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00:22Good evening and welcome to the great Indian couple show.
00:32Please, please.
00:38Who said I love you?
00:40I'm happy to be here.
00:45Today, every person has a channel.
00:48You both know.
00:50You can take someone to the Netflix platform.
00:57You can take someone to the YouTube channel.
00:59I'm talking about my own.
01:02If I have 4 people, my mother is different.
01:07My parents are different.
01:09I'm talking about you.
01:10I'm talking about a video.
01:17I've been talking about a lot.
01:20You know, I'm talking about a lot.
01:21Guys, guys, I've been talking about a lot.
01:26I'm talking about a lot.
01:36foreign
01:49foreign
01:58no makeup look
01:59no makeup look
02:04is the 28
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02:06back
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02:18guys
02:19guys
02:20guys
02:20guys
02:20guys
02:20foreign
02:33foreign
02:34foreign
02:55foreign
02:56foreign
03:22foreign
03:24foreign
03:51Please welcome Mr. Samirana and Mr. Ranveer Alalabadia
04:49Welcome
04:50I think the police are different from the police.
04:54What did you think this year? How did it go?
04:57It was a strange year.
04:59In this studio, there were two people who went to Supreme Court.
05:04It's Hum and Sidhu Paji.
05:12That's why I wrote the share.
05:14I just found the share.
05:15It was an honour to share...
05:19Don't go along, don't go along with fear.
05:24Don't go along.
05:24If you are afraid, don't go along with fear.
05:25Don't go along with fear.
05:29We are not
05:32who are from the grave.
05:35When you first,
05:37Do you feel peaceful?
05:38one kill off and
05:43or fuzzy other eyes is make or joke Mara to home service for talking
05:52it's a little bit more long ago I have donors a three coaching long
05:58last time run beer or some major start with a police case okay so
06:02So, today, you will be together with me.
06:06We will drink coffee, or we will drink anti-spitry bail before.
06:13Did you see later in the day?
06:14I had a lot of episodes. I had a phone too.
06:17I told you to call it.
06:19I told you, why the case didn't happen?
06:20So, when my show closed,
06:25one day ago, I called myself,
06:27that I had something bad with you.
06:29Is it true?
06:31Is it true?
06:32I told you, look at the eyes,
06:34let's go a little.
06:35So, I told you,
06:37I didn't have any experience.
06:37I didn't say anything.
06:42But when you're famous,
06:44you don't say anything.
06:44you don't say anything.
06:45I just want to tell you,
06:52that you both have married.
06:54We all have two children.
06:57So, we will do something.
06:58We will be together.
06:59I was together.
07:01I was together.
07:02No, no, no.
07:07We will be together.
07:09You're together.
07:09Now, we are family friendly.
07:10We will be together.
07:11No, no.
07:11But, Ranveer is very loving.
07:13This is the controversy.
07:16We all get to you.
07:17This is the controversy.
07:17This is the reason for you.
07:17You get to learn to learn to learn.
07:18I'm sure you have to learn.
07:19I love you so much.
07:21I love you today.
07:25When the show is closed,
07:27who had to call?
07:29What happened to you?
07:30I had to call him a lawyer.
07:34And his phone didn't feel.
07:36Where did you call him?
07:38My brother is sitting in an audience.
07:44He's here for that.
07:46He's here for that.
07:49I have no idea.
07:52I have no idea.
07:53A hour ago came.
07:55I had to say, go, go.
07:56I told you all this.
07:58Then I saw this clip.
08:00I spoke to you.
08:01I had to leave my house.
08:07After that,
08:09you have to do more shows.
08:11You have to do more shows.
08:12Or the first books?
08:13I can't do it.
08:16The phone is very high, but today's comedy is very difficult to do comedy.
08:20Do you know what to do?
08:26Sir, how do you do it? I don't know.
08:29At that time, genuinely, the first call to Kapil sir came.
08:32I don't know if it was the price, the price, what was it?
08:35Whatever your good time is going, your bad time will also go.
08:41I don't know what to do.
08:42We're waiting for the other.
08:45Something will happen, something will happen.
08:49At that time, Kapil sir also closed the tweet.
08:56Who did they do it?
08:58In two weeks, the rest was closed.
09:00Udit Narayan also closed the puppies.
09:02I don't know what to do.
09:07Kapil, you came in the years before 2004 or 2005.
09:112007.
09:12As I thought in 2007, this guy was the same thing.
09:15What?
09:19It's fun.
09:19It's fun.
09:20It's fun.
09:20It's fun.
09:21It's fun.
09:21It's fun.
09:22It's fun.
09:23It's fun.
09:26It's fun.
09:27It's like a breath of fresh air.
09:29I want to say that his heart is very clean.
