00:10well this is your uncle man trying to reach you again i'm down here at storage i brought all of
00:15your grandmother's stuff and i want every memory of her out of that house i had my real estate
00:21agent totally redecorate put up her own pictures all new stuff and i'm not trying to mean i'm not
00:29trying to cut you out of anything it's just that see when when i put your grandmother in that
00:36institution she was hearing voices and and then i realized that it was some kind of entity
00:46and it's all due to that necklace and i know she promised you that necklace and i couldn't find
00:53it anywhere that and the wheelchair are the only thing i left listen don't go near that house
01:01whatever you do it's something very wrong there
01:06so
01:14so
01:20so
01:31so
01:51i just like to clear the air a little bit great how you doing nice to meet you
01:58look at the house oh it's amazing there's three bedrooms two bathrooms gorgeous light
02:02you'll love it go look around okay amazing thank you thank you
02:15feel free to go look around
02:17yeah
02:18yeah
02:27oh grandma
02:29oh
02:32her dish
02:34but where is
02:38what's your neck
02:40the
02:47normal grandma. Why couldn't we have talked and connected more?
03:00So. Oh, hi. You're not really here to see the house, are you? No, I am. I am here to
03:07see it, yeah.
03:08No, no. Your uncle sent you a video and it's wild. Like, don't even watch it.
03:14No, I blocked him. I want nothing to do with that and nothing to do with him.
03:20He took the house from me. He took everything that my grandma had when she passed away.
03:25All I want is the necklace. That's all I'm here for. I don't want anything else.
03:29I'm gonna go show some houses. Feel free. Make yourself at home. I'll be back in an hour.
03:33Okay. Look around for an hour. Thank you. Okay.
03:38Then you're gonna leave. Okay. After an hour, okay? Okay.
03:41All right. Let's. All right. Be good. Let's.
03:59Excuse me?
04:12What are you, like, doing? What are you, a boy? This is my grandma's house. What do you think you're
04:22doing here?
04:22We're just hanging out in the nice pool with nature.
04:27Yeah, with nature. That's disrespectful. That's my grandma's house.
04:36How can you be naked in somebody else's backyard and just be so disrespectful? I don't know what is going
04:43on.
04:43I think.
04:45This is my grandma's house. You can't do that.
04:48Well, no, no. That's not okay. This is my grandma's house and you guys are squatters. That's illegal.
04:54I'm listening to everything you're saying, but either way, it's not okay.
04:59Just listen to the good vibrations.
05:02Feel the good vibes.
05:04But you are me, and I am beautiful and everything is connected. So I think I can hear.
05:12Bro, I'm sorry to say it, but your grandma's dead. I really don't think she's going to ask you.
05:18No, no. That's not okay. My grandma would not be okay with it. That is so disrespectful.
05:28No, that. You guys are so rude. She's not here. I'm not going to care. It's fine. Just chill.
05:35I hate this. It's not that big of a deal.
05:39It is to me because I'm here and I was supposed to find her neck. Are you wearing her necklace?
05:45Give me that. Yeah, it was beautiful. Give me that.
05:54The spirit is real, honey.
06:03What is going on? I don't know what you guys think you're doing being naked in somebody else's grandma's backyard.
06:11She just passed away. You don't know how disrespectful that is. What is going on?
06:17What are you guys doing? What are you guys doing?
06:25I have no idea what you guys are doing here, but you guys are so disrespectful and you guys call
06:31yourself one with nature.
06:33I don't know what you think you're doing, but this is not okay.
06:37What am I doing? What on earth is going on?
06:40What do you guys going on?
07:09I have no idea what's going on you should just join us and have some fun
07:17maybe bring some food
07:55no I don't want your strawberries ma'am
08:03mmm this is delicious
08:10what's going on it's the spirit you should just give in you can't fight it
08:19no I don't want to do this
08:31and for you
08:38may I serve you more
08:44more for you
08:50there you go ma'am
08:51thank you amazing
08:57I hope this is adequate
09:03more for you
09:13amazing they're perfect
09:38I'm next I think they want me to eat them
09:43me first me me okay yeah no problem
09:47I like that one sec I'll be I'll be right there
09:58is that good
10:00it's amazing
10:06don't forget about me
10:07oh yeah I'm coming I'm coming
10:10hey do you mean it
10:11oh yeah I'll be right there
10:13how's this
10:15here you go
10:16here you go
10:17oh no okay
10:20I'll be I'm almost done
10:22and you sir
10:24yeah right there
10:29my glutes
10:30my glutes
10:31right there on my butt
10:32oh
10:32he needs his butt done
10:34yes yes whatever you say
10:35down there
10:36on my butt
10:36oh okay whatever you say
10:41is that good
10:44that's good
10:45and who's next
10:46oh
10:47okay okay
10:49oh okay
10:53don't forget about me
10:54oh
10:54yeah I'm coming I'm coming
10:56hey
10:57do me next
10:58oh yeah
10:59I'll be right there
11:00how's this
11:01it's perfect
11:02yes of course
11:03of course
11:03just like that
11:04here you go
11:05here you go
11:07oh no
11:07okay
11:09I'll be
11:10I'm almost done
11:10I'm almost done with it
11:13oh
11:13I wasn't done
11:15oh okay
11:16oh
11:17I'll be right there
11:20hey do me next
11:21do me next
11:23me
11:23me
11:23hey wait
11:31oh there's a knot right here
11:40I want locks too
11:42that looks really good
11:43that looks really good
11:44I want some of that
11:44okay okay
11:46I still have knots in my back
11:49excuse me
11:50I want them done
11:50oh
11:51oh
11:52I'll be right there
12:13oh
12:14oh
12:14oh yes the shoulders feel great
12:16oh
12:18oh
12:18oh
12:20oh
12:21oh
12:28oh
12:28oh
12:34oh
12:36I don't know.
