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00:09So, yeah, we're a lot less structured than Bailey here.
00:13We don't divide the pot by sector, but by relationship.
00:16We eat what we kill.
00:18But often, I will partner a manager with a specific target
00:22if I think they have a better shot that way.
00:23So, transparency within the office.
00:25Yeah, that makes sense.
00:26Uh-huh.
00:27I know you're used to a more siloed approach, Coop,
00:30but I've got to tell you, I think this could be a great fit for us.
00:35Max, yeah, get in here.
00:36Coop, you know Max Cone?
00:37I don't know. Do we?
00:39Oh, the Robin Hood dinner last year.
00:40You outbid me on the suite for Taylor Swift.
00:42Right. Sorry about that.
00:44Yes, I have a 17-year-old daughter.
00:45That would have been hell to pay.
00:47I bet.
00:47Max is a superstar.
00:49He's been on the hot streak all over emerging markets.
00:52Well, I look forward to hearing all about that.
00:54Uh, you're aware of the non-solicit?
00:58No, legalism worried.
00:59The cost of enforcement would be too stiff, even for Bailey.
01:05Okay.
01:06So, I run my own book, transparently.
01:08Of course, the usual draw.
01:11All that's left to figure out is the percentages on the sheriff.
01:13Sound about right?
01:15Not exactly, no.
01:18It's Max's book.
01:20You'd be, uh, hired gun hunting and gathering for a fee.
01:23We'll see how it goes.
01:24Yeah, we work together to bring in the investment capital.
01:27So, I bag the elephants for the kid.
01:29He builds his book, and then you cut me loose.
01:31Whoa.
01:32I don't need anybody's help.
01:33All due respect, Max.
01:35Your boss thinks you do, or we wouldn't be having this conversation, would we?
01:38Coop.
01:39Three Yankees did a shitty 7% last year, Ben.
01:42The year before that, you were down 20% when everybody else was up.
01:45We outperformed the index stocks in the aggregate.
01:46Max, be quiet.
01:47Nobody cares about the index stocks.
01:49Who's his father?
01:50What?
01:51He's been in here less than five minutes.
01:52I already know he's somebody's son.
01:55My sister.
01:58Well, Uncle Ben, you're one margin call away from selling shitty condos in New Jersey,
02:02and you're about to hand the keys over to some dipshit in cheap shoes.
02:05Hey!
02:05Who's a member of the Lucky Sperm Club.
02:07Bro, you can't come in here.
02:07Shut the fuck up, Max.
02:09Coop?
02:10Ben, you're a sinking ship.
02:13You're a punchline at dinner parties.
02:16Well, from what I hear, the only place willing to meet you.
02:20What does that say about you?
02:24Good luck.
02:36I was unemployed and apparently unhirable, sitting in a $200,000 car wearing my best suit
02:42and a stolen watch.
02:44Nothing made sense.
02:46And that being the case, it was time to start considering some other options.
03:04Protect Philippe Nautilus, 18 carat.
03:08It's a nice watch.
03:11Got to check the book, but I think I can give you about $175,000 for it.
03:17It has a strong second-hand market for these.
03:19$200,000.
03:21$185,000.
03:22Best and last.
03:26Sold.
03:27Great.
03:28I just need the box and the papers.
03:34It's not new.
03:36Yeah, I know.
03:36But it's got a serial number and a certificate of authenticity, which I'm going to need.
03:42Well, I don't have any of that.
03:43It was a gift.
03:46Right.
03:48Sorry, my friend.
03:49No papers, no sale.
03:52Well, what if I drop the price?
03:59Here.
04:01You go here, in the Bronx.
04:03You ask for Lou.
04:06Lou?
04:07Yeah.
04:07And you tell Lou Lipschitz sent you.
04:35Well, I'm going to get into some notes I can't.
04:37It's like this table, and you've got a doctorate.
04:39Come on in, dude.
04:43You get into your notes there?
04:45Bye.
