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Late Bloomer - Season 3 Episode 2
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00:06You
00:06You don't mention that you're hosting the bunker competition tomorrow. I didn't get visas
00:09Are you kidding me? So why didn't they fly us out?
00:12But they did man like first class too. So then what are we doing sitting in a car at the
00:16board?
00:17We're pocketing the money bro. We'll just chill
00:20All right
00:22Neil, switch with me. You're the least suspicious looking out of all of us. Okay, true
00:31Okay, ow, put your foot on my face. Oh fuck. I forgot my driver's license
00:37Are you kidding me? Well, I brought my passport. I hate having two IDs. It's like so confusing
00:42You're gonna make me talk to the boarder guy? Really? Just come back
00:46Okay, switch off. Let's go
00:48Okay, ow
00:50Asked your foot in my mouth
00:54You guys are tripping man. Just say you go into your cousin's engagement
00:58Bro, I use this goose all the time. Oh, we should say we're shopping at the Buffalo outlets
01:03Bro, what is this? 2006? Okay, yo, everybody shut up. Let me handle this, all right?
01:12Hi, good evening. So, uh, uh, afternoon passports
01:23Citizenships? Canadian
01:26All of you? Yep
01:29What's the nature of your business?
01:30We're going to visit my dance cousin. I'm, uh, uh, dancing to go visit my cousin
01:35We're on a visit to visit my dance cousin to dance with him during my visit
01:42He's getting engaged
01:44I'm not getting paid
01:46Mm-hmm
01:47Nice
01:48Nice set of wheels you got there
01:51What do you do for a living?
01:53Uh, you know, uh, it's online stuff
01:56Just some online stuff, huh?
01:58You got any drugs in the car?
02:01No
02:02How about illegal firearms or explosives?
02:05What? No
02:06You sure about that?
02:08Yeah, I'm sure we don't have illegal firearms or explosives
02:12Okay
02:13I'm going to need you to, uh, pull over and head inside for further inspection
02:16What?
02:17Why?
02:18I don't need to give you a goddamn reason why
02:20Pull over now
02:21Get inside
02:25What the fucking attitude, bro?
02:28You're not supposed to be a prick
02:29We don't have any rights here, man
02:30Just smile and say, yes, sir
02:32We're going to be here all day now
02:33Fuck
02:34This country is like a very masculine energy
02:39Yeah, I'm from Punjab
02:41But my whip, that shit, German
02:42Blue sleeve, 3-5
02:44OG with the bourbon
02:45Bird box, bird bitch
02:46Who don't let the birds in?
02:48Dance moves, Amari
02:48And then I tried picking her up and I couldn't
02:51She grew that much overnight
02:52Blows my fucking mind
02:54Wait, which daughter is this again?
02:56One of the middle ones
02:58Anyways, how are things at home?
03:00Yeah, you know
03:02Dad's away, so
03:03Still me doing everything
03:05What about your new girl?
03:06Uh, she got messy
03:08So I think I'm going to be single for a while, probably
03:11You know what?
03:12You do you
03:15Oh, shit
03:16I totally forgot I have therapy in 10
03:17I gotta go, sonny
03:18Hey, yo
03:20You can use one of my spare offices
03:21I mean, the Wi-Fi is shit
03:23Because these guys watch cracked out
03:24They see reels all day
03:25But it should hold
03:27Really?
03:28Yeah, yeah, it's right there
03:29Okay, thanks
03:30I'll be quick
03:31Yeah, no problem
03:36Shinda
03:37Yo, Shinda
03:40Bro, come on, man, back to work
03:42I'll reel check her, buddy
03:43It's very funny, man
03:45It's not time, man
03:46Load it in the fucking truck
03:48Go
03:49Little back problems
03:54Little break
03:55Yeah
03:56I'm going to break you
03:57You're going to drive the truck
03:58You're going to drive the truck
03:59Yeah
04:00Yeah
04:01Yeah
04:01Yeah
04:02Yeah
04:02Yeah
04:03Yeah
04:03Yeah
04:04Yeah
04:04Yeah
04:08Okay
04:11You're good to go
04:16I guess we're good to fucking go, man
04:17Let's grab the seats and let's roll out
04:19Go where, bro?
