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Crackhead - Season 1 - Episode 01: Were All Mad Here
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00:00I can hear the, I can hear the sound coming
00:04I can hear the, I can hear the sound coming
00:06I can hear the sound coming
00:12Boy, I'm from the south side, bitch
00:14Tryna get the south side rich
00:17Exactly what it sounds like, bitch
00:18Said I'm trying to get the south side rich
00:21Inside, spook an outside shit
00:22With a south side chick with a mouth like this
00:24You heard a couple dudes from the south
00:26But the dudes that stuff don't sound like this
00:29I had to make the rules myself
00:30Make a move myself
00:31So what sounds like this
00:33Treat me like I'm moving around town
00:34I'm the best kid
00:35Seek a damn more around self
00:36Like damn
00:37I can hear the sound coming
00:38I can hear the sound coming
00:40I can hear the sound coming
00:42I can hear the sound coming
00:43I can hear the sound coming
00:44I don't get it
00:46Oh, shit, are you?
00:52Stop, stop
00:53Boy, I'm from the south side rich
00:55Tryna get the south side rich
01:00In the small town of Last
01:02With its tranquil atmosphere
01:04And luxurious amenities
01:05At last the healing can begin
01:08Why?
01:10Don't touch my shit
01:11Okay, so I need to know
01:13What drugs and alcohol you've taken
01:15In the last three days
01:16I don't know
01:18I don't know
01:21Um, alright
01:23Well, what about your eye?
01:24You get in a fight or something
01:25What a fucking slut, boy
01:29Get your fucking hands off me
01:31You know why your police report
01:33Says you're here
01:33Because
01:35It's just a big misunderstanding
01:39Misunderstanding
01:40This is your third court appearance
01:43Oh, I hate a dick
01:44Miss Jones
01:46Given your inability
01:47To take these charges seriously
01:49I'm inclined to warn you
01:50Of the probable prison sentence
01:51You're facing
01:54What?
01:57Almost done?
01:58Yeah, yeah, I got it
01:59Sorry
02:02Um, look
02:03We need to do a full health assessment
02:05Alright
02:05So you might as well just tell me
02:07Exactly what you're taking
02:08Okay
02:08In view of your mental health
02:10I am prepared to consider
02:12A 28-day rehabilitation program
02:16However
02:17You will need to obtain
02:19A reference letter
02:19From the clinic
02:20Proving you are committed
02:21To sobriety
02:22If this letter is unattainable
02:23You will be transferred
02:24From the clinic
02:25To prison
02:26Do you understand?
02:31Fine
02:33I had some whiskey
02:35And tequila
02:36And vodka
02:39And it was the one
02:40With the gold flakes
02:41Gold flakes
02:44Anything else?
02:46Tremadol
02:46And weed
02:47Just to like
02:48Chill me out
02:49Totally understand that
02:50And some cotton
02:52Wow, okay
02:52Is this a bomb?
02:54Yeah
02:54Oh, and phyloxetain and codeine
02:56But I'm there from my doctor
02:58And I tried men
03:01Myth
03:02Well
03:03I didn't like it
03:05You'd be the first
03:10Luxurious amenities
03:11My arse
03:12Ah, so you were
03:13Paying attention
03:14Good on you
03:15Come on
03:15Let's go
03:16Alright
03:17So detoxing's
03:18Going to take a few days
03:19And then
03:20Tomorrow
03:20You get to meet
03:21Your psychiatrist
03:22That'd be cool
03:23Wouldn't it?
03:24Fuck it
03:24Alright
03:25And then
03:25You got to start
03:26Your group therapy
03:27We're awesome
03:28And actually
03:29There's a few more rules
03:30Sorry
03:31No sex
03:32No drugs
03:33Or alcohol
03:35And there's no phones
03:36For the first
03:36What, what, what?
03:37No, no, no, no
03:38I need my phone
03:38It's only for the first week
03:40That's all
03:40Oh my god
03:41What do you think
03:41I'm going to do?
03:42You think I'm going to call
03:42My drug dealer?
03:43I'm in the middle of
03:44Fucking nowhere
03:45Don't care
03:46Policy
03:46Thank you
03:47I'm in the middle
03:47Do it
03:52Lydia
03:53Sup
03:54Um
03:55Lydia
03:55This is Frankie
03:57She's going to be
03:58Your new roommate
04:01Fuck that
04:04You know what
04:05I'd like to say
04:05That she's not normally
04:06This volatile
04:06But at this point
04:07Why lie
04:09You know what
04:11How about you
04:12Show Frankie
04:14Around
04:15I'm going to have a diary
04:16I'll see you guys later
04:17You
04:19Becky
04:20Follow me
04:29Reception
04:33Oh, seriously
04:35The kitchen
04:37The TV zone
04:39The schizo
04:46June's view
04:47You owe me
04:48For the hot chocolate powder
05:07I believe it's paradise
05:15The circle of suffering
05:17What's up old man
05:21Dressing like a prostitute
05:23Won't get you far in here
05:30Hurry the fuck up
05:31Vicky
05:36The sex feed
05:46Bedroom
05:47Bedroom
05:47You got bottom
05:48Used to be Sarah's
05:49She killed herself
05:56Move
05:57Move
05:58Move
05:59Move
05:59Move
06:00Move
06:00Fire
06:00Move
06:01Move
06:02Go
06:03Go
06:04Hurry up
06:21Jones, are you Frances Jones?
