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The Boys S05E06
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00:00:11This virus kills just Homelander, or every suit?
00:00:14Don't know, but we'll have a laugh finding out, won't we?
00:00:16But if Homelander got his hands on some V-1, then theoretically, he'd be like Soldier Boy.
00:00:20Immune to the virus, maybe even immortal.
00:00:22I want our entire pharma division working on nothing but recreating the V-1 formula.
00:00:28Vought destroyed the original formula. That could take years.
00:00:31Do you have V-1?
00:00:32I don't, but Bombside does.
00:00:34That piece of shit's still alive.
00:00:35Clara Vought's name came up.
00:00:37I guess we're related in more ways than one.
00:00:39Where is she?
00:00:40Dead.
00:00:40Suicide.
00:00:41Bullshit.
00:00:42Homelander is an open baby book, but Soldier Boy is tricky. I need you to read his mind.
00:00:46I say it.
00:00:47Hallelujah!
00:00:51You send an eel to ass-murder Adam Bork?
00:00:53This is gonna happen now.
00:00:54You fucking do whatever I say, whenever I say it.
00:00:57You know who this is?
00:00:58This is a legend.
00:00:59I was balls deep in Golden Geisha, and Marlon Brando was apparently balls deep in me.
00:01:05I was visited by an angel, and she foretold my destiny.
00:01:09And what is it?
00:01:10I'm the savior of the world.
00:01:25How lucky can one guy be?
00:01:28I kissed her and she kissed me.
00:01:32Like the fella once said, ain't that a kick in the head?
00:01:39The room was completely black.
00:01:43I hugged her and she hugged back.
00:01:46Thanks for visiting VMC Theatres, where it's always a super day for the movies.
00:01:54Hey, I see you're putting Fanta in the water cup, you little bastard.
00:01:58You gotta pay for that.
00:02:00Dude, you were supposed to refill the popcorn machine an hour ago.
00:02:04I was just gonna do it.
00:02:07Relax.
00:02:12You know what the smell reminds me of?
00:02:15Miriam Leibovitz.
00:02:17I met her at a B'nai B'rith Purim carnival, and I shoved my grager up her hamantashen to
00:02:23catch my drift.
00:02:26We fucked.
00:02:27Just don't forget to clean out the nacho cheese spigot.
00:02:30Yes, boss.
00:02:37Hey, thanks for visiting VMC Theatres, where it's always a super day for the movies.
00:02:41Can I interest you in one of our new deep popcorn buckets?
00:02:46Chet Vanderbilt, huh?
00:02:48Yes.
00:02:49It's my totally legit and believable real name.
00:02:52You're a hard man to find.
00:02:54Well, can you blame me?
00:02:57Fought would bury me under all the fucking dirt that I got on them.
00:03:00So maybe you don't get a job at a vault movie theater?
00:03:04What?
00:03:05The leave show business?
00:03:09We need to talk.
00:03:13Tana!
00:03:14You're going on a break.
00:03:17We come to VMC Theatres to laugh, to cry, to see our biggest heroes on the biggest screens.
00:03:25And to get a complimentary deep popcorn bucket with every large combo meal.
00:03:30Because we need that.
00:03:32Every dang one of us.
00:03:34The indescribable feeling we get when the lights go down and we go someplace we ain't never been before.
00:03:40In here.
00:03:41We're not just...
00:03:42We're looking for one of your old bump buddies.
00:03:44Bombsite.
00:03:46I wish I could help.
00:03:48Our noses haven't crossed in years.
00:03:49Heard he got clean.
00:03:50Still.
00:03:52You gotta be able to get a message to him.
00:03:54Nah.
00:03:55Even if I could.
00:03:55Which I can't.
00:03:58He...
00:03:58He's not a shitbag bear you wanna poke.
00:04:01If we don't get to him first...
00:04:03Homeland is gonna get the V1 that we're pretty sure bombsite's holding.
00:04:08V1.
00:04:09We destroyed all those doses.
00:04:13Are you shitting me?
00:04:17What in other than they told Homelander about V1?
00:04:19Doesn't matter.
00:04:20Point is, Homelander finds it, it's game fucking over.
00:04:24Ah, Marvin.
00:04:25A year ago, I had a good thing going.
00:04:28My penthouse was paid off.
00:04:30I got the best table at Elaine's on two minutes notice.
00:04:33And then Homelander starts his fucking purge.
00:04:36My accounts are frozen.
00:04:37I'm living off day-old noir nuggets out of the freezer here.
00:04:40You getting to a point?
00:04:41My point is, I'm full of shit sandwich.
00:04:44Thank you very much.
00:04:48Let me make this clear.
00:04:49You want to help us, or I'll cut your fucking balls off.
00:04:53You sound like butchering now.
00:04:55You know that?
00:04:56It's not a great look for you, kid.
00:05:01Having said that, I do still need my balls for stuff.
00:05:08All right.
00:05:10Fuck it.
00:05:12I guess we'll poke the shitbag there.
00:05:23Hopefully, the 35th try is the charm.
00:05:27Hmm.
00:05:44Hey, you want to see me, boss?
00:05:47Is he supposed to be bleeding out of his ass like that?
00:05:50Ideally, no.
00:05:52Yo, you guys seen Firecracker?
00:05:54She's going to come on the pod.
00:05:57Firecracker has moved on to a better place.
00:06:01Orlando?
00:06:04Oh.
00:06:05Oh, shit.
00:06:06Oh, no.
00:06:08Why?
00:06:08What happened?
00:06:09We just don't have any more room in the boat for, uh...
00:06:13Non-believers.