04:19The engine's literally on the ground
04:21Fuck
04:22Does any of you know how to put this together?
04:24Is it all-wheel drive?
04:25Yeah
04:26No, I don't know how
04:27Fuck
04:28We're going to be late as fuck, man
04:29Like, fuck
04:30Oh, I told you we should have flown, man
04:32Fuck
04:32Fuck
04:34Okay, you know what?
04:36I know who to call
04:42Yo, Sonny
04:43Yeah, what's up?
04:46Yeah, man
04:50Hey, how come you don't look like a vampire anymore?
04:52Oh, I broke up with my girlfriend
04:55This is all that's left
05:04Yes, babe
05:06I told you I was going away this weekend
05:08Right before we left
05:10How else am I supposed to make money?
05:13Just get Mom to watch him
05:15Holy fuck
05:16Relax
05:16You always do this shit
05:19Fuck, man
05:21Hey
05:23You got a lot of anger in here
05:25I can hold space if you want
05:26This book says that feelings need to be birthed and pushed out of your emotional cervix
05:31What are you talking about?
05:32All right, good news
05:33It's got off the phone, Sonny
05:34He's got a guy coming through the border
05:35And he could just hit your ride with him
05:37Nice
05:37Yeah
05:38Probably take the car, too
05:40Sick
05:40You guys are a good and a half
05:42Oh, wait a minute
05:43Bye, bye, bye, bye, buddy
05:46Everything looks good
05:47You guys are good to go
05:48Here we go
05:49You guys have a safe trip, okay?
05:51Take care
05:53Nice car, by the way
05:54Fucking white people
05:57So why do you feel like you got into that relationship?
06:01I don't know
06:01I just
06:02I don't
06:03I don't even know how I ended up with a guy like Umair
06:06It was nice to be taken care of
06:07You know, I'm used to being the one who takes care of everyone else
06:10Especially at home
06:11I take care of my mom, my younger sisters
06:14My dad was always on the road growing up
06:15So I didn't really have a choice
06:18Well, because you're the eldest, right?
06:20Oftentimes, the eldest child picks up the slack when the parents are lacking
06:23True, but I feel stupid for having Mr. Red Flags with him
06:27That's just not me
06:30So anyways, this is why I'm only going to date women from now
06:34But the most recent time felt kind of boring, I guess
06:37I don't know
06:38Tell me, Chippy
06:40Are you looking for relationships to feel dramatic?
06:44Look, whomever you choose to date
06:45It seems like you need to get to the root cause of why you attract these dynamics
06:52What do you mean?
06:52Well, it just means being accountable for your parents
06:56My, me, I'm the victim
06:58He's the one who needs to be held accountable
07:00Him and all the other men
07:03Right, that's fucking it
07:05Shut the fuck up!
07:07I'm already fucking pissed for being gaslit in therapy
07:09Don't even a lot of fucks have anything else to do?
07:11Holy shit!
07:14Sorry, ma'am
07:15Sorry
07:17Fuck's sake
07:17What were you saying again?
07:23You know, maybe we should just switch gears a little bit
07:28And talk about the anger
07:30What anger?
07:32Okay, they have this place called guns and buttons
07:34You can get a gun and a burger
07:37Oh, oh, my gosh
07:38I think this is our truck
07:39Oh, oh, oh, my gosh
07:39I think this is our truck
07:42Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, shit
07:45Come on in, bro
07:46What's up?
07:47Um, oh, this is my cousin, just meet
07:49Good night, bro
07:51And this is his, um, this is his navi
07:55Bro, thank you so much for picking us up
08:04All right, we're basically just saying paaji
08:12If you think about it, our bro to paaji ratio
08:15Is the exact same
08:16Paaji this, paaji that, paaji oh, chanka paaji eh, chanka paaji
08:20Paaji bro, bro, paaji
08:21Paaji bro, bro, paaji
08:22There's literally no difference, man
08:24We all have that inner drive to say that word
08:29So you nervous to host it?