06:24Uh, Frankie, yeah, hi.
06:26This one's for you?
06:27Oh, no, no, I'm good with spaghetti.
06:30Until you've had your initial psych evaluation, you have to eat from the meal plan.
06:36I'm not fucking eating that.
06:38If you don't want it, don't eat.
07:03Oh, no.
07:04No.
07:05Uh, fun bot.
07:08I don't...
07:09Oh, crackhead!
07:10What?
07:10Come on, what are you, alcoholic, bulimic, crazy?
07:14What's your thing?
07:15I don't have a thing.
07:16No, no, no.
07:17Everyone has a thing.
07:19Coffee, sugar, and these.
07:22You're gonna need them.
07:24Loads of them.
07:26And you're probably not gonna sleep.
07:27And you're gonna get too tired, and you're gonna hear...
07:30I get it, I get it, I'm in hell.
07:32Yeah, thank you so much for pointing that out.
07:36So.
07:39You hear, because you killed someone?
07:41No, I didn't kill anyone.
07:42Yet.
07:48Seriously, though, there's like a child killer here, so watch your back.
07:54I'm not joking.
07:56Shh.
08:10I don't know.
08:22I don't know.
08:24I don't know.
08:27from motherfucking nowhere!
08:28Fuck you!
08:29Fuck you giant asshole!
09:22Did you put that there?
09:24Did I put what with?
09:25Did you put that fucking rat in my bed?
09:29Nope.
09:30You sure?
09:31If you actually think that I would go out of my way to kill a rat and chuck it in
09:36your bed,
09:40then you definitely belong in a place like this.
09:49What was that, mate?
09:53No, you tell her.
09:56Frankie should go and find another room!
09:58Get in the hallway with me, Sus, Annie!
10:03As difficult as Henry's past was, it was nothing compared to the guides.
10:09Sullivan was facing a 12-hour trek to Gardner Hut and then back to the snow cave.
10:16He was trying to write down the treasure of an alien criminal.
10:21He was trying to write down the treasure of an alien criminal.
10:37And I'm not an idiot!
10:38I just don't like the games you're playing!
10:40If you're smart, you think you're so important!
10:43Judge you, baby!
10:44Well, I've been getting for it!
10:45Help me!
10:47Lately!
10:48Baby!
10:49Baby!
10:49Baby!
10:51Fuck!
10:53Shit, Dex.
10:57Sorry.
10:57Sorry.
10:58Sorry.
10:58Sorry.
10:58Traffic was all the fuck out.
11:00Missed the whole thing.
11:20Please enter your nine-digit code and press the hatch key.
11:25The new house is up!
11:36You gotta go for it!
11:43There's a lot of trucks down here at the beginning of the tunnel.
11:43All right.
11:44We're on a new house.
11:45We're all the deshings!
11:46That's where we're going.
11:47The new house is so fast.
11:48The old house has to be so smart!
11:48We've got nothing left!
11:48We've got nothing left!
11:49We're going to do the rest of the wall!
11:50We're on a new house!
11:52We're not here!
11:59Oh, my God.
12:33Fuck.
12:55Where, where's breakfast? Bella said this one's for you.
13:06How do I move rooms? You don't. But Alcat put a rat in my bed.
13:16It's a classic. What? Sorry, I will deal with Alcat. So these will be, yeah, yeah, yeah,
13:22don't get too excited. Just meds. Hell withdrawals. Yum.
13:32I understand you recently lost your father, Alan. I'm sorry. And your mum, Catherine.
13:41She lives up in Auckland. Yeah, Mum. Right. Okay. And your full name is Frances Eloise.
13:48I am Frankie Eloise Jones and you are one of the reasons I'm starving, so fuck you very much.
13:53Yeah, I heard about that. I am sorry. We have a set meal plan to ensure you get the nutrients
13:58you need when you first arrive.
14:02How are you feeling after your first night? Feeling. Ah, let's see. Great staff, great facilities, great roomie.
14:10But, ah, since the only thing I've eaten in the last 24 hours is a fist-sized mutant moth, the
14:14last thing I'm gonna do is talk to you about my fucking feelings.