00:06:15I'm on the boat.
00:06:15I like boats.
00:06:17Mean boats are like that.
00:06:18Sir, I...
00:06:19I believe in you, sir.
00:06:21I...
00:06:22Which is why we have an important job for you.
00:06:25Some protesters have blocked a new Vought petroleum pipeline in the Bering Sea.
00:06:30Right.
00:06:30The one in Africa.
00:06:31Just off the coast of Alaska.
00:06:33Anyway, when we announce Homelander as our lord and savior, the Saudis are gonna feel some big feelings.
00:06:41OPEC will completely cut off the supply of oil to the United States.
00:06:44We need that pipeline fully operational, and those protesters gone.
00:06:49Gone?
00:06:49I got you.
00:06:50No.
00:06:51Uh, you will shoot a PSA.
00:06:54Announcing the pipeline is safe, and fish love it.
00:06:57You know, it's just the fish, they don't love pipelines.
00:07:01In fact, they kinda fuckin' hate them.
00:07:03Thought you were on the boat.
00:07:06So what's more important, Homelander or some fuckin' grouper?
00:07:13Homelander.
00:07:14Homelander.
00:07:14Of course.
00:07:15Yeah.
00:07:15I'm on it.
00:07:24I can't seem to replicate the V1 formula.
00:07:28I'm sorry.
00:07:30There's no way Frederick Vaught is smarter than you.
00:07:36Keep swingin'.
00:07:37You'll get there.
00:07:51Once there was a revolutionary who roamed the hood, challenged the man.
00:07:56They called him a loked-out troublemaker, but he wasn't making trouble.
00:08:00He was teaching love.
00:08:02For America.
00:08:03Come home.
00:08:04As our very own American prophet, Homelander, delivers his weekly sermon, streaming live every Sunday.
00:08:10Come home.
00:08:12We can't do this.
00:08:13We can't do this.
00:08:14Just, just fuckin' know.
00:08:18I told you, Huey.
00:08:19Soon as the German's ready, we go.
00:08:21And according to Frenchie, it's ready.
00:08:23Oui.
00:08:23Monsieur Jean-Luc Coutet, but I beg you.
00:08:27You got a way in?
00:08:28I snuck in and out of that church more times than I can count as a teenager.
00:08:31Time is set.
00:08:3324 hours.
00:08:36All right.
00:08:38Good.
00:08:39Stick it somewhere close to the altar.
00:08:42Nice and quiet light.
00:08:44Then, right in the middle of Homelander's, lead us in the temptation, deliver us from evil bollocks.
00:08:49It'll spray fresh pine sand and a big dose of killjuice.
00:08:53Cunt drops dead forever and ever.
00:08:55Amen.
00:08:56You don't have to enjoy it so much.
00:08:59Though I beg to differ.
00:09:01I am just asking you to wait for a little bit longer.
00:09:04We can still get the V1.
00:09:05Yeah, and so can he.
00:09:07That's a risk we can't take.
00:09:08We're out of time, mate.
00:09:11Right?
00:09:15Surprise, surprise.
00:09:17Butcher.
00:09:18I've had anal warts I've been more excited to see.
00:09:21Ah, so your head's still up your own ass, is it?
00:09:23Let me ask you, did you pay extra for this dead raccoon smell?
00:09:27Closest hideout we had to you.
00:09:29Starlight.
00:09:30Well, what a pleasure indeed.
00:09:34You remind me of a young Ursula Andress.
00:09:37Timeless beauty.
00:09:39She pissed on me once.
00:09:40Yeah, he's a charmer, but you can help us find Bombsite.
00:09:44Yeah, well, see, that's, okay, that's the trick.
00:09:47Uh, if Bombsite doesn't want to be found, you can't, you can't find him.
00:09:51So what, you gotta, you gotta go sideways.
00:09:53You gotta go through his lady.
00:09:55Golden Geisha.
00:09:55Golden Geisha?
00:09:56Well, that name doesn't sound racist at all.
00:09:58Golden Geisha had a very steamy fuck scene with Erica Strada in Operation Orient.
00:10:03Very progressive for the day.
00:10:05But hey, if anybody can get a message to Bombsite, yeah, Goldie can.
00:10:09And where can we find the old slag?
00:10:11Well, Goldie's had some health issues lately.
00:10:13She moved into the Villages.
00:10:15Vaught Villages.
00:10:16Mm-hmm.
00:10:17It's a retirement home for Supes.
00:10:19If it's Vaught, then they have tight security that you can get in and keep a low profile.
00:10:22There's the Pope shit in the woods.
00:10:24I want to come.
00:10:25Can I come?
00:10:25Oh, yeah.
00:10:26It'll be a treat for you.
00:10:27See what real stars look like.
00:10:28All right.
00:10:29You two sort the church.
00:10:30We'll have a word with Geisha.
00:10:32See if we can find that V1 before the Cape Cunt.
00:10:34Happy Gov?
00:10:35Um.
00:10:36Yep.
00:10:36He's happy.
00:10:37All right.
00:10:37Let's get cracking.
00:10:42Hey.
00:10:42Guys.
00:10:44I need you to promise me that we will find that V1.
00:10:49Petit TV.
00:10:50I promise you.
00:11:01We had a deal.
00:11:03One, I was drunk.
00:11:04Two, I never agreed to shit.
00:11:06She did.
00:11:07Reading Homelander or Soldier Boy's minds?
00:11:10If I wanted to commit suicide, I'd asphyxiate myself.
00:11:13At least then I'd get off first.
00:11:14And oh, yeah, there's the tiny little detail of you trying to bring on the fucking apocalypse.
