00:11Are you concerned that maybe you're losing touch with reality, ma'am?
00:17I don't want you to take a movie.
00:19Hello?
00:19Hi, Trish.
00:20What are you doing here?
00:22What do you mean?
00:23It's not here?
00:23Yeah.
00:24We're here to shoot the show.
00:26Uh, no, you're not.
00:29So then this is real?
00:31Yeah.
00:34You're at, you're, I think you're having maybe an existential crisis then.
00:40Is Trish actually mad at you?
00:42She's furious.
00:44What do you mean?
00:46Everyone's here.
00:47If I can just cook for like two hours?
00:49You cook in there.
00:51They're outside.
00:55They're outside.
00:56How are we going to get shooting?
00:58Figure it out, Mr. Big Time Hollywood.
01:01Okay.
01:01There's literally 30 pounds of meat in my car.
01:04Why?
01:05You call yourself an executive producer?
01:07I don't call myself an executive producer.
01:08I am an executive producer.
01:09You don't check your email?
01:11What the fuck does it say on the statutes?
01:14Look, so here's a window.
01:16You can maybe like put your knee on this.
01:19I have everything that we need and he's not letting us in the house.
01:23Mr. Hollywood's back.
01:25Go get him.
01:26Don't send your kids to bully me.
01:28He's not bullying.
01:30People want Jessica Dash.
01:31They've been waiting years.
01:33I don't care.
01:36I think it's great that you love that show, but I don't want it here anymore.
01:41We agreed on this.
01:43Like, I'm not coming back with these cars and you guys.
01:51No.
02:02Okay, what are we doing here?
02:04Sean!
02:06Just walk around the house.
02:07This is fucking so stupid.
02:09This is your plan.
02:11Well, what else am I supposed to do?
02:13You guys are all here.
02:13Like, what am I supposed to do?
02:15What are you making today?
02:16I'm going to just make a breakfast burrito.
02:19This is what you open with after three years?
02:20Yeah, what do you want?
02:22I got two hours before Trish comes back and literally, we need to be gone, guys.
02:27You're telling me that you're going to clean up after?
02:29You said this last time.
02:30All the shit had to get wiped down after.
02:34Yeah, wiped down.
02:34I can wipe down.
02:35I can wipe down.
02:37We'll do a big cleanup.
02:38We'll do a big.
02:40What have you been up to lately?
02:42A lot of tuxedos, a lot of red cartel, a lot of shoulder rubbing.
02:46You know, me and Meryl, really tight.
02:50Oh, into a pan.
02:52Medium.
02:53Let's say medium-high heat.
02:54Are people still saying stuff like that?
02:56What did I see?
02:57I saw Joaquin Phoenix, you know?
03:00Brad Pitt walked by my table, said, what up?
03:04Have you met Grover?
03:05Have I met Grover?
03:06No, I haven't met Grover.
03:07Grover's like pork.
03:09This is what I'm saying.
03:11What?
03:11We got jalapenos, we got hot peppers, we got sweet peppers, we got onions.
03:16We're going to saute this, cook this down a little bit.
03:20Makes you cough.
03:21What?
03:22I'm coughing out here for a minute.
03:23Yeah, we're getting the coffee.
03:25We need hash browns.
03:27We got hash browns.
03:28Can you see me?
03:29Hello?
03:29I'm hitting the window here.
03:31Oh, this is awkward.
03:33This is really inconvenient.
03:35This is not a perfect situation.
03:39I'm not going to an Airbnb right now.
03:45They're struggling.
03:46They're struggling?
03:48I can't see anything up there.
03:50What's up there?
03:52What's up there?
03:53What's up there?
03:55I don't know sometimes.
03:56We got to make a salsa.
03:58What's happening?
04:01Okay, the onions are done.
04:04What are you making?
04:06I'm going to make a green salsa.
04:09Okay.
04:10I'm going to make like a nice celery, like a green salsa.
04:14Yeah, like celery, what else?
04:17We got celery.
04:20Yeah?
04:21Cut up some peppers.
04:25And then we're going to do some water.
04:27I don't think a lot of people are making like a celery heavy salsa.
04:31So let's see.
04:31I've never made it before.
04:33Okay, Ben.
04:33We're over here.
04:35If I unplug...
04:36Fuck you.
04:37What is this?
04:38Okay.
04:38Fuck you, Ben.
04:47Look at this.
04:48Oh, mama.
04:48See?
04:49Look.
04:49Oh, boy.
04:51We just make an incredible sauce.
04:54You got to climb.
04:56You got to get on your belly and climb under.
04:58You got to grab some rope.
05:00I'm back, baby!
