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DTF St Louis - Season 1 - Episode 04: Missouri Mutual Life & Health Insurance Company
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00:08Why are you dressed like that? Like an umpire?
00:11Because I'm an umpire.
00:12What? What?
00:14Yeah, at Strohmeyer Park. Bronco Mustang games. I told you.
00:19When?
00:20Like last Saturday. I said I needed to pick up some part-time weekend work
00:25so we could get better plates and dishes for the household.
00:28You know, more grown-up furniture stuff for Richard and stuff.
00:31You don't remember me saying that? I told you.
00:32I told you I was going to pick up Saturday session.
00:35Right, and I said that that wasn't going to be enough
00:36and I was going to have to pick up some work nearby.
00:38You don't remember that?
00:40Okay, yeah.
00:41Okay. Hey, can you cancel the lawn maintenance guys today, please?
00:46Because we were supposed to do it last month and I just got another bill.
00:49Okay, yeah, I totally forgot to do it, so yeah.
00:51Yeah, because we have to start cutting all these, you know, all these things
00:54or we're never going to be able to get Richard into private school
00:57or do any of the things that we have to do.
00:59I'm totally going to do it today.
01:01Okay.
01:07Why umpire?
01:08Because it's right behind the house and it's $85 a game.
01:11I don't know much about baseball, but it's going to get weird. Whatever.
01:22Hey, it's cold up. Let's go.
01:25I'm waiting for you.
01:26You have to say play ball.
01:27For what?
01:29For like the game to start.
01:31Just start it.
01:32You have to say play ball.
01:34Play ball?
01:34No, not to me.
01:35It's like everyone.
01:40Hey, hi.
01:42Play ball.
01:44Not to each kid.
01:45Just yell it out to everyone.
01:49Play ball!
01:53So, um, the ump thing.
01:57You're going to be doing that for a while, huh?
02:00Yeah.
02:02We're in a new school.
02:04We're like three years away from even being able to make a deposit on that.
02:09And we still have to get the more grown up furniture set and stuff for Richard's room.
02:14Well, that was on the list for last year.
02:16For almost two years now.
02:19Oh, yeah.
02:20Cool.
02:23Cool.
02:24We'll just cut corners till then.
02:26Cool.
02:29So you're going to do the ump thing until then, huh?
02:35Yeah.
02:36Yeah, cool.
02:41Cool.
02:56So you don't honor that coupon?
02:59Uh, not on the sirloins?
03:01We, uh, we don't honor the exclude selected.
03:04Yeah, this doesn't apply.
03:08Okay, well then, no way Jose on the sirloins.
03:10Okay.
03:11Um, here, did you want to —
03:12No, it's worthless.
03:14Whoa!
03:14Whoa!
03:15Little man!
03:16What is this bullshit?
03:17$20?
03:17Dollars?
03:19Strike!
03:21Strike.
03:24Move it, Tuba.
03:26No way, Jose!
03:30Okay, you're okay.
03:32You're okay.
03:33Okay. Happy birthday.
03:36Floyd?
03:38Oh, no way, Jose.
03:40No, yes, yes, yes.
03:42They're very feminine.
03:46You're life-free, girl!
03:48We're almost there.
03:49In terms of getting nicer
03:51plates and bowls for the household
03:53and a more grown-up furniture set for Richard
03:55and bedding and stuff, you know?
03:57And the tuition.
03:59Hey, come on.
04:01We want to get there, right?
04:03Yep. Yes.
04:05Yeah, we want to get there, Floyd.
04:07I don't see why they want to just put that right on the coupon
04:09that it doesn't include Pop Sirloin.
04:11You know, we haven't paid his therapy bills
04:13for two months, so they've started
04:15sending letters.
04:17Have you noticed any change
04:19since therapy?
04:21Um, no.
04:23No, not really.
04:25Um,
04:27we've been talking.
04:30Richard,
04:31we've been talking.
04:34School's not really
04:35for him.
04:36Well, I mean, the vest.
04:38I don't think he's a vest.
04:41I just think people don't know him.
04:46If people knew him,
04:48they could like him.
04:52The new school.
04:54What a chance there could be
04:55for him.
04:58Yeah. Yes.
04:59So...
05:02I don't like Jose
05:03on these, okay?
05:09Okay.