00:11:18I offered you a spot in my bunker.
00:11:21I'm VP.
00:11:22Do you know how bad it would look if the world ended on my watch?
00:11:26I need to know if you're in.
00:11:28Or if I need to move to plan B.
00:11:30How about plan go fuck yourself?
00:11:32Okay.
00:11:34People are so predictable.
00:11:38Plan B it is.
00:11:53What the fuck?
00:12:00What did you do?
00:12:01Chloroform.
00:12:02It's quiet.
00:12:04Madam Vice President, is everything all right in there?
00:12:07Apocalypse or no, I need your help.
00:12:09Homelander cannot become immortal, so send me agents a lot.
00:12:13Madam Vice President.
00:12:14Uh, I'm fine.
00:12:15I'm fine.
00:12:16I just stubbed my toe.
00:12:18Walking around as people do.
00:12:21Do you need assistance?
00:12:22No.
00:12:22Nope.
00:12:23I am all good.
00:12:24So just stand down and stand by.
00:12:27Confirmation code.
00:12:28Ginger snap.
00:12:33You don't think they could tell?
00:12:35No.
00:12:35No, you did good.
00:12:36Okay.
00:12:37All you have to do now is be in the room and read Soulja Boy's mind.
00:12:44I'll take care of the rest.
00:12:46Fuck.
00:12:48I don't care how they did things on the reservation.
00:12:51You're in the big city now.
00:12:53Here, I'm the chief.
00:12:55These smell smoke.
00:12:56That's crazy.
00:12:57I don't smell anything.
00:12:58Sir, there's a fire at the old mill.
00:13:01You know what?
00:13:02You're going to do all right here, chief.
00:13:05Great spirits say, let's get rolling.
00:13:19What does that smell?
00:13:21It's like hand sanitizer and lasagna?
00:13:23That's what death smells like.
00:13:26See the blonde over there?
00:13:27I fucked her in 74.
00:13:30Got me in the mile high club.
00:13:32No plane.
00:13:33How is this low profile?
00:13:34I have fucked or been fucked by 80% of these people.
00:13:37There is not a pair of loose lips in the bunch.
00:13:40Not in the faces anyway.
00:13:42But yeah, listen, you know me.
00:13:44I don't like to kiss and tell.
00:13:49Oh, G-49.
00:13:51G-49.
00:13:52Son of a whore.
00:13:54Need bees.
00:13:56Goldie.
00:13:57Look at you.
00:13:58Just as beautiful as that triple banger we had in Marsha Mason's triple banger.
00:14:03There aren't enough rubbers on earth for me to fuck you again.
00:14:07Just here to talk.
00:14:08She with you?
00:14:09Kimiko, hi.
00:14:10Wow, I'm a fan.
00:14:12Big fan.
00:14:13Huge fan.
00:14:15Oh, I see you had yellow fever.
00:14:17Baby, I got all kinds of fever.
00:14:18I'm the United Colors of Fever.
00:14:20I don't want to fuck him.
00:14:21He is old and disgusting.
00:14:23Okay, you know I can hear you when you say that, right?
00:14:25What the fuck do you want?
00:14:26We need to talk to Bombsite.
00:14:29Get out.
00:14:30Goldie, come on.
00:14:31Don't Goldie me.
00:14:33You come in here and you bring him up.
00:14:35Well, listen.
00:14:36There was a time you and Bombsite were tighter than Woody and me before...
00:14:40Soon-y.
00:14:41You must have a number, at least.
00:14:43Well, I don't.
00:14:44I haven't seen him in years.
00:14:45So kindly fuck off.
00:14:47I have a game to win.
00:14:48Are they bothering you, Goldie?
00:14:49No, we're not bothering anybody.
00:14:52Yes, they really are.
00:14:53We wouldn't be asking if it wasn't important.
00:14:56Okay, all right.
00:14:57Take it easy there, hot flesh.
00:15:00So, Geisha told me to eat her golden ass.
00:15:02I dined at that establishment back in 78 and the service was great.
00:15:08They all batch nearly 80 and you can't make a talk.
00:15:10We were surrounded.
00:15:11They might be old, but they still have powers.
00:15:15I didn't want to hurt a bunch of old people.
00:15:17Well, that's just a thing, isn't it?
00:15:19They aren't people, are they?
00:15:24Look, if she won't get on board, we wait till she's alone.
00:15:28Yeah.
00:15:28A sleep in a room, nip in, grab her, chuck her in a van.
00:15:31Take her someplace quiet, make Bombsite come to us.
00:15:34No, no, no, no, no, absolutely not.
00:15:36You lay your finger on Goldie, Bombsite's never gonna help you.
00:15:39Oh, bollocks.
00:15:40As soon as he twigs, she's in trouble.
00:15:42You'll come right in.
00:15:42Those are my friends in there, and I know you, Butcher.
00:15:45There's no way this doesn't end bloody.
00:15:47A week from now, all them geysers,
00:15:51be pushing daisies anyway.
00:15:54The fuck does that mean?
00:15:56What is your...
00:15:56Marvin, talk some sense into him, would you?
00:15:59Butcher's the only one making any sense right now.
00:16:02What has happened to you, kid?
00:16:04It's like you've gone crazy.
00:16:05The whole world's gone crazy.
00:16:07I'm just catching up.
00:16:09Go fuck yourself.
00:16:11Go back to butter and popcorn.
00:16:13Better than turning into whatever the fuck you're turning into.
00:16:17Pathetic.
00:16:21Great news, my fellow eco-warriors.
