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07:25I was there at your little fuck show last night
07:27See, the second you walked in the door
07:29You signed the death warrant for everyone inside
07:31We already picked off two
07:33But we still have another two to go
07:35That's a lot of overtime for us
07:36I don't like that
07:37I had to cancel my mani pedi
07:39You understand?
07:40My time is money
07:42Maybe you fucked her
07:43Maybe you didn't
07:45I don't have time to care
07:46A sex club where the gift is being spread
07:49Is my worst case scenario
07:53Don't kill me, please
07:54I didn't know
07:56Nuts and nails, Nate
07:58Please
08:01Help!
08:04Please
08:10No
08:13Yeah
08:14Another problem?
08:16This Condé Nast situation
08:18Has become a scorching fucking hemorrhage
08:22They have a live infected specimen at NIH
08:25And we can't have that, can we?
08:27No, we cannot
08:30You need to make it a dead one
08:37The FBI is all over this
08:39There's one agent specifically
08:41Anything else?
08:43Maybe I should do a blindfolded
08:44While juggling knives on a unicycle
08:46With speed comes mess
08:48His name is Madsen
08:51Cooper Madsen
08:52He's currently in New York City
08:59Well
09:03You're off the hook now, baby boy
09:05No, no, please, please, please
09:06Stop
09:09Please, please, please
09:10Stop
09:11Stop, please
09:23I still don't understand why you didn't call me
09:25Any idea how worried I was
09:28I'm sorry
09:29I just
09:31I just panicked
09:32Jordan
09:34It's me
09:35That's what made it so complicated
09:39Well, because you got all this from fucking?
09:42Well, I
09:44I mean, I think
09:45I got it that way
09:48Do you think you were targeted?
09:50I don't know
09:52I woke up and he was gone
09:55Without a trace
10:08Was he wearing protection?
10:12I'm your partner
10:13I'm not your child
10:14I'm not trying to shame you
10:15I'm trying to understand
10:17Oh, feels like shaming
10:20Okay
10:22So let's say you didn't get it
10:23Because you came into contact
10:24With foreign bodily fluids
10:25And he dosed your drink
10:27Or sprayed some kind of aerosol
10:28Fine
10:30But that doesn't really vibe
10:31With how we've seen this thing work
10:35God, I'm so fucking stupid
10:37I just
10:38I saw that guy
10:40And he was hot, you know
10:41So I
10:42Wanted him
10:43I just
10:48We all make mistakes
10:52I was being selfish
10:57It gets worse
11:00And after I felt like I was literally burning alive
11:03I left the hotel and
11:07That first wave of panic
11:09Passed
11:13For a moment
11:14I liked the new me
11:18A lot
11:19I mean, you finally feel seen
11:22Admired
11:24Even a little invincible
11:28I mean, here I was
11:30With some life-altering crisis
11:32A fucking infection
11:34Yet being out in the world
11:35No one knew
11:36Because of how I looked
11:40In fact, they treated me like
11:42I'd won some kind of lottery
11:47But then
11:49They stopped seeing me
11:52And they started seeing this
11:56Object
12:04Something they could buy
12:05Or win
12:06Or just
12:07Take
12:12And then I started to hate it
12:17I hated myself forever
12:18Enjoying it in the first place
12:20I mean, how weak
12:21Could I be?
12:22How fucked up am I?
12:24It's not just you
12:26Everyone wants beauty
12:28It's the oldest, purest form of currency there is
12:31I don't want any of this
12:34Was I so bad before?
12:38You were always beautiful
12:41Yeah
12:41Well
12:44Reading social media
12:45About to turn 40
12:47Didn't really feel that way
12:49To me
12:52You were always beautiful to me
13:02Look, I know I got a stupid
13:03Boob job and stuff
13:07It was only after I turned
13:09And I realised I couldn't go back
13:10But I realised
13:11I
13:16I liked the old me
13:30The old you was perfect
13:33And this one is too
13:37This one's just
13:40Different
13:47How do you feel?
13:51Actually
13:53Fucking incredible
13:54Really?
13:55Mm-hmm
13:56It's the best I've ever felt
13:57Fuck
13:59My knees are jealous
14:08We're gonna make sure
14:09It stays that way
14:15You think I'll
14:17End up like the others
14:19Those
14:20Models who literally exploded
14:21I think it's best
14:22We don't waste a lot of time
14:23How long?
14:25I don't know
14:28Doing the math on the others
14:30A figure, a year and a half
14:32Maybe two
14:35Have you talked to anyone else
14:37Since you've been back?
14:38Family?
14:39Friends?