05:03Life's an obstacle course.
05:05What are you just...
05:06You just stop?
05:07Look around?
05:08This is a Maddy-ism.
05:10You just say a bunch of stuff in a row, eh?
05:12I can say what...
05:14Yeah, I just say stuff in a...
05:15Yeah.
05:19What I'm saying makes sense.
05:21It's a celery forward salsa verde.
05:26You're taking a break from, like, award ceremonies?
05:36Win any Webby Awards lately?
05:38Like, what are we talking about here?
05:39So good.
05:42So good.
05:42Thanks.
05:43I went all the way over there, and all she gave me was a so good.
05:46What?
05:46I literally vibrated.
05:48I hope she brings her A-game.
05:49Like, this is serious.
05:50Have you seen her A-game before?
05:53No.
05:54That's what I mean.
05:55Bring it.
05:55Try to get some heavy cream first thing in the morning?
05:57See, you've done well.
05:59Coattails are strong.
06:00You're holding on.
06:01Like, she's been working really steady.
06:02She's been doing lots of content.
06:03I saw the other day...
06:04She just put up a video.
06:06She did something with, like, fake chicken.
06:07She's doing good.
06:08Look at this fucking guy.
06:09He looks like a fucking cop.
06:11Morning.
06:12How's your self-defense, Andy?
06:14It's good enough.
06:15It's good enough?
06:16What happens?
06:17There's somebody in the back seat.
06:18They got the fucking...
06:21They got the...
06:22What's the stuff that makes you...
06:23Andy, what's the stuff that makes you, like, you can pass people out to kidnap?
06:28Huh?
06:28Fluoriform.
06:29Why does he know that?
06:30Why does he know that?
06:32You see what he looks like.
06:33That's what, like...
06:35Unabomber.
06:36You know?
06:37School shooters.
06:39Look like Andy.
06:41You ever see that movie Civil War?
06:42See, he wants his country back.
06:44You know?
06:45That was on the...
06:46He was waiting for me to ask.
06:50Disgusting.
06:51Just to know off top, like, chloroform...
06:54What are you?
06:55What are you talking about?
06:56One of the camera guys.
07:00So you take a quarter pound of butter.
07:02And then we're going to put in four slices of cheese.
07:08Ten eggs.
07:10And you want to be able to put this on heat, off of heat, on heat, off of heat.
07:14To create a curd.
07:17And to add salt?
07:19Michelle?
07:20Are you watching?
07:21I can't see anything.
07:23We're going to cover this in cheese on the top.
07:25Are you vaping in my fucking window?
07:27Dude, you're trying to get me killed.
07:29And you blow vape in my house so my kids can turn to fucking mutants.
07:35You're a piece of shit.
07:40So stupid.
07:41Can I get that cheese in there?
07:44Look.
07:46Oh, nice, yeah.
07:49A fair bit.
07:51Fair bit.
07:51Yeah, this is the right amount.
07:53Would you say that it's equal parts cheese and egg?
07:58Or...
07:59Because I have to write the recipe.
08:01Yeah, the recipe is very simple.
08:04Ten eggs.
08:05Quarter pound of butter.
08:06Unsalted.
08:07Four slices of American cheese.
08:11Half a pound of cheese.
08:17Those eggs are crazy.
08:20These eggs are crazy.
08:21This is just cheese.
08:23This is cheese with egg.
08:25I think I put too much salt in these.
08:27These are salty.
08:28Fuck!
08:29You guys need to help me.
08:30I'll come and help.
08:32Are you coming in?
08:34Don't break my fucking windowsill.
08:35Hey.
08:37Shoes off.
08:38Come on.
08:39God, see this.
08:40She's going to see her shoe prints.
08:43Well, I'm taking them off.
08:44Well, they...
08:45What did they say?
08:46Oh, God!
08:46It's a whole production.
08:47Why are the kids screaming?
08:48Why are the kids screaming?
08:49Where'd they learn that from?
08:50Literally a shoe print.
08:51There's evidence.
08:52Gosh.
08:53Do you see what happens?
08:55What are we going to do?
08:56Tell her?
08:56No, when she comes home, I'll just...
08:58We're going to be gone.
08:58We have to be so gone.
09:00Okay, there's a science to this.
09:01First, get...
09:02These are the biggest tortilla shells I guess we can get.
09:05I still think that Trish is going to know.
09:07That's not great for us.
09:08Here we go.
09:09Cheese.
09:09It needs more cheese.
09:10The eggs are crazy.
09:12Go take a bite of the eggs.
09:13The eggs are crazy.
09:15It's just...
09:16It's just cheese.
09:17What?