00:16:24Vaat Petroleum has an all-new offshore pipeline in Alaska
00:16:27that will bring patriotic energy independence to our proud nation.
00:16:31Isn't oil bad for the environment?
00:16:33No.
00:16:34Oil is all-natural and organic.
00:16:37It comes from the earth.
00:16:38And if we don't use it,
00:16:40then all those dinosaurs will have died for nothing.
00:16:43And my coral friends just can't wait to build their reefs on the new pipeline,
00:16:46which will provide low-income housing for our most vulnerable fish communities.
00:16:50And most importantly, I swam down there and inspected the pipeline personally.
00:16:55It's completely safe.
00:16:57And you have the deeps green guarantee on that one.
00:17:08Okay.
00:17:11Good to go.
00:17:12Hey, do you think we could wait here for a few minutes?
00:17:18Okay, so that one, it's like a rabbit, but it's got way too many feet.
00:17:22Really?
00:17:23See a frog eating a dick.
00:17:25This is definitely in my top five.
00:17:29Top five what?
00:17:32Things to do with you.
00:17:34You're saying that like this is the last time we're going to get to do this.
00:17:41Hey, listen to me.
00:17:43The guys are going to find bombsite.
00:17:45They'll get to be one.
00:17:46You're not dying.
00:17:48We will have plenty of time to look for filthy shapes in the clouds.
00:17:53God, I don't know where it comes from.
00:17:57This unshakable hope.
00:18:02Whenever I get upset as a kid, which was a lot,
00:18:07my dad would always say,
00:18:09you know, son, life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react.
00:18:16And that was infuriating.
00:18:18But then I spent a year in an internment camp
00:18:21and I had no control over anything.
00:18:24I just lay there at night just
00:18:28so fucking angry
00:18:31hearing my dad's voice in my head.
00:18:35But then I finally understood what he meant
00:18:38because the only thing I had left was
00:18:41hope
00:18:44and it is
00:18:46really fucking hard to hang on to,
00:18:48but I
00:18:50I'm trying.
00:18:53I think
00:18:55you might be low-key,
00:18:57the strongest person I know.
00:18:59I prefer high-key.
00:19:01but thank you.
00:19:07Look, it's Big Bird eating a dick.
00:19:12You see an unsettling amount of dicks up there,
00:19:14I'm just saying.
00:19:18Why am I at a call sheet for some church bullshit tomorrow?
00:19:22Someone has to cover for Firecracker.
00:19:24Unless you're too busy helping Homelander find V1.
00:19:30We're nowhere on the V1.
00:19:32Huh, really?
00:19:34Nothing but dead ends.
00:19:35Look, keep me posted.
00:19:37Makeup is gonna need you in the chair, 6 a.m.
00:19:40They can feather my nut hair.
00:19:42I'm busy tomorrow.
00:19:50Holy fuck.
00:19:51The inside of his head.
00:19:52That was terrifying.
00:19:54I'm not kidding.
00:19:55I think I just shit Ashley's pants.
00:19:56They have a lead on V1?
00:19:57Yes.
00:19:58Some guy named Bombsite,
00:19:59whose Soldier Boy hates.
00:20:01Homelander has all of crime analytics looking for him,
00:20:03with orders not to tell you.
00:20:05Where's Soldier Boy's head in all this?
00:20:06You were right.
00:20:07He's thinking about helping Homelander.
00:20:09Like, he's kind of proud of him,
00:20:11but he doesn't want him to know that he's proud of him.
00:20:15So what's the plan?
00:20:16Don't worry.
00:20:16Saw this coming a mile away.
00:20:19It's handled.
00:20:22By the morning, V1 will be toast.
00:20:24Where are you going?
00:20:26I've got to cut my tracking chip out.
00:20:28Never come in here again.
00:20:30It's time for phase three.
00:20:32Wait, but what should I...
00:20:33Are you really just leaving me here?
00:20:39Fuck.
00:20:44What's got you looking blue, little lady?
00:20:46G-Bombsite.
00:20:47It's just, Henry's noticed that I've put on a few pounds.
00:20:51Getting hefty, are you?
00:20:52Yeah, you must not be using Vought brand weight-controlled tablets.
00:20:56Just take one with breakfast.
00:20:58Or better yet, instead of breakfast.
00:21:01Our patented methamphetamine formula will melt away that ugly belly fat
00:21:05and give you pep in your step.
00:21:07Is that a Spombsite?
00:21:09Henry will be thrilled.
00:21:11You said he will.
00:21:12You said he will.
00:21:13You said he will.
00:21:13Oh, shit.
00:21:16Hey, Goldie.
00:21:20Night-night.
00:21:21Oh, my God.
00:22:00Not so fast, white man.
00:22:11This one's for you, M.
00:22:13Fuck you.
00:22:23Oh, my God.
00:22:46No, he'll kill him.
00:23:01What is taking you so long?
00:23:19You sure this is the right address?
00:23:22I'm sure.
00:23:24Well, there's no sight of bombsite or fucking anyone.
00:23:28Maybe crime analytics got a bad tip.
00:23:41Come on, rub it.
00:23:42Rub it with your stump.
00:23:44Oh, yes.
00:23:54What the fuck was that?
00:23:55I can't explain.
00:23:57That was Clara.
00:23:58You told me she killed herself.
00:24:00She did.
00:24:00After Ryan did that to her.
00:24:03It's his fault.
00:24:03So then what?
00:24:04You locked her in your apartment like some kind of amputee fuck doll and filmed her for kicks?
00:24:08No, no, no.
00:24:10It wasn't like that.