05:10Okay.
05:24Okay.
05:26Okay.
05:27Okay.
05:32Okay.
05:36Okay.
05:53I mean, how did my son ruin all your milk?
05:59Is this Albertsons?
06:01Then don't you know how my son ruined all your milk?
06:07Fuck.
06:14Hey, Queese.
06:15Steven Queese.
06:16Hey, Carol.
06:17Hey, can I get my out money?
06:19We...
06:19You didn't get your out money?
06:21No, for three weeks.
06:22Three weeks what?
06:23I haven't been paid for three weeks, Queese.
06:25Come on.
06:26Shoot.
06:26Okay.
06:27Let me look into it with the league.
06:29Okay, thanks.
06:30That's 600 a month, right?
06:31Thanks.
06:32Where are you going?
06:34Uh...
06:35There's an issue with my son.
06:37There's...
06:37He did something with the milk at Albertsons.
06:39Mustang game.
06:40What?
06:41You're on the afternoon Mustang game?
06:43Rattlers versus the Comets?
06:45Field four?
06:45I just umped two games,
06:47and I gotta go pick up my kid,
06:48and my husband's away with his mother's.
06:50I'm on field three.
06:51That's the schedule.
06:51And...
06:52I can't pay you if you don't work the games you signed for.
06:59Wow.
07:00Okay.
07:02Play ball!
07:03Run!
07:04Run!
07:05Run!
07:06Run!
07:08Run!
07:09Run!
07:10Run!
07:11Run!
07:11Run!
07:23Run!
07:24Run!
07:26Run!
07:27Run!
07:30Run!
07:32Run!
07:32Run!
07:33Run!
07:35Run!
07:37Run!
07:38Run!
07:39Run!
07:40Hey, Carole Love.
07:41Hey.
07:43How's your mom doing?
07:45She's, um...
07:47pretty good.
07:50How are you doing?
07:55Um, uh...
07:58Okay. Can I talk to you for a second about one thing?
08:04What?
08:14The... um...
08:16The um what?
08:19The umpire gear
08:24around the house.
08:26Okay.
08:29So, in general, I'm really
08:32glad that you're doing it. I mean, Little League is a great place
08:36for kids to learn about Team Dynamics, also get some sunshine, so
08:39I think it's a really good idea that you're doing it.
08:42Why are you doing Uptalk?
08:43Doing what?
08:45Doing everything ends in a question.
08:46Doing kids are in the sunshine.
08:48Okay, I'm not.
08:49Okay, you are.
08:50Okay. Well, maybe I'm just, you know, maybe I'm
08:53a little nervous about, you know,
08:56saying that the umpire gear around the house...
09:00It makes it a little hard for me to get my engine revved.
09:04You know, it kind of, uh...
09:07Because it kind of neutralizes, uh, sexually.
09:09So maybe if there was more time around the house when we weren't an umpire,
09:14um, I thought it was important to share this, you know,
09:17so that our sex life can...
09:19Yeah, okay, thank you.
09:21Okay?
09:23Okay.
09:27Wow.
09:31Okay.
09:35Oh, I, uh, sent out some invites for a cornhole party.
09:39I'm jacked for you to meet my friend Clark,
09:42the weatherman guy I told you about.
09:44So...
09:46I'm jacked.
10:14I have a discount by Clark,
10:15the weatherman guy the room should drive up at the house.
10:33Osmani.
10:37Oh, my god.
10:42It was overwhelming.
10:42A Sati man.
10:42A Sati man.
10:43I'm a Instant Advysz door.
10:50I'm okay.
11:13Let the sunshine.
11:15Oh, let it shine.
11:18Let the sunshine in.
11:20Come on.
11:21Let the sunshine in.
11:23Everybody just sing along.
11:26Let the sunshine.
11:28Let the sunshine on the end.
11:30Let the sunshine in.
11:32Open up your heart.
11:34Let it shine on the end.
11:36And when you're lonely.
11:39Let the sunshine.
11:40Hey, let it shine.
11:42Let the sunshine.
11:44You got to open up your heart.
11:46Let it shine on the end.
11:48And when you feel like you've been mistreated.
11:51Let the sunshine.
11:52And the quitters turn it back.
11:54Come on.
11:55Let the sunshine.
11:56Just open up your heart.
