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00:00वे दोया जोने में झाल्य को जोज को में दोस्योरी आवारी आवारा चाल्य की जैल्य कोगि में आजे प्लाव जय
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00:28झाल झाल
01:08झाल
01:32I know what you're thinking. The pool is a metaphor.
01:36But it was also very fucking real, and very fucking cold.
01:40I wasn't generally the kind of guy who did a lot of introspection.
01:43Of course, until very recently, I wasn't the kind of guy who woke up on the floor of someone else's
01:48house,
01:48covered in a dead guy's blood before falling into the pool, but here we are.
01:52And at that moment, I couldn't help but catch a fleeting glimpse, out of the corner of my eye,
01:58of the swirling hot mess of my life, and wonder how the hell everything could go so wrong, so fast.
02:07This is what happens.
02:13Boy, come on.
02:15Shots, shots, shots.
02:16Yeah, bartender.
02:18What shots do you want?
02:20What is she drinking? Let's have some of that.
02:22Yeah, that looks nice.
02:23What do you want?
02:27How much did you make?
02:29How much did you make?
02:37Macallan, 25.
02:39Bartender took me off.
02:41It's an expensive drink. I hope I'm worth it.
02:43Don't worry. You're buying.
02:46Liv Cross.
02:47Andrew Cooper.
02:48I know. I work at Mike Shepard's group.
02:50Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't recognize you.
02:52It's fine. Mike doesn't let us go above the seventh floor very often.
02:56The Patrick Bateman fanboys over there were getting a little wild.
02:59I thought it might be better if I looked occupied.
03:01Happy to help.
03:02For a minute there, it looked like you were going to come over to me, but I got impatient.
03:06Yeah, well, I'm recently single for the first time in quite a while, so I'm afraid I don't have much
03:12game.
03:12You're saying you have no game. That's your game.
03:15It's pretty weak. See what I mean?
03:17You were married?
03:18Yeah, 18 years.
03:20That would make you...
03:21Far too old for you.
03:22I don't really see age that way.
03:24That's because you're what, 27?
03:2528.
03:26And that's your game.
03:28Maybe.
03:29Or maybe you've been wrapped up in the conventions of marriage and children...
03:34Who?
03:34...for so long, living amongst other married people with children that you haven't considered that there may be an entire
03:39segment of the population who make different choices and have different goals.
03:44So what are your goals?
03:46Lasting love.
03:47Hot, healthy sex.
03:48Financial comfort.
03:50Peace of mind.
03:51Harmony.
03:52I think those are everybody's goals.
03:53And how many of them have you achieved?
03:55I'm just saying maybe you should rethink the rules a little bit.
04:00That could be your father.
04:01I have one already.
04:03Milt.
04:04Good guy.
04:04I'm quite a bit older than you.
04:06Strangely, that feels like a win.
04:08Then you need to get out more.
04:09I'm out.
04:10Right now.
04:11No, you're not.
04:12Not really.
04:13Not yet.
04:14I'm sorry.
04:14Do you talk to everybody like this?
04:16You didn't ask me if I've been married.
04:18Have you been married?
04:18Yes.
04:19Two years.
04:20Well, you were too young.
04:21I was.
04:22Also, it turned out he liked fat hookers.
04:25Different strokes.
04:26The irony is I was morbidly obese as a teenager, but that was long before he met me.
04:31Still, after I happened upon his browsing history, I did wonder if he'd somehow sensed
04:35the fat girl in meeting me met, and that's what drew him to me.
04:38Trust me, that's not what drew him to you.
04:41There's that game of yours.
04:46Oh.
04:47Look.
04:49I get that, by and large, guys your age are idiots, whatever that is over there,
04:56swinging their whiskey dicks around, narcissistic man boys far out of their depths with you
05:02in conversation and in bed.
05:04So, by comparison, man my age looks like the perfect antidote, right?
05:08I'm thoughtful, I'm wise, I'm more of a man, whatever the fuck that means these days.
05:12But you're 27?
05:1328.
05:1328, so you're 20 years younger than me.
05:15And at this moment in time, it works, right?
05:18I have money, you have freedom, we could travel the world together, we could learn things
05:22from each other.
05:23Conversation and in bed.
05:24Yeah, right.
05:26You'll find me very interesting, because I have two decades more worth of stories than
05:29you, and I find you very interesting, because you live your life in the moment with the
05:32kind of reckless immediacy that I lost a million years ago.
05:36So we'll have no trouble keeping each other entertained, and that'll work for a while, right?
05:42Then skip ahead 10 years, you'll be 38, I'll be 58.
05:45That's when things can start to get a little shaky.
05:47You might want kids, if I already have them.