13:23My necklace!
13:27This is my necklace now.
13:33All I want to do is just be a fly on the wall.
13:37Listen in.
13:39I don't want to be a part of any of this shit.
13:42Yeah, we don't mean any harm.
13:43I just want to be a fly on the wall where I can listen in and just mind my own
13:47business.
13:49And I should show you guys what this thing is capable of.
13:53Just wait.
13:54Just watch.
13:55Wait, wait, wait.
13:56Don't do anything.
13:57Let me show you.
13:59See?
14:02Nude Paranormal.
14:04It's this great show.
14:06I'm the host.
14:07So we're here to find spirits.
14:10And they're all around.
14:11They're everywhere.
14:11I promise.
14:13I promise.
14:15I promise.
14:16Do your thing.
14:18Spirits!
14:19We called you!
14:21What?
14:22It's like nude dating, but paranormal.
14:25Nude Paranormal.
14:27That is exploitation.
14:28And we have to be nude so the spirits know we are all welcoming and vulnerable.
14:35This is not going to go well.
14:37You're going to piss that spirit off.
14:42Sure it's a gimmick, but they're real spirits.
14:55Let them hear us.
15:12There we go.
15:16Hell yeah!
15:16Oh!
15:18Oh.
15:19Ah!
15:21Ah!
15:22Ah!
15:22Ah!
15:23Ah!
15:24Ah!
15:25Ah!
15:26Ah!
15:26Ah!
15:31You can be a part of this, Noelle.
15:36You can make some big money.
15:38Doesn't it sound like fun?
15:40I'm not dealing with any of this.
15:43You guys are toast, and all of this is history.
16:09Noelle, I told you not to go in the house.
16:12My real estate agent told me she let you in.
16:15You gotta get out of there.
16:17I'm telling you, you'd have no idea.
16:23I'm going to let you go.
16:33Look, I'm not one of these paranormal bullshit artists.
16:37Fuck no.
16:38I can feel it in my bones.
16:41Maybe there's a gimmick with the nude paranormal hunters.
16:46But we got to get ratings.
16:50I want to hit it big with my music.
16:52But this, this is real opportunity.
16:55We don't have to look for an entity.
16:58It's right here.
17:00I didn't believe in any of this shit.
17:02Not for a minute.
17:03Olivia invited me over, and I said, hell yeah.
17:06I thought, you know, a little hot tub action.
17:09Plus, if you need a spokesmodel, it's me.
17:13But the icing on the cake, it's a real devil.
17:17And he lives right here.
17:19I felt his hand grab my ass out of the water.
17:21And I'm going, it was him and he was warning you.
17:26Look, I'm in.
17:27I'm all in.
17:29I grew up in a house where we had an extra two bucks.
17:33And my dad invested it in crappy vodka.
17:37And then he'd just get mean and he'd punch at me and my brothers.
17:43So, you know, an entity, a devil, a demon, it's nothing to me.
17:48In fact, it's kind of cool.
17:50I mean, like, hey, you fucked up demon.
17:53Like, bring it on.
17:56I didn't mean it, but, you know, I need this show to make you rich.
18:01And you can grab my ass whenever you want, so.
18:04Nude paranormals.
18:06Why not?
18:08The necklace, what happened?
18:13The necklace was protecting your grandmother, I think.
18:17It's protective.
18:18It didn't cause any of that outside.
18:20But the spirit.
18:23The spirit was already here, but this necklace is, is protective against it.
18:28My grandma, she was sick, but they wouldn't let me see her.
18:32She sent me a birthday card that said this necklace was mine and that it would help me.
18:37But fucking Uncle Ned, he, he wouldn't let me.