14:39Uh, no
14:40You're the first place I went
14:42Good
14:42Don't contact anyone
14:43I think I need to go to the authority
14:45That's all on our team
14:46No
14:46No
14:47They'll quarantine
14:47They'll treat you like a fucking lab rat
14:50Until we can get a handle on this thing
14:52You're not talking to anyone
14:55And you're staying with me
15:06Okay, so
15:07No ID
15:08No passport
15:11New face
15:13And everything else
15:16How'd you get back here?
15:18Oh, I just
15:19Blew a couple of TSA folks
15:20And they want me right on
15:21Ah
15:21Looks like she got a jokes upgrade too
15:25I've been an agent for 15 years, Coop
15:27Seriously, don't think I know
15:28A couple shady guys with planes
15:30That like having a fair day
15:31Them a favor?
15:32Can't wait for that to bite us
15:33In the ass later
15:38Coop
15:40Hey, hey
15:43We should maybe hold off
15:46Do we know it's safe?
15:50Right?
15:52Right
15:56Yeah, I wasn't thinking
15:57Sorry
16:18Where'd you get that?
16:20My face and my body changed
16:21Not my instincts
16:27I'm left, you're right
16:51I'm left, you're right
17:19Why is this happening?
17:43Okay, so everything is confirmed
17:45For the weekend at the colony
17:46Right?
17:47Yes, sir
17:47All guests should be arriving
17:49Within the next 24 hours
17:50Perfect
17:51And there's no cold feet
17:52Or any other bullshit
17:53All systems are go, sir
17:55But due to the intensity
17:56Of the procedure
17:57Three days of cutout time
17:58From your schedule
17:59Have been recommended
18:02That's fine
18:03Look, this shit is gonna work
18:05Right?
18:06Like, it better
18:08Okay?
18:09Because you've been on an exclusive payroll
18:11Since COVID
18:12So
18:13A full presentation of what to expect
18:15Will be made upon arrival
18:16But yes, we expect
18:17A very successful experience
18:19Good, good, good
18:21Are there any additions
18:21To your medical file?
18:22No, no allergies
18:23Or new medications
18:24Correct?
18:25Look, my assistant Tina
18:27Will send all that over to you
18:28We've had trouble
18:29Getting a hold of her this evening
18:32Oh, yeah
18:33Uh, well
18:37Yes
18:39Yes
18:39Yes
18:42Sir?
18:43Sir, are you there?
18:45Yeah
18:46Yes
18:47Uh, I will deal with Tina
18:52And you double-checked with them
18:55That they are aware about my B-allergy
18:57You're not allergic
18:58You're just afraid
18:59No, that's what everybody says
19:01But that's hang on
19:02Raul, stop
19:02Wait
19:04Stop
19:04Really?
19:05Yes
19:05Like I'm just some chick
19:07Who works the corner?
19:08What, Fran?
19:09She watches the front camera
19:09Like a hawk
19:10She does it just to give me shit
19:15Un-fucking-believable
19:18Fuck
19:59I can tell if you're lazy or you just don't care
20:02Your assistant wears a very cheap perfume
20:07Some kind of talcum powder-based nightmare aroma
20:12From the local Sephora
20:17I can smell it on you, dear
20:19And from the scent wafting off of you
20:22What's what?
20:23Your third drink?
20:26I gazelle martinies to try to forget you exist
20:30Sadly
20:31It numbs the pain
20:32But it doesn't blot you out of existence
20:41Look, I'm flying to New York in the morning
20:44Oh no, absolutely not
20:47Not tomorrow
21:16You have obligations
21:18Just to feel better
21:24Look, I hate your fucking guts
21:26And you hate mine
21:27And we can't get divorced
21:30Because we have too much fucking money
21:33And to lose any of it
21:35Would be such sweet sorrow
21:41But I'm bringing you something you're gonna like, mama
21:44Is it self-driving software
21:47That can't tell the difference between a mailbox and a person
21:52Or an algorithm that drives teen girls to eating disorders
21:57No
22:00Generational biotech
22:02So powerful it'll make medicine obsolete
22:06Come on, Franny
22:08When have you seen me this excited about something?
22:10You should try it
22:10Imagine if I can see just a glimmer of your glory years again
22:16Maybe I wouldn't have to hire any more slutty assistants
22:21The idea of the slightest physical contact with you
22:26Makes me swallow my own vomit
22:30Okay, well, what about me?