08:32Uh, not really, man
08:34I've done so many of these, it's like clockwork
08:37Too many at this point
08:39Come on, bro, a gig's a gig, you know that, man
08:42Oh, I'm sure you'll be great paaji
08:44Thanks, man
08:45So how long you been driving truck for sunny?
08:48Uh, just under a year
08:51Does he, like, tell you what you're picking up?
08:53Do you know what's back there?
08:54Uh, tires, you know, usually, probably
08:57You know, I had to help pay tons of debt
09:00And some medical bills back home
09:03This has been keeping me steady
09:05That's good, man
09:06As long as it's honest work, man
09:07You never know what that guy
09:08Oh, nothing like that, paaji
09:11I'm just grateful to sunny, paaji
09:13He's been keeping me employed
09:15As I look for a job in my field
09:16Wait, you want to get a job in a field?
09:21Yeah, I'm a farmer back home
09:23So looking for a job in my field
09:25Yeah, yeah, yeah
09:27In his field
09:27In his field
09:28In my
09:29Well, you have to go back there
09:30To work in your field
09:31Are you telling me to go back?
09:32No
09:32No, I mean
09:35Man, bro
09:37Bro
09:58Hey, sir, how are you, sir?
10:07I'm not going to go back there
10:09I'm sorry, paaji
10:10I'm sorry, paaji
10:11I don't know my work for a couple days
10:16It's not that we don't respect you
10:18It's just that
10:20I'm just scared of this new supervisor
10:23Supervisor?
10:24What supervisor?
10:25I didn't know me
10:25Sri Lankan girl
10:26I didn't hire me
10:27I didn't
10:28But he did
10:29I don't want to go back there
10:31And I don't want to go with her
10:49Hi
10:49Good evening
10:50Are we checking in?
10:51Yes, we are
10:52Great
10:52What name is the reservation under?
10:54It should be under your name, mate
10:56You got this, right?
10:57I'm going to go get some memoir
10:58Okay
10:59Hey, um, I saw on Yelp
11:01That you guys give a cookie
11:02When you check in
11:03Um, can I get that now?
11:06Yeah
11:06Yeah
11:08Cool
11:11Is that gluten-free?
11:14Uh, yes, it is
11:15Okay, then I don't want it
11:17Oh
11:17Yeah
11:18Okay
11:19I'll be back
11:22Yeah, sorry about that
11:23Um, it's okay
11:24Anyways, uh, the name should be
11:27Under her first name, just me
11:28The last name, Dutta
11:29Okay, uh, how do you spell?
11:30D-U-T-T-A
11:31Uh, yeah, sorry
11:35I'm not seeing anything under that name
11:36Could it be under anything else?
11:38Um, just me, Swirled?
11:41Uh, yes
11:43Okay, we do have that
11:45Great
11:46Great
11:46Mr. Swirled
11:47Yeah
11:48Uh, just a government ID
11:50And credit card for incidentals
11:51Cool
11:51Okay
11:55Thank you
11:56Okay
11:58Oh
11:59Oh, yeah
12:00Uh, sorry
12:01Mr. Dutta
12:02Uh, yeah
12:03The name on the ID
12:04Actually has to match
12:04The name on the room
12:05We're looking for
12:06Mr. Swirled
12:08Yeah
12:08That's just my stage name
12:10Okay
12:10But I would
12:11I would still need an ID
12:12Saying that, though
12:13Sir
12:14Yeah, but
12:15That's me
12:16It's
12:16I'm Mr. Swirled
12:17It's literally me on the flyer
12:25Oh, yeah
12:26You look great on that
12:27But, um, yeah
12:28No, I still
12:29Would need to see ID
12:30It's policy
12:32Seriously?
12:34Can we get a selfie, please?
12:37Sure
12:44Sorry
12:45I already bent the rules
12:47On the cookie
12:47Right
12:49Okay
12:49Yo, Nubby
12:51Yeah
12:51Can you call the organizers?