04:53you lou who's asking oh uh sorry lipschitz sent me i'm lou
05:04how do you know lipschitz we just met met where in a bar a synagogue a.a meeting where
05:11oh his shop uh i'm just i'm trying to sell this we're going in back rocco come on let's have
05:22a look
05:37go upstairs and watch tv while puppy does business okay
05:47yeah so my uh my wife just thinks it's too showy too showy no
05:56is that why you don't wear a wedding ring you're gonna buy the watch you're gonna
06:01analyze me i can do both at the same time
06:08i'll give you 65 for it lipschitz was gonna give me 185. then he sent you to me
06:13you could sell it legit you wouldn't be here 95.
06:23we don't get men like you in here very often you're what a trader stockbroker whatever the point is you're
06:32a man who buys and sells things he never touches you assign value out of your ass your skill is
06:39in
06:40selling that value to other rich schmucks now here you are selling me something you can hold in your
06:46hand this is new to you you don't understand this market but you still think you can negotiate it
06:55that's not savvy that's stupidity maybe it's just desperation
07:03that's the first honest thing you've said now we can do business i'll give you 60.
07:10you just said 65. deal you got me back to my original price some negotiator
07:45i never knew how far the ride was gonna go
07:50until i look back at the smoke you can't keep up with the joneses
07:59don't wanna run for the roses
08:04i got my pocket opposing
08:29i don't keep up with the joneses
08:34i don't keep up with the joneses
09:06it's time bud
09:10it's time
09:12good morning
09:13we're late hey did you text your dad back are you kidding just text him back please for me
09:20yeah right hey
09:23hey mom
09:37My thong has impregnated me.
09:54She's like an expert on finding ways to call my mom's boyfriend a dick.
09:58It was just a selfie.
10:00I shared it with my boyfriend, then he shared it with his friends.
10:03Oh.
10:04I dropped out of robotics club.
10:06Tell me what happened.
10:07You can't make me talk.
10:10No, look, he comes downstairs with flowers.
10:13He planted the biggest, lolliest, most hungiest kiss on me
10:16that you've ever experienced in your life.
10:20Mark?
10:21And my mother went off on me, like she usually does.
10:24I guess I just proved it right for like a thousandth time.
10:28Well, now wait a minute.
10:30Can we acknowledge that there's a difference between getting detention and keying a car?
10:35Yeah.
10:36I know.
10:38Is that the first time you've ever done something like that?
10:41First time I got caught.
10:42Huh.
10:44Did you know the owner of the car?
10:46No.
10:46It wasn't like that.
10:48Why'd you do it then?
10:49I mean, you may not know, but I'm just wondering what was going through your head.
10:56And it's like, I get so angry.
11:00It's not really angry.
11:01It's more like this energy.
11:03And it builds up.
11:05And it's just inside me, making me anxious.
11:08And it gets to the point where I feel like I'm vibrating from all of it.
11:11And if I don't do something, I'll just explode, you know?
11:18And then I break a window, get a car or something.
11:23And it's like, it just seeps out of me.
11:27And I can breathe right again.
11:40We all have a dream.
11:41Some nirvana we picture.
11:43That place we want to get to that will finally mean we've pulled it off.
11:47Success, happiness, peace.
11:50For me, it was Westmont Village.
11:52With its seven and eight figure homes, rolling lawns, and exclusive clubs.
11:58But I was starting to suspect that my dreams had been every bit as full of shit as the rest
12:02of me.
12:25The Oakwood Country Club.
12:27A hundred grand a year buys you the privilege of paying 40% above market for every salad, burger, coffee,
12:31and cocktail they serve.
12:33But if you don't join, it looks to everyone else like they wouldn't have you.
12:37It's the age-old economics of social extortion.
12:40But seeing it for what it was never stopped me from falling in line with all the other suckers.
12:45Nice.
12:47Ooh, you're making me work a little.
12:49Why is she hitting my neck?
12:51Because you're late.
12:53Good.
12:54Well, tennis is my thing.
12:56Can you please just not have him do that?
12:59Okay, it wasn't planned, Coop.