11:59Let it shine on the end.
12:00You got to feel it.
12:03Let the sunshine.
12:04You got to feel it.
12:07Let the sunshine.
12:09Open up your heart.
12:10Let it shine on the end.
12:12You got to feel it.
12:15Let the sunshine.
12:16You got to feel it.
12:19Let the sunshine.
12:20When you open up your heart.
12:23You got to let the sunshine come on the end.
12:25I say no.
12:26Well, I say no.
12:27No.
12:52It's not always a big thing,
12:56but underwater demolition can get pretty dangerous.
13:05Sometimes with multiple blasts right in a concentrated area.
13:13Multiple blasts?
13:20You bet.
13:26Are you excited about the wine bike trip?
13:30Yes.
13:32It's gonna be...
13:3564, 65, you know.
13:39Perfect.
13:42Get outside of town in a bike group of nice people.
13:48You know, drink some wine, not too much.
13:52Just share that with someone special, you know.
13:59Don't make me over now that I do anything for you.
14:08Don't make me over now that you know how I adore you.
14:17Don't pick on the things I say.
14:21Perfect day.
14:25Oh my god.
14:26This is so...
14:27This one is so...
14:27Here.
14:28This is really fruity.
14:31There you go.
14:32Yeah, yeah, yeah.
14:32Is that good?
14:37Look at this.
15:01Pick your fave and we'll have it at lunch in the bistro.
15:05It's totally this one.
15:07Yeah?
15:08Yeah.
15:09Yeah.
15:13Perfect day.
15:16Perfect day.
15:18Now that you got me at your command.
15:21You remember when I was telling you that I frenched that guy?
15:27Accept me for the land.
15:30Accept me for the things that I do.
15:38I don't know if I want to do DTF anymore.
15:41I don't know, Clark.
15:43I mean, I...
15:45I don't know how to, like, be in that scene.
15:50Just in over my head with this one.
15:53Okay.
15:55I worry.
15:57You know, he knows that my heart wasn't in that French.
16:03I, uh...
16:05Maybe I hurt his feelings.
16:08I just...
16:10I worry.
16:11That night.
16:12So much.
16:14My thoughts swirl.
16:18Oh, God.
16:20This wine is my fave.
16:22Mm.
16:24Hey, so...
16:25So what are you worried about mostly?
16:28At night?
16:32Like, dying.
16:37Then my secrets are known.
16:41Like, why?
16:44Like, I owe, like...
16:47$48,000 easy.
16:49Probably more now.
16:51I mean, I don't even look at the tax bills anymore.
16:57And, like...
16:58That that's what I leave.
16:59Just that.
17:02It's, like...
17:03Not nothing.
17:03It's worse.
17:05Don't worry about Richard.
17:06Don't worry about Carol.
17:08And...
17:09You know, when you lie down in bed, you're...
17:11You feel like your heart's supposed to rest, right?
17:13Your heart's supposed to go, shh.
17:16And...
17:17Mind just races.
17:20It's like I got, like, a bird heart.
17:25How?
17:26They work so hard, you know, to fly.
17:29And their heart just, like...
17:32Racist.
17:34My heart's like that.
17:36It's like a bird heart.
17:38But I can't fly.
17:43Mm.
17:44Yeah, it's my fave.
17:47Richard has, uh, borderline personality disorder.
17:50Which means, like, impulse control is limited.
17:54Bad.
17:57Yeah.
17:59Public school is tough for him.
18:00There is another school.
18:02With fewer kids.
18:06And they all are, like, different.
18:09You know? Like him.
18:10And I lie in bed and I...
18:12Think, how could I afford this?
18:14And then I worry about it.
18:18And I can...
18:21You know, I could, uh, cover you with this.
18:26Help with these problems, these worries.
18:28No, man. No.
18:29Hey, man.
18:30At the gym.
18:32Be out the bee.
18:33Be out the bee?
18:34What do you like?
18:35I can help in life.
18:37The same way you helped me at the gym.
18:38I can help you get these bills down so you can sleep.
18:42Get you some insurance.
18:43You get some peace.
18:45You know, we...
18:46We hush that heart some.
18:49Hush my heart?
18:50Yeah.
18:51My bird heart.
18:52Yeah.
18:56I can help.
18:57With the tuition, too.