12:52They booked the room
12:53Under the wrong name
12:54Yeah, just check again, man
12:55I'm sure they have, man
12:56Bro
12:57Just do your job, please
13:00Oh, he's making me do shit, man
13:02Like
13:03Well, they don't do this
13:09Hello
13:10Hello
13:11Yeah, I need one of you guys
13:12To come down
13:13Hello
13:14I need one of you guys
13:15To come
13:16These guys can't hear
13:17A goddamn thing, man
13:18They sound drunk
13:19They're partying or some shit
13:20Here, get to me
13:21Hello
13:23Hey, uh
13:24It's just me
13:26Uh, just me
13:27The guy that's emceeing
13:28Your competition
13:29Yo, yo, yo
13:30Yeah, yeah, yeah
13:30Bro, you gotta
13:31You gotta get your ass
13:31To the mixer right now
13:32It's so great
13:33Right now, bro
13:34Look, uh
13:35We're at the front desk right now
13:36And you can't check in
13:37Because the name is
13:38Yo, oh shit
13:39They're playing Roger
13:40I'm a piano remix
13:41Are you seriously
13:42Booked it under Mr. Swirl?
13:44Yeah
13:45Sorry
13:46But he can change his name
13:48Right?
13:48Legally?
13:50Hello?
13:52Hello?
13:53Hello?
14:13Yo, who's the ball?
14:14When is it, Paul?
14:17Are you kidding me?
14:18Just me?
14:19Holy shit
14:20Dude
14:22What are you doing here?
14:23I haven't seen you since like sick camp days
14:25This is wild
14:26Don't you live in Jersey?
14:27Yeah, but I'm here to support my sister
14:29She's competing
14:30I was actually kind of hoping I'd bump into you
14:32You've accomplished so much
14:33I've been watching you from a distance
14:35Like the little stalker that I am
14:36Really?
14:37Okay
14:38Um
14:38Full disclosure
14:40Your videos pop up on my feed like
14:42All the time
14:43Wow
14:44Really embarrassed
14:45Yes, I am also a stalker
14:47I know
14:48Also, you go by Maya now?
14:50Yeah
14:50Yeah, it's, uh, you know
14:52Just to make life easier
14:53And, uh, also just to remind myself
14:55That everything in life
14:56Is really an illusion
14:57Yo, just me
14:58Okay
14:59Yo
14:59Hi, I'll see you
15:01Yo, bro
15:01Okay
15:01Hey, yo, man
15:02They've got no rooms available
15:04There's a motel like 30 minutes down the street
15:05They've got vacancies
15:08Alright, let me call them over
15:09Wait, you guys don't have a place to crash?
15:11And you're hosting the competition?
15:13Yeah, there's some sort of name mix-up
15:15And the organizers are all drunk, so
15:19Well, hey, why don't you take my room?
15:21I'll crash with my sister
15:22What? No
15:24No, no, no
15:25Don't be ridiculous, man
15:25No, trust me
15:26Just me
15:27She would probably want that anyways
15:28With how nervous she is
15:30Uh
15:33Okay
15:34Uh, yeah
15:35Yeah, that'd be awesome
15:37Thank you
15:37Are you sure?
15:38I'm sure
15:38I got you
15:39I'll just get my stuff out of there
15:41And you're good to go
15:41Thank you so much
15:42You're a lifesaver
15:43Oh, my God
15:44It's nice seeing you
15:48Damn
15:49Gonna smash that happy chick away
15:53What?
15:54Manager's gotta eat, too, bro
15:55Dude
15:57I kissed the hotel girl
15:59Really?
16:00What's she taste like?
16:02She tastes like hotel
16:03Okay
16:03Let's go
16:04Get your bags, man
16:05Let's go
16:05Hotel?
16:06What does hotel taste like?
16:11Heading out?
16:12Yeah
16:13And hey, thank you so much
16:15For letting me use your office
16:16Sorry I was here all day
16:17I just
16:17I got so much work done
16:18Not just therapy
16:20Take it
16:21What?
16:23Take the space
16:23It's yours
16:24Whenever you need it
16:26Design work
16:27Therapy
16:28Sixteen chapel
16:29The ceiling
16:30I don't care
16:31Whatever
16:31Free of charge
16:33Sistine chapel, Sonny
16:34What?
16:35And that's really nice
16:36But why?
16:37Dude, today's been
16:38One of the most
16:38Productive days here
16:40In a minute
16:40Your presence
16:42It's like
16:42It's keeping my guys in line
16:44Did you pick that shit up
16:45From your dad?