13:01You just never know when you're going to show up, and the tournament's tomorrow.
13:03She's doing fine.
13:05She needs to get her UTR up to a nine for Princeton to even look at her.
13:09I thought she was at a nine.
13:10She's an eight-seven.
13:12She's doing two consecutive matches with those four or five-star recruits at this thing.
13:16Well, how is a basketball player going to help with that?
13:18He was here.
13:20On time.
13:25All right.
13:26Let's go.
13:28Hey!
13:31Hey, Coop, sorry about that.
13:32Just trying to help me.
13:33Yeah, yeah, yeah.
13:33If I hear if anybody needs their wife fucked, I'll let you know.
13:40All right, let's just do some net work, huh?
13:42Coach tells us not to rush the net.
13:45Well, he's right, except when he's not.
13:52Okay, the tournament is tomorrow.
13:53It's not the time.
13:55It's basic tennis.
13:56Come on, let me show you.
13:57Hit it.
13:57Hit it hard.
13:58Hit it hard.
13:59Hit it hard.
14:06You okay?
14:08Nice.
14:09Good one.
14:10I punched my boyfriend in the balls.
14:13Okay.
14:14Well, it was still worth it.
14:15Hey, Tori.
14:17Hey, Charles.
14:18Good luck tomorrow.
14:20You too, bitch.
14:23I thought you two were friends.
14:25Yeah, we are, but there's only one spot for an incoming freshman on the tennis team.
14:28Well, look on the bright side.
14:29Maybe she won't get into Princeton.
14:30Maybe I won't.
14:32No, you're just being stupid.
14:35Come on.
14:35Back to the bass line.
14:36Let's go.
14:52From the moment I laid eyes on you
14:55Oh, baby.
14:57Oh, baby, yes, I do mean you.
14:59From the moment I laid eyes on you.
15:02This is what I said.
15:03I said, a beautiful sight to see.
15:07Things with you and Nick seem really good, huh?
15:10They're fine.
15:14Still early days.
15:15Early days?
15:16He's practically living with you.
15:18What?
15:18No, he isn't.
15:19I send him home all the time.
15:21I'd like to have my bed to myself.
15:23I'll send him to me.
15:24I'll keep him in the garage like a mower.
15:26I'll take him out when I need a little trim.
15:29What does that mean?
15:30Mary and I joined his gym.
15:31Yes, yes.
15:32Great glasses.
15:33Great.
15:35I prefer Equinox.
15:37That's because Mel needs her space, doesn't she?
15:40Shit.
15:41Guys.
15:42What?
15:43Paul's here.
15:46Oh, dear.
15:48Is that the waitress?
15:50Yeah, in the flesh.
15:52Literally, that's all her flesh.
15:55I cannot believe you brought her here.
15:57Should we rule about that?
15:58Fuck her.
15:59Yeah, fuck her.
16:00How old is she?
16:0116, 17, 24.
16:04Her name's Misty.
16:06God.
16:06I was going to guess Savannah.
16:08But Misty Trucks.
16:10Yeah.
16:12Well, you've been to his places.
16:14All his waitresses are some version of her.
16:16Hey, hey, hey, hey.
16:18What?
16:20Present company excluded, of course.
16:23It's fine.
16:24It's fine.
16:25He picked me 15 years ago, back when I wore bikinis like that.
16:29Don't even, Sam.
16:30You are hot as fuck.
16:31And when you say you're ready, we're going to set you up with some eligible bachelors.
16:36Oh.
16:37Oh, yeah.
16:38Sounds good.
16:38You're going to have more dick than you know what to do with.
16:40Okay.
16:41So what do you know about dick?
16:42Thank you, guys.
16:43But, uh, she can have him.
16:47And you can have his money.
16:49Hey.
16:50Hey, here, here.
16:54Weekend brunch at the club, where you'll find great food, good company, and an endless parade
16:59of conspicuous consumerism.
17:01It's not like I'd never noticed, but I guess now I was seeing it differently.
17:07Hey, guys.
17:08How's it going?
17:09Hi, Coop.