05:49You might start thinking, oh, if I missed out on one of life's great experiences, and
05:53you'll still be stunning.
05:54You think I'm stunning?
05:55I'll be aging.
05:56Well, I can tell you're gonna age very well.
05:57You can tell that because it's already started to happen.
06:00The point is that we'll have less sex and more wine, and maybe that'll still work for
06:04a time.
06:05Has anyone ever told you that you talk a lot?
06:07Well, I misplaced my inner monologue and my wife right around the same time.
06:11Anyway, let's skip ahead another 10 years.
06:13That's sweet.
06:14I'll be 68 years old, no matter how well I take care of myself.
06:18My prostate's gonna do what it does, and so will my hair, and you'll start spending
06:21your days thinking about what your life looks like after I kick it.
06:24Meanwhile, every time you leave the house, I'll wonder what young stud you'll be fucking.
06:30Really?
06:31Are you that insecure?
06:32Well, not yet, but I will be.
06:33What about character?
06:34Yours or mine?
06:35You're so sure I'll cheat?
06:36No, I'm just sure I'll worry about it.
06:38You have this very strange mix of confidence and low self-esteem.
06:41So, I'll be the jealous old troll, and you'll be a restless woman in her sexual prime, and
06:45we'll both be consumed by this nagging fear that the last years of our life, the toughest
06:49ones, will be spent completely and utterly alone.
06:52Wow.
06:53Just, wow.
06:55When did you come out with all of that?
06:57Oh, in the 10 seconds it took you to walk from that stool to this one.
07:02Well, I could sit here and offer a full-throated rebuttal, but honestly, man, I was just looking
07:06to get laid.
07:08How many problems do you have with that?
07:14None come to mind.
07:20All right, we're good!
07:22All right, we're good!
07:28All right, we're good!
07:52This is what happens.
08:01You land a job right out of college at a major firm.
08:04You're just another cog in a very large wheel, but you've got your foot in the door.
08:09You get a shitty apartment in the city that you can barely afford, because you know the
08:13money will come.
08:14You get married, because, you know.
08:18And she moves into that shitty apartment.
08:22You're dead broke, but there's two of you now.
08:24You're in it together, and that feels good.
08:29Side note, no one will ever fuck you the way she did in that shitty apartment.
08:35Including her.
08:39So, you work your asses off, and you dig yourselves out.
08:41Hardest, easiest money you'll ever make.
08:44Well, it's not exactly canned food, shotguns.
08:51And then, when you're feeling good about things, when things are, you know, copacetic, you have the first kid.
09:00You buy a house 30% down, 30-year jumbo at 4.5%, and you're broke again.
09:09So, you work harder, longer hours.
09:11You start earning some big bucks, which only serves to make you aware of the even bigger bucks you could
09:16be earning.
09:18Kid number two.
09:20House number two.
09:22Broke again.
09:27But it's a different kind of broke.
09:29You're leveraged, which is a fancy way of saying you've got something to show for your efforts.
09:33The house, the cars, the stuff.
09:38And by now, you've lost sight of whatever naive plans you may have once had, or the things that mattered
09:43to you when you were starting out.
09:44You're moving too fast to ask yourself those hard questions.
09:47Like, when is it enough?
09:49And really, what's the point of all this shit?
09:56House number three.
10:02Then one day, about five years after you bought the place, you look up and realize that you've gotten there.
10:07To that hallowed plateau, where for the first time, you can actually afford your own life.
10:11And in that mystical nexus, where you seem to have wrangled life and all of its infinitely complex challenges into
10:16submission,
10:17that's generally where you will find your wife of 18 years, in your bed.
10:21Oh, shit.
10:23With one of your closest friends.
10:41House number four.
10:42A rental.
10:44It's small, but don't worry.
10:46It's also depressing.
10:47In the suburbs, I'm lonely, dry.
10:53And you tell me you'll never survive.
10:59Grab your mother's keys, we're leaving.
11:11Sometimes I can't believe it.
11:21Why are we still holding Impact Pro?
11:23We're mostly out.
11:24Mostly.
11:25Did he really just say that?
11:26They're going to rebound.
11:26Guys, I've been telling you, we are making money across the book.
11:29We don't need to get dinged in emerging tech.
11:31Blow out of it today.
11:33You got it, boss.
11:35What's wrong with him?
11:36Me?
11:36Nothing.
11:37He got dumped.
11:38Oh, is that news?
11:40I love her, man.
11:41No, you don't.
11:42You love love.
11:43That's all.
11:44I just, I don't know what to do.
11:45I do.
11:46Blow out of Pack Pro.
11:47Thank you.
11:50Morning, Coop.
11:51Jack.
