:28And we can't get divorced because we have too much fucking money.
21:33And to lose any of it would be such sweet sorrow.
21:41But I'm bringing you something you're gonna like, Mama.
21:45Is it self-driving software that can't tell the difference between a mailbox and a person?
21:52Or an algorithm that drives teen girls to eating disorders?
21:57No.
22:01Generational biotech.
22:02So powerful it'll make medicine obsolete.
22:06Come on, Franny.
22:08When have you seen me this excited about something?
22:09You should try it.
22:11Imagine if I can see just a glimmer of your glory years again.
22:16Maybe I wouldn't have to hire any more slutty assistants.
22:21The idea of the slightest physical contact with you makes me swallow my own vomit.
22:30Okay.
22:31Well, what about me?
22:33I have to watch you waddling around in your breezy caftans.
22:38Barely disguising a body that's built like a sack of holiday hams.
22:45Mr. Horrifying Monster of a Human Being.
22:51I spent all my life chasing beauty, perfection, diet, trainer, needles, scalpel, elixirs, cleansers.
23:01I thought he would make me feel good, healthy and happy and content.
23:06He would help me find a kind of mate that would help me build the life I wanted, the life
23:11that I deserved.
23:12And then one day you wake up and you realize that you are the dog that caught the car.
23:18And your dream life is actually my golden prism.
23:40Maybe it's time to burn it all down.
23:44You're a fucking psychotic.
23:48Yeah, burn it, go ahead.
23:51Yeah, go ahead, burn it, burn it, burn the whole fucking thing down.
23:53Burn the whole fucking house down!
23:55I might do just that.
24:01Once I learned that beauty is the answer to nothing, I became the happiest I've ever been.
24:17I ready to go, Peter!
24:18One Friday night, man, this sixth
24:24Is you oh man, I have no idea when you get 한ごい.
24:29I don't know which one and I'm not.
24:30You'll find close enough.
24:31Be friends.
24:37Some hot faces, friends and sisters.
25:04Oh, my God.
25:19Do your fucking job. I don't want to have to tell you again.
25:24What, you can't open the fucking door for me? Get my fucking bags.
25:54Keep it warm, Josiah.
26:01Oh, my God.
26:27Oh, my God.
26:35Oh, my God.
26:39Oh, my God.
27:07Oh, my God.
27:08Be careful. You know, everybody in this place is still waiting for you to kick it.
27:12There's still time for me to kill you vultures first.
27:15I guess after tomorrow, we're going to have to find a new carcass to circle.
27:19Yeah, I'll have new problems.
27:21Like what?
27:21Look at me.
27:22Hey, if this shit works half as good as they say, how the hell are we supposed to explain how
27:28different we suddenly look?
27:29Since when do you explain anything to anyone?
27:31What if this was different? I've got shareholders. The board.
27:34Fuck all that.
27:37So what's your big plan?
27:40I guess I'll go with the tried and true celebrity plastic surgery routine and that diet and exercise baloney.
27:47I don't think I'm going to do that.
27:49I think I'm just going to throw it all in the rear view and buy a mountain or an island.
27:54Never speak to anybody for the rest of my life.
27:57Except for the newest piece of ass I fly in.
27:59But you do you, babykins. You do you.
28:10Come. Come join us.
28:14Please, make yourselves comfortable.
28:22Oh, thank you.
28:41Now, bear witness.
28:43Four million years ago, a landmark moment in human evolution occurred.
28:47We developed bipedalism, the ability to walk on two legs.
28:51From there, our brains enlarged.
28:54Cognitive abilities expanded.
28:56We could use tools and started agricultural and industrial revolutions.
29:02Over the last century and a half, we advanced technology and medicine far enough that life expectancy has improved by
29:09nearly 50 years.
29:10Some of you in this room have already beaten the average, but age has taken its toll.
29:17Time, as they say, is undefeated.
29:19The last great stumbling block of mankind.
29:25In response, you tasked me with a mission.
29:29The Manhattan Project of Longevity and Aesthetics.
29:34Ladies and gentlemen, say goodbye to your old broken down bodies I introduce to you, the beauty.
29:45Just before winning my second Nobel Prize, I discovered the power of highly specialized gene therapies.