17:10Are you joining us?
17:11Uh, unclear.
17:13Have you seen Hunter?
17:14Anybody?
17:14No.
17:15He's around here somewhere.
17:17Jake.
17:17Hey.
17:18Hey.
17:20Fuck.
17:21Hey there, Jake.
17:23How are you, buddy?
17:24Mr. Cooper.
17:26Sorry about the other day.
17:28He kind of caught me by surprise.
17:30Yeah.
17:30I was pretty surprised myself.
17:32Ha.
17:32I bet.
17:33Well, I hope there's no lasting damage.
17:38And, uh, more importantly, I hope there's no hard feelings.
17:41Sure.
17:42No hard feelings.
17:42Good.
17:43Great.
17:44Come on.
17:44Sit down.
17:44Have some lunch.
17:45Jake, come on.
17:46Hey.
17:46How was that?
17:47I'd like it better if you meant to.
17:48Well, I'd like it better if he kept his pants off.
17:50Okay.
17:51Understand me?
17:52Come on.
17:53All right.
17:53If you see Hunter, please tell him I am looking for him.
17:56Huh?
18:00Hi there.
18:01Oh, hey.
18:02How are you?
18:03Well, I'm so mad at you.
18:04I know, but to be honest, I can't exactly remember why.
18:06Oh, fuck.
18:07Hey, hey, I'm kidding.
18:08I'm kidding.
18:09I'm kidding.
18:09I'm sorry.
18:10Sam, come on.
18:11I'm sorry about the other night.
18:13I was preoccupied.
18:14Well, normally I'd stay mad at you a little longer, but Paul brought his damn waitress,
18:17and I'm feeling vulnerable, which is really pissing me off.
18:19So, yeah.
18:21Did you see what she was wearing?
18:23You know, I didn't know this.
18:24That's because she's wearing so little of it.
18:26Point is, I need to feel sexy really damn soon, so I'm going to give you a pass.
18:30Well, I'll make it worth your while.
18:32Damn right you will.
18:33Hey, girl.
18:33Hey, guys.
18:34How's it going?
18:35Hey.
18:36Hello, ladies.
18:37Hey.
18:37Hey, Jules.
18:38How's it going?
18:39Hey, Coop.
18:40What's new and exciting?
18:41Oh, God.
18:42Same old, same old.
18:42How are things at the bank?
18:43There shouldn't have been a few breaks about the rate hikes, but we'll see the way through.
18:47Please, guys.
18:48Spare us the shop talk.
18:50Chelsea, I saw you hitting earlier.
18:51You're looking very strong.
18:52Oh, thank you, Mr. Cooper.
18:54I saw Nick hitting with Tori.
18:56You bringing the big guns, huh?
18:59Coop.
18:59He's the big gun, honey.
19:01He played for Princeton.
19:03Did I know that?
19:04It was a lifetime ago.
19:06Well, I'm predicting our daughters make it to the final again.
19:09Like, wow, sure.
19:10What do you think?
19:11That's the smart money.
19:13Hi.
19:13How are you?
19:14Hi.
19:15Good morning, everybody.
19:17Happy weekend.
19:18Hey, honey.
19:18How was the pool?
19:20Speaking of smart money, I pulled a lot of strings to get you that Three Yankees interview.
19:25Come on.
19:25It was a bullshit job.
19:26And that bullshit job could have been yours.
19:28Look, you've been shunned, my friend.
19:30And before you can get back to where you were, you've got to get a foot in the door.
19:33I opened the fucking door.
19:35I'm not going to sing for my supper party.
19:36See if you're singing that tune in six months.
19:39I think you're just worried about your five percent.
19:41Damn right I am.
19:42Along with about 40,000 in unpaid invoices you owe me.
19:46I'm just saying.
19:47Yeah, well, I'm just saying.
19:49I gotta go.
19:50You just sat down.
19:51I know.
19:51I gotta go.
19:52Hey.
19:54Hey, Dad.
19:56Are you high?
19:58No.
20:01Barely.