19:01I can help.
19:02Be nice to have a man heart again.
19:07I don't know.
19:10What is it?
19:12When I was a boy and I pictured myself as a man,
19:14I never pictured myself as a man asking another man for money.
19:17I pictured myself as a man parachuting out of an airplane
19:20with a machine gun in a time of war
19:23and all his war buddies, like, floating by him,
19:25going, like, you're a good leader, man.
19:28You know what I pictured doing as a man?
19:32What?
19:33Having a good friend and helping him when he needed it.
19:36And him helping me when I needed it.
19:40And I was happy.
19:44Take happy, Floyd.
19:48What's this tuition like?
19:50It's like four payments over the year,
19:53like, about $7,000 each.
19:55Something like that.
19:56Let's get him in there.
19:57I can cover you guys.
20:00You know?
20:02Then we'll see if it helps, and we'll take it from there.
20:04Hey.
20:09Hey.
20:12Be out to be.
20:17You have to be.
20:18You have to be.
20:22Hey, are you still crying?
20:24Just a little bit from happiness.
20:28Well, you are actually a little drunk now, so be careful.
20:36Hey, hey, hey!
20:37Oh, fuck!
20:41Yeah, the bike was dinged up, but I was all right.
20:43Did you guys have fun?
20:44You and Clark?
20:47Yeah, we had a blast, man.
20:49Hey.
20:51Thanks for asking.
20:55You know what?
20:56Let's take off a little early.
20:58I want to show you something.
21:01There's only, like, 12 kids per class, so you already know there's going to be less a-holes.
21:09How soon can I start?
21:11We'll pay tuition tomorrow, right after that.
21:15And the kids, they test smarter than at Collins.
21:18They're smarter, so we know you're fitting in better already, because you're smart as F.
21:26You have.
21:27Yeah, yeah.
21:28Fresh start.
21:30It's worth millions and millions, man.
21:33All your surroundings fresh.
21:35Teachers fresh.
21:36Kids fresh.
21:37All that hard stuff.
21:40You just leave that behind you.
21:43That's not coming here.
21:46Who knows, maybe there's a-
21:49Maybe there's a friend already here.
21:51I mean, could be.
21:53Maybe he draws cool fantasy predator birds, and he's looking for some cool kid to show them off to,
21:58and here you come all fresh and cool with your cool predator bird portfolio and stuff.
22:05Could be.
22:10You sure you don't want my jacket?
22:12I'm fine.
22:14Well, I'll tell you what, if there is a kid who draws predator birds, he's a lucky F-er, because
22:21he's about to meet you.
22:24F stands for fuck.
22:25Yeah, I know, but I didn't say fuck. I said F.
22:31I'm trying to be a good dad figure here.
22:35You are.
22:38And I'm what?
22:40You're a good dad figure.
22:41You're a good dad figure.
23:12You're a good dad figure, dude.
23:13You're a good dad figure.
23:15I Я confirm you.
23:21You're a good dad figure.
23:23You're a good dad figure it right now.
23:24I'm not sure you're a good man, but I got here.
23:24That's a good dad figure.
23:24You're a good dude.
23:25Oh, ooh-ooh.
23:30Oh, my God.
24:07I don't know how to say this next part with sign language.
24:14Speed.
24:17Speed cornhole, bro.
24:19Cardioblast.
24:20Let's go.
24:20Let's do it.
24:21Come on.
24:27Speed.
24:29Cardioblast.
24:32I'm just going to shake a little of the bacon.
24:35There we go.
24:36I'm going to leave you enough for flavor.
24:41Thank you, man.
24:42Yeah, enough for flavor.
24:45Wow.
24:47I mean, Carol, but nobody's ever cared enough to shake the bacon off my sandwich but leave enough for flavor.
25:01What's that?
25:03Optimism.
25:09It's a key to a P.O. box that I rented to get our secret life insurance bills.
25:13Oh.
25:14Because I'm going to pass that physical.
25:17Good idea.
25:18You're going to ace that physical.
25:20I'm not going to pass it.
25:21You're going to ace that motherfucking life insurance physical.
25:25That's the fucking news.
25:31We're the Thunder Boys.
25:32We're going to ace that motherfucking life insurance physical.
25:36We're the Thunder Boys.
