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Crackhead - Season 1 - Episode 01: Were All Mad Here

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00:00I can hear the, I can hear the sound coming
00:04I can hear the, I can hear the sound coming
00:06I can hear the sound coming
00:12Boy, I'm from the south side, bitch
00:14Tryna get the south side rich
00:17Exactly what it sounds like, bitch
00:18Said I'm trying to get the south side rich
00:21Inside, spiky outside shit
00:22With a south side chick with a mouth like this
00:24You heard a couple dudes from the south
00:26But the dudes that stuff don't sound like this
00:29I have to make the rules myself
00:30Make a move myself
00:31Said what sounds like this
00:33They treat me like I'm moving around town
00:34I'm the best kid
00:35To go damn, do I know myself like this
00:37I can hear the sound coming
00:39I can hear the sound coming
00:40Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,
00:49oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:50Shit, do you have to go
00:52Stop, stop.
00:53Boy, I'm from the south side rich
00:55Tryna get the south side rich
00:56Stop, stop, stop.
01:00in the small town of last with its tranquil atmosphere and luxurious amenities at last
01:07the healing can begin why don't touch my shit okay so i need to know what drugs and alcohol
01:15you've taken in the last three days i don't know i don't know um all right well what about your
01:23eye
01:24you're getting a fight or something fucking slap my fucking hands off me you know why your police
01:32report says you're here because it's just a big misunderstanding misunderstanding
01:40this is your third court appearance oh i hate a dick miss jones given your inability to take
01:48these charges seriously i'm inclined to warn you of the probable prison sentence you're facing
01:56what almost done yeah yes i got it sorry
02:02um look we need to do a full health assessment all right so you might as well just tell me
02:07exactly what you're taking okay in view of your mental health i am prepared to consider a 28-day
02:13rehabilitation program however you will need to obtain a reference letter from the clinic proving
02:20you are committed to sobriety if this letter is unattainable you will be transferred from the
02:25clinic to prison do you understand
02:32fine i had some whiskey and tequila and vodka
02:39it was the one with the gold flakes gold flakes
02:43anything else
02:46tremidol and weed just to like chill me out
02:49totally understand that and some cops wow okay is this a bomb yeah oh and phyloxetane and codeine but
02:56i'm there from my doctor and i tried meth meth
03:02well i didn't like it you'd be the first
03:10luxurious amenities my ass ah so you were paying attention good on you come on let's go all right so
03:17detoxing is going to take a few days and then tomorrow you get to meet your psychiatrist that'd be
03:23cool isn't it all right and then uh you got to start your group therapy we're awesome and actually
03:29there's a few more rules sorry no sex no drugs or alcohol and there's no phones for the first
03:36what what no no no no i need my phone it's only for the first week that's all oh my
03:41god what do you
03:41think i'm gonna do you think i'm gonna call my drug dealer i'm in the middle of fucking nowhere
03:45don't care policy thank you
03:47yeah
03:52adia sup um adia this is frankie um she's gonna be your new roommate
04:01fuck that
04:04you know what i'd like to say that she's not normally this volatile but at this point why lie
04:09you know what how about you show frankie around
04:15i'm gonna have a diary i'll see you guys later you becky follow me
04:30reception
04:34oh seriously the kitchen the tv zone the schizo
04:46juan's view you owe me for the hot chocolate powder
04:50oh
05:00today
05:01i believe it's paradise
05:15the circle of suffering what's up old man
05:22dressing like a prostitute won't get you far in here
05:30hurry the fuck up vicky
05:36the sex feed
05:46bedroom you got bottom used to be sarah's she killed herself
06:01oh
06:03oh
06:04hurry up
06:21Jones, are you Frances Jones?
06:24Uh, Frankie, yeah, hi.
06:26This one's for you?
06:27Oh, no, no, I'm good with spaghetti.
06:30Until you've had your initial psych evaluation, you have to eat from the meal plan.
06:36I'm not fucking eating that.
06:38If you don't want it, don't eat.
07:03Yeah, I'm not.
07:05No, uh...
07:07Fumbot.