11:52Gentleman.
11:53We're on for squash today.
11:54Are we?
11:55Did Mary send me an email?
11:56Probably my mistake.
11:58Got your bag here?
11:58Yeah.
12:00Great.
12:00Noon?
12:01Noon.
12:02Excellent.
12:08Come on, man.
12:09Put it in.
12:15Put it in.
12:17Serve it.
12:18God damn it.
12:24Oh.
12:26Where are the kids?
12:27Oh, they're fine.
12:28Wife.
12:29Ex-wife.
12:30Yeah, she's still with the putts.
12:32What's his name?
12:33The basketball player?
12:34Nick.
12:35Yes.
12:36Yeah, he'd get his.
12:37Karma, right?
12:39Speaking of which, I gotta deliver some bad news.
12:42Jesus, Jack.
12:43Cancer's not back, is it?
12:44No, God no.
12:45No.
12:46My sole remaining testicle is in good shape.
12:49Very good.
12:49Well, no.
12:51The thing of it is, Coop, you're fired.
12:53Oh, great.
12:55No, I'm serious.
12:56I gotta let you go.
12:59What?
13:01This girl, Olivia, what's her name?
13:03Olivia or something.
13:03Hold on, wait, girl?
13:05What, what girl?
13:06What are you talking about?
13:06Olivia Cross.
13:07Olivia Cross.
13:08Liv?
13:09Liv Cross?
13:11The managing director is sleeping with an associate.
13:14Wait a minute, no.
13:15She never worked under me.
13:16She was in Shepherd's Court.
13:17And, and, I don't think I'd ever even met her before.
13:20It doesn't matter if you met her.
13:21It matters if you fucked her.
13:23You did fuck her, right?
13:26Fuck me.
13:28Yeah, but it was like a weekend.
13:30At, like, three months ago.
13:31Completely consensual.
13:32I mean, she came on to me.
13:33It's not the point.
13:34You were her superior.
13:36I told you, I, I, I, I didn't even know her.
13:39But you knew that you worked for Shepherd, right?
13:42You see, Coop, the thing is, in her mind, she was passed up for a VP slot.
13:46VP?
13:47She's 27 years old.
13:48No, she's 28.
13:49And I'm not here to litigate.
13:50You can't fire me, Jack.
13:52Well, we have a very strict, non-fraternizing clause, or so I'm told.
13:57Why the fuck did you bring me here to, to fire me?
14:02HR needed to get into your office to get your computer, proprietary information.
14:06Do you know the drill?
14:06Those are my clients.
14:08Well, according to the non-solicit you signed, they're ours for at least another two years.
14:13You're really going to bury me like this.
14:15You know how this goes.
14:18My capital account?
14:20That's my money, Jack.
14:22You were fired, you were fired for a cause.
14:22No way, come on, Jack. You cannot do that.
14:24Everything I have is in that account.
14:26You, you, you destroy me, Jack.
14:28Sorry it has to be this way, but it has to be this way.
14:32I'll sue.
14:33They'll give you a six-month draw, if you don't.
14:36Fuck you.
14:40Well, I'll give you a few days to decide.
15:12I'll give you a few days to decide.
15:31Puller.
15:33Out!
15:34Out!
15:47और अे गुर्वोभा क्या है।
15:50और एक रप्ता है।
15:51वप्ता हम जो आई आईपा जा कि क्यांदा हो
15:52वहाँ जो, आर तो तूस्ट है
15:53वहाँ हो कि जहाँ कश्योंगे सिंव कर मैंट अप्राव और उस्मानों
16:00इंगा राब जश्रावा इनलों
16:15how's school
16:19how's school
16:20fine
16:23how's that tutor we got you, is she working on?
16:26I guess
16:29you got a girlfriend?
16:31no
16:31any prospects?
16:33no
16:37you think at some point today you might
16:39respond to me with an answer longer than two syllables?
16:43maybe
17:00you're coming in?
17:01yeah, Tori's here, I want to say hi
17:05hi, Bob
17:05hi, Mom
17:06how was your day?
17:08good
17:13what are you doing here?
17:15I took Hunter for some ice cream
17:16yes, not Tuesday
17:18so I've been told
17:20is Tori here?
17:21she's not home yet
17:25what?
17:26what?
17:26what?
17:26what is the look?
17:28I didn't give him any look
17:29you were giving me the look that there's the look where you're trying not to give me a look, so
17:33what's the problem?
17:37I think it's a little tricky when you show up on a day that isn't your day
17:40I took him out for ice cream
17:41my god
17:42it's procusing for him
17:43boundaries are there for a reason
17:45boundaries?
17:46you mean like monogamy?
17:48really, Coop?