16:46Oh, yeah
16:47You know how many
16:47Of my dad's
16:48Scary-ass trucker buddies
16:49That used to get to
16:50Buy me candy as a kid?
16:51That was cute
16:52Terrifying, but cute
16:53I mean, just keep
16:54Acting like the supervisor
16:55And everything
16:56The light touches
16:57Is yours
17:00Okay
17:01Sure
17:07Not only does
17:08Guasha increase
17:09Your blood circulation
17:10Which makes you
17:11Look more alive
17:12And awake
17:13But
17:14If you add
17:15Healing stones
17:15This adds an
17:16Extra healing component
17:18Now this specific
17:19Guasha is infused
17:20With tetrahertz
17:21I'd like to go ahead
17:22And thank Jade Baby
17:23For sending me
17:23This beautiful Guasha
17:24And use my code
17:25Maya15
17:26For 15% off
17:36Hi, Jasmid
17:36How are we doing?
17:38Feeling good?
17:39No, we're not happy
17:40Yeah, I'll take care
17:40Of this, man
17:41What the fuck was up
17:42With last night?
17:43You had us waiting
17:44In the fucking lobby, man
17:46And you out
17:46Getting fucking drunk?
17:48I'm sorry
17:49I did the party
17:51That we were
17:51Yo, you really thought
17:52His last name was Swirled?
17:54Fuck, come on, man!
17:55No, I booked it
17:56While I was studying
17:57For my chem intern
17:58So sorry
17:59Sorry's not good enough
18:00Dr. Saab
18:01And look at this green room
18:02It's not private
18:03And it's fucking bare, man!
18:05We have chips
18:06And water
18:07What is this?
18:08A grade 5 birthday party, bro?
18:10What more do you want, dude?
18:11Like, get us some fucking steak
18:12Some kebabs
18:13Some sushi
18:14Some bottles of fucking Ciroc
18:16Some crown
18:17I don't know if I can get
18:18All that in time
18:18No, no, no
18:19You will
18:20Otherwise, we're not doing the show
18:23Jasmid is an icon, kid
18:25House of fucking respect!
18:27Hey, I'll get right on it
18:28Yeah, that's right
18:30Can you believe this fucking guy?
18:34Was all that necessary?
18:35He was like some
18:35Vegeta college kid
18:36We can't keep lowering
18:37Their standards, man
18:38They'll never respect you
18:40If you let them
18:41Keep getting away with this
18:42You're asking for Ciroc bottles
18:44In the middle of the day
18:46Yo, manager's gotta eat, too
18:48Plus it'll help you
18:49Get over your pre-show jitters
18:50You know what I mean?
18:53Damn
18:56Good luck, guys
19:02Bro
19:03It's a full house
19:04There's gotta be like
19:05A hundred people out there
19:06This is a 1400 seat theater, bro
19:09I don't have my glasses
19:11Okay
19:12Ladies and gentlemen
19:14Please welcome
19:15The massive internet sensation
19:17And one of the funniest voices
19:19Of our generation
19:20The heartthrong himself
19:22Give it up for
19:24Dren!
19:27Hey, y'all
19:28Congrats for 25 years
19:30Of the North American
19:31South Asian
19:32Talent competition
19:34I mean, that's unbelievably huge
19:35And I would have loved
19:36To be there in person
19:37To celebrate this milestone
19:38With you guys
19:39But
19:40Your boy is guest judging
19:42The masked singer this week
19:43I know
19:44Womp womp
19:45And I'm still hosting
19:46Pumpkin' Up competitions
19:46Matt, just get out there
19:48I'm doing your job, bro
19:49Just focus
19:51Love you all
19:51Make sure you kill it
19:53And you know what they say
19:54Brand means love
19:55Brand out
19:58All right
19:59Now give it up
20:00For our host of the night
20:02Jazby
20:03Dutta
20:04All right
20:06Yes
20:07Give it up for me
20:08That idiot that came out
20:09Way too early
20:10Oh my god
20:12The way less successful
20:13Internet guy
20:14That's
20:15Not as hot as him
20:17I'm here with you tonight
20:18Isn't that fun?