09:32That's what people should know.
09:35No, don't you close the show.
09:36Then you leave your life.
09:39It's a clean heart.
09:42It's a clean heart.
09:43In the last year, my friends are very high.
09:46I feel.
09:46It's like this.
09:47It's like this.
09:49It's like this.
09:52It's funny.
09:53What a mess, son.
09:54It's funny.
09:55It's funny.
09:55It's funny.
09:55It's funny.
09:59C3 is eating.
10:01It's funny.
10:03I can buy it all.
10:04I don't even know what other people do about the comedy sets.
10:05It's funny.
10:06I don't wanna try a friend.
10:09It's funny.
10:10I wonder if you talk,
10:10an artist once again,
10:11I'm so shy of the money that made my Logan goose sit down
10:15The effect of привет.
10:23He's gone to be doing that.
10:25oh my god
10:27oh my god
10:29i want to talk to you
10:31first of all
10:33when you are
10:34three times
10:36people have been offended
10:38so you have been
10:43great inspiration for all of us
10:44you have been a great inspiration for all of us
10:45you have been a great inspiration for all of us
10:47thank you brother
10:51genuinely a very very big moment for me
10:53honestly i am watching you from childhood
10:56across various shows
10:58it was always my dream
10:59that i am with you on tv
11:00i never thought that you will come to OTT
11:03one day
11:10i genuinely love you so much
11:13archana ma'am and siddupa ji
11:15i love you guys so much
11:16if you close one door
11:19then open ten doors
11:20i love you
11:23i love you
11:37i love you
11:50you are a part of my whole childhood
11:52i love you
11:54i love you
11:56i love you
12:07i love you
12:32i love you
12:34i love you
12:35i love you
12:37i love you
12:39come to me
12:40It seems to me that it seems to me.
12:42Their batting was strong.
12:46But when we both went to the police station,
12:49there were a lot of fans of Siddupaji.
12:52They were shooting their dialogue in the camera.
12:54He said, take it, take it, take it.
13:05Oh, my God.
13:07Oh, my God.
13:08Let me tell you something.
13:10Beer bicep?
13:12When it started,
13:14the goal was to make a fitness channel.
13:17I thought it was a cool name.
13:19There are people's names in wrestling.
13:20Triple H, Stone Cold.
13:22I thought it was cool.
13:25But over time,
13:28beer was not drinking.
13:30Bicep was also a little.
13:32But the name was a little popular.
13:34So we've kept it.
13:35Do you have a liquor license?
13:36Do you have a liquor license?
13:37Or do you have a liquor license?
13:38No, no, no.
13:39It's a liquor license.
13:40When you've seen stand-up,
13:43these are big jokes on your grandma.
13:46My mom has never said,
13:48why are you wrong with my family?
13:51Why are you wrong with my family?
13:52Are they jokes on my grandma?
14:05Are they true?
14:21No, no.
14:27No.
14:28No.
14:28No.
14:28No.
14:29No.
14:29No.
14:30No.
14:31No.
14:32Yeah.
14:35lip a
14:38mone
14:38In
14:47Yes, my parents have said that my child is looking at the video.
14:50Yes, my parents have said that.
14:54Yes, my parents have loved the couple of friends.
15:01There is a story, a genuine story.
15:04My grandfather saw a lot, they were bedridden.
15:07They were in their final phase, but Kapil Sharma showed a lot of shows.
15:11So, wherever they are, they are very happy today.
15:14Thank you, thank you.
15:14Big, big day.
15:17Samai, you are an amazing comedian, so who do you think in India is the best stand-up comedian?
15:26Stand up.
15:27In this case, there is no doubt about India's best comedian, India's world is right here,
15:34Kapil Sharma.
15:42I don't know how he does it, I don't know how he does it, I don't know how many thousands
15:49of episodes you have done it, it is unbelievable, here is a legend.
16:20I can ask a question.
16:22My answer, my answer, my answer.
16:38My answer.
16:40Yes, please.
16:52My answer.
16:56Yeah, yeah, hmm.
17:00Yeah, please.
17:03Yeah, yes, please.
17:15Yeah, that's my answer.
17:20My answer?
17:20I don't need to be a star here he's a team and dream is a choreo way to life I
17:24see
17:25me something that would happen I'm sure I'm going to buy it a camera Nick the
17:28moth ke baat ki baat kata ya
17:33I'm gonna pay me yeah I'm not sure how to come
18:07Please go to the world and go to the world and go to the world and go to the world.
18:12So you can move forward in the conversation.
18:15How do you think about death?
18:21I didn't think about it.
18:22I didn't think about it.
18:25But you're scared that you're excited.
18:29Who's excited for this?
18:32Wow, I'll die tomorrow.
18:33Would you like to ask me?