17:49it's been almost two years
17:50when are you gonna stop playing that card?
17:52I don't know
17:52what is the statute of limitations on adultery?
17:55probably less time than you've spent playing the sad cuckold
17:58who says cuckold?
18:00you know what?
18:00who are you?
18:00you were even remotely self-aware
18:02you'd realize these things don't happen in a vacuum
18:04and you could maybe take a little portion of responsibility for your side of it
18:08okay, I'm sorry, but you sleep with Nick
18:10you kick me out of this place
18:11I'm forced to pay for this entire mess
18:14and I'm the one that's not being responsible
18:15I'm not doing this right now
18:17oh, well, it's really no fun doing it alone
18:20oh, hey!
18:21what?
18:22did he tell you he needs a new drum kit?
18:24he needs a new drum kit?
18:26what is wrong with his old one?
18:27I don't know
18:28it's old and warped
18:29this band he's playing with
18:30and they're very good by the way
18:31he said he needs a new one
18:32Nick offered to pick that up
18:34no, Nick doesn't need to pick up a drum set for my kid
18:37I'm just saying if you're really busy
18:38I can handle it
18:41oh wait
18:42scoop
18:43I took Tori to the dermatologist
18:45her skin is fine
18:46yeah, you do wanna tell her that?
18:48she wants this new laser treatment
18:49it's three times and then you're done
18:51fifteen hundred dollars a pop
18:54they're gonna email you the invoice
18:55every time I see you it costs me money
18:57try sticking to Tuesdays
19:01tell Tori her father says hi
19:06Jesus
19:09Christ, are you a fucking kid?
19:14oh shit
19:15I'm sorry, that is totally my bad man
19:18yeah, it was
19:19here, let me give you my info
19:21Tori?
19:21hi daddy
19:24Jake, this is my father
19:25daddy, this is Jake
19:28pleasure to meet you, sir
19:30I'm sorry I had to ding your car to do it
19:32wait, who are you?
19:34Jake Weston
19:34okay, that tells me nothing
19:36he's my boyfriend
19:38I'm sorry, how old are you?
19:40I'm twenty, sir
19:41stop calling me sir
19:43no one's buying it
19:44sorry
19:44okay, you're twenty
19:46she's seventeen
19:47are you familiar with the laws in this state?
19:49daddy
19:49it's not like that
19:50sir
19:50Jake, is it?
19:51if you call me sir one more time
19:53I'm gonna punch you in the dick
19:54dad, you're being crazy
19:55mom, dad's being crazy
19:56you're okay with this?
19:57why don't you guys go inside and get something to eat
19:58hygiene
19:58you know about this, you're fine with it
20:00I'm sorry, I'm sorry
20:00okay, fuck off Jake
20:01fuck right off
20:05what is your problem?
20:06what is your problem?
20:07you're okay with the statutory rape of our daughter
20:09oh please
20:10you don't know what she's in love with him
20:11she is a child
20:12he's twenty years old
20:13how is that okay in your world?
20:14baby
20:15he's the malandic
20:16great, Nick's here
20:17hi
20:18hey
20:19cool
20:19he'll solve it
20:22let me get out here and see this man
20:25hi
20:26oh, okay
20:27right, yeah
20:28you know, I was, uh
20:29about to grill up these terrific skirt steaks
20:31I just picked up
20:32I mean
20:32why don't you stick around?
20:36why don't I stick around?
20:37hmm
20:38uh
20:39why don't I stick around?
20:40I guess why I don't stick around
20:41it's probably because the idea
20:43of going into my backyard
20:44and eating steaks grilled on my $5,000 grill
20:47by the man who's fucking my wife
20:49would make me want to take my Shun Fuji steak knife
20:52and cut out my own heart
20:53that's probably why I don't want to stick around
20:56so
20:56I'm gonna go
20:59I get it, Coop
21:01I feel you, man
21:02I really do
21:03I'm just trying to find a way past this, you know
21:06for all of us
21:08yeah
21:08good luck with that one
21:11tell that little shit
21:12I'm gonna send him a bill
21:14watch your toes, baby
21:28I drove home that night while Haskell slept like a log
21:32after a while I began to get sleepy myself
21:36I was happy, though
21:38soon I'd be at the steward
21:40the long trip was practically over
21:42and there'd be no more hooking it down the concrete
21:45I think it's a future
21:47which couldn't have been brighter
21:49if I'd embroidered it with neon lights
21:51it was nice to think of Sue shooting to the top
21:57maybe it was for me, too
21:59don't you realize if I'm caught?
22:00I wanna know where I got the car and stuff
22:02and they'll have me on a murder charge
22:03if you're smart, you won't get caught
22:05I'm not listening
22:06hey
22:09what are you doing?