07:08I don't...
07:09Oh, crackhead!
07:10What?
07:10Come on, what are you?
07:12Alcoholic, bulimic, crazy, what's your thing?
07:15I don't have a thing.
07:16No, no, no.
07:17Everyone has a thing.
07:19Coffee, sugar, and these.
07:22You're gonna need them.
07:24Loads of them.
07:26And you're probably not gonna sleep.
07:27And you're going to get too tired, and you're going to hear, like,
07:30I get it. I get it. I'm in hell. Thank you.
07:32Yeah, thank you so much for pointing that out.
07:39So, you hear because you killed someone?
07:41No, I didn't kill anyone.
07:42Yet.
07:48Seriously, though, there's like a child killer here, so watch your back.
07:54I'm not joking.
07:56Shh.
08:24I'm not joking.
08:27I'm joking nowhere.
08:28Fuck you.
08:29Fuck you, giant asshole.
08:32Oh, fuck that.
09:22Did you put that there?
09:24Did I put what, where?
09:25The rat.
09:25Did you put that fucking rat in my bed?
09:29Nope.
09:31You sure?
09:31Oh, if you actually think that I would go out of my way to kill a rat and chuck it
09:36in your bed,
09:40then you definitely belong in a place like this.
09:49What was that, mate?
09:53No, you tell her.
09:56Frankie should go and find another room down the hallway with me, Sus, Henny.
10:03As difficult as Henry's past was, it was nothing compared to the guide.
10:08But, Sullivan was facing a 12-hour trek to the gardener hut and heading back to the snow cake.
10:15His journey was even more epic.
10:17He would have been to write down the treasure of a human criminal.
10:27Oh, fuck.
10:31Fuck.
10:33Fuck.
10:36Fuck.
10:39Fuck.
10:40Fuck.
10:41Fuck.
10:43Fuck.
10:43Fuck.
10:44Fuck.
10:45Fuck.
10:46Fuck.
10:51Fuck.
10:53Shit, Dax.
10:57Sorry, sorry, sorry.
10:58Traffic was worlds-
10:59Or we missed the whole thing.
11:20Please enter your 9-digit code and press the Hatch key.
12:14Please enter your 9-digit code and press the Hatch key.
12:17Oof.
12:33Fuck.
12:46Oof.
12:56Where's breakfast?
12:57Bella said this one's for you.
13:04Thank you for your appetite.
13:07That's all you get.
13:08Just take yours.
13:09How do I move, Herms?
13:11You don't.
13:12But Al can't put a rat in my bed.
13:16It's a classic.
13:18What?
13:19Sorry.
13:19I will deal with Alcat.
13:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:23Don't get too excited.
13:24Just mints.
13:24Al withdrawals.
13:30Yum.
13:32I understand you recently lost your father, Ellen.
13:37I'm sorry.
13:39And your mum, Catherine.
13:41She lives up in auction.
13:41Yeah, Mum.
13:44Right, okay.
13:46And your full name is Frances Eloise-
13:48I am Frankie Eloise Jones and you are one of the reasons I'm starving, so fuck you very much.
13:53Yeah, I heard about that.
13:55I am sorry.
13:56We have a set meal plan to ensure you get the nutrients you need when you first arrive.
14:02How are you feeling after your first night?
14:04Feeling.
14:06Ah, let's see.
14:07Great stuff.
14:08Great facilities.
14:09Great roomie.
14:10But since the only thing I've eaten in the last 24 hours is a fist-sized mutant moth, the last
14:15thing I'm going to do is talk to you about my fucking feelings.
14:21Look, if I am honest, I actually have a stack of paperwork to tune through, so if you want to
14:29leave it for today, that's cool with me.
14:32You just have to stay for the full session.
14:37What about my reference letter?
14:40Hmm?
14:41Well, I'll still get it.
14:43Oh, we can deal with that later.
14:53Darling.
14:56You look terrible, Frances.
15:00Are you all right?
15:01I'm fine.
15:02You really need to take better care of yourself. Go and have a nice hot shower.
15:05I've laid out a lovely black dress.