20:02I'm sure.
20:02It's fine.
20:03I just took one hit.
20:04Rain it in.
20:06You are too young for this shit.
20:09Weren't you going to get the drums?
20:12It's a long story.
20:13They're at my house.
20:14Well, can we go get them?
20:16We can use Mom's car.
20:20Actually, that's a pretty good idea.
20:21You know what?
20:22I have an errand to run first, and then we can go get the drums.
20:25Deal.
20:25Okay.
20:26Um, why don't you go and switch cars?
20:32Can you do it?
20:34Oh, she's going to freak out if she thinks I'm high.
20:36Well, if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.
20:40Go get it.
20:41Come on.
21:07How'd that go?
21:08Better than expected.
21:09Yeah, here.
21:11You're going to need that.
21:17What the hell is that?
21:19Have you not seen the Asp Mobile yet?
21:22It's Nick's.
21:23I'm very proud of it.
21:26I bet.
21:32No doubt.
21:34You're not a rat.
21:42You're a man.
21:45You're a man.
22:12Hello, hello, come on in.
22:15We got a new coffee machine.
22:18I'm gonna make us all coffee.
22:22Did they kick you out?
22:24Mom.
22:24No, they didn't kick me out.
22:25I'm just asking.
22:26If that place was falling apart,
22:28we're trying to find her a better place.
22:29So, why isn't she staying with you?
22:31Gee, thanks, Mom.
22:32Well, I'm just saying, this isn't exactly the Ritz.
22:34Why would you want to come back here?
22:35I don't have a spare bedroom.
22:37Oh, I keep forgetting you're not in the big house anymore.
22:42Look, if it's gonna be a problem, I can...
22:44No, of course not.
22:47I'm just saying.
22:49What exactly is it you're just saying?
22:52I'm just saying, I wish I knew why you both seem so hell-bent
22:55on screwing up your lies.
22:56Jesus, fuck.
22:58Who wants decaf?
22:59Oh, that's me.
23:00We don't have decaf, Ron.
23:01The silver pods are decaf.
23:02No, the blue were.
23:04And we're out.
23:05Oh.
23:06You still want it?
23:07Seems like as good a time as any to dial up my anxiety.
23:12I'm gonna go put your bags upstairs.
23:15Andy, your coffee?
23:16Yeah.
23:16Dad, I'll get it later.
23:40I saw Bruce and his family at the stop-in shop.
23:44He has those two adorable kids.
23:47Gorgeous skin tone.
23:49It's a bit lighter than Bruce's because of that wife of his.
23:52That's great, Mom.
23:53Anyway, he seemed very happy to see me, all things considered.
23:57And I just couldn't help thinking how things would have been
24:00if you'd just married him back then.
24:02I would have still been me.
24:04You were supposed to get married?
24:06It's a long story.
24:06She skipped out on her own wedding.
24:08I had a psychotic break.
24:09I know.
24:10I'm not blaming you.
24:12Just saying.
24:15Change of plans.
24:16We're leaving.
24:17Okay.
24:18Wait a minute.
24:18What happened?
24:19Where are you going?
24:20He couldn't have just fixed up a room, made her bed.
24:22I was planning on it.
24:24All right.
24:25Come on.
24:26Let's go.
24:29I love you, Mom.
24:32Love you, Dad.
24:34Come on.
24:36This way.
24:42No one drank the coffee.
24:53Grammar really sucks.
24:56Buddy, you have no idea.
24:58You can have my room, Ellie.
24:59Oh, that's sweet, babe.
25:00But I don't want to invade your space.
25:03It's fine.
25:04I'm not there that much anywhere.
25:11Fuck.
25:22Don't linger in doorways.
25:23It's creepy.
25:26Sorry.
25:27Here.
25:29This is the last of it.
25:30Great.
25:31Thanks.
25:32Look, I'm sorry to have to uproot you like this.
25:34Please.
25:34I'll be fine.
25:35I just need some time to get my feet back underneath me, and then we'll get you set up someplace
25:38else.
25:39All right?