22:13hi
22:14hi
22:15yeah
22:16fuck yeah
22:17come on
22:18Samantha's husband Paul made his fortune in diners
22:20he had nine of them
22:21a 44 inch waist
22:22and a serious case of erectile dysfunction
22:25yeah
22:25god
22:26damn it
22:27since they separated
22:28she'd been making up for lost time
22:30ow
22:32ow
22:35Jake
22:38I think you actually broke the skin
22:39ah
22:40well
22:40that's how you know I wasn't faking it
22:44are you okay?
22:45uh huh
22:45yeah
22:48do you have to go?
22:50uh
22:50no
22:52why
22:53did you
22:53did you want me to go?
22:54no
22:55no
22:55I just
22:55you looked like you
22:57had something
22:59oh
22:59important
23:00no
23:02um
23:03okay
23:04okay
23:06hey
23:07what just happened?
23:08what?
23:09everything's perfect
23:10no
23:10if you have something you wanna say
23:12please just say it
23:13I mean you were just literally coming inside me a minute ago
23:16and now you can't get rid of me fast enough
23:17oh Sam
23:18god
23:19no honestly it's fine no it's fine I'll go
23:21seriously I mean it's biology right?
23:23the uh
23:23dopamine crash after the rush of Orca
23:25I thought maybe something was going on with your kids
23:27no my kids are fast asleep but thank you so much for your concern
23:30okay look
23:30maybe something's getting misconstrued here
23:32I feel like you're not understanding me
23:34no
23:34it's just a little off-putting
23:36if I'm being honest
23:37I mean cause you called me right?
23:40and then I change into something sexy
23:42and I got a sitter
23:43Sam
23:44Sam
23:44Sam
23:44Sam
23:46I'm sorry
23:48okay?
23:49I don't want you to leave
23:55tell me the truth
23:57do you ever think that we could be something more than this?
24:04Sam
24:06come on
24:19we've been doing this on and off for half a year
24:23and I had yet to stick the landing
24:28look you know the kind of numbers I was doing over at Bailey
24:30right?
24:31I could bring half that book over here
24:32combine that with the Texas oil families
24:35I could be half a billion dollars in under a year
24:37come on
24:37it's a win-win
24:38and you haven't slept with any birth associates yet?
24:40oh
24:41look Jack's making calls
24:42no one's allowed to date you
24:43come on Monty
24:44I got you this job
24:45just bring me in
24:45he's making calls man
24:47look uh
24:47I know Jack's been making calls
24:49fuck Jack
24:50he's got no friends here
24:51ha ha
24:52it's good to know
24:53look I can't afford to piss Jack off
24:55not now
24:55not with the beating
24:56we're taking in tech this year
24:57I've been wanting to poach you for a while
24:59well
25:00what's your non-solicit?
25:0190 days?
25:02you were once in this seat Monty
25:04and I was in yours
25:05yeah I know
25:05two years
25:06didn't you get a lawyer look
25:08before you signed up?
25:09well they made it worth my while
25:10can I say
25:11you want my advice?
25:12not really
25:13come on Coop
25:14you know I can't bring you in cold
25:15take some time off
25:16you let the stink fade
25:17cause no one's gonna touch you right now
25:19you should reach out to one of the family offices
25:21coming out of Dubai
25:22they won't give a shit about your non-solicit
25:24or this thing with the girl
25:25the girl wasn't the thing
25:26they won't care either way
25:28that's my point
25:29Coop
25:30come on
25:31don't be like that
25:53sorry I'm late
25:54I got the usual
25:58you going to that Miller's thing tomorrow?
26:01I was invited
26:01why wouldn't I?
26:03no reason
26:05if I avoided every social situation
26:07because Mel and Nick might be there
26:08I'd never leave the fucking house
26:09hey
26:10I'm on Team Coop
26:12there's no teams
26:13uh huh
26:14bullshit
26:21okay
26:22what's wrong?
26:23what?
26:25you're not checking your phone
26:26you're not rushing through the meal
26:27something's up
26:35what if I didn't work for a while?
26:39why would you do that?
26:40I don't know maybe to see my kids
26:42I don't know read a book?
26:44so we talked in a couple weeks
26:46maybe in line
26:47exactly
26:48or like a year
26:53Coop
26:55there comes a time in every conversation
26:56when a man has to cut the shit
26:57and get to the fucking point
27:01it was my job
27:08who'd you fuck?