18:40We have no intention of disrespecting your grandma or your Uncle Dad.
18:45He loves you.
18:46I think he's just trying to protect you.
18:47And then I finally get here and there's squatters in the house and, and the hot tub with my necklace.
18:54You start getting aggressive with us and we're going to kick your ass.
18:58Hey, how do we know Uncle Ned?
19:01Did he put you up to this?
19:02I'm a waitress and a damn good one, I might add.
19:05Ned, oh, you're a waitress.
19:07That's why you enjoyed me serving you so much.
19:11Ned was getting ready to sell the place, your sweet grandma's house.
19:14And somebody or something didn't appreciate it one bit.
19:18Ned would come in and he would pound down the black coffee.
19:21And his hands, they, they shook like this.
19:23And these entities in this house, they fucked with him bad.
19:26And, yeah, he told me once that he didn't want his darling niece to deal with the demon.
19:32So, I don't think you should be mad at him.
19:35I thought you were TV producers, not a waitress and a rock singer.
19:41I want no part of this.
19:43You do not know what this is capable of.
19:46Fuck, look, it's your grandma's house.
19:50And it ain't never going to sell.
19:52So join us.
19:53You're going to turn this demon spirit into a circus act.
19:56Be in the show.
19:58Come on.
20:00Nude paranormals.
20:02Why not?
20:04Uncle Ned would be sitting at home watching The Price is Right.
20:08And then on comes the nude paranormals.
20:12He'll be like, there's my niece.
20:14Now that I think about it, I, I think I remember her mentioning a set of instructions of some sort.
20:22Where, but where would they be?
20:37I thought I saw you, shouldn't you?
20:40You know what, Adam?
20:51It's right here.
20:52Yeah, I hope he didn't want his daughter to sit here.
20:57I don't think he wants it.
20:59And that's the union way.
21:01I don't think he wants it.
21:03Look.
21:04Yeah, I hope he didn't want his daughter to sit here.
21:09I don't think he wants it.
21:10Come on, look.
21:12Look, guys.
21:13I think I found it.
21:17Here, check it out.
21:22It tells all about the necklace and how to work it.
21:26Here, let's make a look.
21:31It says that the entity is controlled by the necklace.
21:36It controls the being.
21:38So we can get whatever we want from this.
21:44That's pretty cool.
21:45How does it work?
21:48All you have to do is make a wish.
21:51I want to make a wish.
21:52That sounds cool.
21:55Should we?
21:56Do we need to wear it?
21:59Can I trust you?
22:01Yeah.
22:02I think I'm trustworthy.
22:04Here.
22:05I guess you can go first.
22:16I think what I want, I wish that I was just loved and adored.
22:21I want to be obsessed over.
22:24Okay.
22:25I don't feel any different yet.
22:27I guess we'll have to wait and see.
22:29Your turn?
22:35I guess my wish is I want to be mellow.
22:39I just want to rock on.
22:41Nice.
22:48I feel much better already.
22:51I feel vindicated.
22:54I think I just want to be super hot.
23:02Wow.
23:03Nice.
23:06You're doing good.
23:11What do I...
23:18I think I'm okay.
23:19I'll just, I'll just wait.
23:22Well, now, now I feel like we're finally in control of this thing.
23:26We finally know what's going on.
23:28So, so maybe we can just go hang out and let it work its magic.
23:34Come here.
23:39Thanks, man.
23:54So, I guess I'll be in your guys' show after all.
23:58Perfect.
24:01We will show that demon.
24:03So, so, so, how am I going?
24:37Oh, what are you talking about?
24:42Ow!
24:44I think they got bit too!
24:46They're everywhere!
24:48What is it?
24:59Holy!
25:00What are they?
25:04Oh my god!
25:25Oh no!
25:29Oh no!
25:38It's called the
25:39Grants of the
25:39Are you sure?
25:39Oh no!
25:44Oh no!
25:50Oh no!
30:13I just want to rock on.
30:54I wish that I wish that I wish that I was just loved and adored.
30:57I want to be right back.
31:04I want to be right back.
31:12I want to be right back.
31:14Noelle?
31:15Noelle?
31:17Noelle?
31:17Noelle?
31:19Noelle?
31:19I'm stuck.
31:20I'm stuck.
31:21Honey, where are you?
31:23Help me!
31:26Help me!
31:28Help me!
31:31Help me!
31:38Help me!
31:39Grandma?
31:41Uncle Ned?
31:42Uncle Ned?
31:44Somebody help me!
31:49All I want to do is just be a fly on the wall.
31:52I don't want to be a part of any of this shit.
31:55Help me!
32:03Help me!
32:12Help me!
32:13You're rich?
32:24Well...
32:51I don't know.
33:17I don't know.
33:49I don't know.
34:26I don't know.
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