14:21Look, if I am honest, I actually have a stack of paperwork to tune through, so if you wanna leave
14:29it for today, let's call with me. You just have to stay for the full session.
14:37What about my reference letter? Hm? Well, I'll still get it.
14:43Oh, no, we can deal with that later.
14:53Darling.
14:56You look terrible, Frances.
15:00Are you all right? I'm fine.
15:01You really need to take better care of yourself. Go and have a nice little shower. I've laid out a
15:06lovely black dress.
15:13Absolutely not.
15:14You're all right.
15:14Oh, no.
15:22You're right.
15:27You're right.
15:27You're right.
15:28Come on.
15:37You're right.
15:38It's not.
16:01Is that my hoodie?
16:02No, I bought it.
16:04What?
16:04I did, off Elkac.
16:06No.
16:06Fucking Elk!
16:07Hey, I've already paid extra because it's got a kangaroo pouch!
16:11I love the ones with the mum pocket.
16:22Fuck!
16:25And hands up in the ass, and everybody down, and one, and pose, and pose, and pose.
16:33And hands up behind the head, elbow to the thigh,
16:37and three, and four, well done, five, you're late, seven, eight, one, and two.
16:44Frankie, Frankie, Francis, wiki wiki, if you can't find your five, and I'm really deeply concerned
16:51about you, and one, and two, and three, and four, watching and push, watching and push, and one,
17:00and two, and three, and four, five, six, seven, eight, eight.
17:08What?
17:09What?
17:10She's gonna kill you.
17:11Uh, not if her dress kills me first.
17:13You look like a vagina.
17:15Darling, darling, darling.
17:16This isn't just a dress, it's a gown.
17:21Vagina is in.
17:23Actual fashion is out!
17:33Ooh, they look young.
17:38Ah! Fucked at all!
17:43Well, let's all act like Frankie today, shall we?
17:47Oopsie, silly me, ruined all the pies.
17:50In fact, I always ruin everything.
17:52I have no idea why.
17:54It definitely isn't because I'm drunk and high all the time.
17:59And thank God someone else will clear up after me like they always do.
18:02If only I would listen to the people that actually want the best for me.
18:05I wouldn't be such a desperate, disgusting parasite!
18:13Up and down and be finished!
18:19Hi!
18:20I am so bushed.
18:22See you next week.
18:24Namaste.
18:25Namaste!
18:29Thank you!
18:29Where the fuck is all my shit?
18:31Chill, it's okay and I thought that you understood.
18:34So this is community living and we all share here-
18:38Fuck off with your community bullshit.
18:40Hey.
18:40It's no big.
18:42I'll get it.
18:44I'll get you your shit back.
18:47Oh good.
18:48Okay.
18:49You feel better?
18:56Make it quick, I'm busy.
19:01Calls are made in here.
19:02We'll see ya.
19:22We'll see ya.
19:23I'm actually a pretty fucking good cleaner Katara.
19:25You okay?
19:26Alright, I need you to get her out of here.
19:28What now?
19:29Yes!
19:29No, not now.
19:30Jesus!
19:30I cannot with her.
19:31Okay.
19:32Alright, let's go for a kick.
19:33Oh, you have a pie with me?
19:34All good.
19:35You have a pie with me?
19:36Okay, I'll tell you what.
19:37I need my stuff.
19:38Yeah, we'll go grab it.
19:39We'll go grab it.
19:42You've reached Emma.
19:43Please leave a message.
19:50She must be at work or something.
20:16Look!
20:18Come on, Pam!
20:20No!
20:21What the hell?
20:24She's pretty creepy shit!
20:26Yes!
20:34You look back!
20:37You look back!
20:39Yeah, hi, I need a fire engine!
20:48It's out!
20:4967 Logan Park, man!
20:53Frankie!
20:54Frankie, help!
21:01No!
21:02No!
21:03No!
21:04No!
21:11No!
21:18What the fuck is going on?
21:20No!
21:23No!
21:29Don't ask if you don't wanna know
21:37No!
21:39Yeah!
21:40No!
21:40No!
21:40No!
21:40No!
21:43No!
21:43I'd love her on the edge, yeah.
21:49When you feel so alone inside of mine
21:56When your dreams have a flow of mine
22:03I take one and a fall so deep
22:10If I never weep her
22:14At least I'm falling asleep
22:20Frankie!
22:31Can't handle it, huh?
22:33My dreams have a flow of mine
22:39I take one and a fall so deep
22:41You killed someone, Frankie!
22:44It's this or prison.
22:46Joyce is yours.
22:47If I never weep her
22:49At least I'm falling asleep
22:55When you feel so alone inside of mine
23:03When your dreams have a flow of mine
23:08I take one and a fall so deep
23:16If I never weep her
23:20At least I'm falling asleep
23:22If I never weep her
23:28For my life
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