27:09hey why would you automatically jump to
27:10no no no no
27:11you're not a drunk
27:12or a racist
27:13and your numbers were good
27:14so that leaves fuckery
27:15Jesus Barney
27:16come on
27:16I did that
27:18I just don't understand why Jack
27:20would hang me out like that
27:21I mean it was borderline at best
27:23Jack saw a way to cut you loose
27:24and keep your book
27:25was it really?
27:26was what really?
27:27borderline at best
27:29well she worked on a completely different floor
27:31I didn't even know her
27:31she couldn't find someone else
27:32anyone else
27:33she hit on me
27:34that doesn't matter
27:35it fucking should
27:37it should
27:37it should matter
27:46Bailey will settle
27:48what?
27:49sue Bailey Russell
27:50they'll settle
27:51why would they do that?
27:52because you're not a drunk or a racist
27:53and your numbers were good
27:55they don't want this to go to a judge
27:56sue them
27:57you're my business manager
27:59not my lawyer
28:00and as your business manager
28:01I'm strongly encouraging you to hire a lawyer
28:03I just need to know how long I can float on what I got
28:09you're not
28:11six months
28:12seven tops
28:13that can't be true
28:14alimony, child support, two houses, cars, private schools
28:18not to mention your sister
28:19and that's just off the top of my head
28:22Jack will settle
28:23Jack will crush me
28:26I can't afford to go up against those guys
28:27you can't afford not to
28:32I just thought I had so much more
28:36you did
28:37and you got hammered last year on tech stars
28:39everybody got hammered last year on tech
28:41everyone didn't get divorced
28:43or fuck the co-worker
28:44you should go see Monty
28:46I did
28:46Lance too
28:48no dice?
28:50I have a two year non solicit
28:55I know
29:09Coop
29:10what are you drinking?
29:13forget
29:13forget that
29:13I got a 15 year old
29:14Japanese whiskey
29:15you gotta try
29:16two
29:22Lahaim
29:27how smooth is that, right?
29:31so, um
29:34how's a single life?
29:37well
29:38it has its moments
29:39oh
29:40bullshit
29:41it's gotta be a goddamn smorgasbord
29:42of ass out there
29:43come on
29:44give me something
29:45some news from the front
29:47oh hey
29:48I'm um
29:49sharing that cancer benefit again this year
29:51and I punched you in for two tables
29:52same as last year
29:53how much are the tables again?
29:55thirty grand
29:55sixty for the pair
29:58come on
29:58you bought two tables last year
29:59yeah
30:00well I wasn't divorced last year
30:02Peter
30:04hey you're right
30:05I'm sorry
30:06I wasn't thinking
30:07I shouldn't put you on the spot like that
30:13I'll eat the tables and take your name off the floor
30:15leave it on
30:17you sure?
30:18yeah it's fine
30:20I wasn't trying to be an asshole
30:23I guess to some people it just comes naturally
30:26I'll call
30:32hey uh
30:35that's okay right?
30:36all adults here?
30:39sure
30:41it's all good
30:42good stuff
30:50thank you
30:59twenty five please
31:01yeah thank you
31:09three time NBA all star
31:11three time NBA all star
31:11what are you gonna do?
31:15yeah
31:18I have what he's having
31:19just more of it
31:20you got it
31:23pink
31:24pink
31:39and one more
31:41so I
31:42I said to Peter
31:44do we have to get away with the kids
31:45you know while we still can
31:47and before they
31:47want nothing to do with us
31:49because then what are we gonna do?
31:50talk to each other?
31:53we've been married way too long for that
32:12so
32:12so on Saturday we leave for Belize
32:15I found a villa
32:17a stunning view of the coast
32:19the kids had their own villa next door
32:20so they weren't on top of each other
32:22you know
32:22but
32:23we know we'll see them
32:24because we're the ones with the chef in the dining room,
32:26so when they get hungry.
32:28And the Turtle N does not know what is about to fit in.
32:31How you doing, Coop? You okay?
32:33I'm okay, Mel. How are you?
32:37Yeah.
32:37We're coordinating everything.
32:38So private tours, you name it.
32:41Hey, you two, can I just...
32:43Can I just say, I love that you had such a friendly divorce.
32:47Diane.
32:48No, I'm just saying, you know,
32:50remember when Mike and Gail got divorced?
32:51It was like Armageddon here. Do you remember that?
32:54They can't even be in the same room together.
32:55They can't be in the same city.
32:57Right?
32:59Sam, you think you and Paul are going to be able to keep things friendly?
33:02Oh, not a chance in a hell.
33:04But thanks for asking, you know, in front of everyone like that.
33:07I just, I admire how you guys handled everything with class.
33:12You know, babe, when we get divorced, I think we should do it like that.
33:15That's it. I'm cutting you off.
33:19I think it's great.
33:24How we're all so enlightened.