25:38We're going to ace that motherfucking life insurance physical.
25:52We're the Thunderboys, we're gonna ace that motherfuckin' life insurance physical.
25:58I'm Forged for to take a hit pure joy, and I'm from the St. Louis area.
26:03And I employ all the tricks for acing my motherfuckin' physical.
26:07Hey!
26:09Low sodium
26:09Hello!
26:10Too fearful
26:12High gear
26:13Used to be rock solid and now I'm pure joy
26:16Now I'm gonna pass it to the weather boy
26:18Pure joy weather boy looking hot as fuck
26:21Understand thunder boys leave you thunderstruck
26:24Take a break, shake the bacon off your sandwich
26:26We're doing two steps at a time on the staircase
26:28We're the thunder boys, we're gonna ace that
26:31Motherfucking life insurance physical
26:33We're the thunder boys, we're gonna ace that
26:37Motherfucking life insurance physical
26:39Hey!
26:41See ya later elevator
26:45In a wild candy aisle
26:48I just got a real wobble
26:49I might have messed up the sprockets on my major wipeout
26:55God, I'm sorry, I'll take care of it money-wise
26:58Okay, cool, that would really mean the world to me
27:04He has a weird dick
27:06And he just can't pop them like he used to, you know, like pop those boners
27:11Yeah, you said
27:13And he has money stress so he eats and then he feels bad about himself
27:21He looks okay
27:22I mean, yeah, but he used to be like
27:27Well, Carol, we all used to be
27:35You know when his dick was normal he was in Playgirl
27:38His what?
27:41In Playgirl
27:42Like
27:43Dude, all the way
27:45Yeah
27:47And there was like this little thing about him
27:49And I could get to know him thing
27:54165
27:59165
27:59165 what?
28:01That's what it said he weighed then
28:03165, yeah
28:05Yeah
28:05You know our house is pretty small
28:07So there's nowhere you can really go to be alone
28:09And I see him looking at it
28:12And his Playgirl
28:14Yeah
28:15He kept it
28:19And sometimes he looks at it
28:21And he looks
28:22So sad
28:26So he has self-esteem things
28:29And that's part of the boner problems
28:31Blood pressure's
28:33It's pretty high
28:35Yeah, yeah, yeah
28:36My heart really kind of goes
28:39Plus I got my shirt off
28:41And so, you know, that makes me self-conscious
28:45That goes to my heart too
28:47I mean, that's science though, so
28:50Well, you know, we're taking care of a lot of that with him
28:55Get his house in order so that there's less stress
29:02Be out the be
29:04What?
29:05It's what we do for each other, we bring out the best
29:08Oh
29:09Yeah
29:10Yeah
29:13But the paying the bills
29:15And the insurance
29:17That has to be a private thing with you guys, okay?
29:22Because, you know, if he knows that I know
29:25Then his self-esteem is gonna be like
29:28Right?
29:29Yes
29:30Like I'm him
29:30Oh God
29:31You know Clark pays our bills
29:33Now I'm not a man
29:34So now I can have our pop owners again
29:35Smart
29:36Yeah
29:36Okay
29:37So
29:38Yeah
29:40That's just between you two
29:43Please
29:44Yeah
29:48We're serious, okay?
29:54Okay, cause I wanna have this with him
29:59Like
29:59Like
30:00In a house that's normal
30:03Where it works
30:04And like pay our bills
30:05And we do the tuition thing that we're talking about
30:10And then we have sex and everything
30:13So
30:16This needs to stay between you two
30:19Okay?
30:21We're serious
30:24Yeah
30:24Yeah
30:29Say for serious again
30:32For serious?
30:34Yeah
30:36Okay
30:38Okay
30:39Okay
30:50So, uh, I didn't ace it, did I?
30:54Uh, ace?
30:55Yeah
30:56No
30:57Okay
30:59But you passed
31:02I passed
31:02I passed
31:03I passed
31:04Whew
31:05Yes, acing, it wasn't even
31:07Wasn't realistic
31:08That, that, my goal was to pass
31:11Passing wasn't even realistic
31:12Like two weeks ago
31:13Yeah, well, you passed
31:14Wow
31:15Clark is gonna be jacked
31:17Is that your, uh, husband, Clark?