20:20I'm excited
20:23Oh man
20:24I just ran into one of the
20:26Pumpkin' Up Team's backstage
20:28We gotta talk about your names
20:29First of all
20:30They're way too long
20:31Okay
20:32The team I ran backstage
20:33Soni, Gabru, Mitre, Punjab
20:35De, Nacha De, Hass De, Papa De
20:37Joani, Shera De
20:39Toronto Division
20:40Like that's way too long
20:41Okay
20:42You don't have to put some
20:43Whole Jazby Dictionary
20:45Into your name
20:46You don't need to do that
20:46You all right man
20:47You seem stressed
20:49Janani's bro
20:50I was always
20:50Freaking tripping man
20:52Oh
20:53Well
20:54As a recent survivor
20:55Of an unconscious
20:56Uncoupling
20:57I can tell that you're
20:58Brushing me off
20:59Because you're avoiding
20:59Your emotions
21:01But
21:01I'm here for you man
21:04Bro
21:05Go and take some pictures man
21:06Aren't you the social media guy?
21:08I don't even have my phone
21:09What the fuck
21:10Is wrong with you man?
21:12Well I gotta take
21:13This phone call man
21:14Just
21:15God
21:15I got you
21:18I got the music man
21:20It's an interesting pocket man
21:21Feels like we've just now
21:23Entered our 2000s era
21:25We're still like 20-25 years behind
21:27I mean everybody's wearing
21:28Baggy jeans now
21:29They got one who wear track suits
21:33Jenny's walking around
21:34In a pink fur coat
21:35Like bro
21:36You're not camera
21:37You know what I mean?
21:39Honestly
21:39The only thing we're missing
21:41Is John Rule
21:42The real John Rule
21:43Not Dr. Seuss's bootleg John Rule
21:45I hope he's doing well
21:46Wherever he is
21:46But the real John Rule
21:47Hopping on a track
21:48Just being like
21:49New Yorker
21:50Don't care
21:50Murder
21:51That's the only thing
21:53But
21:54We're gonna have fun
21:55Regardless
21:55So
21:56Let's give it up
21:57We're our first team
21:58I'm not saying their name
21:59Lori talked about this
22:00Put your hands together
22:01Let's do it
22:03Woo!
22:08Healed it
22:22This guy was on this phone
22:23He must be using so much data
22:25He's using my hotspot
22:43Yo!
22:45Shout out to my boy Jesse
22:47For killing it tonight
22:48Woo!
22:50And all you sexy fucking girls
22:52I fucking love
22:54Under that competition
22:55Woo!
22:56Shots, baby!
22:59Woo!
23:01Yeah!
23:02Shots!
23:03Yo, can you tell your manager
23:05To be careful
23:06The positive in this room
23:07Is really steep
23:08Woo!
23:09Shots!
23:10Woo!
23:14Shit!
23:15Yo, it's my wife
23:15Hey, everybody
23:16Shut the fuck up!
23:19Hey, babe
23:21Yeah
23:21No, I'm just
23:23I'm here with the boys
23:24We're just
23:25We're just about to go to sleep
23:27No, there's no one in the room
23:29Yo, shut the fuck up!
23:33Yeah
23:35No, I didn't put it on mute
23:37What are you talking about?
23:39Hey, let me
23:40Let me go to a better area, okay?
23:42Yo, man
23:42Take care of the girls, okay?
23:45Yeah
23:45Yo, why you always tripping?
23:47Like, seriously
23:48What the fuck?
23:52It's trippy
23:54All right
23:55I'm gonna take care of the girls
23:56Okay
23:58Hello?
23:59Uh, hi
24:01Do any women here need water?
24:04No?
24:05Just let me know
24:06I don't know if any of the guys
24:07Are acting
24:08Aggressive
24:10Or inappropriate
24:11I'm here
24:12Yo
24:13How'd it go?
24:14Uh, I don't know, man
24:15I just feel like I'm on autopilot
24:16These things
24:17So then why do you still do them?
24:19So nobody can get away
24:19From his wife for the weekend?
24:21Like, what else am I supposed to do?
24:22Put yourself in new places
24:23You know?