00:24:11I did everything I could to keep her alive, to make her happy.
00:24:21Just listen to me, okay?
00:24:23It wasn't all like that.
00:24:29I couldn't let her go.
00:24:32I didn't know how.
00:24:36Because I loved her.
00:24:40And so did you.
00:24:44You're goddamn right I loved her.
00:24:47But she wouldn't want us fighting over her.
00:24:49Don't fucking tell me what she would want.
00:24:51You knew her for five minutes.
00:24:52I was with her for decades.
00:24:55Hold on.
00:24:55Hold on.
00:24:56Hold on.
00:24:57Set up.
00:24:58Someone's trying to separate us.
00:25:01This has been plen-
00:25:03Fucking Sage.
00:25:05It's Sage.
00:25:07You see?
00:25:08She's trying to screw with us.
00:25:10Oh, come on.
00:25:11I can't find the B-1 without you.
00:25:23Good.
00:25:26You don't deserve to live forever.
00:25:44Security cameras are looped.
00:25:56Who are they?
00:25:58It's almost every psychic in the country.
00:26:00What the fuck does Homelander want with all of them?
00:26:24Oh, my God.
00:26:26It's firecracker.
00:26:33Jesus.
00:26:34I mean, it had to be a Homelander, right?
00:26:39You'd think I'd feel relieved, but I just feel sad.
00:26:44I mean, she's a human being.
00:26:47Maybe that's why Homelander killed her.
00:26:53A fucking fax machine?
00:26:55Yeah, it's the last of the numbers she had for him.
00:26:58Oi.
00:26:59Twenty-three fucking numbers you had for bombsite, and they're all fucking shite.
00:27:03Do you know how to delete them?
00:27:06I was telling you the truth.
00:27:08I have no idea where a bombsite is or how to reach him, so just let me go.
00:27:12Come here, go.
00:27:13Keep an eye on her.
00:27:21What the fuck do we do there?
00:27:23Fetch her supplies and put her screws to her.
00:27:26She knows more than she's not alone.
00:27:29Oh, she doesn't.
00:27:31I'm sorry, but she's not that good of an actress.
00:27:34He's right.
00:27:36Oh, I know.
00:27:37Billing switches sides in the final hour.
00:27:40What a twist.
00:27:42Shock that never happens.
00:27:44But unclench those assholes, fellas.
00:27:46I'm here to help.
00:27:47I'm a free agent now.
00:27:48Came alone.
00:27:49You can shoot me in the heart whenever you like.
00:27:51That's a good idea.
00:27:53That would go against our mutual interests.
00:27:57Which is?
00:27:58Stopping a petulant, laser-eyed narcissist from also becoming immortal.
00:28:03I want him dead.
00:28:04As much as you do.
00:28:05You spent the last couple of years building Homelander up,
00:28:08and now you want to tear him down?
00:28:09Why the fuck should we trust you?
00:28:11You can't trust me.
00:28:12Honestly, you shouldn't.
00:28:13But you will.
00:28:15And why would we do that?
00:28:17I know Campbell and Starlight are headed to plant your little virus.
00:28:21You can trace anyone.
00:28:22You know what to look for.
00:28:23And you baboons, you leave a trail of banana peels wherever you go.
00:28:27I could have stopped you.
00:28:28I could have killed you.
00:28:30But I didn't.
00:28:32That virus is going to wipe out the fucking lot of you.
00:28:36And you don't strike me as a suicide type.
00:28:40I will be in my nice, quiet bunker reading Wiccan's sign in peace.
00:28:44Well, that is.
00:28:45Unless that bleached, blonde baby gets his hands on V1 and survives.
00:28:51You must have realized by now Granny out there has no clue how to contact Bombsite.
00:28:56But I do.
00:28:59And I can get him here.
00:29:02So, let me help.
00:29:08Earlier today, there was a catastrophic failure of a Vought Petroleum Pipeline,
00:29:12resulting in a significant amount of crude oil spilling into the Bering Sea.
00:29:17Sorry, I'm just shaking off a migraine.
00:29:19But your mind is still an open book, Chad.
00:29:21Yes, the spill was larger than Deepwater Horizon.
00:29:24Much larger.
00:29:25No, Jimmy.
00:29:26We don't know when the rupture will be sealed.
00:29:28I'm hearing weeks at least.
00:29:29And yes, this pipeline was Deep's baby.
00:29:32Rest assured he's got the situation completely under control.
00:29:34I can't breathe.
00:29:36I can't breathe.
00:29:43Jeremy?
00:29:45No!
00:29:46No!
00:29:47No!
00:29:49No!
00:29:49No!
00:29:49Jeremy!
00:29:52I can't breathe.
00:29:53No, no, no, no.
00:29:53He's not breathing.
00:29:54No.
00:29:57Kevin?
00:30:00I can't hear me.
00:30:02Can you hear me?
00:30:03We know, Kevin.
00:30:06We know it was you.
00:30:26Why are you so certain Bombsite will come here?
00:30:29If I sent you a picture of Kimiko tied up, you'd hop here.
00:30:33As fast as your froggy little legs could take you.
00:30:35Park Geisha over there and keep an eye on her.
00:31:00I wanted to say, I'm very sorry about this.
00:31:07I watched every episode of Undercover Geisha when I was a kid.
00:31:10I loved it. Even the parts that were ridiculous, racist stereotypes.
00:31:16It meant so much to see someone who looked like me on TV.
00:31:21We...
00:31:22We watched with Japanese subtitles. It's how I learned English.
00:31:26If you're such a big fan, let me go.
00:31:29Usually, but we cannot.