25:39Andy, you've been taking care of me for years.
25:42Whatever else you think you might have fucked up, you've always been an above-average brother.
25:45Mother, I'd be lost without you.
25:51Shh, shh, shh.
25:52Oh, God.
26:00Um, I have to, uh, run a couple errands.
26:03Um, you gonna be okay here for a while?
26:06I don't need babysitting.
26:07Go.
26:08Maybe life.
26:09All right.
26:10Clean your shit up.
26:11Put it away.
26:12Come on.
26:14Eighty-some-odd years ago, Herschel Levitt fled Hitler and immigrated to the United States,
26:18where he scraped together enough cash to buy a small diner in upstate New York, just off the interstate.
26:22By the time his pre-diabetic grandson, Paul, Samantha's husband, took over the family business,
26:27it was nine diners and a slew of higher-end restaurants.
26:31And now, Herschel's empire, which fed his family for almost a century,
26:34would fall to the vagaries of New York state divorce law.
26:38All because Paul couldn't keep his dick in his pants.
26:40Oh, uh...
26:42Hey.
26:45I'm sorry.
26:45What the fuck is that?
26:47Oh, that's Nick's.
26:48Yeah.
26:49Pretty tasteful, I think.
26:51And why are you driving Nick's car?
26:52Well, I had to trade cars because I had to pick up a drum kit with Hunter.
26:55I didn't have time to trade back.
26:56It's...
26:57It's been a day.
26:58Do you want me to put it in the garage?
27:01No, I have a better idea.
27:03Oh!
27:04Oh!
27:05Hey!
27:06Hey, touch my arm.
27:08Oh!
27:09Oh!
27:09Oh!
27:10Oh, God.
27:12Yeah!
27:13Yeah!
27:14Fuck!
27:15God!
27:16Oh!
27:17Oh!
27:20Hey!
27:22Fuck!
27:25Fuck!
27:26Nick's gonna love his new car smell.
27:29So, you left the club pretty fast today.
27:32Yeah, I was dealing with some family stuff.
27:34Yeah, everything okay?
27:35Yeah.
27:36It's...
27:36Sure.
27:37It's all good.
27:39You know, it's getting harder and harder to go to the club these days.
27:42The only bright spot is seeing you, and we have to pretend that nothing's going on.
27:47Yeah, well, I'm not sure I can stomach being at the center of another club controversy.
27:51Oh, God, no.
27:52Yours is old news already.
27:53Mine is just kicking into high gear.
27:55You know, the girlfriend tried to talk to me today about Henry's anxiety levels.
28:00And how did that go?
28:01Not as well as she'd hoped.
28:03Honestly, I don't know whether to hate her or to pity her.
28:08Well, hate him.
28:09Pity her.
28:10Mm-hmm.
28:12And fuck you.
28:14Exactly.
28:17God, now I'm worried that Henry has anxiety.
28:20She got in your head, huh?
28:21Oh, yes, I know.
28:22It's so annoying.
28:24Are you heading out?
28:27Well, I thought I could stay at night.
28:31You know, I could leave before my kids got up.
28:34That's a great idea.
28:38I could listen to a podcast.
28:40Oh.
28:41There's this really great one.
28:42Oh, okay.
28:44About, um, home organization.
28:48And, um...
28:48Okay.
28:50You, uh, you separate your pots from their lids.
28:53Okay, that's smart.
28:56Yeah, and then, um, they have a whole room just for the luggage.
29:02Oh.
29:03In the luggage room.
29:05That's really convenient.
29:06Mm-hmm.
29:34No?
29:36Okay.
29:39How did it go with your dad today?
29:42Fine.
29:43Did you two do anything fun?
29:47It's okay to have fun with him, you know.
29:50It's not gonna hurt my feelings, I promise.
29:53I know.
29:58And it's okay to miss him.
30:01Honestly, it doesn't feel a lot different than it did before.
30:04It's okay to have fun with him.
30:05It's okay to have fun with him.
30:11It's okay to have fun with him.