15:13Absolutely not.
15:37It's not right.
16:01Is that my hoodie?
16:02No, I bought it.
16:04What?
16:04I did, off El Cap.
16:06What in the fucking hell?
16:07Hey, I've already paid extra because it's got a kangaroo pouch!
16:11I love the ones with the mum pocket.
16:22Fuck!
16:25And hands up in the ass.
16:27And everybody down and one and pose and pose and pose.
16:33And hands up behind the head.
16:35Elbow to the thigh.
16:37And three and four.
16:38Well done.
16:39Five.
16:40You're late.
16:41Seven.
16:42Eight.
16:43One.
16:43And two.
16:44Frankie, Frankie.
16:45Frances.
16:46Wakey, wakey.
16:47If you can't find your five, then I'm really deeply concerned about you.
16:52And one.
16:52And two.
16:53And three.
16:54And four.
16:56Watching and push.
16:57Watching and push.
16:59And one.
17:00And two.
17:01And three.
17:02And four.
17:03Five.
17:04Six.
17:05Seven.
17:06Eight.
17:07Eight.
17:08Eight.
17:09milligram, she's going to kill you.
17:11Not if her dress kills me first.
17:13You look like a vagina.
17:15Darling, darling, darling, this isn't just a dress.
17:19It's a gown.
17:21Vagina is in.
17:23Actual vision is out.
17:33Ooh, does that young?
17:38Oh, fuck, get off!
17:43Well, let's all act like Frankie today, shall we?
17:47Oopsie, silly me, ruined all the pies.
17:50In fact, I always ruin everything.
17:52I have no idea why.
17:54It definitely isn't because I'm drunk and high all the time.
17:59And thank God someone else will clear up after me like they always do.
18:02If only I would listen to the people that actually want the best for me.
18:05I wouldn't be such a desperate, disgusting parasite!
18:13Up and down and be finished!
18:19Hi!
18:20I am so bushed.
18:22See you next week.
18:24Namaste.
18:25Namaste!
18:28Thank you!
18:29Where the fuck is all my shit?
18:31Chill, it's okay, and I thought that you understood.
18:34So this is community living, and we all share here-
18:38Fuck off with your community bullshit!
18:40Hey, it's no big.
18:42I'll get it.
18:44I'll get you your shit back.
18:47Oh, good.
18:48Okay?
18:49You feel better?
18:56Make it quick.
18:57I'm busy.
19:01Calls are made in here.
19:03We'll see ya.
19:04You feel better?
19:26Alright, I'll get her out of here.
19:28What now? Yes. No, not now. Jesus, I cannot with her. Okay. All right, let's go for a kick.
19:33Oh, you have a pie with me. All good.
19:35You have a pie with me. Okay, I'll tell you what. I need my stuff.
19:38Yeah, we'll go grab it. We'll go grab it.
19:42You've reached Emma. Please leave a message.
19:50She must be at work or something.
20:24She's turning fricking shit again.
20:27Oh, what the fuck?
20:34No! You look back! You look back!
20:43Yeah, I need a fire engine.
20:47Get down! 67 Logan Park, man.
20:53Frankie!
20:54Frankie, help!
21:02We're high!
21:04We're high!
21:11Oh!
21:14We're off!
21:16We're high!
21:18Huh?
21:19What the fuck is going on?
21:21Keep on!
21:24Ah!
21:29Don't ask if you don't want to know
21:33Try not, not to let it show
21:42That I've never known the edge of
21:47When you feel so alone inside of mine
21:56When your dreams have a flow of mine
22:02I take one and I fall so deep
22:10If I never weeple
22:14At least I'm falling asleep
22:21Frankie!
22:31Can't handle it, huh?
22:40You killed someone, Frankie
22:44It's this or prison
22:45Joyce is yours
22:47If I never weeple
22:49At least I'm falling asleep
22:55When you feel so alone inside
23:01When your dreams have a flow of mine
23:08I take one and I fall so deep
23:16If I never weeple
23:19I take one and I fall so deep
23:23I'm afraid of everyone has a flow of mine
23:25I'll see you again
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