00:31:32Not until we get the V1 that Bombsite possesses.
00:31:34Wait. That's what you're after.
00:31:37V1?
00:31:41What's so funny?
00:31:44I'll tell Bombsite to just give it to you.
00:31:46I sure as hell don't want it.
00:31:51He stole the V1 for you.
00:31:54So you two could be together forever.
00:32:01But you didn't take it.
00:32:05I said no.
00:32:07Which is why he left.
00:32:09I guess, for him...
00:32:12Watching me get old was too painful.
00:32:17I'm sorry, I do not understand.
00:32:19Why won't you take it?
00:32:21To live forever.
00:32:25Maybe torture.
00:32:30We're both so young, you wouldn't understand.
00:32:33Maybe I would.
00:32:40Summer is only beautiful.
00:32:43When you know winter's coming.
00:32:59Is this how you feel?
00:33:00Is this how you feel?
00:33:07Annie and I talked about it.
00:33:11We'd have to...
00:33:27Neither of us wants to die, but...
00:33:31I don't want to be vampires either.
00:33:38I'm sorry.
00:33:40I hadn't, uh...
00:33:42It's okay.
00:33:44We're both willing to do it anyway.
00:33:47For you.
00:34:06Jesus Christ.
00:34:07Yep, it's pretty much what he was going for.
00:34:14Do I even need to say, be careful?
00:34:17It's okay.
00:34:17It won't go off until the timer does.
00:34:20I think.
00:34:26I think.
00:34:42Starlight.
00:34:44I was wondering who befouled the security cameras.
00:34:47Hi, Aaron.
00:34:48It's been a while.
00:34:49The Lord is working in his most mysterious ways this evening.
00:34:54I didn't think I would ever see you in a house of worship again.
00:34:58Yeah, well, I didn't think I would ever see you meet riding Homelander so hard, but...
00:35:02I guess we're both just full of surprises, aren't we?
00:35:05Take it you're not here to repent?
00:35:07No.
00:35:07I'm here to talk sense into an old friend.
00:35:11You did that for me, do you remember?
00:35:13When, um...
00:35:14Alex and I were gonna get those matching tattoos and you talked us out of it.
00:35:17Tramp stamp crucifix is a bit of a mixed message.
00:35:20Especially on a shit-faced 15-year-old.
00:35:23But if memory serves, you weren't so grateful at the time.
00:35:27Yeah, you know, it's hard to hear that you're making a mistake you could regret for the rest of your
00:35:31life.
00:35:34But...
00:35:36I...
00:35:37God, I wanted your approval so badly back then.
00:35:41You know, you were like a cool older brother that I never had.
00:35:45And...
00:35:46You weren't cynical, like Ezekiel.
00:35:50You...
00:35:52You believed.
00:35:55I still do.
00:35:57In Homelander?
00:35:59Come on, Aaron.
00:36:01You know, I started preaching when I was nine years old.
00:36:04That moldy tent in Greenwood.
00:36:07And people would come and beg me to pray for them.
00:36:13Heal their illness.
00:36:15Look after their children.
00:36:17Get them a job.
00:36:19And I raised my hands in prayer for each of them.
00:36:24Those prayers went unanswered.
00:36:28Nobody was listening.
00:36:31God checked out.
00:36:33Homelander is standing in front of us.
00:36:35He's not asking for blind faith.
00:36:37And when I talk...
00:36:39When I talk, he listens.
00:36:41God is supposed to be selfless.
00:36:43Okay, Homelander?
00:36:45Homelander doesn't care about anyone or anything outside of himself.
00:36:48He may be imperfect, but he...
00:36:49He brought this church up out of ruin.
00:36:52He fights back against the secular forces corrupting this nation.
00:36:55He killed Firecracker, and you're delusional if you think he won't turn on you.
00:36:58Firecracker was a non-believer.
00:37:00He brought his wrath upon herself.
00:37:03I am not afraid to stand before Homelander's judgment.
00:37:12But you didn't sneak in here to argue about dogma, did you?
00:37:18Oh, Annie, I am sorry.
00:37:22I really did like you.
00:37:48Stop!
00:37:51You know what this is?
00:37:53I open it.
00:37:54You're dead in 30 seconds.
00:37:56You're dead in 30 seconds.
00:38:01So is Annie.
00:38:03No.
00:38:06She already took the antidote.
00:38:10You didn't go to all this trouble just to waste that on me?
00:38:13Nope.
00:38:15But I will.
00:38:19Unless you let her go.
00:38:30Don't be a stranger, Annie.
00:38:32Room for everyone in our flock.
00:38:42Authorities are calling it the worst environmental disaster in U.S. history.
00:38:46An estimated 2.5 million gallons of crude oil have already...
00:38:50Plenty of fish in the sea, bro.
00:38:54But most of them are fucking dead.
00:38:59You think a fish holocaust is funny, bro?
00:39:02Uh, yeah.
00:39:03Payback's a bitch, bitch.
00:39:07What's that supposed to mean?
00:39:08It means I flew up to Alaska, swam down in your dumb pipeline and punched a hole in it.
00:39:13It wasn't even that hard.
00:39:15That shit is really poorly built.
00:39:17What?
00:39:19Why?
00:39:20You killed Adam Bork.
00:39:22So I killed a bunch of porpoises or whatever.
00:39:25Now we're even, Steven.
00:39:28I killed...
00:39:29I killed one...
00:39:32I killed one dude!
00:39:33You killed 1.4 billion fish, motherfucker!
00:39:36One human being who was a national treasure asshole, not just some stupid fish!
00:39:44They were my friends.