30:15It's okay to have fun with him.
30:16It's okay to have fun with him.
30:17It's okay to have fun with him.
30:19It's okay to have fun with him.
30:19It's okay to have fun with him.
30:19It's okay to have fun with him.
30:20It's okay to have fun with him.
30:21It's okay to have fun with him.
30:21It's okay to have fun with him.
30:21It's okay to have fun with him.
30:22It's okay to have fun with him.
30:24It's okay to have fun with him.
30:28It's okay to have fun with him.
31:33Why?
31:45I had to pee.
31:52I get it.
31:56Can you tuck me in?
31:58Sure, buddy. Where we going?
32:01Yeah.
32:01Okay. Get in bed. There you go.
32:05Let's tuck you in.
32:06There you go.
32:08Okay. Night-night.
32:10I need my dragon.
32:12Where is it?
32:14On the dresser.
32:16Oh, yeah. There it is.
32:20This guy, huh?
32:22Yeah.
32:24Okay, Belle.
32:25Here's your dragon.
32:30Can you stay until I fall asleep?
32:43Sure, buddy.
32:44Sure. I'll be right here.
32:45Okay?
32:47Be right here. We'll go.
32:48I'll see.
32:48Okay.
32:50There you go, buddy.
32:58It was at moments like these,
33:00sitting on the floor in someone else's house
33:02in the middle of the night,
33:03tucking in someone else's kid,
33:05when I realized
33:06how far you could drift away from your own life
33:08without actually going anywhere.
33:27Uh, hello?
33:30Good morning.
33:33I was having a little trouble
33:34getting the hang of your kitchen,
33:35so I went out
33:37and I got all of our favorites
33:39from when we were kids.
33:41Did you get milk?
33:43Fuck me.
33:44I'm kidding. I have milk.
33:45I think.
33:46Asshole.
33:52Well,
33:53Sam Levitt.
33:54Yeah.
33:56I mean, now that you say it,
33:57I guess it makes sense.
33:58When you're both attractive
34:00and freshly single,
34:02no one's single out here,
34:03so it's either Sam Levitt
34:04or, you know, adultery.
34:06I'm beginning to wish
34:07I hadn't told you about this.
34:08Don't get me wrong.
34:10Sam's a hottie,
34:11from what I can remember.
34:14You could do a lot worse.
34:17Right?
34:18It's fine.
34:19What?
34:22I mean,
34:24we used to have them over for dinner.
34:26We used to go over there.
34:27Nick and Ivy, too.
34:28Now Nick's with Mel.
34:31I'm sleeping with Sam,
34:32my job.
34:33It just feels like somebody
34:34scrambled the whole universe.
34:35I'm lost in the shuffle.
34:40Welcome to my life.
34:44I'll clean this up, by the way.
34:47Will you?
34:48Probably not.
35:01How old are you, Tony?
35:04I just turned 41.
35:0741.
35:08Such a good age.
35:09I remember that age.
35:10Just beyond the bullshit striving
35:13of your 30s,
35:15starting to feel like
35:17a real grown-up,
35:18and then you get older
35:19and you realize
35:19there aren't a fucking grown-ups
35:20and you have no idea
35:21what the fuck you're doing.
35:23Find yourself day drinking
35:24in a bar.
35:25Something to look forward to.
35:28Are you okay?
35:30Yeah.
35:32Don't mind me.
35:33You know,
35:36I always figured
35:37I was older than you.
35:38You're a terrible life.
35:40You want another one?
35:42Yes, but I'm not going to.
35:49Thank you, young man.
35:51You have a nice day.
35:52Mm.
36:28Brad and Julie Sperling
36:29weren't home.
36:31Yes.
36:32I knew that
36:33because I knew
36:33exactly where they were.
36:40And I knew that
36:42because I was supposed
36:43to be there, too.
36:56Out.
36:5830, 40.
37:11Yes.
37:19Bingo.
37:32Hello?
37:37Jules did M&A for a large Japanese bank,
37:39and she could out-deal and out-drank most of her male counterparts.