24:25Sometimes
24:26You might find a creative spark
24:28In the random spots
24:29Yeah
24:30I guess you're right
24:31Oh, dude
24:32Guess who I ran into?
24:34Who?
24:34My first kiss
24:36Where?
24:37At the competition
24:38Isn't that crazy?
24:39And I think she might be single
24:41So what are you doing?
24:42Still talking to me, loser?
24:43Go, find out
24:43All right
24:44I'm gonna get out of this
24:45Black house after party
24:45I'll talk to you later, eh?
24:46Peace
24:49Okay
24:49Bye
24:52Shit
24:54I might just have to make
24:55Official uniform for my guys
24:56These designs are sick
24:57Yeah?
24:58Thanks, honey
24:58Okay, well, look
24:59I'll send you an invoice
25:00To get the work started
25:01Yo
25:01I give this girl a free office
25:03And somehow I'm getting charged?
25:06Is that what you're learning in therapy?
25:07Some reverse psychology shit?
25:09I like this
25:27Sometimes I feel like my wife fucking hates me
25:30Like, I just want to live and enjoy life
25:33I probably don't even love her anymore
25:35She probably doesn't even love me
25:38We were never fucking compatible
25:40I am so proud of you
25:42For opening up to me
25:44Only stay together because of the kids
25:46That's the way I was raised
25:48We don't do a divorce
25:50You feel me?
25:51I feel so trapped
25:53I'm so alone
25:54Here
25:56This is a huge first step
26:00Okay?
26:01You can't heal what you can't name
26:04Fuck
26:06You're so chill or whatever, man
26:08Like, thank you, bro
26:09Here
26:12One sec, one sec, man
26:13Hey!
26:14Get the fuck out!
26:16He's having a breakthrough, man
26:21Hey
26:22I love you
26:25Don't say that, man
26:27Like, I barely know you
26:41Wow, look who it is
26:43Hiding out from your rabbit pen?
26:45Uh, I'm just taking a little break
26:47Enjoying the view
26:48Mmm
26:49So, how did you like it?
26:51It was good
26:52It was good
26:53Your, um, auntie jokes were, uh, so fresh
26:55Oh, my God
26:56I don't know you're gonna torture me
27:00Hey, um, can I be honest with you?
27:03Sure
27:04I feel like you have
27:06Funnier stuff you could be doing
27:09Wow
27:10Yeah, no, you're right
27:11But
27:12It's just
27:13Isn't the right crowd
27:14Okay
27:15Well, when you find the right crowd
27:16Let me know
27:17I'll come watch
27:19You're gonna come all the way up to Toronto?
27:21Yeah
27:22Really?
27:23Yeah
27:23You know, Toronto's actually next on my list
27:27Okay
27:29Well, if you ever need a place to crash
27:32I can return the favor
27:34Oh, okay
27:35Well, I might actually take you up on that
27:38Okay
27:42It reminds me of when we, uh, snuck out to watch the stars that night
27:47Oh, my God
27:48Wow
27:49That was crazy
27:51Yeah
27:52You know, that was actually my first kiss
27:57Mine too
27:58Really?
28:00Yeah
28:01Hmm
28:03Also, I totally didn't apologize for how much spit and slobber and untrouble I got all over your face
28:09So
28:09I was new at it, actually
28:11All good
28:12And I'm way better now
28:14Oh
28:14Yeah
28:16Well, I'll be the judge of that
28:19Yeah
28:34Mm-hmm
28:36Well?
28:39Oh
28:40It's like, uh, ten percent less wet
28:44Okay
28:45That's an improvement
28:46Maybe if I keep practicing, I'll, uh, I'll get there
28:48Oh, you wanna keep practicing?
28:50Yeah, practice makes perfect
28:51Oh
28:53Yeah
28:53It's the only way to perfection
28:57You're right
28:57Yeah
28:59If I keep practicing, I'll get there
29:04Oh, I'm on, oh
29:06In my life
29:08In my life
29:12Sometimes I try to make my soul
29:17I'm on, oh
29:19Oh
29:20Thank you
29:21Thank you
29:23Thank you
29:31Keep walking.
29:36Show me.
29:37Chikum.
29:42Oh
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