09:19The eggs are crazy.
09:20It's salt, Bob.
09:22I know.
09:23That's why I thought I salt...
09:24I seasoned it twice, I think.
09:25I honestly think I seasoned it twice.
09:27That's why I was asking you.
09:29It's okay.
09:30It's going to be delicious.
09:31There's literally no other salt in...
09:33Yeah, don't put salt on anything else.
09:36I feel there's a rhyme or reason to how these are built,
09:38but I'm thinking this is going to be good.
09:40Okay, chorizo down.
09:45Onions and peppers.
09:51Stop it.
09:52It's not even a wrap.
09:53You made it too full.
09:58You still have to put the eggs.
10:01Watch.
10:03You know what I'm going to do?
10:04Watch.
10:05I'm going to watch.
10:11This is the breakfast burrito.
10:13What do you mean?
10:16You're going to put more cheese?
10:17Can you tell me that you're going to be up after?
10:19Do you need my...
10:21Can I have...
10:22Wait.
10:23I made a large burrito,
10:25and I think that was the right amount,
10:27but I think...
10:28I think really large tortillas are hard to come by.
10:37Look, here.
10:38Look.
10:38We just need...
10:39We'll just...
10:39We're the night.
10:40Here.
10:42You're looking...
10:42Watch.
10:43There's only that.
10:44Okay, hold on.
10:46Whoa.
10:51Watch.
10:56Yeah, I think you need a bigger burrito.
10:58Like, if you guys can find a really large tortilla,
11:00like a 36-inch tortilla,
11:03that's what you're looking for.
11:10And I'm sorry to everybody.
11:12I'm sorry.
11:13I'm in the middle.
11:14I'm sorry to Trish and my family.
11:16I'm sorry to Tort and the crew.
11:19Look at that.
11:19I genuinely thought I was on vacation.
11:22Right.
11:23You thought it was next week.
11:24Look.
11:25We're not done yet, though.
11:27I still gotta wrap it, okay?
11:28I don't know.
11:29I don't check my emails.
11:30Sure.
11:31Slap on my wrists.
11:33But, like, Trish is mad at me.
11:35Everyone else is mad at me.
11:36One breakfast burrito!
11:38Up!
11:39And I'm in the middle,
11:40but I'm still gonna try to make just a dash.
11:42Oh, that's nice.
11:43It's steamy.
11:46Dude.
11:47Right?
11:49Yeah.
11:51Look, a little dip.
11:54Dude.
11:55Now look at the dip.
11:57Really good system we got here.
12:01Okay, can I try?
12:15I'm the best.
12:17I made the best breakfast burrito I've ever had.
12:20It was incredible.
12:21Did you see the sauce?
12:22Mm.
12:23Did you see the eggs?
12:25Mm.
12:27Mm.
12:29Just a dash, it's truly the greatest thing I do.
12:32And we're gonna show the world what Just a Dash is about.
12:35You know what I love?
12:35What do you love?
12:36The multi-layer tortilla.
12:38Yeah, I know!
12:39And we're gonna roll it up,
12:40and we're gonna shove it in our asses,
12:42and we're gonna spray it around town.
12:44How much time do we have left
12:45before Trisha gets home?
12:47Five minutes.
12:49We have five minutes, for real?
12:51I think I'm just gonna leave.
12:56And...
12:56Like, uh, apology, or anything like that?
13:00That's...
13:00Uh, I left her the burritos.
13:04Love...
13:05You...
13:06Bye.
13:07Like, a burrito's yummy.
13:10I think that's the...
13:11That was the smart move.
13:12Uh, you know, good, bad...
13:16You know, we started from fucked, it seems,
13:19because I didn't look at my email.
13:21Trisha's coming.
13:23Trisha's here.
13:23Oh, my God.
13:37Sat alone in the darkness once again
13:43With all the songs we used to share
13:48I watched the lights shine on the streets
13:51That we once walked
13:55In the days you used to care
13:59Did you see that guy?
14:00Actually, what I got?
14:01Dude, actually, it's crazy.
14:02I'm being serious.
14:02Yeah, I got one now.
14:03People have been coming on the property.
14:05Really?
14:05Yeah.
14:08He looks weak.
14:09Dude, he's not strong.
14:11He's not strong, but he's got a couple guns.
14:13He's got guns.
14:14Yeah, he's got a couple guns.
14:15And then I see another life call by the window
14:20As if I wasn't even there
14:27Thought that one day you'd be someone who could know me
14:33But now we're not anywhere
14:38Anywhere
14:38Anywhere
14:38I have aÎŁC
14:41I got a couple guns.
14:43Maybe I have two filters on the tile
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