37:43Her husband, Brad, was a New England blueblood whose family Bible traced their ancestry back to the Mayflower.
37:49As far as I could tell, Brad spent his time playing golf and reading books about war.
37:54Nice work if you could get it.
37:56Chelsea, their daughter, was a nice enough kid,
37:58who was hopefully having her ass handed to her by my daughter on the tennis court at that exact moment.
38:39So, let's go.
38:46The Richard Mio Felipe Massa automatic chronograph with a signature rose gold and titanium skeleton
38:51and flyback function goes for upwards of $225,000.
38:55I hadn't seen Brad wear this in years, which meant he probably wouldn't miss it.
38:59He may have already forgotten he owned it.
39:16Out, game, set, match.
39:18Corey Cooper will advance to the final.
39:45Looked like Jules and Brad were leaving nothing to chance.
39:48They had bought next month's SATs, complete with the answer key.
40:0930 all.
40:23Sorry, sorry, guys.
40:30Seriously?
40:31Okay, I know, I'm sorry.
40:32What were you doing that was more important than this?
40:34You must do it for her.
40:35Something came up, all right?
40:36Look, it looks like she did okay.
40:38Are you kidding me?
40:38She ate that shit up.
40:41When I told you to show up for our daughter, I meant show up on time.
40:46You're becoming a caricature of yourself.
40:48I already said I'm sorry.
40:49It's not me I have to apologize to.
40:51Okay, so can we drop it?
40:53Okay.
41:0440, 30.
41:06Howdy, girl.
41:18Out.
41:20Yeah.
41:22Good.
41:23Good.
41:24Good.
41:26Good.
41:31it was a strange new feeling being around someone when you had just been in their house going
41:36through their things when you had their $225,000 watch in your pocket and they had no idea
41:42if I'm being honest I wasn't hating it
42:10it's not like I thought petty larceny was any kind of solution to my problems but Lou had handed me
42:1565
42:16grand with no questions asked and in my current situation it was hard to argue with that kind of
42:20tax-free return on investment hey Bronco right Lou here yeah someone's asking for you now it's that
42:32white guy looks like he brushes his hair a lot okay
42:56the negotiator nice to see you again
43:08very fancy
43:12your wife making you sell this one too I'm divorced no shit
43:21let me guess you lost the papers for this one too
43:27go home negotiator what no papers no deal thought you told me you could move this stuff
43:32now I'm telling you quit while you're ahead I don't understand not my problem
43:39give me the fucking ring man just give me the fucking ring
43:43get out of here
43:45fuck your ring
43:46my mother's ring
43:47fuck you wanna pull a fucking knife out in the air
43:49Jesus
43:51you don't even know even a piece of shit
43:53fuck you and fuck
43:55that's enough Donnie
43:56look guys just pull my fucking ring
43:57man you can't make fucking ring
43:59fuck you Rocco
44:00he's 200 short
44:01come on Rocco man
44:02this is my mother's fucking ring
44:03who are you kidding
44:04put down that goddamn knife and get out of my shop
44:14you can walk away or you can spend the next six months wishing like hell you did
44:23all right Lou look I'm fucking sorry Lou okay I'm sorry
44:27now tell me you won't be back
44:31come on Lou
44:32say the words Donnie
44:40I won't be back
44:41you walk in here again
44:43you leave with a big hole in you
44:46you understand
44:51yeah
44:52yeah
44:53you're a disgrace Donnie
45:10you're still here
45:16hey
45:17look I'm in a bind here
45:20no
45:20no
45:20you're not
45:22you only think you are
45:24I can't help you
45:25look
45:27you can name your price
45:31do I have to ask Rocco to show you out
45:52fuck
45:53fuck
45:53fuck
45:53fuck
45:54fuck
45:54fuck
46:04it's Lou
46:04it's Lou
46:05I'm sending you a plate number
46:09get me everything you can on this guy
46:11ok
46:13bye
46:34do I want to ask you all
46:40I want to ask you all
46:40I really want to ask you all
46:40the day
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