33:27See?
33:28You know?
33:29I mean, Mel, yeah, Mel and Nick had an affair and ended our marriage.
33:33And I guess time will tell how fucked up our kids are going to be.
33:37But, you know, you all are being so awesome about the whole thing.
33:44And if I'd have known.
33:54I'm going to go take a piss.
34:20I'm going to go take a piss.
34:36I'm going to go take a piss.
34:39I'm going to go take a piss.
34:40I'm going to go take a piss.
34:40I'm going to go take a piss.
34:42I'm going to go take a piss.
34:44I'm going to go take a piss.
34:45I'm going to go take a piss.
34:46I'm going to go take a piss.
34:46I'm going to go take a piss.
34:47I'm going to go take a piss.
34:49I'm going to go take a piss.
34:51I'm going to go take a piss.
35:04कर दोप्स।
35:49कर दोप्स।
36:02कर दोप्स।
36:05प्योंक अषब है
36:22और हुम इत इते कहते से इतन 04
36:32वो याजूद।
36:34नहीं है
36:40वो पो इसके प्रोली मैं आफ।
36:49फ्रेवार लाव
36:52प्रेवार
36:53व्क याज
36:54यह
37:21झाल झाल
37:38प्रच्प्राइस
37:54खुबट जिस वुकाइब जटूचिए और जटूख दुट फसे लिए खुबटा रहेंटे कर दो एक्टर ।
38:21क著 प्रेंगी, है झाल!
38:26की कियांवी दॉट्स ऑट भर।।
38:51Like the rail van
38:55A fake last, a fake love
39:05Hey Bruce, thanks for coming Coop
39:08But I can't help but failing
39:14I could blow through the ceiling now
39:20If I could just turn around
39:28Hey Andy
39:30Bruce called me
39:31Yeah, I figured he would
39:33I could use the ride home anyway
39:35How did you get here?
39:37I walked
39:38You off your meds again?
39:40Just wanted to feel something, you know
39:43How do you feel?
39:45Shitty actually
39:47How was your day?
39:49Oh, uh, same
39:51You don't look so great
39:53That's coming from me
39:54Come on, let's get you home
40:04He still loves me, you know
40:06Honey, he's got a wife and two kids
40:08Well, everybody's got something
40:10What were you playing there, the smashy pumpkins?
40:12Um, well, radiohead dipshit
40:15Right, right, of course
40:18Come on
40:23Hey
40:28You're alright
40:32Yes, get in
40:34New car?
40:39It's a loner
40:40Don't give me any shit
40:56I'm in trouble, Allie
40:59How bad?
41:02I might need you to give up the apartment
41:03We're gonna move back in with Mom and Dad
41:07What's left for them?
41:11Yeah, well, if you don't take your meds
41:12I make no promises
41:17This car smells like ass
41:18God, I know
41:19It's like something tied to this
41:29I've got a million percent
41:35So I gotta go
41:35I gotta go
41:42Liv
41:43Liv
41:46Just, please, let me talk to you for a second
41:48Look, look, I'm really sorry about what happened to you
41:51It sucks that they fired you
41:54Do you really feel that way?
41:55Of course I do
41:57Well, then, can you please withdraw your complaint?
42:00You can recant and indemnify Bailey against a lawsuit
42:03I can get my job back
42:04What?
42:05Look, I'm sorry if I mishandled things with you in any way
42:09I just thought we were both having a good time
42:11Wait, stop, stop
42:12I don't know what you're talking about
42:16I never filed a complaint
42:32Coop, he's on a call
42:33It's okay
42:36There was never any complaint
42:37Coop, you can't be here
42:39Liv Cross never filed a complaint
42:40It's an HR issue
42:41I only know what I'm told
42:42Bullshit, Jack, you did this
42:44You broke company policy
42:45My hands were tied
42:46You saw an opportunity to take my book
42:47And you decided to fuck me
42:49You fucked yourself
42:50I thought we were friends
42:54At least let me keep my fucking capital account
42:57I'm begging you
42:58That's my money
42:59I need that money
43:00No, it isn't
43:03Your biggest mistake was thinking
43:04Any of this was ever yours
43:07All right, all right
43:12It's not yours if you can't keep it
43:35I just can't let you ruin a beautiful movie
44:06Okay, start it up
44:19How is Tori's boyfriend?
44:24Jake?
44:25That's correct
44:26He'll survive
44:29And Tori?
44:34Gotta give it a couple more days
44:35I'm working on it
44:42You're not yourself, Coop
44:46Look, I'm sorry about the barbecue
44:48I was a little over-served
44:50I'm not talking about the barbecue
44:51And I'm not talking about the fact
44:52That you assaulted our daughter's boyfriend
44:54All that
44:54Jesus Christ
44:55What, then?