22:33I have to watch you waddling around in your breezy caftans
22:38Barely disguising a body that's built like a sack of holiday hams
22:44Mr. Horrifying monster of a human being
22:50I spent all my life chasing beauty, perfection, diet, trainer, needle, scalpel, elixirs, cleansers
23:01I thought he would make me feel good, healthy and happy and content
23:06He would help me find a kind of mate
23:08That would help me build a life I wanted
23:11The life that I deserve
23:12And then one day you wake up
23:14And you realize that you are the dog that caught the car
23:17And your dream life
23:21Is actually
23:24My golden prism
23:39Maybe it's time to burn it all down
23:44You're fucking psychotic
23:48Yeah, burn it, go ahead
23:51Yeah, go ahead, burn it, burn it
23:52Burn the whole fucking thing down
23:53Burn the whole fucking house down
23:55I might do just that
24:01Once I learned that beauty is the answer to nothing
24:05I became the happiest I've ever been
24:10I tell you
24:12I am
24:13I am
24:15If you don't know
24:19I am
24:22You win
24:23You, you Prop?
24:24I am
24:24Oh
24:31I am
24:32I am
24:33I am
24:34I am
24:48¡Gracias!
25:19Do your fucking job, I don't want to have to tell you again
25:24What, you can't open the fucking door for me?
25:26Get my fucking bags
25:54Keep it warm, Josiah
26:02Ha, ha, ha, ha
26:28Ha, ha, ha, ha
26:29Ha, ha, ha, ha
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30:55Increased cardiac capacity, lean muscle with 6% body fat, bone density increased, faster brain synapses.
31:03Maybe your dad chain smoked during family road trips, who cares?
31:06Mom chased pills and vodka while pregnant with you? Irrelevant.
31:10Serious question. Am I going to have like a huge cock? Not that I need it.
31:17Aesthetically perfect in every way.
31:19It took four operations and a few gallons of saline, but I already have the tits of a 25-year
31:26-old. What happens to them?
31:27Any non-biological items will dissolve during the rebuilds. You think they are great now. Just wait until tomorrow.
31:35And there's not a stitch or a scar involved in all this?
31:50One intravenous injection.
31:52Oh, come on!
31:53No, no, no, no. I don't like it.
31:55It's just bullshit. But this is way fucking nuttier than I realized.
32:00Talk side effects.
32:01Are we the guinea pigs?
32:05Some acute initial discomfort, sure.
32:08But that will subside as your body adjusts.
32:16All of our work is available for your perusal.
32:19However, I wouldn't recommend running to the FDA with this.
32:22Well, that's reassuring.
32:24Well, if it works, who gives a shit?
32:27How many people know about this?
32:29No one outside of this room.
32:31All the data and the final formulation resides here.
32:35And only here.
32:37Lab techs are compartmentalized.
32:39They don't know what the main objective is.
32:41Like a fine watchmaker, I task them with building parts.
32:44Then I construct the final product.
32:47So what you're suggesting is that immortality is possible
32:52if we just take this special miracle juice.
32:56Those concepts are for storybooks and movies.
33:00Our science is an antidote.
33:03To what?
33:05To the limitations of being human.
33:16Great.
33:17Let's get poked.
33:44Let's get poked.
33:47Let's get poked.
33:54Let's get poked.
33:55Let's get poked.
33:56Let's get poked.
33:56What?
33:57What in the fuck are you wearing?
34:01It's my Burning Man outfit.
34:03I'm a burner.
34:05I mean, it's cool, right?
34:07Okay.
34:12Welcome.
34:14To the first day.
34:17The best day
34:18of the rest of your lives.
34:21You'll notice
34:22you've got care packages
34:24that will help you through this process.
34:27I'd save that for post-injection.
34:30There are
34:31gallons of spring water here.
34:33And if you need more,
34:35just ask.
34:36Why would we need to drink more than a gallon of water each?
34:41Privacy, Mr. Forrest.
34:43Remember, what we are doing here
34:45is built on deep trust.
34:46Yeah, I just had some unfinished business.
34:52That stays here.
34:53It's personal stuff.
35:02Take your cleansing wipes.
35:04They're found in the white containers
35:05to your left.
35:06Pick an arm.
35:07Any arm.
35:08And swab the injection site.
35:14Nice.
35:15Get it good.
35:15Now.
35:21Your dose.
35:30Okay.
35:32Nice.
35:33Thank you.
35:52My last Botox
35:54stung more than that.
35:57I don't feel shit.
35:58I don't...
36:06I don't...
40:17Ray
40:21Ray
40:23What are you doing?
40:25You're afraid
40:28You're afraid your monster is going to kill its creator
40:33No, no, no, no, no, please
40:36Just because there's been a disaster
40:41Doesn't mean we cancel our insurance policies
40:46Walk
40:50Walk
40:54Walk
40:56Let's take a walk, Ray
40:59Let's take a walk
41:38Walk
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