29:52But I couldn't help but wonder, what if we created a broad spectrum group of specialized reprogrammable proteins and RNA?
30:00Exciting, sure.
30:01But the real breakthrough, the one that will get me Nobel number three, was packaging those powerful proteins with the
30:08most ruthlessly efficient viral gain of functionality ever designed.
30:12This will allow us to completely rebuild your DNA from scratch, cell by cell.
30:18A lot of blah blah here.
30:20Yeah, sounds like you're trying to sell me drain cleaner.
30:23Let's just get to the brass tucks.
30:26A rebuild of that scale unleashes the most perfect version of your physical self.
30:33Take a look.
30:3571-year-old male, stage 4 prostate cancer, heart trouble, declining brain activity, obese, you get the picture.
30:44Once the beauty has gone to work.
30:47Ooh.
30:50I like him.
30:52His cancer is vaporized, never to return.
30:55Increased cardiac capacity, lean muscle with 6% body fat, bone density increased, faster brain synapses.
31:03Maybe your dad chain smoked during family road trips, who cares?
31:06Mom chased pills and vodka while pregnant with you? Irrelevant.
31:10Serious question. Am I going to have like a huge cock? Not that I need it?
31:17Aesthetically perfect in every way.
31:19It took four operations and a few gallons of saline, but I already have the tits of a 25-year
31:25-old. What happens to them?
31:27Any non-biological items will dissolve during the rebuild. You think they are great now.
31:33Just wait until tomorrow.
31:36And there's not a stitch or a scar involved in all this?
31:50One intravenous injection.
31:52Oh, come on!
31:53No, no, no, no. I don't like it.
31:55This is bullshit. This is way fucking nuttier than I realized.
32:00Talk side effects.
32:02Are we the guinea pigs?
32:05Some acute initial discomfort, sure.
32:08But that will subside as your body adjusts.
32:15All of our work is available for your perusal.
32:19However, I wouldn't recommend running to the FDA with this.
32:22Well, that's reassuring.
32:24Well, if it works, who gives a shit?
32:27How many people know about this?
32:29No one outside of this room.
32:31All the data and the final formulation resides here.
32:35And only here.
32:37Lab techs are compartmentalized.
32:39They don't know what the main objective is.
32:41Like a fine watchmaker, I task them with building parts.
32:44Then I construct the final product.
32:47So what you're suggesting is that immortality is possible
32:52if we just take this special miracle juice?
32:57Those concepts are for storybooks and movies.
33:00Our science is an antidote.
33:03To what?
33:04To the limitations of being human.
33:16Grateful.
33:18Let's get poked!
33:25Toot.
33:41Toot.
33:44Yes?
33:47Look at...
33:56what what in the fuck are you wearing
34:00it's my burning man outfit i'm a burner i mean it's cool right okay
34:13welcome to the first day
34:17the best day of the rest of your lives you'll notice uh you've got care packages that will
34:25help you through this process i'd save that for post-injection there are gallons of spring water
34:32here and if you need more just ask why would we need to drink more than a gallon of water
34:39each
34:41privacy mr forrest remember what we are doing here is built on deep trust yeah i just had some
34:47unfinished business
34:52that stays here it's personal stuff
35:02take your cleansing wipes they're found in the white containers to your left
35:06pick an arm any arm and swab the injection site
35:13nice get it good now
35:21your dose
35:30okay nice thank you
35:44hello
35:51my last botox stung more than that
35:56i don't feel shit
36:05oh
36:09oh
36:11oh
36:11oh
36:28Oh, my God.
36:45Oh, my God.
37:22Oh, my God.
37:52Oh, my God.
38:28Oh, my God.
38:39Oh, my God.
38:44Oh, my God.
39:12Oh, my God.
39:14Oh, my God.
39:28Oh, my God.
39:35Oh, my God.
39:51Oh, my God.
39:52Oh, my God.
39:57Oh, my God.
40:11Oh, my God.
40:53Oh, my God.
40:56Oh, my God.
41:00Oh, my God.
41:30Oh, my God.
41:57Oh, my God.
41:59Oh, my God.
42:52Oh, my God.
43:00Oh, my God.
43:25Oh, my God.
44:17Oh, my God.
44:53Oh, my God.
45:18Oh, my God.
45:26Oh, my God.
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