31:20No, no
31:20It's my, uh, it's just my best friend
31:22He's been like my cheese cop
31:24And...
31:25Alright, well, uh, Nurse Cheryl will show you up
31:46Oh, hey
31:47Who's that?
31:48Uh, safety sesh for the bikes
31:50Oh, what are you doing with your computer?
31:52Okay
31:52I'm, uh, uh, logging, uh, uh, power duration drop-off
31:58In case you and the girls go riding at night
32:00I'd like to know how long you're gonna be safely lighted
32:03Aww
32:03Yup
32:04Okay
32:04Yup
32:06Alright
32:25Alright
32:29You have life insurance now
32:46Let's talk to my next generation
32:46Or what now?
32:46What do you think, T ancient?
32:46Or how do you know?
33:06Beautiful
33:06Typical
33:22Fifth key, Floyd's furniture's keys.
33:28One, home.
33:31Two, garage.
33:35Three, gym locker, Valley's Fitness.
33:40Four, work locker.
33:46Fifth key, unknown.
33:50The charge was filed before we knew its purpose.
34:00Okay.
34:03I have three keys here that are unknown, even to me.
34:09Old keys.
34:11I don't know what they do, but I keep them because they used to open something in my life.
34:17And, you know, what if I have to open that thing again?
34:22Unknowns are a part of keychains.
34:25Unknowns are a part of life.
34:27He knows.
34:29Did you see it?
34:31When he stared at the key?
34:33Forrest?
34:33Yes.
34:35He knows.
34:36He realized something about it.
34:37And then he went quiet.
34:39I saw something.
34:41Something like that.
34:43Yeah.
34:47I want to know more.
34:49We always want to know more.
34:50We always want to know more.
34:51That's a part of this.
34:53That's probably why I'm always in this bar.
34:56Because you never know the whole thing.
34:58And you have to trust the evidence that you have.
35:01We should look at the wife.
35:02She has no motive, Jodi.
35:03Can we just consider, what if Clark's telling the truth?
35:07About?
35:08That Floyd wasn't into men.
35:11What would that do to your case against Forrest?
35:15Wouldn't it weaken it?
35:17Don't you want to know?
35:18It's crazy.
35:21French kissing a guy out by your car because you're polite.
35:24Because you're wonderful.
35:27He said wonderful.
35:33Can we interview Modern Love again?
35:35For what purpose?
35:36For the purpose of asking him if possibly Floyd kissed him just to be nice.
35:42Oui.
35:48Could you just tell me, generally, how things go down in these sexual encounters?
35:54DTF?
35:55Yeah.
35:56Same. Same as anywhere.
35:58Yeah, but this is sexual.
36:00Well, everything's sexual, so...
36:02What do you mean?
36:03Everything is. Every setting is.
36:05Everything is sexual?
36:06Yeah.
36:07Well, there's a little separation between sexual impulsivity and, well...
36:12It's an on-board chemical feature of every feature of our lives.
36:16It goes where we go.
36:18I'm here, so so is my sexual impulsivity.
36:21For instance, I've just discovered that I'm attracted to bald, mature authority figures, sir.
36:31I'm imagining a scenario that involves you.
36:41I'm washing your back.
36:43Washing my back?
36:47You're there, too.
36:51Okay, can we just concentrate on our questions?
36:54Sure.
36:55Yeah.
36:56Fire away.
36:57So, how does a normal person like Floyd Smirnich begin to become involved with something like DTF St. Louis?
37:04No one's normal.
37:06No one's normal.
37:07It just looks that way from across the street.
37:11Tell me, how would an encounter... how would that be?
37:15Well, you could meet for intimacy, and that would be in a grove of trees in a park somewhere.
37:20Or a pool house.
37:20Yeah.
37:21Or it could be to meet for breakfast.
37:24See if you have a connection.
37:25Sometimes you don't have one.
37:26You met Floyd Smirnich for breakfast.
37:28Yeah.
37:28To see if you had a connection.
37:30Yeah.
37:31Did you?
37:32Yeah.
37:35But, uh...
37:36But what?
37:37He was just a really nice guy, and we had a nice breakfast.
37:41I tried a little intimacy play there at the end, but mostly it's just a nice breakfast.
37:47What do you hope for from DTF encounters?
37:52Do you remember in school that they had recess?
37:59School can be hard for some kids.