18:35I'm a good guy.
18:37Where did I go?
18:38I'm very scared.
18:39Let's start this.
18:40This has asked me a question.
18:42What do you think about death?
18:43I don't think about death.
18:45But in the last year, I thought about death.
18:54What's your story?
18:55What's your story?
18:56He's done.
18:57He's done.
18:58He's done.
18:59He did.
19:00He's done.
19:00He's done.
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44:20I respect that.
44:23I respect that.
44:24I don't know...
44:28I'm...
44:28I don't know...
44:39I don't think I'm going to sleep in a dark night
44:45so I don't know
44:47I don't know
44:49I don't know
44:50I don't know
44:50I don't know
44:51I don't know
44:59I am going to explain that I am going to tell you what I am going to say.
45:38Let me move on to the next topic.
45:41Dada Ji Nei Padoosan ko pichis se pukda.
45:44Chini churaate huye.
45:46Dekha, baat ghoom gai.
45:48To kya boss lekar baat ghoomanne ka art hai comedy?
45:52Is what I'm gonna ask you.
45:53Art?
45:53I don't know.
45:54Lekin fart me big comedy hai.
45:58I saw Sunil Ji you objected on the fart comedy.
46:04What's wrong with it? Gas pass ho ryei?
46:06It's fart! It's fart! What's the problem?
46:09It's a natural possessed fart!
46:14I want to tell you something.
46:16No other man is not a criminal with her mother.
46:21I want to tell you one story.
46:22This is so important.
46:23It's very important to me.
46:24It was ramesh and suresh.
46:25He had two brothers.
46:27He even put a gun on the flood.
46:30If he had rent all the time,
46:32A car in dammit is a permit.
46:33He put a gun to me on the side.
46:35He kye kya.
46:41But he has a mask on the side.
46:43He has a gun.
46:51He has a gun.
46:52next topic is hum chutklo me comedy me happy chiti gadeka words use
47:02करते हैं आप कहां से बात कर रहे हैं देखिए जो भी कहना है मुझ से कहूं लदे चीटी हाथी
47:26का जिकर इस्तेमाल क्यों किया जाता है
47:29मैं कहता हूं मुर्गियों का भी जिकर नहीं होना से हम लोग हसी मिजाख में मुर्गी ने अंड़ा दिये वह
47:34बिचारी इतने सालों से अंड़ा दे रही है बिड़ा अपने फिकर की प्रिवाक किये हुए हम उस पे जो बनाते
47:40हैं कल को अगर मुर्गी ने हिसाब मांगा मैं स�
47:55इसरा किसका यह देखिए ओन त्री अधे वाई यार मिरको बहुत भूग लगी थी यार दो यलो एक निकाल देना
48:07थीन अंड़े का अमलेट दो सुर्पया दिस इस एरपोर्ट आट सुर्पय का है एरपोर्ट पे आट सुका हमलेट क्यों भी
48:13अंड़ा तो मुर्गी के यह के
48:15पाइलट ने दिया है इतना जोर मुर्गी के लगा जितना अमलेट बनाने में लगा रहा है हरे मिर्ची तोड़ी दाल
48:26देना इतनी देर में तो उसकी बिर्यानी बन गई होगी
48:33next move
48:35क्या comedy में body shaving होनी चाहिए is my question
48:40आपका इस बारे में क्या कहना है
48:47nation wants to know
48:50जवाब देना मोटी
48:59देखिये इस ने कüyorsun सुनने करिये मोटी रकम मिल रही हो
49:09तो इसमें क्यों और मोटी का पत्ती होनी चाहिए और। क्यों होनी चाहिए और Buddhi
49:14I don't know about it.
49:15I don't know.
49:19You tell me something about this.
49:21Sir, I think it depends on how far you are from the motor.
49:28If he is in the fast, you shouldn't say.
49:32But if he is far from the road, you can run.
49:37And if you don't say the motor, and if you say the other way, it's a great fun.
49:52This guy is so good.
49:58I want to ask you something.
50:01Your moves are like a cycle.
50:03Or why are you talking to me?
50:05This is an example that I am giving.
50:07I am giving you the other way.
50:11You are like a cycle.
50:14You are like a baby.
50:15You are like a baby.
50:16You are like a baby.
50:16You are like a baby.
50:17You are like a baby.
50:34Is this a comedy?
50:39Is this a comedy?
50:39You tell me is this a comedy?
50:45Is this a comedy?
50:50Is this a comedy?
50:54Is this the news?
51:09Oh, my God!
51:11Tell me, is this the public?
51:13Is this the public?
51:18Oh
51:19Yeah, I don't know. Oh, yeah, I don't know
51:55I'm not going to see you!
51:58I'm not going to see you!
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