44:58I don't know
44:59I don't know
45:00You just seem so
45:02Alone
45:04Yeah, well, I live here
45:06And you
45:07Live there
45:08In our house
45:09With our kids
45:10I know
45:10You left me
45:11That would make me
45:14Alone
45:15That's not what I'm talking about, though
45:19I'm worried about you
45:26Hey
45:29Is it
45:33Come on, you can still talk to me, can't you?
45:39I'm fine
45:41I am
45:43I'm finding my way
45:53Okay
46:00Fair enough
46:09Thanks for coming by
46:12Thanks for the beer
46:22Miss Cross
46:24How can I help you?
46:25I was hoping for an explanation
46:27The Andrew Cooper thing
46:28I didn't file a complaint
46:30Somebody reported your involvement to HR
46:33But there was no complaint
46:35Whiskey
46:36No
46:36Sit
46:41I'm sorry that it was phrased like that
46:43But complaint or not
46:44Mr. Cooper was in direct violation
46:46Of our company's code of conduct
46:47He's in a position of power
46:49And we take our protections very seriously
46:52He's nowhere on my org chart
46:53I don't report to anyone who reports to him
46:55Does that mean he couldn't get you fired
46:57If he so chose?
46:58He didn't need to lose his job
47:01I've got a conference room
47:02Full of labor lawyers
47:03Who say otherwise
47:09Shepard tells me that you're a star
47:11He wants to put you up for a promotion
47:12He wants you running your own desk
47:13Are you ready for that?
47:15How is that related to this?
47:17Well, I'm done with this
47:17I've moved on to that
47:18I'm more interested in your future
47:21Than Coop's past
47:28I tell you what
47:29I've got a phone call in a minute
47:30But let's do dinner later in the week
47:33And discuss
47:33Mary will check your avails
47:36Shouldn't Shepard join us?
47:40Shepard's welcome to join
47:44Thank you
47:45Thank you
47:48Thank you
48:01Thank you
48:12If you were to shout at the gods
48:18Maybe it was for me too
48:21What would you call them?
48:31Why would you call them?
48:33What would you call yourself?
48:42What would you call yourself?
48:52कि अद्ट één को पयाओ को चो को
48:56कि अद्टू है
49:00कि अद्टैंड़ यहाओ
49:01कि अद्ट इसे
49:01कि अद्टैंड़ टो को
49:08कर दो कर दो कर दो कर दो
49:45कर दो from a certain perspective
49:52life boils down to a series of interconnected decisions
49:56the miller's decided to go to belize
50:00I decided to go to the miller's
50:08westmont village has its own private security patrol as well as the westmont
50:12police department the crime rate is almost non-existent you live in a place like that
50:19long enough you start to feel insulated from the rest of the world you get complacent about
50:24things like alarm systems and locking all your doors
51:15the patek philippe nautilus sealed 18 karat white gold blue sunburst dial water resistant up to 30
51:21meters like that will ever come up like the ads say you never actually own a patek philippe
51:27you merely look after it for the next generation
51:31well the next generation tells time on their phones so i figured no one was going to miss this one
52:18hey guys is uh everything okay good evening sir
52:21you live here yeah yeah i sure do your house was placed on the vacation watch shredding tonight
52:26saw the honda parked on the street lights on in the house figured we'd check in
52:32that's my son's car i told him to pull it into the garage before we left so you are going
52:37on vacation
52:38oh yeah bright and early tomorrow morning my wife must have given you the wrong day when she called
52:42no worries have a great trip thanks you guys i appreciate
53:07i don't know what i was thinking well that's not true i was thinking that peter and diane miller
53:12were assholes and they didn't deserve all of this and i was thinking that there were plenty of
53:17assholes just like them in the neighborhood with houses just like this filled with expensive shit
53:22just like this that would never be missed piles of forgotten wealth just lying around in drawers
53:28where they were doing no one any good i knew this because up until a little while ago
53:33i'd been one of those assholes
53:47i was thinking about alimony child support legal fees two houses a maxed out home equity line
53:52tuition property taxes health insurance premiums sat tutors child psychologists car payments gardeners
53:57exterminators roofers painters plumbers drum kits and a bank account that was still in the red from the
54:02divorce and how no one including the cops apparently would ever suspect a guy like me
54:08i'm not saying it was a good idea it was just temporary a quick fix to pay some bills until
54:13i got
54:13back on my feet and i figured what's the worst that could happen
54:20help me
54:21कर दो कर दो
54:51कर दो कर दो
55:21कर दो कर दो
56:18झाल झाल
56:23झाल
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