38:02It can be hard to concentrate on something as difficult for that long a period of time.
38:07So at some point during the school day, they just stop the thing, let you go outside and have fun.
38:12But at some point, the tasks get harder, like algebra, chemistry, whatever.
38:22But there's no more recess.
38:28It's gone.
38:33You know, they don't even tell you.
38:36It's just gone.
38:42It's gone.
38:42And it never comes back.
38:46And I guess I just want to fuck around with somebody sometimes.
38:50Like now and then.
38:52It's just...
38:54And...
38:55He seemed...
38:57He seemed like something was weighing on him.
39:00Like...
39:01He mentioned his...
39:03Son or stepson or something.
39:05Felt left out.
39:07You know?
39:08Left out.
39:09And I told him I felt like that too.
39:11In a lot of my life.
39:13Left out.
39:14Yeah.
39:15Um...
39:16Let me ask you this.
39:19Do you think when you two were French kissing, do you think that Floyd felt, um, that he was concerned
39:27that maybe his heart wasn't in it, uh, but he didn't want you to feel left out?
39:36You know, so he Frenched you.
39:38He was hands off.
39:40Hands off?
39:42Yeah, he didn't, like, reach around to touch my cheek in the manner that I reached around to touch his.
39:49It was his left.
39:51Left cheek?
39:53No one knows what they're doing with each other.
39:56We find our way.
39:58And it can be clumsy.
40:02Yeah.
40:03No one's normal.
40:05It just looks that way from across the street.
40:08This is your saying?
40:09I guess so.
40:11You know, it's just something I pass around to the DTF community to encourage people to care a little less
40:16about what the neighbors think.
40:19That's why God invented P.O. boxes.
40:23That's why what?
40:24Okay.
40:25Well, in these strip malls in the suburbs, karate, tanning salons, mailboxes, et cetera. You ever been in one?
40:31Sure.
40:32What's in there?
40:33P.O. boxes.
40:35Yeah. All along the wall, P.O. boxes.
40:39Now, do you ever wonder why all these normal people who have homes out here need all these P.O.
40:45boxes?
40:48It's for privacy.
40:50That's where all the dildos go, sir.
40:54And other.
40:56Yeah, you know, you get it.
40:59Yes.
41:01Yes.
41:01That's where all the dildos go.
41:03Mailboxes, et cetera.
41:05They should call it dildos, et cetera.
41:07Yeah, I never thought of that.
41:23That's why Forrest stopped talking and asked for a lawyer.
41:25Yes.
41:27Wow.
41:27The mailbox, et cetera, is just down the street.
41:30Two sixty.
41:31Two sixty.
41:31There you go.
41:32That's the one.
41:33That's the box.
41:41Can you tell me the date of this owner's last payment?
41:45Before you stop paying?
41:46Yes.
41:48Okay.
41:49You take a minute.
42:17That's the one.
42:29I think I got a tie, come on.
42:31No, no.
42:32I think I got a tie, come on.
42:33No, no, no.
42:42That's the one.
42:44I think I got a tie.
42:45Yeah, I got a tie.
42:53She's going to get a million dollars.
43:01Well, that's probably a motive, right?
43:05For murder?
43:08Yeah, Flom, it sure is.
43:17Reasoning, this rainy day in June, the eagle spread its mighty wings.
43:27Hello.
43:28Hey.
43:30How can I help you?
43:33Um...
43:34Yes?
43:35Can I...
43:40Can I just check out a room for a detail?
43:46A perishing, and buried in the tomb.
43:53There is no hope, no reasoning, this rainy day in June.
44:10Hey.
44:13Morning.
44:15Yeah, you suck.
44:19I'm sorry, ma'am.
44:21You should be.
44:24You suck.
44:25Look at all those leaves bunched up in the corner, pool boy.
44:28I'm new.
44:30Yeah, you can tell.
44:31Why don't you come on inside, make some other tasks for you.
44:35We'll see how you do on those.
44:38Come on up, pool boy.
44:42Yes, ma'am.
44:52How old are you?
44:53I'm just 23.
44:54You've got a lot to learn.
44:56I sure do.
45:00Everybody felt the rain.
45:05Everybody felt the rain.
45:07Everybody felt the rain.
45:09Everybody felt the rain.
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