00:39:48Sucks to suck, dipshit.
00:39:51Stop!
00:39:52Loser!
00:39:54So let's record this stupid fucking thing.
00:40:21You were never my bro.
00:40:23Bro.
00:40:47Oh, God.
00:40:52Oh, God.
00:40:57Oh, God.
00:41:00Oh, God.
00:41:00Oh, God.
00:41:02Oh, God.
00:41:03Oh, God.
00:41:08Hey!
00:41:09Some kid shit on the floor in the men's room.
00:41:11Again.
00:41:11Ugh.
00:41:13Terrific.
00:41:27Bubbler.
00:41:28You might not remember, but we actually met back in the day.
00:41:32You must have been yea high, but you know what?
00:41:34I...
00:41:35I saw greatness in you.
00:41:37Even then.
00:41:37No, I don't remember that, Chad.
00:41:41I did.
00:41:43Um...
00:41:43Um...
00:41:44We needed to talk in private.
00:41:47Okay.
00:41:49I...
00:41:49I take it you saw the security footage from the old folks home?
00:41:54And you probably got the very reasonable impression that I'm somehow working with Butcher and them.
00:42:00Uh...
00:42:02But...
00:42:02Honestly, fuck those guys.
00:42:04Fuck them.
00:42:05I'm on you.
00:42:05I'm on team you, big guy.
00:42:08And...
00:42:08And...
00:42:09I'll gladly tell you anything you want to know.
00:42:17Great.
00:42:19That's great.
00:42:28Tell me something.
00:42:29Hmm?
00:42:30You got all this figured out, but you still end up trapped in a bunker eating canned tuna and Chef
00:42:34Boyardee?
00:42:35Ooh.
00:42:35Crunchwraps.
00:42:36Please.
00:42:37And, uh...
00:42:38Solitude?
00:42:40It's all I ever wanted.
00:42:42Since way before Homelander knocked on my door.
00:42:45It's...
00:42:45It's gonna be magnificent.
00:42:48You're fucking crazier than I thought.
00:42:50And I thought you were fucking crazy.
00:42:51Sorry.
00:42:52Are you not working day and night to drop a genocidal virus?
00:42:56Yeah, but I ain't gotta enjoy it.
00:42:58I just gotta do it.
00:42:59Don't pretend you're better than me.
00:43:02Enjoy it, don't enjoy it.
00:43:05Still mass murder.
00:43:08At least I'm honest about it.
00:43:27Right on cue.
00:43:29Right on cue.
00:43:43What?
00:43:44Glad you could pop in.
00:43:46Get the fuck away from her.
00:43:47You're pretty spry for a hundred years old.
00:43:49When you blow your load, is it just a puff of dust?
00:43:52You motherfuckers.
00:43:53I'm gonna rip every one of you to pieces.
00:43:56Try it.
00:43:59And you'll be wiping your better halves better half off your fucking face.
00:44:06Now, how's about we just cool our jets, and you and I have a little chinwag like proper gentlemen?
00:44:27No one here.
00:44:28I grant you it looks like that, yeah, but...
00:44:30This is their hideout, so I'm sure there's plenty of clues all over here.
00:44:35Here you go.
00:44:37No, no, well, this is nothing, but...
00:44:40No, they have to have left something behind.
00:44:42You know?
00:44:49It's not nothing.
00:44:51It's a Taco Bell receipt.
00:44:53No.
00:44:54This is sage!
00:44:55Taunting me.
00:44:56Okay.
00:45:07This makes no sense.
00:45:09This makes no sense.
00:45:12This makes no sense.
00:45:15You...
00:45:16You said I would get the V1.
00:45:19You said I'd be a god.
00:45:21Did I do something wrong?
00:45:22Did I fail you?
00:45:24I did everything you asked me to.
00:45:26I gave my boy up.
00:45:29Please, don't leave me here to just rot.
00:45:31Don't...
00:45:32Just...
00:45:32Let me become nothing like him.
00:45:38Please.
00:45:41I gotta assume...
00:45:44The only reason you're saying all this stuff is you're...
00:45:49You're not gonna let me walk out of here alive, are you?
00:45:53Yeah.
00:45:55Okay.
00:45:57Yeah.
00:46:01All right.
00:46:02Look.
00:46:03Kid.
00:46:04I...
00:46:05I...
00:46:05I've been around a long time, and I...
00:46:10This is just how it goes.
00:46:12You know all those old Supes at the home?
00:46:15Every one of them had their moment in the sun, and they all thought it was gonna go on forever.
00:46:20And every one of them got shoved out in the end.
00:46:25They all got shoved out.
00:46:27All of them.
00:46:29And I know what I'm talking about.
00:46:33I did the shoving.
00:46:36I mean, look at Goldie.
00:46:38One minute, she's on the set of Undercover Geisha, getting finger popped by Lorenzo Lamas.
00:46:44And next, she's shilling for Vought Alert necklaces and Activia poop yogurt.
00:46:50Geisha sells Vought Alert necklaces?
00:46:52Guess you don't watch your own news channel.
00:46:55Point is, look, there comes a day...
00:46:58I got shoved out, too.
00:47:00Never saw it coming.
00:47:01Did not see that coming, and I fought it like hell.
00:47:04But in the end...
00:47:07Bupkis.
00:47:09There's a natural order to things.
00:47:12And the more you fight the inevitable...
00:47:16The more the inevitable just...
00:47:18Cunt-punts you.
00:47:24Yep.
00:47:30You're not scared of me.
00:47:33No, I'm not scared of you.
00:47:35I...
00:47:36I feel for you, kid.
00:47:38I do.
00:47:41I mean, you're a fucking whack job.
00:47:44But, you know, that's talent.
00:47:47So...
00:47:49No surprise there.
00:47:54So, there you go.
00:47:57Do what you gotta do.
00:48:06You can go.
00:48:10I can go.
00:48:11Leave.
00:48:12No words.
00:48:12Just go.
00:48:13Now.
00:48:14Go.
00:48:15Now.
00:48:15Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:48:34How can I help you, sir?
00:48:36I need the tracking coordinates for a VOD alert necklace.
00:48:46Look, all we're after is the V1.
00:48:48You hand that over, and we all go home happy.
00:48:55I can't.
00:48:58Robbie.
00:48:58No.
00:48:59You'll change your mind.
00:49:01I've watched enough friends get old and die to know.
00:49:04You'll change your mind.
00:49:05I'm sorry.
00:49:07But I won't.
00:49:10That doesn't mean we can't be together.
00:49:14We've wasted years already.
00:49:24If I gave it to you, what would you do with it?
00:49:28We will destroy it.
00:49:31She's right.
00:49:35It is a curse.
00:49:40No.
00:49:41Listen, mate.
00:49:42You can sort things out with a missus later.
00:49:46But you ain't leaving here with her shine.
00:49:48Well, you think I'm stupid enough to bring it with me?
00:49:50You're exactly that stupid.
00:49:52You thought Geisha's life was in danger.
00:49:54You brought the V1 to save her.
00:49:55It's the bolt in your left pocket.
00:50:05That's not enough to make that magic, you're right.
00:50:10It's the bolt in your right pocket.
00:50:11It's the bolt in your right pocket.
00:50:14Hey!
00:50:16Oh, don't work.
00:50:22Oh, I'm bad.
00:50:25What do you do with the Ridenoff?
00:50:25Oh, I'm bad.
00:50:25Oh, I'm bad.
00:50:26Oh, my God.
00:50:26Oh.
00:50:26Oh, my God.
00:50:26Oh, my God.
00:50:27That's nothing he wanted.
00:50:32No.
00:50:33Oh, my God.
00:50:47Fuck
00:50:48Let's go
00:51:01Please
00:51:03Don't
00:51:05They kidnapped you
00:51:07I don't want anyone else to get hurt
00:51:09Because of me
00:51:27Hiya, Robbie
00:51:28Ben
00:51:29The fuck is he doing here
00:51:30I texted him
00:51:32He's here to help
00:51:33We don't need that motherfucker's help
00:51:35Those two crackers
00:51:36Have been at each other's throats
00:51:37For 80 years
00:51:39It's their bone
00:51:40Let the old dogs fight over it
00:51:45You know how long
00:51:46I've wanted to smash in
00:51:47That pretty face
00:51:48Buddy the queen
00:51:49Sat on this face
00:51:51It's a national fucking treasure
00:52:02Why the fuck do you trust him?
00:52:04There's no one who hates
00:52:06Homelander more right now
00:52:07Would you be sure?
00:52:09Because people are fucking predictable
00:52:24God damn it
00:52:26God damn it
00:52:47Thank you
00:52:49Well, I don't know
00:52:51As the matter is
00:52:53It's a baby
00:52:54That's a very funny
00:52:55I don't know
00:52:55I don't know
00:52:56You know
00:52:56I don't know
00:52:57You know
00:53:06I don't know
00:53:24God damn it, I hate flying!
00:53:33Tough skin or not, I could still break your fucking neck!
00:53:36Ben! Stop! Please!
00:53:46God damn it.
00:53:57I can't give it to you.
00:53:58Goldie doesn't even want to take it.
00:54:00Then maybe someday I'll find someone who will.
00:54:01You're always gonna fuck it up with Goldie anyway.
00:54:04You could never hold down a girl.
00:54:06It was either a smack needle up your dick or-
00:54:09Having to stand next to you?
00:54:12You were everyone's favorite from the start.
00:54:15Especially Clara.
00:54:17Everything they wanted us to be.
00:54:19Everything they were working towards.
00:54:21They saw it in you.
00:54:24I fucking hated you for it.
00:54:28No.
00:54:30No.
00:54:31No, it wasn't everything Clara wanted.
00:54:35I didn't know how to be.
00:54:37But you loved her.
00:54:42What wouldn't you give to have her back?
00:54:45Forever.
00:54:50I really fucking hate you.
00:54:52No shit.
00:54:55But we don't have to kill each other.
00:54:58I can take away your immortality.
00:55:01And your powers.
00:55:03You won't have to live forever alone.
00:55:06And you and Goldie can-
00:55:08Spend whatever time you have left like you want.
00:55:14Why would you do that for me?
00:55:17I'd do it for the V1.
00:56:07What the fuck is that?
00:56:14Come on.
00:56:30Come on.
00:56:33This is the first time I've seen my blood and-
00:56:39I can't remember.
00:57:08Don't.
00:57:09Don't I don't want to fight you
00:57:19You know Clara used to say the craziest shit that I was the strongest soup alive the ultimate expression of
00:57:28what we could be
00:57:32But she was wrong
00:57:38She hadn't met you yet
00:57:54No
00:58:02I don't understand he wasn't supposed to it's impossible
00:58:10When you hate me
00:58:13I loved her more
00:58:17And this is what she would want
00:58:55Run
00:58:57No!
00:59:27No!
00:59:58No!
01:00:27No!
01:00:57No!
01:01:29No!
01:02:03No!
01:02:33No!
01:03:03No!
01:03:33No!
01:04:03No!
01:04:27No!
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